LadyGang - Corinne Olympios

Episode Date: March 26, 2018

Bachelor Nation's Corinne Olympios joins the Ladies to talk about her adventures on television as wells as her own podcast on PodcastOne! For a list of all the products mentioned on this episode, visit www.theladygang.com Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at [e-mail]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.

Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello and welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin. Across from me is Kelty Knight. To my right is Jack Vanek. Happy Mother F'n Tuesday. You guys, it's like spring. It's spring has sprung. I mean, it's been spring in LA. It's been summer in LA. It's been summer the whole time.

It's true. It's not really that different from anything else. Jack, your hair is so long. Everyone's hair is getting very long. Elena's hair is like crazy long. It looks like weave. It's not. same with jacks kelty even your hair's growing out yours is not i think it's weave is it weave oh my god elena elena you liar this is a lady game there are no secrets yeah there aren't are they clip-ins what are they they're taped in i like the taped in extensions um i like the beads too um okay anyways it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no i'm gonna go first okay

So, when I first moved into my house, I live in the hills. Wait a second. Good week or a bad week? Thank you, Jack. I was, like, sweating over here. Why can't you just hear it and know? That's what I used to do. No, the rule is you have to say, this is my.

Because that's what Kelty used to yell at me for. I'm not. No, the reason we had to tell you good or bad is because it was like, you would always be like, well, kind of good and kind of bad. You're right. Actually, yours are. That is true. I just wanted to talk about things.

You'd just be like, oh, I ate an apple. You're a dick. that's not the show jack you're a dick true okay okay and out of principle i'm not going to tell you what it is i'm pretty sure yes okay so i live in the hills and the raccoons up there it's very there's a lot of woods and wildlife and it's whatever the raccoons like really do wreak havoc on the neighborhood sometimes they go in the trash cans they're like little like people they can open the lids and blah blah they used to swim in this pond in the backyard that we have or fountain or whatever um and so for a while i was like i know that pond is like that fountain's a

real letdown for you because it's supposed to be so beautiful i know you can't have water no they go and they take dumps in it so anyways i was like very not anti-raccoon but sort of like what a nuisance well today i went on a hike really early in the morning with a friend of mine at 6 30 in the morning and we're coming down the hill and there is a little raccoon in the middle of the road it's a good week suffering and there's neighbors who are also out walking their dogs and they're concerned they were like there's something wrong it's just one little baby one little how big like like a smaller than orly smaller than orly like a melon like a there's no it's a small watermelon i don't know like small but it looked like it was really really

really struggling and it couldn't get up and i was just like standing there with the neighbors and they called animal control and they were sitting there saying that somebody's been putting rat poisoning in their yard and every day there's been a raccoon dying a slow death in the road and i'm not kidding you i it was like i was watching my own dog do you know what i mean because it's an animal with feelings suffering and i just was like so sad and i it ruined my entire day so what happened so they called animal control and then i'm on that next door app and they had to euthanize it because it was too far gone and they've had to euthanize every single one of these yeah and did they find out who the neighbor was that was doing that no and like how

do you i don't even know how you would find out but it's just oh my god it's like heartbreaking it's the saddest thing i've ever seen it's so painful it's suffering and you can't go over there because you don't know if they have like a disease or whatever terrible anyways terrible bad week and i hate being up to date on it on the app next door whenever oh my god well imagine living in venice where there's things going on like stabbing oh yeah what is next door should i be honest yeah it's just like your neighborhood like they tell things that are going on around your neighborhood so like i can just be like i just got home paparazzi come yes no because the only people that see it are the people who like live in the neighborhood so it's helpful you know

what i mean it's nice like having a party there's like sirens i guess you could i don't know it's We're like, no, it's like, oh, there's a man stealing the mail. Right. Right. And we got a picture like if somebody has something stolen, some people have been able to find it because they've had surveillance cameras. Right. Neighbors will all go through their surveillance cameras and like find the woman who was stealing

dogs in Beverly Hills. That's how they found her. Did you hear about this? No. Oh, my God. There's a woman running around. I'm upset that we're not on topic, but I'm also. I know.

I know. You're riveted. Okay. So here's my good week. Okay. It wasn't going to be my good week, but then I thought about my visit. Ah, you're making it relevant. I'm coming.

I'm circling back around. I ate an apple. So there's a woman who got, they got a quick shot of her from a camera going into someone's yard in Beverly Hills and stealing a little tiny Pomeranian. And this has happened a few times. And these people go around stealing dogs out of people's yards that are cute little like full bred. Is that what it's called?

Pure bred. I'm such an idiot. Pure bred. I think full bred is like the opposite of the kind of dog you want. Full bred. It's like, your sister and your brother had a baby full bread. No, that's in bread. I was like, where are you going with that?

We're all over the place. So this woman stole a Pomeranian, and they've been doing it all over, and they found her. There's a TV show that's all about crimes being solved through surveillance photos. It's pretty awesome. Yeah. It's pretty cool. There's always something fun. That's your good week?

All animal-oriented. I want to go, because mine is sort of relevant. That is a good week. It was a happy ending, Kelty. I'm so happy for the lady who stole the Pomeranians and the justice of it all. That's such a great week. Okay. Well, my bad week is really relevant, but I'm going to start with my good week.

So I have a new phrase. What? It's sexual sorbet. And it is a sexual encounter designed to cleanse the proverbial palate before entering a new relationship. So basically, it's like the first person that you have sex with. Well, how it was described to me is the first person that you have sex with after the ex. The ex. so then you can go to a new relationship

because then your palate is cleansed and you are like ready to go so your last hook up wasn't the ex well to be honest I didn't read this before I just read it right now but I took it as when somebody was telling it in the lady gang it's like I would think it's the first person you have sex with

after a relationship to kind of cleanse the disgustingness of your last relationship but could it be a new relationship or is it just a one night stand to like oh who's your last relationship and you're like, Dave, for one night. Like, you're not like, I loved him so much. I'm sad still.

Yeah, you got to have the one to kind of, like, kick it into gear. All the dicks. It's like saging your vagina. It is. I loved it. Ooh, I feel like there's a word there. Something about saging. Sagina.

No. Nobody sages their vagina, by the way. Vage. That sounds very... Vaging. Vagina sage. Yeah, vaging. It needs to be sex.

It needs to be, like, sex and sage. Okay, well, we obviously can't come up for words, so keep sending them in okay so my bad week has to deal with animals and death which is sad also a uh by proxy bad wheat and also like the best are you just gonna tell it karma why don't you just tell the story we don't need the synopsis okay so wait okay so basically a friend of a friend of mine her dog died and he was like a really big like lap big big dog okay she lived in manhattan i don't know why she did this but she wanted to bring the body of the dog to her parents house that lived like somewhere else so she put the body of the dog the dog's dead body

into a suitcase like a big suitcase she brings it to um like she checked it on an airplane no she was like bringing it with her on the subway to go onto a bus to go home right so she's like going into the subway she's bringing it down the stairs and this guy comes up to her and he is like oh can I help you with your bag blah blah blah she's like sure the dog is heavy it's like 80 pounds so the guy starts like help her with the bag and he's like oh what do you have in the bag that's so heavy and she was like so embarrassed and didn't know what to say so she's like oh I just have like some laptops in there and he was like oh the guy takes the bag steals it runs away no can you imagine oh this guy what his face when he opens the bag and there's a

dead dog so like is she so upset yeah i mean it's like the worst week for her like total bad week but also bad week for the guy that's like a double that's a bad week squared yeah it's pretty bad karma's real it's like the most instant karma i've ever heard in any story also how did he run with like an 80 pound bag i think it was like a wheelie bag but like how insane is that all the whole thing was insane i'm gonna pick it up from here yeah we hate you i'm gonna pick it up from here i got a new piece of exercise equipment at the gym ankle weights good week i'm so excited about them i bought them at marshall's i've been wearing them for all my workouts and i've always had a real pancake ass and i think my ass is getting much fluffier and like i'm getting more

like like round in the ass because i'm doing all my workouts my normal workouts i would normally do with weights already but with an extra 2.5 pounds on each foot and i want to say ankle weights are back jane fond is of the world oh my god bring him up you're amazing now you got to go to a step class i do i love step step i don't know why they don't have him anymore no i think people get hurt so much it's really hard i love step to coordinate when you do like and then you like go down the other side and you're like we try to find a step class in los angeles yeah i like seriously love that at the let's do the next lady hang it's just a step class but we need to get someone epic to teach it yes like richard simmons but not because he's because he's not hiding but

somebody like that maybe maybe suzanne summers oh my god jane fonda i was just when everybody has to dress in like 80s workout clothes yes it would be so fun oh my god and i'll wear a thong body suit with shorts underneath yeah with bike shorts and and shimmer tights shimmer tights and rebox and we're gonna have lady gang ankle weights yeah oh god that's such a good idea okay See how good of a week this was. Okay. It really turned itself around because I was not that excited. I wasn't.

Bad week. I was in New York and I was pretty stressed out. I had like one of those days where it's so busy, but you're like, I have to eat something or I'm going to pass out. So I went to this place called Pret-a-Mange, which is like in New York, it's just like a little deli and it has like grab and go food. And so it's right across the street from my work. Oh, they do?

I wish they did. Oh, it's good. so they have one right across the street from my work and i always get the same exact wrap it's um an avocado and pine nut veggie wrap and so it's like wrapped up and so and then i get that in like a spark and water and i go to town so you didn't need to know about the spark of water but anyway so i'm in like a big rush and i go and i grab the wrap and i grab the sparking water i check out i go back to the office and like i'm getting my makeup touched up so i'm kind of like eating while i'm not really looking at the food and i'm like halfway through the sandwich and i'm

like there was meat in it something is weird with this sandwich it was a turkey sandwich i haven't eaten meat since i was in yes eighth grade i was like 15 years old i was like i just was eating it slowly and then like i looked at the other half of the wrap and i was like no no i think that's just avocado like there was so much sauce on it it was like kind of difficult to tell anyway i I ate half a turkey sandwich without knowing it, and I am still upset about it. Did you get sad? Also, you know what? People at Pret-a-Mange or whatever it is, if you pick out a sandwich from the sandwich aisle,

and then you're like, change your mind, and then you're like, oh, avocado and pine nut. Don't put the freaking turkey from over across the way in the turkey, in the pine nut section, because it says the pine nut, because that's not cool, man. Maybe you should look at the label when you buy something. I don't know that there was a label. I think it was just a wrap. There definitely was a label. Like a stamp that said, this one is this.

You can't even read a full email. I guarantee you didn't read the label on that wrap. I definitely did not read the label. You skimmed it. But that's because I read the sign that said, this is where the avocado. You should be more careful if you're going to be so high maintenance. Or else meat's going to slip its way into your life until you're a full-blown carnivore like us. And I thought for a second, I was like, ooh, is my hair going to grow?

Are my eyes going to twinkle because I ate meat and all the protein? Because you know for years when you don't eat meat, people are like- You look a little gray. They're like, how do you get protein? I'm like, greens, bitch. But I don't eat greens either. I just eat candy. But, you know, it can't be your house, and I eat garlic fries.

But anyway, okay, that's it. So when we come back, we're really excited because Corinne Platinum Vagin Olympios is here. Now back to the Lady Gang. We're back. Our guest today is fellow podcaster who also hosts her own show, So Random, on Podcast One. She's part of the family. She is the one-of-a-kind reality TV star that you love to hate until you realize you just kind of loved her. The woman who made platinum virgin a verb, and she is as real as it gets.

Please welcome to the Lady Gang, Corinne Olympios. Welcome to the Lady Gang, girl. Thanks, guys. There we go. P.S., we've been trying to get you on this show for so long. Oh, my goodness. I don't know if they told you. We've been, like, you know, you've been on our list for a long time.

Oh, well, I'm so honored. So then you started the podcast, and we're like, oh, you're in part of the family. Now we can have her. That was our in. That was the only way we were going to get you. Yeah. Are you loving being a podcaster? I love it because no one can tell me what to say or what to do.

Yeah. So it's my time to express myself and talk about whatever the heck I want to talk about, and it's the best thing ever. Are you jealous or in competition with other Bachelor podcasters? Because lots of people have started and then failed. Her face right now. Oh, my God. Sorry.

If you could see my face, I literally don't care about anyone or anything, and anyone can do whatever the hell they want to do, but I'm going to do it better. Oh, that's right. Make that a t-shirt, please. What happens on your podcast? Do you have guests? I have guests. I play games.

I talk about anything and everything. That's why it's called So Random. I didn't want to have something to stick to every time. So you're like the opposite of us. We have a very strict schedule that Kelsey is so anal about. And we have to stick to it And she's freaking out right now Because she probably wants to ask another question

I do want to ask another question But I appreciated all that love you gave me For helping you make your podcast every week I really enjoyed I don't know if I saw it on your Twitter or your Instagram But you said They call people the new Corinne But there is no new Corinne

Can we talk about this? Oh my god, I don't know who they were talking about I mean, now I assume they were talking about Crystal Honestly, I thought they were talking about Chelsea Which is funny Because they're trying to, like, make her the villain in the beginning, it seemed like. Yeah, and she failed so miserably. I had such high hopes for you, Chelsea.

I'm so sorry that you just died out. But, oh well. Sayonara to you last night. Sorry. But, you know, it happens. No, I totally didn't know for sure who they were talking about, but I was just like, there's no new Corinne regardless. Like, there is going to never be a new me because there's only one me. And I wasn't, like, I'm one of a kind.

But the thing is, is that what bothered me so much about Crystal is that she tried so hard to be a certain character. Like, with me, it was just, that was me. That was just Corinne. You know what I'm saying? And I was the same way in front of the girls that I was in front of Nick. Like, this is me. Sorry. With her, she was trying so hard in her interviews to be this character and, like, play it up so much.

And then she became someone totally different in front of Ari. like that's just phony that's just fake and oh my god i just spit everywhere sorry guys i love it we're gonna sell that later on ebay keep this baby alive and you know it's just like calm down well she even had a different voice when she was talking on the show and then you see interviews of her and she had a very like way lower normal voice yeah and like i hate hate hate her do you know that i can't even do it it's so annoying they did like a check no i can't do it they did like a whole compilation on jimmy kimmel of it would you rather have had ari on your season well okay here's the thing what's going on with nick right now i have no

idea but he has like a stick up his ass and i i've heard that not just like from me and like from what i've been going through with nick nick has always been a really good friend to me and like he had my back the whole season so i don't know what's going on with him that he's so grumpy and mean to people lately. But he threw shade on my Instagram so recently. Just like, he's just being weird.

Like, stop being weird. But you were reunited. Everyone thought you were dating. I read the headlines. I don't want to talk about that because I'm talking about that on my podcast on Thursday. Okay.

But, yeah, anyways, Nick has just been, like, weird lately and, like, I don't know. You know why? You know why? He's dating January Jones? Because of that?

Now he thinks he's too cool for everybody? Because he thinks he's famous now. No, this is what happened. Okay, well, he needs to take a chill pill. No, it's after the dancing with the stars.

here's what I know from covering Hollywood if you become famous and loved on Bachelor or reality TV it's great and lots of people go on to launch like you're Ali Fedotowski or you know you like launch brands and continue on but if you do the double dip of Bachelor

and then a Dancing with the Stars then you just flatline. No you believe that you are a star because you've been on Dancing with the Stars and like you're sitting beside Rocky Balboa. Wait did he do Dancing with the Stars? Yes he did pretty good he had PETA remember I don't watch it. He has a big head now.

He definitely has a big head. He didn't have that in the beginning. He definitely changed. Yeah, fame changes people. Nick, mad respect, Nick. Mad respect. But I don't know this attitude recently. I'm not liking it.

There's nowhere to go up from where he is. I never thought Nick was hot. I didn't either. But I don't think Ari's hot either. He looks like a potato. Oh, I thought he was a lot. He does look like a little potato. It's like if he highlighted, got one of those, like, do you remember when you were a kid?

The cap? I brought out the tips. Yeah, you couldn't afford highlights from the salon, so you got the cap. So you put it in the cap. And then it came out with a noodle, and then you, like, pulled a thread out. Do you remember that? It's like what Justin Timberlake did. Yeah.

I feel like Nick could be Justin Timberlake. But, like, not a hot version. But, like, bland as fuck. Like a Z-Grade. Z-Grade. Yeah, but, like, with the noodle hair. He's bland. He has the Brillo hair.

Milk toast vanilla pudding. I'll never forget when I first, like, when he was with Vanessa. Sorry. He made a wrong choice. but anyway and they were like doing their interview the day after it was announced and i sat with them and i was like people don't think this is real the internet doesn't think it's real they were both like so nasty about it oh they oh i had the same thing because right away like i was interviewing about it and i was just like it's not gonna last 100 no they were so mad and they

got so mad at me nick didn't say anything to me because like nick and i had this like mutual respect for each other but vanessa was so pissed you could tell they hated each other huh you could tell they hated each other even on the show oh my god they were miserable like i i actually heard that the day after they got engaged when they stayed a few days together in the house um with producers still i heard that um that very first day like the first two hours they were there they were like it was just down but i will say like i remember i was like happy happy happy and then got engaged and then that entire two years okay are we going into like some uncharted territory right now realize like oh shit i have to be with this person forever

you really take a close magnifying glass at them and you're like oh shit did i make an error so they probably were like oh this has been so fun i want to win the bachelor and like i'm gonna propose that to him and they're like everybody makes win the bachelor you're not trying to win the bachelor it's not a game show you're trying to fall in love and that is the most common mistake Like, I think everybody makes. You won. I won because I just always win, and that's fine. I thought you was winning.

Somebody has to win. I have a question. If Nick ended up picking you at the end, do you think that you guys would have stayed together at all? Well, yeah, because my feelings from when I got sent home at that time, like, I was really in a place where, like, I had just told him that there was, like, also beside, like, my crazy moments, there was so much emotional conversation that had happened between us and we got to that point for me i feel like you never know he's probably gonna throw shade at this too but because he's just sour but i was really at that place where i was like you know what like i can really see myself with this person yeah i was so excited about him i was just like smitten and he at the

time let me be my silly funny self and he would like laugh with me and I liked that. Yeah. And so I was like really in a good place and you know it was so funny because all the producers told me that he had the best time on my hometown

date. I mean it looked like it. Yeah. It was so shocking when I got sent home that day. Really it was. Does he have a small penis? I didn't see his penis ever. Have you ever heard anything about his penis? I don't know. There's no newsletter that goes out.

There's no news about the penis. Like, saw it. I feel like there's some little penis energy coming out of that body. Oh, allegedly. Okay. Well, don't say that because he'll come for you if you say that. But Becca, totally go to town. Come at me, Nick.

Okay. What's your last name? What? Lyle. Tiny Bean. I remember I saw him at like a party after he was, was he on Caitlyn's season? Yeah. Ah, yes.

And Andy's season. Oh, yeah. Oh, right. And Paradise. He's a cockroach. oh my god um okay well is there any other you would think this guy scorned me i don't even know you i actually only watched up until i think his first season uh andy season yeah i think that that was the only time i ever saw him and then i didn't watch my season no i mean i saw i saw

snippets of it i saw this one right here i'm a bachelor super fan yeah so i what do you want ask jack i don't i mean i i don't know i'll figure something out okay well we're gonna play a game then play a game okay so this game is called the two-on-one and basically i put together a list of things that no thanks um i put a list of things together and we each have to go on a two-on-one date with them and we have to send someone home okay okay are you ready okay who's the question for everyone everyone okay okay sushi or italian food who do you want to send home italian you're to go for sushi yep oh my god i don't know she's really torn i am i thought she was going to be like this is stupid okay do i want ravioli today or do i want sugarfish today oh there's a sugarfish

right down the street, P.S. I think I'm going to send home sugarfish today. I just need a ravioli in my bod. I'm not a fan of Italian food at all. Oh, that's so really sad. I can't. Or Mexican.

What about good calz... What? Did you say Mexican? Nobody hates Mexican food. I do, and garlic. It's Taco Tuesday today. I know. I'll drink margaritas.

Okay, great. So you don't hate Mexican food. You could never go to Bachelor in Paradise. I know. I know. You know what, Jack? You honestly should go on The Bachelor. No.

I dated Elon. You did? Oh, yeah. We didn't talk about that. Short-lived, but yeah. Yeah. You did? For people who don't watch The Bachelor, who the fuck is Elon?

He's a producer. He's got big hair. He has big hair. He can really manipulate you. And he is my literal lifesaver. He's the best. Is he cute? Yeah.

He looks like the guy from Cannon Crows. He does look like Adam Duritz. He looks like Adam Duritz. So if you're Courtney Cox in 97, thinking Adam Durst is hot, then he's hot. If you're me in 2018, it's a no for the hotness. Are you pulling him up? We're really bagging on the bachelor man right now. I just love him.

He's a nice guy. He's a wonderful human. Why are you not a match? Yeah, that's him. He has a girlfriend now. Oh, but what happened? What? What happened?

Yeah, I need to know. I'll tell you later. Okay. Oh. Not something I want to tell the entire world. You're literally talking about yeast infections? No, it's okay. All right, next.

I'm sending home sushi. I'm going to have Italian. Okay. Two on one. Kylie's baby or Kim's baby? Oh, my God. This is crazy. Kim's baby is named Chicago, and Kylie's baby is named Stormy.

Stormy Chicago. By the way, I love the name Storm, but the E just really throws it off. It's actually an I, but it's pronounced E. It's like a stripper. I thought it was an E. That's an ultimate stripper name. Stormy with an I. Now taking the stage, Stormy with an I.

Stormy Daniels. Yes, thank you. You're right. Wow, interesting. Jack, what baby would you want to spend time with? Can I kick them both off? Can I kick them both off? You know the things that Becca and I don't care about.

And Kardashians, it's one of them. But I love that Corinne is playing along and she's deep in thought. She is. She's really weighing her options. I'm like so into this right now. Okay, so you have a reason and who do you want to send home? Little Stormy? or chicago is that a girl or a boy i don't even know if it's a girl or a boy oh it's a girl

are they both girls yeah month apart what's oh chicago's a girl yeah oh no she gotta go just her name she gotta go shy shy shy or chai not chai chai town chai people say chai town but they're gonna call her shy i know but chai town i don't think people say chai town no it's chai it is yeah yeah i've only seen it spelled okay we are smart okay um next dumb oh this is a person for you jason momoa i don't know who that is pull them up please or chris hemsworth i don't know who either of these people are they're like the two hottest men in the world i'm so bad jason momoa is from game of thrones oh my god i love him is that john snow no oh just kidding me who is that Jason Momoa is so hot.

What's her name? Adele Trekkie. I need to know. Look at him. Look at him. You're not even on the microphone, but look at him. He's like massive. Okay, now Chris Hemsworth.

We're going to pull up a picture of Chris Hemsworth. I actually would like to sleep with Chris Hemsworth. Have I told you my Chris Hemsworth story? No. He was my next door neighbor. Him and Liam before they were famous. Shut up. Chris Hemsworth.

Did you ever have sex with him? No, because I was so young I didn't think they were hot because I thought Ryan Ross was hot. Gross. And here's Chris Hemsworth. okay i'm gonna send home chris hemsworth and what's his name jason momoa jason momoa you can hit me up okay he's married she's he's married to lisa benet i think but it's fine okay becca that's tough it is maybe has there ever in the history of bachelor been like i'm not getting rid of anyone at the two-on-one but i'll get rid of someone at the house or like i mean i

i'm the most intrigued by chris hemsworth's wife i think she's one of like the most beautiful people ever cool this game is her i'll choose him so i could get to her okay i'm keeping them both because i got rid of both the babies it's actually smart i'm getting rid of chris hemsworth because jason momoa is definitely gonna be my hall pass probably smell definitely he definitely stinks he doesn't wear deodorant ball vinegar for sure and he's got a full bush oh yeah it's a jungle down there 100 right it is if you have that on your head you have that on your little head and it probably smells like apple cider vinegar down there he definitely uses some kind of organic bullshit now it's

gonna change my life you're gonna think of jason lomo's balls now okay next starbucks Oh, coffee bean gone. Get out, coffee bean. Ew, disgusting. They're powdered flavors? What is that? I do like coffee beans ice. They do have good ice.

The little baby ice. The crunchy ice. But other than that, they can be good. It's also like hospital ice, though. Like, come on. It is hospital ice. It looks so gross. It looks like ballpark ice.

Ew. The tiny ice? I love it. It reminds me of Taco Bell, which is not a good thing to remind me of. It's gross. Okay, Chris Martin or Gavin Rossdale? oh i don't know these people either gavin rossdale is he hot still i just saw him he's like wrinkled he's very androgynous right he's a little feminine but he's so he was so he definitely

has like a cheat on my wife vibe i like him when he was like that's not runge you know pull me up a 1997 gavin if someone's hot they're hot no matter no that's for life no but go to glycerine Gavin Rosdell Glycerine With a red t-shirt Chris Martin just does nothing to my vagina There's not a single tingle Ever not once

Chris Martin's the singer of Coldplay Hot Corinne Corinne how old are you I'm 26 She's too young guys Yes she is How old are you guys

We're like in our 40s I don't know why. You're hot. No, Jack's looking at her 30. I'm 30. I'm the youngest. Hold on. Gavin Rostel's hot.

I vote Gavin. I do, too. Yeah. We're really showing our age right now. I don't want to be there. I say no. She's throwing out both babies. They're both stuck on the island.

Okay, next. Spice Girls or Destiny's Child? Spice Girls. Spice Girls is staying. Staying. Spice Girls stays always. Always. Will you use your celebrity to get a backstage pass to their new world tour?

Excuse me? They reunited. I'm going to faint. yeah no it's real are you kidding me no it's real they've reunited i use my celebrity stat to run backstage and meet miley cyrus at wingo tango that's so random do you know who i am because i had to meet her yeah i've never done that in my life and did you get back what she said she was like oh my god go i was like really i swear to And what did Miley say?

And Miley was like, cool. You think the other way? The other way over. She was like chill? She was like so manly. Yeah. What'd you say to her? I was like, oh my God, I'm honestly like one of her biggest fans ever.

And my publicist at the time was like, she's from The Bachelor. And she was like, cool. See you later. Sorry, I keep hitting you. It's part of the whole thing. Now it was weird. now after meeting famous people are you like less excited about them no i love her you're so what does your tattoo say it says miley forever i'm just kidding it says fearless because i'm

emo anyway forever um okay so next is destiny so you're sending home destiny's child me too what spice were you baby spice baby spice for sure i was baby and then ginger and then back a baby oh i was baby and then posh oh i feel like you're a little posh spice okay i'm like a perfect balance of both yeah even in real life i love that that's how you describe yourself that is how i should can you make your profile on the perfect baby baby and posh spice and then just irl in real life in real life i love that okay that's pretty impressive actually i hope when podcast one does they're like she's the for like the beginning of your podcast they just take out everything about you and it just goes she's the perfect she's

the perfect match of baby and posh spice oh irl okay next jik jone jik jonas nick jonas or joe jonas oh my god jonas gone nick all the way they're both so short you could probably date nick i literally am so okay i have to show you guys i'm so women i'm so creepy oh am i not old enough i'm so creepy i literally was drunk one night and i dm'd him and i was like hey nick smiley face did he read it you know i never even checked i just deleted it that's the way delete the shame literally was so embarrassed i can't i can't deal i recently heard him on a podcast and i really was so hot a little like i don't he like takes himself very seriously but then tries to act as if he does not you know that like oh yeah and like to me it's kelsey

knights it no no you're a desperation station and you don't yeah it's like he i just i couldn't get down with it he's like been celibate for a while like god like okay jack you should date him me no way i don't think he's attractive oh i was just saying because you're born again virgin 2018 and him like together you could make it just fireworks that's all i want is just to date somebody and never have sex sounds so fun what are you gonna do joe or nick none they're both gone i'm gonna save it for something better it comes along you can't stop it it's not actually not how this game works at all but okay um all right last one megan marvel i was wondering what you're laughing at megan markle and harry or william and kate william and kate gone i like megan markle

you know she was on deal or no deal yeah i didn't know that into american dream you too no 100 a girl at w meg or somewhere was telling me she was like oh yeah megan used to like call me all the time and try to shenagle ways to get in WMeg and I was like I'm so like you know like it's like me calling the paparazzi in myself like Meghan was at that level. She's thirsty. Thirsty and I love now that she's

like her first her thirst is realized she's like the most famous woman in the world. People are like buying her coats like I'm excited for Meghan Markle. She wanted this. She wanted this fame. I don't know if she wanted Harry but she wanted to. I want Harry. She wanted to be a princess. Everybody wants to be a princess.

I would not want that either. When you said on your season that, like, that's how you want, like, what you were looking for, everyone was like, she's, I can't believe it. It's not okay. And then when Meghan Markle does it, they're like, quit your job, Meghan. Go marry the prince. That's bullshit. BS. Double standard.

What are you going to do? I'm going to keep, I'm going to get rid of Meghan Marble. Okay. Her thirst is so thirsty. It's too thirsty. Wait, are you getting rid of both of them? No, I'll keep Kate and William. They're, like, fine.

fine but you're getting rid of them as a couple but kate's um her heels like upset me she wears a lot of kitten heels she's pregnant though like cut the girl a break even when she didn't she still wore a kitten heel it's fine whatever at least she wasn't thirsty af no she wasn't yeah because didn't they meet like they met like in college yeah she didn't have time to be thirsty yeah no remember when megan well i love the world so much maybe when megan was like he bought the diamonds in botswana because botswana is very special for us and i was like or when she's like there's no one an accent isn't she american she kind of has a weird accent she's a madonna but yeah my whole thing is like i went on a safari with my husband too yeah it's the most

magical time in your life like if you go to a safari and seeing the elephant and elephant babies does nothing to you then you're dead inside don't tell me about betswana obviously it was magical i was mostly offended by them telling the story of getting engaged she's like we were roasting a chicken i'm like who are you you literally pranced around in miniskirts holding a briefcase for years all of a sudden now she's and now she's like i don't know get out of my face i love her you're bland not bland okay when we come back crin's gonna help you figure out your life hey ladies get funky ask the lady gang and we're back that was fast um okay so for this part of the podcast we have our listeners writing questions and we're gonna give them like

kind of decent advice but probably really bad got it got it okay first question comes from melissa melissa says i've been dating my boyfriend for almost two years we're both 26 and work for the same investment firm but different offices he was recently offered an opportunity to move to denver where you could primarily be traveling monday through friday flying around the country and meeting clients this is pretty much his dream job while he's still young but it's is still unsure of, my god, but still unsure because of the movie. I can't see anything because I don't have my glasses on.

Are you trying to read this without glasses? I'm so impressed. Where are your rapist glasses? They're at my house. I only have my pee glasses. Can I do this, please? I'm in pain. I'm in f***ing pain. I can't see. Should I start over? Yeah, start over. Also, these are so long

and I didn't read through them. It's like four sentences, Jack. Every week you say the questions are so long. Every week they come to me in a goddamn chapter book. And I take them down to a paragraph. I can't help you what the lady gang writes. I've already deleted half the story. You don't know this.

They met when they were 15. I took that out of the story, okay? I've already edited this, so stop every week being like, these questions are so long. They're still long. How are you complaining? Your job is so hard. You just have to read. I can't read when I can't see.

Do you not have to memorize this much every day of my life? That's why I'm not an actress. Okay. All right. Ready? Yeah. I've been dating my boyfriend for almost two years. We're both 26.

They met when they were 15 and work for the same investment firm, but different offices. He was recently offered an opportunity to move to Denver, where he would primarily be boring to me. Shut up. Primarily be traveling Monday through Friday, flying around the country, meeting with clients. This is pretty much his dream job while he's still young, but is still unsure because of the move. I'm supportive, but I'm sad.

he talks about coming back to san francisco every weekend but i'm not naive and realize that's fairly unrealistic i want this to work and i love him a lot but how do people do this with no set return date so basically he's moving for his job and they're going to be in a long distance relationship but why is he moving if he's just going to be traveling the whole week why doesn't he just stay where he is and then travel and then go back to there i don't get it like why move Because I don't think he's actually, um, maybe he has to like be based out of Denver. Denver seems like a place people are based out of where you work out of Denver. No one's ever like I'm based in Toledo.

Have you guys heard of the Denver international airport conspiracy theory? No. There's like all this weird, like a cult stuff at the airport and like it's shaped in like a pentagram and like all this shit. Excuse me. Oh my God. This stuff scares me. Me too.

Look it up. Oh God. Jack's very of the world. you'll probably be haunted after you leave here today. Yeah, right? She has her own true crime broadcast, too. Broadcast? Broadcast.

Megan Marple. Broadcast. Nobody can say anything today. Okay, Melissa. I don't really, I still didn't really understand the question. How can you not understand this? Don't, just take a moment, okay? I love that Jack handed you off the job

and immediately checked her Instagram. She was like, I'm going to get you rated. i'm like we're right here oh my god like i guess i'm done do you want to do you want to take her for your podcast she's really viable i have an idea we'll make a duo and you make a deal got it she's like no thanks it'll be so random god damn it dude okay ready she'll be like so this is long okay melissa i'm really sorry you had to endure that before getting your advice your terrible advice that's coming no this is what zach and i did for a long time there was no return date um of like when we'd be in the same city and we were both working at our like

quote dream jobs um i think if you you clearly love him a lot he loves you just make it work you're 26 it doesn't mean you have to like rush into being like suddenly old people who live in the same house and sleep in the same bed every night like it can keep things kind of exciting too it's so fun when you don't see your husband or boyfriend and you can like show up and like yeah it's on southwest airlines in this trench coat and lingerie oh my god well we've talked about this a bunch of times with long distance it's like it is it really tests your relationship like if you can make it through a long distance like you're probably going to be set yeah no i just i don't trust long distance i just don't do it i don't trust it i was in a long

distance relationship and i went to shit so no listen i just i don't like i firsthand seen like what guys do when they're like not i mean it's just like it's not no one's gonna just not ever like flirt with a girl this and that like i just i don't deal with that like honey no you're gonna find yourself a man that's gonna be there okay for you always and forever xoxo gossip corn yes that's my thing it's so good it's so good all right becca okay um okay so we're i mean half of you guys it's a very split decision melissa i think you guys can do it nope you don't your relationship is trash i personally after going through one long distance relationship that the distance wasn't the reason why it was ruined however i still wouldn't do it again

unless it was like they already have such a foundation it's two years like yeah you know what i mean yeah but after two years and then going on a long distance thing could also mean like he wants to kind of explore while she's not around he'll do that either way i feel like people are going to do that regardless though exactly so don't do it but no i'm saying even if you live in the same city no if a guy is like harder can i interrupt for a second yeah what do you have to poop again no i just i gotta just interrupt you're so pretty what oh my god i look like a psycho today no like no offense to you guys your face is amazing i know i was really asking are you oh my god thank you seriously thank you like you have a really good nose and cheekbones and

your shape face is like small i don't know i'm thank you you're beautiful oh my god that is so honestly like irl that really made me like blush inside that would have creeped me out but i'm glad you enjoyed no i really love when people tell me i'm pretty because i already think i'm pretty so like when people also tell me that i'm pretty wait a second do you seriously think every day you wake up, I'm so pretty. No, absolutely not. Ask my team. I drive them out and I'm like, I don't know what is going on with the left side of my cheek today

but like, no. There's just some times where like you just, no. It's just not working. You're not feeling it. It's like I'm having a weird face day. That's what I call them, weird face days. Yeah. It's like my face is doing something weird and you can't help it. It starts moving. I think actually you're prettier in real life which I hate when people say that. Everyone says that.

Yeah. Everyone says that. Camera's hard sometimes. I know I'm way prettier in real life so when you see me on TV just add like 10 points it's not true okay next question i'm gonna kill you okay number two alexa pretty thank you is alexa so mad that her name is now the alexa yeah i would be pissed okay she's 23 years old and am both blessed and cursed with still looking like a teenager i often still get carded for r-rated movies and people are shocked when i say that i already graduated from college and work in the corporate world i want to start looking like my age and i want

people to take me more seriously because i know when people initially look at me they only see my young looks and my short stature i feel like this also hinders my dating life because guys think i'm younger than i am and i don't look so womanly compared to other girls how do i step up my style and look so that i and look so that i look my age and can be treated like the woman that i am nobody believes how old i am and i'm always id'd always and i don't think it's a bad thing that's a great thing yeah tell me more about that what's that feel like like just embrace it like i think it's funny like my my younger sister who's nine years younger than me she never gets carded like when we go out to dinner with our parents and like they'll put like a wine glass

in front of her and like ask me for my id and it's so funny because i'm nine years older than her yeah and i just think it's funny well i'm like it's it's fun it's cute i mean like when when we're older we're gonna want to look younger anyways yeah all we want is a time i used to look young and and you're like oh you don't look your age like everyone's like oh my god are you 26 always and i'm like yeah i don't look my age and then the day comes that you still people guess your age and they are right and you're like knife shot through the heart yeah yeah your time will come yeah enjoy it while you enjoy those years i played a high school cheerleader till i was 27 and one day i woke up and looked like my mother okay so just so you know enjoy it and don't

complain about it there could be way worse problems like you looking way older it's true no and no guys like oh i can't wait to get with that girl that looks like a dirty rag like an old leather basketball it's true you know what i mean like i don't know that there's any guys that are like oh man you don't have any wrinkles she looks so young if you're in the corporate world and maybe also yeah maybe you're dressing dress a little more grown up if you really want to be taken seriously yeah wear some heels get like a grown-up haircut learn how to contour your face with some bronzer and you're good. You're good to go, girl.

Get a little A-line. Alright. This is Caroline. I'm 20 years old. I work full-time and go to school full-time. I'm working to get my business degree and I work for a great company. I'm at the bottom of the food chain in this company and I hope to work my way up.

I would like to talk to my boss about a higher position, but don't know how. How should I approach my boss on this situation and how do I work my way up to become a badass lady boss let's talk about elena no there are lots of people in the world and how you get promoted and get more and more and more in life is you have to people always say do you remember that quote of like how you get coffee is how you'll run a business one day like the thing that i noticed like elena when we first started working together is like her attention to

detail because i'm so spacey like she would get me lunch with the same vigor as she would like build a website or code something you know what i mean and it's like being good at everything and no jobs too, too little or shitty for you. And I think with the bosses and wanting to move up, like the cream rises to the top. And if you do a great job, like I know in what I do, like I start at the very bottom and you just keep doing a great job. And like, it takes much longer than you want it to, for people to notice, but they will notice because the cream does rise to the top. And I don't think you should go in and ask for a position. Cause that feels like really like, yeah, be like, I love working for you. Um, I'm having the best time at this company. And I want

you to know that like i want to work here so if you ever have any notes for me or any feedback that i can be better like let me know i'm totally good at taking notes something like that and then they'll be like i love that you know and then they'll be like more excited to like be in your corner well and it's like she's only 20 and she's in school still so i know it's hard to like look around and see everybody else in these like really good positions but you have to also remember that they started at the exact same position that you did and you have to be patient and work your way up into like nobody's just gonna hire you for like a top position without any experience like that's what even though they should even though they should but that's what like working is so

it's just like patience and just like stay hungry because people will notice persistence is key yeah becca you covered it i think cool are we done cool on that note what a way to end so high why is there a photo of you on the table isn't that beyonce oh my god i love you i literally thought that was beyonce i am dead oh my god you can stay you bitches are out of the podcast so random just became so random in the lady gang oh my god you look so stunning here thanks so just there though not in person oh my god i love you i love it no it was because um there's no reason no there is no i wasn't i they i saw this is from the grammy awards and i saw that the magazines were doing like their best dressed at the grammy awards and i noticed i

wasn't in it so today so today elena was like you should print out a picture and so i did an instagram story of like all the people like chrissy teigen lord like all the people that looked amazing and then it just i love it i did look amazing and you know what that's bullshit that you weren't in it i mean i know i'm not famous enough but still i looked amazing and i should be celebrated for that one time yeah okay on that note we celebrate it well no honestly why are you not being my friend look at this friend i have right here who thinks i should print it out and put it on my wall she's not been around long enough no you don't need that kind of encouragement okay anyway um okay so random comes out every wednesday thursday thursday so you

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it's amazing you don't need anybody hashtag dream team no you have to be though no one's going to believe in you if you don't believe in yourself literally I am my own dream team you two would be a nightmare I am

my own dream team just became my new mirror message yes what else did you say I'm my own hype man what did you say first I said she's her own hype man and then she said

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