LadyGang - Brie and Nikki Bella

Episode Date: October 8, 2019

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to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. hello hello and welcome to the lady gang i am becca tobin here with jack vanek and kelty night oh i gotta pee i also have to pee i know this is a podcast no one can see you back up but you look so pretty today and i love your sweater and i'd like to buy it but i won't thank you it's ellie may oh it's a canadian brand yeah ellie may oh that's really cute she makes real cute stuff yeah okay good sweater very fall of you um i'm on a hunt speaking of clothing i want a an authentic dolly parton vintage t-shirt so badly have you been searching ebay yes but the problem with ebay

is like i i can't tell from ebay if it's authentic send them to me my friend brin is like the i don't know why i'm talking about this right now but i have a friend that like knows everything about vintage tea shopping for real yeah like i don't just ask her if maybe she could find one for me as opposed to me like sending her all these things well if you find one i'd be like can't she find one are you gonna hire her sure i'll pay her a commission on the like 20 t-shirt that i find fine thank you welcome good lord okay i want it really bad well okay i tried to help you okay cool i can't help you back i have enough on my plate you have so much on your plate so much on my plate my plate is full but if you find two i would buy one too i would buy one yeah well we

can't all see this is the whole thing with you guys turning into me more you kelty i have not turned into you oh you've taken some little things okay you never knew how to wear jewelry before the lady gang okay i see you you took jewelry you took you took footwear you basically got every pair of shoes for the show that we have i've just not been wearing trash clothing you got eyebrows that's not because of us that's just because she needs them as a human I only had a fourth eyebrow before only one fourth you got hair fake hair that was because of us the fake hair was because you guys yeah but it's not all Becca that was like a conglomerate well everything that's me she has Kelty has become and so in turn it's all we've all become me I've tried so hard to become

you but i've fallen so short i told you the reason why i cut my hair i i was inspired by you for my hair thank you so i i'm inspired to you by you for everything you know it's so well you're wearing i'm wearing a leopard skirt this weekend and it's because i saw becca tobin wearing a leopard someone on social media was like kelty wore a lady gang shirt and a leopard skirt so i did and i was like but i work as a becca i feel like the leopard skirt with a t situation is now it's had its moment it's it's good i'm wearing it this weekend i'm so excited to see you are okay good are you thought you were gonna wear lady gang clothing no i'm gonna wear lady gang clothing um yeah what i was oh i think i'm very triggered by it i like it when people acknowledge

it i don't mind if you're gonna copy me i want you to like what kelty does and what you do it's like hey i did this thing because you did it yeah not just like coincidentally i started wearing a metal part because you were a metal part and you look so good but you have a better face than me so it doesn't work the same speaking of just why i'm so ugly in that picture from last you're not ugly what picture oh okay all right okay well i'm gonna this will bring us to be like and now it's time for perfect good week yes it is bad week oh no okay my good week speaking of my phase i saw dr diamond last night and zach found out no of course you get done i mean i told him zach thinks i go to get botox that's it you know me too i mean he knows i've like dabbled in filler

but like he all he all he cares about i could literally come home with new cheekbones and he'd be like as long as you didn't do those lips girl yeah it's like cool so i went to dr diamond last night how is he he's just i mean this is so inappropriate he's probably never gonna get me like I'm literally going to call now like 800 times and they're going to be like he's booked he's booked like he is seductive seduction but not on purpose at all

he's an accidental sexual fiend like he's an accidental pornography in a scrub every time I want to be touched by a man I'm going to go to him get that little vibrator thing he puts on your Tammy puts on your face

Dr. Diamond is a fucking snack no he just it's like his confidence it's like please just take my clothes off and he's like let me come in and inject things in your face in a yeezy footwear yeah and then i'm gonna buy yeezys for all my staff and i'm like do they have a yeezy yes i never noticed there was tammy told me that was the new like footwear mandatory footwear but he bought it for everyone that's incredible i love it so much jared just bought me a fake pair of yeezys from singapore for five dollars don't say that now every time you wear them people are gonna know

this is a podcast how was dr diamond 70 million downloads we're not just talking to us dr diamond was incredible he was my good week honestly i just if i have a son i'm gonna be like i don't give a what you want to do with your life you're gonna move to beverly hills and you're gonna be a plastic surgeon a facial plastic surgeon yeah yes also i didn't even realize like he was like the diamond diamond sculpt face sculpting he like made that up it's just fillers it's just fillers well but his precision and where he places that no for sure but i just love that he was like i'm gonna do fillers but i'm not gonna call it fillers i'm gonna call it diamond when you know even his titles for his fillers is sexual well you know people also see that and they're probably like

what is this new technology and it's literally filler yeah but no one's amazing no this part that he does did he do right here yeah it's the magic about a temple basically your temple because As you get older, they cave in like you're fucking dead. Yeah, you become a skeleton. It's like you're just a skull. Yeah, yeah. Okay, move along. Okay, I'm sorry.

My bad week. Hold on. I forget what it was because it was just so good. Because Dr. Diamond was so hot. Dr. Diamond's so good. Well, my bad week also has to do with Dr. Diamond. There was a really famous person in there. And she gave me the dirtiest look ever.

Write down her name. Yes. was she out in the earth she was going to the bathroom from her room oh she was on secrets i spelled that wrong okay oh yeah she is beautiful like crazy beautiful yeah and i'm pretty sure she got very mad that i saw her oh because just because anybody saw and i think she hissed at somebody at the desk about me like what was she wait so like if she had to go we're both in our I'm sure everybody else was in their own room. Yeah, I'm sure.

You never see other people there. No. You walk in, I'm like, do you do business here? No, they're hiding. They have it, like, perfectly. They always take you right to a room. It's true. They never make you wait.

You're not waiting in the waiting room. No. I mean, I could wait for hours. No one would care. No. But no. I'm like, I've waited in the waiting room. But, like, so they obviously have it so that everybody has discretion.

And he's so discreet. Like, everybody there is so discreet. Even Tammy, like, wouldn't even tell me a thing. It's so annoying. Yeah. um but i caught her because i was like coming out from the bathroom and then she was going in and she gave me like the nastiest look and i was like damn you're pretty but you're a bitch like we know you can't be this beautiful without all this filler yeah you know you're getting the

diamond sculpted treatment just like me bitch look at these temples temples look amazing that actually makes me feel better about myself knowing that's all because she doesn't look like she gets stuff done which is why dr diamond is the shit yeah okay my good week i had an hour and 17 minute coffee with matt nathanson oh my god it was amazing alex is shaking her head i was in san fran this is disgusting our husbands should never listen to this first we get a boner for dr time talk about our fillers and now you had an hour and 17 minute coffee we're horrible we're basically mad men but women anyway no mad and i are friends and so we went to coffee in san Francisco and we hung out and we talked about life and talked about business. And I talked about

like touring, you know, and I was like, what's it like to tour anyway? So we were just chatting and he was saying something to me, um, about our mutual ex-boyfriend. And he was like, but it's like, cause he's managed by the same management company or something. Right. And he said something like, what isn't it? Like, don't you feel good that that kid's like life is like garbage, you know and i said well here's the thing i don't really go around like setting people's lives on fire anymore but i'll like but i'll totally sit back and watch it burn but i'll let the fire warm my body right exactly and he wrote it down he's gonna use it in a song i've heard that before though i think probably because kelty's told us is it yeah i told you this story maybe on the

podcast no no no no you told me immediately when i got to the hotel no i haven't heard you haven't heard this story this story no it's but i know there's like of course there's lots of lyrics about burning and fire you know it's in a wallflower song it's in one headlight you should probably tell him that's probably where you got that crazy good quote from no it's not a great i i think you should say i don't go around setting people's lives on fire but i'll certainly let that fire warm my cold dead heart no i'd warm my hands all right yeah but isn't that such a good like metaphor for life like i don't have to go around writing books about what a dick you are anymore but like if your life's garbage do you know what that makes me think of just the amount

of people who love watching my life go up in flames yeah me too people love it everybody i mean yes everybody is happy to watch everybody else's lives go up exactly all right feel that way about many people you guys well i don't care i don't think about anyone else i know okay we know bad week i want to talk about something that we've talked about a little bit on the podcast but i experienced it this week the mush that comes out of your body that is the first shit of your period oh that first period poop it's the first it's a bloody it is a diarrhea it is a the progesterone has instantly flicked over to now we go poop like you've been bloated for a week you haven't pooped and then it's like and now it's time what the is that shit it's it's fucking nasty happened to me

know what i'm talking about stop it that's not appropriate she is an employee don't ask her about her period okay that is sexual harassment okay anyway that's i don't think that's sexual i think it's just straight up inappropriate okay jack she's keeping a log okay she is no she's because then when she tries to stick you know what i was gonna say i was like she's gonna record it and i'm like we are recording it we're letting millions of people here recording it our selves she's like they can blackmail me all they want when i try to leave this place but i got notes i have receipts stickies you guys we all have make it rain stickies just so many stickies on our stream on our computer the amount of things i'm like make a list for this she's like got it

got it there aren't enough colors in the color wheel to color each one of those stickies a different color yeah oh my god um my good week is pretty simple emo is fucking back emo is back it's having a resurgence but it's called something different and i just my mom taught me about it today because it's all you know well because there's this thing called visco girl it's like a new thing that a filter for teen visco cams like an app but it's a new teen thing it's like the new basic bitch for teens but they wear birkenstocks i don't know we did that like three times already i've worn birkenstocks through so many decades i know i still wear them but apparently it's a thing but anyways there's my mom was telling me about that and then she was

also telling me about this thing called e-girls and e-boys and basically it's just emo but it's like a new generation so they think that they're like doing this new do you think you're like the george washington for the e-girl yeah and i'm like are they looking at you like e-girl inspiration outfits and then like pulling pictures from your leopard hair of like they're pulling pictures like we go and like vintage fashion i'm looking at the 70s hippies and they're looking at pictures of you and my chemical romance shirt and they're like inspirational oh my god well no i'm really just hoping that somehow it picks up your business yeah my bracelets become in style because i still have like 10 000 get them out there babe yeah get them out e-girl make some

e-girl rubber bracelet yeah i'm like hey teenagers you want to buy something from you should have zoomies put them in there the bracelets yeah i know they won't even know it's from like a mid-30 year old she's so cool hanging on to my youth oh my god speaking of i have such a funny story i had a celebrity um yesterday at dancing with the stars come up to me and he goes oh my God, it was, like, so crazy to watch you at the Emmys with your broken leg. I wasn't at the Emmys. Oh, no. They were just being nice.

Was there someone else? No. He was just being full of shit, like Hollywood is. I'm like, you didn't watch me do shit at the Emmys, you motherfucker. I wasn't there. What did you say? I said, I know. It was so crazy.

Very hot. That is a pretty good example of how everybody's full of shit. Honestly. But at least you had good intentions. It looked hot as fuck. It looked hot. It looked so hot. Wasn't it, like, 90 degrees?

I wasn't there. I didn't know. Like, everyone that was there was, like, not wearing their pants underneath the table. Like, Brad Gretzky had, like, his pants off. No. Yes. That sounds weird. Like, it's a table, and they're just waist up and, like, talking about the fashions.

And I'm pretty sure I did an Insta video of him, like, wearing a tux on top or a suit on top and, like, a board shorts. Jack, do you have any more? My bad week. So, I was going to bed the other night, and I was going to smoke my weed pen. I was watching Curb, you know, my usual thing. God. honestly your sleep routine at night gives me anxiety thinking about it which is why you can't sleep no i see i'm still unsure about this it's not it's not working it's not working babe it's

been like four years it's the only thing that makes me feel comfortable i have a problem okay anyway that was not what i was talking about i was going to smoke my weed pen i keep smoking it i'm like i was like i feel like i'm getting high but i don't really know and i'm like i wonder if there's something wrong i was smoking my fucking stylus pen that i bought my my writing utensil was it not lighting up no it wasn't even we were you on ambient no i don't you can't this is your problem you're not paying attention to the details of the sleep relaxation mode oh because she has like eight screens in her face on tour it was amazing we were like okay i'm gonna wind down for the night and screen screen screen you were basically in the fucking batmobile

you're like riding in a tesla in your bed you guys it brings me calmness it doesn't calm me down the blue light i was like i had a sleep mask on the blue light the worst part is when i was sleeping in the bed next to her and her fucking earbuds died so then her ears her stupid wireless earbuds are in her ear but they're dead so the ipad starts playing out loud and i'm hearing larry david all night long and she is sound a motherfucking sleep see well it did work for some by like 4 a.m when your earbuds died well lisa is trying to godspeed jack sleep all right when we come back oh this is gonna be good it's a good one goodbye bye now back to the lady gang by the way this is like one of my best introductions when we're done

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Thank you. We are so excited to be here. Really? Yes. Well, hold on. Are you going to the People's Choice Awards? Are you nominated again? No.

What the fuck? Honest. Neither are we. Neither are we. We're offended. It's such BS. i can't believe you didn't get nominated for nothing really not and i lost to chloe last year so i'm like i should have been nominated again yeah you're at least like yeah the hell

up there so are you still gonna go because it's on e that's where your show is you'll go just for fun probably i don't i think so no why not we're so boycott it come on our side i don't do you want to go if you're not nominated it's fun to get dressed up you guys have to imagine yeah it's Find a dress app. I love it. And it's an excuse for mommy to go out. Yeah, but we get so stressed on red carpets. Why?

Everyone doesn't understand how hard it is. Well, you guys, do you guys ever pose together? Always. Or do you do it in a pose? And it's like a whole style. Nobody wants a solo. Right. Well, it's like for us, it's like all of a sudden one's holding and then the other one's

outfit looks weird. And then we're like, do we hold hands? One always looks bad in a pic. No. It looks good. Can't be at the same time. Yeah, we get stressed. it's also like that thing of when you see twins when they're kids and the parents dress them in

the same outfit i see why yeah because this clashy clashy of a family photo you got to just be in the same plaid little dress totally but you guys don't want to wear the same outfit all the time so this is like and you're like i just had a baby i'm going to be in a muumuu and you're like i want to be the sluttiest i've ever been and like those don't go together we're like should we do destiny child's theme you remember how they would always yeah so do you guys have do you ever match kind of sort of no you know what's funny is stylist will always bring us like same outfits but different colors or like the little like crop top and we always are like no you guys that's so weird it is so weird i'm not in a musical group exactly and so like we're always just like

nicole likes her glam what do you call what you like i don't know i just i always tell him boho chic and she's yeah you're more earth mommy and you're more showgirl showgirl totally it's like whatever the how the abs look that day the cleavage yeah sometimes i choose sometimes both look great they're both having their moment yeah all right i mean i don't have it i wouldn't know yeah no but you know what it is it's sometimes i think when it's the face if the face isn't like if it's filled with sodium and you try to show the girls and everything just both things look swollen yeah you know see i usually will show more of a midriff when the face is looking bad so i try to like offset totally you have to yeah see what sucks with

me is like when both are swollen and i'm always like what do i do like yesterday i was at the butterfly museum with my daughter and they're like hey take a picture when they sent me the picture i'm like oh my gosh can you guys not show that to anyone the face looked huge everything looked huge i'm like well we sip rosé and it's game over it's over yeah i mean well that's my life were you were you always like gorgeous because no well girls go through you could be a me which is like you were okay as a child you were horrific as a tween and teen yeah your early 20s were a goddamn biopic and now you've turned out okay but like you know becca has been beautiful since she was boom she came out and they were like god she's gorgeous and like even when she

had just those two teeth that come in when you're like in grade four still gorgeous oh yeah i bet you look like a gerber baby yeah totally you could tell the structure beautiful so were you guys beautiful babies and then you grew up to be hot or did you like your hotness come later so nicole and i always like to say we age like fine wine yeah yeah so we get better as we get older yeah i mean we definitely had our awkward stages um we are latin so we had mustaches my mom bleached them so then we had white hair on our tan skin yeah what age are you at when your mom is like it's time to she didn't even notice it i got made fun of in no sixth grade was it and i go mom we need to do something with the stash and she's like just bleach it and then we bleached it

but it was like having a white mustache with this tan skin yeah and then i showed school and they're like your stash turned white i like aged overnight and i'm like oh my gosh so i was like mom this you didn't take care of it the benjamin button took us to like a nail salon like she's like oh cool five dollar wax job and then she the lady went after eyes so then i had no mustache but then i don't know my eyebrows came out like you remember they were misshaped i'll never i look back at pictures i'm like mom did you ever say to them like whoa my daughter's eyebrows one's bigger than the other yeah she's like i didn't notice and i'm like you're like i thought that was the look of the times right scott so arizona okay we were just there on tour yeah oh really it's a

rowdy bunch rowdy my boyfriend also lives in phoenix so i'm okay so i'm like the phoenix area oh you still like cam yeah i still live there camelback mountain yeah i like phoenix i do too sometimes it gets a bad rap and i'm like it's actually pretty cool it is it's become very hip honestly it has cali vibes we just don't have a beach and we get scorching hot in the summer yeah we have scorpions rattlesnakes you know yeah all the things okay um since you're the mom of the group i have a couple questions for you has um little birdie ever walked in on you having sex actually no um i'm trying to think but you used to let josie be on my dog yeah my dogs no the dogs are like whatever they watch everyone else the dog is like one step away from

licking my vagina yeah all the time and i'm like please get off the bed it's not okay i cannot yeah Bertie has actually never walked in. Never? Mm-mm. I think she just got in a toddler bed, so she's getting a little confident just turning on the light. Won't leave the room yet. Oh, okay. Did your husband get jealous when you had the baby?

Because it's like now there's someone else to take care of, and you can't just be, like, wifey all the time. He definitely—I wouldn't say he got jealous, but I definitely noticed that you give so much attention to your baby, especially if you're breastfeeding. and I think it was he became extra needy because it was kind of like wait and then especially when you're breastfeeding like the last thing you want to do is kind of just I don't know but I can imagine they're on fire and you're like don't look at me

they get infected your nipples that's what I've seen of her so I just think it happened once she's the best form of birth control everything I see her go through and it never ends it's always something new and I'm like do I want to be a mom did you have a

You had a, like a brat, like the, where the milk backs up the, yes, mycitis. Oh shit, that's brutal. And then, you know what they tell you? Just have your daughter keep sucking because it's a clogged duck. Ew. I, you would get, you know, the sting pains you can get to your brain. Yeah. Oh my God.

It was the worst feeling in the world. And I just was like, breathe through it, breathe, breathe through it. It was really bad. Oh my God. And you're a tough bitch. Yeah. Right. And I wanted to cry.

I did cry. I think I did cry the whole time. but I you know it's funny because my daughter right now has a UTI and she's two and a half and to see her

go through that her future is looking dark I know I feel like you already have a vagina problem I got them all the time as a child and now I'm like

never get them you get them you had one like three weeks ago I literally have gotten like one in the past five years wow

I get a UTI every day I'm so proud of them too it sucks it's like I if I have to pee I don't even hold it anymore I tell people like no I'm sorry

I have to go to the bathroom nope, I'm going to walk out of here with the UTI. So do you get the special pills that you can take after every time you have sex to just prevent it, like not even have to get to that point? You know what? I used to do it for a while and I just forgot to get them from my doctor. I know. Totally.

It does work. It does. I always make sure to pee though. No, but sometimes that doesn't even help me. Yeah. I now have the app on my phone where I can just get an appointment with a doctor. It takes like 10 minutes. Really?

And you can like FaceTime with a doctor and they're like, what's wrong? And I was like, I have UTI. And they're like, how do you know? I'm like, this, this, this, this. you're like yeah i do okay we'll call it into walgreens and i'm like what and then i'm like next thursday i'm like it's me again another uti i had my planned thursday afternoon sex and the doctor on demand is next level okay uh has birdie ever gone up to you and been like mama yeah so she did it one time when she was super tiny and then when it oh the other day i was in

phoenix and i was sitting on the couch um i can't remember i was having my coffee you had left and birdie came in and she was like mama and i look i'm like birdie and she goes dodo dodo looks like mama and was the first time she's ever acknowledged it oh and i'm like yes dodo does look like mama oh and then she just was staring at me so weird and i'm like oh my gosh but she's called me mama before once but now it's weird she knows except that one time but it's like i don't know and where did dodo come from so all the nieces and nephews have always called me coco because of nicole they can't they couldn't say and i loved it i was like yes i got a good one yeah and then birdie came along and we were trying to tell her coco and she's like dodo

i'm like she's like dodo and it's dodo that's amazing he's like you better not change it when she's older i'm like i'm like i loved it i was like yes you're dodo for life her and her husband love it so much it's so great dodo dodo okay

it's now out there about your love oh yeah now Becca Tobin how many dancers have you had sex with Becca was on Broadway

oh wow like not as many as you'd think but the ones that I did have sex with wow yes yeah

both reviews are good yeah five stars five stars six if you could Jack have you ever had sex with a dancer so true

I don't know that they would have crossed your world no i have not supposedly they don't have dancers with emo bands in the back of fallout boy there isn't like a backup male dancer okay um have you ever had sex with a dancer have you dated any dancers gosh i don't think i have okay i have had sex with a dancer one time whoa it was also five stars and people are like you know the whole dance thing came on like boys don't do ballet with laura spencer and i was like let me tell you something about ballet boys a dancer can bone

and they are like slick little baby seals like their little butts are so tight and those from the thighs of like the thrusty thighs yeah so anyway my question happy for you is what we're trying to say my question is is our dancers better in bed oh 100 the best i've ever had Like, the vagina smiles every time. It's like, I love your choice. Yeah. I just, and I'll admit it was very, I wasn't, I don't know because I've always been with such manly men.

Oh, yeah. But I didn't know what to expect. Because they're a little smaller. Yeah. Wait, how tall is he? He's. Like 5'10", right? Yeah, like 5'10".

I'm like, should I do that? He says 5'11", but I think he's 5'10". Oh, no. And he has, like, what you would think ballerina legs would look like, but, you know, they're super jacked but artem has tiny graceful legs like yeah i look at him like you were meant to be a dancer yeah um and i like feel bigger but like he rocks me see this the thing is they're so they have like this feminine energy right and then when it gets to the bedroom that's when the man comes yes and you're like whoa and then he's rushing on top of it so it's like he owns me and

then how he works my body he dances on it it's like oh my god i mean i never not orgasm every Every time I could be so tired, I could be on gummies. I just vomited in my mouth. I'm into this. Orgasms are healthy. I know. From them. But when you hear your sister say orgasm, it's just kind of like.

It's like hearing your mom say orgasm. Yeah. It's like gross. Now, is the music a big thing? Because when I was having sex with the dancer, it was like we had to have the whole playlist and like all that jazz. You know, we did it a lot more in the beginning. Yeah.

But now I've noticed like business sex. Yeah. More business. Right. It's like. That's what happened. Well, the honeymoon stage is almost over. No, no, no.

we'll still put on she's so excited I think what it is is sometimes you have music because you're uncomfortable yeah right

you don't want silence it's a tiny little fart that comes out oh my god I don't want to hear any of that noise it has to noise yeah

just the slump or even in oral sex like in like once yeah just like every noise yeah

totally I don't like that yeah any kind of like a liquid mouth penis noise and I don't

want to hear my dog snoring because they're usually in the room it's a frenchie so so yeah we don't even need like music but we'll do it every now and then okay but it's still very passionate i'm very interested in this because i feel like i was like a part of like i i remember when you guys were partners and i was like listen you were both with other people at the time but i was like they have a connection like there's obviously it was a friendship at that time but like there was something really special with you guys have you ever done the well i could also tell that he was like yeah you know what the eyes yeah artem was like i was like what did you first think when um you got nikki as your partner and he was like the big eyes yeah the dog eyes were like

anyway they totally were it was amazing right he was just like oh that's cute but but did you ever have you since been like we should revisit some of our dances in a sexual way in like a crotchless body suit in the room that's actually a really good idea i'm taking it to the place i'm taking it do you remember your dances i well he tried to waltz with me the other day he's like how did you forget this i'm like i don't know it's been like two years yeah it's like you forget but he'll do some stuff with me like in the kitchen because he sees i'll smile so big yeah and it's so sexy but i should do that i mean for an anniversary i felt like i kind of was like that on the dances i had to do yeah it was sexual i'm like my hair yanked in an elevator like i have a crush on you

and now i'm going to make you hump my leg i mean it was amazing i remember every week i'm like what do i have to do it's like this face roll um you ride on my leg don't worry it's a samba and i'm like oh you're like why am i the only one doing these kind of dances i did feel like that every week i'm like why am i the hoe of the show and then you saw everyone else and they're like one two three Carlton's doing like the Carlton and you're like let me put my arms around your face why is my

vagina in your face again every week all of our boys to dance because they will get laid all right I agree it's like instant trigger of wetness yes you can I'm with my

people we all we talk and I can't dance it's like no if you can't dance or clap to a beat you can't yeah and there's been we've all had them okay you're like you never know when the next pump is coming three two one one two three two okay i hate me too okay back to wrestling do you think you're both retired now is there any chance we're done i mean i'm definitely open to going back again But, unfortunately, it won't be with my tag partner. I know.

It sucks. Like, we were supposed to go back in April for the tag team championships. And we were so finally excited that they got tag team belts and all that stuff. Yeah. And my neck, my disc above is herniated really bad to where I had surgery. And it just, like, turned into a domino effect. They found a cyst on my brain, which is benign, so it's good. But it's my surgeon finally was like,

no more he's like you will be paralyzed you get hit hard like i can't snowboard anymore i can't go horseback riding i can't tube there's like a lot of things i can't do and it just sucks yeah at least it could work out and i hate that tubing was brought out of your life i know i can't go to lake tahoe and tube anymore water tubing yeah she's like i used to be so I'd be fearless in that, too. Can't go tubing. I can't snowboard. I can't tube.

That is funny. So relatable. So wait, but wouldn't, would you be, you'd be so jealous. You can't go back. Oh, I'd be so jealous. I'll be f***ed up if you go back. You should do it. You go back as a solo artist.

I'd go solo. I'm with my husband. Do you want us to audition? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He wants to be my tag partner. That would be so bad. So bad.

I'm so weak. All my bones break when you touch me. I can't even run like .001 miles. I feel like I'd be the best one you would be the best out of the three of us I think that it would be fine oh yeah you guys can manage so you could be ringside

I'd be a great manager costume designer although I'm finishing my Invisalign so I feel like I need to ensure that my teeth are okay we'll give you a mouth guard we've knocked out two teeth I've lost two

front and then side I mean That's like screwed in my jaw now. It's crazy. How did you guys get into wrestling? Yeah. Did you audition? We did.

So Kyle, we were kind of like glow girls. Yeah. Like diva search was a thing called diva search. They were looking for women wrestlers and, um, I came across wrestling and I connected with it in the sense of Nicole and I grew up as athletes and, um, we were very aggressive on the soccer field, but we also loved entertainment and we would always lip sync to the spice girls growing up and we loved entertaining like my parents would have these parties for the boxing matches so when i saw wrestling i'm like well it's the mix of both worlds so then i saw diva

search i'm like nicole we have to go audition and they actually didn't 21 21 did you have moves at that point no nothing so you're just waiting in line it's like a cattle call experience at all like just like oh yeah we could go fight girls that's like what we kept thinking in our head like we actually just had to fight people and we showed up in like yeah we can take all these bitches down right that's what we thought we showed up in kicks and like this jeans and ponytails we had t-shirts her said nicole for show mine said breezy for sheezy faux show didn't i say faux show you said for show for show faux show there you go and um but the best part is they're like yeah we don't want you guys and we're like what how right i mean for freezy yeah

I'm crazy for cheesy, but the, everyone was dressed like, yeah, I had a bandana on like, huh? But, um, everyone was dressed like go-go dancers. Like we came in as athletes. Like you had to see, we let our hair air dry. Like we didn't even curl the hair. We had like no makeup on. We might've had just mascara and chapstick.

Cause we were thinking like athletes. So they were like, no. And we're like, Hey, let us just get in the ring. Like you guys don't have twins, whatever. So they flew us to McDonough, Georgia, and we had a four-day tryout. And we fell in love. We're like, no, you guys. It was amazing.

So they gave us pennies, and we drove to Tampa, Florida, and started wrestling school. And they were just like, listen, you're not on the roster. You're not signed yet until you can prove yourselves. So it took us 14 months to really prove ourselves. And we were signed with the company, just not TV. I said main roster. And then we debuted on SmackDown. That's so crazy.

Do you still have the t-shirts? you are gosh i had them i think i still think you do i i think you gotta bring those out i need to or at least a photo i need to see a pic yeah i know we need it i'll send you guys some yeah and at wrestling school were they like okay here's a false eyelash and a smoky eye like at what point where did you become this glam because we are such tomboys we were such tomboys so it was actually they weren't even like that at training like it was all about learning wrestling it was until you made it up to tv when it was all about the glam and and i even felt like nicole and i when we first started wwe on tv um we weren't as glam as the other girls like we were like whoa like we

need to figure out this makeup deal our outfits sexy thing like we didn't realize like you had to go out and have that sex appeal too like we just always thought like athletes so like i mean then i didn't even have my girls like so we never had cleavage we never showed butt cheeks like we You're so covered up. But what was cool about it is we were, like, the first to really gain, like, a little kid following. Yeah. Because of that. Yeah.

Right. And they loved the twins. Twins are, like, circus freaks to them. Yeah. Like, whoa, they look alike. And we dressed alike in the beginning. Right. I love that.

Yeah. So we got a huge kid following where none of the other women did. I mean, it was strictly male. Right. Because it was, like, too sexy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You're listening to The Lady Gang. Okay. It's time for a game. Ooh. This game is called Bella Yes or Hella No. Oh, I love that. For cheesy. For cheesy.

For cheesy. We are going to go around the table and vote on the latest couples of celebrity couples. If we like them, it's a Bella Yes. And if it's a no thank you, it's a Hella No. Okay. Okay. I love this. Are you ready?

Starting with Rebecca and then we'll, Becca, we'll go around the table. Okay. So they can hear our answers before we have to put them on the spot, you know? Okay. Number one, Bella Yes or Hella No. zoe de chanel and jonathan scott the property brother hella no do you need an explanation maybe i don't know if you have one i mean there is no explanation needed i don't think okay yeah they're weird um jonathan scott is very tall and very rich so good choice zoe the hair dye the box

hair dye is not okay jonathan just let it be what it is which is salt and pepper i yeah i'm i have to say hell no hell no yeah i was actually sure i thought it was a prank i thought it was a joke oh no same like i like i thought she might have filmed like her house for property yeah and they were like it's a couple and like it's yeah and then i was like oh wow and i'm just like i think about their personalities but maybe i don't know well i actually so i like jonathan yeah because i know him because doesn't mean i don't like him i just started together he's actually very funny No, he's great. Yeah, so nerdy.

So you're saying his funniness got her. The only thing is, is didn't she leave her husband and then they came out two days later? It was quick. Who was her husband? That's what I thought. What's his name? From Death Cab? Oh, from Death Cab?

I don't know. That musician. But it was awkward. I thought it was a joke, too. No, he's a finance guy. Her husband? Oh. Who was I thinking of?

Okay, next. Sharmilla. Huh? Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. I'm here for it. Hella yes. Bella yes. I just can't get over that weird fucking video of them making out.

I know. I loved it. I watched it, like, on repeat. Why? Because it was so creepy, but I was like, yeah. It makes me feel so uncomfortable. I felt uncomfortable, but I couldn't stop watching it. It's a Bella yes.

It's like a car wreck. I love Shawn Mendes, and I'm so glad he's getting it. I'm actually Bella, like, Bella yes, too. I think Camila's so hot. She's so hot. Yeah. And I like, I'm a Bella yes, because they're like our new Bieber and Selena. Yes.

He needed that place. A better Bieber and Selena. Dua Lipa and Anwar. I have to say, I don't know either of them. That's like Hadid's younger brother? Yeah, there's a hot younger brother. How old is he? I don't know.

And Dua Lipa is young. And she sings that, one, don't pick up the phone. I know who Dua Lipa is. But, like, I don't know her life. I thought Dua Lipa was, like, our age. I mean, I don't think she's 37. She looks like her age. 34.

She's 21. I know. I thought she was in her 30s, too. Yeah. Is she? I don't think so. Okay. All right.

Are we going to vote? She seems too aggressive for him. Like she could beat his ass. Oh, I like it. I'm going to say Bella Yes then. Okay. She'll beat his ass good for her. Okay.

I'm going to murder this last name. Bella Yes or Hela No. Nikki Bella and Artem Chivikis. You're not changing your name if you guys ever get married. No, I can't. Because I can't even pronounce his last name. How is it? It's Chivikis.

It's like I have to put my whole body into it. I don't think you said it right. No, I didn't. Okay. I like it. Bella, yes. He can change his name to Bella. And you guys can be honest in front of me.

Right. Artem Bella. Oh, Artem Bella. I am 100% here for it. I am 100% Bella, yes. I mean, I love it. I followed your journey with your ex. Yeah.

And I think that you found somebody that treats you right and hopefully wants the same things. Yeah. I'm into it. Thank you. Okay. I also thought it was really, I saw an episode where your family set you up on a blind date you didn't know you were having. Yeah.

And I'm just happy that journey's over for you. What, a blind date? did you go with a bachelor person yeah peter and he's the new bachelor no he's no he's not no no no the windmill guy the guy from the blind date no he's on the bachelor what yes the guy from the no what you're are you talking about the family dinner one or yes the awkward family oh andre um new york model well that's your first problem i was so mad i could tell that was so real Who was he? I'd kill my sister.

JJ met him at a bar. My brother and my mom. My mom said he was hot, by the way. So then what was the best is her husband goes, wait, you did a lap around the bar? So then that was a thing. Oh, God. And I was just like. You want to hear the best thing ever?

They didn't air this part. After the date, we're all staying outside and we're all kind of uncomfortable. And I'm like, oh, do you want to come grab a drink with us? We're going to grab a drink. He goes, no, I have a girl waiting for me. No. No. Wait, did he know?

what he was doing i don't know he was like sweating and shaking the whole time and i made it i was so you were bitchy and like i just was like this the whole time and it was such an uncomfortable vibe and it made everyone so uncomfortable and there would be these moments of awkward silence and i was just like i hate our production team i hate everyone like you guys set me up like i'm so glad that's over me too wait then what was the thing with peter dating well then peter and i went on a blind date so but this is not peter the pilot no this is peter was on the bachelor he was on rachel lindsey's season this is he was one of the final two the gap the gap he's hot he was cute yeah and i'll admit amazing guy like we so they asked me they go hey would

you go on a date with peter and they showed me his photos i'm like oh cool because i don't watch the bachelor bachelorette so i was like oh yeah you know from the looks of them like it seems like good work so i literally went when he walked in and like i think he brought flowers right like i was so nervous and that was like the first time like i met him like hey it was so awkward but he legit tried to kiss me at the end and i was like i don't even know if they showed like how loud i yelled no because it kind of i was like no and i'm like oh my god i mean oh shit how do you do this again but i was just like i mean even that was really rough i just got drunk and i was like we were all yelling she was gonna have sex with him but she didn't oh we all wanted to know yeah

no kiss no no second date were you just not into it no it felt like friend vibes and then in my head i was like and i wasn't over my ex like at all and still like thinking about the decision i made and so then being around these men it's weird when they come on to you and you're in that space you're not ready for it you get so grossed out yeah you get very turned off yeah you're like don't touch me

don't look at me like you just it's weird and that's when Artem we met or we met we went out he asked me to the farmer's market

it was the Sherman Oaks one which I never knew had a lot of paparazzi and Artem I was like yeah well and I still because it's weird

you get this relationship when you dance together and so we like you're forced to talk forever and you know we had great chemistry so we were like

going to the farmer's market it right here and it was so nice just to be around someone who just it didn't feel forced or anything like that and I look up and I see paparazzi I'm like oh my gosh and I see another one and I just walked away and left them walked all the way to where the Vons is at I got in my car and I drove up and he goes and he literally was like picking I think a tomato oh and he was like where'd she go and I just left because I got so nervous I didn't know like and he didn't know he had no he like went to be like I was gone

and then there's photographers taking pictures of him looking for you I think there's one where I was like by the meets like by the stoplight

and Artem was in the back like looking like there's one that I was crying laughing because I could see Artem laying in the back looking a certain way and I was out

because I was just I was in such a place because it was like I didn't want people to think I was in where I was with my ex

because of him so I wanted I didn't talk to Artem for so long because I was like, sorry, I'm not going to be that stereotypical Dancing with the Stars pro and celeb. I'll never, even when we first started dating, there were times I was like, I can't do this. Because I just was like, I don't want to be in that group. Like, I wouldn't hang around any of those people. I just, ew, it just felt weird. I didn't want to be a part of that.

Wait, so have you heard from your ex since being with Artem? I have. I haven't heard from him recently. but um we were talking actually up until a few months ago like two months right i think it's i think that's impossible i think that's a hell that's a bella hella no i know because i'm i i think it's too hard to be you can be friends in 10 years i agree you know what i mean well there's somebody that's yeah you got to be out of each other's lives for a long time and just heal because i don't believe you ever get over someone you just change your life and so then like you can

come back at the high school reunion and be like it's good to see you how are you and like you'll always know each other in a way that no one else will know you and stuff but like i don't know the staying friends like right away right i have to hate and that's why we yeah we took more he actually chose it more like no more communication because i'm just kind of like love everyone who cares like i could do it but at the end it was my decision so i get worse easier yeah and that's where we finally i've always thought you could do that and you're right it has to be 10 years down the road It has to be. There's just still too many fresh emotions, and especially being Artem.

Yeah. And it's hard to grow. I mean, you were our last interview together on the— Oh, my God, the red carpet at the movie. We broke up like a month after that. That was our last— You know what? I think you were our last interview.

I think that it wasn't—I could tell—not I could tell, but, like, you had been on and off, you know? Yeah. And I was like, ooh. We're in a bad place. The body language was, like, it seemed like you were being forced to be there together, not because you wanted like you were there and you were like oh i gotta be here gotta show up because i'm the wifey but like you know it was like not wifey but you know what i mean like yeah but i'm happy for you okay enough about you a hell yes oh for oh her and artem yes i am i'm

hell yes yeah girl yes bella yeah i love it or bella yes but are you always like yay i love everything she does or there's no you're like i actually didn't like artem in the beginning at yeah i was totally against the relationship but i was like tell us more i would even talk to him it was no wait why and i was like you can't meet my kid um i love you i mean the poor guy like i was team john i wanted her and john to work it out i i think as i went through everything with her and john and like i know both of them so well and i got to see the relationship like away from tv and just we're always all traveling together so i was like i don't know nicole like sometimes like i'm in marriage like brian i have ups and downs right you gotta roll through it you

know the deal breaker that he did not want children and you did yeah but then he came back and was kind of like i'll give you a kid and but that was still tough but that's why you don't have a kid with that guy you're not gonna get any help i'll give you a kid yeah and you know when they say like distance makes the heart grow fonder that's bullshit no it doesn't like i get where you can miss someone but then there comes a point after missing and i'm so happy for his career i was always very supportive what i lacked in our relationship was i didn't communicate that i just was the cheerleader like go do all this instead of being like hey i'm really lonely like i need you right so when i was getting closer to the wedding i just had these emotions of like this

is the rest of my life like i'm always going to be alone and then now that he wants to have a kid but it's because I want the kid then it's just the kid and I yeah and I just and I know you did I was like your husband yeah there was just certain things where I was like this is not what I envisioned the rest of my life and even though I think the hardest decision of it was I'm still so in love with this person but yeah at the same time I'm so miserable and I was like I can't live like this and that happens more than you think I just had a friend who was dating this guy and they'd been together years and she was like well i'm ready to get married and have a baby and he's like i'm still five or six years away from that because he was a little bit younger than her

and she was like i love this man but like he's not going to give me the life i want you have to choose yourself and that's very brave yeah i don't think it is it is but i ended up liking artem yeah like after i started to really meet him all that and i started to see them together i was like okay he's growing up like i guess it'll hang out or i like the dancer so at what pointed you i love that he's not meeting like yeah i wouldn't let him i was like i mean you had to hear how she would be about it yeah i was like artem's not coming right because i don't want him there like as if he was like you're going to kidnap i was i was such a bitch that's amazing he was terrified i mean he was so scared of me if she would be facetiming me with birdie she

would tell me like don't let artem get in the screen yeah and he could hear her my god so did he like wear you down or how did you start to actually like him i don't know how did i start liking him i don't know you're a bitch you're hard to break you just decide one day he didn't and now her little girl is probably taking a shower is obsessed with art and she calls him a oh she's obsessed obsessed with him he's so good to her well and i didn't want it to be this thing where like nicole was gonna be bringing all these different men to meet birdie i'm like okay she said that too by the way to me i was like like some floozy if i'm running some like house and like people are paying me for sex and like you're gonna be birdie before you could have sex with me

because i think like that's a sister relationship is different from any friendship where like it's the only person that can be about ruthless and bitchy where you're not gonna i mean you're always going to know it's coming from a good place. Like, there's no way that it isn't. So you have to take it. It's so true. And the bond is like, oof. Oh, yeah.

And I wanted to fill his motives. And I was like, well, why is he pushing hard to be with me? I needed to fill it all out. You're like, you're not that great. What the hell? Yeah. What's going on? And then I came in with my encyclopedia.

I'm like, dancer sex 101. A slipper dolphin of men. Wait, is he pissed he's not on Dance with the Stars? He'll be back next year. Oh, yeah. He was so hurt. they legit cut him three or four days

before the GMA announcement no did he have a partner but they were they locking down people till the night before GMA yeah cause I was really

trying to be on it but you have to be a star yeah you are a star you are you should have been on it so they have had them on hold

since what is it March since the tour ended and that's no compensation so and he can't do anything else no

and you guys know entertainment you book fall jobs in the beginning of summer right so you cut him for i think i was more mad he was just you were definitely more mad upset like he was sad he cried so hard you guys when they got off the phone like i didn't even know what to do because i did not think for a second like yeah artem's one of the best ballroom dancers amazing choreographer he had such an amazing meeting with them and what they wanted the season to be like that was art i'm like artem's always been about showcasing

this celebrity yeah pro at ballroom and so when they called him four days before and all they said was sorry you don't fit in this season that was it and I was just like you know at least give compensation because now he can't book any jobs for the fall and that just like really it disappointed me because he's been so good to that company yeah and I'm hoping that they could still have a relationship like I'm the feisty chihuahua so I have to like always settle down art I'm such a sweetheart yeah but then i was like i just don't want him to get taken advantage of right and i just am like where it just wasn't fair and i know nothing's like things aren't fair but to me that was like yeah i think the only they've made a lot of changes this season and the the one big mistake

is they brought in too many new people yeah they wanted to freshen up the show which they've changed like the ending is now you have a bottom two and they walk forward and then the judges get to save one of them so it's not the people's vote anymore it's like the judge is based on technique which i love but they brought in like a ton of new dancers and it's like i don't know who to look at because i don't recognize anyone i think the show for the dancer right totally there's celebrities too yeah i agree you know i mean that paparazzi is following them at the farmer's market yeah exactly they want to know who they're dating but by the way they're the best like sex so come on guys he'll be back next year they always flip people in and out it's true and he's doing the

right thing which is like he's keeping it kind of to himself but not like because other people have been like yeah he's just letting you wear it out yeah the lady gang can help them yeah the lady gang if you want to help you can actually tweet dancing with the stars and be like where the fuck is artem yeah that's what you gotta do be like where is he he's the only reason i watch i don't care if you watch or not just say that yes i heard he is great at sex yeah amazing at sex and it's great he's incredible get the sexual okay well you guys are not going to help us figure out our lives because we ran out of time we talked too much that means it's a good interview yeah so when you come back next time we'll have you help our girls but for now you just helped us

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