LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening with Spencer Pratt

Episode Date: May 15, 2017

This might be the best-ever Allegedly Wassa Happening thanks to special guest Spencer Pratt of "The Hills" fame! He's not afraid to say exactly what's on his mind, and call out everyone from Brangelina to Abby Lee Miller to Kylie Jenner to Selena Gomez and The Weeknd! He's openly describing how he & wife Heidi Montag Pratt blew through $10 million, when he knew "The Hills" was done, and reinventing himself on Snapchat! He's also talking fatherhood, calling the paparazzi on himself, and his million dollar crystal collection! And then there's the hummingbird, Alan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang.

Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. Happy Tuesday. It better be Tuesday if you're listening, because that's the day this comes out, and that's when you should listen. Yeah.

Right away at midnight. Don't wait. Yes. You want to be up on the latest news and the latest gossip and all the amazing things we have to offer, which is nothing. I'm Becca Tobin, actress and blogger, across from me, Kelty Knight, entertainment journalist, Instagram almost it girl to my right, Jack Vanek, the girl she strives to be, and she is the owner and clothing designer of jack van and clothing hi guys oh my gosh i'm really on one

because i'm drinking a cappuccino and i really haven't had caffeine in a couple days so i'm really oh no yeah you have hurt you have as much energy as kelty yeah i do i feel like imagine that is this what your life feels like it's amazing i see like i see more vibrant colors um the question of the day is favorite sexual position. Oh, I got mine. What? Okay. It's a new to me with only my husband. No one else

had ever tried it on me before. So you lay on your back and put your legs up in the air and he puts them around his neck and goes up on his knees and then he like pushes your hips up in the air and just roads you up and down on his penis. That's good.

And you probably can do that with him because he's so tall. Well, and I think it hits your other g spot yeah it's like that very intense yeah it's really good if you have an orgasm first like with a vibrator a toy or something and then he wants to have sex because it's like good but then you're kind of like still in the vibes well and then yeah then you're all like tingly and ready to go um i like that too it's like a good g spot did you know about that forever yeah oh i never knew about it i don't know what that's called i have no clue but that is that is a fave of mine please tweet us um i really i'm sorry but i think i like doggy style and in the shower

what yeah it's good do you have like a bench or something no no you just stand up stand up i mean zach's quads are shaking by the time it's over but it's not about him yeah well if chris did it he'd just have to do a really big squat i like doggy style too yeah it's good it also gets that other like it does it's a good angle place just hits it all right it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no i'm starting because i know that my good week is going to be both your bitches bad week yes what could this be has anyone noticed my new instagram handle oh you bitch we hate you this is coming oh see but we i think that we'd only hate you if we didn't have our names as our instagrams already nope becca at becca is like the most boss instagram

I'm like Cher, Madonna, Prince. Who else? Who are all these one-name wonders? Look right now. Is there an at Kelty? I'm switching. I'm sure there is. There's probably a dog named Kelty.

Don't say it. There's definitely a Jack, too. It's probably some idiot. There's probably a dog named Kelty. I'm really happy for you, Becca. Thank you. So for the longest time, there is a Kelty, but I think you'd be able to get it because this person has posted once, has five followers, and it was in 2011.

Yes. you should get this you've come a long way i have to say in your instagram i agree back back bow back to all right listen in just a year still you've had three in a year people still send me messages and they're like we miss back back bow back i don't i don't miss it at all it was whatever it was dumb well who's dumb now guys i guess i'm just a boss okay and i've had all these people reach out again back back bow back real crowd pleaser but at becca is like game changer it is a game changer people are like who did you sleep with um okay so my bad week okay oh god okay here's my bad week for the met gala i was like on instagram that day of or

whatever and you know everybody's always doing like get ready with so-and-so for the met gala like amazon shop whatever like every makeup line every brand is using somebody and like watching them get ready and like let's like not kid ourselves we know where we stand like in in like the physical appearance of hollywood you know like i'm a solid like six in hollywood yeah and i just like hate being reminded of that because sometimes i feel like i can pull off like no makeup i can pull off this to go to the grocery store well lily aldridge is is doing an instagram story with some brand about getting ready for the met gala she legitimately pulls up the insta story and she says that they're debating whether or not she's gonna wear mascara

or not to the met gala because she's that effing pretty what a bitch can you imagine i say should i wear mascara or not mascara to barry's boot camp not the met gala and guess what she looked amazing and i'm pretty sure she wasn't wearing mascara what so now people aren't even wearing fake eyelashes anymore well real pretty people not even fake eyelashes but also no more mascara now it's like the no eyelash look i guess so if you're gorgeous it's good for everybody that has fake eyelashes that their eyelashes got pulled out of their face yeah exactly well now i was just like i feel inadequate thank you lily aldridge perfect alien kelty um i got a new favorite term good week yes love these we're taking a vacation to sexico oh my god i mean

that sounds terrible no what does that even mean you're going to like just like no just like what are you doing tonight i'm taking a trip to sexico why are you just saying i'm going to sexico i'm going to sexico town no sexico like mexico but sexico sounds like texaco it sounds like a gas station are you not using it i think it's cute i do i do see you later in my head you say see you later want to go to sexico do you say that to chris or do you say i haven't used it yet i just discovered it i want to add it to the lady gang dictionary but i'm getting the feeling you don't wanted at it i feel like it's gonna be voted out of the dictionary i brought from the woman who brought you bleak and you're really gonna do me like this you're really gonna breathe do me like

this nothing's better than a homant sorry the homage was good bring the homant i think sexico is good because it's fun i guarantee if you make a shirt that is like a bright color that says sexico people will buy it and wear it in mexico i kind of sexico trip okay like the same people wearing Corona bikinis. Yes, exactly. Okay, cool. Which there's, yeah, there's a big population.

Yeah, there's a demo. Sexco is in. And for our lady gangers who are still wearing Corona bikinis, we forgive you. It's time to retire. Get the Sexco shirt

available on jackmanic.com. Okay, here's my bad week. Oh my gosh. All right, so, recently discovered that I do in fact have a celebrity crush. It's Charlie Hunnam.

Took me 35 years to have a celebrity crush. And so I'm interviewing him in New York and my phone is dead so I'm sitting on the floor of this hotel room that we turned into a studio and I have like my legs kind of like frog open and I'm like texting

away on my phone and he walks in the room and I'm like oh it's time time for the interview so I stand up but as I'm standing up I catch sight of my crotchal area and my crotchal area has turned red like the Amazon River and I had felt like the gush you know sometimes you feel the gush you know I think I think this tampon might be done soon it was done for sure because it and it wasn't even like the cakey like jelly yeah period it was like the full blood yeah like a full water blood like i my water broke but it was blood anyway so and i stand up and he's already it was a miscarriage possibly let's be honest we don't know at this point and so you're still not not trying and so um anyway i get up and i notice it and i'm like oh my god oh my god so i do the

entire interview like pretzel leg like deep cross leg and the whole time he's talking and i'm like the movie king arthur the movie and the whole time in my head is just like can you see my period can you see my period did you think can you smell my period can you smell my period do you think do men smell that i think they do but they're kind of i think they love it i think it's the pheromones and that's what makes them want to like do you and they're like yes probably won't get pregnant this time anyways so i took a picture with him my legs are like deeply crossed and it was my favorite pair of jeans that i'm actually still wearing now and i had to take it back to the hotel in new york and have them dry clean and wash them because i tried

to wash it out in the sink and the blood wouldn't come out it's too bloody thank you jack can you dig it oh here i go um so good week anybody that follows me on instagram um so like no one so nobody uh if you haven't noticed by my lack of the jack pictures the past few months i am officially single thank god ready to mingle yes and talk about it what we can talk about it i mean not really we're gonna do a special podcast dedicated to that yeah it's that would take a long time here's my question gonna be called the heartbreak hotel can the jack continue the jack can continue you can find another tall man need to find a tall man he doesn't have to be tall you guys enough tall enough to be the jack hoist me up very easily like a normal man yeah yeah it's like a normal guy

um so everybody can stop dming me on instagram asking me so and also if anybody has any friends or co-workers or brothers that are tall and successful my goal is to be at jack's wedding and be like look at that beautiful five nine man i know i'll end up with i know you will and i'm gonna be so i'm gonna be gloating i know it's in it's in my future it is because i don't want it so much so true and it's my number one deal breaker it's true um yeah so send any single men my way that aren't asshole douchebags thanks guys do they exist do you have a bad week uh bad week oh yeah so in me being single i've been dating literally everybody and she's back ladies and gentlemen i've been wanting this so badly no so this is like a good week for everybody because

of course there's gonna be terrible story dating stories um i've got my groove back but stella so the other day my roommate texted me and she's like oh my god somebody sent you flowers and i was like who could it be and i'm like going through i'm like oh could it be this guy this guy we're like kind of going back and forth i get home they're from books our podcast sponsor yeah i got those two hours i loved that and i was so excited that i had like a secret admirer some guy was like really trying to court me and it was just our podcast i'm sure you had to have known better they don't have your address on raya that's true but some of them have stalked me so speaking of men that make you

We don't know where we're going with that. They're pregnant, for God's sake. Coming up. Let's go. Now back to the Lady Gang. Our guest today was calling a paparazzi on himself before I even knew how to call the paparazzi on myself.

In the days before InstaFamous and YouTube Influencer, there was only one kind of fame that mattered being in us weekly and our guest was the king of tabloids the resident bad boy of the hills and one half of the most notorious celebrity couple of all time spidey he's having a major resurgence in our lives in part because of his new venture in healing crystals but mostly because of his ultra popular snapchat shenanigans please welcome to a special episode of allegedly what's happening featuring spencer freaking pratt i'm gonna just have that be my message machine right there damn she is the best at a good intro spencer we've missed you but thank

god you're back in our lives yeah it's i'm very honored to be in an actual podcast studio i feel famous right now where are you usually just in a room closets uh usually skype or something a garage now did you call the paparazzi on us today uh if they picked up i i would definitely have but they would have been like who dis new number so damn it sorry unless you have a time machine the game's different there aren't these paps don't have time to be uh getting anybody but selena gomez right now yeah that's gonna change soon overall how many times do you think you went to the beach and did like a picnic not enough really not enough not enough photograph not You guys were, I mean, in the day, in your heyday of paparazzi photo shoots, the themes were incredible.

I owe a lot of that to shout out James Aliot from England. You know, he had the British sensibility. So it sabotaged our lives, but it was fun. It was fun at the time. And he always bought the, you know, the decorations. So I was like, oh, we got a free picnic. It's incredible. one of uh speaking of uh wild paparazzi setups i don't think i've ever talked about this um one

time we were doing a valentine's day you know photo shoot like titanic style on a sailboat and it ends up the guy they hired to take the sailboat was not a captain this was not his boat and we crashed in the harbor during our like pap setup and i was like um well maybe this will sell better now because it's like drama but no spidey overboard who who from from the hills would call the paparazzi on themselves the most oh obviously myself but uh i mean duh well i would call it on everyone i was like the team publicist so somebody was like getting a colonic yeah like when i used to double date with brody and lauren like lauren played it off like oh i hate this yeah oh no Don't take my picture.

Oh, don't take my photo at the Grove. But it's like, you're welcome. Whatever. You're welcome. She pretty much owes you everything. You know what? I won't say that, but I will. Yes, I do take a lot of credit.

But I owe her a lot. Thanks for having a television show. There you go. We first need, before, I didn't mean to get into the paparazzi, although that is my favorite thing to do, but you're having a baby. It's very exciting. Your cover of Us Weekly, a Spidey baby. Do you know if it's a boy or girl?

Are you announcing it? You're going to have to buy the Cover Us Weekly tomorrow for the gender reveal. Wait, is that tomorrow? Oh, that's dropping tomorrow. Oh, shit. I can't spoil it. I need all the sales we can get. This is not coming out until next week.

Okay, so by this time when people listen, we're going to know. Yeah, we're going to know. But that's okay. You will know. I maybe will tell you off. Okay. Oh, my God. We're going to know.

What was your reaction? Were you trying? Well, Heidi had wanted a baby since I met her. so she like mentally and emotionally was always trying but um uh we knew we were going to do the celebrity big brother all-stars yeah because they had already like told us after we did the first one like we're going to do an all-stars so i was always like you can't be pregnant this is an insane check we can't say no and even if you love you even if yeah yeah and even if you had the baby ahead of time like you're not going to want to leave your new child to go like live in a nightmare

for like six weeks or whatever so um so this literally the day we got out of big well this time we did the big brother we got along with everybody which nobody ever likes when you watch television so so we got out early so they had to like put us up at a five-star hotel for like 10 days we're styling so heidi's like can we have a baby now next day she's pregnant oh my god oh my so and she'd been always telling me like i'm 30 it's gonna be so hard like we need to go i'm like uh it's gonna take you a night like you want you want this so badly like it's like a wedding night yeah so it was amazing yeah how she's a mama to be like is she stressed is she stressed she's probably still super hot right she's so excited and pumped up right now we're moving back to la

so she's being like the hardest working pregnant lady ever she's like packing up our whole house i'm like oh i gotta go do a podcast i'll catch you later honey good luck with all yeah good luck with all these boxes wait moving from where uh so we've been living in santa barbara for the last six years well technically carpinteria which is like a beach town in santa barbara i saw her getting rid of all of your books well we were just gonna give them away and i was like yo we need to sell these these are magical books and like all crystal healing oh there's we got astral traveling spaceship action so definitely gonna sell the books looking to see what the best site is because i feel like i want to you know see who's getting them i can't just drop

these off at a bookstore not to mention i was kind of worried that like like a bookstore would like report us and we'd be on like a list maybe i don't think we take this to the local public bookstore do you feel ready to be a dad absolutely not but i'm gonna i'm gonna wing it here i uh just said the ultrasound i pretty much fainted to the point where the like the lady was like you need like i don't know if you can come back in here it's dangerous you're gonna hit your head so now Wait, how do you faint in an ultrasound? It's too much. Why?

Oh, my God, I can't imagine. There's, like, no blood, no bodily fluid. Just seeing, like, because they're like this. I'll give you why. They're like, okay, I see one foot. I'm like, hurry up. You see two feet. Are there two feet?

They're like, okay, hand. I'm like, why are you talking so slow? Two hands. Two hands. Okay. Oh, eyeballs. Yes. It was very stressful.

Right. Just let's get the basics here. What if they're like, wait, three feet? Oh, no, I was ready for anything because I was like, I am. Are you sure you're ready for anything? Because we have been speaking about pregnancy and childbirth a lot for the last year and a half on this podcast. Do you know that when the baby comes out, the bundle of grapes hemorrhoids will also follow? Oh, Heidi doesn't even want me in the delivery room.

I was going to say, are you going to? Yeah. So I figured out I'm going to sit in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank and like hire my own personal nurse to like dose me and maybe have like some nitrous but like yeah the whole like let me like look in here and action that watch the baby come out way past where i'm at you know like i'm my goal is to just be in the room energetically like you did it honey yay if i'm talking there like that represents you it was like i was born blue and like upside down and like so a straight nightmare so i am imagining oh that'll be my luck so don't put that in the

universe if i could control the universe trust me i've tested those powers there's still times speaking of the universe i mean fuller house is back stranger things have happened anyway i'm ready for the hills on netflix but we got one professional hater that's just holding production but see I see a brighter future for you I sort of see you you need like your own podcast or like a radio show or talk show like you on snapchat is golden

gold like I Jack was like hey heads up go follow Spencer on snapchat three hours later I'm like well that was better than any movie I was gonna order and also you just snapchat so much that it like pretty much I'm watching you in real time yeah you know and then I see someone like Bella Thorne snap I'm like

I don't snap enough you know So I am like, wow. Did she snap her bikini wax or something? She snaps a weird shit. She's all in. So thankfully there's people out there that inspire me to turn up more. A lot of people know that you're quite snap famous for your pets. My hummingbirds.

Yes. Alan. Alan. This is how crazy Alan really is. Heidi just called me. She's sitting on a workout bike and there's a window next to it. And she says, she looks up, and Alan's just hovering there looking at her. I'm like, try to tell me this bird isn't magical.

I'm not even going to hear it. You know that it's the same hummingbird every time? There's no other hummingbird. Is he going to move with you? No. I looked into it. It's a felony. It is.

What are you going to do when you move? That's so sad. It's a $250,000 fine if I were to steal a bird. But what if? A migrant bird. But he might come with you. I was going to say, what if you're in your new house and you see Alan? So the new house, since we got it months ago, I've been driving each week and keeping my nectar fresh.

So I have 20 feeders there. So they're – and L.A. hummingbirds are like gangbangers. Like Alan could not survive a day with L.A. hummingbirds. I swear to God, like he would be dead. That's amazing. So it's almost better that I'm going to keep him at the beach. I'm going to drive up there probably once a week, make sure his feeders – And he has, he's at college basically, you know, he's, he's left me and I, you know,

I see him every day, but we don't hang out like we used to. Wow. Anna just ghosted me, but I understand because Anna wasn't born with me. So I think Anna was like, yeah, later. And I understand. Alan was born with you? Oh, you don't know backstory? He's your baby?

The reason why I'm so spiritually connected to this hummingbird is because the day we found out really that like heidi's for sure pregnant as in like used 10 freaking uh pregnancy tests and like okay these are all working that day i walk outside and there is a hummingbird buzzing right in front of me i'm like what's going on i've never even seen a hummingbird our front door and then i look and there's this little nest and then these two little babies hatch i'm like this is straight from god like hatching hummingbirds in front of me i've never I've seen this in my whole life. Heidi's having a baby.

So then all of a sudden my mom calls me and she's like – because she knows about my new hummingbird hatching. And she's like, the biggest storm since El Nino is coming. And I researched on Google that the nests fill up with water and the babies drown. I hear that. I'm like, not on my watch. So I go and buy tarps and I'm in the rain. So for like the two weeks of raining, I keep these hummingbirds alive. So we made it through the rain.

Everything is good. I got a motion camera on. I'm monitoring them. And all of a sudden, I'm like, there's a hummingbird missing. So I run outside. I'm thinking it fell out of the nest. I'm looking on the ground. Call, Heidi, help me look.

We're looking everywhere. So then I look back on the motion sensor, and it takes a still photo of the last motion. Oh, there's a mouse or a rat hanging upside down and ate Alan's sibling. So I'm like, damn you, rat. So I grab the nest. I call the wildlife rescue people. They come. They take Alan.

And, and, and so they, cause it's illegal again for me to, I wanted to obviously like mouth feed Alan if I could have like Jim Carrey, but, um, I looked into that. I try to stay in the law. And so they bring Alan back and Alan just hangs out with me. Like, they're like, usually when like Anna, they release gone. Alan just is with me all day for like a week straight. Like as long as I'll sit with Alan, he'll sit right there with me. I'm like, this is insane.

This is the craziest story I've ever heard. Insane. But then I had to leave for a trip for like, I don't know, three days. And I called my mom. I was like, you need to stay here with Alan. But Alan did not like my mom. So Alan ghosted my mom. But when I came back, Alan was like mad at me at first.

And we had a bonding thing. But then he's gone. So yeah. And now I'm obsessed with hummingbirds, which my mom says I always loved hummingbirds growing up. But now I'm like, like, I just almost was late to this podcast because I was just staring at like hummingbirds for the last hour and a half in my new backyard. I think if your child, I mean, you're going to be the best dad ever. Yeah, I know.

If my child can fly. If your child is a hummingbird and is an inch tall. Yeah, maybe. I hope so. I'm going to try really hard. The good thing about me being a parent that I know I have locked in that, like, God bless my dad's heart he didn't break down to me is like the list of everything not to do in life and i know that list so i can be like look kid i don't know what to like how you win but i'll tell you

like don't do this because you'll lose so got that figured out which i think will help we'll see and on that note when we come back we're gonna talk about celebrities commercials here oh this is it's legit players you're listening to the lady gang we're back okay so spencer uh i know you haven't listened to lady gang podcast yet i hope that you get as you know obsessed with it as you are with hummingbirds i think heidi would like it too heidi needs to come on too but we didn't want to share you um so there's episodes we do called allegedly what's happening because you know before you talk about celebrities you have to say allegedly so you don't get sued um and so we have requested that we're going to talk about all of these different celebrity stories and get your

take on it in the spencer pratt version of allegedly what's happening so here we go we love when you go through magazines yeah we love it i know i'm slacking because my subscriptions all ran out so i need to get you know right now and they have people sorry that's weekly um but But I'll get back in the game. Get on. All right, let's hit it. Here we go. First of all, Abby Lee Miller from Dance Moms is going to Paris-en.

She is? Why? Tax evasion. Oh. Yeah, I mean, it's- Allegedly. No, actually, that's a fact. That's a fact.

She's doing a year in prison. Year in one day. She was facing five, so she's lucky. Wait, so she didn't- That's like fancy rich people prison. Sometimes I want to go there. No, she's going to federal prison. She's not going to the Paris Hilton prison.

For tax evasion? anywhere they lock you up is not chill in my book including big brother um so uh yeah you know i met abby lee at the reality tv awards and uh i felt like she was heading to prison she felt like a bank robber or something i was like i don't know but heidi loved that show i I would never watch Dance Moms. I was like, this is completely inappropriate, this show. If it doesn't have your seal. Okay, the Brangelina breakup happened this year.

What's your take? Because you have been a Hollywood power couple. I knew this was going to happen the day I laid eyes on Maddox. Maddox, he's got his aura. I was like, this kid, I just felt it. He never liked Brad. He thought Brad came in on his mom. you know from trust me it's all maddox so if maddox and brad can piece things out i could

see a reconciliation but is maddox there i think this is an angle we've never angelina's kid that she had pre-preview brad how old is he old enough to be a problem he's like 16 or something oh he was real cute when he was a little baby babe allegedly like him and uh brad on the jet like had the fight that was so and he looks like he thinks he could fight brad and like yeah you know but the first real fight club yeah talk about it what happens on the plane stays on the plane it was the pilots or whoever are not in fight clubs or the stewards um selena gomez is dating the weekend they made their red carpet debut at the met gala when his ex bella hadid was there wearing a cat suit that's what we're calling that a cat suit interesting shout out bella for going

naked we could literally see her vagina lips yeah it was it was quite nothing i was like i could get into fashion design this is very easy um literally just be like do you think they'll last do you think this is a match made in heaven no no i thought bella and and weekend were a way better couple and uh you know as much as people hate on selena and justin i'll always want them to be together but i do like justin if he's really dating that hayley steinfeld i i think she'll be good for him because she's clearly like a professional human but she's so tall she is yeah she's like 5'8 i'm not into that and justin's like i'm not into it either no i mean i i'll take it i'm i would i would rather her than like these like right no problem with like instagram models

i'm not hating but like i would rather him be with a legitimate like somebody like an oscar nominee yeah like somebody who actually has talent yeah not saying ig models don't have talent i didn't say that allegedly i don't want any problems we say it every week yeah it's hard getting likes people i i'm not judging it really is i stopped even posting because it was just like we were so depressing i was like oh thanks i had to block my mom because my mom was like the only person commenting i was like okay mom you're done no me too thank you spencer she's like love you sweetie you look great i'm like you're my mom it doesn't count emojis first post i'm like you have me on notifications chill out mom you're making me look lame mom it's lame enough that i only have

20 likes here mom one of them is you um and then one of you is the fan page you run about me What? Oh, your mom runs a fan page about you? No, but that would be amazing. My mom would run, like, the hate page. But wait, let me give you some advice. You need to secure the Instagram handle of the future baby because I'm telling you. People are coming for Birdie Pratt.

Real quick here, a little background. The first thing I do when I think of a name, I check all the social channels. And that's before it even, like, goes to a next stage. genius so i don't even want a name that's in a google search that's the level i'm coming i'm going after goop lady gwyneth herself like apple she thought she was so fresh with apple and whatever moses yeah do you know what the name is do you have names solid list but nothing that's like come to me yet from the heavens what do you think of ariana grande's ponytail i stopped paying attention to her when she hated on donuts years ago oh my god i'm right no for real like i

was a big fan and then i was like whoa like a you're going after donuts calling us like disgusting americans for like i know people make mistakes but that was like one i'm like i'm not like gonna forgive this one like so you know and you know i i'm sure she's a nice girl and i like that she's with that mac miller so but i'm done with her i won't even listen to her music she's dead to you And I used to be like, she's got the best voice. Now all I hear is that, like, Donut licking. This is why Americans are bad.

Isn't that what she said? Yeah, they're disgusting. Cool that. Do you think Prince Harry will marry Meghan Markle? I pray to God. I would just love to have an American royal in my tabloids. I want it so badly. And I just feel like Kate Middleton hates her in my head.

I will say from living in a house with British, people for a combined like 60 days british people usually hate americans yeah it's not allegedly allegedly like my personal experience so what british people were you with the big brother you would have to it would take a lot of googling for you to figure out these people but there they like they're like oh they're like big and yeah wait were you the only americans in that uh usually it's like there's two americans like we're put in just to like be stir the pot horrible americans be horrible and like tight casting um what do you think about black china trying to get the legal name black china kardashian and getting into the car i was totally fine with

that if she like married rob and like yeah that post-marriage you know it was suspect to me like whoa whoa you are jumping a major like can we get a year of marriage here like before we're like trademarking things so I was glad they all took a stand we're like you're not getting that and now

you know we saw I don't know allegedly all those messages she had to her homie or homegirl I was like whoa

I didn't want to say I thought this but you did can you tell a fake celebrity couple like do you feel like you have

an expertise no no I don't have any expertise for years we thought Spidey was fake we thought you guys

were fake You guys are still going strong. You guys have lasted longer than I have. Honestly, I cannot believe that you're having a child and you're still together. Well, that was just the edit, you know. If we were narrating the show, everyone else would have looked very fake. Yeah. But I have a question.

Now that you're back in Snapchat, is there another show? There's a return to television for the two of you. There's been some talks. There's been some talks. And I'm not going to sit here and say if somebody is trying to give me a TV show, I'm going to be like, no, I don't want to do reality. uh yeah sign me up so so yeah anyone online series um yeah i i love television um one thing i did learn from all my tv experiences is this time i'm not gonna try to make tv like heidi was always like you're not an on-camera producer they don't pay you to produce like no one knows like

because i just came from the production so i felt like no i can make this show better and you just sabotage your whole life so um just little things like that just like tiny little details so sabotage your entire life you just commit that's your hard worker spencer they get me with the ratings bonuses they put these numbers next to like the ratings and i'm like we need to get that and we never got one because nobody else wanted to play so whatever it was so good um i didn't know about the ratings oh and it's like you hit a certain number it's like here's an extra 200 000 you're like well of course i'll get naked yeah whatever i'm like yelling at cast members and they're like he's crazy i'm like don't you want money

yeah like this is gonna end guys like hey like fight with me for five minutes i tried i they will go on record they know i tried my hardest what do you think of beyonce's twins do we know they're real i will never go back to that you know alleged weird video thing like that still trips me out so i after that i'm like okay illuminati what's going on here but i'm excited for more super rich famous people cool really need more of them in my life um what do you think Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey getting back together. I think that's good for them. They don't really

hit my radar. I should watch her show. I feel like she, you know. I love her show. It was pretty good. She's great. I gotta catch up. She actually took some pages out of your book. I didn't like that Nick Cannon quit the... I didn't like that whole thing. They didn't like that I said

they're taking my black card. That whole thing. It's like, bro, there's people like me ready to jump out windows to be hosting america's got talent yeah please do not be quitting because of like disagreements with executives or whatever so for me once i hear something like that it's like dead to me you're with ariana grande you ariana grande and the donut um okay kylie jenner's face love it i'm so happy for her because she was supposed to like have no fame for her be the least relevant of the family like it should not have lasted to her like if you go back like i watched every episode of kardashian

she was never like you weren't watching kylie like she's going to be the richest most famous one of them so to me she's the underdog you know unicorn story not saying that uh her lip kits aren't the best thing ever or anything but uh i have you had a lip kit delivered to your house they're sold out i've tried to get them i don't know i don't know how people even get them i guess they're getting these knockoff ones that are very dangerous kylie says and are i think that's just the color pop ones yeah but uh whatever no she's uh i'm so happy she broke up with tiger i hope that last oh they broke up oh she's with travis scott now it's amazing she needs to be somebody who like is actually famous that'll be dope yes so now i'm team kylie i like her more than kendall

kendall just like got all weird on last week's episode where she's like yelling about why is rob me to show everything can't be on a show and it's like as you're like a rich famous girl on a show like from a show and i'm like oh my gosh but so i'm a little mad at her but uh yeah like we're not talking mostly because she won't answer the phone we're still not talking because we never talked because we've never once talked before we never met um what do you think of 58 year old madonna posting naked selfies do you madonna i i just wish she kept her beef with lady gaga going i was loving when they like when she was like beef i don't know maybe okay um yeah go for it madonna she works out hard enough and probably sees enough doctors or whatever so allegedly

before okay that's the end of is there any celebrity dish you want to talk about yourself like allegedly you know allegedly we are having an alien baby um i wish actually here give this an allegedly or not everyone says the story around you guys is that you blew through like 10 million dollars is that an allegedly or is that a fact oh that's definitely a fact it's so easy to do that 10 million easily i mean when people are like i mean look at snapchat they blew through like 500 million last year like i could do that what did you spend it on everything I mean, I also was the guy that, like, handed my friends stacks of cash. Like, I got you, bro.

You know, like, straight lunatic. You know, I also, my ego was so big that I was like, oh, I'm going to be Tom Cruise. So, like, money's not a thing. And then you listen to, like, gangster rap about spend, spend, spend, spend all day. I'm like, spend, spend, spend. like so like my advice would be like listen to classical music and like you know probably don't like imagine yourself as tom cruise um but yeah spending money is super easy i mean i was going to cut in beverly hills when it was popping shout out cut on if you still are back in the day and i

was ordering bottles of screaming eagle at like four thousand dollars a bottle and then i would get one sip because i'm like sharing it so i'm like let's get another one so i can have a glass so it's really easy like you know and jewelry i had jesus pieces that i don't even have anymore did you have to give back everything do you have to sell everything no i lost it gave it away moved to costa rica left a house full of stuff to be robbed you know like i wasn't really thinking too hard was this drug and i wish i wish it had been this is like pure narcissist like energy damn lunacy you know what it was is i was battling so much hate that like you just you're like oh i'm so hated well it like look at my life i have so much i can buy buy you know so i think if everyone

was like i love spence i would have been chill and like not having to like buy multiple vehicles and buy all these clothes I don't even like wearing, you know? So I think I was projecting, you know, like, well, it's worth it, you know, when it wasn't. Does it feel nice, though, now, this, like, second coming of Spencer where everyone's just, like, fawning over you? Like, we love you. There's no hatred. I can't even remember us hating you.

I mean, I definitely hated you, but I can't remember. The amount of, like, energy I don't have to, like, block everyone every day has really made life better. So thank you, people. I didn't enjoy blocking 20,000-plus people. so you know what it was i was just misunderstood and i got too caught up in just my role of like i'm the hated villain and i'm gonna bank out on this and like one day people will get it which they never will um so yeah it's i own up it feels a lot better you know i would rather be where i'm

at now than there with all the money and fame because at least i can like you know go to sleep at night yeah what was your rock bottom like your moment the show got canceled when i knew when i saw jersey shore i was like oh we're dead you know because i at least thought like i knew i was spending recklessly but i knew my pickup was like gonna be another two million for heidi two million for me i was like okay we'll save and we'll put that four million and then jersey shore came i was like oh god there's no pickup oh it's a wrap snooki is peeing on dance floor it's like you're like we're done yeah like oh shit um did you guys get canceled like right as jersey i felt it i was that's when you can see my like i clearly cracked the last season because i was

the only one like hyper aware like i don't even think these i think these other people's egos were so big they weren't even watching the jersey shore monster coming and i was seeing this like tsunami and i was like oh we're dead like do you know who the situation is brody like have you seen these guys tans bro i guarantee you he didn't you know i bet anything so uh yeah rock bottom was probably 2010 when i thought i was gonna live in costa rica and then we got to costa rica thinking oh it's gonna be so cheap to live in costa rica well if you try not living at the four seasons there so like i think that was like a two hundred thousand dollar summer at the four seasons but you know all my regrets you know i did have a lot of fun you know and i was

with heidi who i'm gonna spend the rest of my life with so at least we can look back and be like well we used to take private jets so our dogs can come with us you know like i don't know if that was the smart thing to do but at least i we did it so whatever i will now that heidi's the accountant god willing you know i win the lotto i think she would like like she doesn't let me buy crystals anymore did you really spend a million dollars on crystals probably like 800 000 do you have them all still a lot of them i used to give so many crystals away just like cash because i was like i'm greeting the world bro take this energy this is good for you like there are people that i've called up like do you have that coons that i gave you are you are you using it because i would

like it back no i think a lawsuit i'm like oh it's ten thousand dollars oh my god yeah and then the thing with buying crystals is i would recommend you know i'm not trying to hate on retail but if you're gonna buy hundreds of anything like maybe go to the source like wholesale kind of thing you know don't go to beverly hills to buy everything isn't it bullshit that everyone was like spencer's gone crazy he's spending all of his money on crystals and now you look around and everybody's buying crystals and all these wealthy people you're kind of the trailblazer you are i'm i love it so keep buying them people you're making like my dad um who i think was very concerned about me buying crystals will always send me like photos of like if he's at restoration hardware the crystals

as the centerpieces or whatever and he's like look they have cream like yeah dad i'm not insane you know you were just ahead of the time so uh yeah amazing they're wrapping up here i don't that's not a wrap we're not wrapping i thought i saw like a oh no wrapping up this segment we're wrapping up this segment because this is the best the best segment is next we all have some alkaline ask the lady gang and we're back we're back um so before we start ask the lady gang if you guys want 20 off jack vanek.com use code lady gang and get some sassy things um so for this part of the podcast we have our listeners writing in questions and you're going to give the best advice ever oh okay what not to do that's usually kind of our advice i got you okay our first question comes

from kelsey and she says i'm 23 and have been in a relationship with a guy for three years however he recently broke up with me out of nowhere he's 25 works a minimum wage job and still lives at home we agree we are each other's best friends and care and love about each other so much and i know that i love him and want to be with him because i'm attracted to him in every way possible but he isn't so sure about that with me do you all believe that he can come back after some self-discovery and possibly sleeping around or do you think i should cut my losses for good i can't imagine my life without him she has got serious um not to be the bearer of bad news but i think you need to change your number and ghost homeboy and find a new best friend because uh it didn't

happen out of the blue he obviously was must have been cheating or something because you're not going to just be with somebody for three years and then just have no reason to break up so um i would say you're 23 and you should get out dating just go do some yoga or something i don't know but forget that fool yeah i have just not the man for you as like a newly single person myself and thinking that you can't see your life without the person that you're with before you can and it's really easy to just go out there and meet some other people that are different and go get fingered yeah go yeah that was what i was actually thinking i thought this was edited but yeah i he'll be there i'm sure at his parents house in a year from now so don't cry over a man

that lives in his parents basement yeah i think you're fine unless this is a very big parents house like and then let's then let's then let's rethink everything like is it on the parents property like i don't know just kidding just kidding money is never worth it sometimes okay next question comes from izzy she says my husband and i are starting to plan to have kids i'm 27 and he is 28 i know this sounds young but we're from the midwest and have been together for 12 years and married for five our relationship is really solid and we're financially ready but i feel like he is going along with the idea of having kids basically because i've told him that it's time to have kids not because he has an actual interest in having them my question is do husbands or

partners actually change once it's their own or should i be worried that he's not going to be very engaged when a baby actually arrives i think you just pull the heidi here and just get this baby going and then he'll he'll figure it out um yeah you you got your baby you put in your time so yeah do that yeah i don't think there's many guys that are like you want a baby there's you There are some. I've had friends and I'm like, whoa, really? You really want to have kids right now? So there are, but there's also the Spencer that's like, oh, great.

We're going to have a kid now. You're pregnant. Yeah. And it's also, I think, hard on guys because you don't get the act of getting pregnant and then you don't have nine months of the thing growing in you. And then it's not like latching onto your nipple to feed. It's harder for you to vibe with a child. But they do say biologically nature has a way of having the first child look more like

the father so that the father feels more bonded oh and it has a harder time leaving thank you scientist becca it's true if you look at a lot of first children they look like the father a lot of them at least as babies and toddlers wow interesting yeah you're right so smart i am an md totally allegedly our last question comes from caitlin she says my boyfriend and i have been together for over a year and we both have mutual friends with his ex-girlfriend of over five years. Our friends constantly tell us about how she

talks shit about us. I haven't confronted her out of respect for the relationship that her and John had, but it's been over a year. What do you guys think I should do? Should I continue to be the bigger person or just confront her for being the worst? I love the last sentence. Should I confront her for being

the worst? I think if she's the worst, you can confront her. Such a bitch. I missed the first part Wait so they've been together for a year They have a mutual friend That talks shit on them Who's friends with the ex-girlfriend

Who talks shit about them Yeah And she wonders if she should Confront the ex or not Why do you have anything to do With people talking shit about you That's why I have no friends Hello

Come on now Just cut your friends off And you'll be happy Delete contacts All Don't do that I did and it's a big problem When people start texting you

And you've deleted everyone And you're like New number who's this And I'm like, really, the meme. And they're like, are you really kidding? Like, it's your mom. Spencer, it's mom. So, yeah, get rid of that person.

You don't need people talking shit unless it's, like, in your comment section. Yeah, I feel like don't even bother. Yeah, like. Don't acknowledge that she exists. People like that, the most torture you can ever. You don't exist. It's like not even acknowledging them. That's what tortures them the most.

You're not even there. You're not even there. You're being so awful because you need my attention and you're not hurting my life at all. And the mutual friend, I think I'd look at her and be like, I don't care anymore. So stop sharing this information. Yeah, stop telling me what shit she's talking about. Yeah, and like look further into that bitch. Cut her out too.

That's all I got to say. She might need to get cut. Cut out. Delete contact. You guys, we really. Don't actually cut her. I don't want to. I have nothing to do with this.

This is metaphoric. Do not cut anyone. Please do not stab your friend. I'm trying to give me a case. Spencer you've lived up to all of our expectations This is amazing Maybe my favorite episode of Lady Gang I came here with low energy I apologize

Will you come back? I'm moving so I'm going to be available The good thing about my actual life is I have no schedule So you're going to be on our podcast I do want to say the funniest thing So we were talking amongst us And Jack's like we have to get Spencer Pratt And I was like okay I'll try

I don't know there's no publicist anymore So I was like what do I do So I literally tweeted him i'm like hey can you follow me i want to book you and then he follows me and i dm i'm like so there's a lady gang podcast and here's the site blah blah and he just writes sounds good and then every email since we're like uh our booker is like confirming spencer drive here here's where you park and he's just like awesome like one word i was like will he show up like is this a robot we're so happy so it's been a blessing thank you so first of all we can get

the crystals your crystal collection are you selling them still at intervision i have 140 kits left and and and after this i'm done with the starter kit we're going to come up with a new plan but this will be your last time to get the spencer pratt metaphysical starter kit and it is for 25 bucks i swear to god as a person that nearly went broke buying crystals this is a steal this is like the guy i partnered up with like he's like the el chapo of like yeah so we get all the the primo primo yeah so yeah i'm not saying you're gonna win the lotto if you buy my kit maybe if you have some really strong intentions but you know that's your disclaimer i'm you know the magic's in you innervisioncrystals.com of course follow him on spencer pratt on instagram oh i

I think it's .net. He owns .com. We had this conversation. Innervisioncrystals.net. Or just go to Spencer Pratt .rocks. How do you know .rocks? When I saw that, I was like, did I just invent this? That's amazing.

But most important, go follow Spencer on Snapchat. On Snapchat. It's Pratt Spencer. You will lose time in your life. Well worth it. Well worth it. Well worth it. I stopped drinking, so it's not as fun.

You have stopped drinking. yeah yeah yeah being drunk on snapchat was way too much fun i was like this is like addicting so you could like i think snapchat could turn you into an alcoholic so but i'm gonna start drinking in like a week so we'll see oh then you have to come back once you start well i just got like three cases of this white wine from new zealand that's just like haunting me because in england they got this stuff called cloudy bay this is not a like spawn ad or whatever obviously i don't get those but um i do recommend this white wine it is like candy and i'm not even a cloudy bay um and i don't even like white wine so it's just so refreshing and cooling and wait wait before i

forget we have whitney port coming on do you have a message or do you uh yeah uh hey wit hater i've been trying to get your damn paper plates you're slaying in because and she's i think she thinks i'm like clowning and but i really want some i need them because i don't want to do dishes anymore and i want to just recycle all right we're gonna talk to her about it like get me sponsored wit so no whitney's though we went to high school middle school together and college together so like i knew whitney better than anyone on the hills but they never even had us talk together once so well there's ratings bitches on that note go whitney i hope your pregnancy is a little more positive since the last thing i read no allegedly no she's like it's like it's like talking about

it's like the worst thing of her whole life and all dark and i was like man this is scarier than get out heidi's like i'm so happy to be sick i'm pregnant this is so fun yeah heidi's like all in that's nice yeah it's very fun all right it was honor on that note and i will tune in and listen to the lady you better i'll subscribe please do and follow us on instagram at the lady gang and see you next tuesday join the lady gang every tuesday at itunes and at podcastone.com that's podcastone.com thanks for listening