LadyGang - GloZell Green on the LadyGang - Ep39

Episode Date: August 29, 2016

The fabulously fun & full of energy, GloZell Green brings her vibrant personality and hilarious stories to the LadyGang. She dishes on President Obama and what it was like interviewing him at the White House, why she got kicked off the lot of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and how she turned a rather dark period in her life into internet gold. Plus, she plays a wickedly fun game of "Marry, F, Chuck" with girls. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your lady gang, Becca Tobin, Kelty Knight, and Jack Vanek. Thanks so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thank you, thank you, thank you for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you for free every week. Well, what is this? Welcome to the lady gang. That's amazing. Say that again.

The lady gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse. Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, it's the Lady Gang. I left out the hello, hello, hello this time. Who are you? It felt weird.

I don't even know you anymore. Hi, everybody. You're listening to the Lady Gang. If this is the first time you're listening, let's do a little intro. Kelty, who are you? I'm Kelty Knight. What do you do? I am a television journalist, a lover of dogs, and...

Are you saying a fun fact about me or am I doing mine? No, I'm letting you guys say what you do for a living, and then I'm going to share the fun fact about you. I'm a journalist on a national entertainment news show, The Important Kind of News, and I also am a huge Instagram connoisseur. And to my right, Jack Vanek. Who are you?

I'm Jack Vanek from Jack Vanek. You can email me, jack at jackvanek.com. Or go to my website, jackvanek.com. This is lackluster. that's why i don't do my own intro okay i'm gonna start doing them from now on i'm gonna go back to doing them well here's some fun facts jack had a roly-poly collection growing up it was so fun and kelty's godfather was a peacock farmer he gave me the feathers as like a bouquet i don't even know what to do with that and i'm becca tobin actress singer dancer blogger and i was

unhealthily obsessed with dominique mucciano from the 1996 atlanta olympics that's really weird wait i wanted fabulous seven right magnificent seven kelty sorry they just were on the today show i saw it and and she was wearing a sponsored t-shirt and i thought get your like she's wearing a brand on her t-shirt still squeeze them yogurt or something and i was like make your money dominique she's still in the olympics no no no no no they just had like a reunion because the magnificent seven okay i'm biased because i'm from atlanta and i went to every gymnastics competition in the 1996 olympics i was there when carrie strug broke her leg and hopped off and won for america it was like the moment i was there my sister tells people i

was there in a gymnastics uniform waiting to be asked to be on the team that might be true that's how it works it is how it works anyway so that's that's our fun facts of the week and now it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no okay good week bad week uh jack why don't you start okay so kelty sent well okay sometimes we get some emails from fans and they're usually from girls and they're usually like oh my god i'd love to watch your show but then sometimes we get some weird emails weird ass emails and kelty forwarded me an email from freddie whatever subject hot with three exclamation points messages jack vanek is so hot but don't be too creeped out by my random act of senseless gaga you can take comfort in the fact that i ain't so bad myself and that i am a

amazing with my tongue you're joking no i'm reading it oh i'm slightly upset that it wasn't to us like all of us this is the three jack's the only one that is hot freddy whatever loves me and he wants to put his talk on me apparently oh my gosh he has an email address he's not bad i'm gonna write him and ask him why not me i feel like i just lost lost on the bachelor you get a lot of emails too becca i do you know you know i'll send you the good one Kelty just forwards me the one that I've gotten. Jack, someone got one email ever. I did get that one email the first time that we started.

And I sneezed and some guy was grossed out. And the guy emailed me and he's like, I wouldn't be grossed out by your sneezes. Oh, yeah. I'm like, thanks, guy. You get weird emails. So I've gotten two emails. Okay. I get grossed out by sneezes, too, though.

Yeah, well, because then you think you're spreading like SARS or something. No, I really hate a sneeze. Really? Yeah, I really just don't like it. i'd rather someone throw up in front of me really yeah then a sneeze yeah what's so wrong with the sneeze i don't like spit to me is like the grossest thing like if you gave me a cup of spit to take a shot out of or urine i would choose urine i think spit on like skin is the nastiest smell in the entire world like if you like if somebody i'm actually getting grossed out what was your bad

week gross well okay well crap i can't load it okay well i'll show you guys later but um our favorite dr pimple popper yes i went down a little black hole looking up her stuff and i'll show you guys this video later because it's not loading but she somebody gave her pimple cupcakes like they made her these pimple cupcakes and she squeezed them and this like pus frosting comes out of them and it's the nastiest thing here it is did she eat it no they just showed her it was on her instagram i'm sorry she posted it on her instagram you follow an instagram of a woman who pops real pimples for a living and you're grossed out by that cupcake pimple that she's popping i don't even care that's not real person's pus and skin well i watched all the the pus and

skin that she was popping out watch this oh god i mean it is weird but i'm just saying i mean you watch the real thing would you eat it oh for sure anyways i think we need her on the podcast yeah she'd be such a good guest no thanks okay um okay i'm gonna go next my good week was i went to the ohio valley inn and spa for a little staycation it's like really ohio is very close to la so it's a nice little like two-day getaway and they have this room there called the q mom okay i'm screwing that up it's a mud room and you go in there naked and it's like a sauna but it looks like a church there's like stained glass windows there's it's beautiful and they give you these seashells filled with mud that you roll like rub all over your body and then you sit there and they walk you

through this meditation it's so weird but also so amazing so that was my that was my good week that sounds like i love a good spa treatment um my bad week is i just realized that in purchasing this home i have to make i have to cut back on my lifestyle and i went to go book a dermatologist appointment for my you know twice a year botox and my fiance was like what where are you why are you going to the dermatologist and i was like well i'm going to get my my botox he's like do you know what that could buy us at the new house oh no house guilt house guilt that sucks and he's already cutting back and now i have to cut back so it's like now i get to live in a beautiful house but i'm gonna have a wrinkly forehead ew what's better though i don't know it might be better i honestly

don't know i might have to start turning tricks to get my botox yeah i'm not wait if we if everyone shares this podcast with their friend maybe we could get like five dollars i'm sure they're gonna really have some sympathy and want to pay for my botox um kelty mine's so fast here's my good week bad week so i was flying first class five times i had five flights in six days one of them was coach four of them were first class that's my good week i get to fly first class cars pick me up with my name on it complaining about it's amazing no it was amazing about the one now i'm going to give you two bad weeks connected number one got to the airport i watched a mother in the airport teach her seven to eight year old daughter how to use her sweatshirt

to cover the handicap sign on the seat next to the gate so that they could sit on it number one handicap seats are for a reason you know how i feel about rule breakers it's not okay you're a bad mom then i was waiting in line and they were like we'd like to take all the first class passengers and i was like oh snap that's me and i'm like people in atlanta are crazy and i'm like rolling up to get into the line to go and then all of a sudden at the same time as i'm walking past the group of people they call priority a man in a suit in a bad shoe side checked me with his elbow to get in front of me to get on the plane first and then he like pretty much like briskly prancercised

down the thing to get in line to go on the plane and there was still 14 people. You know when you like hurry down and then you just

have to wait on the tarmac? Did he think it was Southwest and you guys had to like fight for your seats? I'm like, we already have assigned seats.

They're not going to take off. I hate flying. I hate people that are idiots. I hate people that fake cover-up handicap signs.

Be better people. Don't body check women. I went into a family, a family bathroom at the airport because I got off. we had to wait on the runway for two hours like sitting there waiting waiting and you can't get up when you're waiting on the runway to go pee so i really had to pee and i went into a family

restroom with myself and my dog who is my child part we are a family so my only family and i go in and the minute i lock the door behind me this woman starts banging on the door so it was like you kelty she hated that i didn't have a baby to change a diaper so i was like i'm sorry but i i am more than myself this dog is harder to handle than your toddler so give me a minute and i screamed at her i don't know if we'd be friends in real life we probably wouldn't okay no we have a very exciting guest coming right up okay what's going on now here's the lady gang oh you guys i am so excited about the green goddess we have with today i fell in love with her when i watched her interview president obama and she gave half comedian style half political journalist i

would like to see on cnn half first wife deliciousness um she's the queen of youtube she's a self-made which we love media powerhouse with 4.2 million subscribers and growing and she just released a absolutely hilarious interesting heartfelt celebrity sort of memoir about her life and we're going to talk about that um it's called is you okay and um please welcome to the lady gang, GloZell Green. Hello, this is GloZell. Is you okay? Is you good? Because I want to know. I'm excited. You guys are a little wild.

Let me tell you. For those who've never been on this show, I mean, they're like, and how much money do you make for doing this? I'm like, oh my goodness gracious, we haven't even started. We have some prerequisite questions. Because you're like an Oprah. You eat so much. These girls, about two

pounds, she's literally got like a pound of candy on top of my book right now. We'll talk about that later. I'm like, right on my face. I'm just like, oh, my goodness gracious. We get to the nitty gritty. I'm counting calories, and I'm like, are those caramels? I just want to know. Yeah.

Dark chocolate. I'm going to break into this for you. But our listeners love it when we eat it on the podcast. First of all, don't get too right into the microphone, please. Just chomp, chomp, chomp. Okay. My very – first of all, we're going to go there, start with Obama at the White House. Okay.

Our favorite thing. Now, what I want to know is what is the security pre and day of? Well, the security pre and day of is so scary. Want to know why? Because there was none. They mean they already did it. I did not. You didn't see it?

They didn't pat you down or anything? As far as like, oh, what's your name and your background and this and that, there was none of that. That means they already knew it. They're like, hey, we want you to come interview. By then, they know what my great-grandfather has done in his life. You know what I'm saying? So I was like, oh, snap. They had some PIs on you.

Well, the first time when I got the email, oh, the president would like for you to come to the interview, you know, it went into the trash. I'm like, right. Yeah. Spam. Whatever. Second time, spam. Like, this doesn't make sense.

My manager's like, do you know the president's trying to get in touch with you? Oh. Oh, you mean a real one? Oh, my gosh. So I was like, I was prepared. Like, okay, my background, check. I know they're going to be. No.

Nothing. I bet they know my blood type, everything, I'm sure. Day of. Day of. is there a room they put you in and wand you and like you can don't president obama doesn't like a print okay they tell you you they're like it was really scary because they're like you can go wherever film whatever i'm like what what do you mean like i know they're watching because where do i have and i'm like the eyes of the pictures moving like what what's going on i know

that you can shoot me at any moment yeah and so because i'm trying to figure out what stuff i can steal from the white house because you know yeah you know i did and like anything with the seal that i could put in my pocket i was trying to do that thank god but i almost got kicked out you know of the white house because he wasn't there yet and he was going to they're like oh he's gonna land go look through the window oh he's gonna land oh okay and i was like okay so right about then i started thinking about all the people who said i wasn't gonna make it and me being a comedian and when i first moved to california and the husband at the time left you know this is not you're not you're never gonna make it nobody loves you that kind of thing in

that moment i'm going you're gonna see this you know you're gonna see this and it's gonna justify all the pain everything so as the helicopter is landing here i'm like oh my god hallelujah thank I mean I'm just like you know the brother is landing his own helicopter in his yard what and so you see people talking into their wrists like I'm like oh lord I'm gonna get shot

I'm gonna get shot but the people who like actually clean up the White House that kind of those kind of wonderful people that work there they thought it was exciting because they see it all the time so it was nothing to them but for me I'm like you're like mama I made it you know so that was amazing so then when he came

out with his fine self you know he's a cute president you know you put somebody in the suit and that's that powerful you know i'm saying he's kind of on the he's sexy hot in a suit you know and um the first lady wasn't around so i figured i can act a fool you know yeah so and he's like hey now did you plan before to steal the show no just natural you i'm a hot mess okay they tell us okay make sure you okay you're gonna be sitting down you stand up you shake his hand and you and then all of a sudden like he's there and i'm like mr murray and i just hugged him and i was like were you scared you're gonna get shot in that moment yeah the whole time the whole time everybody's looking at me because they're like is she gonna get it together you

know like what's gonna happen because i'd already freaked out yeah you know so i don't know what they already told them you know but i'm like okay so he's like uh you can let go because i was like like i'm not supposed to hug him and i'm hugging him and now i'm having this conversation in my head meanwhile i haven't let go you're still embracing yes and i was like how long do you think the hug was it to me it seemed like hours but when he the president is telling you could you let go please you know that's time yeah it's time to let go but then i was like get it together okay so i asked my questions on like oh i'm barbara walter in this thing i'm getting the question looking them in the eye and then i messed up right at the end with a stupid lipstick

I was like okay now I'm gonna give you something for your first wife and he's like uh something you know that I don't yeah I'm like oh yeah you only had you know it's supposed to be the first lady I was like oh I think it's amazing though the first wife

it's hot you know it's not like a sister wife situation no everyone knows Michelle is so out of his league but I knew at the time that she could take me you know so like her arms You better be scared of Michelle Obama. I love Michelle Obama. Don't we all?

I think she's amazing. I think so, too. So I think she should run also. She could be the vice president. You know what I like about her? I'm not sick of her. Oh. At this point in, you know, the term.

Out of an eight-year presidency. I am so sick of seeing that woman's face. And I'm sick of seeing what she's wearing. I'm still not sick of Michelle. Like, I'm going to be sad when I don't see her. What? Who will bring the glamour? I don't know.

I'm nervous. Me, too. Anyway. Bring the glamour. Well, I'm with her, so I'm sure that she's going to have nice little pantsuits. Yes. Yes. She has been wearing better pantsuits lately.

I like that. We had a talk. Cerulean pantsuit. Yeah. Cerulean's a great color on a blonde. I interviewed her also, and I made sure I wore a pantsuit, and she was impressed. So there you go. She loves a pantsuit.

And I did. I'm like, look, now, when you get in the White House, I need some food, because we went to the White House, and they're showing us all these dinner rooms, and they didn't give us no food. I was going to ask. You didn't get fed? We didn't get not a crumb. So I'm like, this time, if you want me to come to the White House,

I'm going to need a sandwich or something. You need a little buffet or something. Give me something for me. I love in your book, and I quote, you talk about the idea of, like, that children should stop being, getting asked, like, what do you want to be when you grow up? Right. Because it's more about, like, what do you want to do right now?

Exactly. Because you started, you're like a late bloomer. Yes, very, very late. I mean, not that late. No, I'm late to moving to California, late to doing stand-up, very late to getting in. I'm old for YouTube. When you think of YouTubers, they're like, I mean, beauty gurus are 12 and 13 and 14. I'm like, I wasn't even allowed to wear makeup, but okay.

And they're having their own YouTube channels and making their own lives and making their own money. So it's proven to you that they can do it. So why are you waiting to like, oh, when you're 23, 24, what do you want to be? Because guess what? you still might not know yeah yeah a lot of people don't know you still don't know so you're supposed to wait all this time to do that no what do you want to do now let's encourage whatever that activity is now back to the lady gang whenever we have a guest on we always ask two questions what is number one what is your hollywood heartbreak you talked about some of the struggles

so what is your number one biggest letdown the thing you didn't get the job you didn't get the person who said no to you? Oh my goodness. Well, I've had quite a few heartbreaks, but, um, you know, I, I don't know if you know about this, but I used to, well, when I, when I first got here, it was like, which heartbreak? When I first got here, I had a husband and we were doing just fine, I thought. And then about six months, it was like, okay, I see that you're going to be going to comedy clubs. And you know, there's mostly guys, that kind of a thing. So maybe that got to them. It's one of those things I'll never know, but I did write about them in my book is you okay and overall i hope that he's proud of me even though and i hope that if he's married

again that she looks like foot you know she looks like fun just kind of hoping that you know since i'm wearing green lipstick you know maybe she can be like you know but uh that was pretty devastating because i thought i had it all you know and he just left yes and it sometimes those things were definitely those things helped because i couldn't rely on his money he's gone i couldn't rely on anything it's like if i wanted to stay here you have to figure it out glozel you have to go back home i came here with a husband a cat and dog and he took the cat and the dog on top of it so now it's just me brutal brutal okay and then i had to move out on a little fancy place in studio city and i went to off of crickshaw with me and there was just one mouse i hope it was just

one you know never just one we've learned that on the lady i was like oh my goodness but i'm still doing my stand-up and that so when youtube came around i i started going to the tonight show and then from the tonight show i started on don't skip over this yada yada yada from the tonight show i started doing um vlogs and youtube why why what happened at the tonight show this is amazing we hear about this don't tell everything because you have to get the book to read it yeah give a little teaser but give a little tease of what happened jay leno you dick well now um i was going to the tonight show because i i didn't know what else to do with my life i was that it was right around that time i'm like oh maybe i'll be encouraged if i can see

what everyone else is doing when i grew up to time to the tonight show was everything to a comic if you got a thumbs up from johnny carson who was the host before then because y'all about 12 years though y'all might not know thank you your life was made you know overnight you know you can have your own show the sky's the limit so I had that real love and obsession with the tonight show so I started going every time I think about it I was going and going and going I was like I'm just watching the show and I started writing a blog and from the blog I started vlogging and talking to people in the line and everything and one day I got called to the green room and I was like this is it this is the moment this is what i 600 shows later mind you two years

every day every day every day 600 shows and so everybody knew who i was because the the audience is about as black as us you know it was just me you know in the band i was like i would tell people i was related to everybody in the band because the band was black me that's it I was like okay and so I get called to the green room and they said that you're no longer allowed to be here that's it do you know why I found out later from a podcast here John Melendez who doesn't he was saying that you know they just had enough because I was telling everything now they have a blog before whatever you saw that was it so I was like oh yeah you know what they stopped the show today because this happened and blah blah you know i was there you're giving

all the behind the scenes of it yeah it didn't even seem like a big deal and now they're probably doing it themselves they probably hired someone to do it now that yeah but because then it's a blog you know that someone just you know writing in this you know virtual diary kind of a thing this reminds me of what kelty always talks about creating your own job yes and there's so few people that do it and actually succeed and this is such a testament to that you literally just made up your own job right i was i got fired from a make-believe job that is creative that's impressive you made it such a job that you were able to be fired it's free to come here how do i get fired from this and so from that i was like what am i gonna talk about in my vlogs and i just

started talking about myself and people were like we weren't watching that because you were interviewing people we were watching it because of you and i said really and so from there so when i think of youtube um i'm so loyal and so because you know people take vows with you and they left you know people who i was obsessed with and loved you gotta leave but here's youtube who saved my life basically so what's the ish moment what is the moment where you were the ish right now i'm other than right now moment or like walking into the green room at jay luna before and then the world just crashed because it happened to be the one time my mom came to the show so i was like i had to walk out and tell her like mom we gotta go yeah on top of it you know

here's her baby who was married and he was a doctor at the time oh he's still a doctor and so now you have nothing and now you have this fool that's out here going to a show every day and now you got fired from that you know like she's not doing well she's not doing good so that's all that when I saw the president land like that was like you can't justify you know like I did it somebody saw something in me you might be the most inspirational human we've ever had

100% I feel like I want to go take my life okay take your life no no I mean like live my life I just want to die now I just want to take my life I mean like take charge of my life I missed a word it's okay everyone it's okay

alright so a little fun we're gonna play a round of F Mary chuck comedian yeah yeah i know naughty girl i know to participate you have to okay you can plead the fifth once do i do i pick the people we pick i pick the people so i'm gonna give you three and then we're all gonna play okay okay so here we go f mary chuck comedian style number one the first round chris rock sarah silverman ellen becca you're first i mean would you f who'd you marry who'd you check f chris rock yeah yes um sarah silverman i think i would chuck her even though life almost just chucked her because she had that health scare

and so i feel bad saying this but she had a brush with death yes she did but that doesn't take away from the fact that i want all of ellen's money oh but sarah is not too broke herself no But Ellen is definitely richer. That's a whole different one. Come on. I want to be Portia. Jack. I know that's right.

You want to be Portia? Yes. I want to be Portia. I want Portia. She's hot. That was my exact answer. I go back to all my answers from previous, and it's like, I want to marry the richest person, so Ellen is my wife.

Okay. What do you think? Chris Rock, Sarah Silverman, Ellen. Well, I like Ellen, but obviously she gets around or something. I think I will go- Wait, you don't want to do the sister wives thing that you're trying to do the Obamas? No. Just for Obama.

maybe okay um i i will go with sarah civil man because i think that she's really hilarious and maybe we can like you're gonna go with her what you're gonna marry her okay who are you gonna have sex with hurry up and ellen or chris rock i'm thinking porsche is happy so you're chilling ellen because chris rock i can't believe i'm saying this i'm just saying that some african-american males don't do a lot of things and i'm just saying that ellen what am i saying like doing so i'm just saying that i'm a chug like i know that ellen must work chris isn't going down on you i'm just saying that i know that ellen is is a fun person she's putting in work um i think lord have mercy what am i saying i what i heard you said did y'all spike this mic or something

I would F Sarah Silverman because she's been looking really good. She's pretty. She's very pretty. She's really got her glam on and it's amazing. She's always been pretty, yeah. I'm going to Chuck Ellen because I heard she's not as nice as her TV persona and that always disappoints me. I've always heard that too. And I would marry Chris

Rock. But you know what? They say that about powerful women. I know. So sometimes maybe she's nice. People run you over and sometimes they respond to you when you act like a crazy person. 100%. Okay, next round. I agree with you. Next round.

We have F. Mary Chuck, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart, Tina Fey. You're going first. Okay. You look so surprised. Jon Stewart. I love him. I love him. Mary for a long-term relationship, Mary?

Yeah. Yeah. I want to play in his hair. Okay. Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer. She's kind of raunchy, so I'm thinking she's... F.

And then you're going to Chuck Tina Fey? This was a tough one. That was a tough one. Yeah, but it was tough. Because I guess I could marry Tina Fey. But no, she's going to be the one that has to be Chuck. Because Amy is up and coming, and she's on the up and up. She's on the up and up.

You want to ride that. You want to marry that for publicity. Becca? I'm going to marry Tina Fey. Who? I think she'd make a fabulous wife. She's also probably the wealthiest. Do you think she's richer than Jon Stewart?

Jon Stewart's way richer. He's way richer. Yeah. damn um i would be mine i know but i'm not gonna take him i think i still want to marry tina fey love wins and amy schumer would be a really good time in bed so john stewart gets the axe jack i would like to settle down and have an amazing life with john stewart thank you and maybe steal him from you um yeah amy schumer is definitely freaky in bed so i would sleep with her and then just out of tina fey i love tina fey but if it's if i gotta check one it's gonna be

I feel like Amy might talk about sex so much that she might be bad you know sometimes when people all they do is talk about sex it's kind of boring I guess she'll try Jon Stewart is for sure your husband I'm gonna go Tina Fey because I feel like she's that like under girl

vibe and like doesn't she have like a little bit of like she's definitely had sex with Amy Poehler like I'm sure you think so really yeah they're so close okay last round this one's for you jack got me thinking this one's for you jack yes adam sandler yes larry david come on girl why is he on the list chelsea handler we're in love he's hilarious okay

chelsea handler layer david and adam sandler jack you're starting um okay obviously i would marry larry david because he is the love of my life always and forever um i would definitely bone chelsea because she also seems freaky in bed and i do not think adam sandler is funny so he's getting chalked okay well um the first uh the mary yep adam sandler because he's he i love snl and he's coming from there and so and i think i think he has some good ones in him you know he's done some good stuff on netflix and i'm okay and um sleep uh at sleep with chelsea or larry i guess i have to say chelsea because you've seen the topless selfies on instagram And one thing, I think that she's a wild person and maybe she'll, I don't know, be happy.

We can hold hands or something. I don't know. I've never been with all of them. And goodbye to Larry David? Goodbye to Larry David because he's probably all over the place. Like, oh, what are we supposed to do? Oh, I don't know what we're supposed to do. Let's go out.

I don't want to go out. You know? So I think that he's just. Definitely, yes. I think that he's like that. Yeah. He's my rock your world. I'm sick of fighting over Larry David with you.

I'm going to get rid of Adam Sandler because that's just I've got to and you know what I believe in you Adam actually you know what I don't know this is tough I think Chelsea Handler

I'll marry Chelsea she needs love in her life and the way she treats her dogs I think is so amazing but she don't treat all humans like that does she not what's that Heather McDonald allegedly reportedly

allegedly reportedly and then maybe i would sleep with larry david just to say it and make jack jealous i wanted you to do that because that's the only place you go with larry that i don't go sexual yes yeah and it freaks me out thinking of larry david this is why i am much more i'm a bigger fan of larry david i'm willing to bone him okay i don't think did you hear that well on that note he's probably gonna be like nah yeah he probably was like she's not my type yeah well all on that note. I'm sure you guys want to take advice from us. So when we're coming

back, we are going to be answering your Ask the Lady Gang questions. Hold tight. Hey, ladies! Funk it. Ask the Lady Gang. Somehow I became a lesbian since I've been in this show. We do love each other so much.

This happens. Okay, guys. So for our last portion of our podcast, we're going to be answering questions from our listeners and you're going to help give advice. And your life is on point. I can see that ring, and I know that you have figured it out. Girl, husband's later. It just takes a couple.

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There you go. Okay, so if you guys have questions, write in at our website, theladygang.com, or you can email us. so our first question comes from alva on email and she says hi ladies i've been doing gymnastics for as long as i can remember but lately i haven't felt the same happiness as i used to feel at practices i have another passion which is musical theater but i'm too sentimental to just quit gymnastics and start doing something else i'm just really confused and torn what should i do girl quit gymnastics because gymnastics gonna quit you yeah so you better pick up that guitar

whatever you try to do and try to make a life yes i mean it would be i gave up gymnastics to pursue musical theater so like this is my younger self writing in um yeah it will end there is no future there's no good life because you're out of gymnastics at 14 yeah i know those russians are done at 16 their life's over yeah it's a shorter career span it's the worst career span girl that's not there's no senior citizens still like doing backflips you're out i'm a senior citizen and i can still do a backflip though you can yeah it's a good party trick i've tried to do a cartwheel and i can't do it anymore yeah okay so that's it all right on that note anyways we crushed your dream quit sorry girl all right our next question comes from laura and she says i'm

recently engaged and my fiancee and i are planning our wedding ourselves we are dedicated to paying for the reception mostly ourselves and it is already adding up in the meantime we still want to go out on our weekly date nights what are your best affordable or even free date night ideas you have with a significant other i love a great hike and i love a walk around the block my favorite evenings with my husband yeah when when we just make like a to-go mug of tea and take our dog and just walk around the block and just see the neighborhood and just talk and be focused like that's the best date you can go on other than like you know a nice dinner where you get plastered and like have sloppy sex when you get home but that's like you know for a free date a nice walk around

the block i think that she's marrying the wrong person because she's about that money and if you got to save up then you need to think about that because that's going to bother you you know later on down the aisle if you save enough for a reception and you're like i still want to go out but kind of no you you know find somebody else okay yeah i guess you have a certain lifestyle it is it's not gonna work out i'm letting you know i've got husbands down the road i'm telling you you've heard it here first ladies don't do it yeah i like the walking i love taking the dog you don't think that girl don't know about walking but sometimes you have to have a renewed sense of appreciation for free she don't want to do that she's hoping like maybe jack can give me a coupon

or something like no you broke you need to find your sugar daddy that's what you want i would like to say a new jack vanek product would really spice up your relationship jesus okay so question one we've broke two people's dreams so far yeah let's see if we can make it a third perfect okay our last make sure to buy her inspirational memoir is it okay directly but real like you know you really don't have the right one you really do quit gymnastics quit your fiance yeah what's next okay last question comes from katie she says i recently got engaged and picked all my brides mates the problem is most of them live very far away and one in particular hardly even seems happy for me let alone psych to be a part of the wedding i've dreamt of this so long and i don't even feel

special am i being a bridezilla will the excitement come when the wedding is closer or should i be concerned that i'm in this without my squad it's not her wedding she doesn't need to be excited what it's not her wedding that's not her squad they don't even like her she's just picking people like oh you cute and you little and you probably can afford to come to the wedding so i'm inviting you but she's like i mean did you hear me what she said no people don't like you you need to elope save your money or whatever i've dreamt of this day disney has done you wrong girl yeah it's done you wrong yep i will say the people that get so disappointed in their weddings are the ones that really have a big dream she hasn't even gotten to the wedding

like your wedding is like a lot like your senior prom like you think about it for so long and you plan the dress and you're all ready and then it ends and you're like oh shit i just got to get up and have pancakes the next day like it's not it really your focus is like you're marrying the guy she didn't mention him exactly he's he is he excited we don't even know she don't care how's your how's your hubby don't worry she wanted to picture look nice on facebook that's the thing it's like yeah she wants her instagram picture you gotta be excited for yourself and the person you're marrying it ain't gonna get better honey so if it's not exciting in the beginning it's just gonna go down so find somebody to make you happy that you you're talking about him you're like i

don't care if you come to the wedding because it's about me and jim it's the same thing about like when girls dream about their prince charming and it's like nobody's ever gonna meet those expectations your wedding is not going to be perfect and you better just be stoked on it yourself because not everybody's gonna be stoked on your show 100 well i think we were really harsh We were blunt today. Sorry about the tough love. And I liked it. I want to do this.

It's going to save you. We were so James Blunt today. We were friends today. We were friends. We were good friends. I think we're going to take inspiration from you and be way blunter. Yeah. You have to be.

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