LadyGang - Chris Knight Appreciation

Episode Date: March 31, 2020

It’s a trying time for all of us. So Keltie and none other than Chris Knight (what whaaaaat??) are recording together celebrating all the things they love about each other (and some of the things they don’t). Plus, Chris is helping give advice in Ask the LadyGang! We appreciate our sponsors too! La Croix – Find more info and your favorite flavor at lacroixwater.com.   Ok Cupid – Download OkCupid today to connect with someone great!  Personna – Go to amazon.com/personna and use code GOODWEEK for 25% off your first order. Daily Harvest – Go to dailyharvest.com and enter promo code LADY for $25 off your first box.  Ritual – Get 10% off during your first 3 months at ritual.com/ladygang.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello and welcome to the Lady Gang. I am your special co-host correspondent, Chris Knight, along with Kelty Knight, and today we are missing the lovely Jack and Becca because we're doing a special quarantine episode of the Lady Gang, so all you get is me and Kelty. Sorry about that.

You did so good. Okay, so set the scene. Okay, so currently we are in our living room here. Callie is running around trying to eat her dinner, and Kelty has a cup of tea. I have a cup of tea. What am I wearing? I'm naked. I'm just kidding.

Very exciting addition. No. You're wearing a romper of sort. Black dress. Black, okay. Okay. Black dress. And I have a mask and my hair mask in.

And a mask and a bun. Yep. And I'm wearing workout clothes because today was leg day. And yeah, ready to go. Chris is wearing my favorite outfit that he wears. well unfortunately he put shorts on top but i love a man in leggings i don't know what it is i think it's a i'm gonna call it like a baryshnikov complex it's weird where like i grew up idolizing baryshnikov and thought he was so sexual in like white knights and all of his 80s and 90s movies

with his big penis and tights and all that stuff and so hold on i think that was either a stuffed sock or a dance belt it's a dance belt right so that's not actually like do you think baryshnikov is like, yes, I think I'll be the greatest ballerina in the world and I'll stuff a sock down my tights like Chris. Possibly. Maybe that's why people are so excited about it. No, it's a dance bell that holds it all up. I'm sure it does. It's like a push-up bra for your stuff.

For your junk. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, when Chris wears leggings, Chris has great legs. So even though you're so tall, you have a really great... What's this muscle? The quad? Quad, yeah. Your quad is so meaty. It's a lot of squats. I love it. I love it. So I wish you would wear them

without the shorts on top, like a real Tyson beckford style but i understand yo it's probably tmi okay for everybody i don't know you tell me have you listened to the podcast well let's start um so today obviously is a quarantine episode so chris and i have been inside i think this is like day 13 or 15 um and it's actually the first episode in our five-year history of lady gang that we don't have at least two of us together there's been a handful i mean maybe two or three times where we've had to miss one girl um, and had a celebrity in their place. This is definitely the first time I haven't had Jack or Becca like staring at me to be like, don't get up. So I'm feeling pressure, but I just wanted to say

that this is such a weird time for everyone. And we wanted to keep doing, making podcasts and, you know, I've been going for walks every morning, as you know, husband and listening to my podcast and allowing myself to feel light and have a giggle and like because everything seems so heavy right now. And so I want to have fun today and I want us to like make a great episode. But I also, you know, want everyone to know that we're certainly feeling like

there's so many people out there who have it so much worse and we both get to work from home and you've been on conference calls in the kitchen or you go upstairs to the den and then I'm doing my call somewhere else and like we're so lucky because we're young and we're healthy and it's just we, you know,

we realize what's going on. So let's, like, just say that because I have a really selfish bad week and I want to be able to complain like a little bitch that I am. But I don't want it to be like, obviously, there's a global pandemic. So it's way worse. There are people that have it way worse. Yeah, no kidding. Okay, so now throw it like Becca. Okay, so now it's time for Good Week.

Yes, it is. Bad Week. Oh, no. Good job. Okay. Wasn't that hard? Good Week, Bad Week. Do you want me to go first?

Yeah, you better go first. Okay. so bad week um a couple days ago i was sleeping and i have not been sleeping great to be honest don't act like you don't know okay sorry i don't know about this one but it's apparently gonna be great um so it was a few um a few days ago and i haven't been sleeping great i've been having a hard time falling asleep and then not really staying asleep and um callie the a little dink-ma-choo has decided to wake us up and she learned how to secretly whine all of a sudden. So like at 6.30, she's like a toddler and she's like, feed me. It's very annoying. But

anyway, that's not my bad week. So I was sleeping and I was in that state where you're kind of asleep and kind of not. And I know that in my awakeness sleepness, I felt something on my face and it was on my cheek and I rolled over hit my face and I pulled it off me it felt like I'm gonna be real here it felt like a booger like it felt like a squish it was a squish and I was like oh and I like kind of remember rolling it into like a little bit of a ball and like chucking it off our bed and like going back to sleep but I was like half asleep okay so I figure you know how they always say like you swallow like 17 um spiders in your life just from sleeping with their mouth open at least yeah at least right yeah so i've always just been

terrified of that there's been a few times we've been on vacation together and something's crawled across my pillowcase and then like i don't sleep for a week like it's just oh my god it's a disaster people it's a disaster we sometimes have to leave the the resort because remember we had to move the room yeah and then the guy was like you need to learn to love ants i was like not crawling in my bed you asshole and then you were like there's bad things in the anyway whatever so i felt this thing and i was like whatever so i woke up in the morning and i i still really clearly remembered um that this had happened and i went to the mirror to look there is a perfect spider bite on my forehead it's true because most bugs when they bite you they just have one little nozzle

is that what it's called a nozzle i don't know like maybe it's a tooth i don't know is it a tooth Is it a scepter? It's definitely not a nozzle. Okay. Okay. So, not a nozzle. Nozzle, scepter, tooth, whatever it is. Knife, little...

Definitely not a knife. Tooth knife? Would it be teeth? I'm going to guess teeth, yeah. I'm going to Google what spider's teeth are called. The crazy thing about it is it... I mean, granted, it was probably very traumatic, and I'm sorry you went through this, but it was so small, and there's not a chance in hell that if it was on my face, I ever would

have seen it. Spider tooth. teeth called spider teeth oh a patron a patron and a cetra thorax and a fang a fang definitely two fangs fangs yeah so there's perfect two little staple fangs in my forehead clear as mud that this was a spider bite and i survived but of course i would remember this happening i hate any bug biting me i'm highly allergic to all bug bites um so yeah it was bad okay good week sorry about that thank you good week so i am very very late to get on the apple watch trend because they're spendy and i didn't think i'd really use it and i was like i have a bujo to track my period and my

fitness and everything else in my life so i don't really need it on my hand and then i realized that i'm having something that is like i guess a panic attack whenever my phone is more than four feet away from me and i feel like i'm like merely missing out but i would like to be more in my own life and like in conversations with people so i thought if i get an apple watch then i can get a text and like look down quickly and be like oh it's just this it's just this it's not a it's just jack and becca texting you right and i'll be like ignore you know what i mean exactly exactly or like it's chris knight he can hold you know exactly so that that's what i'm thinking i'm going to use it for um and so i got it today and i started setting it up and i set it up totally

wrong and then had to wipe it and then set it up again um but i'm i haven't actually put it on yet because i'm waiting for it to um you know get charged up but do you think i'm an apple watch person i'm horrific with technology in general i don't know yet my gut says no you're not going to be an Apple Watch sort of person. Yeah. But, you know, old dog, new tricks. Riveting. See what happens, yeah.

What's your bad week? So mine is a bad week by proxy. We actually made a new rule that you're not allowed to do that. What do you mean? The fans don't like it when you do a bad week by proxy. Okay, well, I'm going to break the rules because this is a bad week about proxy for Kelty. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, okay.

This might work. So my bad week is actually another one of Kelty's bad weeks, honestly. Okay. So I get up early, I try and work out in the morning, and then I sit down at the kitchen table and I talk from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. constantly. Every hour or every half hour I have a call or a Zoom meeting. Some of them last two and a half hours. It's exhausting. But the bad week is Kelty, who has to listen to me just yammer all day.

Small talk. And then it's probably small talk just constantly, right? Because if you're not sure what I'm talking about, it just feels like small talk the whole time. Yeah, and you know how much I love small talk. Yeah, exactly, me too. I love it. What do you think, if I was being held prisoner and they were trying to torture me, would they play the hockey announcers during a game being like,

or would they play you on a conference call? I mean, probably both. The thing about it is, is the hockey announcer, you definitely don't like Bob Miller. That voice, you could not stand, and you'd walk out immediately. The new guy, Alex Faust. Okay, nobody cares about hockey on The Lady Game. Thank you for name-dropping some people we don't care about. Yeah, well, fair enough.

So anyway, I guess I'm just apologizing for your bad week as well. I think it is sexy to watch you work. Is it? But I've now been a part of so many conference calls that I know you're people you work with voices. I'm like, oh, Jim again with the sass. You know what I mean? This is getting ridiculous. This is getting out of control.

But the truth is that I haven't actually heard that much because I put my ear pods in. and then i just clean the house i've cleaned every room in this house every closet is organized every drawer my underwear is sorted by thongs that are comfortable thongs that are uncomfortable a full panty a sport panty why don't you just get rid of them because sometimes you need an uncomfortable underwear for a certain look or dress or if you get desperate i have a couple pairs that are just like for desperation okay they're not my safety like backups you know what I mean, coming from the guy who has, like, a hole in his leggings right now. Like, why don't you throw out your shit?

This is a good legging. This hole actually came from the cave trip. Oh. So it's sort of a nostalgic hole. A nostalgic hole. Okay, do you have a good week? Not currently. Oh, you should.

Choose wisely. I've been cooking for you so much. Oh, yeah. That's a really good, good week. I mean, think about you're on your own. Whatever you want to say is fine, babe. No, usually, listen. So in our household, I come home 6.30, 7.30, somewhere in that range, hopefully.

Yeah, right. Okay. So 7.30, 8. Yeah. Okay. It's dark. It's dark outside. And usually Kelty's ready for bed and showered and, you know, ready to chill.

And I'm just getting home. And so, like, I usually make myself dinner and then come up and we talk and then go to bed. Right. Because I eat my dinner at, like, 4 o'clock when I get home. Exactly. Because that's when I'm hungry. Exactly. Or I don't eat at all.

Or we don't eat at all. Exactly. But this week has been so amazing. like she'll just be like hey here's like an afternoon snack and bring me pizza or today she brought me cookies and we've been eating dinner every night together sometimes lunch together as well too it's been uh it's been really nice not necessarily that you just cook for me because i do appreciate that but the fact that we can sit down and eat together a meal is like it's really nice yeah and i last good week but impactful no i like that i think that honestly

doing this podcast would be the longest we'll like look at each other's eyes and like have a conversation in like 10 years well hopefully that's not the case but well i just i just worry that it's going to be really boring for other people it's probably going to be boring yeah on that note when we come back no we did good this is a great start when we come back i have a lot of really crazy questions to ask chris and then we're actually going to take some someone asked a lady in questions to get a man's opinion good now back to the lady gang Our guest today is six-time Burbank roller hockey champion, innovator of the musical genre, I'm Brit Punk, except I'm from California, in his first band, Lemon Sun. Check it out on Spotify.

He then went on to intern at Interscope Records and worked underneath the greats of the music business. He has stood beside the Eagles, Christina. Aguilera, Robin Thicke, Kesha? No. Oh, what's, I'm so, Iggy Azalea, Alicia Keys, Alex DeLeon from The Cab, my personal favorite. Who else? Miguel, and like 72 other people that I don't know. He is now the general manager, head bitch in charge at Rock Nation.

He loves to be tall. He has a great haircut. He has an infectious laughter, and people will describe him as calm. Please, welcome to the podcast, the love of my life, Christopher Drew Knight. The un-Google-able. Oh, perfect. Everyone thinks that I'm married to this country singer, Chris Knight, who is not cute, by the way. How dare you say that about him?

No, he's fine, but he's not Chris Knight standard. Thank you. And so everyone's always like, is this your guy? And I'm like, ew. Sorry, other Chris Knight. We don't mean to put you down on the show. We don't know you, but okay. All right.

I actually got mistaken for him once. So I called a guy to do a deal, and he's like, oh, yeah, I would love to mix your record. This is awesome. I'm really a big fan. And I was like, are you sure? Because this was like 20 years ago. I'd never put anything out. And so then he realized it was the real, real Chris Knight.

And then he was not as excited. Yeah. Sorry about that. I do want to know about your start in the business. But I want to know more about your opinion about me. So what have you been up to during lockdown? What have I been up to? It's actually I've been busier than I've probably been in a long time.

I'm not sure exactly why. I'm trying to figure out. I think everyone's trying to be a little bit extra in the business right now and trying to do more and trying to like compensate and feeling like they're not doing something. And, you know, when people were never really doing live streams before, now there's like 75 live streams a day and I don't know, it just feels a little bit extra. It does feel extra. What's your favorite thing about lockdown and what's your least favorite thing about

lockdown? My favorite thing about the lockdown, well, I just said my good week is having dinner and spending time with you and the dog and that kind of stuff. I feel like I can get to work out and do some things and otherwise I'd just be too exhausted to do. I've set some boundaries where it's like, okay, 8.30 or 9, I'll stop taking calls and I get to it. I love not driving.

The amount of time I've spent in my day in traffic in L.A. Anyway, that's so boring. Okay, what is the story of when you met me? when i want you to tell when i met you or when you met me well i want you to tell the kelty and chris falling in love story from your perspective because i tell it and i want to hear it from your these these girls have listened to me talk for five years about you so i want you to tell me your side do it in great detail not in your chris knight way thank you sorry okay see you guys becca jack i don't just do it to you yeah no kidding um okay so i was working um at a

a division of live nation, which, um, own ticket master at the time, or I guess still does now. And, um, they were trying to work on some like music news and have some like live

content, some like online content to help promote shows and stuff. Um, and so the producer and I had become the producer of that division. I had become friends and he called me one day. He's like, Hey, I just hired this really hot girl to do the music news.

You should come down. I was like, cool. And I hung up the phone. I was like on the way. And so I ran down and he and I were sort of talking as we're going back and forth and like waiting for kelty who was talking to another dude um to take a break and sort of like look up from the thing and like you know she wasn't she was like focused on this binder trying

to like study and whatever and so eventually like we interrupted like hey how you doing like chris and she's like okay hi and then she just like waved and then right back down to her thing so this is i've been like this forever by the way like people becca and jack always get after me because they're like you're like greeting people it's not great when i'm focused on something i can't even see anything else but anyway okay so just for the record do you remember that time no okay great so that happened and then i was like do you remember what i was wearing um no not exactly but then i was like oh this chick's really cute and maybe i should get to know her and so then i started stalking her online and she had um high kicks i hope something

yeah it's some sort of blog and then had these like three pictures of her at the top um i think They were wearing like a Western shirt or something in them. Do you know what I'm talking about? Mm-mm. Well, anyway, you had this website. And I was like, man, this chick's really cute. And I started reading some of the posts. And I was like, oh, damn, she's got a boyfriend.

And so then I just kind of laid low and chilled and didn't say anything about her for a little while. And then we were together at a festival called South by Southwest in Austin. And you were there. And I don't remember what I was there with some acts or whatever. But I came over and I said hello. to a party and you're like hi and then that was it were you like i met you before no oh no i just said hi you're like hi how you doing or maybe i did but it wasn't a very long conversation it was very short just like hey how you doing i don't remember you at all being there yeah thanks a lot

it was like a super that was a super traumatic trip for me in like many ways and i think i was like kind of drunk and also working at the same time was like very beginning of my career hardly working i hardly working for sure but i don't remember meeting you at all okay well and you're so but that's the thing it's like you're so tall you think i would anyway okay so i don't remember meeting you then so then what did you do over two right you went away from austin you went back to la and you're like this chick is not into me but i'll keep trying that's funny i didn't think you were not not into me i just felt like you had a boyfriend and you just probably were not paying attention that's you know so i didn't at south by southwest you didn't no well your blog posts

ended otherwise i didn't want to know what every i wouldn't want all my followers to know what a dumpster fire my life was okay that's riveting okay um and so then i was having a birthday party and i said to that same producer how i had met kelty through the first time was like hey we should invite some people out who do you who do you know he's like oh invite kelty and somebody else and so um kelty came to the party with her friend ali ali yes um and this is the part that i don't remember but allegedly as the story goes that um i had two women one on each arm and i came across the room or whatever and i was like oh hey kelty drunk allegedly yes allegedly um and i was like hey sorry about your job and so what had happened was they'd shut down the entire division

that Kelty was working at, but no one had told Kelty yet. So basically I was the one to sort of say, hey, by the way, you're fired. But the good news is then she remembered who I was, right? Yeah. So then, now that she knows who I am, she messaged me on Facebook a few days later and liked me or sort of became friends, whatever.

I was like, oh, yes, this is on. This is great. I was like, oh, man, she remembers me. She sent me some sort of like or whatever, poke. I don't know what the fuck it was. Um, and so then I wrote her a message on Facebook and I was like, Hey, I want to take you out. I want to call you, you know, can I get your number? And then you wrote back and gave me your number.

And then I called you and we were like talking for a few minutes and something. And then, so out of nowhere, you're like, Hey, I got to go print something. I got to go by. And I was like, well, wait, wait, wait, wait. I want to ask you out. And you're like, okay, cool. Like I'll call you. And then a few days go by and then you call me back and you're like, yeah, I'll go out

with you. Yeah. That's how I went. I had to print something. Did you? I don't know. What was so urgent you had to print at that moment? I was probably like on doing emails while talking to you.

You know how I love my life. Yeah. I'm not good at the focus. So then you asked me out and I said yes. It's true. And you planned a big date for us. Yeah. We went to a place called Street, which now no longer exists.

And we had food that was super, way too foodie for Keltie. because at that time she was basically only eating like peanut butter toast and mac and cheese for other things so my next question is yeah you know we all have our characters on the lady gang and i think i think mine is pretty who how i am um but from a from a husband's perspective what is it like to be married and live with k-type the queen of k-type is that what you call yourself k-type yeah i thought you had like a like a little zanny name or something oh there's like little sandy sandy yeah what was yours jack because she had the sandwiches i don't remember mine little oh i don't remember okay um oh jack was a little sammy i think so yeah no i i don't remember

so the thing about living with kelty is that um she's she's like super extra and then she's just like chill and then just nothing and like introverted and um quiet and chill which is great because it turns out that she's always entertaining right like there's never a day that goes by that i'm not entertained by kelty either by something silly that she does or uh just we have sort of a joke in the household that's like a 10 something always goes wrong for kelty and it's like 10 harder for her than everyone else like what like it could be the most mundane thing like you try and pull out your socks and the whole drawer falls out or you'll put one sock that's pink into the white you know load of laundry or whatever it is it's just everything's just a

little bit harder for you and i'm not sure that it's actually harder or that you're just not paying attention like i still haven't deduced what exactly it is yeah my friend jeff said to me once that i am like a tornado i said oh my technology like my phones my computers they never last very long he's like well yeah because you're super hard on stuff and i was like what do you he's like you live your life like a tornado and you just like plow over anything and it's in your path that's not when you're on uh when you're on a mission absolutely i would say that so um so what else is it like what how do i entertain you well recently you've been getting into tiktoks so there's been a few tiktok dance learning sessions

that are sort of interesting then last night we looked at a bunch of tiktok people and then you try to do some pirouettes yeah so last night we're looking um at videos and then we saw this really good dancer and i was like he's only doing three turns it's not that hard turns out he's doing six but um then i got up in my pajamas with like all my weave in and tried to show him that i could do three turns and i only really did a double i mean i used to be able to do six in my heyday but also like i haven't danced in a decade so the fact that i can still pull out a clean double is something yeah no shade it's more than i can do so okay it's all good yeah no it's fine um am i as crazy as the girls make me out to be

yes oh shit oh shit chris knight no sex for you um you you're pretty crazy yeah you're pretty crazy like nut no hard on other people no i definitely think you have a bad rap you're just like tenacious like if you want something you're gonna go and you're gonna get it and so there's really not a time when like if you set your mind to something you're going to go and you're going to achieve it like if you say hey i want to be a best-selling author cool you're going to work until you get it done and you're going to put in the hours to figure out how to do it and get it done and achieve that and that's something that you've done on every single thing you know early in our this god i don't this is going to be so boring for other people kelty i'm

sorry but okay well it's too late now we're already into it two listens this week chris listening in this car and i listen in my car um no early on i mean listen as a manager like i i represent talent right and so early on i was like you have the potential to be an unlimited earning but you know star right because you really can set your mind to do whatever you want to do and that's super rare um and it's true like you said you wanted to be a host and then you willed your way into being a host and then you want to be an author and this is what your third book fourth book third book i mean the first two were they were good oh thanks chris um so it's been and then you know like you make that list every year and everything comes true like you just work

until it gets done so you're tenacious but you're not you know crazy okay you are crazy i take it back what a crazy way um you're you're crazy that you're just tenacious and you're gonna get it you're gonna work until it gets done yeah you know and a lot of people don't have that sim sort of crazy now i know that you listen to lady gang i almost haven't missed an episode um do you have a favorite episode and do you have an episode that you fucking hate yeah anytime you're mentioning me i usually hate it um which episode do i love oh yeah my favorite was when you um met with becca's friend the trainer do you remember the australian trainer yeah it was so good what was her name um i forget we were in new york yeah

the bossy aussie oh my god she was so good yeah she was telling the story but when she used to like be the guard at the she's running brothel yeah when she ran the brothel god it was so entertaining i think you should have had her on lady gang tv as a guest she was like too much almost kind of i think we could put her on tv maybe not she was awesome do you have a least favorite episode um yeah there was a time actually you were talking about somebody from your past and i was like this is too much i don't want to hear it and like for a little while i was like i'm gonna stop listening because like i just i didn't want to i can't remember what episode it was i just remember thinking to myself driving to work i was like i'm good is it hard to be

chris knight when we're like these open books well i'm very private as a person so it's a little weird um sort of have every detail of our vowel renewal and nipple tassel you know revealed to everybody don't you feel proud um i'm definitely proud of you for of course for everything no no but like don't you feel proud that i'm so fun okay i don't know how to answer that but sure yes okay no i'm sorry i overshare did it bother you when i shared my matt nathanson journal entry oh was that the one when he was on the show yeah no listen i've known for a long time that you know i can't compete with matt nathanson as a second love and like he played at our goddamn wedding you know so like yeah you know it is what it is you just have to learn to accept it

i love you the most if you're gonna run away with matt nathanson it would have already happened so well he's also married yeah and the kid yeah it's not gonna happen i love you the most well that's exciting thank you if you wear your leggings without shorts on top i'll love you more Okay. TMI everyone. Okay. Um, what do you wish I would change about myself? Uh, you get really hard on yourself really fast and I wish you wouldn't do that. I also wish, wish, wish you wouldn't read, um, an Instagram post or a Twitter comment and there's 75 great things. And there's one person who was like, Oh, you have knobby knees or whatever the they say, you know, like, I wish you wouldn't sort of take that into like your brain and harbor it because

you never used to like you used to take an awful lot of crap um and never used to bother you and i see it bothering you now and i don't think you should do that anymore is it kind of because i'm old or there's more on the line like because i don't know when i released my you were we were together when i released my first sort of self-published book rockets rock stars and rock bottom and i was like talking about how i had like dated all these dudes in my 20s and loved a rock star and it was like you know like people knew who they i was talking about and i got a lot of shit for that and like it actually pretty like rolled off me but maybe that's because it was like my own thing in my own little world and now that like i have bosses and other people and like the

girls depend on me like you know we're like a team we have partners like there's more people to let down because before i was just letting myself down and i didn't really care about that i don't maybe yeah i don't know i don't think that's not how i see it i think you're probably it's a larger scale right now what is the sexiest thing about kelty knight about katie knightley i don't know who that is oh it's so difficult to think is there anything left um nothing you want to share yeah not on this podcast particularly okay what is one thing that you find so cute and attractive about me that is not like a nipple

tassel experiment like when we're just doing our daily lives oh um yeah recently it's been your haircut you've come down a couple mornings and it's like been sort of like that just beachy kind of hair yeah and i'm like damn that's cute great what do you hate the most about me oh this is like i'm not gonna get hit or like you know thrown out of the house for this no that you overshare about me oh god my whole brand is that But I am – I do think about it. You think about it and then just throw it out the window and go for it anyway? No.

I think the things that I share are like the things that I would share with my girlfriends at like a brunch. There's certain things that I don't share. Like I've never talked about your – you know what I mean? Anything like that. Yeah. I don't talk about that. I don't talk about – I just made that sound to stop her.

No, I'm not talking about it. But I'm like there are things like I don't talk about your family. I don't talk about my family. Like there are things that I hold really precious. And there's things that you do. Should I be rewarding you for that? I don't know. No, you're not.

I'm not asking you to reward me, but I'm saying like there are certain things that happen in our lives that are, you know, if I really wanted to make people squeal, I would read your vow renewal vows straight up, and I would read them to them. That would be too much. I weep like a child. It's wept.

Oh, sorry. Well, I did that too. not only writing them but reading them yeah I would put that video out of you crying at the dinner table writing your vows the night before did you take a video yeah and then I would put the TikTok

we have TikToks together and dance TikToks and you made me swear that I'd just keep them as drafts and they're drafts this is true because my dance skills are subpar your dance skills are great you're a great dancer subpar alright well now you know about Chris Knight and when we come back Chris is going to help you fix your life

you're listening to the lady gang all right we're back we're back with special guest chris knight how do you think we're doing so far chris uh if i'm being honest i think it's not good but really this is entertaining i don't know what is entertaining we're all stuck in our houses we're doing the best we can okay true fact here's the first question so this is the part of the show where we give you already know bad advice and um all right anonymous says so i've been having really good sex lately with this one guy however one day i fell asleep because i had too many drinks when i woke up we started having sex but then stopped briefly i laughed and i queefed so insanely loud that it threw even him off we stopped having sex right after that i was so embarrassed i

told him it's not a fart but i think he was more disgusted to know it came from my vagina how do i stop the queefing is my vagina too large now from all the sex i've had are men really that turned off by it no usually i can't imagine a sound that loud that would stop me in my tracks and be like okay hold on whoa usually you're just like okay cool like you're not gonna stop having sex because of that people are rubbing their parts there's gonna be noises of course yeah i don't know tell the woman not to worry about it don't worry about anonymous and also your vagina is not too large now from all the sex yeah that's not how vaginas work absolutely and then also tomorrow here's the real problem if tomorrow anonymous you go back and the guy doesn't want to have sex with you then

just leave he's a loser you don't want him anyway but i guarantee that's not the case he's going to be super excited the next time you guys are ready okay number two 28 going on 80 the past two to three years i've thrown my life into my career and it shows i'm making six figures and have a high career trajectory however i feel like this has come at the expense of my personal life and relationship this is perfect for us um i've been with my boyfriend five years and he's wonderful but i feel like i can't be a good girlfriend with my schedule i'm always working and i've gained some weight from the stress i'm trying to make a change but it's obvious that we aren't having enough sex because i feel like it's always me who's too tired too sweaty too busy trying to

be wonder woman at work with my end with my family to maintain a freaking household i don't feel sexy or have sex drive ever what do you guys suggest i do um so one of my bosses said to me actually two of my bosses came to me one time was and i was sort of talking about you know trying to figure out the balance and how i can accomplish more and get more done at work and both of them said to me you need to go home you need to go home right now and you need to spend some time with your wife and they said to me, how much time do you spend with your dedicating time just to your wife?

I was like, I don't know. I see her for an hour before I go to bed and they both laughed. That's inexcusable. You need to make a date night and you need to set it every week and without fail two nights a week, three nights a week, whatever it's going to be, you need to without fail go and spend time with your wife.

I was like, how the hell am I going to get more time by not being in the office and doing work and so i went home and of course kelty wasn't home yet she was out probably podcasting with with the girls and i sat there doing the dishes waiting for her to come home and i thought of five great things that i needed to do and like ways i could improve my business and their whole point was you needed some sort of balance you need some time away from work to be able to do great things at your job and it gives you some perspective and it gives you some life experience

and just sort of general time to reflect. And if you don't do that, you're just sort of keeping track of what everyone else is doing. So what was this girl's name? Is it anonymous? 28 going on 80. Oh yeah, 28 going on 80.

So I think you should do this. You should dedicate some time to your boyfriend because I think you will be happy in your relationship, which will then make you happier in your day and sort of move on from there. And it was really good advice. And even though when I asked Kelty if she could dedicate two nights a week

to me to have a date night, she said, I can give you 10 minutes before we go to sleep. That's what I said. Yeah. But it's true. Like, the more time I've forced myself to come home early and sit with you or sit with your family when they're here has made me better at my job. So that's what I would suggest to you.

I love that. Okay. Number three. Last question. Okay. This is from Safe Word. I've been with my husband for 11 years, married for eight, and we've only been with each other. We have great sex, but my husband has definitely—

How long have they been together? 11 years. Okay, got it. But my husband has definitely become kinkier as the years have gone on. I'm hesitantly trying to open and try new things, but sometimes I feel like I give the hard no because I'm really just tired of him asking. Some things I've enjoyed and some I just tolerate. The problem is once we try something, he constantly wants to do more of it.

I don't want to be prude, but I'd rather more romance, less 50 shades. Help. Well, the answer here is really simple. Actually, I'm going to let you answer, Kelty, and then I'll tell you what I think she should do. Okay. I think that men are dumb. Sorry. True fact.

And you have to ask for what you want. Exactly right. I was just going to say that. You should just be proactive and say, hey, I want to do this. And the guy is going to be like, all right, cool. Like, take a little initiative and show what you want to do, and he'll come around. Yeah. If you want romance, you're going to have to bring the romance.

And if he wants kink, he's going to have to bring the kink. But if he's the only one bringing stuff to the table, then it's just going to be all nipple tassels. You know what I mean? But I think in general, if there are any men listening, that women just love romance. What do you mean? We love romance. Okay, give me an example here. Like when I left on a trip once and you slid like a little card in my jewelry thing that was like, I love you.

Like I've kept that in my jewelry thing my whole time when I travel now. It's like those little things like go really far. so maybe he's not doing romance in the boudoir but he's doing romance in your life i don't know maybe but maybe i mean do you want him do you want to set something up like a dinner and candles like god are we talking about us all of a sudden it's getting weird no no i mean listen it's fine but like i guess that's my point like what what is she looking for yeah you need to be clear yeah like when you say hey this would be romantic for me what if we did a trip to palms i don't know where she lives but a trip to palm springs or something yeah would that be what she's looking

for so this is normally the part of the show where i thank you and then ask you what you want to promote or whatever but since you have a private instagram and you'd hate having your picture taken and you're not selling anything i guess you would just remind people to pre-order the act like the lady book if you want yeah please um kelty hasn't read me read the book yet but oh yeah do we have a copy here no oh well okay one time there was a copy here i looked inside it was just blank pages it was a fake book for the cover just try the cover um act like a lady is available wherever you get your books right now it's going to come out chris will be able to read it with the rest of you on june 2nd and you can follow me at kelty and on tiktok now 10 000 followers what at kelty

night and you can follow back becca and jack and next week we'll be back with another episode probably from becca's house of becca and zach quarantine and then hopefully everyone will stay home stay safe take care of yourselves so that we can go out in the world as soon as possible and the lady gang can be reunited once again okay chris are you ready yeah we'll see you next tuesday thanks for listening and make sure to rate and review this podcast wherever you get your podcast we have new episodes of lady gang every tuesday and thursday follow us on social media at the lady gang uh follow us personally at kelty most importantly at becca and at jack The Lady Gang Network is produced by Will Sterling, Steve Delamater, Kirsten Woodward, and Elizabeth Begwet.

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