LadyGang - Casual Questions

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

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Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to The Lady Gang. I'm Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Good day.

Good day, ladies. Good day. I wanted to let everyone know that the rumor about if you get your vaccine and it's going to make your facial fillers blow up is true. Oh, no. Welcome to my potato face. I'm so excited. In California, they open the vaccines up to anyone that has autoimmune. So I got to go and I got my first Moderna, which is great. But my whole face and anywhere I've had filler is extra.

It's like swollen like I got hit by a baseball bat. And I mean, I want the filler to fill me up, but now it's extra filled. Does it just feel like you have more filler? Is it hard? What's the vibe? It feels like there's a level like water sitting on top of the filler. How long does it last? I don't know. It's been five days. That's crazy. Hopefully not forever because I can't stand to look at myself. I'm going to look out the

window at this tree the whole time we're podcasting. That's not even my bad week. That's just a fact. Shit. Well, let's jump right in. Let's go. It's time for... good week. Yes, it is bad week. Oh no. My good week is I have found a new hobby. I love kind of, you know, stalking people and getting tea from afar because my life is so boring and I found a new way to really stalk people. And that's through Venmo. Oh my God. Really see who is hanging out

with who, who's going on dates, who are friends, who are not like, I don't think that people realize that their Venmo exchanges are public because it really shows everything on there. So if anybody is bored and really wants to see what, and it also has literally everybody that's in your contacts or your friends on Facebook on there, you can see what everybody's doing in your entire life. It's pretty, it's like, I don't want to know who's getting a haircut, you know? That's why I always do mine in code. I never put what it's. And also why would you put what it's really for, but you can make yours private. You can go on and make sure no one ever sees what you're doing there, which is why I'm confused that not everyone on the planet has done that

because I don't think that people realize that it's public. I definitely didn't. I actually was laughing so hard because my sister called me one day and she goes, did you know that Peggy, my like childhood friend, she goes, did you know that Peggy Venmo's her husband weekly? Like for random things. And I asked Peggy, I go, why are you, why are you Venmoing Pete, your husband? Do you guys not share money? And she's like, hell no, I'm a doctor. I worked hard for this money. Oh my God. I always find it so interesting what couples do with their money. same yeah do you have exact share money becca yeah but we have like you give your like joint account and then your separate accounts yeah yeah so it's it's but we pretty much act as if

if if he buys dinner it's not out of his own account it's not like i'm gonna vend you know 60 bucks from mine right i love it right okay well my my bad week is amazing so my bad week is a bad week by proxy from jared and this happened last night so i was sleeping last night and i woke up in the middle of the night and i had a text message from jared and i'm like well why is he texting me he's literally sleeping right next to me but i look at the text message and on the text it says it's a reddit link and it says spread your legs so i click on the reddit link and it directs me to the porn subreddit on reddit and it's a gif of people and i'm like this is so bizarre jared just texted me you from the other

room. Um, what the fuck is this? And he's like sleeping. So I'm like, I don't know what the hell is happening. So he wakes up this morning and I'm like, Jared, did you know that you sent me a porn link on Reddit in the middle of the night last night? And he was like, Oh, you got it too. I was like, Oh no. He also sent it to the drummer of his band. What happened? So there's this thing called the 50 50 challenge on Reddit. And basically somebody sends you a link or you go to a certain subreddit and you click on it and there's a 50 50 chance of it either being like a super wholesome content or like something really dope, a great fun fact. And then there's a 50 percent chance that it can spread your legs, spread your leg, like send random text messages

to people or it can like blast music from your speaker in the middle of the night like it it's either like a good or bad kind of thing so awful it sounds awful but it's sent to everyone in his contact list so he wouldn't look at his text messages to check because he was too scared oh my god no but so far it was just me and his drummer that have acknowledged it and he was like well this is super fucked up because it was just recently his birthday and he had so many people random people texting him he's like hopefully it's not just from random contacts like random uh recent messages but can you imagine that person that only reaches out to you once a year on your birthday to say happy birthday and the text you had before was like happy birthday of

last year and you never responded because you just didn't have time and then you just get spread your legs i mean it's it was it was absolutely incredible just say jared i love you but but why why risk that well he said that he was on he said he was on reddit right before he went to bed and he didn't really he was like kind of scrolling through things and like he was half asleep and then he clicked on the link and he didn't think about it so that's the story from his perspective. Okay, Jerry. I actually am so grateful in this moment that there's not a single particle of my being that enjoys Reddit. I'm just not a Reddit person. And I'm so excited about that because I like so much other garbage out there. I can't add that. So I don't like the platform of

Reddit. I find it hurts my brain. You have to get used to it. I hated it too. But then once you get sucked into a great reddit then then you're like okay i understand how it works i think jack you have what's that german term schnot schadenfreude it's where you enjoy seeing other people's destruct like their destruction like you get pleasure out of seeing other people go down in flames as long as it's not real as long as it's not a real flame like the 50 50 flames that jared went down last night that that brings me joy but isn't the whole reddit like platform to to do that like oh no no there's like there's subreddits for literally everything like i'm stoked because i go on the coronavirus subreddit every morning to be informed and i found myself not going on it

recently because i'm like okay well we're around in the end of covid like this is so great i don't have to go here anymore but there's there's subreddit for dogs schadenfreude thank you you're wondering uh yeah ready for you happy that was a really great thing to wake up to this morning so i was very stoked wow all right who's next i'll go um okay so my bad week is that I decided lately I've been doing edibles before bed because I find that they really relax me and it feels like a nice muscle relaxer type thing. Yeah. So I've bought these edibles here in Vancouver. Vancouver has great weed, blah, blah, blah. And I'm so confused because I have a package of these gummies and I dose myself the same every time. And it usually

hits me within like an hour to 90 minutes. I took one last night, a larger one, because I really wanted it to hit me fast and I wanted to fall hard. 7.30 PM. I take the edible and nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. And then I wake up at like 1am. So high. So stoned. So like, no, I, it was the trippiest thing that's ever happened to me. I, and I stayed up till 10 or 11 watching TV. And I'm like, God, when are people's faces going to start melting? I'm just so confused. Why am I still so alert? Nothing until 1 a.m. And it just, it was, I was so high that I couldn't just close my eyes and go to sleep. It was like that debilitating. Yeah. Your brain is scary high. That's what happens to me every time I take an edible. Like I've tried so many, it takes hours

and then, and I'll take a, like I asked med men when I went there, I'm like, give me whatever the equivalent of ambience. I want to be knocked out. I don't want to be high at all. I just want to fall asleep. Yeah. And I, it would take me like five hours for it to hit me. And then I would be so high that I was completely like frazzled and couldn't even close my eyes at all. I'm like, well, this did, it's like, I took an Adderall and then smoked a bunch of weed in the morning. It was just my nightmare. This is a pretty terrible experience. I'm not going to lie. I might be turned off of the edibles for a little bit. That's what happens.

Just a little bitty bit bit. Just a little bit. Okay. So my good week is super annoying, but it was a personal goal of mine. So I'm so sorry for everyone who hates me. I have abs. Oh, shit. How many?

How many? How many? I have a solid four pack. Go us. Sometimes six. if i'm first thing in the morning and haven't eaten anything you know okay we don't believe you let me show you i i just sent a picture stand up oh my god this is very embarrassing and we're i can't believe you're actually showing us oh well wow damn look at those

can you believe it guys it's not even very good yeah that's awesome so mine had nothing to do with vanity because quite frankly, I'm going to be honest right now. I don't really love the look of myself with abs. I like a more feminine vibe for myself aesthetically. But the reason for this challenge was because growing up, I was always a gymnast and a dancer. And throughout my early twenties, I always had like a toned body and like abs because I physically pushed myself every day with dancing and bullshit. And I was like, you know what? I want to see if it's because I'm 35 that I can't get there. Or is it because I just have a different lifestyle? So I put my nose to the grindstone and I worked out like crazy and I got abs. So they probably aren't here to stay

long but i challenged myself to do it and i got him so thank you got him take a bunch of pictures now take a bunch of pictures i want a crop top and a short short i won't be doing that any of that i won't be posting a photo of my abs because i think that's very annoying but yeah that's where i'm at thank you congrats thank you so much congratulations to you well my good week i'll segue um also has to do with working out i wanted to update everyone on the affair i'm having with my rowing coach, Nick. So lately I found out many things about Nick. He did a row the other day with me and he was wearing mismatched funny socks, which is a whole nother level. What a goof. Oh my God. He's so silly, Nick.

He's so silly. I also found out that one of his favorite things is going to weddings. He loves to at weddings and he was talking about his brother's wedding and I thought oh my god Nick sound like such a good time um also here's the disappointing part so oh my god I just went is he married I can't remember I have no idea I don't know he's not wearing a wedding ring no but here's look his fun sock anyway no he doesn't have a wedding ring on um but here's him like with a hot girl so i don't know anyway here's the disappointing thing for me is that i searched him uh you know via the hydro uh instagram and then i found oh they're linking all this the instructors this is great but it's a specialty like private rowing only content instagram there's

no pictures of his actual life there's not with the hot girl there's no there's no it's this kind of stuff. It's like, it's a fan page. He has 3,100 followers. So I'm pretty sure he's quite popular on the rowing. Um, but it's just very interesting. And I also, I think I told you this, but he told the story about when he was training so hard to be in the Rio Olympics and didn't make it. And it comes up a lot. It does. I think there's still some work we need to do. Um, but Nick, if you are also watching me. Can he even see you? No, it's not even a live class.

It's an on-demand class. That's amazing. But, you know, Nick, if you ever need someone to come as like a participant on the boat, I am available. I'll wear my Fabletics. I'll call it a day. Oh, my God. Holy shit.

Wow. Stalker. you're gonna have abs soon because you're working out with nick so much i know you know you need to do a live class so he can be like you got it kelty you know that he could like save your name and then you can record it and then masturbate to it later i don't think they have live classes i bet they're coming but right now they're like hello on the saint charles river and i just saw on nick's uh instagram that they just landed like somewhere fancy like in miami or something so they're going to do a bunch of new rows. So I don't even like rowing. I got to be honest with you. Like

it's fine. It's 20 minutes. It's super hard, but like I'm rowing more so I can continue my relationship with Nick. So if you've been married a long time and you need some spice in your life and you're not really that end of porn, like I strongly suggest a fitness instructor affair. okay here's my bad week um okay i found out a uh pretty pretty pretty horrible fact i have been getting laser hair removal on my bum hole vagina toes legs underarms for since 2003 okay it's been close to 20 years at this point and still there are new hairs growing like my question is it's world freaking neutrophil you can't have it all babe i know you can't have it i know so obviously that has something to do with it i think there's new sprouts i'm wondering a if people don't take

hair vitamins is there a point where you have you can stop going to laser hair removal and it's like finished finished finished or do you always have to trim the new pube you probably have i think it depends i think maybe if you do your sessions quick like a quick succession of your sessions and then do an upkeep maybe once a year yeah but i feel like the the hairs are they want to grow they want to exist they'll find a way so i um recently was at the derm and i learned from one of the assistants that if you switch up the laser hair removal machine within your laser hair removal treatment it doesn't work you have to be on the same machine for the entire life of your hair removal so i've gotten hair removal in new york i've got it in las vegas i've got it four

different places groupons all the time i knew by the way chris knight chris knight sent me a text this morning that said i just got a notice for a butt implant on groupon and i was like save that money baby we need carpet you know oh my god i hate you um i knew that the whole laser hair removal was a racket. I knew it from the beginning and I was like, you know what? And I had heard it's not actually permanent. And I thought, well, then why the am I going to go through this much pain and the schedule of dollars, scheduling nightmare, thousands of dollars. That's why I just got a good old fashioned wax. I find that my hair gets less. If I am regularly waxing, I actually get less growth as well.

Well, it's like when I waxed all of my eyebrows off in high school and then they never grew back because you permanently damage those hair follicles so they die forever. Pop over to the European Wax Center. Save the headache of laser hair removal. Thank you. Thank you.

And also the good news is, well, see, that's the thing. I've gotten laser removal and I still go to wax like once every two months, I'll go get a wax just to clean it up and like the butthole I don't trust like I need you to do me and then like if I'm going on vacation or it's summer like I you know I need you wax my toenail let me big toe it's just it's a lot of things it's hard it's hard being a mammal it's hard being a mammal I also want to tell you something so uh this has nothing to do with anything but I also uh speaking of waxing I tinted my own eyebrows the other day and it worked great so

I do that all the time. I can't do that. Yeah. That sounds so nice. It's so easy. So easy. It's so easy. Okay.

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now back to the lady gang all right we're back what was that mouth shape that you just said butthole it looked like a butthole now okay uh what is a job you would be terrible at professional chef easy everything anything having to do with numbers any accounting finance bookkeeping well i could do bookkeeping because it's a sensible like add and subtract i think but yeah i i have an inability to know numbers architecture i'd really suck at because i have no like spatial awareness geometries just not too small for spaces is your too small for spaces i think that's probably where i'd really suck so bad a mathematician you know oh my god if that's you remember when we used to do math like have you looked back at math

math is crazy calculus which is anti-math it's like all the math that you've ever learned throw it in the garbage because now nothing makes sense and i'm like have i used that once in my life no no did you teach me how to pay taxes no am i yes right math is so strange though like i when you had that calculator that had like different t9 t9 oh my god it was like a hundred dollars and you were like guys like what if i can't afford the t9 they're like then you can't you can't be in the math class i used to use the t9 to cheat to get through math class because my friend, Peggy, who's a genius. She, we, she and I would share a calculator during tests and she would leave the answers on the screen as she passed it to me. How the hell did they let you

share a calculator? Cause they did not care at public schools in Georgia. What the fuck you do at all? I was just talking to my parents about this. I do not think I learned anything like not one thing. And I also spent how many hours in school and I didn't retain anything. I also was not actively listening in 90% of my classes. So it was really just a glorified babysitting that I did until I was 18, like by a public school. It's terrifying. And then you were at boobless. Boobless? You know, on the calendar, on the calculator. Oh yeah, boobless. What would you suck at? What job would you suck at, Kelty? everything. I mean, definitely. I could name a few. I could name a few. I think that if it was

any type of home repair or something that you really need to be precise, like building a building or landing a plane, I'm best in wide strokes. You're hasty. Yeah. Anything detail oriented, you wouldn't be the best at. Not details. It's like, how much salt do you put in this recipe, just some, you know? Yeah. That's how, that's why I would be such a bad cook as I cannot really follow a direction when it comes to the kitchen. I would also be a really bad boss. I can't take care of people underneath me at all. I get too confused and scatterbrained and I can't control what people are doing with their lives. I'm like, go, go live your life. Have fun. Yeah. You know what? I'm going to agree with that. I'm going to agree with that.

yeah okay um all right what tv channel does not exist but should well i had a tv channel that i didn't think existed but i just realized that it did can that count i mean it's against the rules technically but it's fine okay so i was a massive fan of MTV dating shows in the early 2000s, like Next, Room Raiders, Parental Control, Date My Mom, all of those. And I'm like, man, number one, bring them back MTV. It's the time they'll be great. And also all you play is ridiculousness 23 hours a day. But also I just want to watch them because they're amazing. And apparently on Pluto TV, there is a channel that is dedicated to mtv dating shows from the early 2000s thank god all they play so that like

they're like i think there's uh three people on earth that would like a full 90s dating show mtv stream 24 7 and then they're like is it worth doing they're like one of those people's jack vanek and they're like you know what let's do it it's worth it thank you thank you well i feel like mine would be every single time i'm on netflix i just get really angry that seinfeld is not on netflix and then i have to wait for it to be on like tbs or some bullshit where it's syndicated i thought that they just put it on hulu is it on hulu well i don't uh maybe it is i'm not a hulu user sorry yikes i just really would like for it to be on netflix because that's really what i would like to have as background, uh, you know, just a constant playing or I love, love, love, love

a single camera half hour comedy. Like I just love a fun, like friends, not friends, friends. Cause that's a multi-cam I'm talking about like new girl or, um, uh, life in pieces and like all of these kind of fluffier shows i just love having on in the background because it's like people talking but it's not real life stuff and there's i don't know just kind of like it and they all look good and like they put tons of makeup on people on network tv even when they work wake up first thing in the morning yeah like not real but it's you know like having company yeah so you're not lonely um that's my nightmare like just having someone talking in the background as you know, let's just relax. But with silence, nothing is more anxiety than just sitting in

silence with another person. No, no, I love it. Two hours. I'm on over. Terrible. Okay. Not even on your phone. Just staring at the wall. Yeah. Calming your brain, man. Okay. What is something that is considered a luxury, but you don't Kelsey, you didn't answer the question. Well, because mine's stupid it's i want a channel where like you wake up in the morning and it's like truman show it's timed exactly for what you need in the day so like at 8 a.m it's like a styling show it's telling me what to wear at nine it's like helping me get motivated it's like a little tony robbins that follows me around and then it's like okay it's time to organize the pantry and like here's home edit you know it's actually fun okay cool okay next question what is something

considered a luxury, but you don't think you could live without it. Facials. Yeah, sure. Yeah. All the facial things, lasers, microneedling. I just talks Botox. Yeah, that's mine. That I would agree with that. I would also add in a manicure. That's the one thing that I've realized I am really bad of doing myself i love a good mani we love a mani and also i think organic produce like it's a luxury to go into like a whole foods and be like i'm gonna get this corn and like i can see the picture of the guy that grew it like that's so amazing but for me i don't know i love it actually wait do i love it i don't know i think i don't like my answer so funny actually do i love it what am i actually thinking up in my brain no i don't like it i don't like it

that much okay um how about oh like a fancy coffee like when you're out somewhere and you like order a cappuccino but it has tons of foam and then they put a little bit of like chocolate on the top there's a place here nine dollars yeah for sure coffee i'm addicted to this place here called Matchstick Coffee in Vancouver and they have this matcha that is so good and I get it every day. I've been into matcha lattes recently. They're so good. And then there's this other place here that does a matcha latte with rose syrup. So if you can imagine how delicious that is. So good. I'm going to go get one after this. Sounds delectable. Delectable and delightful. Okay. If you had unlimited funds to build the house you wish you could live in for

the rest of your life, what would the finished house look like? Jack? Describe it like you're describing a lifestyle of the rich and famous. Mine's a tree house. Ooh, I like a tree house. That's cute. Where would it be? Well, it's hard to say where, because if you have a, how much money are you talking? Do you have so much money that you can just move? Unlimited. Okay. Unlimited and you can relocate your family wherever you're going. I'm going to be just a question. I don't know the answer. I need to be where your kids are going to school. I don't know. I need to know. So, well, here's the thing. Unlimited money where I could pay for my whole family and everyone I love to just put them on a salary to come move wherever I'm going to be,

to be there. I'm going to say somewhere in Italy, somewhere coastal, and it's going to be also, maybe this isn't this isn't even possible with a lot of nature up on a hillside overlooking a cliff of the water like big sir maybe too could be great big sir but like water ocean but also a lot of trees and i want tons of windows i want the house to be circular where everywhere you look you just see nature there's literally nothing but nature and um it's gonna have things like infrared saunas inside of it and a yoga studio a chef's kitchen with someone that i'm paying to cook for me yeah i also would agree my dream dream house jack i think i'll be more fun if you do it like a zillow listing walk into the magical wonder you mean like yours celebrity celebrity

owned Hollywood Hills home mansion mansion you can't keep the Emmys don't stay great ideas were had here um I don't have the energy to really think about how I would describe it in a Zillow way because I somehow have a two-day hangover right now but because you left the house the first time in your life I did I watched on Instagram I was like this is not gonna end well for her. No, no. The hangover is lingering. Um, my dream has always, my dream house would be a glass house because I love sunshine. I love views. I love all of that. So my house would be a little bit similar to Becca's house, but I love Big Sur, but it is too cold for my liking. So mine would be more of a, either in, in Hawaii or probably Hawaii because it stays beautiful all

year round and right on the beach a little private beach for myself all of the house would have like organic lines and organic shapes and little inlets and all that kind of stuff and it would be like a modern organic vibe for the aesthetic mm-hmm walk in to your beachfront thatched roof bungalow an outdoor shower local local shell and rock walls yes middle a 360 fireplace yes with a walk-in pantry slash wine cellar that goes downstairs into a movie studio green painted bujo craft room and then come i thought you were describing my place but now it just turned into your place no i've been describing my place the whole time all the time okay and then you go outside to your infinity

pool slash hot tub slash massage jets tub hammock covered in another thatched roof with an outdoor vegas style cabana that has a little bit of chocolate in the refrigerator that you can munch on mid-afternoon you know in vegas when you go to the cabana and they bring you out like it's not even the food is not even good but it just seems so good because you're like a french fry at the pool yeah i don't think i've ever done a vegas cabana oh my god when i lived in vegas i was like a cabana heels at the pool queen that's all i want to do right now even though those pool parties are disgusting but vegas did just open up a rooftop it's like the biggest rooftop pool

with a giant screen so everybody can sit in their little pool pods and i'm assuming it's for sports but ew think about how much people are gonna pee in there oh yeah no the pool parties are disgusting but you're too drunk to even care so that's did you know that they when i was living in vegas that someone that worked at the hotel told me that they have to change the filter on the vegas pools every two hours because so many condoms end up blocking the filter i want to die Yep. Yep. Can't wait to go though. I can't wait to wear a platform sandal. Okay. When we come back, more fun. All right. So let's face it. Taking trips to the post office is probably not how you feel like you want to spend your time. It's certainly not how I do.

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Yeah. Can I pick your brain for a little bit? I can buy you coffee. Mine's usually personal relationships type advice, whether it's spousal arguments, wanting advice for that. I get a lot of questions from my friends about, or not questions, just coming for advice or yeah, I think that's the majority or like friend stuff. Not that there's a kind of friend drama when you're this old, but, but that sort of a thing. Yeah. Jack same. I mean, I think probably most people get come to for relationship advice in general. Um, but yeah, I'll get, I'll get the occasional friendship rift that I have to try to fix, but usually boyfriend drama, dating drama, situationship drama, situationship healthy as yours career.

No one comes to me for friendship or I don't know why I'm a great friend and I'm a wonderful wife and a great and a great listener. Really good. Excellent listener. No one listens more than me. I have a listening page in my Bujo. I think she's glazing over. You're wrong. She is focused. She is committed. She is committed to your issue. I'm not looking for you. I'm looking into your soul. the dead stare she's not falling asleep with her eyes open she's just really really getting in there that's your focus face focused honey focused um people come to me a lot not like strangers on the internet i'm talking about people in my real life they come to me a lot for money saving advice oh number one all of my dancer friends most of my like regular friends

are like hey what apps do you use where do you put your investments blah blah blah and i think it's because i started talking about it and then people are like wow she knows what she's doing the truth is i have no idea what i'm doing i just am cheap so um yeah and people will be like what do i do how do i start my business how do i fund this how do i do this paperwork on legal zoom like that kind of stuff money advice it's a real bummer to be that person i'm just like like it's not fun at all when you're like hey i need to llc a company do you know how i'm like this is what i like i'm known for like when i die at my funeral people are like she was great she always helped me with my taxes yeah but that's a valuable that's a valuable advice to be able to share with people

you know it's true and also kelty you don't you would never be able to handle people coming to you for anything else for relationship advice like that's where you thrive i have no i have no time in my life for your stupid relationship like get it together get it together love each other or don't like it's so black and white to me okay you know okay also i um okay my armpits are so itchy but that's a whole other story um okay what do you take for granted everything everyone and everything yes i take my health for granted because i like no matter what i can get up and like sweat and do something and move around and do all that great stuff and um all that great stuff all that great stuff but like i know like younger 20s when they when i was dancing and

they're like you need to cool down and i was like i don't need to cool down i feel great the next day yeah and then like now when i can't sleep at night because their arthritis in my ankles and feet is so bad it's like i should have cooled down you know what i mean so i take like i really have taken that like the musculoskeletal system of my body for granted um i think that i take the flexibility of my career for granted sometimes because it's all that i've ever known so so true uh I've never had like a nine-to-five job before so I think this has always just been my normal my entire professional life so yeah I think I take that for granted sometimes I also carpe the diem when I can but I think you know it's bound to be taken for granted Becca I mean I I really

think that there's nothing I don't take for granted. I think the worst thing that I take for granted is probably Zach because I will say that when I am talking to friends about spousal issue drama, blah, blah, blah. Like I feel badly because I can't commiserate with a lot of things that women complain about. Totally, totally. And it's, it's very nice as far as I, Zach does everything for me. Sometimes I make stuff up just so I don't feel like I'm too like high on my high horse of love. Well, my, I always just get in fights with Jared in my dreams because our regular life is just so uneventful. Don't get me wrong. I've had moments where I've literally wanted to murder Zach, but couldn't, if I could just figure out how to dispose of the body, it probably would

have happened. I mean, there have been times I want to actually kill him, but he 99% of the time is like pretty stellar. And so that I take for granted and I will probably continue to do so because I'm human. I'm sorry. I had a moment kind of like that. We were hanging out with um, a friend of mine and she was asking for my relationship advice because she was going through some shit with her partner. Um, but it reminded me so much of my last relationship and the issues that I had in my last relationship that were constant and just absolutely terrible. And I did have a moment where I was talking to Jared about it and I was like, wow, I don't have to deal with any of that anymore. Like it's not even a thought in my brain that I could be treated

a certain way. And yeah, it's another one of those things. Of course, you're going to take it for granted when it's, when it's constant. And yeah, I don't know. It was an interesting moment for sure. Okay. Last question of the day. You can choose to answer one of these three. What gets you fired up? What irrational fear do you have? And what is something you're self-conscious about? Ooh, what gets me fired up is just the possibility of being in a shitty dive bar and getting a drink spilled on me in the coming months. It gets me fired up. We have, we lost you, Jack. Like, was this the year to get shit done? And now like, I'm never going to be able to track you down. No, no, I'll still, I'll still, I'll just work

through the, I that's what I got to be able to do is I got to learn how to work through a hangover now and have it not last for three days. But, but also Jack is the reason she's able to have a lifestyle where she's always doing this is because she never really goes full tilt. We've talked about this. It's a very steady party mentality. Yeah. You never fall down. Like you're just out and enjoying. Yeah. I just like having an experience. And also I need to be able to do that for me to be stoked on doing my work. Like it's, it's definitely a balance that I get creatively inspired because I actually have like an outlet to go do shit and I'm not sitting around my apartment for a year straight. So I'm excited. That pumps me up because I think it will snowball

everything else. Pump, pump, pump, pump it up. I'll tell you what gets me fired up. I can't wait. oh god all right so pens my bujo cart and look it has these little hangers that you can okay nope no we've already been requested people have already requested that we end all bujo before they start allowed anymore okay um what gets me fired up so lately my friend john has been coming by with his puppies to like have puppy play dates in the yard and um and we just like so my friend Courtney has MS and she partnered with her brother-in-law, Ben Platt on this MS and harmony thing. And basically it's like this, these classes of music and movement to like help people that are suffering with MS, like relieve stress and, um, like treat their MS. Cause it's been,

anyway, it's been shown that moving and music can be very helpful to this. So she had this thing where she was like, Hey, can everyone like put up a dance or whatever to like the launch of this thing. So we did the dance and it was my most popular content I've ever done in my life. Yeah. We've discussed. Yeah. We've already talked about this, but then I did a second one and it did even better. And it wasn't even for the MS thing. It was just for fun. And now I've realized that my true joy is having John over wearing a matching outfit and learning a bad choreography. We're not trying to be good. It's not good choreography. I'm not on the Nick city dancers center court. I'm just trying to give you a little bitty bot. Can I ask you a

question is your true joy the act of dressing up together and being together and dancing or is the true joy the instagram that you get and the and the the likes and comments yeah would your joy would you have as much joy if your post bombed or if you were not allowed to post at all you just had to do it yes i would have the same joy i don't know i would have i would have not a chance 70 percent the same because i'm so fun because we're like in the mirror and it's like old school dance class we're like is the arm here or is the arm here and we like learn it and we're dancing we're like trying not to screw it up and then the puppies are our feet it's like it's just fun and i just miss being in like a dance class i feel like it's so fun posting it

and seeing you know a hundred thousand people responding so well to my content is also a thrill but 70% I would just do it. Like I've had dance parties before just with friends, not posted. Wow. You want to know what fires me up is yes. After a busy week, having a day in the horror on the horizon that I don't have to do shit. I love a free day and the potential of doing whatever it is that I want, which usually requires not leaving my house. That really gets me fired up. Also right now I'm fired up to get to Austin and like be with my friends and start having a life again. That's going to be, that's going to be great too. Hell yeah. I'm fired up. Okay. Well, this was fun. This was just kind of like a little, you know, we haven't done a question for a moment,

So I hope everyone enjoyed it. Let us know on Instagram what fires you up. And how do we end this? Oh, yeah. We will. No, wait. No, no. We will.

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