LadyGang - Cassie Randolph

Episode Date: January 14, 2020

Cassie Randolph is hanging out with the Gang as she talks about her time on The Bachelor, her relationship with Colton and her career now after the show. Plus, what does she have planned for the future? Special thanks to this episode's sponsors! Hello Fresh – Go to HelloFresh.com/ladygang10 and use code ladygang10 during HelloFresh’s New Year’s sale for 10 free meals including free shipping.  Native – For 20% off your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code ladygang20 during checkout! Prose – Go to Prose.com/ladygang for a free consultation and 20% off.   Purple Mattress – Get a free purple pillow with your purchase of a mattress by texting LADY to 84-888.  Ritual – Get 10% off during your first three months by going to ritual.com/ladygang .  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang.

I'm Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Hello. Don't pop the head, Cassie! Kelty just quoted Chorus Line. Oh, I was like, what the hell are you saying? Yeah, Cassie in a chorus line, like a dancer. This is going over my head. Well, they're all dancers.

Anyways. Well, now it's time for... Good week. Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Okay, I'm going to start with my bad week.

Okay. I was recently in an airport waiting to board a plane, and there was a guy who's probably late 20s, early 30s, sitting behind me. and he gets on his phone and he's facetiming with what is obviously his girlfriend he has earbuds in but you can hear his whole side of the conversation that's so much yeah and he's like hey babe and he's like oh how was shopping and she's and then i obviously couldn't hear her and he's like oh a forever 21 girl yeah and he's like did you make it to victoria's secret and then he goes oh well we can pick that stuff out together oh enjoy your girl's night hey ronda like oh my god and i just

thought to myself it just reminded me of being young and like having that one nasty boyfriend who wanted to lingerie shop with you you know what i mean like we all had that one guy that guy it was so in the way he was talking was just so gross it was a forever 21 girl and i'm thinking to myself this girl is probably 20 yeah because she's having a girl's night and she's shopping i don't know if the friend's name was ronda but he was like and i just what the audacity to say that in front of a group of people we can pick that out together that's sick girls if you're dating that guy right now dump in out get out enjoy the kahinas while last that is definitely kinky i thought you said the kahinas and i was like what's that or the kahinas okay um that was

my bad week my good week is i was home for the holidays and my niece was having like a dance party she's four she's so cute she's so cute she's so cute she's like four going on 35 yeah but she's so sassy but she's dancing we turn on the music and she starts dancing and i'm filming her and then my sister and i both were like at a loss like just couldn't say or do anything she's dancing like a stripper like she got on a chair and like straddled it and like was like giving eyes oh i was giving like a hair thing and the eyes it was like the lazy stripper eyes that was happening and i was like oh go go happening what is this so then my sister and i were like half amused half concerned you can't be like good girl get it girl no it was so it was

so stripper ass like i wish that i i might ask my sister permission to post this on the instagram video like on the feed because it was so alarming but then i realized days later when she's watching the descendants kids are all obsessed this the movie the descendants with like dove cameron like whatever that's where they're learning seductive dancing like dove cameron is is like basically a pussycat doll in this movie the descendants that's for kids so like i think that this is a this is what do you mean she dancing what's the movie about it's just like a musical movie it's like kenny ortega and like it's all the rage like there's been like three of them okay and it's like for kids i don't think for four-year-olds to be honest yeah okay but

in my mind I was like oh my god this is their version of Britney Spears like a little too seductive I'm a slave for you that's exactly what it is and I was like is Dove Cameron responsible for like now the slutty dancing

baby sluts everywhere it was amazing that is amazing I'm gonna go chicks in the office are friends they just started doing this new thing that I am obsessed with and it's called chicks in the office office celeb conspiracy corner was the one about avril lavigne the one

you're gonna bring up yep it's so good all they're doing is talking about these crazy conspiracies and celebs like how avril lavigne died in 2003 and was replaced by this new actress who has just been playing avril lavigne and it's this girl named melissa what was it melissa vandella and then there's this photo shoot that avril lavigne did and she wrote melissa on her hand so then there's i love i love a conspiracy theory i love it this is the only way i'm gonna ever pay attention to celebrities yeah ever there's weird conspiracy theories there really is i think if britney spears were to die her family would do something creepy like that i could see that i agree to keep the money coming i could see that okay my bad has avril performed

live since that would debunk this whole thing i don't know i need a deep dive i only saw it like on the preview i'm like i need to listen to this podcast okay okay so my bad week so what did they Are they saying she, like, shaved down her teeth? Because you know how Avril has pointy teeth. Pointy teeth? Oh, yeah. She's the... So the actress must have done it.

I'm sure. I guess so. Or it's a veneer. Yeah. You never know. Yeah. There's the little... But they did, like, compare...

Wait. There was a screenshot of their faces that they're, like... I know. Wait. But I want to tell you, like, I interviewed Avril this year. Yeah. And it was her. And it didn't seem like it was her or Melissa.

Now I don't know. Right? Honestly. Because you weren't paying attention. It's like, I thought it was... Wait. i thought it was avril but was it maybe wasn't do you know how did you know after my first time meeting her yeah you don't know speaking of teeth can i bring something up that's been driving me

crazy yeah truly crazy reese witherspoon something has happened with her teeth i recently watched shine on her like yeah her netflix thing where she interviews like all these powerful women this is in like 2019 that she shot this she has very different teeth than when she shot sweet home alabama or um four christmases let's investigate but here's the thing is that it's not that it went from like most celebrities like bad to good bad to good it went from she had really great teeth and now it's not that they're bad it's like a completely different set of teeth but they can't possibly be fake because they're not good enough to be fake. Right. Somebody

please. I fell down a Did you Google it? Like Reese Witherspoon teeth? Yeah. There's nothing. There's just pictures of her teeth. But nobody's explaining to me what happened. Okay. I see that's a conspiracy I'm into as well. Now I will care about Reese Witherspoon. Did she die as well?

Maybe. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Reese had a clone. She gets a lot of shit done. She does get a lot accomplished. She's nominated against herself for a Golden Globe. That's crazy. What is she? Oh, Pretty Little... Morning Show and Pretty Little Lies. Wow, good for her.

Okay, good for her. Okay, so my bad week is I did my Spotify music roundup. They show you what you've been listening to in the year. Yeah, the most annoying post on Instagram that everyone's doing. So anyways, I partaked in that and I posted mine. Partake's not a word. Partook? Partook?

I don't know the answer. Partook part. Switch it around. And I posted mine and my most listened to artist was Florida Georgia Lime. fine and i was like tight and then i get a response from the some one of my followers and she says yikes do better they're not country check out turnpike troubadours blah blah blah so then i open up our dms and i search through them and this girl has only replied to me anytime i posted about florida georgeline and that's it over the past like four years and every time

no they are terrible i love everything about you i just can't with florida georgeline they're the nickelback of the country word they are you need some real i know they suck but i love them i think they're nice i i love them one of them must have screwed her over i want you to write back and be like what did they do to you dude she hasn't like in the first one was from like 2017 like she has not replied to a single other story in my entire two years of life will you post something right now about florida georgia line okay can we test it yeah okay i will what's something authentic like be like best song of the year screenshot what you play like a spotify thing yeah okay i'm going to i swear to god it's every time i love let us know okay next i um had a good week

i got a new saying and i'm so excited about it like a dictionary saying it's not a dictionary it's a saying like a past this in the past the salt vein okay um it's just the tip of the yikesberg the tip of the yikesberg yeah that's great that is good when you're like what happened with the breakup he cheated but that's just the tip of a yikesberg that is good i gotta clap did you make this up no i read it in a magazine oh damn it's just the tip of the yikesberg like oh how's your day been oh i got run over by a car but that's just the tip of the yikesberg great i wish her book wasn't already being printed i know we could call it tip of the yikesberg okay um my bad week I was out for dinner in little Italy and I finally had a creepy, I'm recognized as a

celebrity moment. Oh, now I have loved being adored by my public for so many years and men in jail and men in jail. Yep. And so I'm out to dinner in little Italy and I'm eating with my friends and I very rarely go out. And so the table next to me is like sits down after us and will not stop staring at me like they're staring and then they're like and they're talking and i felt so awkward because it was the

night that i was like i'm giving myself free reign to eat four pastas and three bread bowls and like we went in we ate so much and i was like this is so weird and i was like is this what real famous people feel like it's so uncomfortable so then i was like no it can't be i'm just like making this up in my mind right this isn't real so i stand up and i'm putting on my coat and as i walk past their table to get out the front door the guy goes no oh my god he sang the entertainment like so you could hear it yeah we all heard it did he say it for you to hear like instead of turning and be like oh my god we know you from tv hey how are you that's so cool we're in the same restaurant i just walked by and he went oh my god

and i was like i should be so happy about this because you're being recognized and then i was weird the out yeah that's all wow that's guys i felt like you would have really loved that yeah i know and then i would have turned around and been like you know but no i didn't it was it was just the tip of the iceberg do people know that i'm nancy odell story i think so i don't think they do so we were at a photo shoot for lady gang tv and Kelty will often have to run in a quiet place and record stuff, like voiceover stuff that you hear on Entertainment Tonight.

Like, coming up tonight, Chris Brown hits another woman. No, the one you were recording about was something about the Jonas Brothers bachelor party. They're like a Nick Jonas and a Segway? And they send her the copy of what she's supposed to say. And some of it, because Nancy O'Dell was the main host of Entertainment Tonight, it was written like, hi, I'm Nancy O'Dell

and tonight on Entertainment Tonight. so kelty's quiet in this other room we're all being quiet getting no no she was under a blanket in the room we were in and she was like three two hi i'm nancy o'dell three two hi i'm kelty knight i was like oh she's a robot it was so coming to you live i'm nancy o'dell and you didn't even think about it then you're like three two i'm kelty knight it's because i just go on autopilot yeah you are an autopilot like whatever is there the way you read this in a segue joe jonas had his bachelor party in vegas and every every groomsman got a segue i'm nancy odell i'll never forget that when we come back i'm nancy odell

cassie randolph is here and it's just the tip of the yikesberg no way now back to the lady gang our guest today can make one very special man jump the fence for her something no one would ever do for us ever it is so true that is not true and then win the hearts of the entire bachelor nation it wasn't easy though overwhelmed by the thought of an early engagement she broke out like the strong powerful woman she is she quit the show leaving colton to risk his chance at finding love for the third time and he did it all for her and we can see why have you seen her face please welcome to the show someone that we also want to give all of our roses to cassie randolph the most dramatic intro ever it was so she does that's what she's gonna

that was awesome so beautiful in real life you're so sweet and on camera yeah you really are i don't watch the bachelor and i didn't watch uh colton's season and i turned it on into colton i towards the end stop eating after we met colton i feel like i'm gonna pass out please let me eat one yogurt please eat just move your microphone i will you just yelled at me for the same thing okay so after we met colton i got in invested towards like the very end well and i do have to say well we had colton on right when it was i don't really remember i think but becca's like dude yeah there's not another bachelor person i was so mad screw this guy and then by the time me laugh because like he's the best oh that's so funny i do love him but i did turn it on

it was the only moment that i watched was you crying somewhere tropical and it was like i feel like i cried everywhere in every location it was like you telling him you couldn't do it like it was like a very very dramatic and intense part and i remember thinking you know what i'm glad she's leaving because she has such a beautiful face i was like she's gonna do big things this girl's gonna be a star granted you got to do both you got the man and you're getting to do other things but like i do remember you looking very beautiful on camera oh well thank you you're welcome that's so sweet i just love how the season happened i'm like this is how real shit is like real relationships are messy and fucked up and you don't get engaged after six

weeks so like i appreciated you for it felt more realistic yeah i think that's what i picked you out on night one did you because you didn't i feel like a lot of people you did not wear a it was the dress it was the dress the girl you guys like the dress yeah i feel like it was super casual and i did a reformation dress or something what was it it was cotton candy oh that's even that's it was really casual very yeah it was beautiful but i was like because a lot of girls go and they look like they're going to the quinceanera yeah you know whatever it is and i was like no this girl's cool and i remember i did one of right after they let you guys out of the jail for et i did an interview out of the jail like out of the hotel out of the house when he

can like start talking about it i did one of the first interviews with colton about the season and i remember being like i think you picked cassie and he was like oh he's a bad liar he was the worst i'll keep you the secret you guys it was all me i was like um okay but i i want to ask you so many things so oh no how's like no well how's life post because i mean you were you and now you're you but everyone knows you yeah it's it's a weird concept can you how's the transition that's yeah that's like what are you up to these days now that you're out of the mansion you know i know you're in school i'm back to school which i also love oh thank you well it's like all these bachelor people they go on the show and then they're like well now i'm on instagram

and there are so many there are so many podcasts it's insane and it's not gonna like sustain your life like forever so it's very nice that like you're still have that normal aspect to you and you want to like further your education thank you i feel like it kind of keeps me grounded yeah because there's so much change and what's going on that yeah well and even if it could sustain it's like is that what fulfills you like clearly you were not a fame like seeking out the fame because if you had been you wouldn't have left the tv show so it's like you obviously are not somebody who's going to be fulfilled with fame so what you're doing in school it's like you're probably becoming a more full circle round well-rounded person it makes me feel good

yeah that's good but you're kind of because oh no no because you you can't ever be normal because you're beloved so it's like okay when you graduate are you like really gonna go like just what are you studying for again speech pathology oh yeah you're gonna go do a job interview to be like see that's what i'm still kind of trying to figure out i mean my mom and my aunt are both in school with me so they're getting their post back right now in speech pathology so i'm in grad school okay i'm gonna supervise them one day it's amazing but i still don't know exactly what i want to do with it because people are gonna be like oh my god we should totally hire her because then they want to be your friend like are they gonna be there looking for internships now right so

like how but like you're just gonna show up with a million instagram followers like i want to intern i feel like i have a double life yeah yeah you do yeah but it's kind of nice because then i can escape if i want to no that is nice but can you that's the question can you escape she can i think that she can dip back and forth because like i think that if you are the type of person that wants to put it all on display and have it all out there and be like caitlin bristow we love caitlin but she is like no holding back like this is she's leaned in she loves the 360 like life and sharing and all that and we love that but like clearly that's not what you're doing i feel like half me likes it and then half me's like oh this is scary i don't know how i feel about it yeah

so i think you can do it but then it's like how long can i do that for probably forever honestly probably longer than somebody that's diving in either way i agree you can do it i believe in you now but will colton be so sad if you guys are not putting your love on display forever and ever because he loves i feel like that is so much more like his forte no but we did say we did say when he was i think on the show the tv show we're like you did it right because you got to find a guy that loves you more than him that's not true well that's more i love him too that's more um open about it like that's more um but he wants it more he's very uh he's expressive that's what it is he's much more emotionally expressive than i am yeah i think in the public yeah i'm just a little

more reserved yeah but now do you have approval approval hey babe i want to post this picture of us on the beach like do you get to prove oh if he does it yeah you know i i don't and that's backfired on him sometimes because i'm like why did you post that photo of me that's hideous yeah i have gone on his phone at 3 a.m before and deleted instagram stories that i hate him good job if you have okay i have a fun thing that you can do to his phone if you have his password and you can get into it there's um like you can do a text replace thing where you can like replace a word with a different word and i did this to my ex-boyfriend so anytime you wrote the word yes it said i love my girlfriend so much that is so funny i heard about doing that but i don't know

how to it's in like the settings but it's a fun place yeah remember when i did oh yeah yeah yeah so he'll be like yeah yes and it'll be like i love my girlfriend so much but that would be on brand for colton yeah it was i know people would not think that was now are you are you touched by this outward display of love i am touched by it i think it's sweet i think it's so like you're like i'm not gonna give it back to you but like i'm gonna accept it fully she gives it back and give it back and private right a little back on insta it's like on instagram she never posts about him that's okay my husband never posts about me she's just jealous no i am jealous he's like how do i get my husband to post how do i see if you want to like a class i love your girl yeah colton can

right put him through one um now hi come here callie she's just so mean i love them um did you watch the season together um back yeah we did together well like what is it yeah is it awkward of course it is he's making out with other girls but he didn't make out with that many girls he really didn't he kind of kept it we had the best ending for me i feel like if it ended any other way i would have been a crazy psycho jealous person oh but it was kind of on your accord yeah well because he didn't have to go really i mean in the fantasy suite like nothing happened you know yeah it wasn't like he was deciding between me and someone else right he was already over it yeah now who did you tell that you won who did i tell yeah like once i was in

your circle that kept it i kept it so private i'm actually very proud of myself that is yeah it was really hard but i was like don't tell anyone at the nail salon i'd be like yo no yeah i was so scared coming off i thought everyone could figure it out was gonna figure it out and i was in trouble i don't know i told my family and i told a few close friends and no one let it and no one yeah well how did reality steve get his answers because they have a mole i have they have someone in production they have a mole yeah for sure i've always wondered that it has to be he knows so much though yeah he does i know all that happens in next season hasn't even started yet um now when colton was on our show we talked a lot about this ring

and then oh my gosh remember we faced you guys called me yeah yeah and we were like yeah we were concerned about your super bowl ring um and so now have you given him the pinterest of like what you want the ring to look like yes you have good job smart and so you're like okay so what do you look what is like what's the what's the ring you know it's funny that just like we were talking about his outward display of affection is more than mine i think he's more concerned with what the ring looks like than i am he's so sweet he's the sweetest yeah yeah he's so sweet he's so sweet that's the thing that i didn't i did not expect was the genuine yeah yeah because i was like he's gonna be smarmy he's gonna be like the typical like i just want to be famous and he came

in here and i was like no he's so genuine like just so cool and normal normal and sweet guy and that's why it was like so easy to get on board with you guys like it was so easy no he really is he is i feel like that's what people are missing when they don't meet him in person i think that's what was missing from this season it's like they just didn't show enough of his personality to like be just like a normal cool likable guy yeah it was like they're focusing on like the virginity thing and like all the other bullshit oh my gosh that was such a nightmare well it must have been so hard for you to watch see those terrible billboards so they were so horrible i was like This isn't funny at all.

I know. They would have done that to a woman. Way overplayed. They would never do that to a woman. I know. They would never do it to a woman. They'd be, like, off forever. No one would –

They'd be canceled in a second. Everyone would boycott it. Oh, yeah. We felt like it was kind of shitty. Double standard. Yeah, it was shitty. Yeah, I think everyone was mad at it. Wait, I have a question about the ring.

So, he had – he got the Neil Lane ring. Does he get to trade it in? Does he still have it? Or what – You know, I don't really know what's going on with that because I know we don't have it. He doesn't have it, have it. right i don't know who has it but we're trying to figure out where it is i know expensive and yeah yeah yeah it's some whole contract weird thing yeah they'll probably swap it for what

you want which is exactly that's what i think they're gonna do that's good so you need to figure out find out where that right yeah we gotta figure it out yeah i'm leaving it up to gold i'm just lazy she's like i guess it's his job to figure it out yeah where is the ring um Do you think I would get engaged before school ends or do you like, you want to get, you don't really want to get married, right? I mean, in general, I mean, I do, I do want to get married. Cause like, let me tell you, you know, because, but now you've been dating a long time. Yeah.

It's been like, if he asked you now, you could say, ask like a year's long enough. Yeah. If you were ready, I'm not pressuring you. I'm just saying like, now you've had an appropriate amount of courting. Right. Right. For an engagement. You're still so young.

How old are you? 24. Yeah. You're too young. Little baby. 24 and a half. 26. This is the first birthday I cried over.

No. Thinking about being 25, I cried. Oh, my God. For the first time ever. It's never happened to me before. Get ready. Get ready. It just gets worse.

No, I understand, though. When I was 24, I was lying and saying I was 21. Really? I get you. I feel like many people have told me. Is Colton older? Yeah. How old's Colton?

He's 27. That's good. I'm like, oh, my gosh. Get it right. Yeah. It's okay. It's my husband's birthday. It's fine.

I literally have to look at my calendar. Totally fine. Yeah, it's okay. No, you guys have so much time. You really shouldn't rush into anything. Take that as some old lady advice. I have a question about you recently posted something that was like very eloquent and very relatable about how being in the public, you're under so much scrutiny. And like every day people are speculating about the status of your relationship.

Has it improved since posting that? um I don't know if it's necessarily improved I posted it because I was just rumors were getting to me and I hadn't addressed them in a long time and I was like okay I tried to ignore things and then I couldn't ignore it anymore yeah but I mean actually I think maybe it has gotten a little bit better it might be because you know there's another season and more people to focus on so right it's just generally but when i read that i was sort of like anybody that's your fan like because people probably didn't know any better either like people who really did like you were still doing the speculation thing because you're a public person they don't realize there's

a real person behind it but after reading that i was like i feel like that's the best way to get people who respect you to kind of stop yeah so it was good it was yeah they did for a while i feel like i need to post one of those things like every month you know so they remember what is it so like it's always going to be trolls like no matter what people are going to be talking shit i mean listen now you're a public person people are talking about you all the time what what are the specific things that like really irk you like is it because if he doesn't post a picture of you every five every day people are like oh they broke up i know what is it even if i don't post a photo and they're like oh my gosh colton legs are so much more blah blah or you know or body language

you were leaning away and the past two photos you posted and i'm like oh my god it's my side you know i like my right side better yeah oh my god people read into everything they really do yeah kind of gotten used to it but it makes me kind of sad for you oh because and then everyone else that i've ever read about in a magazine like the body language experts like the body language expert tells us that it's doomed to fail and i'm like that was kind of mean like maybe that sucks Well, now I just read magazines and I don't believe anything. Yeah. It's kind of ruined my, the fun.

Have you had any friends where you're like, I'm now going to not be able to tell you anything because you tell them like something and they plant it and see if it gets out and then it gets out and you're like, oh, you're a liar. You're the most. I haven't, I haven't tested that yet. You should. But I don't know. You should.

I'm kind of very private now with all my stuff. I'm paranoid. Yeah. You have to be. I mean, there's not much that I'm like trying to hide from anyone, so I don't really care at the same time, you know? now that you've been through this do you think you would have a public wedding i don't know i mean if they pay you yeah yeah maybe you can pay off your student loans right that is true yeah

you know it just depends how much they're willing to pay me for it make sure it's enough yeah make sure it's a lot make sure it's enough just remember they're making a hundred million dollars what the franchise yeah off of you when you got married on tv that's worth 25 million definitely talk to us before yeah i'm gonna talk to you guys i'll come back before for sure okay um Um, oh, my next question is about, no, I had a little short circuit, but I'm okay. Um, I want to ask you about your speech pathology. Have you seen the dog that the woman taught how to? Oh, I did.

It's amazing. Okay. There's this dog. It's called hungry for number four words. And it's a woman who's a speech pathologist and she has had a puppy. it's like a lab or something and has taught it how to use these 28 buttons and each button has a word so the words are like bed outside beach and it makes sentences mad like jake like all the different all the different words and then she's used essentially the same lessons that she

uses as a speech pathologist to teach this dog to communicate so like the dog will literally go up to the thing and go beach outside now holy outside now and then like when it sees i know because i watch i watch these videos on repeat i'm obsessed with it and then they'll be like um the other day she did one and it was like help blanket help blanket and then i didn't see that one oh she's like oh you want a blanket and she pulls the blanket it was like up on the couch she pulled it onto the floor and the dog was like wrapped like you know when dogs kind of like huff in a they nested and then nested down just laid down on the floor that's so cute so it's real no it's real but i want to know like how she is going on i know how did she do that i was like

why didn't i think that's genius how does that work you're teaching well because dogs know command like orly knows outside what that means so it's like dogs learn to ring a bell when they need to go outside if it's just a button versus a bell yeah they're just doing it over and over run over that must have been a lot of work but do you think the dog so do you think the dog knows the word yeah no does it make sense she probably took the blanket and taught it like if you want the blanket touches this and then gave it a treat yeah it's not like they're like actually communicating with work it's like when they try to teach coco the gorilla how to do sign language it doesn't work no but that but this dog creates its own sentences dogs cannot create the fact that

it makes sentences that's what's kind of blows my mind that's what's crazy no it is jack it is making just like these other animals have positions and everything so here's the thing it doesn't just go outside and know that like fourth red button from the right is her outside button the dog is like because just last week just last week sorry i don't mean to make this about the dog but just last week just last week some of the one of the buttons didn't work okay one of the buttons didn't work and the dog had to figure out an alternate way to express what it what it needed and couldn't use the button that would take it was the button for that wonder if this might be like an editing thing because the beach no the dog probably pressed all the other

buttons and edited in the one okay but i just want to say this the beach button was broken the beach button was broken this is such a lie no it's not how close do you follow this so obviously it's like can i just tell you one thing okay what happened to the cassie i'll just tell you okay you literally can't teach animals how to communicate the beach button was broken the dog went wet outside wet outside so it knew it wanted to go where it was wet outside it wants to go in the ocean yeah what is it what is wet yeah or maybe it's water water water outside water outside because beach was broken all right how do you know under the beach it lives on the beach oh it takes it for the walks to the beach i don't want my dog to be able to tell me this

many things so it didn't want water no it didn't it gave water i was like no no it may see that's what i'm saying it's like it probably does all these things and then water outside it's like going to a psychic and then you're just you're not a speech pathologist cassie i did learn that in my linguistics class in college okay let's not break up the lady gang over this okay what do you do you think it's possible to teach an animal to speak english uh like with understanding not with the buttons yeah i mean to a degree this dog does so it seems like it's possible yeah okay all right you know i'm she you just made her you i have you side with the speech pathologist here, you guys. I didn't want to force it. I'm going to send you all the videos. I'm going to

start doing research. I'll write my capstone paper. Yeah, there we go. So one of the last things I wanted to ask you is now that you're out there and clearly people are misunderstanding your intentions at some times, whether or not they're just bored or they're actually like really doing that. So what is the thing that you wish like everyone knew about you or the way you live your life that like you wish you could like yell at them and be like but this is who i am you don't have to yell you have to be that intense yeah you could be nice about it you could be nice about it um like just that you're shy are you shy i don't know i don't am i shy do i seem shy no no but you don't you don't come across as like a thirsty look at me look at me

an extrovert like yes you come across as like a little bit more introverted and thoughtful yeah yeah I'd say I'm like not seeking the spotlight but then is that something I'd yell at people because they misunderstand that what do people misunderstand the most about you I guess I guess maybe more in the beginning I don't know about now I mean now I've had some time to kind of be yourself be myself apart from everything so I'm not like mad at anything right now but I think in the beginning it was more people thought I was seeking the spotlight and in it for the fame And then just doing things to get attention or do it right, you know, which was so far from the truth because it's pretty obvious.

Why did you want to go on The Bachelor? Like, what was... But, like, what was your push that, like, put you on it? I went on it. She was on it. Yeah, I got kicked off the first night. Like, 15 years ago. Wait, so I did not know this.

You wouldn't know. I'm very old. No way. You wouldn't know. Brad Womack. Yeah. Brad Womack, I'm so watching that episode. Dude, her kickoff...

You just need to see the first episode because she's not in it after that. No, and also her interview when she gets kicked off is so fucking funny. Were you sad? Yeah, of course. You know why? Because you go through so much to get on it. Yes. And it's like the packing, the anticipation.

It is true. I would have sobbed. They lock you up in a room for like three days to make you crazy before the first night. Yes, or longer. That's true. Wait, question. Did they, when you got there, were there just like a shit ton of suitcases with products and things to wear?

Yes. I got that. Like free stuff? there wasn't like a ton you know it was like the next day we went to the house after the first night and on there was like a gift bag yeah of stuff but then it came in like chunks it wasn't like all at once maybe it was when you were on it they just gave us a massive massive samsonite suitcase that had like that is so cool you guys got more stuff than us lady gang merch oh you That's such a good idea.

There's a lot of Revolve stuff. Revolve is infiltrating everyone's lives. Don't ever Revolve around the world. That's all I kind of remember. She has Revolved around the world. I have not. Do you want to? Make them pay you a ton of money.

They won't. They have so much money. Look at us just trying to agent you. I have to come to you guys for advice any time. Okay. so when when you don't post a picture of colton every day what do you what would like you're busy living your life and going to school like this past week or week and a half like we haven't really been together and we don't have any new photos so i haven't posted a photo of him in a

little bit and it's literally been giving me anxiety for the past week i'm like people are gonna like they catch on to me not posting and i'm i need to find a photo but i don't like any of the ones i have oh my gosh it's weird that that crosses my mind anyway do you guys live together or no no he just moved up yeah right okay here's the other thing too though it's like people should know that like the people in our lives that post the most about their significant others on instagram are usually the most unhappy so you should be thrilled when a couple is out living their lives happy is a rare breed like he just like loves to also like you look like you yeah he's proud honestly i'm about to start posting pictures of my love for you we just

literally just met we'll have a photo shoot tonight perfect no but it's like you're it's like so annoying because the majority of people that put their love on display like that so much it's the least happy yeah couple well you're overcompensating for something yeah so it's like the fact that you guys feel like you have to do that or people are going to think you're unhappy just sucks yeah yeah it's like a damned if you do damned if you don't and colton might be doing it because he like can't honestly believe that like he got he landed you which is a good thing you know what i mean there could be a bit of that insecurity of like i really need this woman to know how much i love her because like she's so great yeah and that's a good thing you want a

guy to love you that much because that's who makes a great husband because life gets really messy and hard and shitty and like it's just good to have someone that's like even when you're not your perfect self like it's obsessed with you yeah i feel very lucky yeah yeah you gotta have an obsessed guy we're always together you are is that weird do you guys have a little four friend you're a sister a forefront you have a foursome you have a four that's the right word no a double day your sister and her boyfriend yeah yeah we always think you guys are all together all the time are you exhausted of the events like circuit the circuit of things you have to go to like are you at the point where you're like please don't invite me to another party um i feel like

it goes in phases but they're all fun i don't i don't i feel like i don't go to a ton of things I feel like on your Instagram, I'm always like, oh my God, they're in Vegas and they're like, oh, the traveling. Colton likes to travel. I like to travel too, but I'm also a homebody. Yeah. You know, I like, I like my cats. Yeah.

You foster cats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sweet. I know we might keep these ones. We're fostering two right now. I know.

Foster fails. Two. Oh. They're the cuddliest things. I think they're part dog. I do. Who did, what did that girl just say today? A dog.

A dog. A dog. I have two dogs at home. Yeah. you're keeping them they lick me well here's the thing i will say for your lifestyle i think a cat's a good idea yeah it's not as high maintenance oh yeah you guys do travel a lot and it's going to be i mean i'm sure you could get a million people to dog sit for you but a cadet is right a cadet cadet is good for you dat what cog a dog yeah a dog cat a cog a cog a cog or a dat

i was like sorry like are you okay beach outside beach outside that's what you're doing right now i was like oh no you know what i just bought what toilet trainers for my cat i'm gonna teach him to go to the bathroom in the toilet wait like oh you can do that right i ordered it last night do that but do you have a do you have uh more than one toilet in your place so like one that you just won't use it's just the cats and maybe one because don't you have I don't think you can use the same toilet as your cat. Yeah, but then you don't have to scoop a litter box. Yeah, it's way easier, but you just have to make sure no one's using it.

Maybe I'll have, like, cleaning wipes right next to it at all times. Yeah. Is that gross? Well, it depends what the situation turns out to be, but we'll just post it. Yeah, we'll see. Let us know on Instagram. You know what? I was just really excited to be able to say my cat's toilet trained.

You're like, I didn't think about the fact that now I don't have an extra toilet for my cat. Yeah. you're like you're like colton babe i'm so busy sweet training the cats to pee in the toilet i wasn't able to post an instagram guys i'm so lame so i like get the most excited about my cats that's good that's cute that's what people don't know i'm just really actually lame person lame is cool we all are we all are yeah if you only saw what we've talked about today especially kelty i'm the lamest but actually the coolest no no one could hear that yikes yeah i'm the coolest i have a lot of varied interests okay when we come back cassie's gonna fix your

life you're listening to the lady gang all right we're back okay so for this part of the podcast we have our listeners write in questions we give them kind of good advice sometimes our best shot at advice so you can help us change lives or ruin them or ruin them depending on what um okay first question comes from emily a that is ballsy putting your name she says i have two perfect older sisters who everyone obsesses over but they're part of the reason i doubt my self worth and question where i am in life i live my life doing what i want and not caring what others say but they make me feel like i'm less than in front of other people sometimes even making me look psycho i'm obsessed with them too and i know they love me which is leaving me even more

confused how can i ignore them and stop allowing them to make me hate my social life while still hanging out with them oh my god have you ever experienced this i'm so sorry i wrote this in about me you don't have a sister it's about me and you yeah have you ever had that like insecurity with your sister or like vice versa yeah i think that's just a maybe it's just a sister thing i mean my sister and i don't i don't feel like we have any competition between us because we're just so close and we've have always been supportive we've always been really close so I feel like I just got really lucky with that. I mean, but they're, like, she, before all this Bachelor stuff and everything, you know, she was doing the acting thing.

Yeah. And everyone was super interested in it. And, I mean, I can understand how it would be hard if someone in your family has a ton more attention than you. But I think, I don't know, just being, like, confident in your decisions and what you want to do and kind of owning it. Mm-hmm. you know and just because they're part of your family doesn't mean that they're you guys have to be similar either right no it's good to like keep your I mean I wouldn't know I don't have a brother or a sister you do I have a sister I have an older sister um I mean we were lucky because

we were just so different always from the start but I would say what you have is something that's so special like I always say that having a sister is like the greatest thing like I got very lucky and i don't and i think that you should understand that that if you get along with them like cherish that part of it there's a lot of people out there who do not get along with their siblings and certainly are not close with their sisters there's like very competitive weird stuff with sisters sometimes so like cherish the good stuff and know that that's really rare and so focus on that and it's and find the things that like you you're better at or you like thrive in that they don't and yeah i think that's the best thing and if you feel that insecure you can also

talk to them about it like i was gonna say that they're your sister probably be sad to hear they're yeah because they probably look at her and are like same thing yeah same thing well it's like my sister and i like we each have there's qualities she has that i wish i had and vice versa well the grass is always going to be greener and like another thing is you live your entire life kind of comparing yourself to other people and feeling insecure in like a million different ways so like you said it's like if you are able to have that bond with somebody like i would have loved to have a sister and i will never have that but it's kelty great okay next question okay next question's from anonymous i think you should move on jack

kelty is not a sister she's like an overbearing mom she's like a nanny she's like you guys are all sisters when you all talk to each other by the end of tonight one of these ladies will be cut from the lady gang and replaced by you i'm just gonna join you have a look well colton tried to join when he came in he was like i'm coming back forever oh yeah oh my god and then i drank his wine it's delicious that legacy oh That's really good. Oh, and the bottle's so big, I was wasted. It's so big.

It's so nice that you got that. My sister spilled that all over her, like, new leather bag and laptop the other day. It's bad. It's fine, though. It's not good, though. Smells good now. Delicious. Second question comes from Anonymous.

Anonymous says, I'm separated from my husband and started seeing a younger guy for fun. I'm 42 and he's 22. The sex is unbelievable. Of course. How long is... Yeah, no shit. how long is it appropriate to keep this up should i be looking for men my age i just don't want to hurt his feelings when the fun is over although i did tell him i'm not looking for a relationship

i say get it in as long as you want to i don't yeah i think as long as you want to i think if you're worried about what people think who hairs one of our really good friends is dating a woman much older than him and i mean much older by decades and this is truly the happiest most genuinely happy i've ever seen him and like i don't ask anymore if it's gonna last or whatever what happens down the line because i'm like they're just living in the moment and enjoying it so it could work out you don't know yeah it could work out it could work out crazier things have happened damn my only thing is that uh no i think that this is a special thing for you and i think that a lot of people will judge you so i think that if it is a thing that you're not seeing as

a long-term thing and it's just this thing for you you've been through this divorce and separation like i would just be very precious in who you trust with the information that you're doing this because her question wasn't are people judging me she's like how long should i keep this up for okay i know and you guys answered that yeah i feel like if she's feeling guilty about it right but there's a reason that she wrote in so she's having she needs to discuss She asked three idiots for advice about this. So she clearly needs someone to talk to about it. And so when you are bringing this up with your friend circle, I would just be very precious on who you bring it up to.

Because if it isn't a forever thing, I mean, this is probably bad advice. But I just, you know, just be careful with your delicate, squishy heart during this new part of your separated life. Go get your f**ks, but be careful about it. That was so aggressive. What did she say recently? Some things you say so aggressively. Cassie, have you dated anyone younger than you? Have I?

Or like way older? Not really. You stay in your, like, age bracket? I kind of stay in my age bracket. There was a period of time where I liked guys that were, like, two years younger than me. I never officially dated any. Well, it doesn't sound like she's officially dating. Right.

But I feel like two years is not 20. I feel like you might be a dog person, though, since Kelly's, like, wonderful. She is loving you. I feel like I'm a newly animal person. Newly animal. I said that so wrong. New animal lover. New animal lover.

You haven't been like this your whole life? I've always liked animals a lot, but I've always kept them at arm's distance. Well, we're sorry that this dog's... I love... Callie's now sleeping on you. She's like your mind now. I love animals. They're so cute.

They're calming. Yeah. They really are. She's so sweet. Okay. Last question from Full of Problems. She says... Oh, no.

Here we go. It's me. Me too, girl. I've been going to school online studying unmanned systems development, basically drones, self-driving cars and robotics and working full-time at the same time no at the time i chose this degree because i thought it was the most creative and well-paid job out there but i'm realizing that it is more computer heavy work than creative now i'm re-evaluating my career choice and thinking i want to be an art therapist i love talking and listening to people and could

really see myself working with autistic kids and struggling teens through art there's another twist i'm in love with an amazing man who i plan to marry he's in the military and moves a lot so if i start art school i would have to be away from him for four to five years should i finish my should i just finish my degree and go on to get a job at tesla or spacex which is dope yeah making tons of money and living with a man i want to start a family with or do i risk my relationship for a dream that could go bad that is a that is heavy question i know the answer spacex yeah 100 yeah that is pretty cool i'll tell you why number one it's dope and you're already like really close. And the thing is, is that you, you, in this world, you can, how am I trying to say

this? You can always degree down. You know what I mean? So it's like, go get this big, fancy computer degree. And like your option to go work on the Teslas is always there. I guarantee you, you can go and find work even with that computer degree in a space working with kids that need help or you know at a non-profit or like whatever that is in a different way using your artistic creativity but you should go for the biggie i also think that that is something that she could volunteer in too like there has to be like tons of opportunity and needed help for something that she is obviously more of like a passion thing rather than just a work thing but i think that's But that's a risky move to take to, I don't know, that's a hard decision.

Yeah, at first I was going to say, do the art therapy. And then I heard the rest of her issue and I think I agree with you guys. Yeah, for sure. Although I will say, I have a friend who's an attorney and like did the whole thing, the law school, the blah, blah, blah, got the fancy job and blah, blah, blah. And it's been about 10 years and every year she's more and more miserable because she went for like this safety thing the thing that was shiny and impressive and I know that every ounce of her wishes she had explored something else even if it didn't mean job security

and lots of money so there's an in-between it's like go do the fancy job and if every year you start to become more and more like down on it and just like not passionate about it or whatever and you can't stop thinking about this other thing don't be afraid to walk away but don't do that every year if it gets to be like you have to walk away it's only going to get harder to walk away from that thing yeah yeah yeah send us a tesla oh my god i want that new truck so now it looks like a beetle i love it i think doesn't it kind of look like a beetle it's not i think it's i think it's a hoax i think it's not people like you losers like 157 000 people i know i wish so much no what it is is elon musk is literally taking like the twitters and instagrams of all these

people that are like it's so beautiful and then it's going to be an april's fool like he's gonna release he's gonna release it he's gonna release it on the tesla website and be like here's a bunch of assholes that'll fall for anything i do see but i i love it i would drive that car in a second but he just drove it yeah it's real you guys see it i mean it's a real car were you there were you in the but i don't even so could be an illusion if chris antel is around it's possibly cgi heard of it ever heard of it photoshop heard of it i hate you i'm telling you i want it i'll be driving it next year at least it's not a g-wagon which is cassie don't drive a g-wagon do you drive a g-wagon no i don't guys i drive a really old honda crv

got a girl there you go no you know what that car will last forever my dad made me get a CRV you haven't gotten a free car yet why haven't you gotten a free car if you do and you don't want it I'll take it you are that cool if you can find me a free car I will gladly take it

somebody that's listening to our podcast now will come out and give you a free car I'm looking for a free car I have a question what's the best free thing you've gotten so far trips you guys do a lot of trips and then you just have to be photographed there right yeah take photos easy i feel yeah very

very lucky where's your favorite place you've gone so far um i think when we went to bermuda really yeah yeah check out her photo of bermuda it was beautiful so good moped it around just got lost you that's fun i know i recommend it to anyone well we're so glad you were here yes i can't believe you haven't got a free car yet are you actually surprised she's gonna get a car in like two weeks yeah it's coming i've been thinking about getting a new car oh it's time perfect time you'll get a free one i believe in you i believe in you so i know my sister and colton are like i cannot be seen with you in that honda jerks his name is duke it's so cute honestly i was 15 oh i love it holy shit where'd you grow up almost 10 years uh walnut creek

northern california oh my gosh see this is why people like my dad calls it my lawnmower that's cute i love it but when your dad starts making fun of it that's when you're like okay you know but it's a good reliable car i also drive shitty cars i mean i have a lease nice like electric car but it's like everyone's like at work i have like a little electric fiat it's so great oh but it's like 150 bucks a month i had to drive it the other day and i thought i was gonna die don't get a miniature car yeah but anyway in la but people are like you can fit down the narrow streets Kelty, just get yourself a nice car. And I was like, this is a nice car.

I don't care about cars. I am so not a car person. I don't know anything about cars. I've tried to educate myself, and it just doesn't stick in my brain. What does Colton drive? He has a Tesla. He does? Yeah.

He put his name down on that truck. The truck? He did? He did. He was one. He fell for it. Colton? Is it Underwood?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Colton Underwood's a big loser. Sucker. another april fool sucker us weekly reports that colton is a loser with jack fannick and signed up for a tesla truck that elon cyber punked you oh cyber punked is such a good it's like getting pumped yeah just now it's pretty good you heard it here first heard it here we we coined cyberpunk cog cog dad and cyberpunk we need a trademark cyberpunk

cyberpunk is so good like oh you guys should write a lady being cyberpunk oh we have one in our book it's in our book you have one yes it's coming out we'll send you a copy and dignitize we'll help you get a car ester bay if we give you a book to post of our book will you please post it and then we'll get you a car okay yeah only if i get a free car but easy but bad news cats it's already gone to print so we won't be able to add that or an acknowledgement to you yes you're not in the thank you this time yeah i'll write it in the back well every single one yeah that's every copy like easy are you gonna write a book yeah you should i've thought about it but i just i don't know yeah give it a couple years yeah i'd give it a couple years it might happen i feel like

i don't have a lot that's negative no like you never know what's gonna happen you have a lot to give it's just legally you probably can't give a lot yeah yeah can you not talk about march march my contract's up wait so basically your gag order is off in march you can talk about anything i i you know i know there's a lot of little yeah yeah rules yeah is there anything talk to my turning about that yeah you should but like can you think you don't have to say it obviously because you can't but are there things that you can't wait to talk about in march i think just not being scared yeah yeah because i feel like you're gonna say something that you can't feeling like yeah yeah i mean i've talked to things about like people i'm close to but not

in public yeah so i've kind of gotten off my chest yeah but i think just not being scared of saying something wrong that's what i'm excited for yeah um okay last thing so when colton was here he told us he couldn't remember anyone's names from the show we made him test and he didn't remember and like you know how they go in so bad he was like the girls yeah the girls so you know how you like go in for the rose ceremony and then he goes down and like does four names or something oh like when he was there he couldn't remember like the first night yeah he didn't remember mine guys he didn't he did it did he not tell you that oh no he couldn't tell you that because he was on her oh wait how do you know he didn't know yours yeah because he's terrible with

names such a brat i asked him if he remembered my name no guys i freaked out it's like word vomit i was like i'm gonna make him feel really awkward oh my god that's amazing did they air that or no no they didn't air that so wait when did my name and he's like on the show on the show yes like in front of cameras when we were sitting having our little 10-minute chat everything and he's like uh i have this butterfly you left so oh my god you remember butterfly gal yeah and he said ever since i asked him he his producer would stand behind the girls and like have their names written out so that he wouldn't forget just because you asked him good for you no i did that i feel bad no he's like there's only one name you need to know bitch i called him out good it's cog

cyberpunk don't cyber cyber okay can i have my paper back oh sorry are you pimping anything out right now is there anything you want to buy or no i have a clothing collab i just said the muse society do you know society yes yeah i just did one with them is it so cute the muse society is kind of more like not skater but it's more like beachy right it's like beachy yeah i've been wearing them for years and then it just so happened i was able to once that available um it actually came out mid-november so i have two launches that's out and then there's new stuff out today too and then i know good timing yeah and then in february there's another launch amazing congrats and then my sister and i are starting something soon as well what is it skincare people

i can't i can't say i'm gonna keep it secret for now no it's not a podcast if you need it's in the um fashion space cool yes awesome it's thongs it's she's really yes everyone it's lingerie it's crotchless panties thank you for coming um okay you guys if you want to follow cassie you probably already do because like everyone does but you can just follow her at cassie randolph and we thank you so much for coming go check out her collaboration at immune society and also enjoy your new favorite word dat and we will see you next tuesday thanks for listening and make sure to rate and review this podcast wherever you get your podcast we have new episodes of lady gang every tuesday and thursday follow us on social media at the lady gang uh follow us

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