LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening x Black Girls Texting

Episode Date: February 16, 2021

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had a cigarette in years it's a lie um actually i had my first cigarette in many many not many years. In probably three years, I had my first cigarette a couple of weekends ago. It was delightful. Was it? Yeah. Oh, I feel like I would die if I tried to smoke a cigarette these days. I almost did. I almost did. The next day I woke up, it was pretty bad. Yeah. Okay. Well, in that case, we have a very, very special episode in store for you guys. But in the meantime, it is time for good week yes it is bad week oh no who wants to go first i'll go okay oh kelty are you just not speaking today i'm no i'm trying to let you go first because i don't want to butt in i can feel kelty's energy over there where it's like she's she's really trying to do something

and to not speak yeah I'm trying to give us equal space to be our be free you should also engage while you're doing okay he's like I just won't talk for the next 15 minutes no I'm oh my okay I'm just trying to I'm excited to hear your good week bad week and I'm thinking about mine okay cool well listen also pay attention while I do mine so my my good week does have to do with Kelty. So I am looking to buy my first house and I've been looking on Redfin at all the different houses and this one pops up and I click on it and I'm like, oh my God, that's Kelty's house because it's for sale. And then I go to the description and in the description, the first celebrity owned house. I saw that. It is a celebrity owned house. Celebrity owned Kelty.

i'm sorry has anybody asked which celebrity lives there when you are speaking to them i don't speak to them because i'm a celebrity i hide behind my agents but i did turn my emmys around so that people wouldn't know um but yeah when you the housing game is no joke i'm doing everything i can to get this house sold so yeah so celebrity owned means is it good enough for a celebrity i didn't say a-list celebrity owned i said g-list celebrity owned but i left out the g good point very good point thank you um did somebody tell you to put celebrity owned on your house or was that just a personal touch of yours yes i was advised on what the bio should say to get the most interest and the most dollars and i feel like it worked so congrats to

the celebrity that owned your house thank you they're gonna be really bummed out when they find out it was me it'd be like rebel wilson and it'll be like kelty knight who she's famous in toronto wait alex just texted did you say you have an eight-person spa as well oh is that what it says eight-person spa can you fit eight people in that hot tub well here's the thing like a two-person spa i am an expert in buying 1990s hot tubs it is technically an eight-person spa because there's eight seating alignments with the things now would you want to have more than three people in there no, your legs are going to touch. It's going to feel real super creepy, but you can fit. It's an eight person. Everyone knows that eight person spas for four people and a six person is for three

and a four is for two. Okay. Great. Cool. Okay. My bad week is, um, I just learned on the internet today that it is now considered an old person thing to do to use the cry laughing emoji because gen z is now making fun of millennials calling them old because the cry laughing emoji is like the equivalent of saying lol i knew it so then what are the gen zers those little motherfuckers doing apparently instead of using the cry laughing emoji now you're supposed to use the skull and crossbones oh my gosh i've been doing that case maker you're so young you know why because a lot of the time my response to something funny is dead yeah and then that's what comes up when you write dead you know and i really i do need something new because i feel like

i use the cry laughing emoji too often yeah that i need some that and then they said that also to use the clown emoji which i do i am i don't like that emoji i don't like it at all i want to say something. Why on earth do we have to have so many emojis for the passive aggressive communication we all use? You know, I kind of, I'm so sick of following up every text with a cry face when I'm the one saying something that's meant to come across as lighthearted and funny. I'll do the cry face. But if you don't have it, then I'm taking it so seriously. Right. That's what I'm saying yeah you need to it needs to like cut they have to allow us to have fonts because if you did it in a bubble font i would know this was light-hearted if you do it in a bold or like if

you have like colors you know to to correspond with a different feeling or something like that yeah we're very limited with how we can really describe our feelings through text messages and the emojis aren't doing it. True. Back up. Okay. My good week, I have been going to this place in Vancouver called the Vanity Lab to get my IPL body glow going. I'm getting an IPL next week. On your face or your body? On my face and my chest. Oh yeah. So I've been doing, because I can't do a whole lot while I'm up here because I can't have downtime on my face, but I can go to town on my body. So that's what I've been doing. Because Brenda wears turtlenecks. Brooke. Brooke wears turtlenecks. I knew I was wrong. I knew I was wrong. I wish it was Brenda.

Anyways. So I've been going, I've had a couple sessions. It's great. And I just went to my most recent and I'm filling out, I'm in the room with the technician and she's asking me a bunch of questions. Have you been in the sun? Blah, blah, blah. Questionnaire. And she goes, okay. and just if you could sign this for me and then also if you could tell me your good week and your bad week no yes yes and i of course freaked out i was like oh my god that's so exciting um her name is jessica she works at the vanity vanity lab she's very cool she i think is about to have her 35th birthday so we're like age twins um she does have a cat and i would normally be Minus 10 points, Jess.

But you know what? I've been less judgmental of cat people lately. I understand sometimes. Sometimes. Anyway, she was great. It was a very enjoyable time because we spent the whole hour talking about housewives and all those things. Anyways, my bad week is...

is, so my mom, about several years ago, I went back to school to get my degree, my, my college, my BFA, if you will, from the conservatory that I went to in New York. So I did my year and a half conservatory, took a break. And then I went back to the new school university in New York for like my academic stuff to finish all my credits, to have an actual college degree. Well, I did what I took I needed to do to graduate I had a massive graduation party blow out in like 2014 and then I found out six-ish months later that I was one credit shy of being a college graduate and it crushed my mom because all she's asked me to do is get my freaking college degree and I just I can't I'm really pissed at the new school because I'm missing one a normal class is like

three credits. So I can't take a third of a normal class. I have to take the whole class and go over my credits, which is very out of character for me. I'm not doing anything more than I need to. I'm also pissed at them because it's supposed to be a liberal arts class. And I just feel like, aren't I doing that? You are a liberal arts class. Can I be one of those like in the field, in the field credit? I know. So I, anyways, I let it die. Cause I just thought I'm not giving New School University one more dollar. And then my mom said, if I get my COVID vaccine, then you absolutely have to get your college degree.

Because I was giving her a little bit of pressure. Not that she didn't want to get it, but she didn't have a sense of urgency. Yes. And I really worry about her. So I really needed her to have the urgency. She just sent me today her certificate from her vaccine. So now I have to go back to college. do you have to go in new york or you do it online i can do it online but i'm just so mad

well at least your mom is safe you know the trade-off is worth it but then how much is a class these days like five thousand dollars yeah my god that's like the no it's not five thousand dollars for a class i mean at the new school university it's a fancy place. It's in New York City. They've got to pay their rent. I don't know. I can't wait to see what you take. You'd think you could just pay the credit off and just give them the $5,000. If anybody knows anyone at the New School University, I am not above it. I feel right. No. And I feel the same way about my Long Island Beauty Academy certification because I went to Libs for 10 months when I was a Nets dancer and I did all of my prep and all of my 10,000 hours. And then I got

into the Rockettes and I never went back to take the state board. So I never got my certification to be a proper cosmetologist. 10,000 hours? In New York. 10,000 hours. 10,000 hours. Are you sure? I counted every one of them. What do you think? It's a thousand hours? It cannot be 10,000 hours. hours is a very long time it takes a long time gladwell saying to be the best at something or to be whatever you have to do 10 000 hours i don't want to be able to do a state board roller set you need 10 000 hours i'm gonna look it up right now while we talk hours new york state board that's if you worked 10 hours a day you would need oh my god i can't do this a thousand days that's like that's like three three years working every single day you didn't do 10,000 hours of hair

I guarantee I guarantee you I did it oh I'm incorrect a thousand hours it's a thousand hours okay well there you go a thousand no shocker there 10,000 hours you would be Jen Atkin yeah okay anyway I did my thousand hours oh yeah because you do like eight a day right 10,000 would be a lot. Okay. You know what? Anyway, I feel the same way about libs and I never really figured out my full potential and, um, that's all. Okay. Good week. We're talking about the house, my celebrity owned house. I want you to know that I did accept an offer on Casa Night. And I'm really excited about it because we had many, many offers. A lot of people came through and, you know, I love this house. It's like blood, sweat, and tears. Like I've

picked everything and, and really like put so much energy into it. And to see all these people come through the house and I basically stalked them on the Furbo, like all day I was watching and I could just see their feet, but I could hear them. So they'd come into the living room and I'd hear what people would say. And people were saying the nicest things about my home. And they're like, this is so beautiful. Wow. The attention to detail. She's got such great style. It was so nice. So I think knock on wood that everything will go through the deal, but the new owners are so wonderful. They're dog people. They have a really cute dog. And I'm really excited to pass the house down to the next owner. Now for the bad week, the bad week is the reason that I put

house on the market is because I had found another house that I really thought would work well for my life. It has a little more of an office space for lady gang, like different, you know, different things I was looking for and I was ready for new projects, but I don't know if we can get that house. Okay. I'm just going to be straight up honest with you. Why? Because now I'm doing the budget and I'm doing the insurance and I'm doing the fire protection and I'm doing the blah, blah, blah, blah, blahs. And all of a sudden I'm like, Nope. So I have maybe decided to rent an apartment in Malibu. Wait, I was just going to tell you, you should wait. Cause the market's insane right now in LA. Yeah. I can't find a house to save my life. Yeah. Just wait a couple

years, maybe two and go into a dope apartment somewhere. Cause you're selling your furniture with the house yes it's like this no strings attached attached time in your life healthy come come to the west side it's where i'm never coming to the west side but i'll lose the west side oh i'm coming to the west side anyway i'll keep you posted we're still trying to work it out because it is a dream house and i would love to work on it but man adulting all i've been doing for the last two weeks is like adulting. Like, let me take a picture of the carbon monoxide detector and like, is my water heater strapped into the codes?

Like, God, adulting sucks. Yeah, it does. It does. But you know who doesn't suck? Our guests today. We're so excited when we come back. Black Girls Texting is here to allegedly talk shit with us. Hell yeah.

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idea what you think of the Royals and that's the most important thing to me. So we can't wait to hear what you know. New episodes of Black Girls Texting drop every Wednesday and they also have merch available on their site and probably the best Instagram besides that the lady gang okay let's begin first topic uh is Super Bowl uh well not the football game we don't care about that what uh the weekend the weekend halftime performance Sade so I was actually flying while that was happening but I saw so many memes and it was like oh my god the memes when I'm not when I say I'm not drunk and then it's like a zoom in of his face or like when I say I'm not on drugs and I was like oh my god I am the weekend so I could identify with his looks during his

performance I actually sent one of those memes to Becca this morning and it was like him like in the you know the whole thing and it was like when I'm gonna shit my pants and I'm trying to find a bathroom uh Tracy Tracy from the stag sent me another one that was like me when I enter any home where I know there's a dog living. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. I literally was like, when you said that Jack, okay, I'm just going to share it because why not? This is the moment too. I was with my boyfriend's family and we had the mom, his mom cooked us chicken Alfredo and it was so sweet for her to do that. But I am lactose. So creamy. So creamy. I was just thinking about the creaminess. So literally after dinner, we're like all talking, having a conversation,

made a conversation i'm like i need to get up right now and like ran away from the table i was like i'll be right back ran away from the table so definitely felt that weekend meme so where's the bathroom nothing except that i'm also lactose intolerant for some reason a creamy pasta will my world up more than anything else so i feel your pain wait but you guys i have a question because i know he was doing this whole commentary on like plastic surgery or whatever yeah and he released those photos with that like face of makeup or whatever yeah but hasn't he actually had work done it looks like it because he did something to his face allegedly allegedly i'm thinking he did something to his face i'm different right a little you know i forgot

i forgot that that was like the reasoning behind the whole the face bandages thing and then when he came out on stage i was like oh it's like maybe a little touch of water i said the same thing while he was performing i thought the last seven minutes of the performance were killer i thought the first seven minutes it was like a vma performance it was nothing for me it wasn't it wasn't to the level that i needed but once he got down on the field and they had the the red dancers and you know it was choreographed by a woman which is very cool I think um I thought that part was great but he came out and I said to my husband am I not attracted to the weekend anymore was I ever attracted the weekend is it this new hair I don't I'm not sure is he gonna

do a glove change like I was like I thought there was a moment where I was like you're very very hot and like I'm not feeling that anymore so maybe it is the face I don't know we've all been we've all gone there with a bad filler you know before a big moment that's the thing we know what it looks like you know tom brady yep yep have you seen the whole his whole last 20 years and how he has progressed i mean he is hot whatever work he's done has has been great yes it's called tom brady it's not allegedly it is not actually common like pedestrian filler he actually gets stem cells injected allegedly stem cell injections everywhere his joints i believe it yeah and he's vegan yeah oh yeah and he probably got a hair transplant oh yeah obviously but he has bad hair

still really bad well it's helmet hair so it's hard don't judge him he's a great great great player of the football game i love how you're like why why does that bug you judging tom brady of all people you just accused the weekend of having a whole new face um glenn what did you think of halftime i you know i i can only say that i watched it through the memes i can't front but i do it there was something really special about thinking about this artist who i enjoyed so much in college being high and on and like you know allegedly allegedly doing things um and being like wow he's doing a halftime performance that's kind of iconic yeah like look at this i don't know it's kind of kind of kind of cool do you guys want to know what changed on his face

yes yes do you know veneers well i know the teeth the teeth are it totally changed his face i know that you guys were we were in i think we were in a meeting a few weeks ago about um about the podcast coming on over to the network and and you were saying dream guests and you had said jasmine sullivan and then she just crushed the national anthem i thought it was so beautiful um the headpiece that area sparkly headpiece like i i loved it and i loved the two of them together. I had no idea that it would be so wonderful. Yeah. I guess it was like supposed to be symbolic, but I could have just been really fine with Jasmine. Yeah. We could have just, we didn't add anything. You didn't need Eric church. I didn't need, I don't even know his

name, but I mean, he did a great job, but Jasmine and her white suit, like such an iconic look to sing the national Anthem, like a white look. Yeah. It was amazing. Amazing. All right. Let's talk about a girl who's not having a good time this is the story of the year for me so far gorilla glue girl I can't I'm so excited about it because this is absolutely something that I would do I have a great story about when I was young and my dad was a mechanic and I used to go to his house or no to his shop on Saturday mornings and I clean all the toilets and everything for $20 and it was like a really big deal for me to have like my job at 14 and I can remember like it was yesterday that i got really excited about the drills and i was like i'm not sure if i've

told this story in lady gang but i got excited about the drill so i took some hair and i wrapped it around the drill bit and then i went and like the drill bit like i could have drilled into my skull but anyway so gorilla girl i feel you for those of you don't know this woman ran out of hairspray um and she shellacked her hair with gorilla glue spray adhesive and she's been updating us on getting it out didn't she just cut her ponytail off she did breaking news breaking news i just saw that on my phone and now she's threatening to sue the company gorilla glue didn't do anything wrong they said they made good glue they did yeah she's no kid she's i don't know what we're torn on this because i think she's she's a silly woman um and i think that's ridiculous

what she did like okay i ran out of bottled water am i gonna go to my kitchen and pour some clorox in a cup and drink people did like no that's ridiculous but glenn glenn is like on her side right glenn not necessarily i do think she's doing it for clout okay but i was in this clubhouse with all these lawyers and they were like she could have a case there's another um they're not real it was there's another hair care brand called gorilla snot so they said that she could say she was confused no word bottles are different she tried to use got to be glue she used gorilla glue the glue that word is confusing so maybe gorilla glue needs to change the wording maybe got to be glue needs to change the wording there's a lot of things at play listen people have won

cases off more bullshit in the past i wouldn't be surprised if she won i wouldn't be surprised she's like letting so much go via her instagram i'm sure whatever which social media it's like she's letting all of her evidence fly though you know right now i'm sure that does she have a case i don't know but it was just an iconic video i watch it over and over and over the edges are so laid like she could just leave it like that how bad could it get she keeps popping the ponytail out and it would just be fine this was my my thought and i don't want to be mean about it my thought was your hair looks incredible like it is it could be a lifelong look you know like this is the level of the shellac shellac i was

like you shouldn't be complaining now like i understand in three months when you're the little grow out and it's like a weird you know but like right now you should just be enjoying this because she's gonna get a massive endorsement for some sort of hair product you just wait oh yeah it's gonna be so smart crazy moisture's on it i already know it i mean it's like her natural hair recovery like what is she gonna do to keep it nice yeah okay she's gonna give too much away i think we have a campaign here maybe we should pitch it should we get some gorilla glue i would like for black girls texting to reach out to gorilla glue and get her on the show yes that's an episode we need to make happen all right so the next topic is britney spears

there's a new documentary i have not seen it yet have any raise your hands if you've seen it no i'm planning on watching it today okay so none of us have seen it great we're pop culture icons here but the part the part that really matters is sam ashgari britney's boyfriend um posted on instagram that basically he thinks the dad is a real dick and this has been the thing that the free britney movement has been pursuing allegedly this entire time is that the dad is holding her back the dad is you know not off he's a little off base on this and so now nice sam who never has anything to say about anything just wants to do push-ups with britney and live in the big house and support his girl like now he's calling jamie spears a dick and this is the first time that he's

like spoken out right ever and then he said yeah and he said something like i didn't come to this country to be silenced so i'm sure there's some do you have to sign an nda when you're britney's boyfriend you probably do like we know celebrities that make you sign an nda when you go into dinner at their house is the little sister say anything what is it jamie jamie lynn she she's like on a tv show right now with a friend of mine and all i want to know is like it seems to me that she's very separated like doesn't get involved doesn't she's just off like having her little acting career i do want my friend to corner her and find out the real deets but i'm sure she would she'd be murdered probably by the family allegedly allegedly those ndas have to be

so strong considering like nobody has ever really said anything however i had a conversation yesterday about ndas and the army hammer stuff and all this stuff that's coming out of the woodwork which is a whole avalanche of bones if you will bones dude but oh i see what you did there. The NDA, the days of NDAs, uh, protecting celebrities are over because before NDAs you'd sign them. Say I slept with Tom Cruise and I signed an NDA back in 1999. Well, I'm going to tell like my friend and my friend might tell her mom and her mom might tell her aunt. And that's where the information stops. So people have been, I think breaking NDAs for a long time, but now with the internet and instagram like do moi you can just send anonymous information and say

hey this is what's going on and that's how all this stuff's getting out ndas don't work anymore with celebrities yeah i can't track it back yeah because if so if you say something to somebody like in person where there's literally no recording or anything and then that person spills the beans yeah there's no way to trace it so i want to know about butt tattoos as a valentine's day gift our favorite girl from selling sunset heather ray young she loves tarik alamusa so much that she tattooed yes sir on her ass with his name yes you like it oh wait with his name yes it says like yes tarik whatever his last name is oh no that's too much yeah mr tarik almost el moussa is how he says the last name are you sure it's not mrs toric no no it's like a b

it's like a bdsm thing no name if it if it just said like yes sir that would be kind of yeah that's hot but the name no that's the problem is too okay if you're gonna get it number one getting a partner's name on you tattooed i have lots of thoughts about that kiss of death whatever that's one thing but then to post about it on instagram and then she posts about it has her hand like in this weird position obviously showing off her engagement ring and then it's just like this is such a private kind of situation between the two of you and then to blast it on instagram is just it's a it's a whole it's a whole thing and then she deleted it immediately as an overshare myself this even pushes the boundaries for me

nice ring the ring is already upgraded the ring is upgraded it's an upgraded engagement ring which i think is ballsy i've upgraded my wedding ring like five times but like an engagement ring upgrade before you've been married it's ballsy she's so hot she can do whatever she wants i do love flip or flop mr el musa that's what it says they're not even married yet the font on the tattoo is really offensive to me as well but i thought it was pretty tattoos kind of yeah but here's the thing she's living her best life right like this is i don't this is her dream she's never loved someone like this she's obsessed with him like she's she's reaching her goals i think she's she's she's there she's at the peak so like

she's just arrived let's just hope it doesn't come crashing down on her you know right after that tattoo well it's 20 she can get it lasered off right and that's an easy one to get lasered okay next topic new zealand let's go from my ass to the next topic i'm excited about this one this is for you jack vanek i know that you're a bag bag you're a big fan of socks and burks what do you call it burks stocks and socks stocks and socks future has come to instagram wearing a $76,000 pair of Birkenstocks. Are they, is there diamonds all over them?

They're made from Birkenbags. Oh, shit. Wait, Jossie, tell them what you texted us about. It's a Birkenstock. It's a Birkenstock. Well, it has a full circle moment. I love this.

No, you're like, he could have paid for one of those many children that he has. Oh, yes. for the tuition of one of his many kids there's no way he bought these no stocks he this is an ad ploy right but i think so is it but someone is going to buy them now someone is going to be like you know what i need birkenstocks made out of a birkin if i was not wealthy i would buy them because i you would you so would i would that's right we're finding is the jack i have no chill

she's well you know always on vacation you are enneagram yes yes see i knew it weird she's like you know what i love socks and stocks dude if you're a stocks and you know it's a it's definitely a certain type of a person that's a stocks and socks and it's a community it is we should start a hashtag and i love that if i could stocks and socks in birkin stocks come on you can't tell me shit i'm in support of them too i'm a fan yes chelsea i mean i'd watch you spend your money on them but i would never do that i'd also like to point out that chelsea has on the glasses that we were trolling kelty for probably six months but she looks like a super model in them kelty looked like Jeffrey Dahmer. No, she didn't. Wait, Kelty, turn them on. I have them. I'll put them

on. Oh my God. Thank you. Keep it amongst yourselves. I'm obsessed. Here's my thing with the, with the Birkenstocks. Chelsea, you probably have spent that at Mr. Chow in like a year. Do you understand? Like you spent that money on like Wagyu's and, and tuna. Okay. Wait a minute it is not a look it's not a look on healthy that size is a little too big i'm a little scared hope you get that podcast out on time on wednesday my sweet and you are terrified it's like a teacher from stranger things so rude you know you look gorgeous I think you're the best and the prettiest. Retro.

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slash lady gang you're listening to the lady gang all right we're back more lady gang black girls texting crossover of allegedly what's happening the episode of the lady gang that might just break the internet because it's that damn good um all right so new zealand has you know not a lot of crime we don't often hear crime stories coming out of new zealand but they have recently found and charged a cactus smuggler who was caught boarding a plane with 947 cactus plants strapped to their body oh how didn't that hurt i gotta to google this maybe he has a lot of sweaters i'm so confused why glenn would purchase from him he's like i know this guy in bed style he's got a small business bed straight from zealand

oh look but look at it's like little minis a thousand they're tiny they look like little worms ew that's weird i just think the smuggling of earth is one of my favorite pastimes to google like drugs like i get it like you're smuggling drugs you're gonna make a ton of money like smuggling like but the the weird shit that people smuggle you know becca what are you gonna smuggle me back from canada when you caught coffee crisps thank you it's my least favorite canadian chocolate bar but i'll take it oh my god it's delicious it's like a uh well how would you explain it's like a coffee flavored wafery delicious chocolate bar it's like if you took those vanilla wafers that you can get like 10 for a dollar at the bodega and you dip them in

like a cappuccino and then a chocolate topping what is so bad about that it's no all canadian chocolate is good because it's european chocolate it's made of better products it's so much silkier it's more delicious um but there's like wonder bar arrow mars like there's a lot of really good chocolate bars in Canada ketchup chips are also delicious smuggle them back all right yeah ketchup chips yeah they have Lay's makes a ketchup flavor just secretly for the commonwealth are you guys into the royals like Elizabeth best response ever like elizabeth like the royal family like are you royalist do you watch like harry and megan leave the world yes yes okay i mean i've gotten very deep into the crown

so now um yeah i'm pretty obsessed i i like to go back so we have glenn and i have this thing we really are trying to find who is wealthy in the world but like there's layers the offspring exactly there's layers right to date oh my goodness exactly oh okay i've got yes yes yes duke of blah married so and so and they might even have a name but they're just like a socialite yeah countess luann luann correct luann not even when like an nyu student who's just rich also just random rich people right but it's like you go down the line and they're like they're a descendant of yes okay i like this i think you should google i'm so mad that the internet wasn't as savvy as it was like when i was single but i've thought about this a lot what you should do is you

should google the wealthiest american families just like top 20 richest families in the united States and just follow the line, follow the, the great grandsons, the sons, the uncles, you just follow the money. Yep. Did you know that, do you remember that show? Um, this might be too old for everyone, but me, my so-called life with Claire Danes and Jared Leto. Okay. Do you remember, um, Rayanne, the like crazy best friend who like always had crimped hair and like wanted to smoke in the bathroom she married um a duke and she's a duchess in like europe there you go this is what we're talking about you just had to find the random ones that like nobody really knows about that's what we're looking for yes see if i was a duchess i could get the birkenstocks hello

oh my god okay what are the royals doing though what did we miss oh nothing well they live up by ellen um harry and megan megan's looking amazing they just they do these pop-ins now they popped in i think with a poet society this week and they are reading poetry which i love megan is just looking so lovely and they look happy but i mean it's i think what's cool is that they you know they left the royal family and then they came to california and it just like kind of seems like no one's bothering them and they kind of seem happy about that and that's kind of what they wanted and like we don't care that much you know but it is a really when you actually like peel back the onion it's a really big deal that harry like left the royal family to like go to cali with megan like

it is a big deal i can't wait for the season of the crown i mean all the seasons of the crown i love it so much does harry have a ponytail or a man bun or was that a rumor oh my god i could see him doing that i fucking hope it's hot someone there was like a mock-up of him has he gotten a hair transplant because he i don't think i just thought he should have because what's going on with the with williams because william hasn't had hair since like 2004 and william used to be cute william harry is like my one of my biggest celeb crushes i love it oh because you like redheads don't you always lost my virginity to one of them my boyfriend's a redhead i love that those two stories are always in the same sentence and jared like well because it's

my it's my first and my last and then he was also in the in-between but that's why i love harry and i would love a man bun on him i would love a man okay i have two i'm so sorry i just looked at young prince william and it's just so sad what happened to him stress that's why it's like a normal person it's it's elizabeth who will not die elizabeth is like i he looks good that's not real like that is photoshop okay i was fooled yeah you were fooled but you know princess oh by the way so i have a good queen elizabeth story i'll just share when i was at the royal wedding not at the royal wedding aside from far away from it far away from it but in the same town um i was on assignment and we had to go like three days before the royal wedding

the queen elizabeth was like i don't give a about this wedding it's the windsor horse show like everyone in the entire world is like the wedding is just 48 hours away and queen elizabeth comes down babushka and flats in her range rover from windsor castle like drove down a hill because it was the windsor and we just set up there because we're like well her three of her horses are showing like she never misses a windsor horse show there's no way she's gonna come like the day before the wedding right she rolled down with prince philip in the range rover prince philip looked like voldemort like can't believe he's still alive like it was so crazy and then she came out but there was like 10 people there and i wanted to yeah like queen elizabeth but then

everyone was just silent and we just watched her watch the horses and then she got in the car and went back to the castle that's it it just feels very much indicative of how they move like how unsurprising she showed up at that thing everybody was dead silent it's just very strange she didn't and wave she was just not the united states no no no what is what is she eating right no she's worried about charles she has to wait until charles dies then she'll die then she'll give the crown to william she's not a fan of charles well she on the crown she's a fan of charles but i don't think anyone likes charles she's worried about charles as a king so she's like let me let charles be 90 and i'll be 130 and i'll just surpass charles right to william okay enough royals

jamie lee curtis reveals that she accidentally put popcorn in her ear instead of her airpods this is what hollywood without an awards season has brought us to okay we can't have a red carpet we can't have an in-person interview so the headlines are jamie lee curtis put a crown of popcorn in her ear you know that if that starts breaking off in your ear that is not good those little those little pieces are going into your brain and then you're forever we bought we bought one of those little cameras we got uh instagram ad targeted zach and i and it's this little thing that connects to your phone an app on your phone and it's a camera a tiny little camera on the end of it so you can see all inside your ear

let me tell you something it's not that exciting really i thought i thought there would be so much more and it's really not it was not flaky or juicy it was just maybe not yours some people are probably very flaky and juicy yes i kind of want to maybe that's what i'll also doesn't really get much of a period so it's like do i trust her secretions nothing comes out of her body it's you know like basically dead that's just dust she's it's the haunted mansion inside my uterus okay before we end uh i want the listeners to know a little bit more about the black girls texting so i thought of something fun it's probably not what you guys are going to describe

the other person, a fun fact about the other person that the viewer, the listeners need to know about. So Chelsea, tell us something fun about Glenn and Sade. Oh, okay. Something fun. Well, Sade is like the person that basically got both of us involved in everything bad. She's the bad influence she's just like the most fun person ever um she took me to my first club i fell down a flight of stairs and had a black eye at the club at the club and she's like we can stay at the club just put your hair like this oh yeah yeah i love you that's shut a the crazy one and then glenn well i know you said something fun but i'm gonna say something nice okay that you could do that too fine okay glenn is the best writer i've ever read does that make sense

it does um and then what else about glenn oh when she's drunk she turns into aggressive diana and starts hitting us really hard oh where does the name diana come from we don't know no someone just you're drunk drunk alter ego yeah dirty diana that's what i thought about that's okay good there you go but like her hands are like hammers well to that point chelsea i you didn't ask me becca i'm just gonna hop in because chelsea's please person fun fact her name is bianca is your drunk alter ego oh i thought you meant her real name i was like whoa where chelsea come from i don't know how we would describe bianca she is like a uh uh a slight sexual deviant

allegedly on the dance floor um she's also um a trini gal from flatbush um and i've had really fun times with her like going to her neighborhood eating some devils and roti and she always will check us on her culture and Sade um she and I are we both lived in Asia um and she's like a linguist she speaks hella languages she speaks Mandarin Spanish she's teaching herself to speak uh like what else are you teaching yourself Portuguese French will you please um for our enjoyment kelty's been taking yeah spanish for a year can you guys uh just chit chat amongst yourselves have a little congo okay

Hola, Sade. Yo tengo clase de español tres días a la semana. ¿Tres veces? ¿Tres veces, tres días? Tres días. Okay. Muy bien, Kelti. Nuevo meses. Nuevo mes. Oh. Wow.

Estoy mal. yes no no hablas muy bien espanol como estas estoy bien um estoy sudando un poquito porque estoy en florida y no hay air conditioner what did she just say kelty yeah she said that she's hot because there's no air conditioner in Florida. Wow. Did you know that? Did you know? Wow. I kind of did. I feel like you said I said, uh, I'll say in my casa, my esposo, um, uh, I think all the words that you just like already know in your house your husband mucho trabajar uh cada dia okay Kelsey I think I'm gonna fire no I know that it's broken I know that it's broken like I've I my problem is that

like I tried to say my husband is in my house and he does a lot of work each day okay yes i got you got you missed your conjugation on your trabajar but that's okay would it be to traba el trabaja mucho en la casa mucho en la casa you see i knew that but i can't this is not exciting this is like watching um i don't even know painful but it was the no what i'll say i want to say one more thing to shawday in spanish um it's the hands it's the hand i should each word she places her hands together and it's you don't have any friends to speak spanish with well we can have a we can have a spanish

club because i also want to practice my you guys should you should have a spanish club yeah i mean i don't think kelsey will help you that much they have them on clubhouse too yeah oh cool yes oh my gosh that was all right so anyway okay wait shot i didn't say anything about chelsea or glenn yet please oh you're right i didn't um they got really warm and fuzzy not my jam um perfect okay fun fact about chelsea is that she is a a budding fashionista talk you know she really tries to act like oh i don't care it doesn't matter but she just uh got a big girl chanel bag for her birthday and she's fabulous and i don't know why she named her tabitha i think that's a little bizarre but that's her choice um and she's very upper east side

she's giving upper east side she's giving upper east side not not countess not not the way in Upper East Side, like true Upper East Side, old money. I guess the De La Salle is kind of where, yes, I'm trying to give her a sister. I need money or a sponsor. Um, Glenn in the spirit of language, she complimented me, but she actually speaks Khmer, which is the official language of Cambodia. Um, she speaks it really, really well. And sometimes when we're drunk at night we'll call her old host family um and she'll you know it'll be like 12 a.m for us and she'll just be like hey and then they're like oh no boyfriend still boyfriend where is he don't you want to get married yes please please say something

which means i don't have a boyfriend yet can you get a cambodian lover so that you guys can talk one okay that's where they are yeah it's true all right well i'm i'm trying to teach the girls of bgt about keeping their episodes nice and tight and short so we have got to go um we're so excited to welcome you to the lady gang network shawday chelsea glenn new episodes every wednesday and go follow them at black girls texting on instagram we need 2 000 followers they can hit 10 000 and have those swipey swipes or you have a green check no not yet yeah we need the swipes so go on over follow them they have even better content than we do i'm pretty jealous um we're so excited

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