LadyGang - Flash Back Friday: Brad Goreski
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Well, what is this?
Welcome to the Lady Gang.
That's amazing.
Say that again.
The Lady Gang.
Things are about to change around here.
Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and
Jack Vanek.
Hello, hello, hello.
Welcome to the Lady Gang.
I am Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight and a very special guest, fellow
Lady Gang Network podcaster, the famous Brad Goreski of Brad Behavior.
you know in my spanish lessons my spanish teacher just told me how to say famous in spanish and i
say uh soy famosa oh i am famous kelty you should have learned that first i feel like that's like
the word that you way more important than the number most yeah true true should i do brad's
intro now i mean we're out of order which is like it's making me feel weird but it's fine
okay our guest today is family his hit podcast brad behavior has millions upon millions of
downloads he is a stylist to the stars he has two brand new television shows in the works what the
hell one with his love gary for hbo max and he's bringing even more style to eat with glam squad
smackdown he is a killer barista a wig wearing icon and our love a very hard worker very organized
organized, and lovely in email. Welcome back to the Lady Gang, Brad Goreski.
Thank you. I can't believe I have the whole Lady Gang here.
Always. It's a special day. It's a special day.
Highlight of my quarantine. I like that she complimented your emailing skills.
Yeah. I was also going to say, there's no better compliment than somebody saying you're organized.
Yeah. It feels good. No, you know what? I can think of a few.
Well, here's the thing. Special guest star, by the way.
Listen. Oh, hey, Gary. Are you drinking a Gary Gary? Yeah, he is. He's drinking a Gary. Cheers,
Gary. Of course he is. Oh, cheers. Cheers. It's so on brand. Oh my God. He's the cutest person
alive. It's so annoying. You're just sauntered in. Yeah. What I was going to say about Brad is that,
you know, sometimes you look, okay, there's two kinds of people in Hollywood, right? There's
people who you know got lucky had some sort of in and then like failed their way to the top and
then there's people like brad who are very smart and very talented but also have all of the things
that i really respect in a human the gumption the hard work the passion for the work like there's no
one who i i like writes you know like brad will be like hey what do you think of the pods like
what do you think I can do? Like, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, okay, well, you're addressing
people for the Oscars. So maybe don't worry about your podcast this week. You know what I mean?
Like, I just appreciate, I think you're a really hard worker. And I think that you're
obviously so fun and glamorous that a lot of people just think maybe of that when they think
of you. And I wanted to mention that I like do appreciate the behind the scenes of being Brad
is very, I think very difficult and you're very thoughtful in what you do. Um, you know, so
well even to like your amazon stuff like the amazon stuff that you do and i know you have
it like a deal and like you're promoting the amazon but like everything you pick out is like
stuff we'd actually wear like if i was getting paid for an amazon i'd probably just like throw
it all in a bucket and be like yeah get this you know like you're just very thoughtful i mean i
wouldn't do that but like cares you care a little different i do i put like i actually i put like a
lot of thought into those speaking of which i was going to say gary is wearing was wearing
an amazon essentials oxford that i bought him and i was like he was like i'm okay i don't need
anymore and now he just like wears it every single day so yeah every time zach gets dressed he's like
do you think we should send a picture to brad and see if this is yes dressed and undressed
yes yes yes all of them i want to see underwear try-ons i want to see workout clothes try-ons
i honestly think zach would leave me for for brad it's like
so strange because also brad texted me like a couple weeks ago and we're every couple days
he texts me and he says are we gonna make it and it's my favorite text that i receive because
i'm always on the verge yes and so i do it like just randomly i'm like when i'm when i'm having
like a quarantine moment where i'm like i don't think i'm okay i just have to check it because
becca also number one responds super fast so i'm not like waiting to see if i'm gonna be okay or
not. It's usually so straightforward of like, no, we're not. And I'm like, okay, good. As long as
there's somebody else. As long as you agree. Yeah. I'm on the Titanic with you. But the best part is
we're talking about how, like, well, like what we're doing and we like to stay updated on like
our fitness. Cause we both love berries. And recently Brad's like, I can't tell, I have to
tell you, my body has never been better. I'm like, first of all, you. And then he sends me a shirt
heartless selfie that be still my heart was like 2% body fat and just oozing, oozing sexuality.
And of course I turned the phone to Zach and I'm like, look at this mother. We look like
roly polies. And I know the only person that has gotten like a jacked body during quarantine.
Well, let me just follow up that Becca hasn't received one of those texts in a while because
i did the wap challenge on tiktok and gave myself plantar fasciitis so i haven't been able to like
walk on my left foot for like two and a half months from doing multiple visits i finally
broke my quarantine bubble and i was like i have to go to the chiropractor like somebody has to
like touch my body because i can't walk i'm waking up in the morning and i'm like
i am limping to the toilet so you've done like a hundred berries at home classes but you hurt
yourself doing the wop that's the thing though the wop the wop is hard age limit like if you're
over 30 do not try because you're gonna hurt yourself yeah also don't do it on hardwood floors
and i will say i celebrated my 300th class yesterday in barry's boot camp so thank you
that's quite an achievement i've done one i did half i did half i think i gave up and started
taking pictures halfway through and then started logging fabletics content by the way kelty talking
about like somebody who i mean i don't i don't wear i don't i don't have fabletics but you make
me want it same thank you she really does sell it heavily influenced i sneakily texted alex i think
um who works for us and i was like hey i don't want kelty to know that she influenced me but
do you think you could uh find out if i could get that white outfit she just posted
can i get an exclusive discount code well i know i was asking i was asking about a lot of
bike shorts as well and fabletics kept popping up and i'm like i just can't get these in spite
of kelty we're such dicks we love you kelty i mean i don't need you because i have a you know
i have a very high click-through rate so no kidding you know okay let's go into it let's
Okay. Well, I'm depressed. I'm halfway through the podcast, but it is time for
good week. Yes, it is. Uh, Kelty, would you like to kick us off? Yeah. Okay. I'll go first. I'm
because I'm upset. Um, I know you guys could tell that I was not my best self this morning.
You could tell I was off, right? The lighting is very bad where you are. So it's an understanding
of it's your energy or your lighting, but it's both sad, both sad. I'll tell you the good news.
I'll tell you the good news. So I was on Heather Dubrow's podcast and, um, it was so fun and so
wonderful. And the really funny thing that happened being on her podcast is like, so people you're
zooming with me right now where you can see like my table, there's some shit on the table. There's
like a coffee bar, like great. You know, like I'm looking in the back of Jack's, like her
pillows are all up, like whatever Heather Dubrow in the back of her, like zoom that we're podcasting
has like just a rack of designer purses. It was like, like a Chanel and then a Celine and then
all this stuff. And I was like, I was like, Heather, like what, what's with your room?
And she's like, Oh, those, I don't know where to put them. And I was like, Oh my God, that's like
five people's collection anyway. So I was very happy. And I felt like very nice about Heather
Dubrow asking me to be on the podcast because I'm like, I think Becca, you've already been on,
right? Yeah. Twice. Yeah. That's what I thought. I just thought like, right. She's obviously,
i was on it yesterday you were okay it's like she's very desperate for guests but like obviously
not desperate enough for me yeah it's like i just like it's a good week because she had the purses
and i got asked before jack okay here's the bad week and like you know this is a little this is a
little serious um but i'm gonna be very quick so you know how this whole quarantine i've been like
this has been so great for chris and i because i just love him so much i love to spend time with
him. This has been amazing. I've hit the limit guys. Like I need to be alone in my house. I swear
as I was getting ready to come up here, I screamed something at Zach because I'm so sick of talking
and him saying what? And then I was like, I fucking, this is it. I've been great. I've been
amazing. Today was the breaking point. Today's the breaking point. Well, it happened actually
yesterday. So Jack was over and we were working on some computer stuff. I could tell that you're
being sassy to him, by the way. When? After that? No, when we were working. Well, here's my thing
is that like every day of my life, we have invested so much into this brand. I'm trying to
like sell the brand to people, right? Like publicists, like whoever, like Lady Gang's great.
Here's why it's great. We have all these people. And like, he's been with me now long enough to
know that we hit the New York times list that our express collaboration, like I don't feel like I
need to sell the podcast to my own husband. And so he has a client whose records coming out and
I'm like, Hey, do you want to put the person on? And then he goes, how many downloads does it get
you? It was weird. It was weird. Jack admitted it was weird. I was like, if my own husband
doesn't think that my podcast is a great place for celebrities to go, I am so fucked. And, um,
so I've been angry about it all night. I did make him muffins, but like I was angry at dinner. I was
angry when we're watching Dancing with the Stars. I was angry when I woke up this morning. I can't
look him in the eye. I'm like not happy right now about it at all because you know what? He always
comes home. He's like, hey, I was at this thing and I was talking about your podcast to some
stranger that doesn't matter, but he does not talk about it to people closest to him, which makes me
feel gross and I'm mad at him and I've hit my limit and I need my own house. Okay. So I'm going
to go because mine does involve being at Kelty's house yesterday as well. So we're at Kelty's house
doing work and a Halsey song comes on, like the thing that we're playing. And I just had
remembered from listening to the Halsey song that the night before I had a dream that I
with G easy. And I just really am starting to think that like, I constantly have dreams where
I cheat on Jared and I don't want to cheat on him in real life. Like I love him so much. I'm
such a monogamist, but like, what is going on in my brain that I am constantly cheating on him,
with like literally everybody everybody quarantine fever is that what it is i think so it was
happening before quarantine i think it's just called being in a relationship yeah and it's
like my subconscious like really wants to get out there yeah it's like a freebie and around like
it's it's everybody all of the time and i just don't understand but that's my bad week at least
you're at least you're acknowledging in the dream that you're cheating on jared when i have sex with
people in my dreams. Zach is not even, he's not even in the reality of my dream. I'm not even
worried. Because he's living with me. That's why. Yes, it's true. We finally made it official.
Mine is always like, it's always, the dream is guilt. The whole dream is like, I feel so bad.
And then it's like always people from my past or like random people I've had crushes on. And I'm
like, I'm so sorry, but like, I can't help it. Are you Catholic? No. Oh, Catholic guilt. I was
gonna say i live with it every day no mine's just i don't even know what it is so that's my bad week
and then i'm telling kelty about it this is my good you can't do this to me okay i'm telling
about it and then she goes you know what jack every single night i have a dream about ryan ross
every single night i do i mean not every single night but i would say three times a week in my
dreams haunting me every this is the mutual ex that she and jack both share who were 15 years
ago he wrote he wore a vest made of roses he it's my dreams all the time it's it's like i and it's
it's like i'm always searching for something i'm i you know it's i don't know i i don't know he's
like the antagonist like if the devil was like a character in my dreams it would always this person
but him he's like he's like in like innocuous dreams of yours too it's not always like he's
you're cheating on him like i do no it's not always like it's he's just in the dream like
something's going wrong in my life and he's just there to witness it wow it's so dark and i have
so many other issues i need to get to before i even like start unpacking that so and i've never
admitted it to anyone so jack thanks for like in my kitchen i was like now millions of listeners
hear that chris millions of listeners are gonna know kelty did just she did say after that she's
like wow and i've never told anybody that before in my life yeah wow okay call me out sorry someone
is clipping this right now and putting on the i love ryan ross fan page for everyone to hear
so you're welcome what's next okay wait my bad week my bad week is good so you guys remember
the story of when so i dropped off a little backstory brad we sell our clothes on poshmark
because we're those cheap ass bitches and we have this girl who helps us do it she's amazing
well i had a very like pricey pricier hat lack of color straw hat that i dropped off at kelty's to
be sold on poshmark well kelty took it upon herself to just pick through my pile of things
and take what she wanted and then
send it to the girl to sell. So I called
her out on it on Instagram and I said,
that's my hat. She goes, oh, I'll Venmo you
for it. Or she goes, I was going to Venmo
you for it. And then she sent me 10
dollars.
The hats are like 150 bucks.
There's nothing more Kelsey
than that story.
It's just like...
This is why it gets so
much better, okay?
Well, we did. So we had care packages for healthcare workers at the beginning of COVID
and we sent out a bunch of them and we had these brands give us like amazing things to
like literally they just donate it. So we sent all this stuff out and then we cleaned out the
office recently and we've just have so much stuff lying around from brands and leftovers from lady
boxes, whatever, tons of stuff. So we decided to do a giveaway for all the lady gang teachers who
are back to work doing zoom teaching, which kill me now. That sounds terrible. So we put together,
I was like, yes, great. I'm going to send you all the leftover stuff. And then they have extra
stuff, like tons of shit, Brad. Well, one adorable lady ganger received her care package. Her name
is Emily Savage and she is so cute. And she's opening this package and she's like, I'm so
excited i got this package from the lady gang and she takes out maybe four dollars worth of
merchandise kelty put no kelty put kelty maybe four dollars worth of merchandise it was a small
box right it was a small box i don't know but it was like a pin that said something about
fundamental rights for women there was like what else was it it wasn't even a lady gang pin
it was so random emily we're gonna send you something else and any other girl who feels
like their box is under 20 retail please message us because kelty definitely packed those and as
this girl's opening it i can see she like it's the thought that counts you know so she really
is like so happy that we thought of her and i think she said something like it's not much but
it was nice to be thought oh my god and i was like this has kelty written all it does well
here's the thing we had all these small boxes and nothing fit in the box so i had to put all
the smalls i know it was a mistake and i felt like there was probably a couple boxes that went out
less than stellar but i was like it's more than nothing you know sometimes nothing's better than
something yeah it's like when somebody tips like two percent on a check it's like you might as well
it's like you shouldn't have sent me ten dollars on venmo you should have like gotcha bitch i'll
pay you back somehow because then it's like it's not ignorance anymore it's just like assholes
so emily we love you we appreciate you i'll be sending you like a cartier tank watch to make
up for this okay brad it's your turn i hope you've cooked something up real nice for us
Okay. So my good week, we'll start off with my good week, is that it's almost the end of the
year. I hear you. Is that good or bad? Sadly, you know what? I think 2021 might not bring us
anything better. Listen, I totally understand that, but it's at least a marker of this year
going away. That's right. So we are in pumpkin spice latte season, which means we're transitioning
into peppermint mocha season which means it's almost the new year so that's my week not to say
that you know i'm not to say that i'm not grateful for this a lot of the things that
happened in this this year um but i am very my good week is that this year is starting to wrap
up okay that's my good week hallelujah my bad week is i'm devastated that we're losing both
Housewives of Beverly Hills and Housewives
of New York soon. And I'm like actually
losing sleep over it. Like
full on anxiety. Wait, are they canceling
them? No, but like they're
wrapping up their seasons. It's been
getting me through like my life. I don't know
what I'm going to do. It's just a lot.
Brad, Orange County
is going to be starting and it looks
like it's going to be epic.
I'm a little nervous.
Shannon looks on full tilt.
She looks like she's on full tilt,
Shannon. And I think it's going to bring us what Sonia, she's going to pick up where Sonia left
off, you know? And was anybody else like really, has anybody else been carrying the weight of how
devastating it is that Sonia Morgan finally got Sonia by Sonia Morgan into a store and they went
bankrupt? Anybody else carrying that on their shoulders? Century 21. It was so sad. And seeing
her at her opening with all of her mannequins dressed in Sonia by Sonia Morgan, and she really
made it and then well that's a real lady gang that's on brand for us like we finally got a
clothing line and a billboard and then there's a pandemic and no one to wear clothes anymore
or go in times square or see your billboard it's very like they're good it's going to be
across america and they're like just kidding we can't even open our stores
well by the way there's always someone worse off than you right oh yeah sonia makes me feel better
about you know us her being a failure listen her face looks amazing her ellen barkin haircut
chic af so yeah do we know what do we know a doctor did that facelift for like future reference
yes she tagged oh we do yeah oh nice guys it's one of the best facelifts i've like ever seen
in my life let's say if you're getting a facelift and you're not tagging it's rude
it's so true just let us know like it's such bullshit also has anybody else in this has
anybody else in the zoom been considering having secret plastic surgery in quarantine yeah yes i
have a friend who just did it and i just i just saw her yesterday she looks amazing and i'm like
she did like a little under eye situation oh like the blepharot whatever the hell it's called
an actual surgery so it's like yeah because for like bags and stuff
healthy would you just say i can't even think about that no i said i haven't been thinking
about that but now i will oh like literally every day i'm like i could be recovering from a facelift
that nobody would there's nothing but downtime right now yeah we we should we should do it let's
go under the knife together all right i'm too afraid i'll look like walter mercado afterwards
though who's that you guys haven't watched the walter mercado documentary oh amore or it's
amazing he's so amazing yes yes and then did you see on drag race when what's his face yes
What's-her-face went, oh, my God, we're out of bottles.
So good.
So, so good.
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Okay, we're back.
We have so many things to talk about.
Are you ready, Brad?
Yes, please.
Okay, so I read this article in People Magazine today.
um paris hilton was on the lady gang podcast i cannot wait to listen he said that she's planning
a boy girl twins and that she already has the girl name london okay and that's the headline
mostly i just wanted everyone sorry brad was waiting for the punch i'm like and but wait
shouldn't she be naming the boy london and the girl paris no she can't have another paris but
so when she was okay so anyway that was just basically let everyone on the people magazine
is picking up um but did you see the doc yes so good so good i can't wait it's so good so
basically then she was like now i need another like city name for the boy you guys help me name
it like she just said it nicely and of course i have taken this as my life mission oh we have to
pick the name to name this baby and i was like could we have london and dakota and then there's
like that band city and color because the guy's name is dallas green dakota is not a city
unfortunately this is where i get into problems because then my lack of geography is like all up
in my face i don't think it's geography i just think that's just knowledge yeah but then but
no i was thinking maybe you do a city in a state or because i have a friend who's named their dog
Alberta, which I think is a great name. No, it's not Brad's face after the province. They call
him Albie. That's cute. I can go to the province. Alberta is supposed to be really pretty. I've
never been. It's the richest province in Canada. Are we moving back there, Kelty? Probably. I mean,
honestly, we're all leaving. What's going on in my life. I might be on my own in Canada,
making my popular podcast dreaming about ryan ross
making that dream a reality there we go um okay addison ray from tiktok just beat becca
for the lead in the she's all that movie i couldn't believe it now you're real becca
now you're losing wait did you audition not to just famous i'm like two decades too old to be
that's what i was gonna say i'm like you do look young but maybe not a high schooler anymore
so now i don't have to compete for roles with just youtubers bloggers kids of famous people
but also add tiktokers to the list sounds amazing does anybody else think that like a lot of the
tiktok dances just look like the macarena it is just i i i'm so like a surprise face it's like
oh i can't believe oh i can't believe i'm tapping my oh my ass oh i'm gonna roll now
like all these like faces like i don't it is up on my for you page and i'm like what's happening
it's disturbing and nobody's one of the best though i'm gonna her mother gorgeous her mom
are we not going terrifying her mother her mother did the wop dance and i've never been
no i i'm a little i'm a little freaked out because it's exactly what i would like from it
what i would look like if i did the wop dance and then i decided nope you know what because
this one out and i'm glad i did because no she has this glazed over yes dead eyes
no one's behind the eyes there's no one there it's just these like very beautiful blue eyes
and then like no no facial expression whatsoever just staring at the camera with just like
staring into your soul don't you guys i feel like while we're talking about addison ray we need to
give um my friend simon hawk a shout out for being the videographer on addison ray's uh mama mia
like pool bikini shoot he was yeah oh he just footage judy uh earthquake survival kits yeah
you need like the trunk by the way oh i know i need one of those i don't even have a flashlight
i'm gonna be so fucked if something happens we have to hook jack you're screwed honestly you're
screwed you have to come to my house you know i have we now have a toolkit jared is very prepared
but i if i was fending for myself i'm like where do i get water jack would literally send a carrier
pigeon because cell towers would be down she'd send a carrier pigeon to me and kelty and be like
hey do you guys have a bottle of water i literally grabbed my judy knapsack like once a day thinking
i'm gonna need it just in case just um katie perry named her baby daisy blue so cute oh that is so
she also drops that in a song right isn't her hit song i mean a hit is brad not a hit i don't know
i don't know if it's a hit song we're on the fifth single from this record and the record just came
out last week so i don't know if we're having it's out the whole record's out yes it is and
the fact that you didn't know means it was not a hit song because i'm a full-on katie cat yeah
you missed it um but daisy bloom is there you're not a katie cat obviously you would be on the
newsletter list speaking of katie cat um bringing it back around to myself um i dress addition for
the katie perry movie no i just i dressed as the katie perry cupcake bra yes um outfit on glee and
I found it it's for sale it's on auction the whole outfit that I wore how much is it I don't
know I didn't dive deep enough probably 10 dollars oh that's a good costume I might buy it for
Halloween go check it out I also I'm curious if I could like fit in those shorts again that's like
do you think I could just contact him and be like can you just send them over I'm gonna try them on
make sure they still fit I'll send them back yeah like for my self-esteem like I almost broke into
my dad's shadow box of my old cheerio uniform just to see if like the waist of the skirt would
still zip but it was an expensive test so i didn't do it you need that i think you need to bid on
that you need that i know i think that's so great i'll take it um dancing with the stars who watched
not me duh brad i didn't watch okay let me just say this not everyone
is meant to host dancing with the stars oh no no here's the thing i love tyra i can watch the
tyra bank show i want her on the cover sports illustrated i even loved her in america's got
talent like i am a tyra stan i think she's amazing i think dancing with the stars is one of the
hardest hosting jobs in hollywood it's live you're dealing with multiple personalities you're running
the show and I, I just, and as someone who makes mistakes on television all the time, I could just
see her throughout the night making the mistake and then getting in her head about it and being
like, Ooh, this is not going well. And then like more mistakes and then like being like, Oh shit,
I've bitten off more than I can chew. And like, she was messing up the words and like, it was
like she was making mistakes where she wasn't even in the, in her head. I have a question though.
they didn't have a studio audience so she couldn't just like take stuff back and redo it well that's
not because it's live oh it is live they did it live oh yeah yikes it was live and it was just
it was really hard and it was kind of like okay so you know when you're in improv class becca and
you have to do like the yes and and brad you know this okay so like yeah totally someone would come
off and they would be standing there and then she would look at the teleprompter and ask the
question the follow-up like so you're the youngest on the show like you must have it's like she
wasn't watching what happened like she should have been you know what i mean like she turned
she'd be like great job and then she'd be like so you're the youngest on the show how does that
make you feel and it's like i need you to watch the performance react to the performance i need
a little more yes and i'm gonna give her the benefit out because the entrance was sick i do
like the changes they've made to the show i do feel like i've never actually watched a dancing
with the stars episode that i wasn't having to cover like for a job so obviously they're doing
a lot right and i'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt but it was not great last night
i only saw genie my's performance on her instagram and she killed it she was so good her little legs
caitlin was amazing chrishell was not a dancer she got a biscuit foot but god she's gorgeous
i mean she's so busy selling houses though how do you learn to put your feet you're so rude
brad this is a good time for us to discuss let's bring it up you are not team chris shell and
you're team christine no no no no no no explain yourself not team anybody on that show i just i
just have a a suspicion that like gary follows real estate we've never ever seen a listing by
chrishell i'm sorry or christine well christine is on vacation and like split right now croatia
isn't mary the only one that actually like logging content house near me i just don't know if like
i'm fine if they're not it's totally fine but like i just don't i don't think they're like
i mean that show is made by the people that do the hills yeah i mean yeah and also when they show
the whole picture of like the actual staff like i'm like oh those people that aren't on the show
are like actual real estate agents i did go see a house that chrishell was shelling selling though
i saw yeah still don't believe it i mean she was there all day can you guys wait two minutes i just
have to run orally outside to the groomer he's in yes are you lying we'll keep going we'll keep
going real life um no i actually really i really love chris shell i followed her on instagram
she didn't follow me back so that's totally fine um but like i'm still following um there's just
something i love about like a scorned woman rising from the ashes of life it makes me so
happy that she is becoming a star it's like of course she's great because we watched her at like
every emmy's and like she's an actress too and she was in the biz and like just be like the
beautiful plus one and like people would be like you know and they'd like she'd just kind of like
hide in the corner with her beautiful hair and it's like now she's like rising i love this that's
why i kind of want her to do well in dancing with the stars so yeah i want to do well in everything
including real estate i am not so sell a house bitch like i want her to thrive in all aspects
i really want to correct and say i do love chris shotland i love the show i do also love christine
i think you can like you know you can like them both it doesn't have to be team taylor team brad
with everything i appreciate christine the real devil is divina oh i can't don't even get me
said it on the facebook group and then people were like really mad at me about divina why they were
like you're just not the kind of person to tear down another woman i was like i wasn't because
i said her clothes are ugly oh yeah kelsey did go into this whole thing because she has these
photo shoots like in nature shoots in nature with like a body con club dress yeah yeah yeah
no and it's not in like a gg hadid like it is a weird juxtaposition it looks like in the forest
in a like a ysl tributu platform six-inch heel or whatever it is divina divina with like a bandage
dress on article are you just we're just talking about her weird photo shoots are you gonna bring
up the daily mail article yes about her being 40 and living in a crappy apartment no and i guess
the big thing is what's wrong with being 40 no what could they say she said she was 30 and then
it came out that she was 4 but i also think it's really nasty for the daily mail to like
talk shit on her apartment like go fuck yourself daily mail also on her age like who cares and her
age i mean i guess the age was the thing she like lied about it but like yeah she's an she's whether
or not you like like her or not she's the only very good for the show oh no she's like such a
the only thing you're allowed to hate on davina is her clothes and her photo shoots like well and
her behavior she looked beautiful at the wedding christine's wedding i was like someone styled you
i think someone might have styled all of them they look probably christine they look she looked
gorgeous but like i can't with the it's like when i try to be cool and it doesn't work like some
people are just not meant to be fashion forward with christine also like i just need more of that
wedding like netflix that they know what's good for them should just special like a three-part
series on the wedding they have to have the footage they have the footage and she said she
was pissed she was yeah i'm sure she was because you didn't even see the black swans i was like
there was black swans? That wedding was
so major. I know.
The bleeding cake? Come on.
Now back to the Lady
Gang.
Okay, last thing before we have to go because
we've really, like, this has to be
a three-part series because we just can't
stop talking. Is the time of this, the length of this
freaking you out, Kelty? Yes, of course.
I want to wrap it up.
I want to wrap it up with Chris Evans' penis.
Oh, yeah.
And guard that pussy.
i love when someone has their own meme saved in their photo see this is what i need you explain
it jack explain okay so chris evans did he like posted some instagram story but it was a screen
recording from his phone and at the end of it it goes back into his pictures and there's not only
a dick pic there is which is was in black and white and i always think that's weird when there's
black and white dick pic because you put a filter on it artsy they made it already artsy then there
was also a picture of his face and underneath it it said guard that pussy on the picture so
i need to know it's like a meme was this a meme that like somebody sent him like as a joke or is
like he really like thinking that he's the guard of the pussy he can guard mine he means he means
like here i am you better guard that pussy i know but i'm like is this like a serious thing that
like he he's like honestly if chris evans sent me that i'd be like very i would tingle below
i would i am already he didn't need to send it to me just talking about it the potential of
receiving this i mean yeah but i also want to know like i don't ever want to we've talked about
this a lot i don't want to dick pic ever not even from him this is a pretty good penis some people
have uh some thoughts that it might not be his that's what i'm thinking because black and white
feels off-brand it does like why black and white that's the it's the it's black and i don't know
it reminds me of buzz net but when's penis photos in 2004 black and white but his were also taken on
a sidekick but what happened in between that story being posted okay and people knowing what
was on the story and then it completely disappearing from the interweb like not one
person screen grabbed it well i saw a screen grab yeah i didn't see it oh yeah it's all over the
internet oh it is oh yeah i mean not if you search the normal things like chris evans penis but if
you go deep into reddit you can find it or if you follow like or if you follow one of those like
weird like instagram like that means celebrity accounts oh which i love the publicists definitely
pulled it to like a but here's the thing we were very upset with paris hilton because it was like
electronic rape but he took the picture he put it on himself so we can look at it right or i don't
know is it weird well that was the argument too of like how can we all be kind of laughing at this
and, you know, circling around it and making jokes about it because it's a guy when on
the flip side, if it's leaked nudes from a woman, people get really, really upset.
So why isn't it the same?
But I, I think that he kind of, he put it up.
Yeah.
And I also think that he, it was, yeah, it was like a, it was a stupid, you know, I,
I once at the beginning, I mean, it wasn't like a, a nude thing, but I accidentally like
uh, screen recorded something, uh, on my phone and I put it up on my Insta story. It was like
a scroll of something and I had my email address on it and I didn't even know. Right. And so like
people were DMing me that had my, but those things like happen so easily. Like you don't know
when that's, when that stuff is going on. But I think your point is right, Kelty,
that he put it up himself and it was a mistake and it wasn't a hack. So that's, that's.
Also, Chris Evans has sat on favorite Chris's of Hollywood at like four or five on most
lists for a long time.
And he just, Chris Pine.
Right behind Chris Pine.
Mighty Fine, Chris Pine.
I love Chris Pine.
He is not behind Chris Pine, you guys.
You guys, he was.
Chris Evans was definitely.
Chris Evans is Captain America.
He was like fifth or sixth Chris for sure.
No.
until chris pine showed us what he looks like not working like he wears the weirdest like a toga
clothing a toga when he gets coffee at pete's it's weird wait i need to see a picture he wears
no he loves it like is it like a kind of vibe yes yes yeah he asked him about it once and i don't
mind it either. Comfortable. I think it's lovely. And he was like, how many downloads did your
podcast get? I'm thinking about coming on. How many downloads do you get? Okay. We have to go
because this is past our prime of time. Brad is so lovely. Listen to Brad behavior every week.
It's amazing. And honestly, Brad has been making some of his best episodes in quarantine. His
podcast has been growing a lot um because he's craziness of not being able to be out in the
world is making this show so good it's so good you can follow brad at brad goreski on instagram
which you probably are um and we didn't even get to talking about the wig videos you have to come
back we'll have to do this again well about to make another one yeah if you guys need to like
kill i don't know an hour or two just head over to brad's instagram because he plays every role
of every housewife and it is iconic it is maybe the second best thing to come out of covid
should i be worried that a lot of people have been saying to me that the housewives videos
are my calling in life oh i know i was gonna say it too and i was like i think it's it's up there
it's a close second with this is this tv personality stylist the stars this is the same
way i feel brad when i asked everyone on my instagram like hey guys like what instagram
content do you like the most like my husband my dog my glamour celebrities whatever and they're
like we like your fabletics hauls that was the number one thing that's good though that is good
kelty kelty that's like that's what you want who cares about the other stuff jack and i regularly
if you guys it's actually like finding easter eggs in her videos yes so she gets so manic in
those videos that sometimes she'll like slip on the rug but just like keep it moving it's like so
great healthy how quickly do you do those though like do you probably so fast yeah i feel like
it's like 15 minutes and you have like the whole thing done and you don't go back and redo anything
never no she never like she has really fucked up in them before and she just keeps going like
she posted it through her brain and it's like i didn't just say that this is fine keep going
It's true. At one point, she like posted something and she like didn't like what she said. And you
could tell that like mid-sentence, she wasn't liking it. And so she's like, I really like
these leggings. They have like a really great fit and on my vagina. And look at the seam.
Yeah. You see her brain doing like a short circuit and like shutting down and then like,
Wait, before we wrap up, I have to ask you a question about something you posted yesterday
day that I think kept me up at last night Kelty okay the food journal list with like the triangle
the circle the heart and the square box like no comprende what what is that all about well we've
been talking about on the podcast um I'll be very quick Brad I have a eating issue where I've
I get that but what's the cut what what are the what do those mean symbols they're just beautiful
I had a stencil set, so I wanted to use all the shapes.
That's literally why.
They don't understand the point behind the list, but I'm like, how do you, like, what
does a heart qualify as?
Oh, no, no, no.
It's just, so I fill it in if I remember to eat breakfast, lunch, dinner.
And if I eat the healthy food that I'm supposed to eat, I get to fill it in.
And at the end of the week, I'm hoping that all my shapes are filled in.
He's dying.
And send help immediately.
Yes.
9-1-1.
this is when you know kelty has run out of projects i have no projects
oh my god it's not a thing to clean i literally almost bought another house because i was like
i need to redo something no when we were working yesterday you're like i'm really looking for a
project jack and you just like stare at me while i'm like oh yeah i was there for that i was scared
and i got out quick also she walked me into her hoarder's paradise of a garage and she's like
trying to pawn shit off on me and i'm like god she's so bored like it's crazy she went through
her grammy's gift bag from like 2013 in front of parka for me like it's crazy oh my god this girl's
something to do we have to go we have to go i want brad and kelty to have a show together and call it
like something about being canadian but like you call it kelty's most beautiful um have you ever
Have you been on the most beautiful list?
Never.
Oh, Canada's I have been, yeah.
Like on the Hello Magazine?
I have, yeah.
That's so true.
Not for a few years.
I've been trying for so long.
Everyone?
I will.
Yeah.
Okay, we have to go.
Brad, follow us.
I mean, sorry, follow Brad.
I do follow you guys.
Brad, follow us.
Follow Brad.
Listen to Brad behavior.
This has been great.
You've got to do that for every guest.
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