LadyGang - Hot or Not Quickie: The Jorts Edition

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

This week we’re rating it all: Why does everything have to be a trend? Who decided sardines are suddenly chic? And where do we land on the great jorts debate? Plus, the ultimate divisive fashion statement—Birkenstocks with socks. From bizarre TikTok obsessions to foodie fads and questionable footwear, Becca, Jac, and Keltie are calling it like they see it. Some things are hot, some are definitely not—and some are just plain confusing.Check out our amazing sponsors!!Hiya: Your kids need good vitamins! Get 50% off at HiyaHealth.com/ladyApretude: Prevent HIV! Talk to your doctor and learn more at Apretude.com or call 1-888-240-0340See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, The Hollywood Girl Posse. With Lady Gang Quickie, here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang Quickie. I am Becca here with Jack and Kelty. Hello. Kelty, what was that face massage you were doing? Oh, well, you know, I actually went, it was amazing. Okay. I did a treat yourself. There's

a place on Ventura. I don't even want to tell you what it is cause it's so good. Now everyone's going to go, but it's called Kosha. Fine. You can share her. Um, and they do a facial and it's called the ultimate facial. Actually a lady gang member DM'd me about it months ago. She doesn't everything facial, but it's, it's actually not really a facial. Like, yes, they wash your face and they put like an enzyme mask on, but like, there's no distract. There's no, they're not even a steam. That's how non-facial it is. But they do 80 minutes of face massage and they do your head, your whatever, they do your eyeballs. They go, you have to take all your earrings out. They go in your ears, they go in your mouth, they go in your nose and it, and then they put the red light

on you. And it was so revolutionary that I think I really needed it for my brain, but then I'm laying there with the red light and she's doing Reiki or whatever, like energy. And I'm like, this can't be real. You guys, I was like stunted. I could not move. I felt as if there was a second body floating above my first body. And then like, it was incredible. So anyway, I'm really in my face massage, but, um, I'm going to a birthday party tonight. And I, in the morning, I've been like trying to do a face massage to like wake it up. But I also got like these torture tools for my friend whose birthday it is from Kosha. Well, I can't show you, but it's like a stick. It's a podcast. It's like literally a microneedler, but not a needler on a huge roller that you roll all

over your head and your face. It's incredible. That sounds awesome. It has little pokies. Yeah, it was $30. Wait, now I need to show you. I want to see this. Everyone on YouTube will want to see it because we have a YouTube. Hey, we have a YouTube. You can watch it on YouTube. Oh yeah. Look. Ooh, that's fun. Oh, it looks like a meat cleaver. It does, but it's like a roller. Very, very spiky. And it is. You roll it on your leg? I roll everything. You roll your face, you roll your knees, you roll your body, you roll everything. All right. Roll it. Okay. Roll it. This, this episode was inspired by Jack's manicure. Wait, what do you mean it's inspired by my manicure you've been posting about wanting their perfect nail

polish color and you can't find it and but I feel like you've been on it you do it every time it's clear it's like a clear color I've been to three nail places and they're like no we don't have that I'm like how do you not have clear it blows my mind because up in LA they had clear But for some reason in Orange County, we're not doing like a... Just ordered the hard gel. I did. I did. I'm bringing it with me because I'm like, this is ridiculous.

I can't wait. What do we think of the glazed donut nail? I don't like the fact that we are calling everything a thing. You know? I don't either. Like why does everything have to have... The glazed donut face. Yeah.

And like the blueberry cupcake, whatever. It's like everything doesn't have to be... No. What's the blueberry cupcake? Like I've not heard this. No, it was like a blue, like a light blue shimmery nail was like some sort of thing. And then like now they're having, it's like, it's called like an on-call look or something like that.

Have you heard that? What's that? You know, when like models do like their call, like on, but not on call. What's it called? Off-duty model. No. What's it called when a model like goes to a showing? A casting?

A go-see. A go-see nail? No, it's not a nail. It's a look. and it's like people are just wearing jeans and a tank top and it's just this basic look but there it's like it's my go see look like that's what it's called now yeah yeah but it's a thing but it's like everything has to be a thing it can't just be like i'm just wearing jeans and a tank top i hate to break it to you bitches but i'm also in jeans and a t-shirt right now i don't

look like a model going to a go see unless you are six feet tall and 80 pounds that you're not looking like a go see okay just call it a tank top and jeans that's what i'm saying everything has to have a name it's like just it's or like haircuts and stuff it's like can we just do can i just have a layer you know i but some of us need a label we need something to search into pinterest but i will say this that um becca you are beautiful special princess and you look absolutely gorgeous i am very excited actually when you talked about model go see the victoria secret shows coming back um and i feel like this is i feel like we're in our fantasy era with the taylor swift wedding happening like i just want glitter and i want to be taken off earth like

it's a bucket dumpster fire of earth and i just want as many fantasy activities we've got wicked two coming out this fall we've got the victoria's secret fashion show it's like i'm unemployed coming out now november with the same people all together like they shot both movies at the same time yeah so we're gonna get the full we're gonna get the full fantasy we have jennifer lopez coming out in kiss of a spider woman like we've got it's gonna we have a full fantasy fall coming so i just want to know what to do with our fantasy fall like this is just your fantasy ball none of those things have brought any my blood pressure look is the same after jennifer lopez playing in The Spider-Man movie is not giving fantasy.

No, not a Spider-Man movie. Oh, what is it? The Kiss of the Spider-Woman. It's a very famous Broadway show. Oh. And it's like, it's a fantasy sequence because the guy's in jail and he's dreaming about her. And I think this might be her Oscar, which means we're going to get Jennifer Lopez at awards season, which is full fantasy, guys. Oh, my God.

No, thanks. I just love that Jack thought jail was going to be in a Spider-Man movie. Yeah, she's playing Ms. Spider-Wish. I've never heard Secrets of a Spider-Woman before. I've watched that. Honestly, that would be the first Spider-Man I would ever watch. If J-Lo was Spider-Man and she had, but she just had the, everything, but then the big Chris, Chris McMillan blowout from the Super Bowl.

Do you know what I want? What? Do you know what I want? i need tina fey or amy poehler or kristen wigg i think it would be so funny to remake marvel movies but like with basic bitches right and just like like the bridesmaids version yes yes like take it as seriously as these stupid men do and like show the ridiculousness that is these marvel movies it's the fantastic four but it's just four of us going to marshall's on saturday yeah just smell candles yeah and if we don't find a pumpkin spice in the middle of summer the earth will die

you know yeah i love it it's iron it's like it's iron man but he's just trying to get the kids to drop off in the drop-off line no it's iron man but it's just me trying to get my iron up and doctors refusing to give me an iron infusion that's iron man okay speaking of marshalls something's happening um and it's a trend that i saw marshalls but you know they're always trend forward but it's the tinned fish as a logo sardines i need to talk about it sardines have been around for a while they're on their way out it's already on its way out because everywhere i go it's like the chic coastal girl dinner sardines like sardine pajamas. I'm being given them on Instagram, sardine bags. Like even the journals,

my sacred journals are like sardines. And I'm just wondering when you go to, where did I go? Spain. There is the town that makes the sardines and they eat them. They have a sardine festival. That Madrid, that's no, no, that's the only place you can eat, have the sardines. I just wonder what about a small like we used to eat sardines when i was a kid because we were poor you know what i mean like is sardines the fish are you trying to celebrate are you trying to think of lisbon yeah lisbon lisbon is the sardine festival well my thing about sardines is you know these people are all posers they're not actually eating the sardines yeah it should be you can only wear a lady gang shirt if you listen to lady gang and you can only wear a sardine pajama if you eat sardines

If you're eating a can of sardines in one sitting, that's it. You know what I mean? Jack, Becca just gave the biggest sigh. Like she is so upset about the sardines. Are you looking at it? I'm just, it's, yeah, like just these festivals and things. Don't worry about me. Okay.

She's like fun? Ew. She's like fun? No. Okay. So tinned fish were out, right? Yeah. I mean, tinned, they've just, they've definitely been around for a while that I think it's

going to be one of those things that is going to be quite shoogie soon it's the new um what's the lady who makes the pottery that's like eat drink oh yeah flower yeah oh yeah you always remember this woman's name and i i can't remember you know it i know home goods yep and she's like spoon oh my god lady gangs are yelling at themselves in their car right now it's fine guys it's fine the lady gang okay next i want to just ask you about something i did i realized i'd given up on life yesterday just yesterday yeah i know well every day is a new day it's a new beginning so i um i looked down at my feet at work i was wearing sweatpants and i had my pilates socks still on but then I had my socks my socked foot put in a like a you know the plastic like flip

flop not a flip flop a slide that everyone's wearing like the cloud slides yeah it's like all the kids are wearing this and I looked down and I was like a sock in a yeezy type sandal is like I've given up on life but then I saw the kids wearing it and then I did a deep dive into trends And apparently like the trend is back from the nineties, which is like a sock with a Birkenstock. Yeah. Stocks and stocks and socks. What?

Stocks and socks. Birkenstocks and socks. Stocks and socks. Wow. That's been around forever too. Leanne Morgan was on Amy Poehler's podcast and she said, she's like, I love Gen Z or is it Gen Z?

Yeah. She goes, they're so precious. They all dress like they have the flu. They do. do and that is nothing is more accurate than that they all walk around dressed like they have the flu like a oversized shirt socks and a slide yeah sick day yeah it's like pajamas you know what's so crazy is i just saw a tiktok uh at a high school and it was like these three high school

girls but they were wearing business casual outfits and i'm like are we now circling back so hard i hope that we're in like 2012 again because it's like you know the trends so many things i can wear wait like a like like a business casual like a blazer and a statement necklace with a kitten heel to the bar it wasn't exactly that but it was like it was like it was like a businessy blouse with like a trouser and i was like this is so it's it's aging them so much which is so bizarre because i'm like you look like you're 40 but you're in high school but like maybe this is the new thing but and then like a face of makeup and i'm like this is crazy they're ready Well, no, I hate the youth because they said there's no jobs. Um, good luck. Uh, no, I hate

this because I, I want and feel that it is very necessary for the youth to go through an ugly phase. Look what happened to Becca Tobin. She didn't, you know what I mean? You were never ugly. I was. My ugly face was so long. My ugly face was so long too, Jack. Mine lasted until I was like 30. Mine lasted until now. It's still happening.

But no, like I'm talking ugly face. Like we didn't know what to do with the hair. Bad teeth. Bad makeup. I had porcelain braces, okay? Oh yeah, that's ugly. Well, that's the problem now too. Again, I saw on Instagram the other day and it was-

They don't even need braces. They're back by the way, porcelain braces. They are? i can't believe we haven't figured out braces by people do invisalign now which is like even worse to be honest i just i want like you need to be ugly for a bit well kids aren't kids that was the thing where it's like they were comparing like 12 year olds it was like selena gomez when she was 12 compared like northwest when she was 12 and apple martin and like all these kids like when they were you know miley cyrus when she was a teenager and ashley tisdale and then they're

comparing it oh my god that was so amazing god she out that's all i wanted oh i needed to update you guys i won't be wearing a butterfly top to um lady world do you want mine to wait no i don't because i don't think i'm going to either but before you say your thing i'm gonna say this really quick about lady world because people are asking about y2k clothes just look up ashley tisdale yeah that's what i was gonna say like a skirt over a skirt over the jeans and the layered tanks i was like a fedora is that what you're gonna do no no i was looking up inspo and i'm gonna keep mine a surprise because i think are you going costume because kelty's going costume no my mom was freaking out too because she was like i want a dress but i don't want to do y2k

i'm wearing the spice girls dress oh right right right but my mom is like i'm just saying a normie and she's wearing a polka dot like kind of one like a little jumpsuit and then she got ridiculous like y2k glasses for 5.99 that have butter rhinestone butterflies and it's blue you don't have to go full it is it's not a costume party like you can just wear all all white wear a choker wear all white wear a bond dutch hat like wear what you wore to the backstreet boys like i am telling when people don't know i'm saying just wear all white and act like you're in the millennium cover. I spilled Celsius on myself and that's why I'm in the bathroom. Hold on. Okay. Um, I can't believe you guys aren't mad at me for drinking

Celsius. I mean, I was going to say something, but why didn't you? How for sure? I was just actually, you know, I'm still drinking the Celsius that you accidentally sent to my house, Kelty. See, it's my fault. Everything is me. Okay. I want to ask you about something else. Um, um i as you guys know my dad is the king of the jorts and i recently got some jorts and i don't hate them and i'm terrified and then like a long jort jorts are in no i know that's what i wanted to know what do you think what are you wearing them with a stocking sock can you send us a picture of how long what length are they they're like below the knee okay so they're like a no it's like a baggy baggy it's like as if you had like a high-waisted

baggy pant jean and it turned it goes down but it's hemmed and i put it on it's like a cool here's the thing you can only wear it with a heel i don't think you can wear it with a flat well you probably could do a flat i don't know but i just am i giving up on life like no i know because that's those those are that's like a fashion statement i know but then everyone's like jorts jorts and i'm like but is is someone is this like a miranda priestly who's at the top of vogue being like what should what ridiculous shing should we tell them that they need to buy this season and then they're like yeah jorts and then everyone buys the jorts and we look like idiots because like it's not a good look no it's in the it girls are wearing jorts would you wear a jort becca

I was just trying to pull up a picture of me in a jort. Oh. Would you wear a jort, Jack? I don't like my calves. I'd have to figure out like a situation of what to do with them. Okay. Well, anyway, jorts, Bostons with socks and no fish. You know what?

I just feel so bad because someone we know is getting married and we were talking about the sardines and then I just looked at the wedding invite and it's got- There's sardines on it. That's not a sardine. What is that? It's like a fish. It's just a fish. That's not like a sardine themed.

Right. It's not in the tin. The sardines are like in the tin. Yeah. It's not in the tin. Okay. We love you, Jorts. We weren't here for a long time.

We were here for a good time. Bye. Social support from Kali Kolera. Editing from Jared Monaco. Producing from Steve Delameter. And iconic hosting, creating, and being the gang gang of all gangs by Becca Tobin, Jack Vanek, and Kelty Knight. Kelty Knight support by Derek Haley.

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