LadyGang - Fancy joins The Fempire

Episode Date: December 15, 2015

Who Is Fancy? Fancy is fabulous, fun, and so freakin' talented! He's written songs for everyone from Meghan Trainor to Ariana Grande, and is now steppin' to the mic himself. Hear his star struck stories about meeting Nikki Minaj and Little Big Town, how he kept from giving up on his singing dream, the personal mantra that inspires his positivity, why he calls himself "a witch," and how he feels about emojis, Oprah, and the "Jac Attack." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

well what is this welcome to the fempire that's amazing say that again the fempire things are about to change around here it's time to catch up with the girl gang kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik oh yeah guess who's doing the thunderclap this is really embarrassing guys welcome welcome welcome to the fempire it's very exciting to have you all with us becca tobin looking beautiful she's wearing a capelet today so fashionable that's right hey that's what i wore in the photo shoot it's this not this exact thing oh i know it's not exact we have a stylist yeah becca you're nice jack hi welcome um we want to welcome you all for

checking out the fempire podcast you like us you guys you're out there you're liking us we're so excited um you can check us out on podcast1.com or fempirepodcast.com and if you didn't find us on itunes go on down to your itunes use your um twitter thumbs or whatever and press that little subscribe button subscribe to us because then that means you're going to get fempire every tuesday no matter what you won't have to search us out and also you know listen there's nothing that makes jack beck and i feel better than a nice comment about how great we are but i like stars even better yes i like a good comment five stars we do not take four someone has left us a four star no somebody left us a one it's probably my mom to be honest wait you guys i wrote us a

review and i don't know if i did it after like i you're not supposed to admit this okay so apparently you can put your like own name in it and if i didn't but it like filled in for me and it just says nyc to cali is the name of who sent this review but that was me well if you want to be like nyc to cali make sure to leave us a five-star review because we need to feel good about ourselves and it's hard out here in hollywood for a girl also make sure to follow us on instagram at fempire podcast because we post really great things and if we talk about anything on this episode where you might need a photo to check it out that's where that will live and also we'd like to have more followers because it's great anyway not that you feel good about yourself in this day

when you get likes gratifying okay well let's begin it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no kelty you don't have to say it on fire today on fuego it must have been because she was at some convention for drones true story i'm so jealous about that sometimes my life in hollywood's very exciting sometimes i'm at the you know big award shows for music with people like our guest who's going to be here today fancy and sometimes i'm at the drone convention interviewing guys about drones probably some hot nerd there though did you have your boobs out for that no i wore a turtleneck but i do want to tell you that this would be a single girl's playground because some of the guys were like oh but some of the guys were like yeah oh ex-football player

who just now invested in a drone company. Oh my God, my future boyfriend. Well, when I was having low self-esteem, sometimes when I was living in New York, which was like every couple of days, I would just go to the Genius Bar at the Apple Store and pretend to have a problem. And those guys were like so nerdy and so cute.

And if you walked up and you had a vagina, it didn't even matter if you were attractive, they were drooling. So like, I'd be like, oh, I just can't remember my iTunes password. And they're like, let me help you. How do I unlock my phone? I forgot. And I'd walk out of there like I was freaking

gg hadid everybody loves me yes exactly all right so good week bad week um jack let's kick it off i don't know why i always have to start these but um so okay my good week i'm gonna start this off by kind of giving like a little history of myself so what was the deep history of jack that is starting from in 1987 you weren't even alive yes i was i was born in 1987 oh good for you okay so um when i was in high school i started going to concerts and i was like in the whole like emo scene warp tour world whatever and you know i was like writing about it online before blogging was a thing before social media was a thing and i kind of like got this online following from it and people you know really cared what i was like talking about and probably because i was

like sharing way too much personal information about me and like talking about making out with a bunch of guys and bands so you know i got this internet following i can't imagine how anyone would want to follow you i know right i'm so boring so from that i started selling the jack vander grubber bracelets made a big brand out of it whatever the rest is history so the other day i was um in a discussion on a facebook group and everybody was like talking about they're like embarrassing high school pictures so i was like easy i'll just google myself get some embarrassing high school pictures they're on the front page of google no big deal so while i'm like googling myself i come across this thing called urban dictionary have you guys heard of it yes so for

anybody who doesn't know urban dictionary is basically like wikipedia but like anybody can like put entries in or edit it so there's like a bunch of crap on there like if you look at the named brian it's like brian you know wears like a popped collar and like tries to like steal my boyfriend at the bar like whatever girlfriend so you're in the urban dictionary so i found my urban dictionary um like jack van entry yeah there it is what does it say there it is read it so it's the best description of me i've ever read in my entire life i'm gonna put my glasses on so chic and i will read this that was fake because i'm so blind okay so jack vanek noun a camera loving whore it not who but it first

became famous for dating the homosexual guitarist for panic at the disco ryan ross with a big dick with a big dick apparently that i didn't know about um she continues her reign as most obnoxious scene queen by selling overpriced rubber bracelets that have sayings such as legit and brutal she states she is still a virgin but her non-existent hymen may disagree jack vanek is currently attempting to take over disneyland as well by hanging out with demi lovato oh my god i'm crying that's that's me in a nutshell guys i'm looking myself up no continue okay but i want to say this jojo one of the assistants at my show he said the great quote to me that i just want to give to you right now which is you want everyone to love you but you

want a few people to hate you oh yeah and so i feel like my tears of joy that's ridiculous i had tears of joy so amazing is this your good week that you're famous enough to be on urban dictionary is this a bad week no this is a great week i just thought that was amazing an instagram day was you know it was a good highlight of my week um uh did you have a bad week is that just a good bad week no that's a good week did you have any bad oh yeah i mean do i want to go into it yes yes okay bad week so obviously um my bad weeks are just gonna always revolve around boys because great it's just it just has to happen that way so um i'm gonna start off by apologizing probably to any guys i've dated in the past any guys i'm gonna date in the future because it's probably

gonna end up on a bad week because most guys are douchebags and it's just a great story so my story of the week is i mapped this guy on tinder and he seemed really cool he was like in his 30s uh writer for like a comedy tv show just like put out created a tv show on something or other um tall dark and handsome seemed really funny sounds nice yeah so he um my phone's going off he uh wanted to take me out to dinner and i'm always like really a little bit like apprehensive about going like on a first date dinner especially with somebody i don't know because i'm like what if it's awkward like the vibe's not there and then i have to sit across the table from you and it's like really uncomfortable so he was really adamant about it i'm like you know what thanks

for being like a gentleman and a man and wanting to take me out so we go to dinner um we're sitting