LadyGang - Flashback Friday: Kristen Doute
Episode Date: August 18, 2023The "Witch of WeHo" and Vanderpump darling is here to talk about her enchanting line of wines and her experiences on the hit Bravo show before playing a game of WAY too much truth about reali...ty TV...and it gets PERSONAL! Original Airdate: January 29, 2019 Check out our amazing sponsors!!! SKIMS: Get free shipping on orders over $75 at SKIMS.com - Select "podcast" in the survey and select LADYGANG in the dropdown menu! Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and use code "LGPOD"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey Lady Gang, welcome to Flashback Friday where we bring some of our favorite Lady Gang episodes
from the vault to you in the feed. We have over 600 episodes of this podcast and whether you're
an OG and you've heard this episode before or you're a new listener and we're just bringing
this up and you had no idea we had this person on our podcast, well you're welcome. Small caveat
here, we are an imperfect group of trio of ladies and we've been podcasting for almost six and a
half years. If something we said in this podcast doesn't align with Lady Gang 2020, please give us
grace for instance there was a period on lady gang where i was not into taylor swift it was
the reputation era i wasn't feeling what she was begging but now i'm like a swifty again and so i
just don't want you to hold me to that because we're all growing and learning and our opinions
change pretty much every day without further ado welcome to flashback friday well what is this
welcome to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to change
around here each week we catch up with hollywood's hottest girl posse kelty knight becca tobin and
jack vanik hello hello hello welcome to the lady gang i'm becca tobin here with jack vanik and
kelty knight hello are we excited for today's episode i'm so excited but i i just want to like
start by saying something what you quit no no but do you guys remember when we were filming lady
gang tv and then stassi was like what do you don't watch our show and i was like no yeah i still
haven't watched a single episode of vanderpump rules i i think that's fine but i just like i
need you guys to carry me because i know i usually do the interviews but like i put right here like
vanderpump gossip i don't even know what to ask i haven't watched any of the season yet have you
i've watched a little bit okay so but i actually don't care so much about like this season as much
as i care about like okay what's going on without behind the season right right you know i just but
i just wanted you guys to like i were meant to tell you that and now we're on air but just don't
like leave me hanging because i'll be like cool so um like i did read a lot of articles a lot of
goss i did some goss okay goss anyway um all right well now it's time for good week yes it is bad
week oh no bad week is that kelty's not gonna know a thing about her job but she has amazing
haircuts she does i pinterest her and i was like oh god she has great hair she really she's really
had to glow up on tv but anyway it's not about her right now it's about us it's not about her
it's all about her um okay who wants to start i'll start we're all looking at each other so um
my bad week i was working from my uh bed this morning i got up i made myself coffee and i'm
just like on my computer and blah blah blah blah and then at one point i needed to raise my laptop
because i was hunching over so i put it on like this pillow and i reach over to grab the decorative
pillow that i usually prop my laptop up on you need one of those like cute bed desks i know
did orally shit on it no you shit on it i threw my cup of coffee no and white i have a white
upholstered bed oh i saw your no everywhere everywhere did you have it um coffee everywhere
How do you get that out?
Stanley Steamer, probably.
I mean, this happened today.
Like, pro-fash cleaning.
So I did a thing on Instagram asking people for help.
One of my friends suggested Shout, which did a pretty good job, but it still needs some work.
And I really don't want to have to schedule.
Like, nothing's more annoying than scheduling somebody to come.
They'll be there between 12 and 6.
And, like, I'm going to be, like, yeah.
You know, you can rent a rug doctor at, like, the Ralphs.
I've done that before.
But I don't even think it works that good.
It's like the deep cleaning machine that you do it yourselfers.
Oh.
I'm so mad.
Is it on your carpet or on your bed?
That's what you get from working for bed.
You need to work.
You have that beautiful office space.
But I like being in my bed in the morning.
Me too.
But it's not always the best.
I'm so mad.
I'm going to Amazon you one of those like baby desks.
No, please don't.
I have no room to put it in there.
A baby desk.
You know, it's like it's pillow on the bottom, desk on the top.
I used to have it when I was little.
Yeah, everyone did.
Like the bean bag on the bottom.
you can like write in your journal
I should get one of those
so I can bullet journal in bed
oh my god you're such a tool
that's an amazing idea I gotta make a list
what else is new
my good week have I talked about playing tennis
before you talked about that you were
taking lessons and you're like Roger
Federer
so I've been taking lessons with
my amazing teacher Zoe
she's British she's amazing
and I go like
I try to do once a week
and zach actually started coming with me if it's on a weekend and i told my family in passing over
thanksgiving that my teacher had told me that i was one of her most consistent students and and
she was also explaining that all these pro tennis players it's not about how hard they're hitting it
it's all about consistency and so i was like very excited because i have never been very consistent
or good at sports like i did like gymnastics growing up but i never did anything like
having to do with a ball yeah so my plastic surgeon doesn't want me involved in sports
where balls are flying at my nose there goes your social life just quoted clueless um so i told my
family and everyone starts laughing hysterically at me like and zach's like oh really she said
you were her most consistent student she's ever had i'm so sure and he's like she probably tells
everyone that and i was like you know what go so then i brought zach to my lesson and he like
whacks the tennis ball but he's a shitty technique yeah and he's not consistent not consistent and i
was like oh zoe um remember when you told me that i was consistent and she looks at zach she goes oh
yeah she's one of my most consistent in 15 years consistent players oh dang and i was like in your
face martin you may whack the shit out of the ball but guess what roger federer he's not the
hardest at hitting he's the most consistent boom so proud of you i just was so mad knocking balls
and knocking coffees yeah there i go did you hit the coffee like i just hate when people yeah i
basically did i hate when people act like i'm exaggerating yeah and i'm not you're like you
everyone thinks i'm exaggerating my talents but i am this talented i am so good this skill is
gonna take me nowhere but i need to be good at something right now but there's gonna be at some
point like a tennis hallmark movie she falls in love she moves to palm springs from the big city
maybe i could be on a tv show right where i play a tennis player yeah i think i've been up for a
role for a tennis player before now you can wear like a skirt outfit to the audition no to play
tennis no no to the audition no just a legging oh i would do it for the outfit well here's the thing
everyone makes fun of the people who wear the outfits wear the outfits because the people are
in the cute yeah because people in the best gear and like the coolest outfits are usually the worst
players so i like to be understated with my amazing consistency i feel like you have to be
like really and then really good skirt yes i have serena williams wears a tutu you know what i mean
yeah yeah like she can okay jack you're next it's time for jack i think i've said this before on the
podcast shut up um i'll piggyback on your your whole skill good week yeah so i recently recently
went skiing and so i grew up skiing i was skiing from when i was like 5 to 15 then stopped and
hadn't skied in like 12 years so i recently picked it back up again a few years ago i never am
consistent with anything and with skiing i have gone like a lot in the past few years and i can
like begrudgingly get down a black diamond but it wasn't until this last trip that i got down one
like with grace and i was like stoked and i didn't hate myself going down it so it was like
quite a defeat for me a defeat oh not defeat that was real kelty moment no it was a feat
whatever i'm proud of you yeah i am too good job jack yeah it's i mean it's cool skiing is so fun
i'm annoyed why about skiing why because i would i'm interested in possibly skiing again in my
adult life but now i see these girls on instagram with these outfits they're all fake it's a skin
they don't even they don't even ski in them they put on their cute outfit super cute ones you can't
A lot of them don't even know how to ski.
They go there to take the photos.
Oh, there's this one blogger that always, always posts that she's like a snowboarder.
I'm like, there's no way that you're actually skiing.
She probably doesn't.
I just think these girls look so cold.
It's like a unitard.
No, I wear the baggiest, like, bulkiest because I don't like being cold.
And I'm like, there's no way I'm going to wear it.
Well, then maybe I'll still ski.
I have some decently cute ones.
But any of the ones that are like, they look like the skin tight ones.
Yeah, like a wetsuit.
I mean, you have to be like spring skiing.
Okay.
yeah jack do you have a bad week so my bad week was i went skiing all day did not fall and i go
to the distillery in mammoth after to have a drink and number one wait you went to like someone
have a drink i wanted to have an apricot to anybody that hasn't skied before walking in ski
boots is the most annoying yeah it's uncomfortable thing in the entire world and they're very
slippery so i was walking to go to the bathroom slipped walking walking walking i do one of those
slips that's like out of a cartoon where it's like the guy slips on a banana peel and like my
foot goes up in the air i like am like airborne for a bit land on my back my head lands on a
corner and i think i might be slightly concussed and the worst part of it was i thought afton was
like right in back of me and you know when you embarrass yourself when you fall and you like
look back to your friend to kind of laugh you were alone i was alone and everyone was staring
and there was a bunch of moms looking at me like i was like an idiot were you drunk no oh that's
great it was my first drink but like it's so funny that you're like skiing down a mountain
you're fine you can't walk to the bathroom and then i can't walk so sorry that's okay i made it
i always i can segue to that to my bad week look at us so you know these new scooters the electric
scooters yeah birds where whatever they're called they're everywhere all right so i decided i was
gonna walk to a shoot i had it was like within walking distance of my house had my ear pods in
i almost died courtesy of spencer pratt what because i love to watch spencer pratt tmz videos
no one no one owns tmz like a spencer pratt he just like knows how to work it and he always
talks them for like 15 minutes yeah like he's never like actually going anywhere like i anyway
so i was watching a spencer finds where tmz is and like i'm sure he calls him himself and i'm like
Can I have the number?
Love it.
Anyway, so I'm like looking down on my phone like an idiot, and I'm literally watching Spencer Pratt.
And then like three dudes on the things come, and they're like, watch out.
And I was like, ah.
And then I almost got in this accident, and it was all Spencer Pratt's fault.
So entertaining, Spencer.
Good for you, Spencer.
Anyway, good week.
Now, I want to preface this by saying, preface this by saying, both of you are going to make fun of me for this good week.
She's yawning.
Oh my God, I was wondering what was happening.
Sorry, no.
Sorry, I was yawning.
You're going to make fun of me for this good week.
And you're going to think that I'm doing it because I want to self-promote myself.
Oh God.
But that's not my purpose.
I just want to say that.
I want to just, good week in general is that so many wonderful things have come out of
the Lady Gang, especially the Facebook group.
Every day I see someone doing some nice gesture for someone else in the Facebook group.
And so I just wanted to mention one that the Lady Gang did on behalf of the Lady Gang and how it turned out because I just thought it really warmed my heart.
So there's this girl named Catherine in the Facebook group, and she had posted a picture of this, like, really nice wool sweater.
Her grandpa is old, has dementia, and is always cold.
And she was like, I really wanted to get my grandpa this sweater for the holidays, but it's out of my price range.
Has anyone seen anything that's, like, a little more affordable?
And I think it was, like, $120.
Like, it wasn't a $1,000 Gucci sweater.
But it was, like, expensive, you know, for a grandpa present.
And so I was like, you know what?
Like, we do things with Lady Gang where we'll send money or support someone, like, all the time.
We kind of just don't even mention it.
Like, if you know, you know.
You got that gift from us.
But, like, we don't really talk about it.
But I was like, you know what?
This one's good.
So on behalf of Lady Gang, I sent a message to Catherine.
I was like, hey, like, we would love – thank you for being such a fan.
Like, we'd love to get the sweater for your grandpa.
So we sent her $120.
I didn't tell you guys this, but we sent her $120 and she posted last week in the Facebook
group, the grandpa in the sweater and she's like, oh my God, he hasn't taken it off since
Christmas.
He's so warm.
He loves it.
He can't stop talking about how much he loves it.
And he's already filled the pockets with all kinds of trinkets and like, you know, grandpa's
like always have like a stick of gum and like a tissue and his pen and like, so there's
like pockets in the front anyway he's so sweet and i was like i all my grandparents were like
basically dead by the time i became an adult and i really missed out on like just grandpas like you
know what i mean and so i was just like this was so special and i wrote a message to katherine i
was like oh my god like just drink him in this is so incredible and he she was like you know he
doesn't really remember me and then i was like so sad but anyway we did a good thing that's good
I'm glad you did that.
That was sweet.
That's it.
It's very sweet.
That's the good.
Really?
You don't make fun of me?
No.
We never make fun of you for doing nice things.
I thought you were going to talk about something about your Instagram followers.
Or like being in us weekly.
So I'm thrilled.
Yeah.
That was like actually a pleasant surprise.
Yeah.
Thank you for that.
Who's coming?
A pleasant surprise is coming up next.
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You're listening to The Lady Gang.
Our guest today has grown up a lot since her crazy Kristen days.
And the internet is live and well and covering every moment of her fabulous life.
I looked on the internet.
I found out what she eats when she watches Watch What Happens Live.
Usually Taco Bell.
This time she was eating some chips.
All the different levels of shortness a bob haircut can come into, all the different ear levels, and mostly every moment of the Vanderpump drama.
She's also appeared on an episode of Lady Gang television and became an instant meme for our show while double fisting and playing Wasted Facts in my living room.
Most importantly, she is also, like the Lady Gang, a People's Choice Award loser.
She's got her own clothing line and a brand new wine, and she's here to get drunk with us.
Please welcome to the lady gang, Kristen Doody.
Doody.
Shit.
I knew I was going to screw it up, and I even wrote a pronouncer.
You are forgiven because...
Doody.
Will you text me that whole paragraph?
Do you feel good about yourself?
Yeah, 2019 Kristen feels pretty good right now.
I'm so excited.
So in typical Hollywood starlet style, Kristen has arrived without the wine.
She's like, I'm bringing wine.
My publicist is bringing the wine.
Drink it on the way.
So we are going to begin, and then halfway through, we'll pour.
I'm really sorry.
And we're going to taste test you.
What's the name of this wine?
No, I'm excited for you.
This is your wine, correct?
It's myself and Katie and Stassi.
Cool.
The Witches of WeHo.
Love it.
With Knocking Point Wines.
So we decided to be very ambitious, and we named it Potion No. 1.
Because that just leaves us a plethora of potions to work with.
What type of wine is it?
Pinot Grigio.
And that is like homage to Stassi's infamous line with, well, yes, being a basic bitch.
And then I, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio.
Like her little slam machine way back in the day.
So we're like, we have to start with a Pinot Grigio.
And then on the back of the bottle, we have that quote.
Now, are you allowed to be, name yourselves the witches of WeHo?
I mean, Schwartz named us the witches of WeHo.
I wish I could take credit.
They are the witches of WeHo.
they really are is how's it been being in business with your friends though well i mean it's about to
launch so fingers crossed god's leading up it's been fine leading up it's been fine ish yeah for
the most part i mean i think we're all like we're all just so excited and it's not our only project
we all have our own thing yeah so we're kind of like this is a passion project and hopefully it
sells like casamigos did right honey that's where we're at with it out there oh hell yeah well now
Give me a juju that, I mean, are you guys, you guys are good.
You guys are in business together and you're good.
Yeah.
We are.
Yeah.
But we didn't really start off as friends though.
That's true.
So we didn't have like the whole friendship backing.
Wait, I'm not kidding.
I know.
You guys also have like, Vanderpump's rule, I mean Vanderpump's rule, Vanderpump's work
in a sense.
It's your job.
Yeah.
So it's like you guys have worked together.
Yes.
So you can figure it out.
And that goes as well as it.
The show goes.
Yeah.
There you go.
So you know you can like push through anything.
I have two business questions as the mom of the friend group.
Yes.
A, can you sell the wine in the restaurants, Tom Tom and Sir and all like Pump and all
these places?
So when we start selling it really soon, it'll be exclusively through the Knocking Point
Wine Club.
Okay.
Until we sell like a certain amount of cases and then there are like tiers that we'll go
through.
Okay.
But our goal again is like-
Get in the restaurants.
Because we started with potion number one.
Yeah.
To get potion number nine.
We're going to have two, three, four, five.
A tequila.
A tequila.
A hundred.
Yeah.
Sixty nine.
and it's here
the label is sick
ooh this is pretty
isn't that so cute
we don't have a wine opener
what the hell
wait up the publicist
yes she comes
it's not her first rodeo
not her first rodeo
we literally had our first meeting about the label
and went to the Belmont in West Hollywood
this bar that we frequent
and we were like
we need to make the label
like right now and we got drunk and much like when i do my james may designs it was like let
me get on pinterest what do you guys like what do you guys like we had a pinterest board and
we made the label in like an hour and a half into it i love it congratulations congratulations we're
very excited we're about to taste it so do you have the first ones to ever try it other than
the three of us for real yeah i haven't even had it since the day we chose it really oh i'm excited
now do you remember shooting lady gang tv at my house and having warm drinks i do remember do you
want to explain that because because a lot of people didn't get this inside joke because it
aired on the show and when you were like i had warm rosé and everyone's like huh why do you want
to explain it we basically we got there and you guys were doing aperol spritzes and or prosecco
and stassi was like i want an aperol spritz and suddenly the prosecco is gone and there's no
ice yeah and i didn't have ice in my eyes like the amount of drinking yes yeah we under we don't
have ice i didn't even have ice on my machine i would have picked it up in an uber i know it was
a mistake it was a mistake season one season one error no control we had no error just you know
the people that were working with us yes and they underestimated grocery shopping yeah well
they underestimated the vanderpump rules they did women well i know well a we didn't have enough
booze too before we moved into our house we had to get the termite thing where they tent it
and then apparently you're not supposed to use your ice maker for a year after that because
there's still like deadly fumes in your house so that's why i never use the ice maker so it's
probably a myth but also get some trays you know no now i have trays i got them it's fine now i
have ice i'm making ice housewarming party the next time you come over this is for ice trays
But I also think and want to thank you for being so iconic on the meme.
Oh, yeah.
I'll have one sip.
I'll have one sip.
I'll have one.
Give me like a little bit.
She's on pain meds from her.
I'll give you a little proper wine tasting.
I'm on pain meds.
I just want to thank you for the meme.
The meme is important.
The meme of you double fisting is more important than the meme of any of the stars of Lady
Gang TV.
It's actually, it comes up a lot.
All the time.
And he uses it.
All the time.
All the time.
like on their social media shout out to e yeah you're an icon i wonder how many memes and gifts
there are of me over the last like seven so many double 50 oh drinking please i mean there's more
of that than anything but just like you're literally like yeah you're like you didn't
even do it on purpose no it was like a mistake okay cheers cheers i'm so excited don't chug it
like a shot the inaugural oh no i'm not capable exclusive tasting ladies okay smells nice smells
nice fruity fresh through the paper cups swirl it yeah for all the wine i drink i have no idea
how to taste wine you know what this is good it is good this is good it it does not have an
aftertaste which i appreciate it's a really like easy white wine yeah pinot grigio it's light it's
dry it's like i said it's not sweet it does not taste cheap yeah this doesn't taste cheap either
Is it going to be cheap?
How much is the bottle?
It's going to be inexpensive.
That's a really good question.
Are you going to be like Dorothy from Rich Kids of LA when she came in and told us that
she had a really inexpensive bottle of champagne coming to the market?
It was like $49.
$60.
It was $100 or something.
It was something like that.
I was like, oh, okay.
And we're like, oh, that's actually the top of the line.
Look how much my t-shirts are.
I'm not trying to go crazy, like $80 a shirt.
They're cheap.
They're like $30 to $45.
But this is good.
I mean, that's what we are.
We are, too.
Exactly.
We wouldn't sell a $100 bottle of wine.
Because I want people to drink it.
I want people to buy stuff.
And not everyone can afford what the New York, LA rich kids can do.
Yeah, or the housewives.
100%.
Or the housewives.
Yeah.
Well, congratulations.
This is good.
Very cute.
We're going to drink it.
My question is, let's go back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back to the People's Choice Awards.
Because we were disappointed that we lost.
I mean, not really.
we kind of expected it but like there was and i mean this with love really no one in our category
do you know what i mean i completely like it was a lot i'm pretty sure i may have texted it was a
lot of one of the three of you that i pretty i was definitely sure you would win no but it was
like kind of it's cult podcast like chicks in the office they're awesome but they have like a massive
cult fall tanya and the scrubbing and they have a cult like it's but it wasn't like you were up
against the kardashians and had to sit at the table next to them if they chose to show up we
knew that they were going to win yeah and if they didn't win honestly i thought it was gonna be
queer eye anyway who else was in the category you know like us queer eye kardashians i think
rupaul and then maybe like one other person that i don't know god i probably actually voted for
rupaul i'm so sorry yeah yeah well if you're up against kardashian jenner clan when they all came
they they showed up right before the category was being announced because right when i saw
christy tegan like get ready to go on stage and then they all showed up to the table next to us
the seat fillers got up i'm like oh no here we go we are losing it's fine can we talk about
chrissy teigen fangirling over you guys so much that was the best moment of my night explain what
happened to you explain what happened well i actually saw chrissy the day before at a like
a becca cosmetics event that she had and and it was the first time i'd ever actually met her like
we've like dm'd we've like slipped into each other's dms i know it's exciting she watched
star show oh god she probably does let's talk about that but she we saw her at this becca event
britney cartwright and i was on vanderpump rules and she started freaking out and then i started
freaking out and then we all started freaking out and so then i was like word vomiting and i'm like
i'm wearing revolve by christy teigen tomorrow at the people's choice awards
that's nice i know she was like what cool i'll send you a bunch of stuff and i'm like i just
love you i'm sorry like i paid full price and then she told me that she was announcing her category
oh yeah so cool but she like came off the stage couldn't have cared less about the kardashians
and ran to you guys ran she was taking fan pics with you what the best part about it is that the
tables were like it was really good it was the 10 it was like a 10 top a 10 table and i watched her
it wasn't like she came over and she picked her favorite like one person she wanted a picture
with the entire cast she worked the entire circular table she did it in small groups
But first she came to me.
No, she did.
She came to you first.
The girls.
She did like the girls the most.
And then she went around, but she took pictures of everyone.
And then she was like, oh, James Kennedy's at the other table.
I'll just stay on this side.
Yeah, it was amazing.
She said that?
No, I mean, it's just what happened.
Oh, my God, there's so much James Kennedy drama.
Was it crazy to sit so close to the Kardashians, though?
Do you see them a lot in the reality world?
I've seen them.
I've seen three of them one time in real life.
And it was like an up-front thing many years ago.
And they had just like, I don't know, like five security guards each.
So that was that.
And we were like on that quick carpet.
You do it up front.
And then they, we were on it.
And then they came.
And then, yeah, literally it was like, okay, they're like, move, move, move, move.
Yeah.
And that was it.
And so we were like taking photos of the like castles.
Like Chris had her big glasses on.
There too?
Up front?
No, no, no.
The people's choice.
The people's choice.
She had the big sunglasses on.
And then they were all just on their phones the whole time.
And we're sitting here, like, holding hands, like, by yawning.
Like, I hope we win.
I hope we win.
Maybe they'll just say our name.
I know.
Oh, my God.
Well, anyway, sorry about...
Be humble.
Do you...
Yeah.
Were your parents proud?
Were you like, Mom, I'm nominated for a People's Choice Award?
Hell, yeah.
And we were, like, nominated to be nominated for an Emmy.
That's a big deal.
Really?
What?
We were, like, nominated to be nominated.
Yeah, but that's still, like, a big deal.
But, wait, can't you nominate yourself?
I mean, that would be...
I think that you can.
I think...
Can we nominate ourselves?
Yeah, I think so.
You put in for your own Emmy.
I will nominate you.
We'll nominate you and you nominate us?
Yeah.
None of us can vote.
That's lady gang right there.
That is lady gang.
We're definitely doing it for ourselves.
We already have the highlight reel ready.
It's mostly me.
Just change your Wikipedia page right now and just be like...
Emmy nom.
Yeah, Emmy nom.
Emmy nom for a nom.
Exactly.
Nominate for a nominative for a nominative for a nominative.
Best performance in a losing role at the People's Choice Award goes to...
Can we tie?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
But I actually, you know, in my...
Really quick, Kelty.
you guys were nominated before you even had a show
to be fair
ours was for the podcast
so we've never
our show is still a non-nominated show
no awards, no nominations
fingers crossed
right here we were an official honoree
at the Webby Awards
well that was for the podcast too
no TV deal
honestly we can't get anyone to write about our television show
it's like it didn't happen
and now it's off for a while
It was like, well, we come back in March, but we're hoping that these reruns people
discovered us.
But I will say, I'm getting a lot of DMs about people discovering us over the holiday break.
Oh, actually, me too.
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select our show at the drop down menu that follows when did you know that vanderpump was a hit were
you guys a hit like right off the bat yeah tell us about your rise to fame when it aired season one
because we tricked everyone how do you trick everyone because it was a seamless um housewives
to vanderpump rules i remember that wait i didn't watch you were hit right away oh there we go yeah
None of you guys were actually on the Housewives, right?
I mean, we waited at Kyle Richards' house and Lisa's boring little peasant servers that
they treat us as.
We will always be in Lisa Vanderpump's eyes.
Love it.
It doesn't matter how many Chanel bags Stassi carries, we will be peasants forever.
I kind of love that so much.
I do too.
Nope.
It is what it is.
but yeah so we were like on the housewives like here and there just like yeah like extras
basically i remember that that was really smart and they did the seamless transition so
our first season did really well also it was just very we like had no idea what we were doing yeah
stassi and i were talking about this the other day um i feel like maybe like her sister or her
boyfriend bo like asked us like what was season one like hard or do you guys remember being like
weirded out by it and i'm like oh it's not like no it was fine i'm like all right bitch you've
been on like four reality shows was she in more before vanderpump yeah she was on queen b on
nickelodeon or nicotine or something excuse me what what is that it's like a super it's like a
like a bunch of like young bitches that like if they become nice then they like win money and
they also live in a house together model for teen girls that's amazing so she did that and then she
her family was on
do you think she won
maybe
no
and then
what's the
amazing race
her family was
she's been on TV
since like
birth
she was like 17
oh so she didn't
really know
but were you freaked out
for me
yes and no
like I was around
everyone I was super
comfortable around
so it wasn't a big deal
but it was more
like Becca actually
what you and
your husband Zach
the one night we had dinner
when we were talking
and Zach was like
it's kind of weird
when you have to do like
you have to walk in
and then kind of re-walk in because they have to get the right shot.
And that's not a fake thing and it's not a produced thing.
It's just there are things into making a television show.
And that was the stuff that freaked me out.
I'm like, what do you mean?
Did I walk wrong?
Like, am I – my posture is bad?
Like, what did I do?
Yeah.
So that was the stuff that freaked me out.
But everything else, you know, it was kind of easy.
Was there ever a moment where you're, like, terrified of what either your family was going to see?
Every minute of every day.
Really?
since the pilot
are you still feeling
do you still feel like that
absolutely
wow
do you ever have to call
your parents and be like
just so you know
don't watch
luckily
no
my mom
like my family
my sister
my brother
my dad
whoever
they're just like
we get it
we know
we already know
all this stuff
it's coming out later
right
my grandmother
wrote me a handwritten
letter
like season
disappointed grandma
see after season three
yeah
like a four page
handwritten letter
and it was like
I just wish everyone knew
that Kristen
with this and that
whatever
and like I can't watch this anymore
and I'm like
you should have never been watching it
to begin with
yeah
we talk about
hookers and drugs
like don't
my niece and nephew
well my niece can watch it now
because she's 22
my nephew's 13
yeah
he's not allowed to watch it
when he
when he was like
I think he was like
8 or 7 or 8 years old
and he went into school
and told his teacher
that his
aunt
is
on a TV show
and she does adult
TV adult movies so he's not
watching because he's a kid and I'm like
now your teacher thinks I'm a porn star
because that's what I always tell him I say it's adult
content like it's adult stuff so you don't get
to watch it until you're an adult
now I'm a freaking porn star
it's okay alright so give us the like
scoop give us the rundown
like how's everything
you can be vague because we're like not really
on time
give us any gossip you want to share
that's my wish I just like fast
forward through his scenes i can't yeah just fast forward through it he's painful he's extremely
painful it's another form of of torture yes did you ever fun reality tv it's like evil yeah
the rest of you guys are so fun and like lovable and i feel like you all i mean maybe you had said
this or stassi had said it where it's like you at the end of the day you all respect each other
so it's like you're doing your job and yeah you're fighting with each other but you still
When I hated Jets, I still was like, you know what?
When I hated Ariana, I'm like, she's bleeding out for the show.
She's doing a good job.
Yeah, you're all sacrificing a lot for what you're doing.
But him, not him.
Did you ever hear the story about, so Jackie Schimmel has the bitch Bible.
Did you hear about that?
Oh, absolutely.
Her prank calling?
Yes, you did.
Oh, absolutely.
Gloria from LACMA?
Tell the story, please.
I don't know if she ever got to air it technically, because I think she did and then had to retract it.
But I have it tucked away in my email.
because she is, Jackie Schimmel
is the gift that keeps on giving. She's so funny.
She pranked called
James Kennedy as
Gloria from LACMA
and she wanted to do an
exhibit based on this music video
that he did many years back
where he like pours paint all over himself
and like confetti in a
shitty alleyway in like ghetto
Hollywood. I know exactly which alleyway
it would like, it's so bad.
And he was so
into it. She was like,
okay, I'll have my people
call your people. This is the right
number to reach you on. He was so
excited. He was like, I'm famous.
I made it. That is the best
prank call to do to
somebody like him. Why did she have to pull
it down? Because it's like deceit? Well, you can't
air someone's phone call. Wasn't it a phone call?
Yeah, she did.
They didn't say we didn't record it.
And then he wouldn't get it.
You're on the radio. This call is being recorded.
Damn it. That is
hilarious but i'll forward it out over to y'all i think a lot of the ryan's roses are actors though
yeah yeah i think yeah i don't think it's real people don't break my heart i love ryan's rose
i feel like at this point who doesn't know about right now like you know what i mean i feel like
catfish too yeah i feel like that yeah when someone calls you but people are still catfishing
people all over the place but like on the show or like on ryan's roses or on things like that
it's like at this point calling you it's like who yeah who's neat who doesn't know ryan secret
yeah yeah exactly and who's gonna fall for we have we're a brand new flower shop we want to
send a free bundle of roses of your choice and they're like oh really wow okay that's
your wife who's she oh she's not your wife interesting yeah no fake okay so because
you're here and you're the queen of bravo i'm calling it oh thanks kelty no problem i have
prepared a special quiz because as everyone knows out there i do not watch reality television
only rupaul that's the only television show i watch which is technically a competition show
okay you are that is that is a correct assessment it's a correct assessment they could be the voice
but you becca and jack all do watch a smackling of reality and so i have prepared a reality show
quiz it has to do with housewives and pump rules and i'm gonna see who gets the most correct like
which which housewife me neither no some housewife it's it's all i'm ready okay
here's what it is you have to call out the answer if you know it there's no buzzers first person to
call it the correct answer gets the point okay okay are you ready to be like bethany
probably and it's probably right for one of them okay there's um okay there's there's 12
questions okay okay here we go ready i starting with something easy what was the first location
orange county for the real housewives correct jack i'm also trying not to look at your
i'm holding it back here i'm holding it back here i'm holding it back here i'm holding it
back here okay but okay i've got a point it's because you're from there yeah oh yeah i already
on your point because i literally went to school there's your point okay yeah who was not an
original member of the oc cast in what seat like who was the first to join as um who was the first
gretchen no vicky no vicky's og tamra oh wait who is not an original who was not an original shannon
A famous non-original.
No.
A famous non-original?
Tamra was season one.
There's a lot of famous ones that are not.
Kelly Dodd.
No.
Kelly Dodd is not an original.
She's not.
She's not who the answer on this trivia that I found online is.
Camille Grammer.
No.
Was she an OC?
Oh, sorry.
No, she was Beverly Hills.
I don't know.
It rhymes with Ville.
Ville?
Ville.
Dill?
Kill.
Oh, my God.
Okay, well, I'm canceling this question.
Jill?
Who?
Brandi Glanville.
she wasn't on OC
she was Beverly Hills
who was not an original member of the OC cast
yeah obviously
I screwed up that question and I copied it from the internet
you are correct she was not an original of the OC Housewives
that is the circumventing of that question
that was a problem
okay
Shanna Shea has a tattoo
Sheena
I knew that she's been on the podcast
I love you so much
I pronounce nations are hard for me
okay
sheena shea has a tattoo on her arm what does it say happening oh good correct we also have a
matching treble cleft cleft tattoo on our wrists that we got a gifting suite a gifting suite no
you did not get a tattoo wait did you get it done at the gifting suite done at the gifting suite
honestly that's a pretty great gifting suite yeah i wasn't mad it's usually garbage cosmetics yeah
so you know what yolo did they give you choices or did you have to pick like one of five it was
like like you could get a really small one oh and so i was like oh there's pressure there's a line
i want it right now and leave so i said trouble club she's like me too and then we did it oh did
you not mean for it to be a matching one she just it was fine okay it's fine it's just permanent
it's just till you die okay question number four are you ready becca i'm disappointed so far in you
i mean you can't even get the questions right i'm just saying how am i supposed to answer them okay
this one's for you okay what location of the series introduced the world to bethany frankel
new york jack was first i like hearing the full question because i think that i like jumping in
yeah because if you jump in if you can stassi has a bachelor's degree what is it in english
literature correct jumped on a random see idiot excellent good job very smart if i didn't know
that and someone else did. I know.
Fired. You're asking at this point.
Hmm. Does Bethany
order to go to sleep in one
famous on-screen? Kelly Ben-Simon. Correct.
Excellent. It's the best scene of
Bravo history. I had nothing.
Okay. Remember Crazy Kelly?
Here we go. Jax Taylor
has done some pretty crazy things.
Shoplifting sunglasses. No.
But he's also served in the
military. Which branch? Navy and it's not
true.
Excuse me, what? It's not true.
He was not served in the Navy.
He like went to PT for like five seconds and then he left.
He also did not go to Michigan State University.
I read one more article about where did everyone go to college on Vanderpump Rules?
Did he say he did these things?
Yes.
He said that when we first met Jax, he told us that he was deployed when he was in the Navy.
I don't think you can lie about being in the Navy.
No, I feel like he technically was enrolled.
He just never served.
That's shady.
Correct.
Yeah.
Okay.
kristen will drink about flywheel but not going and saying that i did fly
oops you take a picture outside of flywheel and then you put a glass of water on your face
yeah so hot so hot what a good class kristen will drink just about anything you put a glass of
wait i gotta redo this what kristen will drink just about anything you put in a glass but she
won't eat mayonnaise no olives no meat correct that's so i mean i thought you were gonna say
drink and i was like did we talk about this about me jack has never heard this before on the lady
gang here we go okay what year did the real housewives of dc premiere i didn't even know
there was i did not know that either there is not a house 2012 2016 no 2010 yes correct
Becca.
So they're really...
Did it last more than one season?
I think it just lasted one season and a half.
It wasn't great.
Okay, getting down to...
Let's just recap.
Jack has two.
Kristen has four.
Becca has two.
Oh.
Here we go.
Pressure's on.
In one of the episodes, Lisa got to the restaurant in a very different matter.
How did she get to it?
Of course.
Scooter?
Correct.
Oh, my God.
How did you know that?
That was such a good guess.
I mean, it could have been...
You could have been like, Bentley?
Oh, no.
Porsche?
Oh, no, wrong one.
She's done all those.
Jaguar?
Yeah, wrong one.
Two more questions.
Becca, sort it up.
Okay, in my defense, you're asking, like, personal questions.
Like, where is Dossie's mole on her inner thigh?
I never ask that.
Obviously, Kristen's going to know these answers.
I'm sorry, but these questions are all stolen.
All of these questions are stolen from bravotv.com.
Really?
Yeah.
Except for the one you got wrong.
Well, actually, I think that one was supposed to be a multiple choice, and I just took out
the other answers, so that was my ish.
I skimmed.
here we go number 11 which housewife is gone with the wind fabulous phaedra no no no no no
it's someone from atlanta it's atlanta um nini no no no no no candace nope not phaedra nope
i don't know what he oh wait i can i can see her okay kenya yes correct
jack couldn't have a guess on that one i love that moment gone with the wind fabulous
i say it all such an epic gift so good okay now this one is a multiple choice oh okay so you're
gonna have to say no you're gonna have to say a b c or d okay are you ready so fast ariana and
britney have something in common which of these is it do not answer until it's are we gonna shout
it out at the same yes okay no once i open the floor okay just go they both have a horse a
they both have one sibling
B. They were both cheerleaders
C. D. They both worked at Hooters
D. Hooters
A. Oh my god I have the worst
thing to tell you
I didn't write down the answer
The answer is A. They both have a horse
I didn't know Brittany had a horse
Is that the real truth?
Yeah she has a giant farm
I forgot to write the answer
Jackson, Brittany, Kentucky all you see are them horses
Okay well
in a shock to no one
That would be so awesome if Ariana worked at Hooters, though.
Can we make that the truth?
I mean, I'm into it.
Me too.
Congratulations.
You are the winner.
You are the official witch of WeHo.
Thank God I know more about Vanderbilt than you guys did.
You can remain the witch of WeHo.
It would have been sad.
All right, when we come back, we're going to fix your life.
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Get your fingers out of your mouth.
She talks about where to find a deal.
You know, if you sell me something on Instagram, I buy it.
Whoever markets to me does a fabulous job.
She talks about the economy.
We used to joke that'll be the thing to send them to therapy.
Okay, we're creating jobs.
Can we look at it that way?
She talks about parenting.
These kids want to come home.
They don't want to leave.
They don't want to drive.
They want to stay in the womb.
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So before we fix your lives, we also need to tell you the genius that is this wine bottle.
Underneath the epic quote from Stassi, the ingredients are listed, and it is the tears of your exes.
Mazel tov.
They're sad because we're so hot now.
We had a real glow up.
We really did.
All of us in our TV shows.
Cozy's still waiting for him to text her every three years.
So good.
You make it sound like it's one person.
I'm waiting for all of them to text me.
Do they ever?
sometimes that's so odd do your exes reach out and they're like hey i was gonna say you work
with all of them oh yeah yeah but what about wait how old were you when you started vanderpump
i was 20 well i was 24 when i moved to la and then i started vanderpump i think i was like 29
okay well then you had like some exes prior yeah have they reached out since
i mean you know like right around christmas time when people start facebook
messaging you. That's what I'm saying.
I look forward to it every year. But I don't really pay attention.
Yeah, yeah. But then sometimes, like, I'm curious
what they're doing, and I'm like, I'm doing
better than you. Yeah, exactly.
It's always a competition. It's a good feeling.
So I feel like I probably reach out more than they do.
Do you actually reach out, or do you do, like, a stalk?
A stalk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're not actually, like, messaging them. Making contact.
A clean Insta-stalk. Okay, Jack?
Alright, you ready to save some lives?
I don't know if we're going to save any lives, but okay.
Maybe, you never know. Alright, our first question comes from
engagement envy has slapped me in the face she says i've been with my boyfriend for five and a
half years and i know he's the person i want to spend the rest of my life with we've been together
since we met at the end of college when i was 21 and i'm now 27 recently i've had a lot of friends
get engaged and set wedding dates all of whom who have been with their significant other for less
time i know in my heart that i am so happy in my relationship and it really shouldn't matter if i
get engaged tomorrow or the next year but if i genuinely thought that that why am i feeling
literal aches of jealousy in my stomach but they're all gonna be divorced you guys talk first
i mean that is a while to be together but you are still very young yeah so i think that just
deep down when all these people get engaged you can be like that's great when i'm on my first
marriage you'll be on your second 100 that's how i feel too i saw a meme the other day and it was
like being 32 and single is just really skipping my first divorce and that's pretty true and also
gives me hope thank you thank you for that i mean if it is important for you to get married and
you've communicated that with your boyfriend and you guys are in a place where it makes sense
then you can also say to him like shit or get off the pot because sometimes there is something that
happens with people who stay together for too long and don't get engaged or don't make that
yeah like you get to this like weird threshold where if you don't make the next step you kind
of do this holding pattern and then it's usually a pretty bad like ending after like 10 years of
wasting the best years of your life but i do think 27 is so young oh it's still so young but for some
people they want to get married at 27 so like especially depending on where she lives yeah
right it could feel old if you're it's like there's so much pressure to get married like
straight out of high school yeah oh my thought is this life is long and marriage is longer
and so you know like amen i know that everyone and i definitely felt this way too
both times i got married um but like there's you feel like this rush like oh i want to be
married and then you get married and you're like well what now we're just gonna we're just gonna
be together for the next 50 years like i like that your death do you part 100 it's real but
it's it's real it's like what are we gonna do for the next so it's like i don't think there's like
such a rush like i actually think it's really great you're young and you've like had so much
fun in your 20s together and then your 30s can be like engaged getting married like i you know
i think you're on a good time zone and it's like you can't compare yourself to other people because
you're you might be in a different place of life than other people are and you will but you shouldn't
Yeah, I mean, everybody's going to, but that's going to always be the thing that's going to eat you away.
You need to go to a whole bunch of terrible weddings so you know what not to do.
What you don't want to do and what you don't want to waste your money on.
Destination, honey.
How long have you been with your boyfriend?
Oh, yeah.
Three and a half years.
And I'm old AF.
Are you wanting to get engaged?
I don't know anymore.
Like, not meaning, oh, God, sorry, Carter.
I don't mean like that, but I'm just like, two of my best friends just got engaged.
Like, my other best friend got married like two years ago.
I feel like Stassi is going to, like, be engaged, married, and pregnant before I'm even, like, slightly engaged.
But I don't feel the importance of it like I did when I was 30.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When I was 30, I was really like, oh, my God, I have to meet the man of my dreams.
Yeah.
And when Carter and I first met, I was like, this is it.
My, like, you know, knight in shining armor.
Like, put a ring on.
I bought myself a fake engagement ring, like, six months after we met.
Good for you.
Like, literally, I did.
And I wore it.
This is how it's going to feel.
Because I'm like, I really like this trillion-cut stone.
I've never seen it before, and I wore it all the time.
Oh, my God.
And now I'm like, pump the brakes.
Yeah.
We fine.
Yeah.
I think it's nice getting older, too, because you do realize that a lot of that is just, like, you know, bells and whistles.
It's FOMO.
And it's a lot of bullshit.
It's FOMO.
It's a lot of FOMO.
Well, it's, like, pressure that you're feeling from everyone else.
But I do think like as a woman, I watched so many of my girlfriends get to this place of like it's around 30 where they literally – it's like musical chairs.
They sat on the first open chair because they were so petrified of being 30 and alone.
But the ones that didn't do that and like pushed past it are like in really great relationships and they're in their like mid-30s and now they're secure and not desperate.
So the guys that they've found have been way better than the ones that my other friend settled on.
Yeah, 100%.
Way better.
Yeah.
Write that down.
Put it in our book.
Okay, well, I can't.
I don't have a pen.
I have a pen right here.
I'm going to transcribe it.
Okay.
Okay.
Next one.
Yeah, thank God.
For everyone.
Forever.
Our next question comes from Lady Gang Lover.
Oh.
She says, hey, girls, so I've been seeing this guy for about two months, and basically he has a crazy ex, don't they all?
That is apparently in love with him.
she wasn't really his girlfriend per se
just somebody that he was seeing
the way he seems to have treated her
and talks about her concerns me
he makes it out that he was just using
her etc how do I know
that he's not doing the same to me
you don't know
first of all when
men call their exes crazy
run away
because we are all crazy
we are but it's not our fault it's their fault
thank you but like
crazy because men are assholes that's my point thank you yeah we weren't born crazy i've never
acted crazy towards someone that returned my phone calls and like didn't stick their dick in other
people while we were together but it is a fair statement to say that we are like his ex probably
was crazy but it was his fault yes just like you might go crazy because it's his fault it's always
so funny hearing a story from a man in a situation like that because it's like oh she's crazy she's
dunking me like she's doing this and this she was so insecure it's like yeah because you are
probably a piece of shit yeah like and you probably treated her like garbage yeah and the
second she stopped stalking you quote-unquote you were probably texting her wondering where she was
making her more crazy and also i do think it's a big red flag when he's like she was so crazy and
like i just i just i don't know i was just using her for sex or like using her for a house to sleep
in or whatever like i think he would tell his own girlfriend that why would you want to be with
someone who was like babe i was just using her like i was so not into her i was totally using
her just to bang her and like use her like whatever whatever the reason for snacks like what
yeah like he's a winner winner dick no i am higher i mean the one man who ever called me crazy
was the one man that treated me like garbage yeah that was the craziest i've ever been
yeah just one isn't that crazy i think i've only had one man not treat me like garbage
in my entire life yeah yeah he treated me like garbage so dump the guy is that her he's over
consensus yeah okay or maybe here let me be the devil's advocate break up with him and then say
i'm just using you no maybe he thinks crazy to anybody that asks that's great yeah but here's
the other thing he might think that it's it like helps you feel less insecure by being like i wasn't
that into her like you know it was just
convenient like he could have been
madly in love with the girl but he's not going to tell you that
that's true so he might think it
actually sounds better to make
her seem like minuscule
so maybe ask
him like yeah nothing like
you is basically yes maybe trying to say
sometimes they're morons
so maybe just ask him and also
maybe just be very perceptive to
any other red flag exactly
because that's not the best thing to hear
yeah so if there are other things that are kind of
up then yeah like lady gang phd of psychiatry i like it oh my god i like it don't give us that
much i didn't even finish college i didn't i lost all of my knowledge yeah it's all gone i can't
even because you don't really get it there no well all right last question comes from my roommate is
unhinged she says i moved to boston from the new york area last year and i haven't had the best
luck with roommates granted i found them on craigslist but living alone is expensive so it
had to be done i moved in with this girl in july she was perfectly nice and polite the apartment
is adorable and affordable and she is clean i was not looking to be best friends i just wanted to
be cordial and respectful of one another last night when i came home from a long day at work
she bombarded me as soon as i walked in the door she screamed calling me a rude selfish bitch
because i don't ask her how her day is and i turned the thermostat down without saying anything
i am floored i'm not rude to her i always say hi back or ask her how her day was if she asked me
i definitely try to keep my distance in order to avoid waking the beast i seriously don't know what
to do i want to just fyi i shortened this there was like a whole other list of craziness okay but
i just gave you that because it was a good taste of like what we're dealing with anything else that
she said she did i think it was just like single white female i don't know it's just like nutso
being her boyfriend and then i walked into my room and she was straddling yeah
a bad roommate sucks
a bad roommate sucks
maybe you're just not a match maybe she's not a single white
female but maybe you're just not a match
what are your star signs
look it up I don't know
but she sounds a little stage 5 clinger
for a roommate who's not like your
BFFs a little unstable
I don't think you should be a BFFs with your
best friend I know you've always done that Jack
I've actually had really good luck living with my
best friends I've never had any sort of like
crazy shit happening but I have quite
normal friends but i like yeah i can like i i loved her the best friend once and she yelled
at me when i locked the door because we had like a no locking the door thing which is like insane
in new york your front door yeah we had like a doorman so you couldn't get up there but like
the door to the door to the apartment she never locked it i mean we owned nothing so it's like
when are they gonna steal i mean somebody can murder you but that's true sure i mean i think
we locked it at night and he was just like did you lock the door and i was like whoa whoa whoa
whoa, whoa. We need to chill out here.
So what really happened that day was
that her boyfriend pissed her off or the guy
she was trying to date pissed her off
and then she came home and took it out on
you, which is probably
similar to that. Maybe that's
what's happening. Or she's single
white female and you guys don't get along.
Okay, the girl that wrote
our fan, Lady Englishner,
you have no obligation to have to ask
how the girl is every day. That's the most bullshit
thing ever. But are you turning the
thermostat down? Because I'm
cold you know what i mean should you maybe decide on the thermostat temperature i'm just getting a
new thermostat like a nest one or something where they can like control their yeah maybe you need a
space heater you know what i mean maybe you should buy your space heater and be like i'm sorry i run
hot yeah fix it sorry i mean you're called here's some slippers you know like chris turns down the
thermostat and i'm about to divorce him it's the middle of winter and i'm like i don't want to be
cold i can't wake up cold anymore i'm cold i get so cranky me too not for me and also when you're
too hot i get really i do too i need like i need to be in within this like five degree temperature
so that is a fair complaint so we're like so the thermostat we agree i mean this girl just
obviously sounds like she might be imbalanced yeah maybe it's time to look elsewhere because
when you're miserable in your living situation it's terrible i can't even count how many she's
gonna take everything out on your list like her the roommate is gonna take everything out on the
lady gang listener like how do you even date then or how do you have other friends if your roommate
putting out so like what yeah no there's no benefit find another roommate it's true you're
gonna have to buy lots of bottles of witches of weho yes drunk in your room by yourself okay
little entrepreneur thank you for where can everyone get their wine where can we get the wine
there's a website right february 1st because it comes out soon coming out it's not available right
now okay um wait but when is this airing yeah this airing on the 22nd yeah so it won't be out
okay got it okay got it are you not announcing it yet this is like the well we we've sort of
announced on instagram and whatnot but this is okay so february 1st tasted it and we haven't
announced at this point like where to really get it but okay knocking point wines knocking point
join their wine club yeah and it'll be on our instagram which is which is we ho cute because
Someone took Witches of WeHo.
Who took that?
Someone with, like, an egg.
You know, like, an egg on Twitter.
I hate people.
Oh, you can get it off.
I'm going to try real hard.
Yeah, you can get that.
If you have it, I want it.
Yeah.
I will DM you.
I will stalk you.
And then what about the...
February 1st, yes.
Okay, congratulations on that.
And the shirts.
And the James May.
Which is so cute.
And James May.
Thank you.
Yeah, James May, we launched in June.
We've now launched a fall line, a winter line,
new spring coming soon.
and that's jamesmay.co
Because it's named after your nephew?
Niece and nephew.
That's so cute.
Oh, that is cute.
I love the title.
Real cute.
You're a real lady boss.
Thank you, Sarah.
We're still doing it.
Doing it.
Yep.
So much more than a server,
you know what I mean?
Look at you now, mama.
Look at her now, Lisa Vanderpump.
Server.
She's got that.
So my next feat is to,
I'm just going to go into TomTom
with like a case of Witches of Weho wine
and just like
put it up there
yeah
without even asking
you have to have keys
well they have to
your hubby owns it
like let's do this
oh yeah
I'm climbing through the window
whatever it takes
great
it's very on brand
let's film it
crazy Kristen's back
okay we loved having you
thank you for being
on our TV show
thank you for the wine
and we will
see you next Tuesday
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