LadyGang - Get To Know The Fempire

Episode Date: December 29, 2015

Keltie Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jac Vanek put themselves on the hotseat for this special episode of The Fempire! They're opening up about everything - Bo Derek cornrows, "Beliebers," Kardashian contouring, Bronx Zoo cockroaches, DIY make-up tips, and surviving airplane rides from hell! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, what is this? Welcome to the Fempire. That's amazing. Say that again. The Fempire. Things are about to change around here. It's time to catch up with the girl gang. Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Oh, snap town. The Fempire is back.

Hey, Becca. Hey, Kelty. Hey, Jack. Hey, guys. We're together again, and this week's episode of The Fempire is going to be a little bit different because, you know, we usually have a celebrity guest on, but a lot of you have been asking that you want to know more about us, and you want to know our answers to the questions, so we're just going to hang out and tell our ridiculously embarrassing, fun enlightenment stories, and we're so excited you joined us on The Fempire podcast.

Wow. My speaking is important. She's already drunk. I had too many mimosas. by the way you say mimosa so weird i was just gonna say that like so is that a canadian thing mimosa how do you say it mimosa mimosa you say mimosa i need to be more bitchy when i say it mimosa i think mimosa is pretty bitchy it is so hi bro anyway i do what i can um if you found us on itunes we know that you have already subscribed left us a five star rating and a comment about how

beautiful we are and how we totally have face for radio and if you didn't find us on itunes go right now and subscribe or you can go to podcast1.com any way you found us share us follow us on instagram at fempire podcast and check out fempirepodcast.com for all kinds of extras lots of pictures of us oh yes we look so good um okay and that's that what's up first becca It is time for Good Week. Yes, it is. Bad Week. Oh, no.

Okay. So to kick us off for Good Week, Bad Week, let's go to Kelty. Oh, snap. Oh, yeah, girl. You guys, I have two such good weeks. Like, it was an amazing week. One of mine was that I got to meet Dolly Parton again for the second time, which was just magical. But that, like, it even tops that.

So I'm at the bank, and I'm at the teller, and I'm getting money out. And my banker's like cute, young, 20-something, probably working at the bank part-time trying to figure out his life. And you know, when you give your bank card, you also have to give your ID so that they know who you are. And he looks at me and he goes, oh, 82? And I was like, yeah. And he goes, wow, you look so young.

Yes. And I was like, oh my gosh, I'm so excited. So then, of course, all my excitement about looking young is inside me. And I blurt out, it's the Botox. And everyone at the bank starts laughing, all the tellers, the people in line. and then i look scream it i kind of yeah i was like just being a dick and i looked to the left and there was like a really listen i'm married but there's a cute there was like a cute handsome guy my age and i felt like an idiot but anyway it didn't matter because random bank teller number

four thought i looked young he thought i was maybe like an 87 what i'm really no no because now it's like the norm in hollywood is for people to be born in the 90s that's so like terrifying to me who are you i was actually on set the other day with someone who didn't know what saved by the bell was like i can't i just can't it's just like anybody born after 1990 is like five in my mind they are they can't drive no they definitely can't drink they're just but they're actually 25 yeah i'm upset it's scary um okay bad week this is so good you guys it's a bad week for every one of my exes and all the people i hate because i found out that the bronx zoo is now for ten dollars the bronx zoo allows you to name a cockroach from their cockroach collection

after someone you hate or your ex-boyfriend are you kidding for all of your exes because you're crazy yes wait i want to know can you google your name and see if people have you have used your name to do a cockroach because i'm pretty sure there's like 85 becca tobin's at the bronx zoo know also another good thing about this is it knocks one off my list i don't have to worry about one of our exes if you're naming it right a shared ex cockroach yeah right i don't really need a part of it they go away but they can never die that's it that's my bad week so you watch out world you went and did this i'm gonna do it yeah i just found out about it but i'm gonna do it it's like one of those you can name like a star yeah you can name a star after someone you like and

you can name a cockroach over someone you hate all right i like that can you get like a certificate it and like i hope so congratulations a cockroach at the bronx it was named after you he will never die anyway i have to talk about kardashian contouring i was watching a talk show i'm not gonna say which one i'm not gonna say who it was and it these these women are you know not even older women who need that much makeup but i could not believe i know exactly what you're talking about i could not believe it's like a full mask it's like i did that show the musical cats and we had to wear like full-blown like halloween makeup for our faces and i swear to god one of these girls had my my makeup palette on her from cats on her face i don't get it i have like the

most sensitive skin that i don't like anything on my skin like this is killing me on my face right now i want to like scratch off my face because i have a little bit of a foundation so i'm like i don't under i don't enough is enough ladies come on all right i'm gonna go so jack your turn awkward transition so well i had two good weeks too first good week is i decided i'm a believer this week oh welcome to the club you know what i it's it's a new transition for me i'm really into it um i've listened to that song sorry like 5 000 times i haven't listened to anything else other than that i'm kind of in love with it my mom has been making fun of me um that's an easy little good week another good week is so i've been like selling these grab bag

kind of things on my website and it's basically like a bunch of like old t-shirts or random stuff i have lying around the office and i put four of them together some for 24 bucks and whatever so they got like a really good response and i found like 20 extra in my office the other day and i was like okay i'm gonna put them online and i had like a little bet going on with my employees i'm like how long do you think it's going to take to sell out so like one of my employees was like 50 minutes the other one was like 45 30 and i think i said like 23 and they sold out in five minutes holy crap and i think that's what kylie jenner felt like when her lip kit thing sold out in a minute but instead of 20 grab bags there was like 20 000 units there's no

way kylie jenner's lip kit was more than a thousand pieces i mean there can't be i mean credit your credit card that fast into the system chris jenner would never allow it to not sell out so it had to be a small amount maybe it was just like a 10 000 but it wasn't like they did a full selection a full print yeah they like to keep it on the down i know well it's good to have something sell out in a minute so whatever honestly i can thank kylie jenner for opening my eyes up to color pop it's the makeup that everybody was accusing her of actually stealing their formula blah blah blah now i don't know what's what and i really don't give a whatever because you know she doesn't need any help and she definitely you can't bring her down at this point um but it's

like the same product for six dollars and i went on there and i went crazy and that was like my rebellion against wait how much was she selling hers for thirty dollars oh shut up yeah well they had like the comparisons of them like right next to each other on somebody's hands and it was like the same thing scandal yeah okay so my bad week and here's what i've decided because i'm single and i have just like so many bad dating stories i feel like my bad week well it always usually is guy related but i probably should just keep it because one day i'll find a boyfriend and he'll be great and then i won't have any more interesting stories so i've been talking to this guy hoping yeah or maybe i won't i'll just be 80 in my wheelchair be like he's coming but i'm gonna

keep being on tinder um so i've been talking to this guy and he's super hot six five um big beefy kind of man and uh you know i ask him like what he does for a living and he told me he was the voice of acura and then he's like an actor as well so i'm like okay voice of acura like if you're like a voiceover artist in la you like you make good money that's a good career yeah so i'm like that's cool and i'm like okay well what do you act in like what's your what's your deal and he's like oh you know i've been working working on this movie and i'm like okay well what's the title of the movie tells me the title of the movie i google it nothing comes up i google him nothing comes up i'm like i'm like even if you're like an extra in like a short film if

you're like postman number 56 like you'll have an imdb page and it'll be on there so nothing comes up and i was like okay whatever this guy's weird but so i asked him about the movie i'm like what's the premise and he's like oh you know it's about like a homeless guy that turns into a superhero and then he goes and like saves the world whatever and he is sending me these pictures that he was like here's me at comic-con here's me talking to jimmy kimmel here's me doing this and this and this and i'm like okay and then we're like trying to hang out and every time we're gonna hang out hold on this is someone you've never met so you're talking to him online only so far before we had met i met him okay after got it so he um he's you know we're trying to like figure out a time

that we're gonna meet and he's like oh i think you know i think i'm working tonight like i think we're doing the movie thing and okay you don't like maybe kind of work like if you're if you're an actor in a movie like you have a call time and you have like the whole thing so the whole thing was super weird so anyways i we ended up hooking up a couple times we never went on a date i would like text him when i had a few drinks and i'm like come over you hot big beefy weirdo and tell me about the accuracy class yeah please speak to me in your deep voice so he comes over this last time he was over and i'm like so you know i i googled like the name of your movie and like nothing came up i'm like can you like tell me a little bit about it and he's like it's like well

like you know it's like an indie film and i'm like obviously and he's like you know like i'm not getting like paid for it i'm like oh yes so nothing is more attractive than a 40 year old man doing some free work so that's awesome so you're saying so you're saying you're gonna see him again yeah and then he was like um i'm like so what are you doing like you know when you're saying that you're working like all the time he's like well you know like i dress up in my costume and i go on hollywood boulevard i just fell out of my chair that i'm like one of the superheroes shut up yeah