LadyGang - FLASHBACK FRIDAY: RKOBH Morgan Stewart

Episode Date: March 31, 2023

RKOBH Morgan Stewart brings her down-to-earth attitude, quick wit, and jet-setting lifestyle to the LadyGang! And if you thought you knew her before... just wait! You'll hear what she really thinks about Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Justin Bieber, John Stamos, and group shots on Instagram! She's also talking hot sauce, hot bod bikini pics, Boobs And Loubs, and vacationing on yachts! And of course... the Ladies gets the dish on Morgan's wedding plans! Will it be matching bridesmaids' dresses and will she fall victim to #BridalBrain? Grab a glass and join in the fun! Original Air Date: February 23, 2016See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Hey, Lady Gang. Welcome to Flashback Friday, where we bring some of our favorite Lady Gang episodes from the vault to you in the feed. We have over 600 episodes of this podcast, and whether you're an OG and you've heard this episode before, or you're a new listener and we're just bringing this up and you had no idea we had this person on our podcast, well, you're welcome.

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and our opinions change pretty much every day. Without further ado, welcome to Flashback Friday. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.

Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Oh, snap. I think that's a new opening. No, it's not. What's wrong with being confident? Hey. This is better opening. It really is.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Lady Gang Podcast. We're so excited that you're here. Becca's trying to open our pink bubbly champagne. I've never been a waitress, so this is hard. Oh, come on, Becca. You should have known these things. We want to thank you so much for following along, downloading us on iTunes, and if you're an Android user, going to theladygang.com to listen.

Hey, you need to be nice about that because we've been getting tweets about people feeling hated on when you talk about Androids. It's okay. We hate Androids, though, so. No, it's fine. You know what? I don't. You're fine.

Make sure you go to iTunes, subscribe, subscribe, subscribe, leave us a five-star review. And a nice comment about how beautiful we are. Wow. It's happening. That came out so much easier than I thought. That's what she said. We're so excited to be here. We have an amazing guest today.

Morgan Stewart is here. Number one, she's crazy stupid hot. Secondly, she's on a hit television show. And thirdly, she has a life I'd like to live. So we can't wait to talk to her. We're just so jealous. But I'm really excited. Becca, should we get going?

Yeah, it's time for... Good Week. Yes, it is. Bad Week. Oh, no. Okay, so I'm going to kick off Good Week, Bad Week. While pouring the champagne. Halsey's like shoving her champagne glass in my mouth.

No, because I was so sick last week. I haven't eaten or had anything to drink in a long time. This is celebratory champagne. Celebratory. You're kind of being healthy again. I did, you know, got over that pneumonia. Well, okay, so. Wait, Becca, can I just guess that your bad week is going to have to do with some kind of a bodily fluid?

Okay, well, I was considering using this one, but I might save it for next week because I feel like I've been talking about going to the bathroom so, so, so much. um and i'm grossing people out so my bad week has to do with watching this documentary called forks over knives and i've never been a vegetarian vegan like i always like sort of silently judge people who are becca likes the meat um because yeah i like i mean i'm not like a crazy like meat lover but you know everyone's smiling like chick-fil-a and stuff like that um so i watched this documentary and i'm not the kind of person that really gives a shit about humanity like you're not a philanthropist if somebody tells me like oh my god we're destroying the environment

by eating cows like that's unfortunate but like it's not gonna it's not gonna stop me but if you tell me that i'm gonna like die of cancer because i keep eating chicken um you're you're perking my ears up so i cut out meat and dairy oh geez and it's been about a week yeah and it's really hard how do you feel though does that make you feel better I feel the same to be honest however I am thinner and I've been eating all the bread in the world so like I lost like you know three to five pounds doing this which had I not I would go back to eating meat and cheese but then you gain so much sadness because you can't eat the things you want it's true but like I don't know I'm sticking with it okay but it's not a good week because it is like I'm grieving the loss of meat

dairy okay so my good week is this um i so that's the bad week yeah okay i mean i can't eat pizza anymore this is why i don't watch those videos anymore i understand okay so anyways everyone cry for me uh good week i got all these crazy texts last night and weird tweets being like oh my god you were referenced on family guy and i'm like what like i'm like glee was because that shit is everywhere and i'm like okay you know that's like one thing and that's exciting when that happens but then my cousin of all people texts me and he's like oh my god family guy you were referenced he sends me this screenshot you're so famous your name or like your likeness becca tobin or kitty wilde is between cara delavine and chris kirsten dunst i think yeah

they probably wait for what though this is the this is the kicker so i was like well what and And I'm like, and he's like, well, and he's kind of beating around the bush. I'm like, what is it for? He's like, the leaked nudes? I think it might have to do with that. But he said it was a sex tape reference. I don't have a sex tape. However, you can check out my vagina on thefappening.com.

But I think that's a good week. I think Family Guy is great, and I was on it. They must have just taken that list of people. Listen, you're not the first woman whose vagina has made them famous. You get it, Becca Tobin. I'm proud of you. Thank you so much. I think I might change my name to Kekka Tobin with a K, if you know what I mean.

Cheers to your vagina. Cheers to your vagina. Okay, Kelty, why don't you go? Oh, my gosh. Well, I don't know if everyone noticed. I did get over 1,000 likes on Instagram. I went up from that cool 550 to a full 1,000. My dog gets like 8,000.

Whatever. Anyway, I don't know if you guys noticed, but I looked amazing at the Grammy Awards. Oh, yeah, you did? And last week we were talking about how I was on the No Fun Zone Cleanse, the Glow Detox, where it's only, you know, anti-inflammatory foods only. I did it. I want to tell you something. She's dying, by the way.

She's still sick. I have never done anything I said I was going to do for more than like 24 hours. Like, I'm always like, I'm going to do this. And then I cheat and I don't tell anyone. Like, secretly have a Snickers. Like all women. Four days. I actually did exactly what I was going to say I was going to do.

I was so glowy. I had the JLo glow the dress fit it even has a little room and normally when I walk down the red carpet and then I like

Google myself instantly duh and then I look at the pictures and I see myself I'm always like well that is not the same person that was giving me

like sexy pose in the bathroom before I went down to walk the carpet talk about this is a story of my life I was so much better in my bathroom

in the hotel room five minutes ago and then what was it with the photographers why are they so whack can't take a good picture no

these pictures they were great I saw them I'm so beautiful they were pretty beautiful you're so beautiful I'm so beautiful she says

I think our listeners need to know that Kelsey actually hates herself yes I really have the lowest self confidence it never works out

this is a big moment so this is big it's so big congratulations I felt like it all worked out you felt confident for her and then I instantly went to Fatburger on the way home

as you should boom here's my bad week this is amazing so everyone knows it's television sweeps right now which means it's a very high pressure time

for me. It's award season. So I'm traveling around. I'm interviewing people all over the world. I've been to New York five times. I've been in Charlotte. I'm in Vegas. I'm in San Francisco. It's been crazy. So I've just been exhausted. And obviously I also had the plague. Becca gave me the dengue fever, whatever the hell she had. That contagion is good. And so yesterday I'm at the office in New York and I finished my day of work and I've gotten into like comfy clothes to get on the plane. And I'm sitting there in the office with like the two senior producers and like one other producer now these are not my bosses

things are forgiven in this office but they're also like people that are you know my elders if you will so i'm sitting there and i'm sitting on the couch and i'm like flipping through people magazine and i kind of like put my heels up on the couch i'm kind of like crouched but like my knees up i mean okay so it's like a little bit spread eagle right like i'm just in a little i'm so i'm wearing like an oversized sweater and leggings and so i but not not oversized like kind of just, I thought it was just wearing leggings. So I'm like, do, do, do. And then like the producers are like, uh-huh. And they're like looking away and they're looking at each other. And like, then the other Randy comes in and he's looking guys, I didn't put on leggings.

You put on tights. I put on tights and everyone's looking at my vagina. Did you have underwear on? No. I thought I was getting on the, I don't never wear underwear with leggings when I'm getting on a plane. It's too many things in my vagina for six hours. I just thought I was wearing black leggings. I was wearing tights and I was sitting they were looking right and it was like you know when a vagina is pressed again the next day not yet anyway i was really embarrassed somebody's gotta like the vagina okay i felt almost like the fappening had happened to me i kind of did but in person except your dad can't google that sorry that's true jack your turn okay so i'm gonna start this out with a little reference to this

veganism thing that you're talking about so i was like vegetarian vegan for like nine years So I have like a, like a vendetta almost against it because it made me so sad. So sometimes, you know, I post a very non-offensive picture on Instagram. Really nice. I post a picture of me and Scott eating ice cream at bed the other night. Oh, really? You posted another picture? Wait, hold on.

I'm shocked. You posted a picture of you and your boyfriend being cute. What? Oh my God, did you write something like the most handsome man in the world? It was like the first time I've ever done this. When you find your person, grab them tight and never let go? Okay, shut up. So it's like a really cute whatever picture.

I'm sure. Shocking. I get this comment this morning saying, you need to wake the F up and go vegan. Supporting the exploitation, rape, murder, and torture of animals just because you want to eat dairy is really lame in 2016. Hashtag go vegan. Hashtag veganism. Hashtag feminism.

Hashtag vegan. Hashtag animals. Hashtag love. Hashtag compassion. Hashtag life. Wait, I got caught on rape. I didn't hear anything else after that. And this is, it's a-

Who's raping cows? It's a picture of us eating fro-yo. Oh. I'm not like murdering a cow. I'm not worried about murder. I'm worried about rape again. What? I don't know.

People are crazy. People are in shame. That's just like a little tidbit. They're so jealous of your long inseam, Carly Kloss, and your boyfriend who's so hot. Long inseam? I don't know. Jack has the longest legs. It's insane.

No, I don't. She does. Okay. Was that good or bad weed? That was just like a tidbit. A little quick little thing. She never follows the rules. It's like good or bad.

That's just like a good weed, bad weed in the middle. In the middle. Segment. So it's not just like mediocre things that happened this week. I just thought it was something of note that I needed to get in somewhere. Moving on. Anyway, I kind of want to talk to our guests today. My good week is, so I run our Lady Gang Instagram and I got the cutest Instagram from, I think

our biggest Lady Gang super fans ever. And they all bought Jack Van Dyke bestie bracelets and they're all wearing them together. and i think it's probably like the first jack vanek bracelet purchase that's happened in the past like eight years so congratulations thank you that's really sweet no we do have the sweetest girls and they're surprisingly like really cute and awesome and it's i'm like and like not totally creepy and weird right yeah i love them they're so great um all right yeah that's a week i mean okay i have a i have a quick bad week okay so when i was single i had this whole routine about going to bed that i would get a glass of wine i would put on seinfeld i'd get in bed and then i'd swipe

around on tinder for like an hour yeah swipe around so now that i have a boyfriend i like the last part of that like routine he's lives in san jose okay he's not here so the last part of my like routine isn't there so i'm like what do i fill fill it with you know so the other night i like started going on like a deep stalk of his instagram like deep stalk and you found i found nothing but I was making up things in my head I'm like oh who's this girl Alex that you went to dinner with like 50 who is Alex I don't know some 56 weeks ago it's fine so anyways don't deep stalk your boyfriend's Instagram there's no reason to makes you crazy it makes you insane but I do want to point out before I move on that it makes me happy that you're a little bit insane

about men because I'm not alone I was saying this not alone just another one of the girls It's high over here. That guy's never been dumped. It's ridiculous. Okay. Would you dump me? No. Oh, Jesus.

Okay. Okay, I'm so excited about what is next. Morgan Stewart is here from the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, and honestly, she's absolutely hilarious. So we're going to get down into the rich life. Now back to the Lady Gang. Oh, wow. We're back.

Oh, damn. Break it down. All right. We poured the $8.99 sparkling rosea champagne, which tastes awful. It tastes pretty good. It's horrible. I'm still drinking it. You guys, today we are joined by Hottie McHotterson, Morgan Stewart.

She honestly had the best live tweets of the entire Grammy Award. She said everything I wanted to say about Taylor Swift, but didn't have the balls. That she needed a burger? She needed so many things. I like the skinniness. That wasn't the problem. She's the star of the E-series Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. The fourth season is going to start in April.

Cannot wait. She is also the CEO of the big time blog, Boobs and Loops, which is massive. Also, she's got a new workout line, which we love jeggings. And Morgan has probably the sickest bikini body for a bikini body Instagram that I have ever seen in my whole damn life. Wow. thank you so much that was an intro that was an i don't even know what to say one of our paralyzed be honest to me though how many pictures do you take of yourself in the mirror in the bikini before you pick the one not that many of course not and i would tell you and listen but the thing

is it's just it's either gonna happen or if it's or it's not yeah it's not like you can't take a hundred and be like okay the 105th when there's too many options you always pick the wrong one it's either a good day for you or it's not a good day i agree with that so yeah you have so much going on i want to know since you've become uh not only a rich kid but also a television starlet wow thank you i need to come here every week well just i need to add to that yeah did you not notice our egos when we started i love it i really what's what's your sign capricorn you taurus you aquarius what are you air sign gemini my mom's a capricorn and my fiance's a taurus so there's connection yeah oh you're gonna marry a bull yeah but we're like the same don't talk shit

No, tours are good. Sorry. Loyal. Yeah. Morgan, what has been the hardest thing about the Hollywood world? Wow. Are people mean to you? Be honest.

I'm going to stand and sound like an asshole. I don't feel like I've had... No, people are actually, I have to say for the most part, really, really nice. I don't really care if people are mean to me. I care when people are stupid. Like when they say things on my Instagram that like doesn't make sense, I'm like, that doesn't make sense. Like the sweater is green.

Why do you keep talking about it being gray? And like, you know, or when people want to like, I get, people get mad at me when I don't like tag what I wear, but I don't want to be an asshole and tag what I wear. why not you'll get more free clothes that way she doesn't need free clothes we're just commoners over here I'm very common have you had an ish moment

what was the moment so far that you've been on the red carpet or been out and the paparazzi is chasing and you're like I am the I have not felt that way yet really no I don't ever feel that way has the paparazzi chased you you didn't feel cool

I felt cool but I was like fuck of course I'm sweaty and disgusting right now that's gonna go yeah where it's never like the right i'm never like stunning and wind blown well you have to call them that's what how you do have to call them but no i don't call them because i'm not smart enough to remember so that i'm like oh god i should have done that yeah you like you go to a popular place i do but the thing is when you call them and then they say hi to you it's like awkward because then you're like because then you're like oh my god how do you know yeah i've seen those girls do that and i'm like that's such a low scene i can't do that it is you know what it's not good i like i like that attitude right yeah yeah like i want them to show

up one day when it's worth showing up for i don't want them to like catch me getting a jamba juice why did i say jamba juice because this champagne is so disgusting they look pretty common of you all right our um like a lady question of the episode today is what is the occupation or weirdest person you've ever slept with who's going first jack's going first um mine is a washed up 90s pop star name name do you guys remember the duo evan and jaron oh my god wait i wait hold on did you sleep with the same person no no no i used to love evan and jaron they're nice jewish boys they're so okay they're still so hot yeah which one was jaron i was into jaron 25 years ago, but still.

Yeah, they're like 40-something. Yeah. Well. He's hot, and he's actually pretty successful, so it's not embarrassing, but it's embarrassing to look back on it. Yeah. Yeah, okay. His past occupation.

While you were doing it, did you have a t-shirt on, like the Evan and Jaren t-shirt? No, but I would not be surprised if you had a full closet of them. Gross. Good to know. To just hand out to girls. Okay, mine's a magician. Wait, I want to know which magician. I love magic.

I really don't want to say, but it was a headliner on the Las Vegas Strip. Oh, Chris Angel? Chris Angel! No, never. You'll never know. He's not a famous one. Well, then how could he be a headliner on the biggest... He's a very unsuccessful headliner.

It was horrible. Did he pull a rabbit out of your vagina? I actually think he was gay. Interesting. The smallest penis I've ever seen in my life. How many times did you see it? I'm not kidding you. Like, I only saw it like once or twice.

It's a micropenis. A micropenis? There's a new term for that. Wait, so you had sex with a magician who has a micropenis? let's make a t-shirt yeah that's amazing um nobody i've ever slept with has had a weird job like no just no or like just an embarrassing conquest like he doesn't have a have a bad job or like a weird physical trait like uh i've kept it pretty stutter maybe i mean not everyone's been stunning a bootcut gene come on an affliction t oh never i was always smarter than that i knew better i

even when they were in i'm like nope like i know this is yeah just a white tea for me please no i really it probably will come back to me but i honestly i'm not ruminated on it and then get back to us yeah okay see none of mine have had of course embarrassing i mean no occupation here's one i slept with a guy who i met in new york he was visiting from la and he i was like oh my god he's so cute i was going through a breakup and i was like this is a good little like rebound we ended up hanging out like making out on the streets of new york and then i found out later from my friend that he had also been like texting her and like facebook messaging her and i'm like what a dick cut to i also had sex with him after that so like that's after i found

out that's embarrassing for me but then i continue to kind of see him and it turns out he's a sex addict who like was in a program so um so you were in or you were enabling him yeah completely but i didn't really know and then when i found out i was kind of like well let's like ride this out till you're better so you just kept stopping so i kept once again and he was also an actor but like a very um he did a western about snakes attacking the village so that's where we're at okay that's embarrassing well morgan we're disappointed so far but this this next question is you're going to have to pull it really out.

Okay. Okay. I have faith in you. I buy my designer clothes on the RealReal. You know, so like when people like you are like,

I want to clean my closet and then you sell your Prada, I buy it secondhand. Okay. She's like, I don't even know what the RealReal is. I was just going to say

I don't know what the RealReal is. There you go. Cool. So it's like when you could buy secondhand Chanel. Okay. And we're trying. She's like,

why on earth would you do that? It's like sharing a toothbrush. Because we're poor. No. So we're like mere mortals. Okay. Like trying to live the private jet life. All right.

I want to know about what it's really like to live the private jet life and not have to fake it. It's pretty cool. I feel like the private jet, listen, I don't like flying in general, so the private jet life isn't like the most exciting thing for me to do, but not having to go through security is a really big bonus. Have you been on a yacht? I have been on a yacht.

Yes. What's that like? It's amazing. Listen, do you get seasick? No. Then you'd have the best time of your entire life. Oh my God, I'm going to get a yacht. I was in the summer, I was in the, over the summer, I was in the south of France with

my fiance and we were on a boat yacht and uh, yeah, it's pretty magical. What are some of the trinkets on the yacht? I mean, everything you can imagine. I mean like there's like literally flat screen TVs. You have somebody standing next to you like every second, like waiting to refill your glass and waiting to bring you something or a fresh towel or they always have sunblock. Oh, that's a good one. We all all go together.

Oh my God. Take us in your Prada. Yeah. What is it like to be like, oh, my gosh, I don't have shoes to go with this outfit, and then you just go buy them? Fun. Everything you would imagine it. I feel like you do that, too.

No. At Aldo. Yes? At Aldo. Yeah. No. At Steve Madden. Definitely not.

I mean, I do, but then I get my credit card statement, and I'm like, I said the effort. Or you can wear them and tape them and then return them. What's the craziest? A stylist told me that once. Like tape the bottoms? Tape the bottoms. Oh. No, I would mess them up.

And that's a lot of effort to do. I would end up getting, yeah. What's the craziest, like, most extravagant moment of your life? My proposal? I mean, I don't know. Wait, what was your proposal? Well, it was just – I don't know if it was extravagant. It was just, like, really heartfelt and amazing.

It was the most amazing experience of my life thus far. Tell us. Tell us. Tell us. What happened? Well, my fiancé basically set up a fake photo shoot for me because I thought – this is when I thought I was famous. This is when I thought I was famous and then I wasn't famous.

Okay? So what happened was he set up a photo shoot for OK! magazine and i or what i thought my publicist uh set up a magazine a photo shoot for okay magazine and i was like oh my god they love me whatever i'm getting a spread okay i'm kind of cheesy but kind of amazing and then they were like it's going to be at the san ysidro ranch in santa barbara and i'm like they're spending so much money on me it's a cover it's crafty it's a cover it's a lot of hair and makeup it's a it's a good time yeah so i went i did that like the day like the clouds have parted no it's it's a happy ending it is but then it's like kind of not

because i still was like what so can i get oh like yes when's the shoot i went i met the photographer met with the stylist they told me to wear white they think that's a beautiful first look against the green background i go up i take a couple shots first they don't tell me it's a cover then the photographer's like oh welcome to your okay magazine cover shoot and i was like oh my god i knew it like like pumped up about it so i go i'm in the grass like digging in my heels like my stomach's like protruding but like i still tried to suck it in it was like a weird hair wave it's like awkward okay so then whatever the photographers start taking pictures of me and they're like all of a sudden they run away from me and i was like i got shiny like i get shiny

sometimes i was like oh are we powdering like what's up oh my god i literally turn around they run away then they run back they ran away from me and i turn around and brendan my fiance came from behind the green like path and walked towards me and then got down on one knee and proposed and i was like oh my god my makeup's so ruined i can't believe my shoot and he was like that's fake and i was like what do you mean so i'm not having a photo shoot like i couldn't believe it and i was just like for a second there i was like you have a ring it's fine it's fine it's fine but why did he just squash your dreams like that? Like, is he insane?

So that was like... But then you're in People Magazine anyway, so it all worked out. Was I? I don't know. I don't think so. See, it didn't really work out. It worked out because we're getting married,

but it didn't work out for my fame. Speaking of getting married, let's all try on the ring. Did you? I mean, did you Pinterest this? I did not. I did, throughout our relationship, I was like, listen,

I want it to be oval, and I don't want it to be a halo. So pretty. And I kind of knocked off Blake Lively. But he did it all himself. But hers is rose gold. Hers is rose gold and hers is bigger. But not by much.

But not by much. But listen, honey, you upgrade that every five years. That's what I'm saying. Push present. Push present. Not that we're doing that. I'm not pushing anytime soon. I want to know about the wedding plans.

Are you a tight mermaid dress? Are you a princess dress into a tight mermaid dress into a goodbye dress into a suit? I don't know what I'm going to wear yet. No idea? I don't. I would love to wear a silk white pantsuit down the aisle and do a veil. I like that idea.

I feel like, listen, I've tried on so many dresses and a lot of them are so bleeping awful and so cheap looking and they all of a sudden, they all start to look like the same dress and then you're like, I'm not going to be different. I'm just going to be a bride. Like I'm going to be that bride. That would make such a statement with the pantsuit. Do you know what I mean? And I like, I prefer pants. But it would be like

Lambon or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So amazing. Rich, for sure. Rich. Yeah. Something really chic. No, she's going to go to like H&M and get a pantsuit. Yeah. I feel like I would love to get lucky at H&M once I go in there and it never works out for me It doesn't work out for anybody Well not now

You can't go back You can't go back This is getting me into a very unreadable place Are you having a giant wedding? No I'm having 150 people max I mean that's huge Is that huge?

I don't think that's huge How many in the wedding party? Six girls, six guys Are you going to make them wear matching dresses? I am. They are not happy with the dresses right now. Oh, my God. What's the dress?

It's a beautiful dress. We'll decide. We'll decide. It's like a Grecian taupe-y, pinky dress that's, like, expensive. It's not, like, a $400 dress. It's, like, a $2,000 dress. Did they have to buy them? They do have to buy them.

Well, that's why they're mad. But not at that price. Not at that price. You've got to design a discount. It doesn't sound pretty. It's beautiful. I promise you I'll show you. I don't have a picture with me, but I will make sure you guys see one.

I feel like I'm a spokesperson for all bridesmaids out there. but honestly even if it was ugly like it's not your day suck it up and not even that like i know what's ugly and not ugly yeah you'd be surprised sometimes you get bridal brain and then you get like you know just you know sleep on it bridal brain bridal brain i'm gonna hashtag that but also the other thing i will say that's smart of you if it is actually hideous It's smart because you're sharing the focus when you're standing up there. So like why wouldn't you sabotage and make yourself look a hundred times better than the six other women standing there with you?

Right. But I also want to be a secure bride that like doesn't feel like she needs to make her friends look ugly and hate themselves all night because I want them to be happy. Just not like ecstatic. Like not ecstatic. I mean, yeah. But like even when you're feeling your best, J-Lo walks in the room and you're like, well, now I'm the ugliest piece of shit ever.

Yeah, or like when Rihanna was the best friend. That's how hot are your friends. Well, J-Lo and Rihanna are not in my wedding, so I'm not going to have that problem. Are your friends hot? My friends are hot, and they're all very different looking. It's not like I have, like, five blondes. Like, it's all very multicultural. Is anybody skinnier than you?

Uh-oh. Because they shouldn't be. They're out. They should be out. No. No. What? Different skinny.

Does that make sense? Yeah. Different skinny. Flat-chested skinny. Bony. Which is okay. Which is okay. Yeah.

All right. I know, because I am. You're not flat-chested. Yeah. Oh, no. Yes, she is. She's not even wearing a bra. No, no, that's.

It's a tiny little nipple. She just grabbed her anybody titty. She's trying to like breastfeed or something. We had a super fan write a question that we really want to get answered. Wait, is this mine? Yeah. You want to ask it? Okay, so my sister is an attorney in Atlanta.

Okay. Her, a woman she works with, her name is Kat and she is hilarious. Okay. Maybe your biggest fan. Oh, really? Yeah, she's a huge fan. My sister, she asks my sister, she listens to the show all the time and she always asks my sister like, who's coming on?

And my sister's like, oh, boobs and lubes. and she freaked out and she's like oh my god do they have their questions for this week yet and my sister's like you're like a 30 something year old woman yeah like with children you're getting you're getting a little excited about this however i love kat and i was like what's your question girl okay do you want to ask the question because technically no no we're not in the question it's just part of the interview so okay okay we we have it what is the question oh what is a real fight that you've had with Brendan and have you ever done anything

that really truly pissed him off I yeah I've definitely really truly pissed him off and I think it was probably because I think we had a dinner once and I was a little bit extra and was kind of talking over him a lot and I very much kind of like he was the butt of my jokes maybe one too many times and we got home and he

was like you need to watch yourself he chucked he said bitch you need to relax and it's too much all that and I was like because usually he's like he comes across it's like so easy going He's so easygoing, but the second it's too much, he, like, really, like, reminds you, like, I'm the man here, not you. Now, so let's keep it together.

That is good. Does he get pouty with you in public, or does he always wait until you're at home alone? And that's another thing. He always waits. That's actually really good. It's really respectful. He'll make a good husband. Yeah, he's great.

Because you don't want the guy that turns. He doesn't cause a scene. And he doesn't get insecure. He's very confident. But if it's too much, and I can definitely be too much, he definitely lets me know, like, you need to just calm down. When that was happening, did you know that you were too much? No.

No, that's why I brought it, why it came to mind because it was the first time that I was like, oh, like we're not, we're like fighting is a problem. Yeah. And then, so it stuck out. So now I like kind of try to monitor it a little bit. How was the makeup sex? Great. It was 10 minutes after two.

I was so excited. I'm like, get mad. I can't have sex that quickly after someone's like, you know, gotten upset with me. Well, that means you're emotionally stable. I guess I would be like, no problem. It's fine. Let's just do it. Okay.

So now we want to do a delicious quiz with you. Wow. Delicious. this. I love that word. She's really good with her adjectives. I know. Cheers. Cheers. This is going to be called the Rich or Ditch quiz. So Rich

is like, yes, and Ditch is no. So it's like, yes. Okay, I wish EJ was here. Yes. Okay. Okay, so here we go. Okay. The Kanye West clothing line. Rich. I got shade for that, guys, but I like Kanye. I'm sorry. I don't care how weird

he is. I'm Ditch. I can't. $5,000. Would you buy it? Oh, no, I wouldn't buy it. I just like the idea. The clothing? Okay. Wait, how much is it? So it's kind of a rich ditch thing.

It's $5,000 for a hoodie that's the color of baby poop. $5,000? Yeah. I could fly around the world like three times for that much money. Really? Probably not in first class. Becca? I'm kidding.

Ditch. My economy seat. I could be an economy comfort to Atlanta for that. Ditch. For sure, ditch. Okay. Taylor Swift. Ditch.

You can? Wait, can I know what your tweets are? Oh, my gosh. I don't even know what I tweeted and I'm scared to know. Give me like a summary. Basically, Morgan was live tweeting the Grammys and she said everything everyone wanted to say, which is just like, it was just, it was like more like Taylor Swift, question mark, question mark, question mark.

Are we? Question mark, question mark, question mark. Like it wasn't anything mean. It was just super vague and everyone was like. Everybody could hate the way she bops around there. it's like she it's like her energy is like there everyone is there to throw her like a birthday party it's oh my god that was so well said she thinks it's her everything even if she loses she's like you're like bitch you lost also i know this bothered me at the ed sheeran thing because

i know i've interviewed at a ton and i know him and he's the most lovely person and i was like he has come to the grammys so many times and lost and he said i'm not coming back anymore like if i to win this year i'm out like this is five years i come i bring my parents every year and i lose and then when he won the grammy finally it was about her jumping up and down and having her moment of crying you had your moment taylor swift let ed have his damn moment no way and she's just a manipulative freak you know she's hot friends with all those hot bitches so they don't screw her people she likes you know it's all and she's a lesbian i think anyway and her fake tits now are nuts they're like two tennis balls i know yeah there's a lot of really no there's a lot of

really really youngish skinny bitches getting those like really rock hard tiny yeah that's why i really prefer kendall jenner because i know kendall hates taylor you can tell yeah you can tell she doesn't want to be a part she's like i don't need that i look like this yeah yeah i don't believe the squad yeah i feel like you need three or four good friends in your life and like when you have 19 i think and they're all models and you're not and i think she kind of like takes her friends out with the trash like as often because i feel like it's like a rotating door and when you no longer like serve her yeah you're out a new thousand percent but i will still oh that is that it's a capricorn quality yeah we are very straight right oh i thought you were

saying so capricorn as in like throwing your friends away no and i was like bitch i can't get rid of my friends no no no no like capricorns are very loyal to their friends okay i don't like her i don't like her vibe i'm really glad we're empowering women here yeah really trying to taylor slip down um rich or ditch john stamos ditch i think i mean he's still hot yeah but like ditch why are you saying john stamos that's so random because it's a random quiz he's like really i forgot about that holding on is he still hot i don't know rich i do it rich um yeah i do it is he tall yeah oh my god oh my god don't even get me started on is i can't rich or ditch back i think a little bit of both like rich let's maybe have a good

fun night together but then i'm gonna ditch you yeah yeah i never want to see you again i agree with that one richish you guys i'm sorry i'm starting to feel guilty though about taylor what we said don't just own it because everyone else feels this way um rich or ditch kylie's lip kit i want it so bad rich it was genius rich i want it i want it i don't know about having poop brown lips i already did that once in the 90s brown yeah no are you wearing it right now no i wish i still can't get one okay um rich or ditch hot sauce in your bag swag that's the new beyonce that's the new beyonce song where she goes i got hot sauce in my bag swag tell you something that might blow your mind but like i didn't get on the beyonce train when it

came to the station me either anytime not really i'm not on it not into it if one more person posts Like, you have as many hours in the day as Beyonce. I'm going to be like, I also don't have, like, a hired staff and, like, a gajillion dollars. So, like, that is the most annoying thing. And what sucks is she's probably such a lovely person. She's so talented. Maybe I just hate her fans. You hate the beehives?

Yeah. There are those people who, like, I just ditch. I don't have hot sauce in my bag, but, like, rich because I like her. Okay. I appreciate Beyonce. It's just not for me. Oh, wow. I like a lot.

Okay. I know why people love her. Here's my thing. Yeah, I get it. I like Beyonce. I think it's rich, except I want to ditch the bodysuit because the bodysuit came in 2006. Yes.

It is now 2016. Everyone is wearing a bodysuit and a shimmer tight. But what is she going to wear? They're compression tights, let's be honest, first of all. They're not a shimmer tight. She's being compressed in there. And everyone's like, shimmer tights. I'm like, no, compression tights.

You need to wear them. Those are sex. But what else is she going to wear? I don't know. It's true. You just need to look, you know, it's a flattering thing. Can we put a gown? She did wear that gown.

It's always well-fitting. I really miss the Beyonce circa. I need a Destiny's Child. Like, I want, like, a flair. I miss Beyonce's Dreamgirls when I love seeing people push their limits when they have to lose tons of weight. So, wait. Oh, my God.

It's amazing. That clavicle was everything when she came out. I mean, I was like, ah! It's crazy. I love seeing it. Men, women, whatever. Yeah. Okay.

Rich or ditch? The original rich kid of Beverly Hills, Paris Hilton. Rich. because i love from one rich like you've sort of inherited the blonde throne wow listen this is the thing with paris it's like you can say whatever you want about her when she walks into a room people part because she's so beautiful she literally glows like every part of her and she's what 35 now and not one not one injection not one you know what thing she's not messed with her face not one thing she's on a vitamin pack of some kind of magical pill and she

And she keeps going People like her She keeps going like out She keeps going out but she keeps going on Now she's in Switzerland with her hot rich boyfriend She's doing fine I will say what I like about Paris Like if you put Paris and Taylor

Like Paris is right there Like when you're talking to her She's there and everything she is Is on the table She's like yep I'm super rich Yep you're probably not better than me Yep I only hang out with famous people yep I might invite you to my holiday party

if I'm going to try to get something from you next year yep these are my dogs yep they just peed in front of you there's no air of like I'm also authentic and relatable I'm just a real girl she's not a real girl she gets it she doesn't try to be one

I appreciate that rich or ditch Netflix and chill ditch I don't know do you not like watch TV I watch TV and like I chill a lot with my fiance but like I feel like that pertains to people that are single and like hooking up with people it's more fun that way

yeah yeah so you just netflix and like hang and f but we can't say that because of the censorship on this show hey thanks for censoring yourself thanks thanks margan uh richard ditch justin bieber rich are you a beliefs like weirdly like i'm always like he's i'm like he was in leopard like i love him i was so digging his vibe at the grammys right i wasn't digging his performance necessarily like the vocals were off vocals were there was something happening but like i'm really liking who he's growing into like and also he needs well i guess i'm being a little hypocritical now because it's like taylor swift was also super famous when she was young um but i don't know boys are so much dumber like give him the benefit of the doubt he's just dumb and rich and like

you know like let him live his life i think it goes back to kind of like the paris hilton thing it's like he's kind of who he is yeah he's not trying to be anything that he's not he's like a douchey little kid yeah yeah but i'd be a prick too i would yeah of course he knows nothing i'm And I don't have that money. Yeah. But I like it. It's like sassy. Yeah.

You like that jacket? Yeah. Did you go buy it? I liked his body too. Everything about him. And you've seen all of his body? Yeah. Yeah.

You've seen like parts of it. Like the white boy syndrome. The skinny white boy syndrome. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's a shame he's so short. Is he short? Yeah, he's tiny.

He's like 5'8". No. What? 5'6 on a good day, honey. What? Ew. He's a sea crest for sure. Oh, wow.

Okay. Does that change your mind, Morgan? No. yeah kind of i hate five eight five six i hate five eight just five eight five eight because five ten doesn't count if you're under six feet it's hard but he's under five because then you're hot but you're short hot yeah you're like oh you're hot but he's short yeah that's okay that's the kicker uh richard ditch watching the bachelor ditch don't do it you're out i just don't do it do you watch any other do you watch your own show no not even to just check out how it turned like

i watch it like on my computer when we get it the week before and then i'm like i would watch it to see like what i wanted to do to my face next yeah but i can't do that because i don't want to be crazy yeah you don't like i've kept my face pretty much the way it started i've just gotten skinnier every yeah that's what happens to begin with so you're lucky but even before no even before the show came i was like season three i'll be hotter it's what happens everyone gets stunning everyone does no matter what you're doing whether it's reality scripted no matter what it is everybody like jennifer lawrence she used to literally like look like every girl and now she looks like Every girl with hair and makeup.

Yeah. Every girl with like lots of money and people telling you what to do. Before we go to our ask the lady again questions where you're going to help people solve their problems. Okay. I want to ask you about boobs and lubes. How's it going? It's going really well.

I mean, I'm going to kind of in the midst of transforming it into a book. Oh, no way. Yeah. Boobs, lubes and blowjobs. Oh my God. Shut up. No, for real. That's great.

Is it going to be like a book book? Like a memoir? No, like, yeah, a memoir. A memoir by Morgan Stewart. I have a very important question. Yes. Do you enjoy giving a blowjob? No.

I don't mind it. No, I do. Really? I enjoy it. Sorry to ask. We were on set the other day playing What Would You Rather Do than Give a Blowjob. You don't... To somebody you love?

My list is long. Really? Somebody you love? Yeah. Damn. Yeah. So it's going to be a book. So is it going to be like a chapter by chapter my life or is it going to be a chapter by

chapter how you can be more like me? No. My life. Really? What would you be doing if you were not doing television? Who knows? so thank god it worked out no plan b literally i mean but we want to still be okay financially correct correct okay so you just be chilling i think that that's the biggest misconception i

feel like money does not give you a sense of purpose oh no yeah so oh she has money but she's nothing to do all day so she wants to kill herself like i know a lot of people like that yeah so i'm happy i mean i always wanted to kind of be in this field i mean whether it was acting or something like this just to use my personality so it's not that i want to be famous i want to just be successful in what i'm good at will you do more spinoffs like will you do you you guys together like a jessica simpson nick cliche newlyweds i mean listen never say never we have not been offered that and i don't know if that's what we want to do because brennan's actually like a really normal person he has a real job he's a real yeah human so i don't i don't know we'll see

i would like to just kind of go my own route oh i love the book idea yeah and then an audio book yeah oh my god apparently those are the worst to make because you have to be there for hours reciting the book we can go in the background and every time you say something awesome we'll be like Yeah, girl. Let's just go rich. I think we have apps for that. Yeah, that's true. Okay.

Morgan, who has enlightened us already, is going to help us fix everyone's lives. Hey, ladies. Funk it. Ask the Lady Gang. All right. So this last section of Ask the Lady Gang is where you are helping us give our listeners advice. advice okay so you got to be on your game okay in your brain so i have to listen you have to listen to what i'm saying okay um if you guys want to ask us questions then you can tweet us

instagram us hashtag last ask the lady gang or email hello lady gang at gmail.com anyway so the first question comes from caitlin c well an email and she says i work in fashion my boss has made it her mission to belittle me she yells and criticizes me she's a real life devil wars product i've tried standing up for myself but it doesn't help what do i do welcome to real life right i mean you just stick it out if you're not being fired it means she likes you so she's just testing you yeah also women are bitches to work for yep hear that feminist really sorry they are i mean yeah there's just more emotions involved like men have really mastered that ability to like not make things personal correct um i'm not saying every woman i'm sure i'm gonna get like so

any hateful tweets, but I don't really care. But like women, it's like, it's hard. We have a lot of hormones coursing through our bodies and it's really easy to like lash out. I think we're moodier than men. No, yeah. We're way more emotional. Yeah, way more. And also perhaps this boss has bad communication skills and she's not able to articulate what she really wants from you. So sometimes there are people that get yelled at all the time, but it's because they're not listening and they're not really getting the message of what is needed from them. So I would check yourself before you wreck yourself. Number one, and just make sure, are you listening to what she's really saying? And are you being that person? And if you are, and she's still acting

that way, welcome to real life. I get yelled at every day. Actually, that's a lie. I don't get yelled at, but I would say three to five to seven times a day. I feel like I've done something horribly wrong. Also, the boss might just be a biatch. She might be mean to everybody. And sometimes the people who yell the loudest make it to the top. Yeah, I agree. Okay. All right. So The second question comes from Demuth Denise on Twitter. And she says, waxing, laser, shave, or mother nature? Ladies, what do you do to your body hair and your nether regions? Not the latter.

I wax. Wax? Oh, I'm surprised. You seem like a laser to me. I haven't done it. No. I love laser. I'm going to start.

I just haven't, like, walked out that time yet. You need to laser before the wedding. I do, but the problem is, like, every time I, like, I'm always at the point where I need to wax for something. So I'm like, ugh. But here's the thing with laser. you can shave you don't have to grow your hair out you do it like shave how many times until it really dissipates i can do it i've done it like never three times and it's gone away oh no

i did like seven sessions in las vegas and i've never had cooter hair again wow but back how often can you do it i'm making my this person's question about me so you can't sorry you're well denise you're supposed to do it like every six weeks but you you notice after like one time oh okay she doesn't think so i did it twice and i just have like little bald spots really oh i Yeah, but you only went twice. It hurts so bad. It felt like a staple gun. Have you ever been waxed?

Forget it. No, it doesn't. It hurts. I've been waxed. That's all I do. It hurts like a tenth of waxing. Did you do the numbing cream? It feels like someone like this can do.

So it's annoying. Did you do numbing cream for 45 minutes? No. You got to do the numbing cream for 45 minutes. Okay, so I'm going to laser. Walk two hours out. I'll send you guys pictures. I have not done numbing.

I mean, for someone that's on yachts, I feel like. But I just do a wax two weeks and you're like, it's, you know. But then it grows back. You have to grow it. And then stuff that you're in between. Yeah. And if you're not like a hairy beast, I don't know what your situations are, but yeah. Okay.

Anyways. All right. Question number three is from Carson Lily on email. And she says, advice for people wanting to become less shy and put themselves out there more. That's you, Morgan. I have listened. What was it?

What about being shy? What did I tell you? I know. It was something because I thought it was like, I didn't know I was going to have to go first. So what was it? Advice for people that are shy that want to put themselves out there. I mean, I don't even know how you give somebody advice on that because i've never had that problem I mean I get socially awkward for sure running into people. You don't want to see is like the worst thing ever

I feel like you just need to not think so much about it and like maybe have a cocktail and just go say hi Drinking helps and everyone's always more uncomfortable than you are There's always someone in the room that's more uncomfortable And I also think that people because I used to have this thing when I was younger that I always thought it was so awkward But nobody really notices nobody notices anything You look at a picture of yourself and you're like, but they're gonna see that and then you show somebody they're like I don't what are you talking about self-absorbed to care about anything else? ourselves it's so true like everyone's like well what do you think i'm like i'm not thinking about

you at all nobody is everybody's narcissistic i'm like like when i had to take pictures like with other people on trips i'm like well i don't have to do this like i don't want to do a group shot is that bad just give me the single instagram she said i don't want to do a group i also don't get any likes on group shots you guys a group they're never good why do we they're never good and where am i putting that yeah where am i putting that facebook maybe i don't know that's all don't jack what i need a t-shirt about i don't do group shots i don't do group shots oh my god that's the greatest thing no because you go places and people are like let's take a group shot and then you're like i'm never gonna put this on instagram in my whole life you care

about instagram you're not gonna put a group shot on it's all the people that don't care about it that they're like oh facebook people love group love it but then you take it and then not all eight girls like it and you're like of course you don't effing like it because there's eight of us Because there's eight of us, and one of you has your eyes closed. It's not my problem. Do it at your own time. Yeah, I know. It's bad.

I really like you. I really like you back. I'm so happy to be here. I'm coming back. This is so fun. Okay. No, wait. Before we end, I forgot to do this.

You can get 20% off on jackmanic.com with the code LADYGANG. You can get 20% off with the code I don't do group shots. I need to start making secret codes like this. Okay. Well, Morgan. Yes. you know I loved you before but I feel like I really

you're really authentically like just down to earth. It's true. Thank you. I like down to earth. I get that a lot. Yeah you are because I expected you to be just a little bit fancy. Did you? Yeah but you're not. Look at me I'm like sweaty and gross. I mean that's probably in a Laya leather jacket but other. Plenty of yoga. Oh I mean whatever.

So she's not that like down to earth but you're really wonderful. Thank you. Everyone go check out Boobs and Lubes it really is a great blog. Mostly check out her Instagram which is at Boobs and lubes because no group shots. You'll never see a group shot on it. The bikini body inspiration for summer is

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