LadyGang - FLASHBACK FRIDAY: Oliver Hudson

Episode Date: December 30, 2022

Star of Splitting Up Together Oliver Hudson is in studio with the Ladies to talk acting alongside Jenna Fischer and the rugged style of his Instagram stories, then helps Jac find the man of her dreams! Original Air Date: May 15th, 2018See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse. Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek.

I'm sorry, I had to burp. Hello, hello, hello. LaCroix. Dang! Hello, hello, hello. And welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin. I just belched in your speaker in your car.

Across from me is Kelty Knight. She's so high right now. She just said earlier she's having the perca sweats. And to my right... I'm having the perca sweats. I'm not even on the perca sweats. And to my right is Jack Vanek. um my all-natural deodorant oh no not working it's not even it's not the smell so much as it

is just so much moisture because it's not anti-person i know yeah because it's getting warm out and i'm like i'm having i'm conflicted no i can't do it i mean listen i'm not really a sweaty person though i'm so i'm wearing like uh what the hell is it called the guys arm and hammer no but in the red the red thing old spice old spice gross let me smell your armpit no i smell right now i've been i've been sweat balls today kelty's looking at me she's so nervous that i'm not gonna move on okay kelty it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no all right i'm going first okay here's my good week i was in barry's boot camp i was next to this guy on the treadmill so barry's boot camp it's like half on the floor doing weights and half the time you're on the

treadmill treadmills are in a line so you're really close to the person next to you working out and um it was a really hard class haven't been in a while and i'm sprinting and everybody sprints at the same number so like no matter how tall you are or man or woman you all sprint at the same numbers or you try to what do you mean i know this is riveting um like a 6.0 on the treadmill or like a 9.0 is a really fast sprint sprint yeah oh my god so i'm just a sweaty beast in this class just struggling and after the class this guy looks at me he goes girl you run like a gazelle no i sort of got and i since i'm a statuesque five foot three it's so nice for anyone to refer to me as anything other than like a chihuahua like long legs yeah they really flew yeah it

was pretty exciting that's a great for you becca like an olympian yeah but it's gonna bring me right back down to my bad week also a berries but no um i was at a restaurant and i went to the restroom and when nature calls it calls listen you're preaching to the choir it doesn't literally preaching to the piss choir right now but it was more than that okay number two nature calls nature called me on into the butt nature's online too okay so they called and i couldn't ignore and i go to the restroom and it's kind of a shitty establishment you know shitty tile floor like the shitty tile floor gross you know you like use that's you don't touch the doors of this place yeah um and i go and i have i realize i don't have toilet paper there's there's

so many people in this bathroom but one of the girls before i went to the bathroom recognized me and was like oh my god it happens like once every eight years so it was very exciting so then i couldn't then be like hey krista um i shit my pants that smell yeah that's me um could you grab me a some toilet paper and make it a lot because i use um thorough okay so instead i was just like okay i'm gonna wait till it empties out and i'm gonna run oh no with my pants around my ankles to the other stall and get some toilet paper it wouldn't empty the crowds were flowing in to this bathroom no so finally i'm i'm thinking oh also there's no service on my cell phone because i was thinking i would text my friend who's at the table and be

like 9-1-1 please come to the bathroom couldn't do that so i just sit there for probably three minutes weighing my options and then i look around and i look behind me and there's this shitty toilet seat covers all the time to wipe your ass if there's nothing else then i'm disappointed in myself that it took me that long oh my god what are you gonna do I didn't say that was an option. Well, I didn't know it was an option, you sickos. So what are you going to do? Wipe it with your underwear?

I don't know. I was running through all the options and that was not on the top. The closest to toilet paper that you're going to find. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. Number one on my list was the cardboard roll. Do you think the cardboard roll is going to be more comfortable than the nice tissue paper? Okay, guys.

I guess it wasn't that bad of an experience. It was just like a spa. So you wiped your butt. I wiped it with the toilet seat cover, but I was panicking, and I didn't want to disappoint Krista. Well, you know what? Now you know you have an option. There we go. Hey, you know what, ladies?

You're welcome, because I'm not alone here, I'm sure. You haven't thought of it either. That is odd. I'm going to save someone's life. You are. You are. Awareness. I'll go.

Go. My good week is that I made it onto Kelty's inspirational quotes. What? Yep. It's true. This morning, you know how Kelty does her inspirational quote picture, inspirational quote picture, i'm glad i'm so iconic uh-huh it was mine what did what was your quote it was just from from one of my zip pouches that said if you don't like you can't handle me at my best unfortunately this

is my best no if you can't handle me at my worst unfortunately that's also my best i don't know how i don't know that this is my own product is that because you feel so shitty right now yeah is this your worst yeah this is my worst and this is as good as it's gonna get for a while for sure is that to chris this is just in general to everyone like this is just me like my bowl of is so empty and i'm typing my emails with one pointer finger at a snail's goddamn pace i can't get shit done i can't get my own lunch i can't get a drink and lunch i have to choose every day do i want to have a drink or do i want to have lunch i can't carry them both back to my office oh it's so bleak yeah i'm on an upswing i'm thriving you really are i feel like

i'm kind of thriving too right yeah this is great there can only be like two out of three thriving we can't do it it's like it's it is ebbs and flows so the next time i'm thriving i'll definitely i mean i was in a low point yeah exactly it was like always you i'm glad i could take some of the pressure this feels really good to not be the saddest person in the group you're welcome did you get any more followers i'm sure you did probably not i'm sure lots of people followed that don't know who you are it was your bad week okay so my bad week this is a little delayed bad week but something happened at coachella that really um ruined all of the faith that i have in humanity oh coachella itself is that the answer so such a coachella a hater chela

i'm the worst you are the worst it's my worst coachella wants to sponsor us i mean great have fun i'll like do the live streaming from my know that even that sounds actually worse i don't even know what i do okay so anyways i was at coachella i was watching beyonce who was really amazing by the way and this group of like model instagram whatever the hell they are girls kind of like walk past me and stand next to me and they're just standing there then all of a sudden they have this guy that comes up with a camera and like a bright light whatever and starts filming them and the second that he starts filming them they start dancing and acting like they're having the best time ever laughing drinking cheers and whatever it's the best time they're having so

much fun to beyonce and then he turns the camera off and then they all stop go on their phones aren't even watching the concert and just like stand there i'm like this is what's wrong with the world right now like you cannot enjoy a concert you can only enjoy it if it's being filmed and put on instagram like you can show everyone what an amazing time you're having at coachella like it was insane and then he would go back and start filming him a couple minutes later and they'd be like oh and then they'd start dancing and singing and like playing like it was the most insane thing i've ever seen like you cannot have a good time unless it's That's not following the rules.

The rules of life? The rules of life. It's not. No. They're going to regret that one day. Because guess what? Everyone gets old and ugly. You're not going to be cute on Instagram forever.

No. It's so stupid. We are living it right now. You're living it. Listen. I've never been cute on Instagram. I have no idea what that's like. I'm on an upswing, but I'm still on a decline.

I mean, looks-wise, I'm definitely on the decline. We all are. It's just unbelievable. And I really need Botox now. I see pictures of myself last week, and I'm like, oh my God, I look so fresh. It's gone to shit since then. What happened? It does.

Kelty? Good week. So, as you know, it has been the Kelty night sling. Sensation. Slingtacular summer. Not quite summer yet. We're three weeks in. Sling spring.

Sling. The sling. Sling spring. Cute. Spring fling. Okay. So we are like three to four weeks, I guess. Three weeks.

Three and a half weeks into my slingdom of crushing it. And I do want everyone, if they're not following me on Instagram, but, like, in general, to just appreciate the fact that I have color-coordinated my sling to my outfit every day for almost a month. Good for you. Like, I have never let you down. If you're going to tune in to watch Entertainment Tonight and I'm going to see – you're going to see a pink dress, you're going to see a pink sling. Who are you getting these slings from? Well, here's the great thing. So I got one sling from a friend that was bedazzled.

But Mary Hart, the old host of Entertainment Tonight, also broke her wrist while she was hosting Entertainment Tonight. and they had like a box of 20 like 1990s fabric slings and that is what i'm wearing i am me and mary hart an icon she insured that really is an iconic thing to do that's pretty cool sling like that that's a boss move she insured her legs yeah really she was like what happens when you insure your like what's the what if you get in a car accident you can't do your job or something then you get paid out yeah i think jennifer lopez insured her legs too but that's a lot What would you insure if you could insure one body part? Honestly, my face because I'm so clumsy that I'm convinced like at some point I'm going to poke one of my eyeballs out.

Mine would be my vagina because it's inevitable that I'm going to need to cash in on that insurance after I have a child. And I feel like it's really my selling point. I'll go with that too because I can't think of anything that's that great on my body. You're making me all the money right now. Hey. Okay, bad week. So I know I talked about this a little while ago, my hummingbirds, that I've become a hummingbird connoisseur. I have three hummingbird feeders.

You're a Spencer Pratt 2.0? Yeah, I have hummingbird feeders. I've been making my own nectar. I've been, like, really, truly looking forward to seeing my posse of hummingbirds come by my feeder. I know the red body, blue body, green body. I love them all. Sounds like you're starting to sing, like, Mambo No. 5. I'm on.

Three more by everybody. anyway so I was like really excited about my hummingbirds little things guys and I last weekend I wanted to clean out my hummingbird feeders and make some fresh nectar and I did it and I know that my dad told me when I make the nectar it's three cups of water to one cup of sugar but I was like I got lazy guys to be honest I was like I don't want to measure out cup by cup I'll just fill up my sauce pot, and then I'll just put some sugar in. And, like, they're going to like it. You know what I mean?

I don't think the hummingbirds that I'm giving free food to are that exact. They're not that picky. No, they're like the homeless people in New York. They ask if what you're giving them is spicy, and if it is, they don't want it. Right. No, I guess they are. They're like, wait, does that have mayo? And you're like, you're homeless.

Like, I don't know, maybe. They can have taste. I guess. So, anyway, I've put the numenector in. No hummingbirds have come for a week, and I've been concerned. they've given up on me and i had a feeling it was the nectar but i didn't know but then i woke up this morning and i looked outside to see if the hummers had perhaps returned and instead there's about 50 dead bees inside my feeder and about 400 more bees swirling around drinking out of the

flowers so the bees are into my super sugary nectar the hummingbirds are nowhere to be found and they're killing themselves they're going in and then they're getting stuck in the sugar water and dying you know you're gonna be the downfall of the world because you're that's what i'm saying I'm like, I just saved the bee charity last month. Like, I don't know. Anyway, so I really, really, really want to fix my hummingbird situation. But I don't know if you guys noticed, I have one fucking arm right now. So it takes two hands to take down a hummingbird feeder, swish it out, and clean it.

Do you need me to come over and do this for you? Because I won't. We can do this for you. You definitely won't. I can't wait until, like, Elena's here and she can do it for me. I hate a bird. It's too much for me to be like, come over and do my taxes. I think that's not really the top of the priority chain.

I know. I agree. Yeah, there's like work to be done. Anyways, speaking of honeybees, who's here? Honey, honey, honey. Everyone. No, I know exactly. I did look down.

It's Oliver Hudson. It's Oliver Hudson. He's here. He's not off the grid. He's actually in the Lady Gang studio. Stop wasting your nights on a mattress that doesn't get you. experience the most comfortable mattress in the world the sleep number smart bed at the touch of a button you can personalize your comfort choose firmer or softer adjust cooler to warmer and right

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to the lady gang oliver hudson welcome we never have straight men on yeah that's true how many we've had maybe Derek Hough is straight Darren Criss is straight yeah wow I am I'm honored

so okay first of all the show is so cute I watched it on the plane thank you the newest one because we thought you and Jenna

were going to be back together because you tried to learn how to dance I don't want to give anything away if anyone's watching but if you're not this is like the most lovable

fun show we thought you were going to get back together see the Percocet you learned how to dance and then and then you saw him her humping

someone else in the front seat of the car. Full hump. Full hump. Full hump. Oh my God. I love a good full hump.

I was really proud of Jenna because we've never, she hasn't been sexualized much on television or movies. Oh yeah. I was really like, her little boobies are out there.

She is hot. Oh, I know. But it was a thing for her, you know, because she's not used to that. So, you know, it was about getting ready. I mean, she was fluffed.

Oh, she was fluffed. Oh yeah, we fluffed. Wait, we fluffed what? No, no, no. And it's like a literal fluff, not like a fluff. Oh, well, because you can like fluff your dick to make it kind of big. No, she didn't get her dick fluffed. It's called warming up the bird, right?

Oh. Ah. I really enjoy that you introduced Jenna to InstaStory. I did. And you troll the F out of her. Right. And I love it so much. You're really making her up her game.

I know. Well, she'd never done it. I just started it because apparently that's what everybody does. you know all the kids are doing insta story and then for the show she was adamant about not doing it because she didn't know how to do it and then of course now it's taken off i love her insta stories because it is so authentic to who she is and she's so sweet and like eating a little box of crackers like guys um i'm eating a lot of crackers today and don't make me laugh my ribs my ribs it's so true it's so funny very sweet so now are you guys

friendly in real life like do do you like each other on set are you like going to each other's trailers yeah i mean yeah we we hit it off immediately um even in the test when i she had the job and i had to test with her and it was just an immediate story i didn't hear jenna was first yeah tell the story on the show and then they're like we'll audition them then yes that It never happens. Who else would it be? Yeah, and you're sitting in the room with, like, two other dudes, and, you know, you're trying to be friendly, like, hey, man, like, yeah, hey, good luck.

Have you said it on there? And everyone's sizing each other up and listening to their test and being like, that guy, I don't know. But, you know, in the end, it all worked out for me. What's the matter? Somebody give a shit. Were you her pick also? I don't know.

I'm going to say, God, I'm going to say yes. Yeah. Okay. I mean, you know. Who were the other guys? Yeah, did you guys all? I don't know. There were three dudes, and then I went in to read first, and I came out, and one guy was just gone.

Yeah. And he hadn't read yet? No. He just, like, left. Just cut him based on you? He got a call that he got another job. No, you know what it was is the contracts come down to the 11th hour sometime, and he probably couldn't get his deal done. Oh.

You know? That's the most nerve-wracking experience. That's kind of good for you, though. You're like, oh, all right, one down. No, I know. I know. Well, it was similar. I had a situation.

So this is us, right? one of the biggest shows on tv no milo huh okay so jack pearson i went in and read and it went very well and they wanted me to come and do chemistry read with mandy moore but this will tell you how much i love to fish i had a 10-day fishing trip planned it's my life fishing is part of a big part of my life and it was this 10-day fishing trip and i and my agent says we got a test and they really like you and this, this, and that. And I said, ooh. I said, I'm supposed to go on a fishing trip.

And they're like, he's like, okay, yeah, so? I mean, this is a big thing. And I said, you know what? You can't reschedule it, dude. I'm going to do my fishing trip. Shut up. No. I made a test deal, but just with my audition tape from the room or whatever.

So in case they didn't find it, it went out. You know, and that was that. And then, of course, it premiered massive. I'm like, oh, shit. And they won Emmys and stuff this year. Yeah, no, I know. I know. When you were like auditioning for it, though, were you just like, it's just like another show?

No, no, because I well, I mean, who knows what it's all going to turn out to be? But I read the script and I rarely like anything because it's a lot of shit. But I read it. I was like, this is really good. I thought it was very well written and new and a little different. Interesting. I was going to say, like Milo seems like someone you would go up against a lot. Like, who are your people?

Like when there's five, like kind of like. Right. I don't you know what I don't I don't even know. You don't pay. I don't even pay attention. Right, exactly. That's how I sort of operate. He's like, I'm barely an actor.

I'm more of a fisher. Right, right. Right. I don't know. But good for Milo. He made it. Good for him. Yeah.

We're so happy. Can you give us a little rundown of what your OTG, off-the-grid Insta stories, like how did that come about? Weed. You know, I mean. Oh, my God. Join mine and Becca's High Times podcast. Oh, yeah.

That's all we talk about. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm a, look, admittedly, I love my weed. Are you high right now? Not right now. Yeah. Yeah. They sponsored us because we talk about them too much.

Because we talk about them so much. But they're like, okay. Yes. Yeah. And then we went in and they gave us a medium. It was like supermarket sweet. That's amazing. We're like, we'll take one of these, one of these.

Yeah, they're like, take whatever you want. I'm taking it. Yeah. They're like, take whatever you want. We're like. That's a good idea, actually. A cannabis enema? I've bought the anal ones accidentally a number of times.

because it happens for a period you know that you wear with your underwear well i grew i i uh lived in colorado for a year and a half and right before this show so it's all legal there not that it deterred me here i have a guy who comes to my house but you know i don't need him anyway i uh yeah so now that it was legal in la it was great but then you couldn't find anywhere to go except for midman that's the place that sort of you know you can go now but anyway so the point is Because I was in Colorado and I was just being stupid and I was out and I was in a big fur thing and I just decided to do something stupid and funny and I don't know. It just sort of came out and then I liked it myself so I just kept doing it. Do you remember, Gary, when you're high and you're like, I can't put this in the world even though I feel so strongly that it's funny but I don't know.

I was going to say, we got to watch it back. yeah after you do it and then you watch it sober are you like oh my god i'm stupid yeah no so far so good there but yes i mean there are there are times when you watch it back and you're like oh wait a minute like that i'm not funny and now it's not funny but the whole point being that i'm this idiot who's going off the grid and leaving his family but i still like i'm basically right near home right now and you're using instagram right exactly not exactly off the But as a fellow actor, I do fantasize about going off the grid, so I really appreciate it. Well, I mean, it is a joke, but there is a definite part of me, which is one of the reasons we left and went and lived in Colorado, just to get out of town.

I just, you know, I'm always looking for property in, like, Calabasas or, you know, somewhere far away, you know, because the city can make you nuts. Calabasas isn't exactly. I was going to say, that's where all the celebrities live. So far away, right next to Kim Kardashian. there you know i mean to have go to topanga i've looked into pain yeah it's good it's amazing it's good it's like another world it is it's great yeah it's where i'm gonna retire and smoke so much weed i know it's not like a weird community theater there is a little outdoor theater up there there is god of course becca that's where i can't get your next my next gig becca tobin appearing at

The Redwood Forest Theta. Going off the grid. Going off the grid. Okay, what is it like to see your face on billboards with a family that's not yours? Like, exciting, but also like, hey, that's not my family. I don't, I don't, I saw a couple of them. There's a lot. There are a lot.

It's always exciting, you know. I guess this sounds so jaded of me, but growing up the way that we grew up, I mean, it's your parents' faces, and they're constantly everywhere, you know. So it's exciting, but it's not that. I did take a picture in front of one, though. Okay, good. Not so jaded. I got out of my car and did one of these.

Yeah, good. Okay. Did you know you wanted to go into this business forever, or how did this happen? Well, I grew up on movie sets, and I didn't want to be an actor. My sister came out of the womb, like, performing, pretty much. I wanted to make movies, and that's what I did. And then I went to college for two years and quit and then came home and was a PA for two years and needed to make money. So I was like, maybe I'll model, which was the worst experience of my entire life.

You get fluffed a lot in modeling. Well, the thing is like... Like the dick fluffer. Yes, there's a lot of that. Oh my God, Chad. No, but I would go into these castings and they'd take a little Polaroid of you and then they'd send you on your way. And I was 19, 20 at the time. I weighed 130 pounds.

I was like the little chicken hawk. Oh, my God. How tall are you? That's what they like in models, though. Not me, apparently. Because all these dudes were all, like, jacked. And I was like, what am I doing? I got one gig.

I got one Levi's gig. Oh, cool. It paid me, like, 12 grand. I'm like, that is a ton of money. Yeah. I'm done. And then I just said, well, when Kate does it and my parents do it, so I'll try acting. And I didn't take it seriously for at least three years.

I was, you know, hungover, going to auditions and naughty. Well, I mean, did you ever take it seriously? You skipped the This Is Us call back to go fishing. I don't know if I work at this point. What is your astrological sign? I'm a Virgo. Really? Aren't Virgos supposed to be like super?

Yeah, like type A? No. I'm like type Z. Well, you're supposed to be. I'm not type A at all. Yeah, we can't tell. Weird. I'm a weird Virgo.

Okay. Yeah. But, you know, and then I finally what happened was I lived at home in my early 20s still and I was too comfortable and I would drink and party and then go on auditions and not even read the effing script. And then and so I left my house just to put a fire under my ass. And then that's when I got my first show. Starving actors everywhere want to murder you. I know. They lived in my house and it was like I didn't even try.

I know, it sounds terrible. Becca's like, I memorize 27 pages every day for all the pilot seasons. Well, I didn't get any jobs when I was home. I got no jobs. That's true. That's true. Okay. You can get by.

Okay, good. So I wanted to play a game with you based on the show, which really is good. And if you're not watching it while the TV's on, which would help Oliver, you could always watch it on Hulu, which I did. Sorry. Good. But they also count those streams now as part of the ratings. Yeah, and DVR.

DVR, yeah. Yeah, so they count everything. So if you can't watch it exactly, if you're not home on – it comes on Tuesdays, right? Tuesdays, yeah. Not tonight, though. Or – sorry. Right. Whenever.

You don't know when this is. We're living in. Cut it out. Because it's Tuesday, so you can listen to Lady Gang in the morning and then watch your show at night. Tuesdays are the best. Perfect. So this game is called the Split Up or Together Game, and I have put down some inconsequential things everyone does in their life. And I would like everyone to vote if it's better to do it split up or together.

Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Don't go off the grid during this. stay on the grid i'm right here okay you mean wait you need to say but what if but what if you don't want to do it at all together or you could say that okay wait she's giving us activities and i'm giving you activities with so like do you want to okay like you're at the gyno do you want to do it split up or together like do you want to

who am i together with like your significant other larry david okay like your fantasy guy larry david wait actually before we get into that Oliver, do you have any hot men that Jack Vanek can date? Oh, yeah. She likes a tall guy. You do? Who? Tall and funny.

Yeah. Her dream man is Larry David. No, that's not really my dream man. Okay, well, who's your dream man? You know what's so weird is this guy that I'm thinking about, his email is Larry David. What do you mean his email? It's like LarryDavid at something, whatever it is, dot com. But his name is Josh.

But I guess he just loves Josh. What does Josh do for a living? Weird. Josh is an entrepreneur. Can I like it? I don't know. Like an actual entrepreneur or like a Raya entrepreneur? Did he make the Fry Festival?

No, he just opened a hotel in Los Alamos. Okay. Beautiful hotel. Shut up. I think it's like six feet. Six feet is good. Great. Oh, athletic.

Does he like Coachella? Does he like women that wear crop tops? I don't know. But the thing is, he's got- She looks like a girl in a crop top. He's got kids. My ex had kids. Okay.

Okay. So he's got kids. Okay. So he has good seed. He does. Yeah, it's okay. He's fertile. He's fertile, and he also wants more kids.

Good. I want kids. That's great. He's got three girls. He's my, and he's like, I'm 41. He's like 42. Okay. Yeah.

How old are you? 30. Going to be 31. But L.A., that's like he's an L.A. He's 28. No, I need to date men your age because men my age are f***ing idiots. Right. Yeah.

Right. Okay. Well, then this guy's good. Oh, my God. This could be it. Thank God you came on. I know. Thank God you came on.

Can you send us a dick pic really quickly? Yeah. As you could. We could get that. We could get this going. We could get this going. Let's not waste our time, right? You know what I mean?

Good dick? Okay. Put it next to something like a glove can. Let's play the game, and I'm going to pull up a photo. I'm going to pull up a photo. It's not a dick. Just a flop. Flop, flop.

We will decide based on his photo only if he's good enough for Jack Van Dyke. Okay, good. Is he funny? Is he funny? Okay, we have got... Yeah, he's a good... He's just a solid... He's a solid guy.

A good guy. Why did he... He's not a sociopath. He's totally doting on, his real issue is that he's not a man in the sense that he needs to feel connected to, like, make love. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's Jack.

Like, he's got girls, he's got girls, like, all over the place, but he's just like, that's not what I want, you know? Oh, my God. He wants to find love, and he's not about, like, running around and sleeping with women. Like, he doesn't like it. This is what I need. This sounds horrible. I know.

This is what I said to him. I'm like, dude, that's so much horror. Have you ever been in contact with me during intercourse? Don't be only pleased. Something's wrong. Don't be looking at my phone. Don't kiss me. Don't even.

Don't kiss me. Don't look at me. Nothing. No. He sounds amazing for you. For you, Jack. Mazel tov. Okay, splitting up or.

Split up or together. Here we go. What's his name? I'm doing it with him. Josh. Josh. Me and Josh. Josh.

Oh my God, that's so funny. Okay, here's. I'm going to go. LarryDavid.com. Wait, is this a shirtless. Oh my God, Josh is hot. I saw it on your shoulder. This is him.

Because I'm sweating. He loves Europe, so he's in Italy. He likes to travel? He's in Italy all the time, so that's him in Italy. That's very vague. He loves Europe. Okay. Well, I need to see what his face looks like.

He loves Europe. Hold on. He loves Europe. He loves the world. He's a student of the world. This isn't a very, you know. Okay. Okay.

His hair. He's got a lot of hair. Oh, he's like a seven. Cute for your ten. I like it. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's hot.

I mean, that's a weird picture. You should never marry someone better looking. No, that's exactly what I said. No, he would be 2018. 2018, that's my motto. No, hot guys. That's him hiking. Jack Let's Hike.

I like him. In Hawaii. He wears a backpack. He used to live in Hawaii. Those cargo shorts. You know what's so weird, though, is that I have all these pictures of him. Yeah, why? Well, because I'm always trying to set him up.

So I'm like, give me a few pictures to show people. I'll send you better pictures. Those are not good pictures. The picture of his face looks like it was from 2002. Thank God it's not like a shirt. Honestly, the close-up of his face was like a MySpace profile. You know, it's like the LinkedIn picture that's super pixelated because it's like 22. It was a group photo of 14 people and he's doing that.

He's doing it on his face. Oh, my God. You know he thinks just a straight, simple dude. I know. If those are the photos that he's sending you to show chicks. Thank God there's no, like, modeling photos. He's not looking for the love of his. He's off the grid with those photos.

I'm getting a recent one right now while we play the game. And his penis next to a Coke can, please. Yeah, dick picture, please. Okay, here we go. Well, now the game seems stupid. This is such a better game. Okay, splitting up or together in honor of Oliver's hit television show? Cycling.

Like at a soul cycle? Like you go like, let's go for a cycle. A bike ride? A bike ride. Okay, but it depends because are you getting high on a cruiser and on the bike path going to eat tacos? That's a great one. Oh, hell yes. Or is it like seeing your hand decks on Mulholland?

Or are you on TCH getting hit by every other car? With like those shoes that are stuck to the things. Right. Oh, my God, he just peed a little. Yeah, okay. Oh, my gosh. Me and Josh. Yeah, Josh, yeah.

Does Josh drink? Oh, yeah. Oh, good, good. Because one time I tried to set him. He makes his own wine. He makes his own wine. Oh, my God, this new drink. But does he drink it at 10 a.m.?

Oh, God, the guy can drink. Yes. Josh. Oh, my God. I feel like Josh is your man, Josh. Josh might be my man. The guy can drink. You're going to officiate our wedding.

Okay, I'm good. Yes. Okay. How did you know? because he dated my wife's best friend okay so you should maybe know about in the sack he's like an animal he's a 10 what's wrong with him yeah what's wrong with him well honestly he loves too no he is his he's had female issues meaning like his his mom had issues he got pregnant at a very at night 17 years old you know had kids and then this other girl like who he was kind of dating

got pregnant. She wanted to have the kid. Oh, so his kids are from different women? Yeah. And so women have sort of screwed him up. Yeah, no trust.

So it's hard for him to have a relationship. Oh my God, just like Jack. Jack also has trust issues. Yes, I do. 3,000 people just changed the podcast episode. Okay, sorry.

Okay. Cycling. I just felt it. Cycling. Cycling. Josh and... Wait, not for together. You have to vote.

Cruiser, together. Together. Cycling, never. Josh and I are getting a little bit drunk at 10 a.m. Yeah, going... On his supply. yeah on his supply of wine maybe cycling through like the on the murphy coast oh my god i'm never

gonna get this he loves europe sorry yeah all of europe are you fighting together i love north america you're doing it okay i love north america okay bathing oh god no alone alone oh i like a good shower like yeah or shower together bathtub alone bathing the idea of together is great but the reality sucks it's terrible you're never getting the whole water no it's just too much going on yeah and then it's going in your face right you try to be drowning a little bit not you know it's and then yes bath sex is not that's a uti way there's a lot of water getting up your orifice right yeah it's no good soapy water i'm gonna go no i'm gonna go no there's not a no i'm gonna split up thank you okay jack split yeah split up yes but i agree

okay cooking mine's gonna have to be oh i can't cook so i hope josh knows how to cook he's a great cook great so together because he can teach me i can be right i'm gonna go i'm gonna go together it's fine because you drink wine yeah yeah you have to make it yeah i like it together i do it together but i don't really do anything i pretend like i'm doing a lot of things but i just drink yeah i open like the refrigerator drawer a few times and then i just like open the cabinet i don't do it but we're doing it together okay vacationing together together together i like a solo vacation last year i went to a seven-day cleanse in the desert by myself we care we care that's the one where you basically just shit for seven days i didn't go to that one i didn't go

that one i want to do that i was amazing remember i posted a picture and i was like what happens when you sleep and eat green juice and like rest for seven days you're so beautiful and Becca, like, wrote on my Instagram, savagery, and she's like, yeah, we know. I was like, you're such a bitch. Okay, next. Netflix. Does Josh like true crime? He does.

Does he? You're just asking me shit all over. He was a golfer, and he played golf with Scott Peterson, who was a good buddy of his. Shut the fuck up. He was a good friend of his. No. Because he grew up in the Central Coast. Jack's wet.

He's a good friend of his still? Her basement is flooding. no but but it's funny because he said to me back in the day no he's like i don't see how this guy did it because i've known very well and he knew lacy and the whole thing and then that a and e documentary came out did you guys see that yeah but you know scott's family paid for it they did so they made it look a little bit skewed because it directly i finished that and i was like oh he didn't do it no there's no way yeah but i still i don't know back to the game netflix alone or together yes me and scott are watching not scott peterson

you and josh probably together i'm gonna go together but i i watch a lot of netflix alone okay so split up because my wife goes to sleep and i watch tv okay sleeping like in bed you're actually not like having sex you're just like sleeping in the bed are you touching uh it's You have teeth. Well, who cuddles anymore? Nobody. Nobody cuddles. Cuddling is so annoying.

I'm going to say splitting up. I would like to have my own bedroom. Yeah. No. Like, the fact that I don't is annoying. It's nice to have the whole bed to yourself. I could go in my spare room. I do together on a king bed, so I'm kind of split up.

That's like me. I can't sleep in a bed by myself. I have too many, like, home invasion nightmares. Try being single. In a shitty apartment in Venice. Jim. Oh, does Josh, where does Josh live? He lives in Venice, like Marina Del Rey.

He does? She lives in Venice? No. Really? Yeah. Guys. Oh my God, you're going to meet a butcher's daughter for tea? Oh yeah, I've been there.

I like that place. Yeah, but that's like vegan. Oh wait, he sent me some pictures. Okay, shut up. Jim, do you want to go to, oh. Oh, okay, here's one. Oh, this is like a professional, oh. Uh-oh.

You know what? No way. I kind of said douche cake and that went over. Yeah, but I love douche bags. Don't, I mean, here's he working on the computer. Right, here's him working on the computer. Who took the... He kind of looks like my ex-boyfriend.

He's cute. Wait, look at this one, though. This is like, hey, hey, Oliver, take all this... Wait, hold on. Careful with the scrolling. Oliver, can you take a picture of me, bro? Yeah, Oliver, take a picture of me, bro, against this wall. He's so handsome.

He's handsome, dude. He's so handsome. I mean... Can I play this for him? I know, I should. I feel like this... No, he'll be freaked out. No, it'll be so fun.

Okay, do you want to go to the gym split up or together? Split up. I'm going to split up. I'm going to split up. I'm going not to, well, I'm going together because I can't get there on my own. Shopping for clothes. Split up or together? Oh, my God.

No, I don't. Not at all. I hate shopping. Do it. Nothing. You would hate shopping. Yeah. Obviously.

Wait, there was a press day that you guys were doing and Jenna changed four times. Yeah, I kept it on. And she's like, Oliver, what are you wearing? Yeah. Like a t-shirt. Same thing. It's so fucked up being a woman in this business. It really is.

Sports games. Like you want to go to a football game. Oh, yeah. Together. Together. together that's fun yeah

I don't know anything about sports so somebody has to like does Josh like sports oh my god please don't know the answer to this that's the only answer

you probably should know cause guys kind of like sports together I don't really care yeah I just like somebody should tell me

what I should root for they both are indifferent about sports great you're doing so much better than we did DeMario came on this like guy

another straight guy and he like really loves Jack and we played like a not so dating yet game and to see if they're compatible and they did get five out of five but like i feel like josh has gone 20 out of 20 so far yeah josh is like probably more and he has a job and my so also he does have a job that's a little

bit different yeah yeah okay two more vegas to split up or together oh do we have josh on will you come back with josh okay let's have their first meeting i have to be drinking some i would be so nervous i need to be oh my god he'd be so shocked this would be amazing okay I would ask him some of that question. Oh, my God. This would be like we need to get married after or I could never see. Oh, my God. Amazing.

What was our date? Vegas. Split up or together? Together. You're a good guy. That is a nice answer for a moment. Together. Yeah, yeah.

My wife's fun. She's a party girl. I don't know. That's not an answer. You can go to the Green Door. What's the Green Door? Oh, the Golden Party. The Green Door.

I think there's a Green Door in Vegas. I don't even know what that means. It's a sex party? Yeah. Okay, moving on from Becca. So many tattoos there. Mine's together. Together?

Yeah. I like to gamble and get fucked up. Okay, last one. This is real serious. Assembling IKEA furniture, split up or together? I'm going to have to do that together. Can we do never? Together.

Together. Together. She's better than that. I feel like I'll just watch her. You need a woman to read the direction because Oliver's like, I know how this goes. I've milked a million Billy book cases. I'm too high.

oh my god okay well listen this has been great because jack has a new man and we learned a lot about you when we come back oliver's gonna help you fix your lives in our ask the lady gang questions okay and we're back so for this uh part of the podcast we have our listeners writing questions we give them shitty advice i'm sure you're gonna be really good at that so you ready oh damn that was off the grid the point is to give them shitty no we give them advice but our advice is just never the best okay you're on our speed of like your advice is also probably not gonna be that good okay good perfect no offense no offense thank you for coming

on our podcast oliver thank you for taking time out of your famous person life thank you for being my cupid okay so first question comes from chelsea chelsea says i'm currently working on my doctorate in nurse anesthesia and will graduate a year from now my husband has been wonderfully supportive and has never complained for a second he has his master's in accounting and is currently working on completing his cpa exams after eight years of being together and only taking one vacation i'm majorly looking forward to a year from now when we can finally enjoy having money and time for each other however my husband dropped the bomb on me last night that he wants to go to law school this makes me nervous for several reasons student loans three more years of living on one income

putting off travel and living comfortably for three more years but how can i say no to his dream when he supported mine am i being selfish and unreasonable number one once he's a lawyer you're gonna be driving a mercedes vacations everywhere central bay it's true you get to upgrade the vacation so wait a few years stay in a two-star hotel yeah i know i i think i don't think i look i think the idea i think yes you can seem selfish to think that way but at the same time what's quality of life matters and if in those however many years it's going to take to become a lawyer you divorce because it's put a strain on the relationship then no then it's uh you know so you know she's got to stick with it yeah okay next question comes from lauren lauren

says this question isn't about some burning desire i need to find the answer for but more about how y'all came to be the powerhouse of the lady gang my question is how do i take the passion and knowledge i have for my job which is a social media manager for a duck hunting club yes duck hunting i'm a texan to the next level amazing where can i find actual useful advice and training on how to get to that next level i'm willing to work hard and would never shy away from the muddy waters well first of all sponsored posts on the lady gang account will really push your brand over the edge yes i think we look great in camo i guess the question is what is the ceiling of the duck hunting social media platform it can't be that high but duck dynasty is like a huge thing

not anymore it's over oh wait didn't did they have some scandal yes yes like i think they're yeah oh yeah i'm pretty sure it was a lot like worse than chick-fil-a's problems okay i but i don't think her her dream is necessarily to get into the duck hunting ceiling to shatter that I think maybe she's just in the field. But what if it is? You never know. She might have passion for that. If it is, I love you.

This is on brand for you. You're off the grid. It is. It is. Sponsored posts for you, I think, would help her a lot. It is. I mean, to get, I think if you want to get to the top of your game, seek out maybe a mentor who's at the top of the game.

But wait, what does she want to get to the top? Social media. Yeah, she wants to be a social media manager. Like Callie. No, it doesn't have to be duck. She could work with any brand. What if she was the social media manager for Google? What is the duck hunting?

She's just telling us what she does. Oh, so this has nothing to do with duck hunting. That's just an added little bonus. Like, oh, I work in duck hunting. She was just giving us a fun fact about her job. I bet I could find the Instagram account right now because there's probably one for duck hunting. Yeah, you know duck hunting companies don't have Instagrams except for her dad. No, I'm saying listen to the Lady Gang podcast when Callie from Something Social, who runs our social media, came on.

She gave tons of tips for being social media. The Hillary Kerr episode from Who, What, Where. She's like a lady boss. But I think you have to, I always say, go work for a bigger company. Don't be independent. Go work underneath a bunch of people. Bring your ducks to the people running Halle Berry's social media and then learn from them. And if you have to leave Texas, you know, then you might need to leave Texas to do that.

Okay. Okay. But did you guys ever play Duck Hunt on Nintendo? I wish they would bring that back I'm sure they have it for Wii I think it's too simple at this point They're redoing all these games Analog man

I got the old Nintendo Elena made me Elena's not here, she's in Japan That's why I broke my arm Elena, when we were in New York We went to the Nintendo store And she was like, we have to get this, it's sold out everywhere And I took it home and I was like, yes

I want to be able to play Super Mario and Duck Hunt But it was a Super Nintendo Like the baby Super Nintendo has all the games in it. I don't want the Super Nintendo. I want the OG Nintendo. Yeah. They look completely different, so I don't know how you made that. You guys, what did I do?

I skimmed it. You can't skim the look of those Nintendos. They could not look more different. Does Josh play video games? No. Thank God. Unless you're playing like a fun Nintendo. Wait, Oliver, do you?

I'm sorry. You don't? No, my kids are into Fortnite, this game. What the hell is Fortnite? I don't know. It's crazy. Is it a real life thing? No, it's like they throw up, it's like a bunch of people, a hundred people get in a thing

and you kill each other. I have no idea. Is it like World of Warcraft? I don't know that either. Oh, one time the guy who invented World of Warcraft tried to date me. And then my friends were like, you should. He's probably so rich. No, he's so rich.

He had his own plane. He's also probably so weird. He was very wrinkly. Really? He's old. See, I have a soul. That's not a soul. If you didn't date him because he's wrinkly, he'd be pretty shallow.

Exactly. It's the exact opposite of a soul. A soul left. no i could have just dated him for the money he could have been an amazing guy though you were taking the time to get to know him a heart of gold a dork with a heart of gold because he was wrinkly he could have been an amazing human being you're an idiot well i got my karma didn't i you did almost died so i'm glad i'm here i wonder where he is just flying his plane around he's just flying his plane around with his nine wives november 21

Okay, here we go. Okay, our last question comes from Candy. Candy says, my boyfriend and I have been dating for about two and a half years now. It's been pretty serious from the get-go because, honestly, he is definitely a soulmate of mine. We are the same. He's got soul. He's got a soul. Same sense of humor, same hopes and desires.

We even say the same thing at the same times multiple times a day. We love each other unconditionally. however i don't know how to explain it but i haven't been fully into it fully for a while now the commitment has been overwhelming for me i'm freshly 21 so he is my first kiss i lost my virgin to him he was my first boyfriend and my first love so maybe i'm just young i feel selfish even typing this right now because he loves me so much and he is perfect i just feel like i might be ready to break up this is going all over the place but how do you break up with someone who yesterday said i know exactly how i'm going to propose to you like one second he thinks we're perfect and

the next i'm like we're over this is what josh did isn't it how do you do that to someone who honestly has never done anything to warrant a breakup how would you guys go about a breakup if it's to someone that you still love respect and would never want to hurt oh my god Listen to Oliver, Candy. It's not coming from the lady gang that you love and want to continue to listen to. This tough love is coming from Oliver, who you will never speak to again. Because he's going off the grid anyways. No, no.

Honestly, real advice with this is, would you say she's 21 years old? Yeah, a little baby. There's no doubt that the feelings are real. There's no doubt that he might be your soulmate. There's no doubt that that what you're feeling is it's not invalid, but you are young and it sounds like you need to experience things, experience life a little bit. And if you just stick by your guns and decide to marry this guy just because he's on paper the greatest person in the world, then you're going to probably have resentments as you get older and you're going to have some regrets. you didn't get to experience life because we have one go around here

and you need to go you need to go get loose you need to go have fun you need to go do your thing and if it is meant to be you can find each other again and it can and has happened a lot

you'll both have herpes but you'll have found each other right but it doesn't matter no I honestly feel it's a sad situation well it's like

sorry if she's already having doubts at 21 And you're those doubts are only going to grow and you're going to wonder what else is out there. What if I like this is the only guy you've kissed. You might think he's the best kisser in the world. But he maybe is slamming his tongue down your throat like a log. And then you're going to meet another guy that's like an amazing kisser and amazing in bed.

And you just don't know these things until you have to experience these things. And and by the way, sex is a is an integral part of a relationship. If you don't have that, then you honestly you have all the other things and don't have that. then you might as well just be friends you have to have that it has to be cultivated it has to be maintained

you know it has to grow your sexual life has to grow and you need experience for that to grow right

love it boom on that note boy gang thank you sounds kind of weird man gang no no good

man gang man gang that's a whole rape sounds yeah they don't sound right I'm not sure about that we're going to have to

rethink that Oliver thank you so much for coming like I said guys or like we all said splitting up together is a fabulous fabulous show don't miss it

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oh no have you offered him money? you're like famous LA family can't like pull some strings with people I don't know.

When I got on social media in general, I didn't know what I was doing. I was just like, oh, it's taken, so I found something else. The Oliver Hudson thing. But do you really give a shit if you had Oliver Hudson? No. Yeah. No. Like, do you didn't care about it the way that I did, that I was Kelty Knight, and now

I'm just Kelty, because it's cool if you have just one more name? Yeah, like Cher and Madonna. Uh-huh. Yeah. Cool. So follow us at Kelty, at Becca, at the Jack... No, I'm just kidding. At Jack Vanek.

The hell? That's good. What's Josh's Instagram? Don't say it. Don't say it. We're going to connect now. yeah we're gonna set it up okay so amazing

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