LadyGang - Allegedly We Have Daddy Issues

Episode Date: August 11, 2020

In this week's Allegedly are we attracted to Harry Styles with a mustache, maybe? But, we’re definitely here for all of the splits in Cardi B's new music video! And while Selling Sunset took us behind the scenes of a very cloudy divorce, things were heating up Malibu as the sun shined bright on Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Garner. The creator behind the successful Instagram account @daddyissues, Violet Benson, joins us to give her take.   Thank you to our sponsors! Albert – Install Albert from the App Store or Google Play and get a bonus of up to $40 when you start an annual subscription to Albert Genius.  Chomps – Order CHOMPS now at chomps.com/ladygang using the code ladygang and get 15% off your entire order.  Rothy’s – Check out all the amazing shoes and bags at rothys.com/ladygang.  Home Depot - For a limited time, you can save even more on the styles you love when you use code LADYGANG10 at checkout when you shop at homedepot.com.  And shop the LadyGang collection now at express.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek.

Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the Lady Gang. I'm Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. What's up? You guys, I can't even hold back anymore. I have the best good week, bad week. Oh, no. Go, go, go.

All right. Well, it's time for good week. Yes, it is bad week. Oh no. All right. Here's, I couldn't decide what shit was, but I think it's good. It would have normally been bad, but it's good. Cause I get to talk about it here. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, you know, over the last couple of years, we've been selling our items on Poshmark, like gently used or not used at all. and we have this awesome girl, Christy, who sells it for us and handles everything. So Kelty messaged me and she said, Hey, do you have anything that you want her to pick up, you know, as far as stuff to sell? And I said, sure, I'll drop off a bag tomorrow. I drop off a bag and it's like, you know, lately I've been trying to let go of things, even if they're nice, even if,

you know, whatever, if I don't wear it, it goes purge, purge, purge. So I said, I give it to Kelty, I don't think about it. Well, then I'm on Instagram and Kelty's doing an Instagram story from San Diego. And I'm like, that hat looks familiar. And I look, I continue to look at it and I go, that's my hat I'm selling. And I'm like, okay. So I messaged her and I'm like, Hey, nice hat. It's mine. And she goes, no, no, no, it's okay. I sent you meant money for it. Let me give you, let me back this up. It is a lack of color straw hat that I've worn. Maybe wants. Lack of color hats are like a hundred to $120. Yeah. You want to know how much Kelty Knight sent me? 15 bucks, $10 Kelty for $10. I would have kept the damn thing and brought it to

the beach with me this week. I also did message Kelty about this hat. Cause I loved it. I was like, Oh my God, Kelty, where'd you get that? She goes, Becca lent it to me. Well, Jack for $50, it can be yours. Becca. I had no idea. It was a label in it. Kelty. I know. You know, lack of color. I've never heard of this brand. They're like the brand. They're like the hat brand. The worst part is they didn't gift me a hat. They don't, they didn't gift me the hat. I bought that hat. Well, I owe you money now. I owe Becca $90. No, not 90. Hold on in. Um, that's so funny that you didn't tell me that right away. Cause you're like, you didn't have to do that. And you were like this whole time holding it inside. No, no, no. When you said

you sent me money, I was like, Oh no, I'm going to like open it. There's going to be like $80. It's definitely not. I don't need like $80. And then I was like, you didn't have to send it. And then she sent me $10 and I'm like, or you could send me more. You might as well just like, it's, it's, it's worse to send $10. You should have just sent nothing. Okay. Can I just let you know, in my defense, the Brown hat that Jack loves that she's been wearing on the sip and chop. is $30 ASN. Yeah. That hat is $30. So that's what I was basing my pre-owned hat buy on. I was like, okay, half would be 15. I get the friend discount 10. Also you don't get a friend discount. I don't know. Well, maybe, maybe, but you would give me a friend discount to 50. Oh yeah. I was thinking

like I was thinking like I would make 30 or $40 from it. Okay. I'm going to make this right. Cause the hat's incredible. You're honestly an idiot to let go of this hat. No, I want that hat. I loved it. I now only exclusively wear one brand of hat because I like to support her name is Teresa Foglia. Oh, I think I'm saying that right. Teresa's her, definitely her first name. Um, and she has a shop in Malibu and she has like the most Epic hats. And I just like supporting her because she's super, super sweet. And this one hat that I wear all the time, people ask me where it's from. So I don't need my lack of color hats anymore, even though I love them. And I still would take them. Well, if you have any extras, I will buy them for $10. Cool. Cool. Cool. That's

amazing. Okay. So is that like a good week and a bad week? That was my, that was my good week. Cause honestly it wasn't bad at all. It was just like so Epic that you did that. Here's my bad week. My bad week is also epic. Guys, my dog goes through trash cans everywhere she goes. It's her worst. It's her worst habit. So we're at a friend's house and I, she disappears for a little too long. And I'm like, Oh God, where is she? And I walk into the bathroom and her head's in the freaking trash can and there's trash scattered everywhere. And I'm not going to say who these people are. Cause it's really embarrassing. She pulled out a condom from the trash can. and that thing was clean as a whistle oh clean by the time by the time oh no

i sick was gagging so hard and i'm i'm still not comfortable with her licking my face oh no think of anything worse where did this um lie come from saying that dogs mouths are cleaner than humans because it's a lie most humans are not like eating shit maybe some of them do i don't maybe your fetish is that i don't know but like i mean there are humans there are humans who would clean out a condom yeah there's probably a good amount i'm sure it's a fetish but honestly becca what an exciting week you had hasn't it been thrilling i was really excited well um there you go okay so my good week and bad week both have to do about our our listener demographics okay our my good week is um one of our girls on our facebook group shane made a post

and she says today i was delivering on my work route and i walked up upon a porch of one of my favorite old ladies she's no younger than 92 and she was listening to the lady gang podcast you're kidding 92 good and then she said that she went up and asked her she goes i had to stop for a second and even asked her what she was listening to she called it her guilty pleasure where is this woman no we need to get her on we've already like are we gonna get her yeah we need her yeah we need to ask shane she's who posted it but that is like amazing 92 years old just living it up you know what this is it's so good because right now chris and i are like going and like really looking at our retirement being like, okay, if Kelty never works again, like what, what are we,

are we going to be okay? And, um, it's so great because I was like, oh, well, like I'm at, there's no way we can work like until we're 65. What are we going to do? Just talk about our like old vaginas. And then it's like, yeah, we can. We're relatable to like great grandmas out there. So you know what lady guys got stuck with me for another 50 years. Yeah. I think we should do something where we should have on old ladies like every yeah like every couple months like bring in because old ladies have great awesome advice or like do we need to create an old lady gang that's like three old ladies i think that are crazy as there's women in atlanta who own a restaurant called the old lady gang but i'm pretty sure they didn't trademark it okay okay also it's

it can be a grandma gang there's so many different things that we granny gang granny gang boom if you have an old person in your life please write hello at the ladygang.com but how old because we need this thing to have legs so they can't be too old not 92 that you never know okay jack what's your bad week okay my bad week is i posted there's like this new wave of like new emo music by like these Gen Zers that sound like the music I used to listen to when I was 15. So I'm like really into this genre. And I was playing a song. I posted it on my Instagram story. And I'm like, this song makes me feel like I'm 15 again. Like what other songs are out there that can make me feel this way? And I can't tell you how many responses I got from people saying I am 15.

And I'm like, why the do you follow me? 15 year old. I am because you're posting the same kind of content that 15s or 15 year olds are posting crop tops, baby. Maybe they're like looking up to me as like for their fashion sense or something. All right. Bad week for the first time in my life, I have received an instant UTI. I didn't even know this could happen. So I was having sex and then I got up and I instantly peed. Then I took my prescription medicine that I have to take right after sex. So I don't get a UTI. And then about 20 minutes later, I was like, huh, I have to pee again and it was burning. And then in 20 minutes more, I had to pee again. And then I had all the symptoms of a UTI, instant UTI. Did you have sex like a couple of days before or like the day before?

No, it had been six days. I know I track it in my Bujo. Did you pee in? Oh my God. I can't. Did you pee in your hot tub? If you're peeing in your hot tub, you're going to get UTIs. No, I was not peeing. I peed in a toilet. A hot tub is a way too small of a body of water. I never pee in pools. I think it's disgusting. Pools freak me out. I was at the beach with our families and I found out that I'm like the only adult that doesn't pee in pools. What? We need to poll this. I want people to be very honest and I'm being honest. I, I would pee in a pool, but I just feel too like pee shy and scared that something's going to, yeah, I can't get it out. And I'm just like, what if for one of those times there's the coloring? Yeah. Is that even real? Or was that

like some lie that we were told so that we wouldn't pee in the pool where it turns like blue? At this point it has to exist. You know what I mean? Maybe not when we were young, but like technology and science is way beyond blue watercolor, whatever, like when you pee in a pool. So I'm like, it's going to be that one time. So I've never done it, but like there are adults that just very casually and often pee in pools and i want people to weigh in on this i'll pee in a pool you will i'll pee in a pool if like the bathroom is very um far away yeah jack just doesn't get to come on our excursion anymore we just made jack if we go on an excursion like a lady gang retreat you have to promise me you won't pee in the pool because i'm already scared of

pools like i already are you scared of pools because i read this article that i'm going i'll link it in the facebook group about this scientist who went around i can't talk about it it's too disgusting you'll never go in a pool again you'll never go in a pool again it's yeah i mean so anyway if you go on an excursion you need chlorine pool i understand saltwater pools that are probably like gathering a lot of germs but you know what the chlorine is for like some skin a random pube it's not for your urine be an adult pee in the bathroom very annoying all right you can't stop me i guess not but now you're not invited on the vacation okay good week before we get to our guest um i binged a show that is very unlike me it's the michael jordan espn documentary last dance

yes holy shit i don't even like basketball no you don't have to so good i have so much newfound respect for him and his hustle. And I also have found myself madly in love with Dennis Rodman. I mean, I kind of always liked a bad boy, but I was like, sexual man. Holy shit. And also never got, because he was such a bad boy. I feel like he never got the like champion. Like he was on those teams that won the championship. He was a major part of those teams, but he was being so bad he's like i need to fly off to vegas like in not men's practice and phil jackson's like okay bro like he's like i just need to go do my thing i'm like oh my god i love you so much i love dennis rodman i think he's so sexual um anyway it was so good and it made me feel really good about

working hard and being competitive like he was like the worst thing you could do was lose in the first round of a series to michael jordan because then he came back with a vengeance like anyway are you the michael jordan of podcasting kelty yeah i'm the michael jordan he is don't tell me dennis rodman yes you're so bad you need to go off to vegas no jack's definitely dennis jack's definitely done this you're the pippin who's like sitting on his couch and he's and you're like pippin what happened then he's like well it was a questionable decision i love him though i'm into this i'm so into our guests coming up you're listening to the lady gang there is a lot happening in the world and no one better to sip

the tea with us than our guest today the genius behind the ig account daddy issues in the podcast too tired to be crazy aren't we all this beauty kept me laughing through all of quarantine she's super sex positive lets us talk about our fake orgasm selling feet pics on the internet and she got me with the post that said oh you're a true friend name three of my mental breakdowns hey please welcome to this week's allegedly what's a happening violet benson welcome hi wow you guys are really upbeat i need to change up my like intro well because you're sad mine is like hey guys it's me violet benson welcome to another episode too tired to be crazy like that's it you guys are like she's this she's that and then every time i'm like and i'm my guest today

I'm going to mispronounce her name. I'm so sorry. And it's every time. We do that too. It's fine. Well, congratulations on all your success. Love, love what you're doing and congrats on the podcast. Um, so we're so excited to have you here. There's so much to talk about that. We're not doing an asset lady gang today, girls. We are just doing allegedly is a full allegedly episode because Violet is opinionated AF and I love this. So let's begin with our first topic. I'm starting with something so simple but yet so complex harry harry styles has a mustache harry styles google this photo pick up your phone google this mustache photo i hate a mustache i'm like do not come near me with a mustache i am so sexually attracted to harry styles's mustache it's a 10

not for me and he's wearing a dad hat yes and he's also in like a pair of yellow aviators in one of these which i'm also a sucker for he's so hot i i can't like i can't first of all harry styles follows me so i will how for that um she has all the followers like five million everyone follows you violet yeah but so like i can never think of anything bad to say about him because i'm just so thankful to god every single day i wake up and i'm like thank you jesus thank you moses thank you god thank you everything for harry styles thank you to harry styles for following me so um I think he can do no wrong and I just love that like Harry Styles is definitely one of those icons that I feel like I'm just so happy for him that he gets to express himself

he just he just feels so like pure and sweet right yes I have a question have you like when these people follow you do you slide into their dms and try to become friends with them or do you just let them like keep it professional sometimes not the guys like I feel like with guys, I get like, well, actually that's not true sometimes. And I have become like, it's actually a habit for me in general, whether there are celebrities or not, if I think a girl's pretty, um, and I see that she follows me outside into her DM and we become friends. That's how I made most of my friends. Just pretty girls on Instagram. That's the way to do it. You're like a party dude like i love your tits yeah usually it's a physical attraction first and

then it's like personality yeah i love you all right speaking of tits we have a new video to celebrate the wet ass pussy video is here and it is wet did you see it no no i haven't because i look at mine every night and i feel like that's more than enough so i have to look at someone else's. Okay. Nobody's seen this video. Jack hasn't seen it either? This, no. Okay. Let me describe it. I haven't seen a music video in like 15 years. Well, you're missing out. Let me just describe it to you. Okay. So it's Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B and they are humping the floor, looking sexual. And then there's a Kylie Jenner in like a leopard thong, one piece boobies out and then normani but what i will say about the video it's great news for becca and i because

we can do the split oh jack can do the splits too i don't know can i okay great oh it's great news for all of us there we go i don't know where you thought i could do the splits can you not do the splits no okay jack can barely touch her toes okay you're right you're right her legs are too long that's why i think like a 38 inch inseam um okay so anyway from the wet ass pussy video many people are talking about it's too sexual and then cardi b is wearing a pair of like leopard pasties in it that was not my takeaway my takeaway is that splits are in for the end of 2020 honey because we've got normani in the splits we've got megan the stallion in the splits we've got cardi b in a very technically difficult split she's in the split that you do when you put each foot on a

chair but there's nothing in between you so this gravity is pulling down your wet ass pussy into the ground can you please stop saying that it's not the vibe if there's one thing you can take away from 2020 apparently it's going to be that celebrities can do the splits so yes that is the takeaway wowie never thought that that would be they create the wet ass pussy or do you have to already have the wet ass pussy in order to be able to do the splits does it become like because there's more like, like, um, yeah, better. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. I haven't, I haven't, I have a V, um, DP, a VDP, which is a very dry pussy. And so it, you know, and I can still do the split. You're a dap. You're a dap. You're dry. I feel like there's some kind of, you should not have

said that. I'm like writing that down for myself to talk about my podcast. Now let's talk about your dad let's see the dap did we do a dap video i guess no there has to be some kind of a lube spell for the dap just a dry ass pussy and it's like me and like my gnarly like coffee stained like dinner pajamas like a face and a zit patch watch out for me i got crying i did see i saw the joke videos about it like i saw this one but like nine i kind of know which videos you're talking about like i didn't see the full song but i did see like this one tweet where they included michael from the office where he's like in that room and he's like dancing and he tells him to come in and i only saw that video and i was like amazing i was like this is amazing

video dry ass okay memes one more thing about this video that no one has seen except me um carol baskin came out against the video because there's a lot of tigers and cats like uh big there's like animals like walking because you know they're like they love a wet pussy like walking with a tiger yeah it's like using a tiger in a music video you know it's powerful and carol baskin was like this is really bad for cats like she was like completely fine with cardi b's titties being out in like a leopard print pasty and like grinding and humping the floor but she was like this is bad for the cats you should not own pets as a pet she knows how to keep it real she knows how to keep herself relevant you know literally she's like you can kill your husband yeah that's

fine showing your cities yes talk about what pussy great but like prancing around like some tiger in your video that's disrespectful i have gone too far i have to say i feel exactly the same way that is the only thing i would find offensive about the video i hate when people use animals in entertainment. I hate it. Let's not take it to the sad place. Let's take it to a happy place. I have two sources that have confirmed to me that Carol Baskin is going to be on dancing with the stars this season. Oh my God. I have inside scoop on dancing with the stars. I know someone who's been asked and might be saying, yes, it's not me, but I have, I'm so excited. I've never had inside scoop like this in my life. And I feel like I could sell it.

Is it like a good, like, well, are you excited as a non-Dancing with the Stars fan? No. Is it someone from Glee or is it another friend? I can't tell you. Not sure. Is it Demi Lovato? No. You have to protect your sources.

I'm going to sell this information because I feel like it's a lot, like, I don't give a flying fuck, but I feel like America cares. America really cares. Like, I'll pay you $10 for that. Violet. He has his secrets. violet have you been asked to do the masked singer yet what is that oh come on it's a fox show you're probably too young to have cable right or that's not cable that's just regular tv right you

have tv she's um i have all the apps so yeah she doesn't have tv okay let's talk about selling sunset this is so important to me i just tried to watch it yesterday and i got so bored no everyone's so into it the new season you're bored by no she's on episode one but i need you just gotta push push through push through yeah it seems like everyone's really into it but why don't you guys catch me up on it okay kelty go i'm not caught up on the new season but i'm not either but i love season two oh well you guys i know what happens in season three all right so selling sunset season one is very boring violet is correcto mungo season two gets better season three is fire and everyone's talking about it because obviously this is a season with our friend chrishell who

has been on the podcast and people are like you should get chrishell i'm on i'm like she's already been on we need to get chris on again though i know but she's not yeah she i don't think she's coming on to gossip at this moment but because it's the biggest show in the world um basically selling sunset season two is we're leading up to Christine's ridiculous wedding and um and then Chrishell's divorce with Justin and what's crazy about it is that everyone's like I don't feel like the timing could be real but I want everyone to know that I interviewed the entire cast so what happened is like it's a Tuesday Chrishell's at this charity event for homelessness because she grew up homeless and she's auctioning off a lunch date with Justin her husband he allegedly came to

that event, but they don't show him on camera. You know what I mean? Cause he doesn't like, you know, so he was there or like drop by or whatever. The next morning in the timeline is when he, they got in the fight and he texted that he was filing for divorce. So it really is a blind side. And I just want to be clear on that because people are like, there's no way she didn't know. There's tons of times where I've been in a bad relationship before or had a fight with someone that you're like, but you're married, you know what I mean? And you're like, okay, like i hate you right now but like i know we're gonna get through this like i never worry about you just filing for divorce because we had a fight so i am confused about this and what the

big thing violet that came out of all of this is that he told her he was divorcing her on a text it's like the friend's version of he broke up with you on a post post-it note okay i i tried to rule yesterday about the show and i think the only reason i couldn't get into it because i watched i watched three seasons of the rain and it wasn't good i knew it wasn't good by the second season but i kept powering through it so then i finally finished it sunday night so my brain was already so mush yeah i couldn't get into the show but i did google that part and here's what i think happens this is what i think there's two truths i think when he says that she obviously saw it coming he really believes it and i think when she says i don't know where that's coming from

she believes it too because there's two truths to it because um like philosophers have said in the past that there's actually no such thing as the truth there's only my truth and your truth right we all have different perceptions of things so here's what happens between two couples and when it doesn't work out the man tends to logically already know in his brain that he's about to like like leave so he starts to check out slowly so in his brain and he's slowly checking out so that one text was like the final straw for the woman we're so emotionally involved in things that everything's so emotional for us that like when we have fights we're just like oh you know what we'll be we'll we'll make it work like it's gonna be fine we don't realize that the man's checking

out slowly we're and we're if anything we're like holding on to them tighter which is making them run away faster and that's when she got the text it came out of nowhere for her because she didn't start to notice all probably the red flags that were slowly happening but he already saw them that's he was like what do you mean like i thought but like a mature good man would have had a conversation it's like it's not even a breakup it's a divorce like you don't send a text well i like where you also where was he like we also live together where the was he when he was sending this text did he leave for the morning to go to work and then no he went to file like literally went to file for divorce like it wasn't like i'm making the decision to divorce you it was i just

filed and then she found out when like tmz found out because they get all the like alert like they slept in the same house the night before he left that morning to file and then texted her when he was there being like well maybe he slept on the couch right well i also heard that allegedly this happened with his ex-wife before her as well where he just like dumped it on her out of nowhere and was just like he's sad i'm leaving you he's a really pattern he's a great communicator yeah so he seems like a really nice guy this is a man thing though i i agree with viola what she's saying like, I think that he probably had been building this up in his mind, you know, probably not communicating, not telling her, you know what I mean? So I, I think there's, I think you're right.

I think this is the best explanation, even though he didn't watch the show of what it is. Cause it's like, he gets to have his tree. He gets to have his truth. And she, cause he keeps saying she knows what happened and she's like, what? So I like this. I like this. Anyway, you should watch it it's great the fashion is amazing everyone says Christine is the devil but I really think Davina is the worst I hate Davina hate that's a very strong word I hate her she's a bitch when I interviewed them I also got very like not great vibes like I was asking her I was like Davina like do you think it was right for you okay so in the final episode this is not a spoiler okay so they all go to christine's wedding and like davina of course is like they're all together

and she's bringing up throughout the whole season she's bringing up that like well you don't know justin's side and she keeps saying like well i met him and he was a nice guy i've met every star in hollywood they all seem nice when you meet them for 10 seconds like go yourself yeah you know who else seemed like a nice guy ted bundy ted bundy is that what you're gonna say yes that was really misunderstood okay um wait so this guy's name is justin hartley yeah this is us and honestly justin seems like a nice guy and he probably like well no like you can be a nice person and not be good at relationships that's true you can be a dope friend like a really awesome like co-worker and be an asshole in your relationship those are

not mutually exclusive things and also he's rocketed to fame he's had money like he'd never had before you've been an act he's an actor don't forget these people are actors at their core just kidding becca dick okay next topic bradley cooper and jennifer gardner were seen at the beach they said they're just friends it's quarantine i'm not going to the beach with my friends i don't know about you guys so either they're lying or they're lovers or they're or they're in each other's pandemic pod damn she's so lucky but she's so cute have you guys seen her cooking videos god she's adorable i'm in love with her i've seen her like out in malibu many times and i have to say she's like the most low maintenance human i've ever seen she's never wearing makeup she has her

hair in a ponytail. She's in like a very cash outfit. She does not try at all, but she looks so cute. And I just give her so many points for that. Like she doesn't have on like, what's that? I said that it takes her like two hours to do that. No, it's like, it's like the real low maintenance. It's not like the, let me put on my thousand dollar beach hat and like, look like I didn't care. And my baggy jeans that are $400 and look like, I don't like, I don't care. It looks like she's literally wearing J crew. Like no, no, no, and her outfit on the beach with bradley cooper was also very interesting what was it she wearing it's like a flouncy floral skirt or dress to like right above her knee a gucci sneaker and a sweater

with like a very interesting pattern on top of it like kind of looked like a grade school teacher but in a cute way so like she's not trying to impress him at all which no but they've already got him they've known each other a really long time alias guys alias and he was like she was one of his first friends allegedly when they when he moved to hollywood so they could be just friends i know i hope it's not true but have they ever like hung out one-on-one before like is this a normal occurrence that people have seen well she did just break up with her two-year-long boyfriend so it just seems and you know when you have a boyfriend and you're jennifer you can't have a friend that's bradley cooper no he got he got pushed out of the friend zone and now she's

free again and so she can walk him back in her sexually oscar-winning hot and bradley cooper's back with his long hair again oh so hot he looks sexy i thought bradley cooper was in the relationship no they got divorced because of lady gaga yeah allegedly i think they just split i don't think they were married were they i don't know yeah i feel like celebrity dating it's it's so rare to have a happy ending oh yeah for sure so rare yeah but i feel like jen and jen and bradley get they should get this because ben affleck has been gallivanting around california just i don't even think he goes inside indoors during the pandemic because all i see are pictures of him out with his new 30 year old girlfriend who's adorable. But like Jen deserves this because how annoying,

even if you're over your ex, how annoying if you're almost 50 to see your bunk ass ex-husband who can't get his shit together out and about with this like young hot actress. I don't care how over you I am. I do not, I need something to make you upset with. And so Bradley Cooper is like the ultimate mic drop. Yeah. That's what she's doing. And like what Violet said, it's like the best way to do things is to make somebody dead to you. But when you're a celebrity and there's like paparazzi all over the place and people are probably tagging you and shit, it's like, you can't dead somebody like they're always there just by hanging out with someone else. And yeah, that's right. About what happens. I mean, I mean, is she getting that dick probably,

but I'm sure they're just friends right now. But that's the dick you get when you go through a breakup. It's like your guy friend that you've always flirted with, but to time has never been right. Yeah. Yeah. And then you realize that they suck just like everybody else. Yeah. I feel like it happened to me a while back. It's like that hottest guy that your ex, like your boyfriend's always jealous about. And then you're like, yeah, that's the guy you end up going for. And it feels really nice inside and out. Even better when they're friends with them, you know, inside and out. Do we want to talk about Common and Tiffany Haddish announcing that they're a couple? I love this. Common is so hot. Common's hot. And I love her so much. Yeah. They came out on Instagram that

they're together. And I swear to God, somewhere in the vault of my other job, I, I swear to God, I have a comment of Tiffany being like, my celebrity crush is common. I don't know if I'm making that up, but he's hot and I love them together. And didn't she say that it's like the best relationship she's ever been in? Yes. And he was like, she's a queen. She's amazing. And I was like, yes, she finally found the guy that's going to treat her like a goddamn queen. Can I play devil's advocate? I think it's a very scary thing. I don't know how long they've been dating, so this hasn't really pertained to them.

But for the people I'm seeing who started dating during quarantine, I'm scared. Oh, yeah. I'm scared for you because the version of the person that you're falling in love with is not who they really are for better or worse. Also, men have a much harder time cheating and being skanky when they can't go out to bars till 2 a.m. bitch that's what i've been saying with chloe kardashian when she's like i'm gonna take him back and i was like of course he's not cheating on you everything's closed he doesn't have anywhere

he can't even go to a freaking burger king inside the bathroom like you can't cheat on anybody well when everybody is i tried to go to a burger king bathroom yesterday that's why that came to my mind she's like i i had to be so bad i had to go to a burger king bathroom i had to be outside because you can't even get into a burger king bathroom right now you can't get he can't can't get into a vegas nightclub yeah no he can't and the thing is everybody is so lonely during quarantine that it's like people are lowering their standards and dating people that they normally wouldn't date if they could just have their like pick of the dick buffet so i would be very cautious very cautious tread lightly wait what's what's your pick at the dick buffet lately

oh my god i haven't had sex in a minute like uh well since april what month are we in uh whatever august holy shit are you dating or what's what's um i feel like i i am and i'm not like i feel like i have moments where i am dating and then i'm just like dating i'm going on different days but at this point i just feel like i finally raised my standards so now it's really like i all these men are really courting me and treating me amazingly but i still dump them because i realize like now i'm like realizing okay this is not what i'm looking for more of this more of that like I manifest in my brain that like I deserve flowers and in quarantine was when I finally decided like from now on I want men to always send me flowers because I never was

happening before and like I swear to god the last two months I've gotten more flowers sent to my house than in my whole lifetime oh yes but then I was like I think my standards are still really low because I'm asking for like a guy to send me flowers and to be into me like that's like the bare minimum what a guy should be doing now that you're not wrong and to have a job oh wow and that's literally the bare minimum so i was like okay well time to like raise my standards a little bit higher like great he has a like beating heart and he has a job and he sent me flowers one time okay what's next so like i'm slowly raising my standards a little yeah baby steps we're gonna take you into our lady gang arms because we think he should have a jet i think yeah i would like

let's get that let's get that like a boat or a jet not yeah yeah i was manifesting flowers for myself my friend was manifesting a europe trip and she got that exactly now like manifested really low yeah no up those no but you know that the manifesting powers work now so now you can start manifesting better shit exactly it works all right when we come back more now back to the lady gang all right we're back my next topic my next topic brooklyn beckham is engaged to his girl and he is started well he's engaged but he's wearing an engagement ring what do we think because he's like 12 years old those are the people that wear engagement rings and wedding bands before they actually bad luck isn't it yeah it's also like playing pretend when you're that

young like please at least try to do it the way grown-ups do it i feel like it's bad luck and i feel like it's also like his girlfriend sounds like then she's so possessive that she's like i want everyone to know he's mine so i wonder if she made him like she if it was like a possessive thing this sounds like he wanted to do it would do yeah like no he he loves to dress like a newsy like he's just an interesting guy kind of yeah he's like carrying the banner through new york it's a fine life. You know what? I feel like they've figured out like that is a good combo because if he has the fame and she has the money, it's like, those are the people that should get together because with, if she was alone, she wouldn't have the fame. She would just have the

money, which girlfriend, that's the way to go. Just FYI. But if she wants the fame, go to a man who has a lot of fame, but like not steady. I mean, I'm sure he has a lot of money, but not as much so he's never gonna run out of money and she's now never gonna not run out of paparazzi pictures of herself so it's like perfect it sounds like the perfect uh love arrangement wow love true love true love i wish the best yeah perfect hollywood relationship me i'm just like just have a job this time please that's like all i'm looking for you're like roses would be really nice this time you're like he sent me carnations no like some of the flowers were really amazing but um but no like before that I feel like during quarantine the beginning my

standards were so low like none of the guys I feel like I was talking to had a job and I was like that's okay oh like you your air conditioning doesn't work I'm like just come stay with me oh no why am I so pathetic and I was like okay we'll take care of you and then they were still like adding girls on Instagram and all that and I was just like well I guess we're not together like I can't I can't be too possessive and then I was like V bitch are you for real so then I like dumped everyone started dating new guys dumped those guys too yeah yeah just sticking to masturbating at this point no sex for me and uh just listening like reading different stuff about relationships and just like how to like you know when you're like a bad bitch i mean it's such a

silly term though i feel like everyone says it but like when you are so focused on yourself the good guys or whatever is supposed to come but like they'll just come and i'm not saying like don't like obviously you can still be on dating apps and stuff but like don't you don't need to put all that extra effort in anymore like no men invented romance whoever says men don't know romance is because they don't think you're worth it so prove to them that you're worth it and they'll show you some romance that's that's true okay speaking of romance i have a real news story like real life here here it is i want to get your thoughts i saved this especially for you violet a masked thief was still at large after he i'll do it in my news voice a masked thief was still

at large after he casually exited a las vegas adult store in broad daylight with a three foot 40 pound dildo hoisted onto his shoulder he just picked it up and walked out with it laura a store employee who declined to give her last name told huffington post on tuesday tmz obtained the surveillance video on july 14th from the deja vu love boutique in las vegas he reported that the man stuffed the stolen phallus into his car and made a clean getaway laura said the stolen good is actually a sex toy named mobi that retails for 1250 dollars whoa wow that's imagine it's in my background like oh shit i just bought that on craigslist like it's so crazy let's see what do you do what do you do with a three foot 40 pound dildo how do you even does it have a suction like

where does it you can't pick it up is it just like three feet where do you put that that's decorative that's a that's right that's what i think it has it's a work of art it's a work of art yeah yeah but why would it be called a sex toy then well it's like sex toy places have lots of things now they carry art for your home it's a sculpture is he did he is he gonna get caught like do people know i think he got no he got he got free for him delta onto his shoulder if he was wearing his mask you know like unidentifiable well that's what i'm saying because you saw the report that like all these teenagers are dressing up like old ladies in their masks and glasses to buy booze. And I was like, honestly, so smart. Genius. Um, okay. Uh, Laguna beach, Stephen and

Kristen met up. Kristen Cavallari and Stephen Coletti. Do you remember that show? Yeah, of course. They met up like last week. No, I know they met up last weekend. They took a picture and Kristen posted it. And I feel like it's just to make her guy jealous. Jay Cutler deleted his instagram after so kristen from what i deleted it after like i don't even know her you're like from that scripted reality show from 10 years ago that's so kristen yeah they really i really want um kristen and steven to work out no like i want them to date i want them to date too like i'm sorry no he's not no no he she cannot end up with him you guys oh yeah she can if she wants to she she can i kind of like i love a full circle moment

though but she's so hot she's so successful she's like really has it all going on and like what has steven colletti been doing maybe she just needs like a like a little known like has been to make her happy you can tell she's one of those girls that she's gonna she loves to be in the limelight and she's gonna finally find herself like another like football player or some athlete and that's who she's going to end up with. If I looked like her, I would absolutely be finding someone hot and rich because she's hot and rich. Yep. Fuck yeah. So Stephen Coletti hit the curb. Speaking of, of rich, do you want to say anything about this Ellen drama? Ellen DeGeneres? I have lots of things. I heard a rumor that Kristen Bell is taking over for her, which is exciting.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm not really into the cancel culture, but I also didn't fully get into understanding how Ellen was rude to her staff like I didn't look into it is there some truth to it I mean probably celebrities a lot of them are the worst but like um I think the cancel culture now takes it too far like at this point if like anyone does anything and that's it like they people want people are so miserable in their houses right now like we are also miserable 2020 has been kind of like one of the worst years for all of us so it's almost enjoyable I feel like for people out on the on the outside to just be like yeah like ruin her life so i can like feel better about myself it's like like i don't know she had that show for so many years and you guys are going

to take that away from her i don't know i feel like it was like a like a thing that everybody kind of knew that her dad was treated i've heard those rumors i mean i heard that and i'm like so outside of hollywood but it's good now she can fix it you know like i don't think her show she deserves to have her show taken away but she might just want to leave she might be like i'm rich i love to flip houses i love to flip houses like you i don't have to bring niceness to your day every day i wouldn't want to work every day i have a kid to what i just said i do think that one good thing that is funny is that with quarantine everything happening this is one of the first times that no matter how much celebrities try to act like they're just one

of us people can now see that they're not because they're like in their like seven like 700 000 square feet houses like guys we're struggling just like you or one of you and now people like no the you're not yeah you have 72 bedrooms in your house like what do you even need that for they're like yeah funny if i'm 13 so can you it's like two people are in a 500 square foot apartment in manhattan but like three other people in there yeah we should feel bad for justin bieber because with all that money the inside of his house still looks like a crayon barrel discount store have you guys seen a lie what is up with that what is up with his like bunk ass cheap furniture it's i mean actually that's an insult to creighton barrel i don't

even know what you would call his decor but hayley needs to hire someone wait did you guys see those like those videos that one video that surfaced where they were doing him and hayley and i feel so bad for saying this where they were doing a live and hayley's like talking about his uh lyme disease and she's like yes or your lyme disease and justin's like so is it your disease it's mine right it's my so you don't know okay anyway and she's like oh i'm just i'm just trying to help you and she got what's not yours is it anyway is that like a little glimpse into their and that was so and it was like on live and she's like okay babe in my head i was like oh that she's gonna kill him when like when they got get off live i would murder my husband imagine he does

that at group dinners and i want to kill him alive with like eight million people i'd be like nope i would have been like we're gonna go you guys we'll be right back and then i would go to the courthouse i would go to the courthouse file for divorce and text him that it's over yeah boom on that note we have to go violet what i've run out of time we've run out of time but you're so great will you please come back on lady gang again yes i would love to that sounds like i feel like a breakup that i've had before we run out of time together but you're so great well i would love to fuck you still would you you're a good person we're out of time okay anyway um you guys i know you're already following violet uh at daddy issues underscore but she has

her personal account violet benson and you can also listen to the podcast every thursday um it's called too tired to be crazy it is fabulous we're actually doing a pod trade so i'm going to be on her show very soon um and we thank you for being here you're amazing keep those standards high girl yes and we will see you next tuesday thanks for listening and make sure to rate and review this podcast wherever you get your podcast we have new episodes of lady gang every tuesday and thursday follow us on social media at the lady gang uh follow us personally at kelty most importantly at Becca, and at Jack McFannick. The Lady Gang Network is produced by Will Sterling,

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