LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening with Jackie Schimmel

Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time for a quickie. Podcast one presents the Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the Lady Gang Quickie. I'm here with myself, with Kelty, with Jack, and somebody that you guys have asked for for about four years.

Starting point is 00:00:27 You just listened to her on Tuesday's episode. you loved her so much we brought her back miss jackie schimmel of the bitch bible podcast thank you she's back i'm back thank you well there's so many topics and we really need i needed on tuesday we talked about motherhood and all these different things now we need to talk about other people which is your opinion is the only opinion in hollywood that matters yes love it um so the first thing i want to just get your take on is leo turned 50 leonardo dicaprio just let that sink in for a second everyone leonardo leonardo leonardo leonardo dicaprio is 50 years old that's and his girlfriends are 25 yeah which is fine if i was leonardo dicaprio i'm not gonna like

Starting point is 00:01:12 age up i like that he stayed consistent with it you know what i mean like he's not altering his habits based on you know his age his age or public opinion he's just doing leo and i think good for him also there was some judgy comment about his current girlfriend right now i think she has left she like left her boyfriend husband fiance or obviously to be with leonardo dicaprio leonardo this is what's so annoying is that also happened with jerry seinfeld's wife she was a newlywed she was at the gym right after her wedding honeymoon this is allegedly but i think it's confirmed but allegedly yeah and meets jerry seinfeld at the gym and she's like takes her ring off and she's like i'm single again like obviously for her and i'm like what woman would with leonardo

Starting point is 00:01:58 dicaprio and jerry seinfeld like what woman is going to stay with her husband if you like kind of hate your husband and leonardo dicaprio comes and like knocks on your door right bye now granted that's a change like once you have a child with someone it gets more complicated so i probably wouldn't leave zach for jerry seinfeld yeah but these women didn't have children yet and they didn't have families yet so let them leave their loser boyfriends for leonardo dicaprio my question don't judge them my question is do the ladies think they are the amal like i don't think so i not his girlfriends you do yes they do when you were 25 and you were dating well you're like i'll change it i would fully feel like i was going to be the one that was going to change

Starting point is 00:02:43 leonardo a million percent if i met him today in a bar i i would be like it's happening i'm the one that's different i'm so different from all the rest it has to be me different from the rest like she wasn't a movie star they're very serious but she was i think it's delusional but i totally am in the same boat as you ladies that i feel like leonardo dates are not of a mall quality how dare you you don't know these women wasn't she a lawyer yeah she's like a human rights activist actually there isn't another woman on the planet other like that is a isn't he dating like instagram models i don't know how dare you that's what people probably refer to us as oh my god i will say that diddy did say that leonardo dicaprio was his favorite

Starting point is 00:03:32 guest at his parties i know well leo never misses a party i will say that he's always at parties but it's interesting because i have been not to like i've been to multiple parties with leo where he's been there i'm talking about diddy parties no no i understand i'm actually skimming that because i don't want to get sued so like no but i have been to most of the fact you said it on tv but okay i have been to multiple parties with leo leo is not fun at a party no he's just he's there and you're like i'm at a party with leo but you like when taylor swift's like just like leo and san trope leo's in the corner with a hat and glasses on on the yacht like leo's not like throwing down being like shot shot shot shot shot like yeah i've been to a wedding with him

Starting point is 00:04:14 i've been to a met gala party like he's always in the corner and like a like an area where like you can't go get probably from me like i get it but he's not on the dance floor like doing the horror right you know what i mean yeah so it's like he's at every party but like he's not a memorable party goer he's like great gatsby he just wanted to watch the party yeah he's not like It is truly great Gatsby. Okay, that's amazing. Okay, everyone. The Zack and Chicken Fry.

Starting point is 00:04:42 This is my Roman Empire right now. She is me with Ryan Ross. Except way more famous. But like a public person and then she's spilling all the dirty laundry. Yeah. Tell me about it. Tell us about it a little bit. Okay, so Zack Bryan, the country singer.

Starting point is 00:04:59 Who writes amazing songs. You know about it, right? Wait, okay, no. This is so funny because I just did my podcast yesterday. and i i like to just like cover pop culture with no intel so i just read the headline and then i like make up my own storyline because i have genuinely no idea no idea who either of these people are okay no idea what's going on i'll give you like the tldr so zach bryan is a country singer that's like massive massive playing stadiums okay he was like blew up in the overnight year yeah

Starting point is 00:05:26 yeah he's a military like everyday guy that just liked to strum a guitar okay because i haven't heard of it overnight the songs are massive it's it's he makes great beautiful songs he's like the john mayer of our time but better and hotter and like more hotter are you don't you dare he's not hotter like a leprechaun he's boss baby okay dave porno said that i can't take credit um so he's massive he was dating this girl brianna chicken fry that's not a real last name that's like even further back okay i thought that was her real last okay further back subtext he had uh a girlfriend that he was dating for a long time for a long time i think she was in the military while she was deployed always a girlfriend during your come up he broke up with her because there was an

Starting point is 00:06:09 overlap for like a new girlfriend because he suddenly got famous because he suddenly got famous and like ditched her one of these girls he was married to and then he did it again for this brianna chicken fry girl so then everything started and like cheating and like overlap and like whatever sure so then now he's dating this girl from barstool she also blows up because she's dating him and they're just a couple chicken fries barstool yeah oh so she has a podcast with dave portnoy and this other guy so she has her own little thing anyways they're dating their relationship was like amazing she's going on tour with him i was super jealous because i'm like she's showing off her tour bus that she just shares with him and i'm like when i visit jared

Starting point is 00:06:46 i have to sleep with 14 other people on this tour bus but like whatever um so then they end up breaking up like a week ago or a couple weeks ago and he tries to make her sign an NDA and pay her 12 million dollars not to talk about their breakup and she said that yeah I'm gonna spill everything so now she's spilling everything sign that thing and never open my mouth again well so be like bye goodbye world well what I think happened is Dave must have been like I will help you make up that money because he loves drama and like loves he's making all these diss tracks about him and like all this shit he's probably like i am thriving in this moment and i guarantee like every other number in hollywood that was highly it was probably eight hundred

Starting point is 00:07:33 thousand dollars a million five maybe two if she was lucky yeah because he just popped off you don't he doesn't have 12 he's playing he's playing sold out stadiums like every single day the music industry takes a while to like it takes a while to get that money but allegedly he also paid his lax girlfriends and it would probably be in payment whatever yeah but allegedly he also offered that other ex-girlfriends this not the same nda but an nda where they got paid off because neither of them have spoken but they're making these like sub tweet tiktoks being like it's incredible they took them because they took the money but then they're like stoked but also i listen again not shading anybody because if i were chicken fry well i don't know

Starting point is 00:08:16 why that's her name why is that her name have you ever had a chicken fry though i think it's like a it's like a myspace name or it's like a nickname so i understand like i get it you're being swept off your feet by a rock star newly famous like whatever but she also knew like everybody else that he had just left but you think you're the imam but no it's not just that he was like abusive to her too yeah allegedly okay but i'm just saying there's a lot of women that stick around for a lot of things and i but i will say karmically not the abuse at all but like the cheating and the treating like dumping her before she knows she's getting dumped and all that stuff it's like you know the animal that you're getting into a relationship with this guy has zero empathy

Starting point is 00:08:57 for women like no he literally dropped his ex like a bad habit once he got famous yeah but it's like you get love bombed yeah of course and she's young she's like 24 yeah so it's like yeah you gotta have the one she's just like spilling everything you know what if she would have taken that 12 million at 24 that would be worth like 200 million if she put in the stock market for 40 years she could retire i feel like i feel like dave's like i'll pay you the money yeah i'm sure okay the wicked dolls so wicked movie is coming out and unfortunately all the collector dolls that are being sold at target and around the world have wicked.com on the back which leads to an adult film site oh that's so funny it's so good somebody is getting fired yeah someone is

Starting point is 00:09:45 getting ruthlessly fired but what i don't understand in all this is like they have so much money right couldn't they just go buy the site quickly and like switch it over we're talking disney right put a landing page i think so um it's uh was it actually nbc but i think um they didn't realize it until it was already in the news so now they're not gonna buy it maybe right it was too late it was too late that makes the collector collector's item even more collectors do you pull it off the shelves or do you like what do we do here if we're the executives because they're gonna make they've already made hundreds of thousands of those dolls i think you have to go buy wicked.com i think you have to buy yeah wait check right now jack is wicked.com still

Starting point is 00:10:27 gonna start it reminds me of like you're gonna get yourself on the dark web over there that's a huge oversight the wicked.com like full porn it's still it beyond this page is restricted to adults 18 plus still adult porn um but it's not like porn it's like naughty pictures it's like kenzie loves girls but they're close i mean maybe the movie is oh yeah that's just the cover art yeah yeah there's gonna be scissoring but like if you three two one yeah talk of the town oh my god okay so wicked.com it looks like maybe they're like soft porn or it's like a movie okay it's not just like it's like it's cinematic these seems like like a movie no like a movie it's like this is like talk of the town and that's what porn is it's like that feels like elevated that's like soft

Starting point is 00:11:17 porn that's like sophia most porn is just like you click it and they're like doing anal just like there's no lead up there's no lead up no isolated okay there's no like character this is high end like look do as i say not as i do this is like a family dinner that it starts off as and also like kind of nice graphics yeah that's what i'm saying elegant this site is misleading which is even worse for like the younger i'm gonna go on it the lady gang um jeremy allen white was smooching his co-star who molly gordon i like that i don't know who that is i like it because they had amazing chemistry actually it is the writers of the bear that made this happen and i appreciate them oh they're she's in the bear if yeah so jeremy

Starting point is 00:12:11 white is in the bear and molly gordon plays his love interest yeah yeah and we're on season four there was two there was a there was a really hot season between them where they like made it all the time and i was like and then this last season of the bear they gave us no molly they gave us nothing they gave us nothing sexual honestly i hated this season of the bear i'm not afraid to admit it it was like backstory on everyone and like a lot of food and i was like we don't come to the bear for the dishes okay yeah we come for the chef yeah anyway and the porn and they gave us no makeouts and so they were like we have to take this in our own hands make out on the street That's smart.

Starting point is 00:12:53 Do you think it'll last? I hope so. They're real cute together. He's hot. She's hot. I like it a lot. Yeah, they're cute. Me too.

Starting point is 00:13:02 I went to Jones with my friend the other day for breakfast, and she's married with children, and she told me that she goes to Jones once a week and dresses up because she sees that Jeremy Allen White is often there at that same Jones. It's a little restaurant, and she dresses nice because she's convinced that she's meant to be in love with him. she thinks he's she's the amal she's she's the amal we're all the craziest thing i know it wouldn't be that crazy okay um the rock has recently come out that he pees in bottles on the sets of movies becca as our resident movie star do people pee in a bottle you start i will say

Starting point is 00:13:42 sometimes the restroom is very far away to use when you're depending on what if you have ibs Well, that's poo-poo. You need a cup, not a bottle. So I understand. Like, we would have to walk probably a quarter of a mile from, like, a soundstage to a proper bathroom. Like, you know, that's pretty standard. What do the girls do? No, you go to the bathroom.

Starting point is 00:14:04 You walk far. But I can understand if you're The Rock, he's, like, all about efficiency. He has a gym built on every set that he's in. Right. He likes efficiency, so it makes sense that they were like, I'm just going to piss in this bottle and not walk all the way to the bathroom. i actually have something that you could piss in a bottle have you seen it it's the vaginal yeah it's for when you camp so that you don't pee on your shoes it's like a little like yes thing and then it has a penis like you camp i have camped yes she's from canada do you care i actually this

Starting point is 00:14:31 is gonna be so off brand oh no i love camping ew i love it yeah i mean for like a night or two yeah i know like zach's literally like a mountain man wow like he's very far from jewish so like he loves he can do anything in the outdoors so it's like kind of nice i can just sit there and drink we love it um speaking of peeing uh sabrina carpenter had a show recently and you know the crowd the ga crowd they go early they stand in line to get close to sabrina the woman had to pee so she just squatted on the floor and pissed all over the floor that is insane but i kind of love her for it like it's like keep your space in line disgusting but like i kind of love a bitch that's just gonna squat on the floor and you know she was dressed up because everyone

Starting point is 00:15:19 dresses up for that show yeah so she's in like a sequin skort and she's just squatting wait i don't know have we ever gotten your temperature check on taylor swift um i'm not sure do you share it online are you afraid i know i like taylor swift okay i like taylor swift do you like her and travis together fans i think her fans are a little i think we need to just take a breather a little yeah yeah um i think we need to like lower the metaphorical volume yeah um the swifties are very intense yeah yeah i i do like her and travis me too at first i was like oh god and i did think he looked like someone who puts chips on a sandwich that's a whole other conversation wait what's wrong with that it's just like it's just like a a dude it's probably triggering for

Starting point is 00:16:07 me low level my first boyfriend i think it elevates the sandwich there's something about my first high school boyfriend he always it was a very simple sandwich order and there was always like a laze or a dorito and he'd put it in and i it really bothered me and it just felt like very low level I will say I don't like watching people put the chips into it's just like oh he plays football and he likes chips and sandwiches I like I can't um but now I'm like pretty on board it feels real it feels real I know at first I was kind of annoyed too because I was just like you have to be everywhere it was just it was a lot and then I had to watch the Taylor fans go crazy she didn't get an off season so you know it's like when she gets her

Starting point is 00:16:55 off season her fans go dormant a little bit more yeah but she was giving them too much fodder and so that's why i was so triggered and then i was like no take a step back it's not her fault that she wanted to be with somebody like on her level i actually really respect that she wants to be with somebody also on the world stage yes i i like it and he's hot he's hot he's hot he's really i hate the way he dresses yes his fashion's insane hate hate hate the way he dresses but she can fix them once these but i don't know the right person i think this is what has become like this is them together yeah i don't think she's picked it but i think no he was like now i can be a fashionista like a ball mantra but like it's a lot more i feel like i'm

Starting point is 00:17:41 good they're like the worst god bless her but like we got a something fashion's not great it's it feels i think she's been looking really well sexed lately she's looking sexy i think she's looking yeah so sexy oh she's like she's never looked better the short shorts thigh high boots i like she's always got a thigh out i like that she's always got her she's like the legs out like i actually think her her dressing is like i mean do you need to wear a skirt at the hot at the football game no wear a jean and like whatever but like i she knows we're looking so she's like i'm gonna give you an outfit like i get it if she was wearing like like i dream about this every single night when i close my eyes if she rolled up to a football game in like a cool pair of jeans

Starting point is 00:18:26 cool loafers a white t-shirt with a sweater a cool jacket and like i would or like a jersey or something like if she came dressed like a member of haim you would die oh my god i would die if it looked like she was wearing anything from the row right like totally because if you have that much money but but again she's feeding the swifties right beautiful blowout oh right but she's feeding the swifties because she has the money to get the row she could be in head totally yeah but she wants to wear alice and olivia because she knows her fans are gonna be able to go buy that same thing like it's so relatable i appreciate that even though i like but it's coming they tried i remember josie told me when he was the head of l magazine he did that photo

Starting point is 00:19:09 shoot with her that first one that had the bangs and the straight blowout and it was like super chic he tried he tried but i i don't know i'm really into her right now um okay uh john krasinski is that his name yeah he's the sex she's literally googling taylor swift no i'm not i was on instagram okay are you bored we're here jesus were you looking for something no she was just bored yeah okay for a couple seconds i can't with the taylor swift talks too much john krasinski is the sexiest man alive yay or nay no and i love him i think he's hot you know this is i this is my feminist takeaway from this okay i actually get very upset because we don't have the equivalent of john krasinski as a woman who's getting treated like the most beautiful person on earth no this

Starting point is 00:19:57 is how i feel about the rat men and like that whole thing because it's like there is no it's there is no female equivalent for it because we just wouldn't care about a woman that had sexy rat women no it's only men and it's only dad bod and it's only these things that work for men and it would never work for women and that's i was very stoned watching benson boone perform he's a amazing amazing performer and so like obviously rock stars can be like ugly he's not ugly but he's not somebody that would ever stop me in my tracks on the street like this guy is just like he's hot because he's so talented and he's got a great body whatever and I just was so stoned and I looked at my friend Jen when he was performing and I was like it's too bad that there's not a

Starting point is 00:20:38 single woman on this planet who could perform like that and look like that and be like have girls like practically throwing or boys like basically like falling all over themselves right like girls are literally their panties are soaking wet watching Benson Boone and I'm like there's no woman that's so you know like i don't want to even say the women that i can think of that are very talented musically yeah but don't have they're never going to be on the cover for being beautiful right yeah yeah yeah there's just like john krasinski i love him he's so charming he's so many things but he's not the hottest man in the world and i'm like should we even be doing the hottest man in the world can we just be doing like the best man of the day like yeah right well

Starting point is 00:21:16 i was looking through all of the different like people that they had up for the hottest man in world and i realized yesterday i'm like i think celebrity men are gross like there wasn't a single guy on there that i was like oh this guy does it bailey is hot i have no idea who that is he's the fiero and wicked i don't know yeah he's hot oh he doesn't like the ladies oh he's gay oh yeah um which they would never have they put a gay guy on the cover of most beautiful or is it always i don't think so i think it's for the women and i get that they like aren't doing it for women because it's then it would be sexist sexual or like whatever it's called it'll be Kate Beckinsale right every year every year because if men vote on it but he's just and I actually think when I

Starting point is 00:21:56 look at John Krasinski in the office and I look at him now I think he's had a nose job oh really wow I think he went to get a little subtle like pinch yeah yeah and I don't know how I feel about it I don't know I don't I don't love a man who gets like plastic surgery on his face I don't like it or liposuction i know of a very very very famous actor very famous actor who gets lipo regularly that seems dangerous whoa um okay we weren't here for a long time we're here for a good time you sexy bit men lady gang is produced by podcast one with podcasting production assistance from steve delameter derrick haley editing by jared monaco and social support from khali carrera and Mastermind Evil Genius from Kelty Knight.

LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening with Jackie Schimmel

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