LadyGang - Brad Goreski

Episode Date: November 12, 2019

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Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.

Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin, here with Brad Gretzky, who's laughing at me, and Kelty Knight. Why are you laughing? Clearly an afterthought, Kelty, over here. Do you guys need a room? Well, you just started laughing as soon as I turned on.

Do you want me to stay? We look like we work on an airplane. I know. These headsets are so... Like pilots. It's so sexual. They're sexual. It is.

Very sexual. The emergency exit is right behind you, but it's locked, Brad, so you can never leave. You'll die. That's like my worst nightmare. Well, Jack, we miss you so much Where is she? She is in New York right now Just living her best life

Couldn't make it Good for you, Jack Great, it must be nice Yeah, it must be nice just to leave the gang Go wherever you want to go Well, lucky for us, we have Brad here Because Brad is our newest addition to the Lady Gang Network Hey!

And his podcast, Brad Behavior Launches tomorrow! And it's really, really, really juicy Yep Kaley Cuoco is the first guest Yes, she is Tanya Radd is the second Yep

I think it's going to be major I think it's going to be a big hit So we need all the Lady Gang gals and guys to get out there and support Brad in his newest endeavor Yes, come on over It's going to be so, so fun I'm having the best time doing it But also people are crying, you said A little bit

like we it's it's it's nice because every single interview kind of takes on a life of its own obviously you know since I exist in Hollywood in the world of fashion that's a big element of Brad behavior but also it's just me sitting down and chatting with people and the convos have gone like all over the place and they've got they're really funny but they also get real and deep and you know, I'm a very open person. You know, I think like 10 years on TV and on reality TV will do that to you. And I'm excited to share more of my life with everybody that listens and things I've been through. And also, you know, I love hearing about other people's experiences and kind of what makes them who they are and, you know, digging a little deep. But, you know,

i also love to keep things really cute as well yeah like me in my camo leggings right now for brad i got however you're in a full face you are like glam for the gods so this is often how i am podcasting because i have to do other things after but i'm not going to wear my after look now right so i'm in my morning look from the neck down and i'm nighttime from the neck up you are like you You're, like, party from the neck up and, like, relaxing from the neck down. Yeah, grocery shopping from the neck down. Full on. And a red carpet.

Yeah, a red carpet on the way up. And that neckline's really versatile. It really is. You've really shown me so many variations. Sometimes she wears this tank top, which has, like, a very large armpit hole. Sometimes she'll wear it with no bra underneath, and we'll have a guest in here, and they get a little show. Oh, wow. Yeah.

And by little, it's itty-bitty-titty-bitty. It's a tiny, not exciting, teeny tiny show. A teeny tiny, barely pubescent show. It's a puppet show. It is the boobie show. A nice, hairy nipple show. Okay, let's go continue. Okay, well, now it's time for...

Good week. Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no. I'm going to kick this off. Okay. My bad week is so bad. I think I might be allergic to cauliflower,

but only in the sense that it gives me the... Worst smelling gas I've ever had in my whole life. Yeah, for sure. Is this a thing? I thought that was the Brussels. No. It's a part of the family though, right? It's a cruciferous.

The broccoli, cauliflower. The cruciferous? It's a cruciferous. What's that? The cruciferous. The cruciferous. The cruciferous vegetables. I don't know.

They're inflammatory to your colon. But I don't have this issue with any. Brox? Broccoli makes me gassy. But I'm so upset because Cauliflower, that brand that makes the cauliflower crust pizza. Oh, no. And they sent you all that stuff. They sent me.

And it's my favorite. Like, I eat a cauliflower pizza every day. Oh, no. Not every day. Once a week. Your body's rejecting it. Once a week. But I don't care.

I'm going to keep going. It might end my marriage. I would rather have that pizza than have my marriage stay sexy. Are those the farts, though, that, like, start in your throat and you can feel it? Moving all the way. Like, the air, like, just collecting smell through your whole body. No. And then finally you're like, you think it's going to be a big burster and it's like a.

Yeah. Like when we were at FaceTime. Like mustard gas or whatever that stuff is called. I did this one time. We were on a FaceTime with AJ McLean from the Backstreet Boys. This is the worst. We were backstage at a show and we were just like, let's call AJ. And so we called him and then all three of us like in a squat FaceTiming him.

And like I Agent Orange-ed the whole like team, but we couldn't get off the phone. She farted and it was so lethal. and we're sitting there and AJ's like singing and I'm like I can't make a sound because it's so rude

he's singing to us and it's so nice but she just gassed me like I'm going to lose my vision it was so bad you were seeing stars it was so bad

that's what I've been doing to Brad to Zach ooh slip we're having a spousal switch again

do you guys need a room yes okay my my good week is this is not deep but like I made a video

with Glamour dot com so good thank you about my psoriasis oh yes sister because brad and i bonded over our have it too yeah i do yeah i'm on meds yeah um and i am not and that's why i'm literally like a disaster human right now um and i did this video and they did first of all it came out beautifully they did such an amazing job it was kind of like a day in the life and it's like oh i'm out there and i feel like i look super confident to everybody but there's these moments where i'm you know not and the amount of girls who reached out after that video was insane i haven't even been able to write everybody back but it's like number one there is i don't even know the

percentage of people but the percentage of people with autoimmune anything is so huge so people are constantly struggling with this and then psoriasis just one little part of it on the spectrum but Like, all these girls, it was the sweetest thing ever. And, like, normally I hate doing stuff like that, and that was really great, gratifying. That's awesome. What did you love, Becca? Thank you. What did I what?

When you put yourself out there in your real ways, people really love you. Yeah, but here's the problem with that. They're not going to come up to you anymore and be like, you're the bitchy one. They'll be like, you're the autoimmune one. Just don't flake on me. Just don't get your flakes on me. But I don't want to connect with everybody. You know what I mean?

There she is. i thought she was getting soft she's back no i want to connect with people that i feel like really it would mean something to them and that is a meaningful connection and sharing something like that which me going through that as a teenager being so insecure and feeling like the grossest person on the planet like having that connection is so meaningful and if i could have had that as a teenage girl with somebody else whose life is in the spotlight and seems to have it all together but like i don't need to talk about everything that's happening in my life and have everyone at the grocery store come up to me and be like, oh, my God, I farted yesterday

too, and then have to connect over that. But you would actually like to know that information. I would like to know if cauliflower in general is giving you steam farts. Okay, who's next? Okay, I'll go. My good week is that I've officially started the renovation on my backyard. Yay. Yay.

It is the third and final piece of the night residence. Nice. And I've been dreaming about it for so long and I really, really, I wouldn't say like had to fight with Chris Knight, but he was like, I don't think this is worth it to spend this money to do this because we have a very small backyard. And I was like, no, I need outdoor space. For you. For me.

And he was like, he's never home. You don't use the outdoor, it's for me. So then like I did, I was telling everyone last or a couple weeks ago that I bought a hot tub, like a real like 1980s star. Yes. Hot tub party. But we've, like, taken everything apart, and it's, like, it's really coming together. I just painted all the trim.

Renovations make me happy. Okay, here's my bad week. So, as you guys know, I am a newly appointed ambassador for Fabletics, which is so exciting. And you're crushing it, by the way. Thank you. Your videos, I normally scroll through your videos, but I... Rude. Dick.

When you're making up songs about traffic, I'm scrolling through. Okay. However, your Fabletics, I am sucked in. I want to know every detail about every pocket of the sweatshirt you're wearing. I know. Thank you. She does such a good job. Thank you.

Are these Fabletics? Yes. Wow. I only wear Fabletics. They're a cute little camo with a sheer panel. We love the sheer panel. Well, this is great because of the camo story. So what you do when you become this ambassador is that you create this content for them,

and then they kind of have the rights to take that content and put it wherever they want. They can take it on their social channels. They should do whatever. so I'm starting to like be tagged in a bunch of like like things that I didn't create like necessarily like pieces of what I've created have ended up in different places and so I'm on Facebook the other day and they've chosen the most particular thumbnail of all time it is me in a short it's a double layer short so the underneath is like a black spandex and then the top is like a loose short and in my video I was showing that you could like pull it up and

there was a pocket underneath but they somehow screenshot me basically like pulling up a giant and i was like did the ad sales team not be like maybe we shouldn't i mean it's a it's a striking image it's just so striking i'm sure it's so popular but it's basically me just going like this like if this is the soft short like pulling my vagina up and it's a close-up like they have then gone in into zoom feature and then it's like two leggings for 24 when you become a vip and i'm like this is is this what it's like to have like a famous endorsement deal yeah it is not be in charge of your own content see you on facebook vagina anyway i'm sure they're thrilled about that story but anyway i was like it's so kelty it is so kelty like i get the gucci ad and then

they're like just kidding you have a giant booger like i could never do you enjoy how she's i feel like booger i feel like that's being canadian though yeah it is i really do it's like always like it's like you're like ah it's i'm i got it oh it's just a little janky slightly one step down from chic yeah yeah always it's like the foundation feels like it's really steady and then you get there and you're like oh it's like jenga i'm like a little off i can't it's there i like that you think it's about being canadian yeah well a lot of it comes but i think that's a canadian mindset yeah like it's very much like oh well i mean oh you know it's a potato a carb oh brad you know you're coming to the podcast one community we're so excited

oh hey who are you bringing oh i'm so excited i'm bringing kaylee cuoco oh my god oh yeah you know i know that girl uh oh yeah you know uh she was in that uh that show Oh, you know. Oh, 8 Simple Rules, eh? Oh, 8 Simple Rules. Yeah, 8 Simple Rules on CBC. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, eh?

CBC Canada. Yeah, oh, yeah. Okay, well, see you next week. We'll go get a beer, right? Oh, sounds good, eh? And a butter tart. Oh, yeah, we'll see you there. A butter tart?

What's up? Butter tarts are fucking delicious. What is this? Thank you. Holy shit. I forgot about butter tarts till right now. Right now. You can make them.

My mom makes them. I'm going to, my mom's in town for the renovation. She's going to make fucking butter tarts for me. You brought your mom in for the renovation? Her mom and dad. No. Is your dad a contractor? Well, he's built two houses, so he knows how to do a house.

I was going to say, you're like, no, they don't know how to do anything, actually. They're making me fucking butter tarts. What is a butter tart? It sounds like a Pop-Tart with butter on it. It has pecans. No, it's really good. So it's basically like a pecan pie, basically. Yeah, a tiny little pecan.

So it's a pastry. Yeah. Inside is like maple syrup, butter, raisins. You can put nuts, pecans in them if you want, and then you bake them, and they're just like That sounds delicious. I'm making some. Yummy. Mom, can you make me butter tarts?

Can she make me some? Homemade ones are so good. We used to warm them up and put vanilla ice cream on them. I'm going to bring you some butter tarts as a present for your podcast launching. Aw, for my launch day. For your launch. You don't get flowers like everyone. Gary won't eat them.

He hates raisins. That's f***ed up. Okay. Anyway, Brad, we are way over time. Oh, my God. Okay. You kept us off schedule. Good week, bad week.

Okay. So my... Oh, yeah. It's time for your birthday. Oh, my God. My good week is that my podcast is launching. on the Lady Gang Network, Brad Behavior. I'm so excited.

I feel like it's been like months and months and months and months and months and months of planning and talking and brainstorming. And I'm really excited for it to live and for you to come and live with me. And then my bad week is I'm still suffering from a little bit of a chemical burn on my forehead from my wig on Halloween. I have been following this story. Girl. Girl.

I felt for you so hard. It is not good. When you had to go to Gary's book signing at the Grove. With a gigantic red line over my forehead. I was like, this is not what you dreamt of. No. That's the Canadian, like, one step. Yes.

Right. See? It's always one little element that's off. Like, I was gorgeous. As J-Lo. As J-Lo. You were gorgeous. I caught Zach looking at that, like, for too long.

Like, zooming in a little bit. Uh-huh. Like, every time I looked at him that day, it was you. The breastplate really throws the straight guys off. He was like, how did they do that? Like, there were guys, like, looking at my chest all night. Yeah. Yeah.

Because men are f***ing stupid. Yeah. And I'm like, first of all, they're fake. Some giant plastic boobies. Yeah. Just as good. That I got from Amazon. But, yeah, so I'm, like, a little nervous about my forehead staying like this forever.

Let me see it. So, now, did you do the glue down? Yeah. You did a lace with the glue. So, what happened was. Your baby Canadian skin. That's right. She used, the woman who did my makeup did such a good job.

But I asked her to step into hair last minute, like with my wig. And she did a great job. She styled my wig and she put it on. But I have sensitive skin and I wore the wig from 6 p.m. until almost 4 a.m. So 10 hours. And it was only in the last hour we were in a car on the way home. And I was like, it's real itchy up here. But I didn't notice when I was wiping off my makeup because I was so tired.

I didn't notice until I got out of the shower the next morning. and I was like doing my morning routine and I was like this is bad news because my skin is like bubbled it looks way better now though so much better but I'm not going to be scarred for life am I no no okay put some vitamin e on it I've been putting cortisone I know in the Canadian textbook of life I would have like one tiny reminder on my face of the night where I thought i was really beautiful as a woman but i was not incredible i for the first time i've done drag many times for the first time i had three people think i was an actual woman that's amazing like until i opened up my mouth this one i wish i could have taped it this woman who was a friend of my

friend i was like hey it's brad she was like yeah and i was like are you what's the matter and she was like i thought you were like i thought you were a woman i'm like oh no no you didn't see like the the neck piece that leads to my boobs and like the whole they see what they want i have a question even though we're behind time i'm just gonna ask it um does it go to the neck yeah because i've always wondered about that because it would be weird if it started here well there are different ones but that paul wear them too i don't know actually because when i watch drag race some people do and some people don't and then some people just wear their boy bodies yeah well some people wear boobs like it's like that's all different that's like the whole that depends if

you're doing like androgyny or you're doing like fishy girl or okay yeah because i noticed that in the earlier seasons of repose drag race they talk about fishy girls a lot more than in the later yes it's gone out of style maybe yeah well now it's more about being kind of like being fishy like you could pass as a woman okay like being as close to got it fish like vagina Yeah. Oh, cool. They couldn't have given it a glamorous name? Is that really where it comes from?

I think so. Yeah, it's like she's fishy. Like, she's like a real woman. Oh, my God. I'm not fishy, and I'm a real woman. I'm not fishy all the time. Like, usually just once a month. I was real fishy on Halloween.

You were. You were very fishy. There was a lot going on, though. No, I wish. Did you tuck? No. I had face tape as well which pulled off the sides of my hair

I'm very interested in face tape I'm ready I'm really thinking it it's especially good for back here you can just pull up your neck there's a lot of women that do that I would just rather I'd go under the knife

sign me up oh yeah you did too it looks great your jaw is razor sharp thank you Dr. Diamond Okay. All right. When we come back, we're actually going to do what we're supposed to do instead of just talking about fishy girls.

You know, if you don't point it out, people don't notice. What? The jaw? No. That she is not on time. There's no time. Oh, I see. Shh.

Everyone. Now back to the Lady Gang. Okay. And we're back. Our guest today is, surprise, surprise, officially part of the Lady Gang family. Thank you, Brad, for trusting us with your baby pod. We're going to build it into a big-ass pod. As one of the hottest celebrity stylists in the business,

he's worked with all of Hollywood's A-listers, always keeping them spotlight-ready. Honey! Now, in his new podcast, Brad Behavior, he'll be pulling back the curtain on the newest fashion trends, chatting with his favorite celebrity friends. Hint, hint, his first guest will make a big bang. You can also catch him and his New York Times best-selling husband,

Gary Gennetti, in a new HBO Max docuseries as they grab a signature Starbucks Gary around the world. Yes. Please welcome back to the Lady Gang, one of our absolute favorite humans. He's been here, Kelsey. They've been hearing him. I am here. But welcome back to the Lady Gang show, and welcome back to the second act of our show. And to the Lady Gang Network.

Brad Goreski. Okay. Hey. It's delayed. It was a delayed intro. What the fuck is a Gary? Oh, the Gary. That was like, it's so good.

I get it every day. The Gary is his drink. You do? Yes. Wow. Yeah. I did have a question about it, though. Tell me.

So the Gary is an iced almond milk mocha. Cafe mocha. Cafe mocha. Two pumps. Two pumps of mocha and no whip. No whip. But they also have a skinny mocha. Right.

On the menu. Right. What's the difference between the Gary and the skinny mocha? Well, the skinny mocha is made with milk. But if you get it with almond milk. Well, does the Skinny not have whipped cream on it either? No. It's the sugar-free mocha, though.

Oh, that's why. That's the difference? Sugar-free mocha is definitely making you... Fart? Poop. Okay, so I need to just go back to the Gary. Wait, are you just getting a Skinny mocha now? Skinny mocha with almond milk.

It's basically the Gary. How many pumps are in it, though? Well, I asked for one or two, depending on how... They probably put four in, but it's Skinny because there's no sugar. Right. But it's good, guys. It's delicious. you know wake up kelty

wake up here's why it's so good i always want an afternoon pick-me-up of caffeine but the only time i really need or can handle that bitter coffee taste is first thing in the morning it's like i can do that but then if it's three o'clock i really don't want to sip on something that's like so coffee coffee yeah i gotcha yeah and i also don't want to be like drinking uh what zach calls a calorie bomb frappuccino yeah calorie bomb calorie bomb so i'm like there's no in between but now there is with the gary because it's essentially a coffee drink with just a little extra pizzazz yeah chocolate covered almond basically is how it tastes now brad tell me this you have long been the most successful most beautiful person in your relationship

And now that Gary is a New York Times bestselling author. Well, that we knew of. He's been hiding the beautiful. No, Gary's beautiful, but, I mean, now he's a New York Times bestselling author. She's thriving. How is it going? How's it good? How's your ego?

I'm fine. I'm worried about when we become New York Times bestselling authors. Is my husband still going to love me? Yeah, no. I mean, it was my dream for him. to i'm like so i don't think i've ever been more excited than when he called me and told me he made the list look when like we've been together for almost 19 years and and i watching him write this book and you know the vulnerability he showed in his book do you mind if i cancel and the kind of

like fear around being vulnerable and putting out something you guys know once you write it then the next step is like people read it and respond to it however they're going to respond to it and thank god the response to gary's book was so overwhelmingly positive and people loved it and were excited about it i wanted it to go as well as it possibly could and when he found out that he had a chance of having a new york times bestseller i wanted to do everything that i could to help make that happen for him um so i'm beyond thrilled for him and like any great thing that happens for him what are you guys gonna do for 20 um i think we're actually gonna probably have a party in greece where we met in mykonos mykonos is so sexual it's so sexual why it's so

white like the streets is white the walls are white like the streets is white the streets is what like it's just i went there with my mom and i was like i am so turned on here my mom you're like mom can you go bake me some butter tarts while i go yeah i go down to the uh the dock yeah i go down so tell me about um tell me about this tv show so um we are starting to put together a show called brad and gary go to working title for HBO Max. Um, we're going to be, I think the, the streaming service is going to launch in May or June of 2020. And we're one of the shows they're launching with. So the show actually came from my Instagram, from the, um, the videos and Insta stories I put together of Gary and I traveling

around Italy this summer and in Provincetown. And it just, you know, they took on this weird life of their own because i was really just filming him because i'm sneaky and i like to just kind of like throw him off a little bit because he's always so in control of everything i was like i'm gonna like dip the scales a little and um the uh hbo max reached out to us this summer on instagram and asked if we'd be interested in doing a show and we said yes and so we start filming in december and yeah we're literally we're doing six episodes half hour episodes and we get to travel wherever we want in the world and they're going to film us doing it where are you going we're putting together the list right now um you're going to winnipeg i'd like to see gary

on a safari oh well that's africa is definitely a place where we have talked about but we're doing um we can go anywhere we want so we're gonna go really big and go to like really exotic interesting because we want it to be you know if if we get to stick with the title brad and gary go to then when you the drop down menu comes when you're you can pick where you go yeah it's like where do you want to go with brad and gary tonight let's go to morocco and then you'll be able to travel to morocco with us because we're structuring every single episode we're eps and we're literally making the itinerary as if we were going there yeah so it's not going to be like a it's as if you were on vacation with us so we're planning the whole thing and going where we would go if

we were in these places it's amazing so yeah it's going to be really fun i'm really really excited thanks crazy who's gonna style all your clients well the good news is yes please would you mind stepping in me yes please fabletics exclusives please you're like jenna dewan in custom fabletics at the golden globes and look at that pocket for her phone okay so now to celebrate the launch of your podcast tomorrow brad behavior we are going to do something that you are going to be doing on the show with your friends yes um called the rapid fire questions which ps just the producer and me like i want a better title but we're gonna work on that okay soon we might have to retitle halfway through but anyway this is um so basically you

came up with like these like 11 or 12 things you're gonna ask people maybe not all of them every time but um we thought it would be really fun to ask you okay i'm gonna ask becca too okay um okay because i sent these you're prepared right i mean you didn't even look at it i glanced at them they always yell at me that i'm not prepared i'm not they're not prepared and so i actually sent it to her and then jack was like i'm not gonna be there and i was like god damn it okay i'm kind of looked at it okay here we go what is the most expensive thing you've ever purchased in your closet full price oh um that's a really hard question i know it's a jacket of some sort I'm going to say my Tom Ford fringe leather jacket.

Okay. Mine would be my wedding dress. Oh, excellent. Odaline the Ceremony. She did a custom dress for me. Oh, snap. I thought you got that for free. No, bitch.

Okay. Mine is those Gucci combat boots I bought as a push present for Lady Gang TV. Oh, I sort of got it for free. Rude. Sorry. Okay. I forgot it was a trait. Okay.

What's the most, so relatable, what's the most embarrassing pleasure in your closet? Pleasure? Like guilty pleasure, embarrassing piece. I'm like, my hair, I don't know. Let's see. Guilty pleasure in my closet would be, it's got to be a shoe. Like, oh no, it's actually Tom Ford. I have a Tom Ford umbrella as well, which is like really luxe.

Look at you. That's ridiculous. I know. My guilty pleasure is just dresses that make me look like I have religious constraints. Which is like almost every dress you post. Every single thing I wear. The one yesterday. What did I wear?

That beige one. Oh, yeah. From Zara. So cute. I just think that I need to cover up my whole body. There's a website called The Modest and they do all designer clothing. I was shopping on it for years until someone told me it actually is for women with religious constraints.

like orthodox women or middle eastern they have a modest section on net-a-porter yeah well it's chic chic it's cute it's like designer minimalism it's great yeah mine is my hello kitty onesie of fleece that i got at forever 21 for 12.96 and still wear when it's cold love what is the most sentimental piece of clothing you're rude my most sentimental mental piece of clothing is probably my uh alexander mcqueen polo shirt i bought when i was like 20 years old i borrowed three hundred dollars from a friend to buy the polo shirt to buy the polo shirt and she lent it to me and i paid her back what a good friend and i still have it that's cute i love that has his old branding on it too oh that's kind of cool vintage mine is my grandmother had this like mini poochie dress

oh my god yeah and it's like got like a long sleeve and it's like gathered at the wrist that's cute all the way up it's so cute that's really sweet nowhere to wear it though anywhere not yet not with that attitude what's your lucky piece of clothing not with that attitude lucky um i don't have anything lucky i should i used to have a lucky pair of underwear that i just barely got by my driving test in by the skin of my teeth i had to get rid of them because obviously they'd be very old by now but that's the last lucky thing i had harry styles t-shirt as everyone knows that's hers do you love the new song okay um my lucky piece of clothing i don't think i have one honestly really you don't have like i

got a this like the good things happen when i wear this no he's too into fashion have you ever done a bought and return bought war keep the tag tags on and return uh yeah me too yeah like i mean not i will leave the tags on to like test drive something like i'll be like i really like these pants but they're 800 and i don't know if they're gonna like navigate around my life very well so i actually wore i purchased them but there was a pair of tom brown pants i wore to the vera wang show in new york and i had the tags zipped up in the pockets on either side like still attached zipped up on either side and i wore them to see if i like like the vibe and you didn't no i did i love them i wore i bought them i purchased that oh well we were ready for a return story yeah

No, I kept those ones. I was going to say. But the return, there have been some wear and return, like Instagram it and then send it back. I've never done that. The closest thing I've done is worn something once on a carpet and then sell it. Oh, I do that. Yeah.

Instantly. If I have to buy something, like the vampire's wife, I bought in dress. And then you weren't us weekly. Those dicks should have just lent you a dress. I know. I'm so mad about it. So rude. I'm so mad.

How much are their dresses, by the way? Like $700, $800. No, like $1,400. Oh, yeah. You're right. Right. Because on RealReal, they're $700, which means they're high priced. I resold mine for like $700, I think.

But I'm like, you dicks. Even after I got an Us Weekly and wore it to a Golden Globes party and tagged you in it, they never once acknowledged. Rude. Rude. You don't even know how lucky you are. But I resold that shit. Yes, you did, honey.

What is your power color, Brad? um i'd say my power color is navy i like to wear navy when i want to be like navy or all gray i don't know if i have like one power color though but i know i gravitate towards those things is plaid a power color it's a power pattern yeah those are the things i like i like a plaid I'm a black or a white. I think white is your power color. Yellow is my power color. Everyone knows that.

Have you ever stolen anything from work or set? Stolen? I stole a bottle of champagne once. Now I'm sober. There's that. Stolen clothes? No. I'm not that stylist.

But people do. Yeah. Let me tell you something. Chris Knight had a client that had a stylist and then had all this jewelry and then didn't return the jewelry. Lindsay Lohan. No, I don't know how that happened. Lindsay, they had to watch her on set.

She was on Glee. They had a special security person. Yeah. Allegedly. Allegedly. Okay, last question. Who? She's looking good, though.

Did you see her dancing next to that car? Yes. In a pink suit. She has such a thigh gap. It's beautiful. She's very thin. What is your favorite red carpet hack? I don't have one.

Rude. I don't think I have one. My favorite. When a girl comes to you and they're like, I'm not feeling my best, but I have to walk this carpet. What do you do? I always try to give them shape. Like I try to do the opposite. Like if somebody comes in and says, like, I don't want to do this.

I don't feel really good right now. I'm like, okay, well, we're going to make you like really sexy then. And we like make them like feel alive again. Yeah, we cinch it. Even if a girl's feeling fat. Yeah, I think that's the best recipe. I think the worst thing to do is be like, okay, well, here's something from TheModest.com. Dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks.

Here's a giant tent, aka dress. Enjoy. Thanks for coming to Brad Goreski's styling studio. Someone did ask me why I bothered working out because it doesn't matter what size I am. I wear the same clothing that does not show it, and I don't wear bathing suits. So, like, why am I working out? It's mostly my double chin. That's it.

Yes, please. Well, you can work that out with Dr. Diamond. I know. I'm thinking about it, actually. I kind of want that. Okay. On that note, Brad's going to fix your life when we come back. Okay.

You're listening to The Lady Gang. We're back. And we're back. Well, we have the girls write in questions, and we answer them. The first question is from Anonymous. Sounds like it's going to be juicy. I've been dating someone for just over a year. He's really into girls and lingerie and nice underwear.

But I've never dated someone who cared about this stuff, especially after the honeymoon phase. I take good care of myself and care about my outfits. But I'm also mid-30s, a mom, and commute to work. So I'm incredibly busy and prefer to be comfortable over wearing sexy underwear. He's gone out and bought me pretty lingerie costumes. but now he's begun to complain that it was a waste of money because I never dress up for him and use it. I've suggested that he could choose the lingerie from the closet

and put it out on the bed but he didn't like that idea because then it wouldn't be a surprise. We have a lot of sex and have amazing chemistry so I'm confused as to why he's always asking, wait, making me feel like I'm not good enough if I'm not wearing sexy underwear. I find this so exhausting. Any suggestions?

Oh my God, he is a lucky man. Yeah, he sounds like a lot of work. It sounds like a lot of effort. I have nothing to say about that because I haven't worn anything sexy in about a decade. I never understood the sexy underwear thing. No, men are, I think that there are some men, and I know, speaking from experience, people are visual and they would love to be, like, there are some men that just want to, like, just stare at you. Like, Chris Knight would just look at me, and it's so uncomfortable. Like when you're in sexy lingerie?

no like even when you're naked they just want to look at like the body right like chris could get up there with a micro like microscope and like just look at my vagina for like half an hour and be like this is so great like he's like very visual so i can understand this guy is like when she comes home from work and he like goes and touches her back he wants to feel that there's like some sort of sexy corset underneath that blouse i would like wait a second hold on he's asking her to wear this sexy underwear all the time yeah like no she doesn't want to make he doesn't want her to make a costume change he wants it to be like oh she's just getting undressed in the bathroom and like all of a sudden like the bra is gorgeous no she's got to control that then

yeah so she has to i feel like you've got to fake it till you make it like you have to create the environment in which this is going to happen like say it's like a saturday night yes you're going to go grocery shopping and wear this thing and then when you're cooking yeah you're going to like, bend over, and he's going to see, like, a garter bell hanging out underneath your skirt. Yeah. I'm so tired just thinking about that. I'm exhausted.

I'm exhausted. It's like me on Halloween. I'm exhausted. She is a mom, too. Let her live. Let her live. You're lucky she's having sex with you, to be honest. I agree.

Here's one thing I could think of. I think setting, yeah, maybe, like, once a week when you can just really get it up for this. Yeah. You just put that on underneath your clothes and just make the plan. Make it happen. So, like, once a week might be too aggressive. Yeah.

every two weeks once every year once a month once every birthday whatever that is but then i think that there is like a way to be comfortable and also look good so there's definitely options that are sexy lacy black or red or white whatever he's into you could put on one of those cute thongs and wear a cute beautiful bra third love makes some very pretty lacy pieces and then it's like you're comfortable and he's happy and that's what he's gonna get so don't also don't set the bar too high yeah yeah don't give in yep i just i don't know it that all seems like so much work it is yeah i mean i'm tired for you sorry anonymous next question nurse love is her name sexual hey ladies i'm a nurse and i've pretty much told myself that residents are off limits

why but why just to keep anything from ever being weird at work however this one resident just started and it made me forget the rule completely he's not my typical guy but we've been working together a lot lately and i'm starting to crush on him i feel like he might be sending me vibes but i can i can tell we're both rather shy people i haven't had a flirtatious a flirtationship oh i haven't had a flirtationship with a guy in like a year and never someone at work how do i put a vibe that says i'm interested without being too obvious or without looking unprofessional and ruining the boss bitch image i have showed it's a shoulder rub it's a bicep touch when you're talking it's all bicep touch yeah it's all that lame it's just like a little bit of a touch that

you would never touch before a laugh and a touch on the thigh that lingers maybe a nanosecond too long yes that one the bicep squeeze is good too that's a good one like hand like body been working out yeah oh yeah those where do you go barry yeah we should go together sometime yeah that'd be so great see we're in love yeah done canadians yeah canadians in love i think that's a good idea i also think like just opening up personal conversations not too personal like how was your weekend? What'd you do? And then if he tells you like,

Oh, my mom was in town. Did she make you butter tarts? Yeah. Oh my God. I love them too. Are you Canadian? Oh my God.

I am too. Oh my God. Oh yeah. Let's fuck. Okay. Oh, let's get on our slow shoes. Oh,

you got that fur blanket. Yeah. So soft. Let's light the fire. Also, are they allowed to go out for drinks after a hard day? Yeah. Sure.

I think that's always great. And anything that happens while you're drinking doesn't count. True. Ask Brad. That'd be like my 20s. Early, very early 20s. Okay, another anonymous question. Hey, lady gang. Hey, I'm a 20-year-old tomboy and a complete life virgin.

What is a complete life virgin? Okay. I have never even kissed a guy before. Oh. How old is she? She is 20. Okay. Guys only see me as a bro, and my gal pals want me to wear clothing that I am not comfortable wearing.

so how do I get a guy to like me while still sticking to my choice of style Billie Eilish did it you can do it too yeah basketball shorts are hot right now I don't know what you're wearing by the way I just went to basketball short

which like I don't know what you're wearing and you're only 20 it's okay to be a life virgin at 20 yeah I also think it's always better to be who you want to be and you'll attract the person that is right for you as opposed to faking it and pretending you're somebody else

and getting the person that doesn't feel authentic to you. So true. I really got Zach in a time in my life where I was mega ultra monster. And so I was like, he's going to stick around for the good behavior if he's here for the bad. Yeah, the paper bag dresses. There you go. Right?

He likes them. Well, listen, Brad, it's been great to see you. Big day. Just a big day tomorrow. Big, huge day tomorrow for you. Subscribe now? No. Oh, tomorrow.

Tomorrow morning, you get the fuck up. You look in your podcast app. You find Brad Behavior. You click subscribe. You listen to not one, but two episodes. You rate. You review. You Instagram that you listen.

I will find you. That's it. Holy shit. Okay. Okay, well, we will. On that note, make sure to follow Becca and Kelty on Instagram and also Brad. And, okay, I can't wait for Brad Behavior. We'll see you next.

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