LadyGang - FLASHBACK FRIDAY: Joey King
Episode Date: July 14, 2023Actress Joey King pops in to talk about filming her new film Kissing Booth in South Africa and exchange stories about awkward first-kiss experiences before playing a game of describing co-sta...rs in one word--and apparently hyphens totally count. Original Air Date: June 5, 2018 Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Just Thrive: Get 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm at JustThriveHealth.com with promo code: LADYGANG Wonderful Pistachios: Check out WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more about your new favorite summer snack!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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our opinions change pretty much every day without further ado welcome to flashback friday well what
is this welcome to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to
change around here each week we catch up with hollywood's hottest girl posse kelty knight
becca tobin and jack vanik hello hello hello and welcome to the lady gang i'm becca tobin
across from me is kelty knight to my right is jack vanik hi guys what's going on oh i'm so
excited to be alive what really yeah what a time to be alive what a time it's like is there a
certain thing that's exciting no just everything i'm just like feeling it well well then why not
wait why waste any more time yeah and honestly i'm excited about my good week okay well let's
move right into it it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no healthy go i never go first
can i go first that's what i just said thank you obviously okay so guys i have something to tell
you and i'm not sure if it's embarrassing it's not embarrassing to me but my good week this week
is that i wait i love that your good week is something that's questionably embarrassing yeah
i know i love with my full heart non-ironic heart the new backstreet boys song and the new backstreet
boys video they have a video okay it's their first song i guess it went like number one in a whole
bunch of countries um nick carter was supposed to come on this podcast no aj and then he canceled
so aj i'm giving you free publicity right now you better come back to the lady gang but anyway
point being it's called don't go breaking my heart but it's very good it's a smash and then the video
is not disappointing okay the worst thing is like an old backstreet boys video yes yes yes watch his
music i do because i follow them on twitter and they posted it no i didn't have to for my job
this was for my own enjoyment there's nothing worse than like old guys trying to like do the
young trends right like lasers and like that like suddenly they have like dj yeah it's like no
they went like this is an old school this could have been the single after i want it that way and
it could have been the video after i want it that way like love it's just them they are soundstage
yeah no but like but with better clothes now really wrinkly kevin's wearing a bucket hat
which is like no i appreciate from him because it's questionable kevin oh my god he's like bucket
hat he's is the bucket hat yeah he is the bucket hat so he's wearing a bucket hat anyway it's a
great video you should go watch it and they're how we had a major glove then i was talking about
loving it on the facebook group and then some girls like did you see the documentary so then
like i'm at the royal wedding and i have so many things to do i'm in london i could be having a
fabulous time and like i'm in my hotel room watching the three-year-old baxter boys documentary
which is amazing anyway okay good bad week bad week no bad week chris knight my husband is a
major fan of lady gang he listens to every episode shout out chris hey chris um swoon
so he i got back from london and he's like the quickie the one i did by myself he didn't he
didn't like it so i did i liked it i did this royal wedding quickie by myself and he goes
it wasn't good and he goes and i said well he's like it just it started off and like it just
wasn't funny and then and he goes i don't have to be honest i turned it off oh my god i listened i
liked it it was a very 50 50 i i did it in the middle of the night as you guys know some slack
for it but then you got a lot of people that were like totally amazing yeah and the facebook were
like i was being really mean to megan marco and it's fine i was but i stand behind my decision
that i thought she shouldn't have those flyaways listen it's not being catty if you're just giving
your opinion of what you thought and it was a but i think i was so tired and worn out and like over
the royal wedding at that point like i had been living it for two weeks straight yeah that i was
like the dress i just could not like maybe i should have just been a little nicer i don't know
anyway listen she megan markel doesn't care what you think about her dress she cares zero percent
um and guess what chris didn't like it that is and that's all that matters to me that's hilarious
because i secretly get a happiness when chris is like episode was good today or whatever you know
what i mean yeah well my husband doesn't even listen so well i don't have a husband
i think i lose in this situation in theory that like zach does listen but he wants to tell me
he doesn't because he's hoping i'll like let something slide like some incriminating information
does he ever start talking about your other boyfriend yeah yeah well so this has happened
i can't remember if this was my ex or somebody that i had dated that said that they didn't listen
to it but then like mentioned something that was on a date it was a date you told us oh it was a
date but see i understand that because when you're going on a date with somebody it's always better
to err on the side of pretending like you didn't stalk them oh yeah but you should always talk to
the beginning of their instagram like megan did with harry she was like i don't know about the
royals i'm like girl you got a picture in front of buckingham palace when you're 12 there's a
video of her pretending to be the queen there is yeah oh that's a little girl but in the bbc
episode when they interview when they got engaged yeah they they the interviewer was like do you
understand what it means to join the royal family and she's like honestly i'm from america we just
don't follow the royals like yeah right and i was like girl let's not be catty not everybody's
don't be taking care of megan markle i wish i had some crusaders out there when people were
trashing my wedding when my own friends were trashing my wedding please at the wedding at
the wedding yeah you're welcome for that dinner at the amman property you're welcome whatever i
loved your wedding thank you we had a blast thank you um i could have lost elena but whatever elena
had a great time she wasn't there um jack okay i'll go um so if anybody is following me on
instagram you know i just went to hawaii obviously did you really what's that i must have missed it
yeah that's weird i have like a lot of bikinis um so my good week is that you went to hawaii
no our lady gang facebook group has helped so many girls find friends like in a new city or
like if they're going through a hard time or whatever we've connected like a lot of girls
together i made a friend through our lady gang facebook group and she is a good enough such a
good friend to me now that she came to hawaii with me and i haven't made a new friend in 10 years
so it brought me what wait so if i'm in the lady game facebook group i could become real life
friends with you you could that's like the dream i know it's like your dreams coming through true
it nobody invite me to go to hawaii did you get an invite back up i didn't sorry bitches no but
it's it's pretty great because she's a wonderful awesome person and i am so adamantly against
making new friends like i am a no new friends type of girl and i always have been for like
15 years and it was awesome to make a new friend that is like great from the facebook group so
it's helping us too you know um i'm proud of you bad week bikini rash bad week because i still have
a sea urchin stuck in my foot yes tell us about this um jack's foot i stepped on a sea urchin
crazy the first day i was in hawaii maybe the first 12 hours i was in hawaii on my birthday
and it wasn't just one little prong i have like 20 sea urchin prongs stuck in the bottom of my foot
you can't take them out because if you pull them out they have like little spikes in them that go
further into your farther into your foot and uh if you baby foot them oh maybe but the thing that
you're supposed to do is soak your foot in vinegar so i was walking around hawaii with a jug of
vinegar and every time we go to a bar i had to put my foot in a bag full of vinegar nothing smells
worse than vinegar oh yeah did they come out yet nope still in there uh-uh i don't think they're
coming out they're still like fully in there do baby does it hurt yeah how can you walk do baby
getting better i think i should do i think you should do a baby can you do it can you document
and then you need to sponsor a podcast i think so much like so much dead skin will come out that
some of it will be exposed and you might be able to snip them off right less and less well they
said to shave them off like you're supposed to shave the bottom of your foot first that's why
yeah yeah oh my god baby foot dr kelty and becca are in the house they need to stop like their seo
so like searshan comes up for baby foot oh yeah you're right oh my gosh we could be on the brink
of something fabulous speaking could be but we're not speaking of something fabulous so um i've
really been into my house lately everybody knows so great because i had poop explosion in my basement
well with the poop explosion in my basement even though insurance helped a lot a good percentage
of that i still came out of pocket for some stuff and so the last thing on my list of things i
needed for my house was something a really good like patio furniture um because i have this really
cute brick courtyard and i've had like bullshit like terrible chairs out there just terrible
things out there because it's it's like expensive yeah patio furniture and you're like why am i
gonna spend money on something that sits outside and gets ruined by the sun yeah i found a really
good company yep this is not sponsored it's called yard bird and it's yard bird yeah it's newish but
they do the whole thing where they cut out the middleman and so the prices are like a wayfair
kind of thing it's like great prices really cute stuff because i also had trouble finding something
that i liked also because you're a picky bitch i'm picky it's uh it there's stuff like it's just
it's cute it's great it's inexpensive and also zach has been threatening to build a fire pit in
our backyard in the hollywood hills high fire like you do not do open flame like you know homemade
fire pits no in the hills poor georgia boy still just like couldn't get over it to make us trying
to hold on guess what i did for him i got him a fire table they have a fire table with the patio
furniture so it's like contained and it's a table where you turn it on and fire comes out
so you can have a fire outside oh like a fire pit but it's not a gas yeah it's gas but it's just it's
a table yeah it's called a fire table and so i really like saved the hills from burning and
you're welcome hollywood you're welcome you're like a hero i feel like a freaking hero yeah
at least at least she's silverstone just probably really thrilled that i did this but it's really
cute and it's really cute furniture you should check it out it's yard bird i really like
promoting things i like um great tell them to give me some and kelty would kelty would like
some patio furniture and so would jack for her patio for her listen i'm moving out patio one day
okay okay are you guys ready for my bad week ready okay so i take voice lessons occasionally
when i have a project come up where i have to sing again and at my voice lessons my voice teacher
will record my warm-ups and my lesson on a cd so i will go like don't worry becca i know all
about this i used to do it my singing lesson yeah you know i actually also used to sing this is so
embarrassing for all of us so i i'm still singing though i never could so sort of um so i have my
lessons on cds and i because the only place i can practice singing is in my car and thank god my car
is a cd player still um yeah why don't they put them on like a like a flash drive i don't know
but he's old school and it works for me because i like singing in my car nobody is the wiser
and it's it's like warm-ups it's like and you do weird things in voice lessons you do warm-ups
that are like weird, embarrassing things.
I traded my car in last week, or Zach did, because I was in Canada still,
and Zach traded in my car because my lease was up.
Guess what was left in the car?
No.
Becca Tobin, voice lesson.
No.
Date.
Did they send it back?
No.
Someone has it.
This is how I realized.
Did it just turn on when he started the car?
No, it's even worse.
we get into Zach's new car and we hear this weird noise and I'm like it sounds like it's a cd player
did somebody leave a cd player in this car that would be amazing and then as soon as I reached
for the cd player I suddenly realized I left a cd in my car and it's me singing like I'm a strangled
whale not good and with my full name on the cd player i mean on the cd but like whoever gets
that audi a4 in la it's at audi beverly hills please tell me if you hear my voice lesson
that's or keep it in ebay when you're just an a-list celebrity it's the stuff that's like
happening can now be have a soundtrack i felt more vulnerable about a voice lesson being out
there than a nude photo that's how weird it is yeah well yeah that's super it is very invasive
so that's my bad week well hopefully somebody finds it all right well coming up who's coming
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Our guest today has appeared opposite Selena Gomez, Adam Sandler, Zach Braff, Channing Tatum, and more.
She got her first gig at age four, and she even starred in Taylor Swift's music video for All You Gonna Be Is Maine.
She got a super cute Aussie boyfriend, a killer sense of style, and the prettiest goddamn eyes you've ever seen.
Please welcome to the Lady Gang, Joey King!
Welcome.
Hi.
Now you can talk.
Hi.
You may speak.
Oh my god, I know that.
I'm going to listen to this later and be like, why do I sound like that?
oh my god it's like you just sound like you think you sound like the biggest idiot in the entire
world i know i think i sound like the biggest idiot like without listening to my voice in a
recording already we'll get ready it's gonna be like times 10 yeah yeah and you're next to us so
it's just like a lot of i mean and joy the truth is is that um you know i have been interviewing
you for many years on the shows and stuff but i invited you here for one question and i'm gonna
start with it what is going on with the youngsters what's cool what's cool what are you doing on
She's 18.
She's 18.
You guys are asking me.
Tell us what's cool, girl.
What are like the swag words?
Becca, do you feel better?
Joey's wearing overalls.
You're wearing overalls.
Are you wearing overalls?
You're cool.
It's like kind of an overall.
It's like Talbot's version of an overall.
Talbot's.
It's like literally up to her neck.
It's the Oprah magazine version.
It's actually up to your neck.
Oh, my God.
You are kidding.
I was sitting weird.
I was wondering about that.
Let me ask you a question about your generation, which is considered, what's their name?
Gen Z.
Gen Z.
Is that what we are?
Yeah.
I don't know.
oh i have a question after just younger than me period um by a lot period by over a decade i hear
that the youngsters okay is this gonna be about finstagrams nope oh you guys do a lot of
communicating on apps like on snapchat and instagram okay so more than texting more than
texting for me personally that is false but i okay first i i don't mean to like like like smash
a brand or anything but i don't really use snapchat anymore see does anybody um and it
Just drop the other $110 million, Kylie Jenner.
No, it just, it kind of just, it changed a lot.
It had its time.
Yeah.
I, you know what?
My favorite thing is I like to use Instagram for, like, work.
No, memes are my life, right?
Who doesn't love a good meme?
Do you follow Jack Wisdom?
I have my own meme account.
You have your own meme account?
Yes.
You know what?
You can have your own meme account, too.
Anybody can have a meme account.
I love memes.
So it is true that throughout the day, periodically, I will DM my sisters and my friends all the memes that are good and lovely.
The meme is the new nude.
No.
I don't think the nude was ever new.
The new black, yeah.
All right, so that's what's going on with the extras.
Wait, do you have a Finstagram?
Of course I do.
What is that?
It's a fake Instagram.
It's like a second Instagram that is private, that only your friends and your family can follow.
Oh, I like that.
You have like 20 people that follow.
That's what I want.
kids do it to post
naughty pictures.
They do.
I follow some of those
friends who are mine
who post the naughties.
The naughties.
What kind of naughties?
What would I post
on my Instagram?
And like slutty pictures.
Doing the weed.
Jack's smoking the weed.
Smoking the pot weed.
Jack posts her slutty pictures
on her real one
for all of her
hundreds of thousands
of followers.
She's openly slutty.
Yeah, you are just
purely yourself.
Also, really,
so I have a friend
who has a 16-year-old
stepsister,
or half-sister,
half-sister,
and she is almost my friend is almost 40 and she was like look at what blah blah blah posted today
she's 16 and it was a thong bikini and she goes the worst part is she gave photo credit and it's
her little brother oh my god so that's so funny oh my god kids these days kids these days my my
little cousin is uh 14 and he showed me a picture of this girl he likes from school and i was like
oh i'm so excited to see her like my cousin's opening up to me and like i thought she was my
age i mean she was beautiful and everything and like a full glam it was like amazing insane but
you're also i did not know how to do makeup like that at 14 you guys don't go i feel like kids
don't go through awkward phases anymore because it's the internet i i totally like did you have
one at all oh yeah oh my god i didn't i i saw you during kelty's known you the entire time like
I think, I have a photo, obviously this is a podcast, so no one can see it, but it's
a photo of me, because I shaved my head a couple times for different roles, and I let
my hair grow out, of course, and one time, I didn't really do anything to my hair, I
just kind of let it grow, and I had this phase where I looked like, I don't know if anyone
remembers this show, but I looked like Coconut Head from Ned's Declassified School Survival
Guide.
I don't know what that is, but that's number one, I don't know that show, and number two,
I don't want to know that show.
It's so good.
So, I mean, like, it's like an old Nickelodeon show, and it was so great, and Coconut Head
grew up to be a total babe, but, like, whatever.
Yeah.
I looked like Coconut Head.
And I, I mean, during, like, when I was, like, 13, 14 was, like, it was probably, like, my
worst.
But here's the other thing you have to understand about Joey is that, yes, she is 18, but she's
18 in Hollywood years, and, like, that's, like, dog years.
She's, like, 100.
You know what I mean?
She's 80.
She's an 80-year-old woman.
She's, I guarantee you have a set cardigan that you, like, throw a jacket, a sweater
over that comes with you to all your sets for what i thought you were like speaking in tongue
like a set jacket you have like an old lady slipper that you can walk around set in keep
your feet warm i have yeah my javiana's yeah she's yeah she's an old lady because when you
live in hollywood and you're around all these people all the time you're old for your age i
think my old thing like as i'm always cold all the time that's my old lady thing before we okay
we're gonna move on and not talk about how much younger and more vibrant you are than all of us
but before we move on
you guys are pretty vibrant
I don't know
there's a lot of Botox
but on that note
please don't
f*** with your face
okay
don't mess with your face
Joey King
you have such a perfect
perfect face
raise your right hand
put your right hand up
on behalf of
young Hollywood
on behalf of
young Hollywood
I
beautiful
vibrant
Joey King
I'm not gonna say that
come on
I
beautiful
vibrant
Joey King
promise
promise
not to
not to
screw with my face
with my face yes thank you not to with my face and to and to be grateful for the perfect face
i already have grateful for the face i already have and not drink the weird hollywood juice
and think that i can always improve you don't need an ass implant either and not drink the
weird hollywood juice and think you're like listen you're perfect no no no okay all right
just gotta do those those squats you know what i mean yeah it's like it's a healthy balance of
Squats and french fries.
Yes.
I love that.
That's how you get a good one.
You need to write that down.
That's what you teach me.
A healthy balance of squats and french fries.
Okay.
Yes.
I love that.
Okay.
Next topic.
I mean, I'm so glad we came here to talk about your work.
Before we talk about your work, I have got to ask you about your man.
Okay.
He is hot.
I was like, I was like, I was like, like stalking you a little bit before this interview.
And I was like, oh, you know, what are we gonna talk about?
And then I was just like, her boyfriend.
Got it.
Oh my God.
I was just like, slow clap.
You got a slow clap.
And he's joking.
Oh, my God, guys.
Okay, where did you meet?
And he has an accent.
And he's so tall.
Who is he?
Tell us everything.
He's so tall.
All right, I'll give you the scoop.
Give us the slowdown.
I'll give you the insider.
We met actually on our movie, The Kissing Booth.
And that's how we met.
That's right.
And we worked together in South Africa for two months.
And we became, like, best friends.
And then, you know, and then we were like, oh, best friends.
More like not best buddies.
Make out buddies.
anymore i think you're pretty cool so you know what's up so uh and uh yeah he's australian and
i i went to australia with him over like the holidays which was for the first time my whole
life it was so much fun his family's so great and it was just that he's like he's he's adorable
he's great did you go to the kangaroo sanctuary where the guy no you did not yes we had all the
baby kangaroos yeah i bet i went to the um that sounds steve irwin zoo the australia zoo and i
got to i got to hold a koala the koala shit on me okay i've been to that too too how not soft
are koalas like i feel like you expect them to be the cuddliest thing ever and they're like spiky
and kind of yeah they're kind of like wool yeah it feels like it's like a not so comfy sweater
it's not as they're so cute they're adorable they're so you guys know i'm sure like i don't
know if this is whatever i'm already talking about it did you know that all koalas like a lot
of koalas like a nice percentage of them have chlamydia yes i didn't know that yes isn't jack
knows about all the stds that is a fun fact only in animals oh yeah even better do they not give
them can't you take like a z-pack for that right now just rub a cream on it and it goes away
where they like we know you're a famous actress from hollywood don't touch the vagina she has
chlamydia no i don't hold her there joey i like i knew this like way before i went and i just don't
know why i looked this up or found out about it like who the hell knows right i was down some
rabbit hole right youtube and i read it rabbit hole or something yeah and so like i found that
out and then like i held this koala and it pooped on me and i was like oh my god no did you get
Chlamydia?
It's funny you ask.
She's like, I did, but not from the koala.
So I was still taking the pill.
Okay, well then this leads me to a great segue to actually talk about your work.
So you have a new movie, The Kissing Booth.
It's a really good segue.
Do you like it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chlamydia?
No, she's talking about her boyfriend they met on the movie.
Now we're talking about chlamydia.
It was a reach.
See, I thought you were being sarcastic about the segue was so bad.
No, I said it was good.
No, no.
Anyways, continue.
Okay.
The Kissing Booth.
Anyway, tell me about the movie.
Oh, you filmed it in we filmed it in South Africa for Los Angeles, which is funny.
The movie is based in Los Angeles, but it's just like cheaper to film in South Africa.
They're doing a lot. And I was not going to complain about going to a place that's like the most beautiful and amazing.
And so, I mean, I'm just so excited. People are going like people are loving it.
I'm freaking out because I'm so excited. I did not expect the audience reaction to be like this.
I was just, you know, I was hoping it would do well, but I mean, the fact that it's doing
so well and that I had the best time of my life filming it, it's just like a win, win,
win.
I'm just so, so excited.
And you got a hot boyfriend on there.
Yeah.
Do you think this is your notebook?
Do you think this is your notebook?
I mean, like, I don't want to sound conceited or anything, but I mean, I'm kind of like,
I feel like, like, the notebook is so freaking, like, that's just untouchable.
Yeah, but they fell in love on it.
Yeah, but now they're not together anymore.
Well, I wasn't going to say that part.
Like, maybe you didn't notice.
There's so many other examples of people that I've met last.
Like Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
No.
Even I know they're broken up.
Okay.
Based on your new movie, we're going to do something where, and we've been doing this
podcast now for two and a half years.
I feel like I know more about Becca Tobin's butthole than I do about most of my friends.
Oh, good.
And so, but I had to text them, and I was like, hey, Joyce, can we use this movie, The
kissing booth and i thought it'd be fun if we talk about our first kiss have we talked about
it before and we're like no we haven't so you're welcome listeners take it away becca tobin my
first describe it use a neurotic voice or narrator voice neurotic no like a narrative
so i was no that's not a good voice i'm trying to think of the details um i think i was in
i was 12 this is how old what grade are you in when you're 12 like seventh
sixth yeah six or seventh grade should not be kissing at that age anyways that was advanced
okay i had this boyfriend named blake and i thought blake and i were gonna
live a life together forever he was my soulmate of course his name was blake douglas he still
sends me messages on my birthday oh isn't that weird yeah because it's you know those first
yeah birthdays that you remember and it's stuck there anyways so blake and i were madly in love
and i knew it was coming i knew that it event it was it was inevitable we were gonna have to kiss
if he was my boyfriend we were gonna have like children later and oh my god so it's like the
hand holding is getting really intense at that point yeah so i remember my parents were gone
and i had friends over not like out of town i was 12 for god's sake they were like at the
grocery store and i had friends over and there were like four boys and three girls and i just
knew that this was his time and i knew he was planning it and so i just kept running away
from him because i was so nervous i just i wanted to do it but i was too nervous so finally he
trapped me yes you know trapped in a romantic way and and it happened and it was the most
aggressive oh no oh god tongue thrusting no was it his first kiss it was his first kiss it was
just a line and it was a log a tongue there's nothing worse than a tongue log it was so
aggressive and so messy and like i just it was terrible it was terrible never good
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well i was in sixth grade and i lived three doors down from garth in sixth grade yeah
listen listen when you're hot you're hot
when you don't have an awkward face you just don't yeah
it came in with my senior of high school when i didn't have all my teeth in my graduation
I lost all my teeth when I was 9
like at once
so weird
no wait that's early
I feel like I was supposed to periodically lose them later
I think that's around the time you're supposed to lose your teeth
but like in an extended period
let's get back to me
and not Joey's dental records
this is more interesting to me though however
continue
I was in 6th grade
I lived 3 doors down from a place called Gark
glen allen recreation center it's jesus they couldn't have a more basically a curling rink
and a skate ice skating rink indoors because it's so cold where i grew up that you couldn't like go
outside and so every friday night from like six to seven or seven to eight i can't remember was
the public skate and we'd all go on skate dates okay we'd all meet at the gark and we go for we
just go zoom around for an hour oh my god and my parents were out doing something hi mom you're
Y'all are supposed to be listening to my podcast.
Because you know she's listening.
And at the back door of my house, Jared Allen with his middle part Leo DiCaprio.
I didn't know you were talking about first kisses.
Juliette Nuer came into me at the lobby of the back door.
At the Gark.
No, at my house.
He picked me up for the skate date.
Stop talking about the Gark.
It's making me nauseous.
He didn't pick me up.
He lived in the neighborhood.
So he walked me from the house to the Gark and he kissed me in his puffy jacket.
And it's like, you remember that, like, personally?
Was it a good kiss?
Yeah, it was like, yeah, Leo.
No, I mean, it was like.
It was fine.
It was a garg kiss.
I don't really remember.
It was a garg kiss.
What do you expect for your first kiss?
Oh, my God.
So what did you write in your diary?
No, my first kiss was 15, and it's nothing like I was on set.
That's basically it.
I was a co-star.
My first kiss was a co-star.
I was, I think, I thought I was going to die.
I was so nervous.
I thought I was going to genuinely die
I was that nervous
I thought maybe my heart would beat out of my chest
I was so scared
My kiss was with Keegan Allen
Wait, do I know who that is?
Of course, everyone does, he's that book of photography
He was on Pretty Little Liars
He played Toby
I don't know who that is
You guys are so old
Tell me more, Joey
He was so sweet and everything
It wasn't his first kiss, right?
No
he was i was i was wait no wait was i 14 i was 14 i was not 15 how old was he 21 26 26 yeah but
it's hollywood uh well yeah it was a very it was a very um wait he asked for permission to kiss you
in the movie we had to kiss like oh your first kiss was when you're filming yes yes it was on
set in a movie and welcome back jack i did yeah i thought look well i was gonna ask her i was like
is it between seems and he like put you in a corner sorry guys no he he's great and he didn't
know wait do they know the legality of it hold on mom when a 26 year old man wants to kiss your
14 year old daughter on set do you have to say yes um i was right there she was right there she
watched okay like somebody has to give consent i told her i was like you can't watch mom i mean
she hid in a bush there's nothing more awkward than your mom watching your first kiss so wait
it's worse to kiss in front of your mom yeah no it was it was horrible so i was so oh god it was
terrible no offense keegan i love you we're still friends but he um so yeah he didn't know it was my
first kiss and then someone told him and i because i told everyone on set i was like please don't
tell him because that's gonna be really like really awkward for me and really awkward for
him like who wants to give a 14 year old her first kiss when you're like her first anything
like a 20s man was it a was it a pack or a whole make out make out situation and oh my gosh yeah
it wasn't supposed to be a project was this it's okay it was great it was a great project but i
was just you know it was just very um it was great but i he he found out and he was like oh my god
like am i really is this like really what's about to happen i was like yeah um i'm really scared he's
like now i'm scared because i don't want to f**k it up for you and it was but it was bad i mean
he had to be like smoking cigarettes in the scene and then we made out and then like it was just
like really it was really not good um but he's he and i are still friends have you watched the kiss
in the movie oh my god yes and it i like screamed when i saw it i like i like now i know how to kiss
somebody like but i was such a i was so stiff like we were supposed to be in love it was passionate
it was beautiful
and I was like
this
I was like a stiff board
and I was like
that was probably my
like least proud moment
in my acting
I was like
I was like
that bitch doesn't know
how to kiss
she sucks
there's no worse insult
you know
just to like
just to like you know
future employers
I know
I did not believe
don't watch that project
if you're casting Joey
in anything romantic
I can kiss somebody now
but yeah
I feel like you probably
did okay
considering in a movie
called The Kissing Booth
yeah
yeah
clearly I stuff in my game
guys
I know how to kill things
That's a pretty good story
Our girls love celebrities
So before we go to our ass lady gig section
I want to play a one word game with everyone
I love games
So I'm going to
Everyone's looking, I'm going a little off script
I'm going to give
I'm going to give
Joey and the girls
Each one a name of one of her co-stars
And I want you to describe them in one word
Of my co-stars?
Am I going to know who they are?
okay jack if you don't know who they are you're just gonna say don't know who that is jack knows
nothing about hollywood which is what makes her so great she knows about the movie she saw with
titanic bikinis oh my god she's still like she's like like leo and i'm like leo's 85 now
i saw that movie of his whatever the one it was it wasn't penguins it was romeo and juliet that
was 1995 documentary about global warming okay are you ready yeah can you start so yeah okay
are you ready adam sandler oh god i was so young when we worked together uh i really barely
remember it's a one-word game joey underrated i mean overrated sorry um um i think he's charming
Charming.
Overrated.
Happy.
Zach Braff.
Ooh.
Funniest.
Funniest.
Because that's not one word.
Funniest.
I'm going between two.
Okay.
Same boat.
He gives me a little twinge of arrogance, but in a hot way because he's so cerebral.
Yeah.
He's like the most confident Jew.
Dork.
Yes.
A confident Jew.
And I can say that.
Yeah, you're Jewish too?
Hey, what's up?
Are you part of the tribe?
Yeah, otherwise I wouldn't have said that.
That's the best thing.
Oh, I guess you're right.
You cannot say that.
I wasn't going to say it.
Okay, Jack?
Eclectic.
Oh my God, what are we on HGTV?
This is amazing.
Eccentric.
I'm going to say...
Maybe.
Believes in himself.
That is a blackout scene.
Believes in...
That's three words.
Confident.
You made this game.
Overly confident.
what kind of game is this confident there we go thank you oh my gosh playful
oh you hate chatting is white trash one or two words
oh my god i like him a lot but like i just see tampa
like like bedazzled jeans and like a trucker
Are you feeling like Ed Hardy?
Like Ed Hardy.
He has a cargo short in every color, including black.
Yes, yes, yes.
He has many camo cargo shorts.
I can see him in an orange cargo short.
Tampa is your word.
Tampa.
That's hilarious.
Him and his wife got a divorce, right?
I know.
They're going through one.
Call me.
Oh my god, Jess.
I'm going to say, and I'm using a hyphen to make it work, squarehead.
I was going to say blockhead.
block neck what he has that head oh my god this is the first like group of women i've ever been
around that when i say i work with channing tatum they're not like no he's so i think he's hot as
okay well then there's one there we go i think he has a but i love a blockhead oh my god that's a
type i feel like it's very masculine meaty yeah i love a meaty i love like just a big
He's a very protein-y guy.
You could date John Cena.
I kind of want to save that word.
But he's still in love with Vicky Bella.
Protein-y is good.
I still love her.
She just created an adjective.
He's protein-y.
Protein-y.
Yes, that's you.
He's so protein-y.
Okay, last one.
Selena.
Oh.
Of the G-mez.
Role model.
Oh.
That's two words, but whatever.
Screw this game.
Trailblazer.
Oh, I like it.
I thought you were about to do another Channing Tatum.
and be like trailer trash trailer trash uh i'd say brave for dealing with all of her shit with
grace yeah oh i would say i'm gonna use four hyphens more than meets the eye i think there's
a lot more there that she doesn't like yeah say death oh death death hold my hand hold my hand
let me hold your hand death you're welcome she's so great okay i really love her i'm into her we
love her too when we come back you're gonna help us fix our lives okay
and we're back um so we have we have this thing called ask lady gang where our listeners are
writing in questions and we give them questionable i thought you said ask lady gang i thought you
said ask lady gang like about asses like where we just talked about that would have been in the
part before this is now a really deep inspirational motivation it's not let me switch gears yes
switch gears
oh shit guys
Jack just put on her glasses
I know
she's just blind
history
do you see how blind I am
look at this
she's switching gears
yeah those were
those were intense
she's switching into
thoughtful gears
yeah
and now
I'm an intellectual
cerebral
cerebral
so eclectic
is that how you describe
me in one word
she's so eclectic
you can just put this
fake fruit in this
tiny bowl
and just have it out
and people won't even
know it's fake
except everyone will
go to get an apple
and it's fucking plastic
what are you talking about
I'm talking about
HDTV in general
okay go
Oh, we're on DGTV again.
This is hard times.
We're back on HD.
Okay.
First question comes from Jackie.
It's not me, obviously.
Jackie says, because you can tell from this,
my ex and I dated for a year and a half,
and I broke up with him two months ago.
I moved out to LA less than two weeks ago for work.
He always should talk to California
and was only planning to move because of me.
But now I found out he's moving to LA for a job,
and we're from South Dakota.
He could have applied for a non-profit in any other city,
but i feel like this is borderline stalkerish i'm frustrated because the entire situation
makes me physically and mentally ill i hate that his actions still have power on me
over me what should i do oh jeez man i once had a stalker oh my god no i had a boyfriend
in high school shout out to chief are you shouting out your stalker
that's not really
how you get rid
of a stalker
what's a stalker
listen he's gonna
he's forgotten
about you
I can't wait
for Chief
to clear this up
for us
Chief has forgotten
about Kelty
somebody's gonna
tell him that
she talked about him
on the podcast
and he's gonna
get back
no there's no way
he could
are you sure
anyway
I had this boyfriend
and he was like
my first like
kind of serious boyfriend
and had a car
and it was like
whatever
and we worked at
Little Caesars Pizza
together
um when we broke up i was like i don't want to date you anymore he would like drive up and down
my street oh i had one that did that yeah well that's not i've also had somebody that's kind of
like that's just being a girl that's what happens when you do right yeah yeah okay fine well i
thought i was an ex-boyfriend the most exciting part about that story was that you were at a
pizza place or that you probably got your ex-boyfriend or that his name is chief
not now chief well he had another name but people call it fast forward like 10 years
can be like joey king gave birth to a little boy
okay anyway here's what i think you should do you should norm don't tell him where you live
change your phone number la is a big city and if he wants to be a creepo creep and follow you
across the country you can let him but do not contact him and have nothing to do with him
It sounds like one of those things where you are clearly, Jackie, clearly sounds not stoked about it.
Because some people will be like, oh, he followed me.
How sweet.
But, like, you're just not stoked about it.
Just, like, Kelty's a don't have any contact.
Yeah.
I mean, people break up in the same city all the time and you have to deal with somebody being around you.
But the good thing is you are moving somewhere new.
He doesn't know where you live.
He's not going to know where you work, hopefully.
So just don't give him any info and you probably won't run into him.
Also, dye your hair a dark color and wear big sunglasses.
Okay, next.
I think you're an idiot.
Okay.
Glasses back on.
Second question comes from Annie.
Annie says, I'm newly married, have a toddler, and I love them both and my life.
However, I do dream about being alone, being more successful in my career, buying my own
tiny house and giant dog, and making my own decisions without having to consider anyone
else.
Holy shit.
I even take it as far as looking at houses online and dreaming about the life I wish
I had.
I'm hoping this is a normal feeling for newlyweds and that I will not be living a life of regret.
But I can't help to envy the life of my 30-year-old single friends with no kids.
Sup?
I adore my husband and son.
I just hope I'm not a terrible person.
Do you know what my mom said to me once?
Like, when I was, like, 22.
She goes, this whole child-rearing shit is way overrated.
I've never forgotten that.
She said that to my face.
Wow.
I'm so scarred.
Clearly.
She's like, I wish I didn't have you.
She just gave her dog her baby name.
So, obviously, it didn't have any effect on you whatsoever.
Right, right.
She wants, so this woman wants to ditch her toddler.
She's dreaming of a life shift.
She's dreaming of a life shift.
I feel like that's normal.
Toddlerhood is so hard.
Listen, I know nothing about being married with a toddler, so I'm not the person to ask about this.
But, I mean, this sounds a little...
I don't know.
It sounds a little upsetting.
It's upsetting.
I'm going to say this, Annie.
I have a friend who had a baby.
It was, she loves this baby more than anything in the entire world.
Like, she loves her life.
She doesn't regret it.
however she had some postpartum and it came later and maybe it's not even considered postpartum at
that point and maybe you're just struggling with like a little bit of depression or maybe you need
to talk to somebody because i think like anytime no matter what your situation is in life if you're
dreaming of getting out of it there's a little there could be a little bit of and it's not
something that's like crazy serious whatever but you probably want to start talking to somebody
about it and also communicate to your husband i'm going through this and if there's something
that he can do to help you where it's like have a weekend away every couple months go on a girl's
trip or explore a part-time job or a hobby like whether like maybe he needs to be empowering you
to reclaim a little bit of your identity pre-baby pre-wife pre like responsibility reclaiming my
time that was like the most amazing answer oh my god well i have to say too it's like the
grass is always greener no matter what you're single you're gonna wish you're in a relationship
you're in a relationship married you're gonna always think about like what if i was single so
yeah i think that your advice go talk to somebody none of us have kids we don't know like but those
are normal feelings it just is are you gonna go and ditch your family and go rogue and start a
new life somewhere or are you gonna like make conscious good decisions yeah okay no i know
and having a passion outside of your family is perfectly fine it's like you're a vacation from
them you know like it's when you need
and I feel like there's a lot of mothers out there
that seem that think that they've lost
their identity once they've had kids where it's like
that is so important to remember what you
loved before you had a kid because that doesn't have to be
your entire life your kids gonna be an asshole to you pretty
soon and like
okay last question comes from Lucy
Lucy says
this may I graduate college and move back home to
Chicago for work all of my close friends
are staying around the Twin Cities area
where we went to college I'm worried that the
distance will strain our relationships even though we
all are extremely close to the point where we see each other every day i've been told countless
times i have nothing to worry about but the little voice in my head keeps nagging at me
any suggestions for staying in touch with them while we are all heading down different paths
i honestly didn't expect to ever have such a close-knit group of friends yeah i um this is
something that i've experienced because like this is very much in tune to like how old i am right
now like my best friend just left for college and um we were both like it's funny we met in our
homeschooling program you don't really think you'd meet friends in that but you did yeah um but so
she she left and i'm like really sad and i was scared like you know what if we don't talk as
much like blah blah blah i mean it is an adjustment it is something i mean of course you're not going
to see each other every day but i have to say with the way technology works today it's incredible
how close it's easy to stay close with somebody with facetime and how easily you can call them up
or just say a quick hey or good night like um like i miss her so much of course but i don't feel like
i i do not feel like our friendship has changed i don't feel like i can't call her for advice i
don't feel like she can't call me for some like you know she's going through a lot right now she's
new surroundings new friends in a new dorm like when she's used to either her bed or my bed you
know sleepovers and all that stuff so i think that i mean if your friends are reassuring you
of course life is going to change you're not going to see them that often and you guys may not be as
close but if you guys are really as close as you say and with how easy it is to contact people
nowadays it shouldn't be too big of a problem two words group text group text always keep it going
yeah like and yeah and like a an annual trip a lot of a lot of my girlfriends who are in sororities
in college they all kind of went their separate ways but they have like an annual trip where they
all get together and it doesn't have to be extravagant it's just getting to the same place
on the same weekend and it actually
can be really, really fun
because you catch up and
being able to see each other physically versus
over FaceTime and whatever, it can really
just be really great. Also, always
send memes.
Keep a relationship alive by sending
memes. Everyone wants to have
some memes in their life.
Memes keep you together.
She came into the show on the meme and she's leaving
the show on a meme. You really know how to make a full
circle moment.
Speaking of memes, if you
want to follow joey's instagram and hope for a um dm of a meme your own that's how you know
it's true friendship at joey king follow her on instagram go see the kissing booth
follow all of her things support her netflix netflix original yeah i'm gonna watch one again
yeah good yes please do because it's like so easy and then you're gonna see how hot her boyfriend is
sorry and then she's gonna ask next time we talk about him if he's single no she's not
She's a predator, okay?
Excuse me.
If you're a boyfriend.
Listen, Becca.
There's going to be all these rumors started about me, and they're all going to be started from this podcast.
You say random comments, and people taking them and running with them.
Well, you're an idiot if you believe that.
Okay.
On that note, don't believe anything we say, and we will see you next Tuesday.
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