LadyGang - FLASHBACK FRIDAY: Wells Adams

Episode Date: October 28, 2022

Wells Adams joins the ladies to talk about his recent engagement to Sarah Hyland, gives some helpful good guy tips on wedding planning, and working on the Bachelor in Paradise. Original Air Date: August 6th 2019See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Lady Gang, welcome to Flashback Friday, where we bring some of our favorite Lady Gang episodes from the vault to you in the feed. We have over 600 episodes of this podcast, and whether you're an OG and you've heard this episode before, or you're a new listener and we're just bringing this up and you had no idea we had this person on our podcast, well, you're welcome. Small caveat here, we are an imperfect group of trio of ladies, and we've been podcasting for almost six and a half years. If something we said in this podcast doesn't align with Lady Gang 2020, please give us grace. For instance, there was a period on Lady Gang where I was not into Taylor Swift. It was a reputation era. I wasn't feeling what she was begging, but now I'm like

a Swifty again. And so I just don't want you to hold me to that because we're all growing and learning and our opinions change pretty much every day. Without further ado, welcome to Flashback Friday. We've talked about this before on the podcast, but this Wells Adams episode is our most downloaded episode of Lady Gang all time. It doesn't matter who we've had on the podcast, what celebrities what movie stars you loved wells adams so you've probably heard this episode before because i swear to god the numbers on this episode are crazy i can't figure out what it is i mean i love wells i think he's amazing but since jack is we're in the middle of a bachelor in paradise season right now i thought this is the perfect episode to give you on a flashback friday i think

this was pre-engagement to sarah hyland but they were dating and wells is just such a great guy enjoy the episode happy weekend everybody well what is this welcome to the lady gang That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to The Lady Gang.

I am Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's me. Oh, wow. That was a good ending. What the hell? That was a good ending. I just love you guys. I love you so much.

excuse me i love you sweet what do you want from us i want your time energy love containment contentment oh wow contenderness well it's michael we've been here a long time oh yeah it's our first time the first yeah yeah first podcast of the week oh jack just fell out of her chair that's what you get wait for being a your child do you just we had a guest here an hour ago that was leaning back i was like you're gonna fall can you fix my picture well i didn't know if this can reach all the way the picture of kelty at the royal wedding oh you know you mean on the lady gang photo wall that's pictures of kelty by herself yeah okay let's just get to it okay now it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no who's going first i'll go my good week is

there was a very fun post in our facebook group it's like a good week by proxy of this girl named amanda who posted asking the group to help her find a man that she only made eye contact with he was a police officer and i guess she was out somewhere they made like sexy eyes she went home minded her own business and she's like i need help finding him and all she had was the first initial of his name and his last name and because she saw his name tag because she saw his like police name tag and obviously the city that he worked in and they found him no they did not lady gang investigate lady gang investigates found the dude and one girl single was like he's single but they're figuring out more info because this just happened so by the time this podcast airs maybe

there's more info yeah but i just love our facebook group because you can find a guy that you just made eye contact with that's hot and you know nothing about him other than his last name it's pretty amazing we should solve crimes what was his last name was it like a popular last name no it was like bowman or something like that it's like there could be more than one bowman that's cool bowers bowers oh bowers is so popular but then some other girl was like he got me he got me pregnant no she goes he helped me get home a month ago when i was lost and then there was a text from her from the guy being like hey just making sure you got home okay blah blah that was it was he he wasn't trying to hit on her or anything no he was just being he was just making

sure that she got home so i thought that was amazing go leading investigates facebook cool Okay, my bad week is, this happened not once, but twice, that I have taken a shower, and then after I've gotten out of the shower, I've set off the fire alarm. Has this ever happened to you guys? Yes, from the steam? From the steam of the shower. Too hot. It happened at my parents' house recently.

I just got out of the shower, opened the door, the steam all went up. I didn't realize that it calls the fire truck, and the fire truck came to my parents' house like five minutes later thinking that there was a fire and it was your shower from my shower that's aggressive do you need a scald guard i don't what is that it's like so your shower won't go too hot is it that no i like it i like a scalding shower no i'm actually great for my good week bad weeks continue sorry okay but my question is how long are your showers should you be short i don't couple minutes three minutes i don't think a three minute shower can set off the hot three minutes fire alarm is not even enough time for me to shave one leg i don't take long

showers but i must take just like extremely hot shower happened at my parents house and then it happened at a hotel in new york i don't know what i'm doing okay well what but you're probably has something to do with you wadding up the toilet paper in the toilet and then shower yeah consider yourself lucky because my bad week is that i was recently in spain and at one hotel it's called the blessed hotel in ibiza i love this you're exposing them i got home from the longest day ever like on a boat out in the ocean blah blah blah and you're like oh i can't wait to take a shower no hot water oh no no hot water like nothing so then we're supposed to be at a dinner reservation and i'm like well what am i supposed to do we call down they're like yeah we're gonna fix it it goes on

for like three hours they were not fixing it then they offer me like a room on a different floor and i was like wow i'm not moving should i bring my shower caddy and my flip-flops like i'm in goddamn college and just walk down the hall and in the elevator like what don't you understand about this being a really big issue so then i was like here that wasn't the problem because they can't really help whatever then zach was like okay well we're gonna cancel our dinner reservation because we're certainly not going like this can we just get i know it's late but can we please just get some room service some room service and they're like it's too late but there's a restaurant in the hotel so we're like can we get takeout from the restaurant in the hotel they're like we can't

do that oh they refused these people these don't stay there lady gang what's their names the blessed hotel visa blessed the worst part you was that i went down to the lobby with zach because we're like let's talk to a manager there's got to be somebody that can just get us a plate of food from the restaurant yeah downstairs because the only thing there was a late night menu for room service but it was like a caesar salad and a like a roast beef sandwich or something like that yeah so we go down and the manager is inept like literally inept and i lose my mind and i look at a family that's checking in and i go i hope you guys don't like hot showers they don't have them here no you're so bitchy i love it i went there and i am never that person i know you went turbo

i went because i've seen zach be turbo before we were both going turbo no zach it was a double it was double turbo it was so it's a tobin turbo double tobin turbo tobin martin turbo is too much for the world to handle so that was my very bad part of the vacation i went to bed starving and dirty like could you think of a worse way to go to sleep yes sure yeah actually starving in a hotel like not in a luxury hotel but i mean as far as your sexual vacation you're already on your period yeah it's just not fun it's not cool you didn't do you didn't do a cold shower you just did a non-shower i would have done a cold shower like a very very very quick like quick anyways okay good week is that we were on vacation for i think eight days and at day six zach and i both looked

at each other and we were like we're ready for this to be over thank god i married somebody who is on has the same timeline of the ideal vacation time right i think six days is good we hit six days and we were like peace out like what is it about the you're like just ready to be out from each other or ready to be not it's just like every night you're getting ready to go to dinner it's like kind of even though you're in a new country and it's like a great new experience it's kind of groundhog's day because it's like you do your thing during the day and then you go back and you go to dinner and you gain seven pounds and it's like just a lot okay i gained seven pounds in case you're wondering oh i'm such a in seven or eight days it's pretty tight it's okay it's

pretty exciting vacation okay kelty your turn bad week world i was on a train but in general this is a general note for all world oh you're giving a yeah like dear world do not be the mother who listens to something on their iphone without a headset that happened on my flight what are these people thinking too many of my flights and i was on the train now in a business class seat i mean i'm not saying it's business class only does this but like it's the quiet this is the working car this is not the like business class is supposed to be so you can work it's like i'm trying to do some shit business woman's car business women's car okay and i'm trying to work and work on my computer and i keep hearing like laugh track and i was like what the

is this laugh track i look behind me the guy has his phone and he's just holding it out full volume yeah no headset what the who does that it is rude also when children are doing it and their parents don't stop them when kids are like playing a game full don't sing me a game you don't need those little ringy bells that is not like put a headphone on i just can't believe someone would think to even watch a show without a headset it's pretty it's rude and inconsiderate and like do you need headphones i have five pairs color-coded in my bag just ask for one I'll give you the goddamn AirPods off my back. Wow.

All right. Next. Good week. Oh, I'm so glad we're ending with me because this is so great. I had. That's insane. Such a Kelty thing to say. No, it was just a great good week.

It was a good, good week to like. Okay. What is it? Okay. Just kick it off. No. I had the most. I'm on the edge of my seat.

realistic sean mendez fantasy dream sex best friends lovers advice living together that has ever happened sean mendez was nervous about media day he sought me out i gave him advice on how to handle the red carpet we became best friends we became best friends we were in the ocean together we were hanging out it was like also a vacation it was a makeout like it wasn't a makeout where it was like sexual makeout but it was like an implied makeout like i didn't have to have the makeout in my dream to know that we were together did you get a boob job your boobs look bigger is it your bra no well this one boob looks huge your boob does look big are you pregnant no this one's small they're always

different sizes i just finished my period okay just like you might want to own a stick when you get home no no no this looks like you have to have sex well the left one looks like a pregnant boob sorry i just finished my i'm sorry to interject you're such a good week you're good good i will forget about this good week in three minutes you know i'm glad you had a good i had such a beautiful we had a sleepover it was beautiful and i woke up and it was so real that i like started my day and i was like oh i gotta call sean oh and i was awake like making my coffee and I was like, I should call Sean and tell him. And then I was like, wait, that wasn't real. Like, have you ever had a lucid dream? That's so real. You feel like it's real. And

then you get bummed out with reality. Yeah. And then I was like, I'm not best friends with Sean Mendez. Best friends or were you like best friends and lovers? We were both, we were more than lovers. I gotta, I gotta get out of this. Okay. We coming up lovers, a lover, friends or lovers or fiancees. Oh shit. Nice segue. The lady gang is brought to you by progressive insurance. Most of you listening right now are probably multitasking. Yep, you're listening to us talk. You're probably also driving, cleaning, exercising, or maybe even grocery shopping. But if you're not in some kind of moving vehicle, there's something else you could be doing right now. Getting an auto quote from Progressive Insurance. It's easy and you could save money

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available in all states and situations now back to the lady gang our guest today gives us all the boyfriend correction fiance goals we could ever ask for he started out looking for love on jojo fletcher's season of the bachelorette then appeared on bachelor in paradise which he will be returning to for a full-time job he finally met his soulmate our girl modern family star sarah highland in a very unexpected way and he's now the host of two podcasts trying to outrun jack vanek in the podcast world your favorite thing with brandy cyrus as well as the pratcast with stephanie pratt please welcome to the podcast the newly appointed bachelor in paradise bartender who will now be taking in all the drunk drama next season wells adams welcome to the show thank you i have a

question for you do you actually like chris harrison i do seems like a douche no he's um So he's pretty standoffish at first, and I understand why, like, the turnover in that world is so rapid that, like, getting close to anyone is just probably a detriment to just – Business. And personal relationships. You can't know too much. Yeah. And so this is my third season as the bartender. It is?

Yeah. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh, I haven't watched – I don't watch Paradise. You don't watch Paradise? Paradise is the best. I know. No, I know, but I had a bad experience with Paradise many years ago, and I've just never gone back.

Like, did you try to go on air? Wait, what happened? I tried to get on. No, it was when I went for a press junket, and I had to fly all night, and I went wherever they were filming it. And then, like, I dragged my suitcase across a thing, and then we all had to – there was nowhere to shower. And I did that, and then I flew out, and then I got really bad food poisoning. And then I've, like, never been able to stomach Bachelor in Paradise since. but should i get back into it yes yeah it is it's the best out of the three better than hannah

beast yes she's so good she's so good i'm i'm you were there obviously so you know but from i'm a big spoiler person now so i know everything because it's even more juicy when you kind of know before but it seems like it's getting crazy so highly becca hates the bachelor and everything about it i don't hate it i just can't get into it yeah that's surprising you are in the minority You look like an idiot. It's surprising. No, no, no. I'm just kidding.

I just, like, I feel like... Most people. This is our demo. Everyone in this room is the demo of Ashley. I know. Basic bitch. Yep. But, like, back to the thing.

Like, so, because this is my third year doing it, like, I think... Now you're buds. Like, so, last year we got close. And then, like, this year we, like, played golf every day that we didn't have to film and stuff. Oh, that's awesome. And also, like, you not being a contestant is different. You're not, like, trying to get anything out of him. True.

So what was it you were doing? Because Bachelor World launched you into fame, but what were you doing pre-Bachelor? So I've had a radio show since I was 16. That's crazy. And so then I went to college for it. And then when I graduated from college and I was like, well, where do you go do radio? Let's go to the place that they make music. So I went and worked in Nashville.

Oh, cool. And then I worked for this tiny little indie radio station that's super dope called Lightning 100 for seven years. And I went from, like, overnight, like, bored-up, nothing guy. No way. And then I worked my way up into having the morning show. And that was, like, really – it was a really popular show. Yeah. And it was, like, fulfilling.

And I, like – you say, like, Bachelor, like, thrusts me into fame or whatever. But, like, I was pretty well-known in Nashville, like, long before that. And then iHeart came calling. Yeah. And they had more money to offer me. Sure. So then I went over there. And then there – you know, it's corporate radio.

so like they're like gonna squeeze out every last piece of juice out of this lemon so i did i would go in and i would do a morning show for the alt station i would go take like meetings with like record label reps and then i would go do afternoons at the classic rock station and i would do nights at the pop station so i'd be like they're all oh i like your hustle yeah it was i mean i like i 25 year old wells was able to sure do it but like i don't think i could do it anymore It was just no sleep. So then like a year and a half into like me doing that iHeart gig is when like – so I used to do this bit on my radio show where I would go audition for shows –

not shows, for commercials, and I'm not an actor at all. Oh, my God. That's amazing. I love this. This is great. So like my intern or like my co-host would be like, so what's today going to – like what are you doing today? I'm like, oh, I've got a Miamics commercial.

I'm like, oh, let's go over the lines. Oh, my God. Yeah, I would say, like, the line, and then I would go do it, and then I'd, like, document the whole thing. This was before, like – Social. Yeah. It was, like, YouTube stuff. Sure.

This is great. And I would inevitably be horrible at it because I'm not an actor. Yeah. And then I would come back and, like, be, like, inconsolable the next day because I didn't get the shiny caper blade commercial. Oh, my God. So when my brother was originally, like, asked to be on, he got, like – he got hit up by a casting director while at a bar because he was just, like, holding court. And he's, like, so gregarious and outgoing. and they like really wanted him to be on the show yeah but the process of doing it takes forever

to get on the show it's like it's like a year process yeah from like start to finish so in that time he got a girlfriend and like couldn't do the show but he's like one of those guys that like stays friends with everybody yeah so like i break up with my girlfriend i'm doing radio and national and he's like hey man do you want to do you want to go on the bachelorette and i was like yeah this will be the best oh my god this is it so i'll be like i was just like oh my god i'm I'm going to be, like, too douchey for, like, the show. You're going to outsmart The Bachelor. I'm not going to get on.

It's going to be so funny. And, like, and then. And then they're, like, you're perfect. I didn't think I was. I thought they were going to be, like. Not even cast him. Yeah, not even cast. Oh, shit.

And they're, like, you're in luck. We love a douche. That's exactly. So I went in there, like, being so confident and, like, laissez-faire. Like, everyone. I remember walking in and everyone was wearing suits. And I was, like. Oh.

I was in a t-shirt. and a jean jacket. As you should be. And I was just like, and I was like, oh, I'm way underdressed for this. And then suddenly I thought it was like the biggest joke

in the world and I ended up talking to the two casting directors. You know, you're supposed to go in for like 10 minutes, 15 minutes. Yeah. I hung out with them

for like an hour and I finally had to be like, hey, I got to go back to, like it was in the middle of the day. I said, I got to go back to work. Kelly, stop. This is a new guy. He's just not our friend yet.

By the way, Kelly the dog followed me in the bathroom and has now seen my penis. She's so aggressive with her love She just jumped on your lap Good job Okay so then

They fell in love with you And then you were like Now I have to go do this Which is kind of great Once I got that far I was like Now you're doing it Let's try it out I'll go travel around the world

And date this chick JoJo You were never going to end up with her No because the caliber of guys that were there were so far and above like me i'm like skinny nerd like a hipster kid you were like a nerd on the show but you're such you're not a nerd you're not like your vibe is not nerdy i don't think you're a nerd well thank you uh like here's the thing when you're like you're a nerd oh god you had a job and you did like all the hard stuff like a lot of those guys

were very smooth but that's because they spent all their time being a douche trainer yeah like I was literally training. That's what I was – we were watching last night. Sarah and I were watching The Bachelor and – or The Bachelorette and Tyler, you know. And I was like, I just don't – I don't know how you look like that. He's literally the hottest guy I've ever seen. But, like – It's me.

Tyler, he looks like James Dean. Like, James Dean vibes. Just a lot of meat. Just logistically, that's working out three times a day. Yeah. But who has time for that? No, I mean – How can you do that?

And I'll tell you something. The job. That guy – well, Becca's husband has the V. The V. The Peen Bee? Oh, yeah, yeah. Peen Bee. But that's genetics.

I think some of it's genetics, because I'll tell you something. I would rather someone that's working hard with their J-O-B than someone who's going for a morning and afternoon and then spending all of our money on protein shakes. This is who's so hot? That's not a good picture. You have to, like, see a video of him. That's not a good picture. He takes, like, weird pictures.

Anyway. Okay. He's a good-looking guy. So, next topic, the hills. Yes. You have the Pratt cast. Yeah, I do that with Steph Pratt. This is going to be – you might have to leave right now.

Why? Well, we're on Spencer. Spencer unfollowed me – no, blocked me. Shit. Why? I love how petty he is. No, he's so petty. He's just trying to get you on the show next year.

I love him. No. So is it real? Do they really hate each other? Yes. Well, I only know like Steph's side. Stephanie's side. Steph is like super her.

Yeah. But Steph – I would say that Steph – Needs to stop with her. Jess and Bobby. Well, that, yeah, okay. Okay, hold on. Boom. There's a lot of things coming up.

Welcome to the lady. But her new face is amazing. She looks incredible. Her face looks great. And we're so jealous. And her style on the show is A+. I just want to say some nice things, too. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, let me address, like, all the things you said. The British accent thing. Madonna. Hilarious and weird. I love how, like, all of my girlfriends, though, who went and lived in London came back with that weird accent. Yeah.

I don't really hold that against her. Yeah. like it is funny yeah and i remember when we first started the podcast i was like listen we got to say this in the beginning it's weird you have a british accent you're from like the palisades but it's fine but i was like so every time you say something i think sounds super british we're doing it we're gonna do like the the big ben dong yeah yeah see that's good because you can like you have to make fun of yourself before somebody else does or else that's so embarrassing yeah And then to your other point, I think that – I think that Steph – I think a lot of people on that show see that show as a job and, like, they know it's altered reality.

Sure. And I think for Steph, it's very much real for her. And it's hard for her to separate the two. Because for Spencer, he's like, this is a cash cow. He came on our podcast and he was basically like, when people try to talk to me and they're not on camera, I don't pick up the phone. Like, don't talk to me unless we're filming and making money. And that's how he looks at it. And I enjoy that hustle.

I like a hustler. But Stephanie, you're telling me she's taking this to heart. And I would say that. She takes it very personally. And between the two, I think that. They could meet in the middle. Yeah, but she's better for the show because she makes it seem much more real than he does. Because she actually has, like, real emotion that she's investing into it.

And if you know that it's like, I don't care, I just want the money thing, then there's a little less authenticity. Yeah. And so when you're watching, you're like, well, she's being real, but he's just like, I just want to sell crystals or whatever it is. Yeah. His crystals are great, though. Yeah. They've saved me a lot of time through sickness.

Yeah, I'm sure. I'm guilty. I have a – well, I have a question. I feel the worst for the mom. Have you met Steph's mom? I have not. Okay. That's what I feel bad for because I can imagine that it's hard when your kids don't get along.

Yeah. Publicly. We've talked about this a good bit on the show, and I think that the problem with that family is that there there's been so much positive affirmation for bad behavior that they don't you know like they get paid for being bad insane yeah and not like just or or being what's the right word uh confrontational yeah you know we're in like normal society we everyone would be like you're drunk go home stop being like this or you'd lose friends exactly and in this world yeah it means more money yeah and that's how they grew up too like since they were like you know high

schoolers yeah they've been living in this like weird warped reality for a long time so i do feel i feel bad for all of them involved oh i like that yeah i sort of do too i mean mostly justin bobby well yeah this is my question we got the best email ever should we read it from a girl should we read it who had a one-night stand with him oh my god i love justin bobby i don't know how you guys feel about him we i love it love him but this email is it's pretty insane it's it's rich i have it is it a good experience or bad i'll just give you some highlights attention i slept with justin bobby okay i have the answers to all of your questions about justin bobby i'm writing you live from charlotte north carolina she's not going to tell you she basically

It was, it happened at a Chili's. She was 19 Chili's. Uh, her friend Hannah's from Chili's says Justin Bobby's at Chili's and the girl's like who? And she, she goes, I met him at a Bobby rock. Yeah. And he was touring. She was touring and they were like, yeah, let's throw a party.

Justin Bobby at Chili's. You want to come? Justin Bobby came to the Chili's. Yeah. Okay. So her hair is wet. She was rocking boyfriend jeans. and he said is that your natural hair color or is this extensions and she goes no that's my real

hair anyway and then she goes like don't you know who that is and she was like who and he was like he was on the hills and then justin bobby copped a real hard attitude about it and defend what he has done since his time on the show he tells us now he's a celebrity hairdresser and a rock star laughing my ass off okay unfortunately he did not smell bad or good enough to be burned into my memory but we hit it off and chatted throughout the night about anyway it was can you get to the part where they did the dirty okay hold on so they texting blah blah blah innocent me justin bobby invites me to his concert blah blah blah no one's there no one's at the concert it was like he wasn't playing it's 45 minutes blah blah blah blah blah okay then bobby rock

in his tight tight tight white skinny jeans gets on stage to play the most uncomfortable one-man show with some of the world's worst music of all time while making direct eye contact because you know we were only six people in the club okay then just talk about the morning after that's the end of the story oh come on they have sex they had sex and was it good was it bad was it i can't believe that you're actually gonna read that a whole email right now i wasn't gonna read the whole thing oh wait hold on here's the point okay uh okay uh we did do the dirty which was less than impressive i was 19 he was 33 so i was expecting him to rock my world he did not allegedly his peen was so long as expected but a little thin this is gross i woke up and his dirty man in a

leather jacket was still asleep in my bed so i did what any sane woman does i left him sleeping in my room i just left him there with all my things and my sweet sleeping roommates just a couple doors down i went to campus went to class and came home to find justin bobby gone but he had left me a nice note as a task on my to-do list with his number along with a bobby rock business card and then she put a picture of the the thing that says call text justin when you get this show tonight if you want to come who is justin bobby justin bobby oh okay come on you're not even impressed with this this is a great email i didn't do it justice slept in his leather jacket after having sex so i like that now that i know that he has a long skinny though yeah he seems

like a long skinny he didn't seem like he seemed like a big energy like a little thick one little thicky anyway a little thicky okay we have more important things to talk about i'm glad you have a podcast with stephanie i honestly when we were gonna get you on the show we're like yeah let's do it and then we're like well he's never gonna come because we had spencer on the show twice yeah and like we're like we're not team spencer but it's like we are divided am i a montague or um okay i want to know about what everyone wants to know about his long skinny just ask the dog callie knows everything were you so nervous to get engaged uh no i was more uh i was stressed out about having the world no no oh having the ring and losing it yeah i think that we're on

vacation right i've talked about this a little bit like um men for the most part aren't used to having like really expensive jewelry around on them like that's not the thing that yeah so so keeping it safe is also new to us and so i just remember being like really really scared like um i had this really beautiful amazing thing and i was like what happens if my bag gets stolen you know like what happens so i remember being very just like nervous about it and keep it in your underwear right yeah where'd you keep it so it's just such a nerdy thing but i bought a drink because i knew kind of like the over overarching idea of how i wanted to do it yeah and i wanted to like i wanted to have a drone capture the whole thing cute and so i bought a drone i was like practicing

and it was so funny too because like we live like right on the street and there's a bunch of like other actors or that live around us and so like everyone was like what the well so one day i was like out in the backyard like oh my god i think you're like paparazzi came out he's like put that down sarah calls me and she goes um are you flying your drone right now and i was like yeah how do you know that and she goes okay so all the neighbors have called me and they think that the paparazzi have figured out where we live and they are coming after us and i was like oh no no that's just me oh my god so practicing the drone so i was practicing the drone for like this whole thing and so i kept it in the drone case but here's the thing when you fly you can't fly with

a drone you can't my husband flew with the drone it was dramatic well so when you go to like a new country and they notice that you got a drone you gotta take it out you gotta take it out and you gotta like sign all this stuff oh shit and i was like oh my god she's gonna see it she's gonna see the case and uh it's a lorraine schwartz ring so like i don't know if you've ever seen it but also like it's very much like the box has like the logo you know and i was like oh no so we get to fiji and i'm like they're like what do you got in there and i was like a computer a laptop and like a drone they're like well we're gonna need to check it and i was like all right let's go into another room and do this you know just us two guys i was like maybe you stay here and she's like

okay and then we walked in they didn't even like look at the drone but like they just like were you like i gotta engage my ring in here and i was waiting for them to be like to do it in front of everyone and be like well i guess we're doing it now oh my god oh that kind of would have been cute it would have been cute do you think she knew like where did you guys talk about it so romantic Do you think she knew? She says that she was – she had an inkling. Like you know it's – because there's a lot of girls like we see in our Facebook group all the time. They're like, I'm going Hawaii with my boyfriend.

I think he's going to propose. What nail color should I get? You know what I mean? And then they're like, didn't propose. And you get like your good tan, and then you're like, I didn't get engaged. Bullshit. Did you – did she tell you what kind of ring she wanted? Yes.

Did she have a Pinterest board? Like a year and a – yeah, she did. But I don't know how to get that. But I know she has one. dream board or whatever you're such a regular dude i don't know how to i don't know how to get on her pinterest but i know she has one exists uh no we went like weirdly enough like long ago like the beginning relationship we were in nashville just like walking on the mall and we went into like tiffany's and she just was like this is what i like this is what i don't like

this we this is the size and so like i had like i had in my my notes like no oh my god yes because you knew yeah so that's a sign you know what one of the things i love the most about my husband is his little note section about my shoe size oh yeah and like all that stuff so like he'll surprise me something and he's like oh i know what size your ring is i was like how do you know i haven't told you this year and he's like i've had it since we started dating that is you know what sorry i always hit our guest she's like did you watch seinfeld remember elaine would always do like get out like um that is like you're such a good guy if you have the list that's like it's so well thought out well i don't know if you have it do guys listen to this show or some yes guys yeah so

that i found to have a note i have a note section just like on for gifts because a lot of times women will say like just in passing oh i love that or whatever and then you just forget about it yeah So I always write that down, and then... Oh, my God, I love that. Yeah, but, like, it's hard. Like, Sarah has everything. Right. So you, I got to be really good at gifts here.

That's true. But you know what the thing is? I think it's, like, well, what's her, like, love, like, is she a gift person? Because when you do have access to everything, that stuff becomes kind of meaningless. And you're, like, you know what is great for me is quality time or, like, something more meaningful. Like, sentimental. Yeah, I'm not really good at all these, but, like, what is notes? Oh, words of affirmation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, that's a really cute thing that we do because I always have, like, written notes and stuff. And I was, like, a total hipster kid where I'd, like, write on a typewriter. Your email? Me too. Do you have a live journal? Did you go to, like, Bryant Park and do it for a dollar, like, write a poem for strangers? No.

I would just do it for ladies. Were you, like, ever into my kind of thing? For ladies. For ladies? Yeah. So, like, every time. We used to write, like, women, girls notes. No, like, my girlfriends.

Oh, okay. And now my fiance, like, because we both travel. I travel more than Sarah does, but we both travel a lot. So, like, I don't know. It's nice. And, like, when I go to Paradise, that's a month's shoot, you know? So, like, they can leave, like, a couple things around. That's cute.

That you know you'll find. Oh, my God. She's lucky. They should have shown more of this on the – you could have had – no, you don't want to show Joe. I think it worked out okay. Yeah. Yeah, he's fine. It worked out fine.

Okay. So, I have a question. Well, I have a piece of advice in case I don't see you by the time you get married. Yeah, cool. One thing guys don't know is they're supposed to give a night before the wedding or the day of wedding present. So, like, when I got married, I went – I was in my room getting my hair done and stuff. And then my friend came over and she was like, this is from Chris. It was a locket with a picture from our first date.

You can steal that if you want. That's a good one. But, like, then a note and it said, to my wife. And it was the first time I saw wife from him. Oh, and that's a nice thing to see. And a little nice note. So you could do that that day. Okay.

But a lot of times my guy friends are like, what did you get her delivered to the room on the day of the wedding? They're like, what? I'm supposed to do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm letting you know. And I should put that in the notes section of my phone. Zach sent you a note, right?

I don't remember. Flowers or something. Becca did not care about her wedding at all. I hated being a bride. Really? More than anything. It was like 8 o'clock. We're on the dance floor.

And she's like, is it over yet? I hated it. It's truly terrible. It's like the weirdest thing. You're like, I'm not even getting paid to do this. Yeah, yeah. In fact, I'm spending the most money. I'm paying to do the thing I hate the most, which is, like, socialize.

Socialize. Yeah. Will you guys have a huge wedding? No. No showbiz people. Just make it small. It'll be gigantic. Yeah?

It'll be gigantic. What's your family like? Do you have a big family? Yeah, so that's the thing. Like, I am the youngest of five kids. Oh, you're – And they have kids. I've got nine nieces and nephews.

I'm sorry. I recently went to a wedding. There are way too many children. You can't have children. No. Have a cutoff. Can you have a child-free wedding? Child-free wedding.

No, there's no way. My sisters would kill me. They would kill you? It's your day. That's why you're great. I sat at a wedding recently, last year, and I was at a table of people, all these couples and singles who did not have children of their own, and we were seated next to all the f***ing nieces and nephews.

You got kitty-tabled? I got next to the kitty table. Oh, wow. So keep that in mind. If all those assholes are at your wedding, please don't put people who don't have children next to the kids. Yeah. That's the only thing.

Do you think your sisters are why you're a good man? Like, having sisters? And why you, like, understand women? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, yes, maybe. Okay. Yeah, my closest sibling is a sister, so.

Oh. But she was just brutal. Just have only her kids. Yeah. That's a good idea. We need, like, a ring bearer and, like, a couple flower girls. But they can go home. Then we need to go home.

Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. You have a ceremony, and you're out. And you, you know what you do? Babysitting room. Yeah. Bye. Go watch Barney or whatever the kids – Pippa Pig. Whatever the kids are watching these days.

Pippa Pig. Yeah. I'm also – not my call. This is going to – this is all Sarah's call. Oh, you have no – I think that, like, I'm – Good for you for knowing that. Yeah.

I think I'm involved in the decision-making process, but she is – It's not your decision. Yeah. Like, it's not like we're launching nuclear missiles where we both turn a key. No. Yeah. No. It's that I'm, like, the assistant to be, like, yeah, you can turn the key.

You're the sounding board. Go for it. Yeah. You're the sounding board. Exactly. And that was the one thing that was told by a lot of people being like, well, one was like, don't get too stressed out about the wedding. Like, enjoy being engaged.

Yeah, for sure. And also make sure that, because she's going to ask you a lot of questions about the wedding, make sure you give an opinion. Now, it doesn't matter if you... Oh, yeah. I agree. Yeah. So...

But if you give an opinion, make sure you try to make it her opinion. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the next step. Like, agree with her before she even says anything. Well, I think it'll be more like, I like both of them, but I'm leaning towards that one. And then I think she's going to be like, no. And then I'm going to be like, no, no, no.

I don't want to make this one. Yeah, you're going to be like, yeah, you're right. But I don't want to make this one. Do you see yourself wearing a suit? Are you guys like, oh, I don't know. I feel like you're in a suit or something. Yeah. Is Chris Harrison going to marry him?

No. Please, God, no. He'd be a fun officiant. I'm begging you. Probably not. I'm begging you. I think we've got a couple of cool ideas for that. Okay, marry yourselves.

No. It's illegal. But Chris will definitely be there for sure. Oh, yeah. They're that good of friends. So are we invited? If everyone in Hollywood's going. He plays golf with Chris Harris.

I know. They're close. I'm going to dinner with him in a couple nights. You are? Yeah. Are you going with Lauren? I saw that the reservation was six. I thought it was three because I thought it was Chris, myself, and another executive producer.

Yeah. But I saw the reservation's for six, so I need to make sure that Sarah can come. Because I didn't know this was a double date. A double date situation. Triple date. Yeah. triple date okay i like it all right well congratulations thank you we're very happy for you yeah it's a time it's an exciting are you okay being wells highland no no like are you

gonna take her no but i told her that she should definitely not take your name no offense no no i was like i don't have any ego about that like yeah you can do whatever you want to do and also you've built this this empire and this brand with this name so i wouldn't expect you to do that and so I think that she would make that decision. I don't like it when famous people hyphen their names. It's kind of weird. Jenna Duontatum. Duontatum.

It worked out for her. Because then she went back. Totally worked out for her. But that's what I mean. Just don't change your name. I know. I'm joking. Oh.

You could tell my husband because he just texted me being like, hey, with this new house, you actually have to legally get your... Have you changed your name? I only did it on one thing. On one thing? The first thing you do is your social security. So you have two different names? Not your passport?

I don't know who I am. But I really don't want to do it. you should yeah you shouldn't i have to can you change it back you don't have to do it change it back i mean that would mean a divorce no really you don't oh you mean change it back you could change your it's a nightmare yeah it's a nightmare changing her name it's a god damn i've done it well this is i'm on my second marriage so i've changed my name like four times in my life and it is it's tough every time well i've been in nashville for the past like 12 years and so i I know now I need to go get the L.A. license.

Oh, yeah. I'm terrified. But wait until it's the special one. Oh, the ID. No, I know. The DAC or whatever it is. Yeah, and I need that. I got to get, like, the new license plate.

I don't know what to do. It's a nightmare. I know. It's going to be hard. Adult life. It's a tough life out there. Adulting sucks. It really is tough as shit.

All right, when we come back, Wells is going to fix your life. Okay. You're listening to The Lady Gang. and we're back and we're back okay so for this part of our podcast we have our listeners writing questions and we give them like sometimes good advice and sometimes not so decent advice okay so do your best you know well do you want me to give bad advice no give what you think is good advice but just sometimes our advice you can't give good advice yeah okay

okay first question comes from anonymous wait okay dear lady gang i need some advice on a guy that i've been seeing we matched on tinder a few weeks ago and after seeing him a few times he admitted to me that he could suck his own dick this is bobby probably we're so long that really allegedly that took a weird turn that i was not maryland manson can't he what's weird is he still does it in his leather jacket i can't understand why i wouldn't take that off yeah that's my only hang up i feel like there could be more flexibility without it okay she says okay that's fine but it wasn't just that he also likes to video himself sucking his own dick and i received several videos of him doing so really at the time i wasn't that interested in

him so i told my friends and they said it was 100 weird and i should totally axe him but i've been seeing him a lot recently i just can't decide if it's enough of a red flag that he does this to leave what should i do should i give a chance enough of a red flag is there a bigger brighter red flag that ever existed that's well here's the thing here's i want to ask you something if you could suck your own dick would you yes 100 yes would you video it the video is where it went weird it's not even the video it's the sending of the video it's like even if you want them it's weird even if you wanted to video just to watch it back and be like what does that look like like sometimes when you're like have you ever looked at your butt your butt no look at your own butt

like sometimes after i get a brazilian i was like i want to know what it looks like back there and you do like downward dog and then pull the cheeks no no no no you don't he's doing this for like sexual gratification no i know i know why he's doing it opening your butt no i'm checking out my wax but i'm i want to see the look anyway this is beyond the point the point is it's the sending of the video that is the problem yeah and also like the telling someone about it because that's weird too and then that should be a secret and then like what happens like do you have to like do you set like a tripod up like how does this logistically work it's like the thing when i do self tapes it's a really small tripod it goes everywhere like an actress you know it's like oh

That is a grippy tripod. You can hang it anywhere from the fridge. I'm upset that she's still seeing a guy that has done all of these things. And also, does she give him head? Because, I mean, he doesn't need it, you know? Honestly, that would be actually not a bad. It might not be a red flag. This is the greatest thing ever.

Babe, suck my dick. And you'd be like, suck it. I want to see if there's a video on the internet of a guy sucking your dick. Absolutely there is. How can you do that? I have a question. If I look this up, will I get a lot of spam? Yes.

No, just go ahead. I have a question for the male universe. Is this something readily available? What? Like, can a lot of men suck their – is this like one in a million? Have you ever heard of anybody that can suck their men? Like, do you know any bros that are like – I was going to say, every guy that you've ever met tried to do it when they were like 14.

Of course. And then I think you try for like 25 minutes and you're like, I can't do it. Okay. Can you get close? You've got to get close, I think. Not really. I mean, I haven't tried in a very long time. And also, like, 14-year-old Wellsween was not the same thing, you know?

You know what? I appreciate you bringing it to the lady game. I think Marilyn Manson had a rib to suck his own dick, allegedly. Allegedly. No, yeah. I'm for that, too, but I don't know if that's true. That's like a myth. I know someone who worked in that camp, and it would not be surprising.

Well, I know he's a weirdo, but I don't know if the actual rib Well, let's not bring this. Let's not beat me into Maryland. Next question. I think he knows. Okay. I think he lives near me. I also don't think that the rib is what's stopping you from getting there, you know?

Anatomically. I think it's the spine. Whoa. It hurts so bad. You know, like a lot of yoga. Yeah. It's like your vertebrae. What you're not seeing is that all four of us are bending over trying to see how close.

I could almost suck my own dick. Well, if I had one. You could do the tip. you could do the i think she could if i had like an eight inch dick i could suck it at least the you wouldn't need to and you wouldn't your clothes wouldn't get in the way because you'd already been a crop top yeah i i could i could wear a leather jacket i probably used to be able to like back in my dancer days yeah see i'm not even flexible okay anyway i bet some of the searchlessly people can okay what's next margo i have a growing crush for a guy friend of mine but the big dilemma

is that he has a girlfriend they've been quote unquote seeing each other for about eight months now but all of my friends and i have no idea why where what they are in terms of being official or not my guy friend and i have recently had long talks when we were out and i feel like we're getting to know each other more and more every time we see each other my feelings for him have grown and i don't know if i should just confront him about it or not thought about asking him out for a casual coffee get together but am i doing the wrong thing and potentially risking our friendship any advice would help why you don't care about the friendship you know that doesn't matter exactly so i think honesty is the best policy here but you can also be kind of like

i think cutesy about it and be like okay so uh is this gonna last or should i go date other people you know like yeah and then see how he reacts to that yeah did you say wine i think that you should get a little bit drunk and then think about it yeah i mean drinking does help i mean instead have a coffee date have like a happy hour that's what i'm saying like i think that you need some liquid courage to be your most honest although what if he has liquid courage and then he like on his girlfriend cheats on his girlfriend or like what if he says something that he doesn't really mean i think he's you need to be what if you don't really remember what the conversation is then you make something up in your own head i've never just been slightly lubricated with

alcohol no no it's zero to a hundred it's one glass of rose especially on like a date with a Sober or sitting on your face. Step one, step ten. That's all there is. I like that. I like the, like, joking, put it out there. Yeah, put it out there. Be like, I feel like, do you feel this between us right now?

Oh, my God. I don't think that's how you should bring it up. I feel like you can also do this as very, like, middle school, but, like, one of. Check yes or no in a pencil box. No, but, like, have a friend be like, what's the deal? I like the friend idea. Oh, shit. I love your advice.

And maybe the friend can go into it as like an outsider, not knowing that she talked to the girl, just being like, Hey, I see some vibes. Like, is there anything there? Are you guys into each other? I love an intricate plan. So I'm just, yes. We will be that person. Yeah.

Drive by many times. See if the lights are still on. Airdrop him a nude. Be like, oops, that was supposed to be to this other guy I'm dating. I haven't done it. Have you? An accidental nude? No, you did not.

I love to airdrop things in the airport. Oh, yeah. Out of strangers is the best. I've been really airdropping a lot of RuPaul GIFs lately, and it's so fun. It's a GIF. Or whatever. GIF? Yeah, I've got a buddy who, like, on the airplane, will only send pictures of his dog to everybody.

Oh, that's cute. So fun. I want to change my name and my phone and start doing this. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Shit, people get my phone number? Not unless they have it saved. What is your name on airdrop?

My airdrop is just Kelty's phone. Yeah, they'll know it's you. They're going to know. Well, if they know who you are. There's like a hundred Keltys. There's dozens of us. I didn't mean to wink. I didn't mean to wink.

I'm so creepy. I'm sorry, Mom. Please come back again. That was so awkward. I'm sorry. Why did you wink? I don't know. I got socially awkward because I was trying to make a joke about how there's so many Keltys.

Like, as if my name was Stacy, but my name's not Stacy. and i was like and then i went to such a creepy place and then in my head i was like but there are lots of celtics we go at the bank oh my god jesus christ now i know why those boys eat in your cup in high school i hate those guys okay last question from miranda i don't think anyone's gonna come to my 20th high school reunion and i was gonna come with my emmy okay holy let's unpack this really quickly. The high school reunion. My 20th high school reunion is next year. Okay. And I went

to my 10 and it was packed. But I was not. That's before social media. I was not at my prime. I wasn't my fully developed Kelty yet. At 20 years I am fully my best. This is insane. You can't bring an Emmy. The Emmy is

coming as my purse. This is where I keep my change. I think you need to have an assistant that carries around the and a binder like Devil Wears Prada. This is bad. And then they're like, behind me, they're like, that is Jared Allen. He kissed you in fifth grade and then pissed in the Subway Cup in twelfth grade.

I'm like, hello, Jared Allen. Nice to see you again. Oh, like the person that stands next to Ryan Seacrest on the carpet. He's like, that's so-and-so. They're like, this person's nominated for four Emmys. Hey, you're nominated for four Emmys tonight. Good luck. How did Ryan remember that?

Yeah. And then the peons down the carpet, me, has to memorize that shit because I'm not Ryan Seacrest and I don't get a special handler. We went to Sarah's reunion, like, last year. She went to it? She brought globes and Emmys and stuff. But it's so funny. Like, she was so – I didn't go to my high school reunion.

I would never. But, like, she was so pumped about it that she was, like, even a part of, like, planning it and, like, getting – making sure everyone was there. Because she wanted to show off her Emmy. Yeah. So she brought me, and she brought, like, her, like, fabulous gay friend. And so, like, we came in there. Posse. Roll deep.

It was like, it was, she was like, I actually did invent the sticky note to like everyone. Like that's what she, she was like Michelle, but she like actually did it. And it was so, I was like, are you doing this for you? For you? And she was like, yeah, absolutely. Was she popular in high school? I think, yes, I think she was. I mean, she's pretty hot.

Look at me. This is like, this is prime Kelty. Can you imagine when I was like in high school? No, I can't. I'm just, I'm nervous no one's going to come. That's all I'm going to say. They probably won't. Who goes to a high school reunion?

Everyone. I went to Chris's. Really? Chris Knight. We went. It was great. Chris DeE was there. They went to high school together.

Chris who? DeLeo, whatever his name is. And I was like, I was like, and then a girl was like, oh my God, I make Taylor Swift's costumes. I was like, do you know who this man is? Chris Knight. He didn't go to your high school. Oh, it was his high school.

I was like talking him up. Oh. I'm like, he made bread last night. Okay. No, it's going weird. Okay. It's getting very weird. Next topic.

oh my god okay last question is from miranda miranda says okay to post or not to post i'm having an amazing year my career has taken off my husband and i bought a house i just bought my dream car is it fine to post about it all when you're no yeah no no yeah no no why not no i only post positive things only positive is different from bragging like i'm sorry i don't need to see anyone's vehicle on Instagram unless you're getting paid to do an ad for the vehicle. Okay, let me ask you this, though, because we'll be getting a lot

of crap for it, for, like, posting pictures and Sarah's rings in the picture. I have opinions about pictures. I have very strong opinions about rings. What are they? Wait, did you get a discount on the ring? If your ring is large? I love a ring. I think so, but I don't know, because I'm a guy. I'm sure you didn't. And we don't know anything about that.

I don't think Lorraine Schwartz gives discounts, but I'm going to say this. I have opinions. I don't know what you guys have posted i i don't but here's my opinion i think that if you're a wealthy person it's borderline tacky to do two close-up or detailed of photos of a ring i because there's so many people out there who are so excited about their like modest ring and then it's like taking a big shadoobie on the excitement because girls are girls are weird about ring size and like and i just think it's kind of like the equivalent of like jack posting so many bathing suit photos

it's like she's skinny and has a model body and it feels like unfair to people who don't you could argue that about anything in life on but it's at an extreme like well right now i think it's rude for you to post pictures of your face because you have a beautiful fucking face. Okay, well, I can't change that. Well, I know. She can't fix. You're very kind.

She can't change her engagement ring. He picked it out. I think that there... I love to see... Okay, well, I'm in a difference. I love to see a celebrity engagement ring because I don't think that celebrities are normal people. I don't think you need to live in the real world.

It's not Sarah who taught my kids fifth grade. It's Sarah from Highland. She's on a big television show. I've seen her wear a poofy dress on a wardrobe. Post a close-up? Kind of. Not close, but like kind of close. I think you get a close-up post when you get an email.

I think you get a close-up post. I think this is good because I don't think about it. I'm a guy that doesn't think about those things. You're just like, whatever. And also, I was like, I spent a lot of money on that. Yeah, show everyone. I don't care. If she loves the ring, she should be able to show it off.

I think so, too. But I saw a lot of comments of people being like, okay, enough with it. And I was like, eh, that's kind of petty. No, no, no. But now hearing it, I'm like, okay, I can see where they're coming from. Tell her she gets a quota, too. go I think over mother board right like for two years later you're like look I love LaCroix I think the problem is the problem the problem is when it's a picture that you shouldn't be having

your left hand in but then somehow your left hand makes it into all your pictures yes I think she's allowed to be excited she's recently engaged she can post the engagement and the ring and everything and then now as it goes off you kind of slow down with that and then you ramp back up for the wedding and then you go like the problem with women and weddings in general is we get really petty because we're so happy for you but we're not happy for you yeah yeah you know what i mean none of her girlfriends are happy for because you're like right of them everyone it's like weird it's like innately in the nature of us yeah that it's like yeah i mean well society does up yes side of this up so you're like you're happy for the person but it's like we'd hate

weddings like i don't want to go not that you're inviting us but like i don't really want to go i don't want to go to my own wedding like we don't you're having a vow renewal so you need to i don't fuck it up but a vow renewal is because we're getting way off topic here's the thing post i'm having a vow renewal because chris and i maybe didn't make it the girl's asking because she's killing it and i just think that there's a tasteful way to do it it's not it's not you're like car you're like porsche symbol on your steering wheel with your rolex on top of it right you know what i mean i think you can be excited like i finally did all this work so i could afford this awesome new car yeah post if you want to do it a car post is so weird well i don't

i wouldn't do it i mean i'm not gonna post my car i rent a fiat at least an electric fiat for a hundred dollars wait but doesn't she also talk about like buying a house yeah okay so i think i I think it's totally cool to have the picture of holding the key up and being like, whatever. But don't be like, look at my 4,000-square-foot home. We have a screening room. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think that's what this woman has.

I don't know, but I don't think that's what it is. There's undercover rich people outside Hollywood that are even richer than you could imagine. Yeah. I say go for it, Miranda. Live your life, girlfriend. People, Miranda. Miranda, get it. I think that was her name, right?

I also think – here's what I think. I think – Was that really – wow. Can I say – Good memory. Can I say one more thing? Yeah. Like, I don't necessarily need a close-up of Jennifer Lopez's ring with Alex Rodriguez

because it's like her fifth marriage. Do you know what I mean? Like, you tell Sarah that we said she's allowed to be excited. Okay. You know what I mean? I'm sure she's really wondering what our opinion of her is. She wants your blessings. She doesn't care.

But, like, she's – She's excited when I told her I was coming. She's like, oh, yeah. Well, we've asked her about 50 times to come on the show. So tell your publicist to let you on the show, Sarah, now that Wells knows we're nice. It's so funny, like, you bring up, like, that none of her girlfriends are happy thing. Because, like, now after doing and, like, understanding the inner workings of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, like, the reason why The Bachelor is far and away the better show than The Bachelorette.

Now, this current season is great because Hannah's amazing. But generally how it goes is the show isn't about the lead. the show is really about all the people that are that are fighting yeah and so um and the reason why the bachelor is so much more popular is because and it's like this weird psychological thing and like evolutionary thing where women instinctively uh want to separate and like and and fight or whatever yeah and men instinctively what a bro yeah tribe together and so it's so So it's so hard for them to make The Bachelorette compelling because the guys innately don't want to – Hate each other.

Yes. They're romancing. And it goes back to, I'm sure, pack hunting or some weird thing. Right. Yeah. But I always found that super interesting. No, it's so true. It is weird.

We're happy, but we're not – it's very weird. Yeah, there's so much psychological shit happening in our brains. Oh, well. It's the same reason that Brad Pitt is still being celebrated as the hottest person in Hollywood. would find a woman his age that anybody's even looking at. No, just last week, we interviewed the girl, Kelly McIllis, who's the original love interest. Oh, I can't go there.

That is upsetting. And they were like, she didn't even get asked to be in the reboot. Well, have you? Oh, in Top Gun? Top Gun. Yeah. But like, yeah, because anyway. How old is Sofia Vergara?

Because I feel like she's hot. So hot. Don't say that. It's weird. It's family. I mean, that's like a fact. He's allowed to say that. But I'm just trying to think of, like, an example because you said that you can't buy that.

You know what Brad Pitt is, like, what, 50? Yeah, Jennifer Lopez is 50. Brad Pitt's definitely on a facelift. Okay, we're out of time. He has a new face. It's unbelievable. Allegedly. Really?

Like a good one? His face is – because back in the Thelma and Louise, he had, like, pockmarks from Anthony. Oh, yeah. And he does not have them anymore. And so, like, get your bad laser on. Okay. Wells, hold on. I lost my sheet with your information on it.

Let's just grab that. His phone number is – You can follow Wells at Wells Adams and check out his two shows, Your Favorite Thing with Brandi Cyrus and The Pratt Cast with Stephanie Pratt. Yeah. And also, congratulations on everything. We're so excited for you. And Bachelor in Paradise will be fun.

Yes. Oh, I can't wait. It's going to be insane. Like, I've done, this is my third season. You've already filmed it, right? Yeah. I already filmed it. So where did you film it?

It takes place in this, like, little hotel in Sayulita, which is, like, 45 minutes outside of Puerto Vallarta. It's really fun. You should be thinking about Zika. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't. She's so worried about Zeke all the time.

Of all the things I was freaking out about there, Zeke was not one of them. Okay. See you next Tuesday. No. Thank you for being here. Yep. See you next Tuesday. Thanks for listening, and make sure to rate and review this podcast wherever you get your podcasts.

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