LadyGang - Chelsea Kane Joins LadyGang - Ep28

Episode Date: June 13, 2016

Chelsea Kane from TV's "Baby Daddy" has a fierce haircut, a favorite JoBro, and a song written about her! Wait till you hear how she landed her role on "One Tree Hill," the TV show she auditioned for but didn't get, her takeaway from "Dancing With The Stars," and what happened to her that required DangerMouse to come to her rescue! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang.

Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello ladies, welcome to the Lady Gang. It's Tuesday, aren't you excited? So excited, it's Tuesday. New episode, and we have a very special guest who is so classy and brought us really nice rosé, so we're going to be extra turnt today.

I'm trying to open it with one of these like dinky ass wine things and it's, I don't know what I'm doing. For those of you who don't know who we are or you're not familiar with who we are, I'm going to give a little intro. Kelty Knight, entertainment journalist extraordinaire, two-time Nemi... nemi nemi nominated emmy nominated loser no um and she's a winner in all our hearts jack vanik she's the ceo clothing designer extraordinaire jack vanik of jack vanik clothing jack jack on jack on jack on jack and i am becca tobin actress leading lady of only my own life right now

and um we are here and before we go on to do anything else i have to beg you to do some things and will you just please do these things go follow us on instagram at the lady game podcast very important very important um subscribe to this podcast because like why would you not want to know when a brand new episode's out like don't you want to be the first to know this is this is 2016 yep you want to be the first to know everything go subscribe on itunes you will not regret it anything else the tank tops that's right it's coming very close to an end one day left one day left to become an original member of the Lady Gang.

You're gonna regret it if you don't buy a tank top. That's all I have to say. Honestly, you're just an idiot. If you've been listening from the beginning or from close to the beginning or even if this is your first time to listen, you're considered an original member. But after this episode, you're not. No. You're out of the club. You don't have the

opportunity. So go over to represent.com slash Lady Gang or go to our website. There's a link there or go to our Instagram. It's everywhere and you can't escape us. all right it is time for good week yes it is bad week oh no um kelty oh okay start guess what i have been kind of stressed out lately and um my good week was that i had a day off i know it's shocking i went top to bottom in my house and i cleaned every now this might not be a good

week for anyone else but i love to clean this is my good week i went through my closet i organized my shoes i did my jewelry trays i went through my whole closet and i was like if i have not worn you in a year you are getting sold or donated i need to do this i went through my t-shirts i have 900 white t-shirts and i was like the chaser one can stay this nice james purse can stay american apparels you're out like i really like jack vanek t-shirt stays they all stayed um i went to my makeup and I was like I lip color I liked you now but you're gone old powders I mean I went through so good so good I organized my like tampons into like that you saw I mean it is like I went down into my I have like this um utility closet that had like the nails and my drills and like my other

luggage and I went through and I was like I cleaned so much I own nothing now I the art of tidying up has been through my house I took four carloads of stuff to goodwill and donated like old tv stand i mean i went in i feel like there's a place for everything in my life and it gave me a great sense of calm does anyone ever else feel like that it feels it's the best feeling in the whole world i feel like there's nothing better yeah it's like i did this recently i'm clean so that was really good here's the bad week some asshole has taken every episode of the lady gang and uploaded to youtube what's what what does it play along to it just plays along to our logo and you can listen to the whole episode and it's already free i know what we literally the podcast

is free and someone stole it to put it on another free platform and it's not like you can listen to youtube without internet or something like what's so ridiculous just go on anyway can we get him kicked off well i'm getting it taken down but i'm so angry by this because what more do you want we're already getting you this for free we're hustling and then you got to steal it and put it on youtube it doesn't have any views yeah it has lots of views and i'm very annoyed by it Because here's the thing. We don't get credit for that, buddy. Yeah, here's the thing.

We just need the people to listen. When we get a certain number of listeners, it's a success for us. And every week we're like, wow, look, these many people listen in. It makes us feel good in our hearts. And when you steal it and put it on YouTube, it makes me very sad. I was so angry about that. And I felt like I was like Beyonce or Rihanna when a song gets stolen. I was going to say, this is what musicians feel like.

I'm enraged. That sucks. So angry. So whoever you are that did that, I'm so happy you're a fan. Thanks. But you're a dick. and that's also not our official youtube channel no no okay well i'm gonna go next okay i'm i'm pissed i'm pissed it's real bad okay here's my good week okay it's similar to when kelty was

like i found my new favorite word bleak and i was like this is a really boring good week and now it's kind of become like a thing that we use yeah so i think this might be something we start to use okay um one of our original members of the lady gang her name is kat she works with my sister she i was facetiming with my sister recently and cat was there and cat used this term and she goes she has a case of the cutes and i was like oh cat tell me what does this mean she's like it's like when women think that they're so cute they can get whatever they want so they ask people to do things that are just plain awful like they think they can get someone to do anything for them and and it's because they're cute and don't we all have one of those friends who who just expects

to be kind of taken care of or given what they want because they're just so cute and they just think like i'm just cute who can say no to this cute case of the cute case of the cute she's got a case buying it buying it okay you're welcome everybody um my bad week is i'm so sorry it has to do with wedding planning i'm so sorry you're you're back a wedding 2016 hashtag annoying friend i am so sorry i'm but listen i'm doing this because we have brides to be listening to the show you're trying to be relatable make it relatable i'm so relatable you guys um i had a nightmare the other night about a wedding and i i had a nightmare that i let someone else plan my wedding because i just didn't want to plan it and i was just like i just want to show up because

i've said that so many times that i just want to plan and i want to show up and i did this in my dream but i came out to an aquatic show like it was around like an indoor pool and they were they were performers on like little islands in the water like singing and they're all in spandex and i go up to my fiance and i go up and i'm like what is going on like this is awful this is the worst thing ever and he looks at me and he's so drunk so drunk he can barely look at me and he's like it's all good babe and then i woke up and i was like this is the worst worst case scenario so now it means it's really fast all i'm gonna say is i have an aquatic wedding i've got a good mental image of what that wedding looks like now don't you it was so cheesy i see it i see it now

um okay so jack my good week is i went and i saw one of my like all-time favorite bands from high school last week link 182 no do you remember the used i don't did you ever listen to them i saw this on your instagram i never listened to the use oh my god did you ever listen to them so they were this like for anybody that doesn't know who was not in the scene like i was they're this like screamo emo kind of band and this singer used to like puke on stage and he'd like run around and like whatever and i went to go see him last weekend sounds like a great time they had their 15 year old 15 year old 15 year reunion for their first cd and it was amazing but at the same time i'm like i see how you've aged 15 years because rock stars get old you're bald dark time you're

fat you can't move everybody's just kind of like sitting on stage sort of trying their best getting really winded when they're singing and it was but it was just nostalgic and great but i was like oh god everybody's getting old the only people that have been able to maintain are the backstreet boys i'd say sting and also but also i'm gonna say no to the backstreet boys they're so they're so fat well are they not and sinkers i feel like they're fat anyway i don't know i guess if you weren't that good to begin with their bar is pretty low so but also it's like you have to think like oh i also heard the red hot chili peppers are pretty good still yeah but they never left they've kind of still been doing it and i hate the red so was it just bad because

it reminded you how old you're getting was this your good week it was like because it was amazing and they're really good you always have like very blurred lines with the good and the bad jack come on come on so what was your okay tell me about your okay medium good week my sort of okay i need like a sliding scale of like yeah it's so like that one's at like a 75 kelty does not like it when people break the rules i don't i'm an aquarium but you know what's funny is because you're the one that gets pissed off at me yeah it's never also a capricorn we also really love order what do tourists do jack bad week bad week but what is that was that your good or your that was my good okay it was still amazing i felt great after the concert great what is your bad week my

bad week okay so you guys remember a couple episodes ago when i was talking about how i saw the guy in the fedora riding the hoverboard with an e-cig okay so for anybody that hasn't listened my street that i live on i swear i'm like in the truman show and the weirdest stuff because you live in the heart of hollywood i live in hollywood that's why disgusting but something always weird is happening always yes every time i drive on it so the other day i was pulling out of my uh my driveway and i'm like you know kind of like backing up and you know looking around and all of a sudden i hear something like hit my car and i was like what what and i look over and it's like a questionably homeless guy dressed in camouflage being like i'm walking here and i was like

i hate a guy in camouflage that's so weird okay i mean or the guy i don't know if he had like the ability to pick out a better outfit from his homeless closet but he was in literally like a whole it wasn't like kind of like but i feel like i feel like camouflage outfit it's not your fault how could you see him i know i couldn't see him and then i start driving down the road and i look to my right and there is a guy on a razor scooter with a fedora on and an e-cig and has an e-cig no way i'm not kidding was it the same guy he just changed his wheels i don't know i wish that i had thought of this a couple weeks ago when it was your birthday i would have sent a singing telegram with a guy in a fedora and an e-cig on a hoverboard i just like i'm like why is this following me

because I hate it so much. Like, why can't good things follow me around? It's just E6. Well, it was clearly a bad week. Your mediocre, okay week. Sounds great. Um, all right.

That's it. On to the next. On to the next. Raise a glass with the Lady Gang. Don't waste your glass if you are wrong and on the right way.

Okay. Let's do cheers. Cheers. There's a game I like to play in Hollywood. and it is called Chelsea Kane or Becca Tobin because I feel like it's a deep doppelganger situation. Have you ever been called each other?

I have never once been told I look like you. I don't know why you think that. I've signed autographs as the Machaca sisters on multiple occasions. Who are the Machaca sisters? Allie and AJ. What? But they look so different. You look nothing like them.

Nothing like you. Do you know who you look like? I was kind of like, you know what? Do you know who you look like? A young Ellen Barkin. is that a guy no ellen ellen oh ellen i thought you said alan i was like ellen barkin she's on a show right now um animal kingdom yeah thank you very much no she's beautiful diner so yeah thank you okay but before we really get into it can i please do your official yeah

wow everyone's stressing out right now who do we have here kelty sometimes i like to play a game called becca or chelsea because i feel like in some photos becca could be the doppelganger of our guest today you might recognize her from absolutely slaying and shutting down the ballroom and dancing with the stars her hit show baby daddy or her absolutely beautiful instagram feed bravo on that um she's a babe with a very great haircut welcome to the podcast chelsea kane i'm sorry i screwed up my hair it's fine you did a really good job um so many things to talk about first of all what does it feel to have like an iconic because you're the girl with the short blonde hair like that's your motto in hollywood am i oh my god that's so nice do you ever think

like i want to look like a little boy in like a renaissance painting but you can't grow it out because the hair is kind of short hair on the show right yeah yeah it started out good and then i cut it all off and yeah i mean i love short hair but i don't know that's very flattering i always feel like how do you get a really good texture in your hair spray wax spray wax who makes it oh yeah seriously any kind of spray wax paul mitchell has a really good one he does i have one in my purse i gotta see this let's bring it on out chelsea oh god she's full size okay she's a full size hair prova care yeah texturizing spray i think there's one more i love that you carry these in Full-size bottles.

Two full-size bottles of Spray Wax at our first ladies' dinner. Oh, KMS. Okay. That's what it's like to be a celebrity. Hair play, dry wax. Okay. All right.

I like it. It looks great. So you've been going for a minute here in Hollywood for being a young lady. Like, you've been working for a long time. So what's your heartbreak moment? Has there been a time where you thought, packing it in, done too hard, don't want it?

Did you miss a gig? Did you audition for something you didn't get? Yeah, totally. I mean, I feel like that happens all the time. I moved out here when I was 15. I got lucky, like, right off the bat, which was great. Like, ignorance is bliss. Like, it seemed so easy, and then I definitely paid my dues.

I actually moved back home to Arizona, like, three or four times. Really? Yeah, ran out of cash, moved back in with the parents, like, saved up some money and came back. So, yeah, it's been, you know, a crazy road. I got really lucky with the Disney Channel because, yeah, I guess I could call that my break. Yeah. You know, it was constant, you know, steady work. Because the audition process is pretty intense when you become a Disney star, right?

Yeah, it was an intense process. I actually did the pilot of Wizards of Waverly Place. Were you the Selena Gomez person? No, no, no, no. I was this, like, really ditzy blonde and only had a couple lines, but it kind of put me on the, you know, on the map with Disney. and that's how i got jonas and you know after that i was able to like stay out here but uh yeah i i had a lot of yard sales like you know it wasn't always like oh my god this is the easiest thing ever like i'm moving to la what's your ish moment what's the moment where you thought i have

made it i'm the bomb diggity everybody's looking at me that's never happened for me not even on dancing with the stars when like million 20 million people are watching you no that was actually like one of the scariest moments um because it's a reality show and like i don't i i want want to be an actress you know like i i didn't want to be famous and like with reality it was like kind of i felt really vulnerable because it's like this people are judging me like me completely yeah and so um i had i had fun but there was never a moment of like oh my god aren't i amazing like every week watching like the package before the dance or whatever i was wearing like it was um fun but not that moment of like killing it like it was just let me get

through this too so that's yeah like i'm learning a new skill and i'm being myself and um so no i didn't feel like super cool have you ever felt super cool what's your come on you got a moment where like my outfits on poppin i'm beyonce right now the paparazzi's following me actually i'm like really like uncomfortable being like i pass out public speaking i actually wrote this on my little chart yeah i'll tell you that story but um no i mean like i guess the most comfortable i've ever felt is on the show i'm on now which is baby daddy because it's cool um it's cool it's fun like i enjoy the people i work with and i really like my character and i feel like it's me and yeah um i i guess i'm you're an actress like you know there are those moments of like oh my god i'm

proud of this yeah yeah okay let's go back though into your resume history because you have some very interesting tidbits here i want to know about playing steven colletti's love interest because i was obsessed with the hills and i thought steven was so hot did you ever get to make out with him what's he like in real life like i'm about to rock your world yeah that's the tiniest penis you've ever seen did it rub up against you um actually steven and i dated for almost three years oh i know i'm sitting here i'm like you jack's like is that public knowledge yeah oh i don't know oh i didn't go enough fun to google i didn't go far back so steven will hate that steven hates the story but i love it and we're not together anymore so free range no no no um

i was the same way i loved steven the rest is still unwritten well i didn't go to exactly i didn't go to high school i was homeschooled so laguna beach was like your life my high school experience and therefore steven was like the love of my life yeah and um that was your high school crush it really no seriously it was like i have videos of me and my friends when we were like 15 talking about steven oh my god that's amazing yeah and i was really super single and i met someone that knew steven and i was like you know what i know this is like a huge risk but i have this event and i need a date and like would steven want to go with me oh my god that's so ballsy wait this was this was you guys worked together were you already on one no no we'd never met

we met on a blind date before this was the first this was the blind date to an event yeah he came with me to this event and it was a blind date and we totally hit it off and we were together for three years that is so cute i didn't know that wait so who did you both start one trio at the same time no so he was already on one tree hill and he got you on so you slept with the right person i like that it was actually really cool like he was my boyfriend and i missed him so i would fly out to north carolina where they would shoot the show like all the time to see him yeah and mark schwan the creator was like this is ridiculous like you're an actress you're here all the time like let's find that's something i feel like they're always so cool on that show

with that kind of stuff it's the coolest show ever the whole cast mark schwan the creator like Like, I only have good things to say. Same with Steven. Like, so they wrote me this character, and I got to, like, hang out with my boyfriend and work. Dream life. It was the best. That is the dream.

So when you broke up, were you on the beach? And there was, like, a little bit of, like, sad music playing. I can't talk about the breakup. Like, that was, like, a big one for me. It was painful. When did you guys break up? It's been, like, probably four years now. So it's been a minute.

Yeah. I just always remember that part on Laguna Beach when like they're on the beach and like and maybe that's why I'm like so affected like I'm like I just want him to hold me and be like it's so hard to look at you yeah because you you've known him since you're 15 no I know so much about him and that's what he's and he's so uncomfortable with that yeah are you still Facebook friends have you stayed friends or we're still friends we were actually like camping in Joshua Tree together like do you guys still like hook up at all not even close how do you do that i don't know how you stay friends i don't know um well you're good at that i'm yeah she's like

the queen of that if you got a good thing is that a good thing jack and chelsea know each other so i know let's talk about our history yeah how do you guys know each other brian dales right who because another one of her ex-boyfriends wait you dated brian dales who is brian dales he's in the summer set he's a singer and they have a song called chelsea and i thought that is it about you yes yes you have a song written about you it's a good it's a pop punk song about my perky boobs thank you so much if i had a song written about me i would want it to be like about like having perky boobs i think yeah not about your personality like pretty feet yeah i don't know it's not gonna be about your charm and personality back i hate to break it to you

definitely not um okay so you guys know each other let's go dig even deeper though this is fascinating um you obviously worked with nick jonas and the jones brothers when you were younger what do you feel about nick's transition into super sexy six-pack junk holding you can't say transition anymore you can't why i don't know because he was a little boy okay well he was a his evolution yeah evolution he was a man baby and then he has his pants around his ankles holding his job yeah what do you did you date him too we don't know oh what do you think what do you think about the transition you do i think he's killing it he is um nick has always been the most talented person in the room you know what i mean oh yeah like he wrote all those songs when we were working

on jonas he was like i don't know 15 not only like shooting the show but going to school in between scenes and like writing all of their hit songs like he's just brilliant and sexy and kind and lovely and i just adore him do you think he's hooking up with kate hudson do you think this is i think it's over it's over it's done i don't even know what to say about that because kate hudson means so much to me i believe me i get you i understand penny lane was just the reason oh yeah i know yeah i met jack yeah but i wanted her because i was like i'm going on tour i'm gonna be an almost famous i'm going to yeah like i just want to be someone's muse like yeah so hello yeah brian bales is me made that happen but like i love kate i don't know i honestly have no

idea i'm not withholding any information i have no idea but if he is close with her like i promise i will use him to get to her to her oh yeah who do you think is the hottest jonas did you think joe or nick um i was team joe for like a long long time well kevin's a sweetheart he's married with a kid like kevin's not in the running he was never in the running never in the running no i have to find kevin i love him but uh joe i was always team joe but uh now it's like do you think joe is jealous of how hot nick has become because nick has become the suave like justin timberlake and joe is like a dnc which is like fine and it's funny and it's cute but like your bass player is like wearing the weirdest clothes ever i don't think he cares nobody

cares they have so much money they don't care right i know i don't think they care um very interesting so we've learned a lot about chelsea so far we've learned a lot about you i want to ask you that what it what is the you know what's the um what's the hard thing like what's what's the goal like you know you're on a hit television show can't last forever like are you going to be a lifestyle maven like do you want to have an athletic lifestyle like what's your look at like like a goop like a goop what's your judge like what's your passion other than acting do you another one um i mean like god that's so tough like yes and no i love what i do and i always have i actually grew up um in like a entertainment family my dad's a director my mom was his

producing partner so cool oh that's so cute i haven't really known anything else yeah but that being said they were never like hey you know follow us it was the opposite they were like oh my god please don't do this yeah yeah it's not fun or glamorous and the fact that they didn't want me to do it made me love it even more um but i don't know like i i feel like i'll just stick it out like i love working i i don't know i i love comedy yeah so i'll just keep plugging along keep plugging along but i i don't i'm no expert in anything you know i will not be like oh my god like follow me and buy this or that or the goop. No, that's just like, I can't even commit to a phone plan. Like no one should. Do you still audition for like movies and stuff in your

hiatus time or are you like good? You do. Is that stressful? Uh, it's just all a part of it. Yeah. Cause I always think that when you get a little bit of success, it's harder because you know, it can happen. You know what that success feels like. And so then, you know, you want more of that success right well i think because my parents were in it yeah i've always felt the opposite like if something amazing happens like they're happy for me but it's never like oh my god this is instead they go enjoy it because like it's never gonna happen again so i can't i'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop yeah so i don't know like i just kind of i i don't know but i i definitely don't feel like yeah like let's buy a table like no you're good well that's a

a waste of money anyway that's a waste of money do you have an inspirational quote um on your in your trailer taped up to the mirror no but i have one in my brain okay what is it oh i like that um no envy no fear oh that's a good one that reminds me of do you remember those no fear t-shirts in the 90s i do i think it was wait was it no fear or fearless it was no fear but don't picture that I'm picturing that wait what is your astrological sign I'm a Virgo okay wow what does that mean they're very orderly I'm very organized yeah you guys should come over wait no yeah what is a Taurus tell me something a Taurus is the bull you're stubborn as F no I know that stubborn AF okay first of all before we continue with a like a lady question I just want to let everyone know

that Chelsea let us in on her fashion secrets she's wearing this play suit from Topshop she says and it looks like a pajama on the top and like a crop pant and i really think that all of the lady gang listeners need to go buy this because you look so damn chic i'm so comfy it looks like pjs it's a onesie but you don't even have to think about it yeah someone's like are you wearing that because you're excited about the ninja turtles movie i was like oh my god what is that it had to have been a man that said that to you it was of course yeah because i was like wait are you single what's your status yeah i'm so single okay what are we looking for in a man um yeah like i'm not like not panicked but yeah do you know anyone how do you well here's the

thing i am an actress who will never date an actor we didn't are you an actor dater because there's two groups yeah you know i want to say like no i'd love to meet someone outside of the business but i always date actors yeah so that's that's what you see that's yeah that's like i have very small circles yeah and i so but i think you need somebody who's in the industry but maybe not an actor yeah like a director like a millionaire can you like an eight yeah well let's make a show out of that finding chelsea's yes finding chelsea's heart chelsea light bulbs um who do you like right now like who's your crush what's your type yeah what kind of jimmy kimmel that's oh that's a good one becca said jimmy fallon i yeah because

i like the smart witty same i like down to earth but jimmy kimmel's a little bit i mean they're both pudgy well you would say like chris delia because he's like kind of available but like that but i heard he's like real well i think yeah no so you want someone chelsea pleads the fifth so many times that you can't see and it's amazing this girl knows things that she's not telling she has secrets in oh no i don't know the secrets are so big you need someone there is a little bit left for you this is such a good rosé okay let's get to the like a lady question which is what is the craziest lie you've ever read about yourself oh um god i don't know come on i don't know there haven't been a a ton or what about like the that or the meanest thing you've ever read

about yourself let her think becca you have yours oh so many you think becca okay well the meanest thing i've had said is when the promo pictures for season four of glee came out and i was in my cheerleading uniform and like you know hand on hip whatever and they were introducing me as a new character and all these people were like who is that 40 year old housewife in a cheerleading costume because they chose this awful photo i look so like sinister and then the lighting was crazy and i looked like it was insane i mean i really did look like how i'm gonna look at 40 but i was like i can't do this and then you read that before you ever even start and you're like you're you're work in an uphill battle biggest lie oh my god so many but i'm gonna have to say still to this day

the girl on facebook who said i pooped on a teacher's desk in high school i would go with that lie that's pretty badass i mean i think it's an amazing one it's a good one so how did that even get started it's because i actually peed in a girl's purse that's actually way worse peeing in someone's purse at least poop is a solid but also like a You have to sit on the desk and squat and poop and it takes a long time. That is a much worse offense. I peed in a Poland Springs bottle

and then I transported the liquid. I didn't actually like... What did she do to you? I don't know. What did she do to deserve it? She got me kicked out of school. Snitches end up with stitches. That's true.

You're in the purse. When I was in the music scene doing my thing hanging out with all these bands and not kiss well kissing everybody but not sleeping with anybody i feel you i there was like all these people in live journal i'm dating myself back in the day saying that i got multiple abortions from different band members and i was a meth addict so spicy and this is when i was a virgin that means you were thin it means you were so thin i don't know if i was wow but i was wearing black eyeshadow so maybe i don't know

Oh, weird. Oof. Kelty? The meanest thing I ever heard, well, someone said I have a horse face, but someone tweeted about my show. They said, you really shouldn't be judging anyone when you have a janky-ass haircut. I love that one so much. Till you get rid of your janky-ass haircut, I suggest you.

Anyway, that was so mean. But the lies, people to this day, these haterations of our mutual ex-boyfriend, they will change my wikipedia page to say my occupation is stripper and also people say that i stole my dog from our mutual ex-boyfriend they're like you're a dog stealer first of all who's the mutual ex-boyfriend mutual ex-boyfriend ryan ross from panic at the disco we're dating ourselves so much anyway let me tell you everyone i'm gonna clear this up right now the dog was in a pile of its own feces in the basement of pete wentz's house that hadn't eaten or had any water in like three days was it pete wentz's dog no it was we were staying in the bottom yeah left it house ashley simpson called

me and is like hey what's up with the dog and i had to go rescue the dog and i was like you're gonna kill this dog i'm never letting you have it again that's the true story so f you everyone and that's still to the day people still comment on my instagram you stole the dog give the dog back no that dog would be dead right now if it wasn't for me so you're welcome chelsea drop the Just drop the pen. You're up. All right. Lie?

Yeah. All right. So there was this rumor going around that I stole Deadmau5 from Kat Von D. The DJ? Yeah. First of all, look at me. No. So here's the story.

I got attacked on Twitter. Perez Hilton ran this whole thing. Oh, my God. people like Kat Von D's whole crew just like went in on me here's the whole story clear it up girl like I was saying earlier I like I I struggle with like red carpets or public speaking because I like stop breathing and uh I got invited to do this uh this speech at a children's hospital speaking to young girls about self-confidence and I was like sure that sounds great so I get there And there are all these different, like, celebs that I look up to, like Kristen Bell, like all these cool women that I'm like, oh, my God, Rashida Jones, like, that's so cool they're here.

And the guy DJing the whole event is Deadmau5. So I'm like, oh, my God, this is – I'm in over my head. So I get up there. I start my speech. I'm like, hi, I'm Chelsea Kane, and I believe in myself. And I literally black out and hit the floor. Oh, my God. Wait, you literally pass out.

I pass out in the middle of my speech without confidence. oh so confident she was i believe in myself so much and i wake up to dead mouse still wearing his helmet like fanning me in the mouse helmet in the mouse helmet so you couldn't see his face no no but i'm like oh my god like it's so surreal i'm dying like what's going on and uh anyway they take me out of the event luckily i'm in a hospital so they like put me in a bed they're like checking all my vitals and uh dead mouse like sends a tweet like hey i hope you're feeling better and i was like thanks so much like waking up to you fanning me like almost made it all worth it because i'm a huge fan right kat von devers was like off with that shit thinking

i'm like hitting on her boyfriend which i am not at all oh my god and i just got attacked so that was the biggest lie i nothing ever happened with dead mouse it was actually like the worst day of my life i passed out of course not he didn't even take his helmet off you couldn't make out with his face yeah um so that's the biggest lie wow what's the meanest everyone call me a butterface you have a beautiful face but that means you have a hot bod and now they don't even call me a butter face so it's like everything's gone to shit that's hilarious that is hilarious why would you say that you would not fall under the category maybe it's because we look so much alike and i'm biased but you you're not you're not a butter face

you're beautiful your face is amazing i always say like butter face on yeah on what like all social media yeah yeah yeah what yeah it's because these girls they be they be tripping and they're hating on you because you're working with all these because it's because you're working with like all the heartthrobs and i think that's what happens you open yourself up like with the jonas brothers and then with steven colletti and like i think you open yourself up to those like teenage girl haters they're the meanest all that they wish is that they could be you they're the meanest they wish they had that full can of spray wax in their purse yeah yeah fierce haircut in your face all right well you're amazing and um since you you know didn't get a chance to

finish your inspirational speech at the children's hospital it's coming we're going to let you help now uh raise the confidence in some of our listeners when we come back with our ask the lady gang questions now back to the lady gang all right guys before we start if you guys want 20% off jackvanek.com Enter code LADYGANG at checkout and get all the fun JV things. Yeah. Fun JV. I brought you some stuff, by the way. Oh yeah, here it is.

Oh my god. Oh, give it to me. Oh! You need to just let me know what you want because I'll give you whatever. I want everything all the time, Jack. I know. You've worn my stuff before. You know. You know. I love your stuff. You know. We saw you on Instagram, girl. Okay, so for this part of I know, you can use that mug.

She's putting her rosé into her Jack Vanek mug. that says drinking from a coffee mug so i appear to have my shit together that's good it's pretty accurate i love it of our lives all the time okay so for this portion of our podcast you're gonna help us give our listeners some advice on all their deepest darkest questions it's gonna be good all right so first question comes from larissa on email and she says i'm 22 years old my best friend from high school reason recently got her first boyfriend and she doesn't seem to think that ditching our friends and family for this guy is wrong she has fallen in the dick sand

which i love that that's the best term that's what i'm gonna say listen larissa i don't like many 22 year old girls but i like you but that from your generation i'm loving yeah i know that when you were talking about your thing i'm like i have another word for later so dick's gonna put that on a t-shirt it is you have to it's so good i'm not falling in your dick sand it's amazing okay anyways uh she's fallen in the dick sand and i don't know how to help her out i really want to talk to her about it before she loses anyone else but how do i help her without hurting her feelings i'm tipsy i feel like i shouldn't answer this i'm kind of tipsy too this was a damn good rose but i actually have something to say to you because i'm tipsy larissa

first of all i love you thank you for questioning sending in your question and listening to the lady gang i hope you listen after i answer this back off when you're 22 what you're supposed to do is fall in the dick sand okay like that is the time when all your brain is thinking about is dick and it's like you're obsessed with boys and guess what she's gonna come around she really will because they're gonna break up for sure there's gonna be so much but you you have to stop because larissa you're gonna meet some guy you're being you're and you're gonna be a hypocrite because you're gonna fall in the dick sand pretty soon and then your friend is gonna be like remember when you gave me such a hard time so so true let her live when you're that young it's like you

don't know what the hell you're doing you're gonna make so many stupid choices and lose so many friends and yeah just be the mother hen yeah nobody likes that nobody likes the mother hen no let her do her thing yeah god i miss being 22 in the dick sand i don't what was the dick sand oh my god i miss it dick sand i mean the only thing we can really take from this question is the dick sand no but i will say here's the thing ladies you got to remember that especially in your 20s and your teenage years like it's so easy to get so obsessed with your guy or the person you're dating and you just like they become your best friend they're all that matters but just remember in the back of your head it's going to be hard not to fall in the dick sand but like

do remember in the back of your head that you are going to need a friend to talk to when you break up i know it's not going to help you but like here's the thing you this is like talking to a drug addict at 22 all you're thinking about is men well but i'm 27 and this is still happening yeah friends are falling in the dick sand yeah i'm sorry are you gonna give her a baby i don't think so no but as you get older dude you fall in the dick sand and then you really fall off like yeah you fall off it's like maybe i'm gonna kind of like counter what you said but it's like you kind of got to be good to your friends because like they could leave you well the other thing is like you know my friends are starting to really fall in love like they're moving in with their

boyfriends and it's awesome when they meet someone that loves them as much as you do like you want your friend to meet someone yeah so unless he's doing something horrible to her like just try to be happy that she's and larissa i have the worst news you're gonna be in your 30s and everyone's gonna get married and then it's gonna be like you can only be friends with other couples because nobody wants to hang out with you like alone like it'll be like you'll only have couple friends and it's like let's do a double date and you're gonna feel so old and it's just the way it goes but the thing is is that you have to figure out how like can you still be a friend with someone when they're not your number one like don't be a weirdo and get jealous oh like you got this you got this

just be cool there's other friends in the friend pie and like she'll come back around and if she doesn't she's lost in the dick sand forever she drowned in the dick sand sounds like a really good pod song or something i'm sorry did pod stand for panic at the disco no that was p-a-t-d with an exclamation point back up panic of the discount it was like a shitty new metal pants your puddle of mud puddle of mud no we're drunk everyone okay chelsea brought the greatest dress day of all time oh my god you guys pod was a different band than all those things no one cares jack next question damn it okay okay i can't love us so much this is embarrassing i also can't really root with my glasses okay so the next question comes from amy p on email

and she says so i have this friend who i work with it's who it says who i know but it's who amy becca stop being a dick pull your dickness is it who or is it whom it's who pull your dick out of the dick sand to be nicer i'm sorry i'm sorry jack continue i'm sorry together everyone god okay so i have this friend who i work with becca and she is constantly in and out of relationships she's crying crying and complaining all the time and it kind of gets old lately she's been inviting herself over and wanting to spend the night and the weekends together seems really creepy i hate to always make up lies that i'm busy but i don't want to hear about her constant boy problems plus i'm

married so it makes it awkward for her to spend the night that changes am i a bad friend for turning her down oh my god your friend's insane no here's the thing there are certain people in your life that are called assholes why did you tap me no no i'm just like just bringing you in there's assholes i do have a girlfriend that has been in a horrible relationship for a decade and she's in and out and it's good and it's bad and it's good why is my life like this and it just is this constant cycle and you just have to at some point be like i'm supportive of you i hate this guy that's it but you can't really placate and have her like it's just it does get exhausting and i totally get that and also like you are married now and you really have to respect

your relationship and if you're always on the couch with this girl and she's like crying to you and zhuzhing all the time like then you're not giving the priority to your marriage which is probably really important so i don't know that's just such a weird situation like what are you gonna do like stand go in the living room with the friend while you're aiming you need to you need to be a better liar because when your friend invites themselves over like you have got to start coming up with some stock answers as to why your friend cannot come over yeah what most of them should be because i'm married and that's weird exactly i have a sex date tonight i'm sorry you cannot come over also it says it's like her work friends so that's not even like it's not even your

real friend yeah yeah no you have to learn the power of no amy yeah chelsea you have to decide how important this relationship is to you yeah like i think our parents all taught us to like be really like nice yeah really nice or kind of you know listen to what people are saying and then still like say like oh well should we do that we should have them over and like just say what you want do what you want like yeah don't waste your time don't waste your time if she's your best friend that's one thing but if you're doing this out of guilt just and also sometimes people need tough love and the best thing in the world is communication you need to look down and hold her hand and be like here's the deal this is a never-ending cycle and you need to break it and

i'm not going to invite you into my life or into my snack cupboard until you fix this it's like yeah maybe into my snatch um maybe maybe you text her instead of inviting her over like maybe you of a text send her some emojis next question okay so next question is from anonymous she want anonymous please it's chelsea it's me so chelsea asks i'm 27 years old oh my god shut up busted and i'm in a very happy healthy loving relationship oh nope not me not chelsea but you know they say when you know you know well i don't know long story short i had a relationship before the one i'm in currently and i thought that he was the one and i just had that feeling turns out he cheated and lied a lot about a lot of things a lot of the time my current

relationship is great but i don't have the same feeling do i keep searching for that feeling again or does my intuition just suck can i answer this yes there's two kinds of people that you will date in your life number one are the ones that are going to like give you a tizzy in your brain where you are going to be obsessed. You're going to fly across the world to see them. Everything is going to be like, at all times. And it's going to feel like,

oh my gosh, I'm in my own movie. Every Adele song you hear is going to just mean something in your soul. And that's one kind of love. And then there's the other kind of love, which is, it's like a friendship and a companionship. And like, this is your person and you're sharing things

and you're experiencing life and you're traveling and you're like really on the same wavelength. you know these two things are very separate and they're hitting really close to home for me they're they're different kind of loves they're different kind of loves and i will say from my experience the person that you want to end up with in your life is a person that's going to like pick you up when it goes bad that can be your person to like build a life with and that person is not usually the person that is like makes you lose your mind there are times in my life where i

still think about people i've dated in my past and i'm like wow it was such an exciting time and everything was so crazy and i felt so alive because it was like but the reason you're feeling that is because you know deep down it's not attainable like oprah did something about it i'll butcher it but it's like that feeling of the like i can't live without you it's actually because you don't know you all you have them for sure and the fact that this guy cheated means you definitely didn't know that you had him subconsciously or consciously so it's like you haven't stopped obsessing because you never really had him and it's like you're that's why you're there but real life gets really hard and you kind of want to just end up

with someone that's like really nice to you and then you feel really safe with yeah chelsea why is this speaking to you no so you're engaged are you are you married you're married okay i i feel like i can't give advice on this because i'm going through it all like i've met that person that just like rip my guts out and then like you said it's like i've dated my best friend or someone that i'm super comfortable with and then someone that just like so i don't know like i i feel what you're going through like i have no answers and also you need a little bit of both in the beginning i think like definitely don't settle with this person if like you're the thought of spending time with him is like daunting excruciating well then exactly yeah like the reason i'm not married right now

is because it should just feel right right yeah you have to like want to like remember brian howie the relationship expert came on the show and he's like i always ask myself would this be better if doing this thing would it be better or more fun with that person i love that because much there's very few times especially for me in my life where i'm going through something cool or sad or funny or anything that i'm not like this would be better with my partner yeah but there have been times in relationships for me where i'm like i'm having so much fun right now i wish he wasn't here like that's when you know you're like oh yeah i think like deep down inside it's like you you will know and obviously like every situation is different every you know sometimes maybe it

is fireworks all the time for somebody and then maybe there's other people that the relationship is a slow burning kind of long lasting thing but it's like if this is right for you you'll feel it in like your very core well i'm banking on that but the last thing i will say is they don't you know i think there's so many people and especially in this like day and age where we're so afraid to be alone don't settle for someone because you're just like well everyone else around me is getting married or engaged or like has a boyfriend and i want one too like don't settle you know you you should be somewhere in between i'm bored and like my guts are on fire find someone in the middle of that but don't end up with someone just like if i could give one piece of advice to younger me

it would be like don't be so afraid of being alone yeah oh yeah no that that should be ever and you're 27 your fertility is fine for like another couple years thank you guys so much this really helped um we we have also like it's the coolest time to be a woman yeah because you don't have to settle true yeah and you don't have to get married you can do whatever you want whatever you want well i've certainly learned a lot today we had a little tipsiness yeah it was really fun thanks for bringing the rosé chelsea thank you you guys you can check out chelsea on baby daddy it's on free form wednesday nights at 8 30 she's really effing talented so check her out you can also follow her on social media at chelsea cane she's a really nice instagram feed which has a

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