LadyGang - Ashley Tisdale on LadyGang - Ep33

Episode Date: July 18, 2016

Ashley Tisdale joins the LadyGang and shares a couple of her favorite make-up tips to go along with her brand new make-up line! She also reveals the one role she didn't get that she wanted, what it was like playing a stripper in her upcoming movie "Amateur Night," where she draws the line when it comes to nudity onscreen, the helpful advice her mom gave her about lube... and wait till you hear her game of "Marry, F, Chuck!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang.

Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. hello hello hello welcome to the lady gang i am becca tobin i have kelty knight across from me she is entertainment journalist co-host and correspondent for the insider on cbs she also is an instagram enthusiast i am an enthusiast of instagram she also is a self proclaimed wilderness i'm not a self-proclaimed anything she's certified outdoorsman i'm an outdoorsman she can build you a lean to tent yeah what is a lean to tent in ninth eighth and ninth grade i take outdoor education and i can identify poop and also build you a lean to tent i can

identify poop no like different animals oh and i can if we're caught in a blizzard becca i can build you a lean to it's like a you know an outdoor shelter is that gonna is that gonna help be from a blizzard yes it is jack all right well i did outdoor education in atlanta georgia with all the freezing cold it's crazy out there i just wanted to bone my teacher tried all year he would um okay uh jack vanek to my right ceo clothing designer of jack vanek she's the ultimate girl boss and she actually is an instagram expert sucker you guys are dicks um and she has a double jointed middle finger let's see it she's showing us right now that's cool that's just my middle that's so weird yeah no other ones i'm trying to do it i can't it hurts and i'm becca

tobin actress blogger singer dancer what else can i add in there you're the quadruple threat i'm a quadruple threat don't even don't mind me and i'm just kind of average instagram status you have twice as many followers as i do yeah but i'm not as good if i had the amount of followers you had i would be out of this job i also think if your instagram was as good as mine you'd have like a million followers it's true do you want to run my instagram you want to pay me sure i don't care hell yeah um i got a job and my fun fact this week is that i was once hit on by bruce willis in a new york city nightclub when i was 20 years old i love that you had such polarizing reactions to that all right on that note it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no

okay i'm gonna start i had to take a deep breath oh god so upset with my bad week oh no so i auditioned for hairspray live on nbc or yeah you know you guys know where this is going i questioned whether or not i was going to talk about this on the podcast and then i was like you know what these people you guys are my gang the listeners are my gang you're my people it's a safe place and i'm just gonna go there so i'm going there i auditioned for hairspray live for the role of amber and um i had a callback with the director it was like a lovely experience blah blah blah like that's fine and just like how every audition goes you just sort of leave and then what you sing um the songs from the show so i sang mama i'm a big girl now and cooties so can you sing a

little bit so we can see if you're a good yeah i don't know what those songs are i don't think after hearing the story you're gonna be like we i understand i understand no no um so i i have this audition and you know it's great i walk away and that's just what you do after every audition like after doing this for so many years you walk away if you get a call you get a call otherwise you sort of forget about it so it had been a couple weeks and they just announced that ariana grande was playing one of the other roles so then a couple days later i get i open up twitter and there's like 500 congratulatory messages like congratulations on booking hairspray oh my god you're gonna make an amazing amber blah blah blah and linking it to articles that are no longer

there but they had been there on like just jared and nbc's actual page so i'm like wait a second i i mean i i know how these things work and they won't release anything to the press until contracts are signed like yeah it's weeks after you get the offer that they even come out with it in the press so I was like what happened like did it did I actually get it did it get leaked and I just don't know yet like this was the craziest thing ever how did my how did my name just fall out of the sky and land on this press release so for about an hour while my manager is trying to like figure out what happened for about an hour I was sort of like sitting there trying to like talk to myself being like I know that this is like this could be very exciting because this

could actually mean that it was leaked and that you actually are getting an offer or it could be nothing but like obviously the optimistic side of you is thinking like i bet it was leaked because how else would this happen like your name is on a list in someone's office and yeah i just haven't gotten to you yet right it can't just be like a random yeah and um so then my manager calls me he's like you didn't get it and i'm like how how like how did this happen then he said he couldn't get any answers he nobody knows like nobody knows how this happened and like whoever screwed up is obviously not copping up to it but it was like it was the shittiest thing ever because i had already kind of let that dream die like after a couple weeks of not hearing and then something

like that happening i don't understand how these things keep happening to me in general that like my naked photos end up plastered all over the internet this happens to super famous people not becca tobin who had a one-hit wonder of a show like who i don't understand so like whatever is happening it's like the shitty parts of being a celebrity but none of the good things like can i have the money can i have the fun jobs no you're gonna get like bullshit press releases and your vagina on the internet so there's my bad week i dare any of you to compete with that um my good week is um I got off of jury duty oh how'd you do it easy to get off of I didn't but I did it in the honest way I actually called in so then now the way they do it in California is they send you

your summons and then they tell you the week in which you have to start calling so instead of showing up at the courthouse and sitting there and waiting and waiting you just call in at 7 p.m every night so like Monday through Friday of this week I was just every night it was sitting there on the phone just waiting to get they're like you do not have to come in tomorrow but call back tomorrow night and see if you have to come back on wednesday for a whole week five days wow wait so you okay so if you get past monday you might still have to go tuesday and on and on and on i got off on thursday night i made that phone call and they're like you do not have to report you are good for 12 months and of uh you don't have to like serve jury duty for 12 months couldn't

you have just written in and saying that you're self-employed and you would lose but like everyone in la i feel like a self-employed i don't have to do jury duty do you know because you're canadian yeah i don't have to be one of the upsides of being canadian the only no i'm just kidding well and i have a place to go and because the world is so crazy and justin trudeau oh just sexy justin trudeau love him becca i'm so sorry about your job you really are talented i thought when it came out that it was like someone had meant to call you and like work out the contract and hadn't like how does your name get leaked when you're not even in the conversation so weird and then i felt like they should just give it to you because because i feel

bad i feel like i should get at least like something maybe some flowers nbc who screwed up so badly and then the producer of the of the show i won't say who it is because there's like hundreds of them but this guy starts responding to twitter people being like i don't know what you guys are talking about this role has not been cast yet and he like he like includes me in the tweet and i'm like i'm coming to your house like you have no idea you have no idea who you're screwing with how about a like i'm so sorry becca is so talented we haven't cast the role yeah we love becca however the role has not been cast we love her but not a whole well don't say that too loud he might get your next job i don't care i don't want his next job it's rude send some flowers

i mean have like a heart you know let becca play like a can of hairspray maybe yeah let me you don't even know what hairspray is do you jack she's like i don't even know what this shit is yeah i know whatever i'm not really excited they just lost a viewer now they'll only have 20 million yeah exactly 19.99 million okay okay jack would you like to go well i think that we have to talk about pokemon because it is everywhere and i feel like everybody's playing it and i'm obsessed again jack this isn't the time when we just talk about things this is good oh this is your good week no this is my good week i'd like it if you could follow the rules of the lady gang and tell us which is your good commentary and her opinion

on what's happening in the world i'm like that's not how this is different segment of the show jack this is good week bad week jack we just don't have that part things i want to talk about okay well what what makes this good yeah what why is it your good i feel like i'm talking to my four-year-old nephew like tell me what is good about this well well so i never was into pokemon when i was younger because i was like not a nerd or whatever when it was going on but i downloaded it and i was like i've been playing with it a little dabbling in the pokemon a little bit and it's not that i like the game but i like everything else that's like surrounding the game like all the weird stories that everybody is like coming up like the people who died yeah

there have been three bodies that they have found from people that have been murdered of people playing pokemon so this is your good week i just yeah i like all the stories and then there is a there is a pokemon gym at the westboro baptist church called love is love and i think that's amazing because they're getting that's a little bit more positive okay i don't know i just like the pokemon phenomenon congrats that was a great good week kelty i have an idea what's your bad week wait i have an idea for kelty first you should lead people can you lead them to your instagram page oh god can you someone can do that for me i will pay a thousand dollars you just have to show up at your house honestly i'm almost i'm at 42.9 000 followers i'm almost at 43 000

followers but guess what the lady gang is halfway there i know i'm creeping up on you i'm just saying i my goal is 50 000 followers before christmas okay good goal help me help me some world of stories go to kelty's okay what was your bad week well my bad week is you're a dork and you play pokemon yeah i found out that i was a dork no um anybody that's on our lady gang or facebook oh this is amazing would know that i had the worst yeast infection in the entire world delicious um also my first so i didn't really know what was going on and it for anybody that hasn't had one yet feels like fire ants are just making their way up your vagina and biting everywhere itchy it's so itchy and burning and swollen and i just cried for like five days

straight um the good thing about the lady gang facebook page is they were giving me all these like different advice kind of things so i did literally everything that you could do did you put real yogurt up your hoo-ha i did a yogurt tampon i did an apple cider vinegar tampon i did a coconut oil tampon where did monistat not come into the picture i did monistat for seven days didn't work what about diflucan i did diflucan for five okay that was not a yeast infection what's gone now so whatever that was it was not a yeast infection and then i chugged half a cup that was armageddon it felt like it it seriously felt like it but i chugged a half a cup of apple cider vinegar and i almost threw up for like an hour that was my advice that was kelty's advice that

did not help but what did help and what or did it cured it in like 10 minutes was coconut oil it was your vagina gone in 10 minutes i was dying for like a week straight are you sure it wasn't the diflucan finally kicking in or all the apple cider vinegar finally kicking in i don't know it's i'm sure it was the antibiotic that you use but it's probably the diflucan all right enough of your stinky vagina it's not stinky okay so my bad week i didn't want to like really mess with you yours are terrible jack but becca i knew you were gonna have a bad week so i'm not even gonna try to like compete with you like i normally do thank you i'm just gonna say my bad week is that i was on location um i'm working in iraq and i had to have in reporting entertainment news is

very important and um when i go out of la and new york which have great makeup artists it's always a little questionable who's going to come to her hotel room and what kind of makeup they're going to do for tv i'm not great at makeup myself and so i do like to have someone do my makeup what is it with the black smoky eye i got my makeup done at 8 30 in the morning for a daytime news shoot and i was like i like like a bronze like and then a lash and that's it no matter where i go in this country if it's nashville if it's miami if it's texas if it's atlanta like every makeup artist thinks the appropriate like getting your makeup done look is a black charcoal smoky eye from the club i think it's and a frosted eyeshadow on the eyebrow it's probably because

that's the most requested look i cannot handle a black smoky eye ever no why don't you just say to them don't do a black smoky eye well this is the joke the joke is i go everywhere and i show them a picture of my face and it's like as you can see i do you know because i have rules um i'm like i don't like any eyeliner no black on my eyes whatsoever and they're like no eyeliner got it and then they take out the pots with like the eyeliner on a pencil not a pencil but like a brush a brush and i'm like that's still eyeliner why don't you smack it out of their hands i guess i'm just annoyed it's just like you know what oh what a bad week i had way worse things happen this week but i'm trying to be a nice person just with the smoky eyes i can't and then

i feel ugly all day and i'm like around all these people and they're like why is that girl going to club at 9 a.m like it just feels so awkward but my good week is so good this i know what this is Taylor Swift, Calvin Harris, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Celebrity Feud has been the highlight of my career. What the hell? What's happening? Who hates who? So Calvin, okay, so here's, let me give a rundown for everyone quickly.

Taylor, Katy Taylor. Allegedly, apparently, Taylor Swift actually wrote the lyrics to Calvin Harris's and Rihanna's hit song right now, This Is What You Came For. Which the lyrics suck, by the way. It's not even a good lyric. no but it is a great song and she wrote it under a fake name because she didn't want the publicity what's the fake name like jill's or something it's so bizarre it's like some like anyway so then it's now on the top of the charts it's a mash of smash and somehow taylor released and

confirmed to the um to magazine that like taylor actually wrote this so it wasn't supposed to come out that taylor had written or sung on the song but what if she like got what if that song got nominated and won it would be her her choice if she wanted to come forward because it's a fake name oh my god i hope it does and they have to go up and she hates publicity so she probably wouldn't yeah she right so so then it comes out and so clearly this was some way to mess with calvin and like bring him down and be like oh he has big hit song i actually wrote that right so calvin gets on twitter and he's basically like i mean he just drug her through the coals first of all he started off with a nice passive-aggressive tweet which i always appreciate that was basically

like yes she did write it and she slayed the lyrics as usual smiley face and then and then he went into i just think it's a little weird the timing of her team would release this now and then this emoji like the emoji and then if you're so happy with your new boyfriend i think you should focus on that and then i know you need to bury someone like katie etc but i'm not going gonna be that guy i won't stand for it and then um and then and then he said um oh there was one other tweet and then like god bless you all it was amazing and so they all have like a hundred thousand retweets like it's just amazing and my jaw was on the floor how does kim kardashian come into all this listen so then so then everyone was like oh shit then kim kardashian in gq magazine

that just got released was like Taylor was completely in on the Kanye West famous lyric we were texting before the Grammys and she was fine with it and see she said she was going to talk about it on the carpet and that she loved it and then she got on the carpet and she was like all of a sudden like berating him and remember she won album of the year and she was like people are going to try to take this away from you and like basically ditch him that's so amazing so everyone is really on her and then Taylor has not responded at all oh hold on then Katy Perry

because you know there's a takedown between Katy and Taylor Katy Perry retweeted this gif of Hillary Clinton and she was just after Calvin's Katy tweet and it was basically like the face was like what told you so and then she retweeted herself Katy Perry retweeted a

2012 Katy Perry tweet that was like time the ultimate truth teller so cats out of the bag not everyone likes Taylor swift and it has just been such a week and basically on the lady gang facebook group i have been in all caps at all times writing a play-by-play of my emotions of this drama and everyone like we have like hundreds of comments on every one of my captions and i just it feels like it's the super bowl of celebrity news it just feels not that much has happened it's just it feels so important i don't know why that's it well i had a thought

today when i was doing my hair i have downloaded one taylor swift album and of course it was the most recent 1980 the one that you had to download to listen whatever yeah the one you had to download so i i think i forget why i think shake it off was my jam at one moment in time but it came on my shuffle like in my music and i was like skip this i don't want anyone knowing that i'm listening to this and then i had an epiphany i'm so glad that when you buy a song no one can see how many times that you play it so now i can still listen to taylor i listen i know i'm gonna listen to taylor swift forever i love taylor swift's music her music is great it's so great do you know she made 170 million dollars last year it's crazy taylor swift cares less about us

taylor but also oh do you think tom hiddleston swift is real like is it a publicity stunt does he actually like her they already introduced each other to your parents it's so many things anyway also like i am all about like living your life and like you're young you're single like do whatever you want to do date around but like i don't i don't appreciate it just sort of being plastered everywhere she knows there's a way to date people without exactly no one ever sees zoe de chanel on a date exactly i know like there's a there's a method behind you can hide that it's just that she doesn't want to no there's and she's hiring pops to like she is okay what's going on now here's the lady gang okay guys you asked for her you got her the

number one requested who would you like to see on the lady gang is here today so you're welcome you can stop badgering us on instagram um she rolls she's been slaying the acting hollywood game since she was a tiny fetus she's an emmy nominee she has her own production company she's the executive producer of not one not two but three series she has a brand new movie coming out august 5th in which she has a very sassy role called amateur night she has a brand new line of cosmetics that will make all of your bronzy glowy dreams come true illuminate by ashley tisdale welcome to the lady gang ashley tisdale hi first of all thank god you made cosmetics that are all bronzy and glowy because if one more makeup artist in hollywood gives me a black smoky eye

i'm gonna have to be done oh thank you so much i know it's like i love that type of makeup so i was really excited it started you know so long ago it's like you you get nervous you're like okay two years from now what is it gonna look like you know like what is the theme in the makeup scene but i think for me i was just like staying true to who i am and what makeup i like and so i feel like it came out perfectly like we didn't even know it was gonna come out in the summer until soon like until recently so it was just perfect the instagrams give me like deep it's like all just like oh god you're so glowy and alive makes you feel alive when you're not um when you're dead inside what is the number one tip you can give our ladies you've had your face painted for

red carpets and premieres and movies and music videos and all kinds of things what's the if you could give the lady gang members one tip like do not do this or do this don't forget this what is it? That's a good question. I mean, I would have to say always use a beauty blender. You need to blend. Really the main thing is to blend, just blend, blend, blend. It's never cute when it's not blended. So that's like the main thing I've taken away from a lot of my makeup artists and beauty blender is obviously so great for that. Um, but then other than that, for me, I just look at makeup as it's supposed to like illuminate you. That's obviously where I got the name, And that makeup isn't supposed to just cover your features.

It's supposed to, like, enhance your features. So I just feel like that's really what it's for. What's your favorite product? Like, what's your number one? Oh, my gosh. It's so hard. It's hard because I love every single piece in my line. Obviously, Beach Goddess Palette is, like, my main one.

I do that, like, daily. Night Goddess I'll use at night. And the Cream Cheek, though, like, my girlfriends all love the Cream Cheeks. i love a cream cheek yeah cream cheek and lip tint it's so great and it's like you could do a whole monochromatic look it's so cool okay you're playing a prostitute i am you have to talk about it nice segue and segue this is risky yes and risque well it's kind of actually crazy because when i was filming amateur night i was just finishing my deal with my makeup line so it actually really ended up coming like at the same time it was so weird and i have really awesome

makeup in that movie too so that's a good segue there you go she just did your job but yeah it was fun playing a stripper and so how do you really like do you prepare prepare for that well uh for me my character you know it's based on a true story so there is a real fallon out there And the director told me, you know, she was more of like the chick that's just like the rocker chick would stay out at night, like at shows and just was that girl. And so when I thought about it, I was like, oh, you know, I really thought of Kesha because I was just like, oh, she seems like that chick, like the rocker chick that's just like, you know, greasy, but like cool and like fun. And so I would listen to at like six in the morning driving down. Actually, we were driving to Brentwood was where we were filming, which is really funny because one of the scenes is in Brentwood. So not rocker.

And I just be like listening to Keshen on stuff. And so I think that helped me get into character. But we also we did like about maybe I think a week or two weeks of rehearsals with our choreographer for the bachelor scene because we have a whole dancing like stripper scene. So I think that like everything that you prepare, like that's all the preparation is like being the character and the dance moves. And, you know, is it has it been hard, though? Was that hard for you to get that role? Did it get offered to you? Did you have to audition?

Yeah, I had to audition. yeah and so what's that like because you're like I need everyone to see me in a really like dark light well you know I love the movie because it was super different from anything I've ever done before but also still comedy but not like slapstick it's like a really kind of raw like grounded comedy and I'm a big fan of Jason Biggs so I was like oh I have to get this part and of course like the directors were like ah you know we know her but she's not really right for this and so I knew I'd like every single project that I do I usually have to always fight for it nothing's ever been given to me so I was just like okay what do I do I had these like amazing

stripper boots that they're so cute but they're from people of all places really hippie stripper and I just like kind of dressed the part and like just did my thing and went in there I have played a prostitute before on Sons of Anarchy so it wasn't like super crazy different but that was only like a really small role and yeah they were like oh my god we love her she she like totally was the chick and uh yeah i mean it was like it's it's funny because actually this is a really funny story but i read when i read the script so obviously after we're negotiating everything and they're like you know this contract was like how much boob will she show how much nudity and we're like you know side boob like no right you know like that's not gonna happen so as we're

doing that you know i had like skimmed over the script and i learned a lesson always read every single thing in the script what did you see well i was in um rehearsal with bria murphy which is eddie's daughter and she's you know we're like talking and i'd heard about this squirting scene because one of the girls had squirted like in real life and it's like a whole like it's her special talent and i was like telling bria like oh man that's gonna be crazy when you do that and she was like me she's like that's you i was like oh i was like oh you're kidding she's like no that's you and i was like wait what i died my mom also read the script and i turned to my mom i'm like mom what how did you not tell me that i'm like squirting in this movie and she's like

did she not know what it was she was well it's just lube honey i'm like you don't even know what squirting is this is this is the issue it's just lube honey welcome to hollywood girls i was like okay mom you can't read these scripts anymore your opinion is not helpful no that how did you what was that like shooting it well it's like really obviously it's funny right and it's a true story and it was like nothing crazy it's just one of those scenes that's the most memorable scene in the movie unfortunately and so people will talk about it and be like oh you did that in that movie and i'm like yep it's your something about mary moment yeah what special talent what did they use for the the stuff um i think it was just like it's like literally exaggerated and it's

just you know it hits jason true story hit our director it was based on his life about how he first when he moved to la with his wife she was pregnant and he could not get a job and so she was like i found you a driving job on craigslist you just gotta drive and he ended up driving prostitutes for 10 months in la and that's what the story is based off of and these things that happened to him. And so it was cool because like he had all these pictures to show us and it was really, it was like such a different role, but so much fun. It looks amazing. The trailer I think came out yesterday or the day before. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. Um, okay. So you've been in this business since you were a tiny, tiny little fetus. We ask everyone that comes on the show,

two questions. Number one, what has been your Hollywood heartbreak? What is the hard thing, the job you got down to the final two and didn't get, or the thing that didn't work out the way you thought and you thought i'm done i'm packing my bags i'm out of hollywood yeah i mean that's happened a couple times um obviously being in the business for so long you know i remember having a breaking moment around 18 when i was um graduating high school um it wasn't one it wasn't one thing in particular i just done like i did a my first pilot was for chuck lorry and it was for fox and then i did a pilot for nbc after that and a pilot for abc and none of them got picked up and i think at that point I just kind of was like what am I doing like this is just so hard like it's like

I feel like I'm trying to do something and it's just not working out and also I was like really it's very funny but I was um I'm naturally brunette I was brunette and I was always going I loved you PS I loved you with brunette hair I love you as a blonde too but I love my brown hair too it's just it's funny how people don't know me as that and it's like it does you take me a little bit too seriously and it was exactly this moment of what I was about to say which is that I was always up for these blonde roles, but not getting it because of my dark hair and like people couldn't envision it. And so I was like, that's it. I just, I'm not doing the roles that I want. And this is like, I just, I probably should quit. And at that moment, like Suite

Life of Zack and Cody came in and I was just like, oh, Disney Channel. No, I don't do Disney Channel. Like I do network stuff. My manager was like, well, do you want to work? I was like, yes, but like, I, that's not what I was thinking and all this stuff. And I ended up going out for it and uh went out for both maddie and london tested for both characters got maddie and they dyed my hair blonde and suddenly i like now i'm only known for being blonde which is really funny yeah and so there was like that moment where i was just like you know and it got picked up it was obviously really successful and then that led to high school musical um but you know since then there's definitely been projects where i'm just like you know up for a series and i'm like oh

this is the one and it doesn't go through or a movie that I really want. I'm trying to think of anything really in particular, but, um, but how do you not give up? I was up for mean girls. Actually. I tested for me.

You just had Lacey on the show. I was tested for that role. Yeah. With Blake Lively, me and Blake. Oh, wow. She was up for a man of safeties role.

Yeah. It would have been such a different movie. Maybe we should redo it. Would you do the musical on Broadway? I don't know like is there a musical yeah it's going to Broadway oh it is oh interesting um yeah I haven't really thought of Broadway just because it's one of the things that after High School Musical so many people offered me Broadway stuff and I just I've I'm from New York and like I've done that I guess for me at the time I was just like it's not really something that I need

to fulfill but I mean if it's a really great role and it's like something I'm like super in love with for me if I'm gonna do something Broadway I do like an off-Broadway like show that's just like not musical like maybe just like some weird drama or something i love that what has been your ish moment of all of your big moments what's the moment where you're like i am the ish right now like i have made it i'm looking fierce i am j-lo at the golden globes with that cape dress what is your moment where you're like it all had like all my hard work has paid off i made it um probably when i was i think i was the first female artist to debut on the billboard charts with two singles at a time or something like that because it just so happened that when high school musical when we

were on the the billboard charts i guess at the time because i i was on two songs on the album i was like the first female artist to debut like two songs at the same time i don't know what it was but it was like something crazy like that when you think about you're like what like that's so crazy and then obviously having like number one album of the year and you're like up there accepting the award with like all of us are just like this was a little movie it's like i think those moments were just like wow this is pretty crazy like i feel like we've all our hard work has paid off i love that all right for a little fun we're gonna play our weekly game of f marry chuck have you played this before um no so one person you want to chuck one person you want to

marry and one person you would we have renamed it to be and like i'm married so i'm married yes um okay and we have this is in a world where none of us are married and there's a gun to our head okay um we're gonna start the theme we have some themes our first theme is cosmetic gurus like you okay okay so the choices are gwyneth paltrow jessica alba and kylie jenner becca oh god um kylie i'm chucking you i'm so over you okay uh jessica alba i'd have intercourse with because she's so hot okay gwyneth paltrow i'd marry she has it together i mean her home is yeah her home i was i want to live in like her home specifically happening okay ashley f mary chuck gwyneth jessica kylie oh my gosh well i mean i feel like i have the same answers as you you know jessica's really

hot gwyneth i'd love to live in your home let's marry and check kylie okay sorry kylie jack i think that's a pretty obvious answer for maybe not i mean some people really dislike gwyneth some people enjoy their lip kit or jessica might want it she looks like she is a great wife to cash you don't want to have sex with kylie jenner oh what she's like you want to have sex with her that's weird she's hot she doesn't know what she's doing she's too young i love that instagram this week about your nobody's ugly just poor and it's the picture of bella hadid it's so pre pre-surgery post-surgery and then kylie pre-surgery post-surgery and it's like the greatest thing i've ever seen it's amazing nobody's ugly just poor effed up true thing ever

um yeah i want gwyneth's money so i'm marrying her that's it okay i mean i'm trying to be different i i don't know have you ever taken tracy anderson method before yes it's i have dick it's so hard but you know how gwyneth posts all those videos of her dancing with her ankle weights on yeah i feel like she could be fun to f she's good rhythm well if you're marrying her can't you f or two no no you can't i'm gonna f gwyneth i'm gonna marry alba and use you know i feel like gwyneth would be one of those people that laid just on her back no i know gwyneth is like a tantric lover oh god okay last round um tantric lover you're such a pervert because doesn't she seem like no if she's steaming her vagina she's gonna have a 10 hour yeah she cares a lot about

her bod okay um all right the next round and final round there's only two um is going to be people who also got their start in disney and we're going to start with britney extina justin timberlake f mary kill jack um i want to stay up and talk all the time every night with justin timberlake because he's the hottest man in the entire world i'd probably does that mean you're gonna marry him talking is an option it's not f marry chuck talk i want to marry him and talk to him and just being like so who do you want to sex with i don't know um i guess christina because i don't know what britney's doing nowadays okay i don't know you're the worst life would be um i'm going to i'm going i cannot stand justin turmeric

Neither can I. I'm Chuck, and I'm going to F Britney, and I'm going to marry Christina Aguilera. Because you know what? Here's a little known fact. Christina Aguilera is an amazing mom and a very nice person. That's awesome. Justin is a really nice person, too, though. And he's so hot.

That's for me. Ashley, what would you like to do? I'm going to, well, I'm going to f**k Justin. We told you there was a run rule on the Lady Gang podcast. No, but she's like, no, I got it. She's like, I'm a lady. I don't even use the F word. You're so excited like that, too.

I'm dying right now. No, I would totally F Justin. I would, or no, I guess marry. I have to marry Justin. I have to marry Justin. But then it's really hard, because I don't want to chug any one of them. You want to bang Justin, too. Well, it's really hard, because I just feel like, yeah, who do you?

There is a very. She's so conflicted. I know. This is a Lady Gang podcast. We're okay. This isn't real life. I just, like, I can't check Christina. She's awesome.

And I can't check Brittany. She's Brittany. Her body looks so good right now. I can't. I've realized that there's a great divide in women. And it's either Team Justin or just so not Team Justin. Like, he does not do a thing for my body. You're like, I am drier than dry when I see him perform.

Who did you like in NSYNC? Jaycee? I didn't really. I didn't love NSYNC. I was a Backstreet Boys girl. I was a Backstreet Boys girl, too. Who's your guy in Backstreet Boys? Brian.

Brian, with his heart. No, I was in sync. I was in sync. And you were Justin. Justin. Yeah, see, there's a great divide. He actually works out with my trainer. So the reason why I, like, I honestly have always been a big fan of Justin, but, like,

then meeting him and, like, he's the coolest, most down-to-earth, grounded person ever. Don't try to change our mind, Ashley. No, he, like, he totally, he thought he saved my life because I was, like, really going fast down this, like, little, like, it was really hilarious, but I was, like, going fast on this like ab workout where you have to put your feet on like a skateboard type of thing the triangle sounds terrible it's horrible sounds like torture and there was a weight machine at the end and he thought i was gonna go into it he's like oh don't do that and i was like i'm i'm like stopped i was like i'm fine he was like just it was the funniest thing ever and i was just like

oh i had like a total moment like and i don't get starstruck by people but i mean i couldn't even talk to him i was just so wait you ashley tisdale couldn't talk to it to justin tisdale people can't talk to you but it's just my 14 year old self was screaming inside i would be like bye hashtag bye okay i feel like i don't need you to save me right now you're like i'm my own woman can't stop the feeling or whatever it is cry me a river justin can't stop but brinney looks good right now can we like good yeah she's been doing whatever that ab workout that just seriously okay now we have a like a lady of question of the week um this is all questions about being a lady and how to live your lady life and it's very deep so get ready do ladies have to wear matching bra

and underwear or no i don't know if i ever have in my whole life i don't think i ever i don't even know if i have a matching set i rarely wear bras me too no i don't i don't think so okay i don't wear matching set either but there's some people there are women out there that do every day it's a lot of work to like really find the hair it's commitment and i'm just not willing to do i barely shave my legs that means you need like 365 bras like what the hell no you re-wear bras i actually realize i sometimes wear bras like 400 times before i wash them it's disgusting i never wash for we're so nasty it's disgusting because i'm like why wouldn't i when i go to throw my things in the laundry why am i not throwing the one thing that touches all of my

body like you like feel like you're like oh i could use that one more time before yeah it's and then it's like 400 times later it's disgusting i need to wash my bras you guys one time i had a smell okay and it was like the self-tanner had like just manifested into the foam because at work i wear like a double you know the bra that's like add a double size like add add any kind of boob at all and it was so stanky that i'd throw it out anyway if you guys want to be friends with me hey want to hold hands ashley um okay well this has been absolutely amazing uh when we come back ashley's gonna help you figure out your life so you can be rad like her awesome ask the lady gang okay so for this part of our podcast you're gonna help

give our listeners some advice okay hopefully about having sex with justin timberlake but that can just be the answer to every question because i think it's a good answer my husband's not gonna like that um before we start if you guys want 20 off jackvanek.com use code lady gang at checkout and i brought you presents these are for you these are for me yes what we bribe people to come here yeah come here we'll give you a mug such a cool notebook i'll give you a mug oh my gosh that's so funny i was gonna go to the gym but decided to get ice cream instead that's really the story of my life story of everybody's lives oh that's cute i don't want to adult this is awesome guys thanks hold on before we start i have a like a lady i mean i have

a lady question what ask the lady gang ashley tisdale what color of nail polish you wearing right now because it is the perfect nude oh yeah i don't know it's oh let me see it look at how good it is you guys it is a good one um it was one of those like gel colors that i just picked out it's number 38 is it jellish um i think so but they have like a binder of all of the gels so you just wait do you go to pampered no i went to lack nail bar okay pampered it overwhelms me with so much but it's the only place i can go like this place it's like so it's too much you have to have something going into it being like what what color do i want yeah you don't want to get sidetracked end up with an orange okay here we go sorry that was my own personal question all right

so okay our first question comes from kelsey she says hi ladies i'm 23 and have a great job in my hometown hometown i went to college locally and have never left home i feel like now is the right time to spread my wings a little and try a new place but before i feel stuck here what advice can you guys give about being alone in a new place and being confident with such a big change here's my thing when i was 17 i moved to new york city i've lived in like seven cities you just go there's no planning like you plan sure but if you you just go you're young this is the time to do it you don't have a mortgage you don't have any you know real like roots anywhere this is the time to do it and you just go you find somewhere to live and you just wake up and one

day on an air mattress and then the next day you're getting groceries and then eventually you get cutlery and like life just happens and just go say like it's so good to just get out of your comfort zone and i totally like it's such a saying but i really believe in that because it's like the stuff that is scary is actually like the best things that you can do yeah it's true she asks for advice when you get to the new place and you're alone um netflix maybe get a cat stay very alone or um i would say you know get a hobby that involves being around other people whether it's like a cooking class or a pilates gym or something that's just going to sort of get you out there and interacting with people every day um and yeah i mean just do it

because if you have any inkling right now at 23 that you want to get out of your hometown do it because there are people who really don't there are people who truly never want to leave and they feel comfortable and they're happy but if you have the least bit of of urge to do it you you need to do it also go on the lady gang secret facebook group and say that you're moving to a new city and see if there's any other lady gangers yeah that's what i was going to say because there's a lot of different kind of girl groups throughout the country it's like you as long as you find a little group of friends and you have some people so you're not totally alone i think that makes like a huge difference for sure boom okay next question comes from tan that's a cool

name she says i love my bf that would be boyfriend boyfriend i gotta start reading that i'm like why am i saying bf i think bf stands for something else okay anyway starting over i love my boyfriend he is so sweet and loving and i adore him we have quite a healthy sex life but i'm finding he never likes to try anything new and it's getting a little boring how can i get him to try new things without putting him down kelty when you go to the old lady married girl well you spice things up everyone's i have to spice things up i will say this i will say this men in my opinion enjoy either being told what to do like that he can't read your mind so you want to spice things up and you're gonna like try to like coerce him to like get the idea on his own and he's not gonna

get the idea on his own because he's a dude so if he's not spicing it up you have to spice it up and then a lot of positive reinforcement on the end so like you spice it up do something out of ordinary have a spicy thing and then just talk about it for a week send them text oh my god i can't stop thinking about last night it was so hot and then like two days later remember the other night that was so hot like the positive reinforcement after i also think this works when it comes to gifts like my husband for our anniversary last year gave me this like great ysl clutch that i'd really been dreaming about for so long i'm still to this day talking about this purse and i'm just dreaming of what the next anniversary present is that has nothing to do with

sex though no i'm talking about the positive reinforcement like when someone when he does something that you love make sure to like really blend it into his brain that you i do i want to bounce off that and be like communication is key that is such a that is such a good one i love how you do the answers and i'm like yeah what do you think what do you think she should do no i mean i think that you really handled it very well it's true and i think that communication is like so important in any relationship whether it's like a friend your husband your boyfriend and that if you're like feeling a certain way you should probably communicate about it i think too that a lot of people are really scared to talk about sex especially in person so i think it's one of

those things like maybe if you start like texting him certain things or like hey i'm gonna get this toy or like something like that to break the ice a little bit if you're scared to talk about it in person yeah guys are so receptive and they're such sexual beings that if you do anything he's gonna be stoked on it if you're into anything kind of kinky or whatever a man is gonna be like yes Yeah, but if it scares him, he might be gay. So you have another problem after that. Okay. And number three.

The last question comes from Summer. And she says, I just started a job I hate with the government. And ever since I started, I had a crush on a female co-worker. She's about 10 years older than I am. She's married with two kids. A couple months ago, she and I were dealing with a major work emergency. Then we ended up getting drunk while watching movies and we made out. Ever since then, she acts like it didn't happen.

we talked once after and she told me that she and her husband are in the process of divorcing but she wasn't looking for anything and that i was too young for her i just don't know what to do to even start getting my life back in wait she's married this this girl writing in no okay the girl running in made out with her co-worker who is married and 10 years older than her and is divorcing but saying that she's not looking for a relationship with the girl that she made out with that is very complicated situation well summer it's more complicated but i had to edit it down summer this is a sexual awakening for you because you're probably liking the lady pond because summer actually she did put in here that she lives with an ex-boyfriend yeah so this is summer's first

girl on girl you know i'm assuming situation situation i would have to say that summer is a great name for a lesbian and done drop the mic i think that like i mean treat this as if it was a guy i guess and what would you think jack in that situation the last sentence of this says everything i just don't know what to do to even get my life back in order okay goodbye to all of this she's confused it's a mess and it's dirty and it's dramatic and it's too much you need to focus on yourself get this woman out of your head figure out a how to like your job because you're going to spend a lot of time there b do you like guys or do you like girls or maybe you're fluid whatever figure out what you are though and then find someone who's available well yeah obviously

the situation isn't working out so summer i don't think you're gonna like be in a relationship with this woman and also isn't that against like rules for working aren't you not allowed to like everybody meets someone everybody meets someone at work but are you allowed to date them i don't know i've who are you kelty rule follower no that's not even part of the issue following the rules clearly is not the problem here no i mean obviously this woman is going through a lot of stuff she's she has kids she's getting divorced we can only imagine what that is like so this is not the right person for you this person might have served a purpose for you and maybe making you realize that you're open to things that you weren't in the past so like take the lesson move on get your life

in order and then like who knows what happens down the path like you know she may come back you may meet somebody else that's fabulous but like you you gotta cut the ties yep 100 and on that note while you're trying to figure out your life i think you should probably go to the movies or rent on movie online and i think that movie should clearly be did you just fall asleep no I was just trying to figure out how to say this. I was just trying to figure out how to say this. She doesn't know how to tell people how to watch a movie in 2016.

I watch all my movies on airplanes. Ashley's new movie, Amateur Night, is out. You heard her talking about her sassy role and squirting, which I didn't even know was in the movie, so I mean, we definitely need to go see it now. And most importantly, if you are in the lady gang

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at Ashley Tisdale is there anything else we need to tell our people to do well oh actually I have an episode

the show that I produced Young and Hungry which is very popular yes it's doing really well yeah really really well and I actually do play

a lesbian on that show so so isn't it summer if you want to watch young and hungry see if it turns you on or whatever oh my god i love that okay young and hungry as well that's your list of ashley tisdale's to do's yes amazing thank you for being here i don't honestly i don't even know who we're gonna get as guests now because everyone's been asking for you for so many months that like there's no one else like we're gonna have to find a new goal lady gang yeah that's it yeah okay guys thank you for tuning in um make sure to follow us on instagram at the lady gang follow our site the

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