LadyGang - Flashback Friday: Nicole Sherzinger

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

Former Pussycat Doll turned Broadway sensation and judge on the hit TV show The Masked Singer steps into the studio to talk about her amazing career and play a game of matching celebrities to... their quotes. Original Airdate: February 26, 2019 This Flashback is brought to you by Thrive Causemetics! Get an exclusive 20% off your first order when you visit ThriveCausemetics.com/ladygang See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang.
Starting point is 00:00:18 I am Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Mm-mm-mm. Just ate six Kit Kats, feelin' regret. See, here's the problem. We either have zero snacks in here, or we have way too many, and I've eaten so many yogurt-covered pretzels, I feel sick. We don't have healthy snacks here.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Should we start doing healthy? I mean, everyone out there is going to vote on Don't Eat While You're Podcast, but we do a lot of – Well, we're hungry. We need to eat in between. Yeah. We're right. We need some baby carrots up in here.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Let's get some baby carrots. I'm allergic to baby carrots. You are? Are you allergic to all carrots? I think slightly. My mouth gets a little itchy and weird, especially with a baby. Oh, the baby is different? Well, a baby carrot is not natural.
Starting point is 00:00:57 No. It's not? No. It's not how they come in nature. Wait, do they pound it down and then put it in a form? It does seem like they're smushed, kind of. Like, it might be like a... Is anyone here a carrot farmer?
Starting point is 00:01:11 Do you farm a baby carrot or do you create it from a paste? I bet that there's, like, a Reddit answer for that. It's not a paste. Okay. Moving on. Becca, what time is it? Oh, my God. You're supposed to tell us.
Starting point is 00:01:23 It's good week, bad week. No, that's not it at all. It's time for... Good week. yes it is bad week oh no jesus you guys okay i'll go first i'll go first i'm ready go okay bad week i received a message oh yes love these i know the thing is is that i keep doing these but truly you feed the beast no i think so too it's true okay but they're so funny this isn't was particularly um in detail which i appreciate okay oh god message is it an email it was an email
Starting point is 00:01:56 her clothes are horrible most of the time her hair looks really bad she isn't et ready she needs help from someone that knows what they are doing i find it hard to watch the show with her on it help her what email did they send this to my assistant email on my website also please tell her to act more profession she just isn't first of all i can't act more profession because that's not a word mother also your name so no it was no it's she sent it to my website probably you're a nemesis oh maybe she'd be way worse she would she would email the first of all i'll tell you why my okay my hair doesn't look good because like five years ago i had no hair i was wearing a wig because i have hashimoto's disease which becca's sister also has but hers is not as worse as mine
Starting point is 00:02:45 mine is terrible and i lost she just takes care of herself and eats also hers is not as worse as mine let's talk about grammar freak over here it's not english anyway so now i'm weird about people touching my hair and when you have people touching your hair 17 times a day that's when it breaks off so now i don't let people touch my hair so you know what if my hair looks up on tv i'm glad because that means i did it myself and now it's not breaking off so go f yourself i thought your hair looked good today i know we actually here's what we noticed today we were giving you so many compliments when you weren't here you were yeah we're watching you on the tv and we're like God, Kelsey looks so good.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Like, her neck looks great. Her hair looks good. And then we didn't tell you to your face. But now we are. Wow. Thanks, guys. I don't like complimenting people to their faces. I don't either.
Starting point is 00:03:27 I got a new saying. Yes. Good week. It's not a word for the dictionary, but it – okay. You know how people say big dick energy? Yeah. There's a new one. B-U-E.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Big uterus energy. Yeah. I got a big uterus, baby. I can't get down with this. Is that a thing to be proud of? No. Big uterus energy, honey. I got the whole world in my uterus.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I feel like a big uterus energy just means you have really long and heavy periods. So maybe I do have big uterus energy. I thought it was great. Go. I hate you. I'm going to go. Get off yourselves. Go.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Okay. My good week. I have two mini good week takeaways from my trip to Costa Rica. One of them is it was the first trip that I've ever taken in my life. I think your phone is. Oh, sorry. it was the first trick you know you can't hear that like on the podcast maybe just in her i can hear it but not in the there i'd made a discovery because you kept saying it on one of
Starting point is 00:04:25 our podcasts put your phone away i can hear it but you can't hear it so it's cool do you want to do you want to do sound engineering i've just made the observation to let you know that we could be cool let's just make a note next time becca will be doing the sound engineer i actually won't be because kelty won't let me that's true i know don't continue on the story you're like yeah i'll do it and you're like never mind no we're fine okay i have two good takeaways from my trip to costa rica one it's the first trip that i've ever been regular in my pooping while traveling oh wow bravo i went to the bathroom every day it was amazing i usually like don't go ever and my my stomach is sad did you go in front of jared like not in front of him and like this is like
Starting point is 00:05:12 a sexual thing but like i mean like in the hotel room or did you go down to the lobby listen i have no problem pooping anywhere like when it's coming like i gotta just go i don't care i have no embarrassment with it so yes my second takeaway was there is this place called burrito hub that was by our hotel and i don't know if they realized that they took their logo from porn hub but it is It has the exact same logo as the website Pornhub, and I loved it. Don't you think the people at Pornhub were like, we need to start a new business. We've gotten all the porn freaks. Like, it's so big.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Yeah. They're like, what should we do next? And we're like, burritos. If it was owned by Pornhub, I would just be so excited. Burrito Hub sounds sexual. It does. It's where you get your, like, sexual burritos. That's what you should start calling your vagina.
Starting point is 00:06:00 It's the burrito hub. You want a B-U-E. I get the B-U-E. I get the B-U-E. okay bad week is a by proxy bad week and wait what that was two comments i had said i had two small takeaways oh there are many takeaways there have z's should i split those up girl yeah i'll let it all right we'll do it gonna be more time to facetune my photo though so continue okay so um one of our lady gangers posted on facebook she's on tinder she was texting a guy and they
Starting point is 00:06:29 were talking about like when they're gonna go meet up okay so she texted him like a recommendation for this place and he goes here's my situation my last girlfriend was a regular on a disney sitcom her grandfather on the walk of fame before that a neurologist from venezuela who started med school at 17 every girl oh they're two hours away from each other he goes every girl comes here i don't drive 50 minutes i simply don't have to i'm already successful and in nine months i'll be a self-made multi-millionaire through my businesses i hang out with whiz mike posner mac miller yeah Mac Miller, R.I.P. I'm not driving two hours round trip to meet anyone because everyone are driving from places like Indianapolis to meet me here.
Starting point is 00:07:12 You seem awesome and I wish you the best, but it's just my situation and I have no intent on changing it. Why would I? And then the emoji that's like, where does he live? Indianapolis? It sounds like he lives in another country because his grammar is horrid. It's bad. It's Kelty level grammar. It's Canadian grammar.
Starting point is 00:07:30 He's not as worse as Kelty. He's not as worse as me. This guy just, like, seems like the, and it's like, do you really hang out with Wiz Khalifa living in, like, the middle of nowhere? I will. Take it. First of all, Wiz Khalifa hangs out with a lot of people. Like, 500 people at a party. That doesn't mean you're friends with Wiz Khalifa.
Starting point is 00:07:45 I'm saying, like, he probably paid for a Wiz Khalifa meet and greet and then is saying that he hangs out with Wiz Khalifa. But I appreciate it. Tinder f***ing sucks. Yeah. That guy's a real loss. Becca? He sounds great. You should date him.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Although he's not even open to it. Yeah. He's like, sorry, this is just the way it is. I don't need to drive to people. My great-great-grandfather was a medical student in 17. What does that even mean? What does that even mean? I just love it.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Like, the star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, kind of impressive. But his first girlfriend was a regular on a Disney sitcom. She wasn't the star. She wasn't the star. I mean, the regular usually means a star. I don't think it was a star. If you're a regular, you usually, like... But he would have probably said star.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Like, are we regulars on the Lady Gang show? Yeah, because there's no one else. Isn't that the truth? Here we go. Okay. What the hell? My good week is very mundane, but I was really getting burnt out of the London fog. You know, the Earl Grey latte situation.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Well, guess what? I switched it up. It's essentially the same drink, but you do. A green tea. No, you do English breakfast with it. This is riveting. What was the other tea bag? Earl Grey.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Those are literally the same tea. They are not even remotely close. They're very similar. No, they're not. I'm going to give you a taste test, bitch. Earl Grey has a very, very specific flavor. Okay, yeah, you're kind of right. It's pretty polarizing, okay?
Starting point is 00:09:14 Polarizing? Honestly, I... It's so polarizing, that British tea that I drink with a friend. Anyway, listen, guys. If you just do a London Fog. Earl Grey tea is so polarizing. Girls, it's like the antithesis of what Earl Grey tea is. Girls, back me up, okay?
Starting point is 00:09:37 Back me up. All right, there's a very specific flavor to Earl Grey. It's polarizing. It's either your cup of tea or it ain't. No, I think Earl Grey is a very mild flavor. That's probably everybody's kind of like myth. Not as mild as English breakfast, okay? Anyway, I'm happy for you.
Starting point is 00:09:51 So you do your regular London Fog, but you switch out for English breakfast. It's riveting. It is delicious. Okay, guys. I do like the London Fog. I'll try it. I've never gotten more comments from girls about a good week since my London Fog. Okay?
Starting point is 00:10:05 You know what? It's like London Fog and April Spritz. That's just going to take over everything. When I got a lot of comments about my Bujo and was like, I've never gotten more comments, you were like, that's still dumb. So I'm going to use this opportunity to say it doesn't matter what the public thinks. Let me make a correction, you guys. Here's the equivalent.
Starting point is 00:10:22 When Kelty texts Jack and I and says, people are freaking out over my bujo, should we put pens in the lady box? That's the equivalent of me being like, should we put tea bags in the lady box? Should we put a single Earl's Ray tea bag? Girls are freaking out. I would like some tea in the lady box. All right, work on it. We should make a granny box.
Starting point is 00:10:47 It's just things I like. Kelty boxes. Pens and tea bags. New pens and new notepads and a highlighter. Alex, wouldn't you be into that? Alex is not into this. She's like, can you just finish this so I can go home? Alex is a boss lady.
Starting point is 00:10:59 She does not boo Joe. Okay. She would boo Joe, though. She does. You do boo Joe? Damn it. Damn. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:06 All right. She has written to-do lists. Here's my bad week. So I think that I'm pretty frugal when it comes to certain things. Some things, definitely not. But when it comes to, like, shower products, like body washes, sometimes shampoos, I get a little cheap with it. Like, whatever. My husband insists on using Le Labo body wash.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Oh, that's like $150. And Oribe shampoo. For you guys who are listening and haven't seen a picture of my husband, Zach Martin, please check out his flowing locks. that require a $40 bottle of shampoo. Wait, that's amazing. Does he use conditioner, too? No. But, like, if I introduced him to some bougie-ass conditioner,
Starting point is 00:11:56 I'm sure he would. But, like, really? We're, like, $200 deep in your shower thing. Like, and I'm using a bar of soap. I married Mariah Carey. Do you use a bar of soap, though? sometimes it's weird i think no people that use bars of soap are so weird i don't normally i wear socks to bed i don't do yes she does of course she does no i don't normally do a bar of
Starting point is 00:12:28 soap but like i'm not above it like my god above it i've never seen nothing zach wouldn't use a bar of soap while camping like i've never seen him use a bar of soap in my life i don't i definitely wouldn't use a bar of soap camping because that's when it attracts all the dust and dirt on it. It's soap. It's automatically clean all the time. I learned about pubes because of the bar of soap in my household.
Starting point is 00:12:52 You don't share a bar of soap. You can't. Oh, I guess you did when you were growing up in my house. Okay, next. Ew! It's disgusting. Who's coming? I'm excited. We're going to loosen up our buttons and get that soap in there. We're bringing in one of my bandmates. My group mates. We're so excited.
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Starting point is 00:15:06 of the Pussycat Dolls continuously heating up the charts she's sold over 60 million records and has reached full doll domination she was nominated
Starting point is 00:15:14 for an Olivier Award for her role in the Broadway musical Cats if you don't know what that is it's basically a Tony it's a big deal she even won
Starting point is 00:15:21 the Mirrorball Trophy on Dancing with the Stars she sang two nights sold out with Bocelli which is a major big deal that's some fancy voices and now she's taking on the world
Starting point is 00:15:30 as a judge on the hit show The Masked Singer and making us all want to loosen up our buttons and take off our hats. Please welcome to the Lady Gang, Nicole Scherzinger. Welcome. Thanks for that introduction. Dude, I remember when you...
Starting point is 00:15:45 You've got to go back and re-say buttons, though, because she says our butt-tons. I'm Canadian. Aw, so cute. I remember when you were the first person that made me realize what the Olivier Awards were because it was all people I'd never heard of, and then you were nominated. I remember following you and you wore like that beautiful black dress. Was it like black and like kind of like, yeah, like, like tight mermaidy. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:16:11 It was. What is this? And then I looked it up and I was like, oh, shit. It's the English version. Yeah. The Tonys. And Becca was on Broadway after Laurence Olivier, obviously. So it's a big coup to get.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Oh, my gosh. Broadway. Tell me everything. I mean, what did you do? I did Rock of Ages. But you know what my first professional job was? cats oh my god what were you the white cat i did was not the white cat i was etc the kitten oh i love you it was fun you're so cute you were grizabella right i was grizabella i sang
Starting point is 00:16:45 i sang memory so crazy okay um mass singer when you signed on did you have any idea that this show would be the insane hit that it is uh no it's so big dude obviously when you sign on to something you can only hope and pray that it's going to be um well received and successful but it definitely exceeded our expectations we're like we're me and ken we're hosting um on fox the countdown for new year's and we're like well here goes nothing because it's aired two days after that or a day after we're like well you know we had a good time we had a good time and um it it's yeah i guess crazy proven a hit as they call it and that's just blowing my mind people are coming up to me out of left and right and asking me who's who under the mask and it just
Starting point is 00:17:43 tickles me so much i'm i'm really grateful i'm just so happy that it's you know people are watching it and enjoying themselves in this a little escape i have so many questions about this because i am a big fan of this show but um for your looks so we have a tv show now on e and it's always like a little bit of a cluster to get our looks together but like you had kind of perfected like every single episode of mass singer there's like a whole new look we're going on a new vacation like was that all planned is there like a gigantic team behind you for the looks no see what y'all aren't used to is i'm i've been doing x factor overseas for so many years so Like, I'm used to really looking it up.
Starting point is 00:18:24 But you haven't seen me here in a minute. Yeah. So I was just showing up, doing my thing, having fun. And I have such long hair naturally. So I was like, let's do some wigs so it can make my hair shorter. And let's just have fun. So I'm going to really turn up next season. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Because now I see those camera angles. They've been doing some back camera angles. Why didn't you tell me my ass is just hanging out? Like, I can at least be cuter when I dance. There's a whole camera behind me the entire time. I had no idea. yeah hey i had no idea hey um what's it like working with ken because he seems so ridiculous he is he always on the most ridiculous and babe he's always on his hand
Starting point is 00:19:06 he's one of my favorite humans i'm i just love ken i love his whole family um we just have such great chemistry yeah he's honestly like my my asian brother from another mother right you guys you ever didn't know each other right we did not know each other and i was overseas traveling like i always am and i literally started this the day before it started filming so i literally met them and shot the show holy shit i know robin through the industry obviously i'd never met jenny said i met her like back in the day or whatever like at the mtv house girl on tRL honey so um i had never but i never worked with her and then ken i was like where have you been all my life mr chat what's his name uh
Starting point is 00:19:55 what's his name mr the guy from uh hangover mr oh in that leslie chong in the trunk yeah i don't remember it's too late everybody it's too late okay but he he was like i didn't even know like what to expect yes he's actually he's even funnier when the cameras are off and he's a really kind human and he's super smart he's actually like everyone knows that he's a doctor so he's just i i just adore a dork head you know what i kind of love about him i'm just gonna say for we're in the middle of award season right now and he's been nominated because of crazy rich asian so he was at the sag awards and he was at the golden globe and he brings his wife like to everything and she's like in a guy she's a doctor by the way well he should no but then why wouldn't
Starting point is 00:20:45 he well no listen they come together a lot of times a star will bring their wife when they're not a famous person and then the wife will meet them inside and he'll walk the carpet alone but he brings her up to like every interview they do together and like you know she's not like a famous person like i think it's really cute but he's like really grounded he's real people that's why i said i love ken and i love his family because his family's always there when we did new year's eve his wife and his twin daughters were right there next to us like so cute we were doing the countdown okay so each person at the table if you had to put a mask on yourself like tori spelling was like i just love unicorn sure she was the unicorn mask if you had to like put a theme mask
Starting point is 00:21:25 on you who would you what would you put you've probably been asked this a million times does it have to be an animal it could be if any anything so our show is based off of the asian phenomenal of a show in korea and thailand so they would have people who are like just pillows a mattress a mattress babe a mattress wait i need to now look this up and see what the most ridiculous things i mean you could just mattress is amazing yeah i think you could just kind of lay down on yourself i'd like to be a sushi roll that's a nice one that's actually like pretty That's actually the best baby Halloween costume with the little wasabi hat on top of her. Because I can just be like in a little bun.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Boom. I used to do that for a while. I used to just look up little baby costumes, little baby sushi rolls. What am I going to do? I would be that dog from The NeverEnding Story. That's a good one. What's his name? Falkor.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Falkor. Oh, my God. What a good one. Falkor is so good. You just took me back with that one. Well, you know, if it shows up next season, we have a mole and her singing isn't your wish. I wish I was famous enough to get asked to be on that show. It is next season.
Starting point is 00:22:35 So right now, currently, no one. You found me now. No, I mean, like, oh, that would be good. Next season. Okay, Jack, what would I be? You would be like a day drink. You'd be Jack Vanek in a bikini and everyone would be like, who is under the mask? You're like, it's just me.
Starting point is 00:22:49 I'm drunk. It's two. Or I'd be like a turkey sandwich. Oh, my God. Extra mayo. Yeah. Jack like we'll go on business dinners and we're like everyone like let's get some dinner
Starting point is 00:22:58 and Jack will be like can I have a sandwich and then she puts potato chips in the sandwich oh you're the cutest salt and vinegar yes girl did it today I think I would be either I used to say like the line if I had to choose one of them because I love what that represents but then
Starting point is 00:23:14 I would like for a while I've been saying a slice of pizza because I love food it's the first thing that I can think of but I should get a little bit more inventive like like you dolls i gotta figure out well we'll pitch you some ideas yeah just food like when i was growing up my mom and dad dressed up in weird costumes for um halloween not like that kind of weird but like so my mom my mom was um mcdonald's french fries that's great so she was the fry and then all the other fries that's amazing and then my dad was like king dong
Starting point is 00:23:49 Do you know King Dong Hostess? Yes. Oh, I love those. He was the King Dong hostess. Like the little cupcake with the white in the middle. Oh my God, that's amazing. Where did you grow up? Kentucky.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Okay. Maybe I'll be, I don't know. I love this. A dessert of some choice. Like a Pillsbury Doughboy. I think it would be so funny if next season on the show. What's in like Ghostbusters? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Yes. Or like the Kool-Aid Man. Yeah. So many good ones. So good. I think it would be so funny next season if you're on the panel, but then they also do cutaways and you're also in a costume. I want to do that. But you don't.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Yeah. And everyone's like, who is it? I'd love to mess with people because I can change my voice to a lot of different voices and do a lot of impressions. So I think it would be fun to mess with people. We should do that. I've never even thought about that until now. That would be great. Such a good idea.
Starting point is 00:24:39 And when you're fall, Cora, I'll know. Yes. So good. I'll try you. Nicole. and everyone's like no one cares your idea what if i was like a slinky let's think of the most random that's great honestly inspiration from the korean one i'm sure they have so many what if you were stretch armstrong do you remember stretch armstrong the toy and you could stretch their
Starting point is 00:25:03 arms like so far and then you had backup dancers and you stretched okay we need to okay because nicole is here and she's on a hit television show called the mass singer we have prepared a game for you it is called demask the diva now i will be playing the part of nick cannon and i will be the host now i am going to give you a clue like they okay on the show you know they give for people who haven't seen it they give like throughout the different weeks that they sing there's also like little clues about like the lion was like oh my i come from a famous family or blah blah blah so i'm gonna give you the clues and then i'm gonna give you the what they said right and then you're gonna guess who it is i'm like a quote yes first i'm gonna give
Starting point is 00:25:50 you the quote how winning i am gonna be at this neither first i'm gonna give you the quote because that's the most exciting part okay then i'm gonna give you a clue a second clue and then you can guess oh you girls have to help me out okay you ready i'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. Gwyneth Paltrow. You're right! That was really good. Do you want to hear her quiz? I would never ever imagine that that would come out of Gwyneth Paltrow's face.
Starting point is 00:26:14 I don't know where you just got that. Because there was this huge press thing when she said she was quoted saying that. I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. I've never seen a tin of cheese. I think she means
Starting point is 00:26:30 like Cheez Whiz because it's in a tin. Like in an aluminum whatever so she would rather feel bad for you Gwyneth because I'm all about the cheese whiz I am into cheese whiz nachos there's nothing wrong with a bit of cheese whiz all right if you're having a brewski on brewskis and cheese whiz she's not from Kentucky I'll tell you that Nicole she'll tell you that right now okay she'd rather smoke crack guys and in fact no good deal No good deal. Okay, next.
Starting point is 00:27:00 See, I'm looking for a man that'll rub me slow and make me sing really high when he goes down low. Oh, a poet. A poet. Poetry. Next clue. She has perfected the art of diva branding, as she is usually seen being carried on stage. Mariah Carey. Hit notes no one else can.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Correct! anytime I think of someone being carried on stage it's Mariah Carey babe all you have to do is just google Mariah doing the least and it's the first thing that comes up it is the best meme I've ever seen in my life it's so good and you know what
Starting point is 00:27:39 she can do that because she's Mariah Carey I'll be like that's right you Mariah Carey you can do that it doesn't matter you can do the least you can do the least I'm like you can't even give us an arm like so good they like lift her arm lift her leg it's my favorite thing to watch amazing and she
Starting point is 00:28:01 just does it all with a beautiful smile she's so beautiful and she's like you can't say shit hair always on point and then she's like she's like bye i love maria me too next i'm an ocean because i'm really deep if you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures wow So that's more poetry for us guys. I thought it was like a Kylie Jenner quote. Sounded very, I'm realizing things. I'm realizing things. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Okay. Ready for your next. No one knows it. This is the year of realizing things. Frank Ocean? No. No. He would never.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Considered a pop icon. She got her start in the Mickey Mouse Club. Britney Spears? Alongside Justin and Britney. She's won multiple Grammy awards. She said that. what did she say she i'm an ocean because i'm really deep if you search deep enough you can find rare exotic she might have been talking about emotionally no she's not she's talking
Starting point is 00:29:03 about her vagina no i don't know she might have been smoking crack with gwyneth that's a really weird quote i wonder what it was very weird yeah maybe we took it out of context oh shit you're fine it's okay you're good well the truth is is that alex was going through these and she was finding them and she was no no you're fine just it's actually it'll just sit here this is a blanket we're fine we're lowbrow here
Starting point is 00:29:24 this is from Target I feel like you're saying it's absorbing and it's just sitting it's actually that means there's so many chemicals on this blanket
Starting point is 00:29:32 so a LaCroix spill for everyone listening just flip the blanket over no should we get to town no it's good you're fine we're almost done
Starting point is 00:29:40 okay here we go alright there you go that's perfect still there still there you guys are like it'll absorb
Starting point is 00:29:49 and I was like it's not it looks It feels like it should. Guys, if you have kids that spill a lot, there's a Target blanket that literally won't absorb. Yeah, we can put ketchup on this thing and wipe it right off. Back to the game. Okay, these pants are too mother effing tight.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Shit was given my pussy wedgie. I hate having pussy wedgies. Yeah, that sounds like something Cardi B would say. You're right. You are. Honestly, I love her for saying that because sometimes my vagina falls asleep when my jeans are too tight. That's my takeaway. Like, I have such hardcore camel toe sometimes, and I'm like, what am I going to do about this?
Starting point is 00:30:25 It's so hard. Do I put, like, a maxi pad down there or something to help it out? You need the, what's it called? There is a little bit of insert that you can put. Is it called the camel flow? The camel blocker? Can you look it up, please? There is an insert you can put in your underwear that helps you with camel toe.
Starting point is 00:30:41 I like the name the camel flow for something, though. Okay, we're going to steal that for somebody else in our business. The camel flow. Okay, anyway. Oh, I love that. She's so cute. I was so happy. What's it called?
Starting point is 00:30:52 It's called the Coochie Camel Toe Pad. Wow. You put it in. It's like basically a mask pad. Anyway. Okay. Glad you came to our show. So happy to have you.
Starting point is 00:31:01 We're sending you home with the Coochie Camel Toe Pad. Like Ellen gives you underwear. We give you this. Okay. When we come back, Nicole's going to help you fix your life. She talks about etiquette. Get your fingers out of your mouth. She talks about where to find a deal.
Starting point is 00:31:17 You know, if you sell me something on Instagram, I buy it. Whoever markets to me does a fabulous job. She talks about the economy. We used to joke that'll be the thing to send them to therapy. Okay, we're creating jobs. Can we look at it that way? She talks about parenting. These kids want to come home.
Starting point is 00:31:30 They don't want to leave. They don't want to drive. They want to stay in the womb. Let's talk with Heather Dubrow every Thursday on Podcast One or wherever you get your podcasts. ask the lady gang and we're back so for this part of the podcast we have our listeners write in questions asking about like love or life or career and then we give them the best advice that we can give them oh gosh so it's like a dear and by best we mean questionable we've like said for girls to just drink a bottle of wine so yeah you ready i'm ready question comes from alone
Starting point is 00:32:12 forever oh alone forever says for me alone forever says i'm 21 and haven't had sex or even a heavy makeout i it used to not bother me but now i'm feeling like it's getting a little pathetic should i find any man with a pulse and give it up or wait for someone i'm really into wow you should wait i lost my virginity at 23 years old so yeah had you had heavy makeouts many oh too many oh okay why is she why would want to know what she's like because it's not like you said you lost your virginity at 23 um she's 21 she's never made out with anyone she's never kissed anyone or i think she's kissed somebody but no heavy makeout like there hasn't been any dry that's her favorite word it's actually dry
Starting point is 00:33:06 February Nicole we didn't tell you so happy to be here welcome I think what she should do maybe drink a bottle of wine and you should you can give up your like make out virginity somebody don't anyone have sex with a guy but go and like make out
Starting point is 00:33:22 with a bunch of guys yeah do you maybe want to make out with your girlfriend I mean some of the late bloomers in my life actually ended up you know realizing that they were looking in the wrong place for that sexual spark.
Starting point is 00:33:38 That's why I was wondering why it's taken so long. Is she too nervous? Not enough confidence or just maybe not attracted? Maybe comes from religious feeling like shame connected to it. Yeah. I mean, I think you should go for a makeout first and then add on to
Starting point is 00:33:54 heavy makeout. Start with a light makeout. Yeah. Either way, it's all going to be disappointing. So don't get too excited or enthralled with it. And not that I'm encouraging drinking, but sometimes we get in our heads and we get a little nervous so a glass i have a glass a couple sips four glasses you might it kind of it's liquid courage sometimes sometimes so it just will get you out of your head and just in it just live in the moment and be free see where it goes
Starting point is 00:34:26 heavy makeouts on or it's just a makeout yeah don't don't have sex with a stranger though no No. It'll be so bad. Not first. I mean, wait till later. Don't like run up the street. Yeah. Is she on the dating apps?
Starting point is 00:34:40 I feel like everybody's on dating apps and a lot of people are really connecting with other people. They're really having heavy makeouts. That is such a nice way of looking at dating apps. They're so terrible. Are they? Yeah. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:34:51 All my friends, all of my friends are getting married off of them. Really? Yes. How hot are your friends? Are they like on a scale? They're friends with her. Yes. They're hot.
Starting point is 00:35:00 No, like some of my family. like my cousin found his wife like people who they really my my best friend found her like future husband they're engaged like are they in la or no yes what were you doing wrong everything maybe she's they're really finding they're really finding people that they really connect with and like the sea of people they're finding their their kinds their matches nicole the shape of your face is incredible i know i know you're annoying pretty it's honestly this is this angle this is my good side you have my good side actually that's not true because i'm on your other side and i feel like that's a good side but this side is like your face did you ever go through like an
Starting point is 00:35:39 awkward i'm diana ross and beyonce on this side um babe the most no awkward are you one of those really pretty girls like i was so awkward i was like a nine and you had like glasses on and you she's on stage i just looked oh i can't even explain how i looked it's like my features all grew at different times yep and then i was really into brooches who wasn't i don't know and then i had this really long hair and then did you ever remember um like i had so such like long horse hair growing up and and you remember like yes would tease and then yeah right here you had that but my hair was so long so i'd tease it and it would just fall down aquanet yeah and then the brooch and the features
Starting point is 00:36:27 all at different times. I love how it keeps coming back to the brooch. I know, the brooch is really a picture. Have you posted any of those? Oh, never. No? Please do. I was so embarrassed when my mom would have it up in the hall at the house. I'd be like, is this the picture? Is this the family photo
Starting point is 00:36:43 that we're doing? Well, it's like fair because you look like this now. Yeah, that's fair. Is this all your real hair too? Yeah. I've got a shit ton of hair. She's like, I'm just gorgeous. I don't know what to do. You're like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:56 This is my good side. Sorry. Well, I have, it's a lot of teasing. There's a lot you could do with some texturizing spray and back comb. Oh, I love it. Cool. My flies have been undone this whole time. I used to have so much more hair before they style it and everything.
Starting point is 00:37:09 I grew up taking it out. When I was like growing up, I had like a sheet of like horse hair. Now it's like brittle and fallen off. That's still so pretty. It's so beautiful. Anyway, sorry to interrupt everyone with a... Well, since it's a podcast, we do like to point out when our guests are extra pretty. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:24 as a viewer you can't see it right now honey but that chin on fire on fire honey that shit's chiseled like a mother okay okay question two i moved away from my hometown to orlando after just two weeks i met my future ex all of his friends became my friends but after a year and a half he cheated on me because he was so insecure in the relationship so here i am single and with no friends because they all chose my ex's side how do i get back out there both in terms of relationships and friends in the city where i don't know anyone i need to find my lady gang in orlando his friend his friend for sure that's not gonna get her his world up you know what i mean you gotta wreak havoc and then you back at him i want her to
Starting point is 00:38:15 He cheated on her. We're getting back at him. Oh, okay. First of all, if they... Step one. Okay, step one. That's step one. And step two is...
Starting point is 00:38:23 I was saying... Do something less sad. I think that if you... I'm going to make her happy. I think that you need your own friends for sure. And that if they all picked the guy, then they weren't your friends to begin with. So you should join the Lady Gang Facebook group. And you'll instantly have like 25,000 best friends.
Starting point is 00:38:41 And it will be great. I like that. Yeah. so she she's in a new town she moved good met the guy oh they dated cheated broke up but all of her friends from moving to the new town are with him we don't know they were probably his friends yeah we don't care we don't care about him we don't care that's the past it's a new year new you it's a new year so find stuff that yeah so find some i was at clive davis party the other and i always say new year new you and um miguel was there you know miguel the artist and he was
Starting point is 00:39:11 like it's you year and i was like i'm taking it and it's mine now that is that actually is good and you can keep using that every year um but you should you find what you're passionate about what you're excited about whatever like i don't know find your own community um i don't know what that is and go and find your kind and your people who are authentically gonna like connect with you and lift you up and you can lift other people up too i don't know what that is you know what i mean like well it'll be different for everybody exactly yeah and at the end of the day it's like this is gonna be the best thing that's happened to you because you don't want to have to rely on your significant other for like every facet of your life especially friends they're always gonna take
Starting point is 00:39:52 yeah you just have to don't give any more energy and power into that it's all new this is like a blessing everything happens for a reason um my favorite saying one of my favorite sayings this year is what will break you will make you write that down alex is good i wrote a song so good my first song that i wrote this year is called warrior heart so it's pretty cool it's gonna be a deep year um what will break you will make you so this is like yeah we're we're rising above this girl yes take nicole's advice not mine but his friend his friend made me be like sleep with his friend and then rise above it and then look at him when you bump into him at a bar and be like what
Starting point is 00:40:43 what broke what is it what will break you will make you bitch and then throw your drink in his face it's perfect start making out with a stranger yes they're like um becca's advice is very terrible she's like i'm his friend and now i can't stop crying okay anyways last question okay i've been dating okay i've been dating a woman four years my senior for nearly three months i've known her for two years and i've loved her since the moment i first laid eyes on her she obviously has had more sexual experiences than me and it makes me nervous we've been taking the slow and have been discussing taking the next step in our physical relationship the last thing i want is to have our first time be a total disaster have you guys ever
Starting point is 00:41:28 been nervous to have first time sex with somebody that you really cared about and how do I get over my nerves how old is that doesn't say first of all first time sex with anyone is terrible bye unless he's a sex addict
Starting point is 00:41:44 which Becca knows it was great there was never not a good time we're really happy for Becca it's always awkward the first time you see someone's bits is weird don't ever say bits bits wow i only say over in london the bits yeah like when they're talking about the bits
Starting point is 00:42:04 and orange juice like the pulp but not like the bits no they say you do bits wait i think australians use bits for genitalia yeah maybe australians i've never heard it doesn't make it sound like it's like a lot of little balls too like a cluster of balls okay i mean a cluster of balls like bits no thank you handful of balls nicole what do you think um oh wait i've already forgot the question he's dating a woman four years his senior or she's dating yeah i think she's dating oh it's a woman i mean okay same difference she's dating a woman it's like first time she's dating an older girl older girl has probably more sexual experience some one person's always going to have more sexual experience than the other person so and then they feel like they
Starting point is 00:42:48 can teach you yeah i think don't rush into anything you know um everything at the right time a couple not that i'm advocating drinking it's what i've also the second time in this three-part question series i will tell you to drink why you belong here because everything is easier if you have a few glasses of wine Just a couple saps or something. A couple bottles. A couple bottles. Just a few.
Starting point is 00:43:21 I don't know. It's hard because I don't know how old this person is. It's hard for me. I don't know if they're like 16 or if they're 20 or 25. Please be 16. It must be cool enough to have a 16-year-old like the youth listen. Yes. I mean, I think take take your time.
Starting point is 00:43:39 And I think if it's somebody that you really care about to give your bits over to transfer the bits, the pulp in your orange, your sets up to she says that then you should. I think you should be close enough with them that you should kind of be. There's also strength and courage and vulnerability sometimes. I love it so don't put up a front just be you and take your time with it and maybe
Starting point is 00:44:11 talk to them about it yeah and don't overthink it and make it nice and also music and a drink and maybe some lolly can let us
Starting point is 00:44:19 yeah she said maybe some lolly or whatever or whatever it's fine just do whatever you need to do okay
Starting point is 00:44:26 thank you so much for being here now wait you mentioned that you're working on new music is there going to be a record this year yes yes are you stressed um i'm not stressed it's like i'm always working on music people always like i hear singing and
Starting point is 00:44:42 i'm like i never stop yeah um i'm always working on new music it's hard because the music when you create it you love it they're your babies yeah so uh so it's just kind of scary kind of to release it out into the world as you get a little protective um but i've got all the types of music that i'm working on whether it's like more in the vein of what people are used to hearing me do with more pop urban stuff and really anthemic ballady stuff on the piano that i'm writing with songs like such a good voice for that warrior song and um what will break you will make you stuff that's i really want to inspire and uplift other women because i know i needed that so that's why i needed to write those yeah um would you ever reunite i yeah never say never okay i think um
Starting point is 00:45:31 i think if we did it would be sooner than later i love that can i also reunite can we reunite and then add three is anybody gonna maybe not be able to make it why are you on stage with us again i'd be like because in my whole life i've known i was part of this group and it's time she looks great in leather chap she does listen which is like an image that's beautiful vision right there just got you're welcome amazing well i can't wait um we adore you congratulations on the success of the mess singer man you are so good on it it's so funny it's weird to be like congratulations on the weirdest show that's ever existed but it's awesome and it's really special we're very happy for you guys you all like you girls that keep it so real here and it's just
Starting point is 00:46:18 so authentic and i think that's a part of the show that people like that we're like farting around and it's all like what you see is what you get totally it's also beautiful uh to watch some of the contestants like transformation throughout the show hiding under the mask kind of gives them courage yeah it's nice for them you know it's cool all right you can follow nicole at nicole scherzinger and we will see you next tuesday hey guys thanks so much for listening to the lady gang and you can subscribe to our show if you loved it and we have new episodes every tuesday and thursday at podcast one or wherever you listen to your podcast now if you're interested in following us on social we are at the lady gang our tv show is lady gang tv and if
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