LadyGang - International LadyGang Day

Episode Date: December 10, 2019

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Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kilty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. I'm Becca Tobin here with Jack Fannick and Kelty Knight.

Happy Lady Gang. International Lady Gang. Why did you decide it was international? I think that's because we have fans all over the world, Jack. Okay, ready? Happy International Lady Gang Day. What does that even mean? Well, it's something I made up for us.

I'm sick of all these f***ing, it's International Pancake Day. And I was like, you know, in, in all seriousness, we were, we, we have had, we had this amazing summer tour. We got to meet so many women out there. They were so cool. Like people bringing us gifts and like stories and crying. And like, it was just so overwhelming that then one night I dreamt up this idea of like a way in which we could give back to the lady gang community, because other than blessing

them with this great media to listen to on their commutes yeah we don't do that much i mean every once in a while we help a girl out you know but we we haven't ever done like a thank you for your acts of service towards the lady gang thanks for telling your friend and your mom and supporting us and making us a success so i thought how cool would it be to do like an international lady gang and it's not like friendship day or like boyfriend day it's like your fucking lady gang day like it's not just now because when i see national best friend day that's rude why because i'm not that's not exactly what i meant but why because it's like you can only tag one best friend like what if you have a whole gang of best friends i'm sure no one's gonna come after you if you

tag more than one i'm sure but this is different this is lady gang day and so this has been we've had 10 days well 9 days leading up to this episode on the 10th the reason we chose the 10th is because today is Tuesday technically our 4 year anniversary of the podcast was on the 8th

of December isn't that nuts and so this is the closest day on the podcast and so for the last 9 days we have done so many fun things we've given stuff away people have won gift cards and treats and whatever and we've called you and facetimed you and like it has been so amazing and it all ends today with this episode international lady gang

day episode okay is it time for yeah cool good week yes it is bad week oh no uh kelty you seem pretty enthusiastic why don't you kick us off go ahead sure my bad week i have been deep in a fun time of laser hair removal for the last year um and your bikini i've been doing brazilian bikini so butthole and brazilian uh-huh and you know i'm never i'm never quite whole and butthole and vagina brazilian is the butthole yeah you don't have to say butthole with it she just really wants i just want to say butthole um so the thing is is that when you're an adult and you're like on your seventh laser hair removal like no one actually stops to be like here's what you should do prior to laser hair removal like i'm still a little bit in the dark

do i shave how many days ahead do i shave the place you go to doesn't tell you i mean they probably should have maybe they didn't they probably did and you didn't listen they probably gave you a pamphlet it's like when you use that stupid rodan and feel suction on the wrong part of your face and then i had to sit for like four weeks anyway so i'm not like not 100 sure but what what troubles me about laser hair removal is that i'll shave and then you can't see where the hair is how do i know that you're like getting the spots because i keep getting like the front of me is like a bald little baby's head but like the innards it's not going as well but is it because you have hairs on your vagina that are lighter i don't know the answer because laser hair removal

only works for dark hair well i think my butt hair is dark i'm almost positive i'm sure so although but i will say something about your butthole hair it is finer oh it's finer than your but what i've noticed because i have gotten laser hair removal and it's i'm just like a seal down there yeah but i do like on the end like the inner two i still have hair left but it's because it's lighter and they just can't get light hair so maybe you it's not that it's dark it's just not yeah okay are they getting in there yeah like do they open up the yes door the london gate london bridge is open so but here's what happened this last time i went this is why it's my bad week so like i shaved and then like it was a couple days and i like was a little lazy and so i don't

know that i had like the best like ready to go and so i'm on the table and she has me in butterfly open and she's like huh yeah i'm just gonna shave this down a bit so she gets out a big razor and the lady is like in my like fully in my vagina shaving it pulling the lip shaving it and then she's like she's like yeah there's too much hair in your butt do you want me to shave your butt i'm like i'll get it next time like i was like this is so to me because first of all when you go get like a wax or laser like that's full light you are in the fluorescence i am full naked because i'm getting all other parts done too i'm just laying there with the big blue blockers on and i'm like yeah yeah it's fine and she's like a dry shave too a dry shave and i felt so embarrassed

because i was like oh yeah sorry and then i was like i don't want to be known as one of those people that doesn't take care of their vagina you did not keep your crotch top notch i did not keep my crotch top notch but you're keeping that off the shoulder t-shirt you are constantly moving around the neckline of your shirts when we talk podcast i know is that like a nervous thing yeah what is it yeah yeah also i have never seen a boat neck like that i haven't either in a long time is it from you like stretching it is this supposed to be a v-neck this is the shape of Neither of you is wearing a bra. Okay.

I have a thick shirt on, though. My nipples are hurt. Sometimes it's not about the thickness of the shirt. I have a good week. Okay, go. I want to tell you that I love the Taylor Swift Lover album. Is it? It's a good week.

It's out top to bottom. It's bops. Reputation was not for me. Bops. But Lover? Cool. Is it because I'm in love? Probably.

Am I in love? I don't know. anyway that's your husband no i'm in love but i'm not like new in love where she's like i don't know okay go jack your turn oh my god um okay my good week is that and this is also a good week for becca what kirby enthusiasm is coming back january 29th been too long it's been too long and i had a friend that was working on it and i know it got put on hiatus for a while so they didn't know when they were going to release it. Larry also doesn't really have any sort of a calendar

when he releases new episodes. He doesn't care. He's so rich. Yeah, he's like, I'm going to take a four-year break. So it's coming back, and I'm so fucking excited. That's going to be great for us. So good for us. Do you think we should launch a campaign to get Larry on?

Oh, no. That's what I was thinking, like a recap show. Do you want to launch a solo? You know how all Bachelor, Big Brother, they all have aftershows? You can have an aftershow. And we're just like, yeah, it was so crazy when Larry was like in the shower and like realized the soap wasn't there.

It was like, I would listen to it. You would. Yeah. Let's try it. See if anyone listens. Okay. We'll do one episode recap. Um, my bad week is that I just realized that there is a drink that is just hot.

Dr. Pepper. Have you guys ever heard about this? No. Wait, that sounds delicious. It does? Yeah, I love Dr. Pepper. Hot? And if you could put it in, like, a hot tea format?

Apparently it turns into this really syrupy, sweet... No one loves Dr. Pepper. That's a lie. I've always wondered who buys Dr. Pepper. A ton of people love Dr. Pepper. I will have a Dr. Pepper if a root beer is unavailable. If I'm hungover... Diet Dr. Pepper or diet Dr. Pepper?

I don't do diet sodas. It's disgusting. What is Dr. Pepper? I don't know. it's prune oh no i do know it's like there's prunes in it and it actually they started by making it for people who couldn't poo but there's definitely no prunes in it anymore yeah but it still makes you poo it no it doesn't it does yes if i'm hungover i really crave dr pepper and so i started drinking no but that's the that's the aftermath huh like it just tastes

so good and then i get the shits so since wait what is the flavor of dr how are you sitting here saying you hate it you don't understand and you don't know what it's like flavor of coke it doesn't have a flavor it's a cola flavor it's a cola flavor dr pepper is like cola cola what is cola from cola is cola flavor but what's cola it's the flavor of cola you know what the fuck you get a little candy a penny candy that's the shape of a cola and you eat it and you're like oh it's cola flavor is a flavor isn't cold a cola candy just a representation of coca-cola yes so but where if you're saying where does the flavor of dr pepper come from i'm not asking where the flavor of dr pepper comes from guys i'm so brain asking what the flavor is described as is it described as

pepper no okay why would i like a grape soda is grape even though it doesn't taste like grape I don't know what the flavor is, but it's delicious. What's a Sprite? Most sodas don't have a Sprite. Sprite is a lemon-lime soda. I guess you're right. Yeah, I am right. It was created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas.

You should love this. It's from Waco. Your people. Chip and Joanna. And it first served around 1885. It was the first nationally marketed. Okay, wait. Hold on.

What is the flavor? Hold on, idiots. tell me the goddamn did they have cocaine in that too i wish what is a flavor let's see i feel like all sodas were originally made as a medicine we're so off topic and i'm so chill i'm like we will not move on until i find the origin story of dr pepper if you thought we were going to continue this episode we are on a permanent hold no until back it was just a new kind of soda pop that was it soda pop dr pepper flavor profile why did a pharmacist start it because pharmacists are smart orally orally um wait okay wait oh damn dr pepper dark berry

no there's also black cherry it's not okay allegedly the recipe is kept as two halves in safe deposit boxes in two separate dallas banks no it's a unique blend of natural and artificial flavors it does not contain prune juice it doesn't no but it is a laxative there you go so dr pepper is the laxative laxative of sodas oh okay let's wait and in this wait a second and to make it super laxative laxative you heat it up oh my gosh how do i find this hot dr pepper it's a full you literally get dr pepper and put it in the microwave oh you mean they're not like serving it hot somewhere no you just make it yourself you gotta go to dr pepper pepper we used to go growing up in atlanta our yearly field trips would be to the coca-cola museum

because coca-cola started in atlanta and it is fascinating it is not fascinating it's just so weird you grow up thinking that everybody grows up going to the coca-cola museum and they don't every year every year and you would taste colas from all the lands oh that's like this is what coca-cola tastes like in japan and like you taste it isn't that weird do you have a good week bad week kids would do that no i think it's weird we go to weird days on the field there's so many rich did you go to the coca-cola family members living in atlanta shit so many rich people they have trust funds that don't run out what i know people who have trust funds that they can't possibly ever spend all the money it's crazy okay i want to be in that family same i was really born in the wrong

family my good week is um i've been doing a lot of the obey fitness at my house you have that's exciting yeah at home have you done peter yet i don't really pay attention to teachers names yeah um i've been doing it because something happened very triggering happened to me at the yoga studio recently oh no so i've always gone to the same yoga studio core power i think they have great classes it's a great establishment i've been going there for years about five to be exact and several times a week i don't get comp discounts and i don't get free classes just for the record you pay pay full price always even though i know other people who don't pay it's fun no big deal um so i'm in the class and i brought my i never bring my phone in but this was when

there was a big fire happening right and so i brought my phone in the class because i'm like god forbid i live in the hills right and fires move very fast and i have a dog at home right And I'm not going to be in a yoga class getting all zenned out. You're not going to be able to relax. I'm not going to be able to. So as long as I have my phone there and I can occasionally just like tap it and look at it and know that everything's okay, then I'm good. Well, before class even started, before it even started, I had my phone and I was sending

it on silent and then I put it under my sweatshirt and the teacher comes over and she's like, hi. So passive aggressive. Hi. we have a really strict no phones policy in class so if you would like me normally i would tell you to put in the locker but we're gonna start class so why don't i just hold it at the front of the class for you like i'm in the second grade and she can't i can't be trusted to not touch my own phone and i was like uh no i was like i'm not going to because there's fires happening all

over los angeles and i'm sorry but i'm gonna be like in touch with the rest of the world for this next hour yeah you haven't even started class yet it's not like i'm instagramming my right and the class hasn't even freaking started and you know what she did she forgot to turn the heat on because she was so busy being a busy body up in my business but then halfway through class i'm like it's like hot it's like chili in here and i know it's because she got caught up and getting in my grill no and then i was like you know what you know what you know i have a this is what i have to say oh if i'm paying an insane amount of money to work out with you don't tell me i can't bring my cell phone in like people have children people have babies i'm never gonna have a child

and not bring a cell phone into a class for an hour right is it time for an apple watch well that's what the other point that i was gonna make that's way more distracting when people have their apple watches and they're just tapping away coming up and i'm like so i think it's really yes i get it yoga you should be zen you shouldn't be able to be on your phone at all but your phone could be in the class i'm spending 30 to spend money to take your class bitch i almost left i was so mad so now you've been working out at home so i haven't been back i haven't been back wow you are pissed because you went there like a lot and you know what it is it's like the way her passive aggressive behavior treating me like a child right it was before class started right also you should

know before a class starts when there's fires literally los angeles is on fire yeah that you should just understand that like people are respectful they're in a yoga class what she could have come into has been like been like hey normally you don't allow phones in like i see yours are you like affected by the fires you are well just like you know of course like use your discretion right to distract i think you say nothing until class starts and if someone gets on their phone right i think that it does not matter what you have in the class like it's not like we had to go through a metal detector to get into the class to prove we didn't have paraphernalia but like i think it's bullshit yeah you can't be on your phone but like this is not school

you're not paying me to be here i'm paying you to be there right oh okay do you have a good week no that's why i'm working out at home oh because i'm so fired up okay you need to take peter's class because i'll be squatting with him and he's like you're a model i'm a model and it's like my favorite thing i don't think i'd like that you probably wouldn't okay all right when we come back we're gonna celebrate you the lady gang now back to the lady gang you're back you wanted to apologize for your tirade yeah i'm sorry you guys i didn't mean to go off on another woman on international lady gang day well it's very on brand i just i just really don't like being treated like a child yes you know what i mean um well happy international lady gang to all the

ladies out there i wanted to ask you a few questions about the lady gang on international lady gang day and then i have a really fun list of moments that have happened in the lady gang facebook group that we are going to talk about amazing it's so fun so can you believe the show's four years old yes i can't really remember a time without you guys i don't even it's weird thinking about life before the lady longer than four years i gotta be honest it does it does feel I always, for like the last six months, I thought it was five years. Is it five years? No.

No, four years. It's four years. Do you remember when we first started and we used to record at the Podcast One studios and we'd be like, okay, time for a picture. And we'd take our guests to the bathroom. Oh my God. To take a selfie in the mirror. I forgot about that because the lighting was the only good place.

It was so crazy, right? And we always used to, we recorded, well, nevermind. What? We were always drunk. Well, yeah, we were always drunk and we recorded on Friday nights. We did? uh-huh no we didn't yes we did because it's like the only time that worked with your schedule it was like friday nights at like 6 p.m kelty's schedule has really been the bane of our existence

it really has for four years i never want to hear about another shoot for et it is thank god becca and i have super flexible schedules this never would have worked this would never happen if some if either of us had like an actual no for sure it would be impossible like i really am scared for the day when you're like on a series again and like we're trying to figure this out because we'll have to go podcast from becca series in the bathroom i'll just leave the lady gang yeah okay you're like bye you're like i'm gonna yoga thought this was like a like a little minor side hustle yeah the side hustles become the full hustle yeah it's shocking um okay if you could go back would you join the lady gang yeah yeah for sure would you start it

would you still start it of course two years earlier i would yeah you would have started two years earlier yeah it's been the best thing of my life i think we i think we honestly started at a great time i think we started at a time where podcasts were still new but then they weren't too new that people really weren't listening to them at all and i think that like the time that we started was when everyone was getting into podcasts so then everyone was getting to know us at the same time like now i don't think new listeners enjoy our podcast as much because we know each other so well and like there's so many inside jokes it's hard to get in at this point Yeah.

Shit. You're right. Yeah. How can we shout out to the OGs? Well, one of the things that we're doing on International Lady Gang Day is that we're inviting all of our Lady Gang members to invite two friends into the Lady Gang. That's cute. The group?

The Facebook group? They're going to hate us. No, just- The new friends. No, I'm like, our group is- By the way- No, just us, not a group. No, I'm just like saying to two friends, like, hey, you know what you should do?

You should listen to the Lady Gang. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. You know, they're going to hate us. Whatever. They're not going to hate me. I'm great.

okay um what has the thing that has surprised you both the most about the show you want to go first since you created the question when i just want to i'll show you tell you something very interesting because it's the international lady gang day it's a day of love when i create these questions i don't automatically think of my answer oh i literally just write down the question the most surprising thing for me has been all the different places we've grown the brand like i always knew the podcast was you know it was great and it was going to be like successful for us like relatively but i didn't think that everything else we've kind of put our hands into would also do well yeah aside from the tv show i never i never you know one one little

fail out of a bunch of wins is pretty good it's true yeah i think we did a pretty good job the most surprising thing for me is that i've had to lie about everything in my life like my to make it cooler no to like make it like when i was a professional dancer i was like a really shit professional dancer and it would be like i would do one weird industrial where like also yeah vanessa carlton showed up and then i'd be like backup dancer for vanessa carlton like that wasn't actually like really the truth you know you were like i danced for taylor i danced with taylor swift like once you know what i mean like megan markle right they were saying that she there was like an interview with her and she was saying she like lied about being in the union for the actors

oh really her first audition and she got the job and then the casting director was like you lied to us and she got blacklisted from that casting director damn yeah i've always had to lie and like kind of like fake it till i never made it you know and with lady gang like it it was kind of instantly like a success and it's been so cool to be people for people to be like you're killing it and then be like yeah like i am killing it i'm like it's not a lie yeah i think it's surprising how easy things have been for us we've like worked our asses off but things kind of just happened and kept flowing in the way that they should without there being too much pushback or like obstacles and then i also think it's surprising not that i didn't think this but we get along so

well and none of us were good friends when we started it so it's surprising that three people can come together and be business partners without like any conflict for sure um what do you wish you could do more of in the lady gang i wish i could drink more we don't drink anymore yeah we don't drink anymore should we get drunk yes we need to like have a drunk night we should kelty you do and then like for seven weeks after you're like i can't i can't drink i just can't i can't do it so you get us all excited to start drinking again and then you just go cold turkey done and don't drink for three years should we do one like maybe we'll do like one new year's episode that we're just like wasted yeah well we should do it like an if we have another chunk yeah that

we're doing like a couple episodes over whatever we should have like a little little drinky okay okay okay i like it um what do you hate the most about the lady gang you just kidding you know what i hate i hate when someone calls us out for doing something that we had like already flagged as like oh this could be a thing but like we just we can't do anything about it like for me the lady box like when a lady box is in the hands of ups yeah i get an email and someone's like it wasn't delivered like i cannot do anything but i feel so bad yeah i can't sleep yeah that's a bummer well it's just like when things are yeah they're out of your hands you're like i don't i can't touch it i also hate that we record for like hours at a time and often i'll

have a diet coke or a salad and then i'll have diarrhea and i'll be having to like focus on the podcast but also focus on on like how to not have diarrhea why do you think you just got diarrhea i don't know probably because she doesn't like honestly it's probably the first salad you've had and no your body's like where's the snickers you're so rude you know what i hate about the lady gang your attitude jack and becca making fun of me for eating snickers i hate kelty's tiny bladder because that's another thing that happens is we have a break everybody has their bathroom break we go to record an episode we're like on a time crunch and then while one near becca is in the middle of the story kelty gets up makes a huge commotion because she has to pee all of a sudden

even though we just had a break yeah and then we get distracted and then you can't tell the story and we have such like short periods of time like right we are always rushed yeah always yeah yeah that's really hard um what is one thing you love the most about our lady gang girls and being in the lady gang two questions oh wow um i think well i was gonna say this earlier but especially in our number one our girls are so freaking cool i don't think we expected that our lady gang was gonna be so you're a loser so if they're anything like you yeah lame as shit everyone's cool except the girl that tweeted me about my sour attitude yeah um and also our our facebook group i have to say as a member of other facebook groups that quickly turn into dumpster fires at the drop of a hat

ours has stayed so cool the girls are so rad they give such good advice that sometimes when somebody posts a very questionable post and then unanimously all the advice is like i would give that i'm like you guys are what a smart bunch yeah they're so nice to each other yeah for the most part i think it's the hard work of our moderators yes because they are like in constant contact with each other what do you think what do you think and they're like have this whole system of like they take down a post but they email the person about why they're getting it taken down and then like you know anyway they definitely keep things at bay every once in a year we have like a big blow up and it's like the trolls come out like once a year it's like and then somebody burns a lady

box you know yeah and then it's like i like that it's very spirited we're done you know i actually heard in another group somebody was talking about remember the group it was thunderdome that's where all the trolls come from and then they go and infiltrate other facebook groups wow could you imagine if that's your hobby yeah just being in the dome ruining people's lives sending screenshots people's husbands my new nickname thunderdome sounds like a porn site it does it sounds like a porn pornell yeah um okay hold on i want to find what i'm trying to do okay all right so on our facebook group i posted what's the weirdest and most fun thing that's ever happened to you by being a part of the lady gang group and we got so many good answers love it okay so let me get to

the start so that i can really review in a nice way okay convinced both myself and my mom to call out of work for two days and meet in vegas after breaking up with a controlling boyfriend oh get it girl yeah so she was motivated to do that from the lady gang yeah oh i love that i love that kendra says i quit my job and had a baby and found out i'm pregnant again it's fun to share with everyone when you just can't tell your people yet oh see i get that a lot we get that a lot of people that are pregnant or they got married and they can't tell like the fam or friends yet they need to say something it's a cool place for our girls to kind of feel safe and like get that girl power without it's like a therapist yeah it is because it's like not a close friend

they can't hold it against you yeah right not that they'd hold a pregnancy against you but it doesn't trickle into the rest of your life right and you're like i can't remember who i told her who i did it's like objective secrecy yeah yeah i love this one so much lindsey you are the goat listen to this i quit planning the 250 person wedding that was giving me severe anxiety and instead plan the 25 person beach wedding that i actually wanted it's this saturday and i would have never had the balls to make that decision without the lady gang support i love that that's great that sounds like a dream wedding it's well first happy wedding girl beach wedding is amazing but also like it's so we see so many wedding problems and you know when you're like spazzing

out you've already driven your people crazy talking about wedding it's nice to have some like other people and we have a lady gang wedding group don't we we have a lady gang wedding group and we just got an email from some bridesmaids company that were like we want to advertise in the podcast because so many girls are coming to our site and buying their bridesmaids dresses from us and then saying where did you hear about it the lady gang wedding group oh my god yeah that's amazing and i checked out the dresses and they're actually cute so anyone will post love that okay betsy made a friend and katie cute that's in katie becca finding out what kind of bujo kelty uses just kidding i made that up just kidding um oh laney you guys helped this almost

46 year old lady get her mojo back this group helps me stay current oh i love that very cute kayla my career took the off because i posted an after photo of hair that i colored cut and styled i was in a huge rut in my career she's a hairdresser as a stylist and this group gave me life and helped me gain the confidence i needed to be better in my career thank you lady gang cute dope where's she located yeah what her cut kayla she looks cute she's beautiful blonde hair and a cute family and her little thing um ashley says i got an 85 kate somerville facial scrub sent to me for free get it girl get that free shit yeah sounds like it's from a lady box right um katie i shaved my face question emoji it's a good good thing to do it's not a bad thing to do

oh and amanda says she does and she has her face a lot of girls mentioned yeah i also shaved my face like 10 of them god i love shaving my face so i need to try it again this is so you haven't been shaving your face oh i've been i didn't like it the time that i did it and then i got scared to do it again how do you not like it it's such a dream i didn't like the stubby like growing back it doesn't doesn't stubble anymore oh you just have to keep doing it do you do it yourself you get it done i do it myself yeah with a tinkle okay do you use a tinkle no i use the dermaflash oh yeah the best the best one yeah i get a little stubbly to be honest on my um like feel it right now come on over upper lip yeah but it's like no but it's like peach fuzz yeah it's not bad i

definitely need to do my lip okay yeah because yeah she's like yeah because i saw because we can see it okay rachel this is so cute rachel one of the girls excuse me one of the girls in here lost weight and her beautiful red winter coat no longer fit her so she offered to send it me for send it to me for free because it was my size oh that's sweet love a red coat i'm sure looks beautiful on her. Tara, I found a group of other 20, 30-somethings that love Taylor Swift as much as I do. Wow. Kelty's in that group.

Alicia says, I found out that snakes can get lost in cars. Do you remember that episode? Oh my god, that story was so good. That haunts me. And then someone was like, we needed a follow-up. Alicia was like, did we ever hear from that girl again? I hope she's doing okay. Did they ever

get the snake out of her car? I will never forget the post Traumatized for Life. I don't know. Do you know, alex can we get an update for alex i know we need to update snake charmer snake gate we need to know yes snake gate okay ashley says watching kelty describe her fun game of 20 pumps or less at the san francisco lady hang oh my god i don't remember that at all i mean i remember 20 pumps or less of course you can forget it it's the game i play with chris when i want to have fast sex oh you get 20 pumps and at 20 i'm out and i'm leaving the room wow yeah garrett um kelly says it's so fun for as a 50 year old lady to be in here with my 20 year old daughter oh that's cute my mom's in the group

too my mom's in the group too and she is smartly sheila if you're listening to this you're in trouble you're all the tools but my mom has been so smart and she has not commented yet because She can do some really cringy comments on my Instagram. Like what? She'll be like, I'll be like, yeah, wear a pantsuit, but make it fashion. And she'll be like, you always were fashionable, girl. It's so embarrassing. I think that's cute.

That is cute. Okay. Next. Oh, Caitlin, I found both of my roommates on here, and they're both some of my favorite people now. Oh, lifelong friends. Caitlin, Lindsay, and Tori. But Caitlin, you will hate each other soon.

After you lived together. I never hated any of my friends that I lived with. Oh, Beth, you helped me when I lost my nana. Oh. Aw. Aw. Ashley says, it helped me get through some of the toughest days while trying to start a family with my husband. Oh.

Emily, got a text the other day in a group chat of local lady gang girls about one of them finding her first Kelty boob hair. Like a nipple hair. I'll go down. Let my tombstone read. she had she was an emmy winning nipple hair nipple hair crusader nipple hair crusader is crusader is a word that they don't use enough to describe me or we don't use enough in general crusader you're a nipple hair crusader should we make merch yes nobody's gonna wear it no what we need to make merch of is your away messages what ones remember when we were talking about your

AIM away messages started popping up and they're like so emo. Remember the AIM away messages when it was like dancingkelts99 and like girl with a G-U-R-L? Oh no, the away messages was like going to kiss my lover in Paris.

Is this the snake? They found the snake? Wait, hold on. What kind of a snake is that? Alex, give us an update. We can't hear you. You have to come see. They posted an update on March 4th

that she found the snake but the guy she was with, they broke up. Oh! Wait, so the snake got lost in the car, correct? And they never found it. But how long was it in the car alive for? Ew.

Oh, shit. That's disgusting. We found the snake. The snake has been found. The snake has been found. Okay, Catherine says, I learned about toilet peen. Oh, yeah, toilet peen. Toilet dick water or whatever.

Toilet peen is where your penis is so long, if you're pooping, it goes into the water, and then you give it a blowjob and you have toilet peen on your mouth. Gross. I think it was called something else. Wasn't it? No, it was peen. Toilet peen. I don't know if that's the official title, but as a toilet peen crusader, I will try. Okay.

This is cute. Dima says, my husband was relocated for work eight months ago and I had to follow him. I'm in this coldest state of North Dakota. Just me and him, no family, no friends. I couldn't find a job for three months and got so depressed. You guys made me feel like I was hanging out with my girlfriends. You definitely helped me feel better

and when it finally got out of the cloud i became a news producer for the number one morning news show in the state yeah oh my god that's great boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom um okay just a couple more there's so many i'm not gonna be able to get to all of them which is like very sad um mary reconnected with jordan after meeting once at a wedding six years ago and discovered that we are neighbors and now i'm photographing her wedding in april cute i love when our girls get to work with each other this one i didn't understand danielle i learned that boric acid is a lifesaver and i no longer get yeast infections i don't know what does that even mean boric acid must help your you know balance what four reasons not to use boric acid for bb is the first thing

that comes up no okay last thing um that kelty knight bought me and 20 other lady game members mimosas in london yeah that was a good one that was cute okay oh oh oh jack vanek said my comment on the podcast jennifer it was the worst thing that happened during sex type comment i was so excited when i heard myself on the podcast oh my god annette met my bff and maid of honor krista i love you what look at how cute they are through lady gang that is adorable you're cute i love when people are finding friends just seeing if there's like any i mean there's like a ton but oh this group helped me this is a one we'll end on this group helped me realize the dick is trash so i ditched it for non-trash and i'm the happiest i've ever been anyway this really warms my heart

thank you guys so much for loving us and being a part of the community and the world and when we come back we're going to help you fix your lives you're listening to the lady gang all right we're back first question comes from anonymous okay anonymous says my older sister lives in a different town than me but will come home pretty often we are only two years apart and really close so when she does come home she'll come out with me and my friends i've even noticed that her and one of my guy friends have become super flirty i have never seen my sister get along with a guy so effortlessly before and they both seem to be really into each other the other night while we were out all up for drinks he even asked her

if she would be interested in going on a date sometime she told him yes that she would but then when he actually asked her out a couple's date a couple days later she told him no what is it wrong for me to be mad at my little sister it's hard because i want to stick up for her but he's also one of my really good friends and he seems to be hurt by this well you can't fit you can't pick him over your sister no no she doesn't want to go out with him you go out with him i mean maybe then why did she say yes well maybe actually you know what i had this exact the dick could be trash the dick is this happened to me what so when i was growing up i was in a group i know it's hard for you to believe but four friends we had like a spice girls of five right and there's a girl that

i went to school with since i was in first grade named jennifer and jen is gorgeous she's my age She's super fun. She, I think, is an electrician up on the oil rigs, like, has a great gig, has been married and divorced, and is single. Okay. And my brother, as you know, has been, like, single for a couple years now. He broke up with his long-term girlfriend, and, like, he's pretty finicky, and, like, he doesn't want children, so he's looking for someone that doesn't have children.

What's with both of you guys not wanting children? I don't know. Maybe we just, like, hate each other so much. I don't know. So, anyway, so I was talking to Jen. Jen, I don't know what it is. So then I was talking to Jen and, or Matt, my brother. And I was like, why don't you go out with Jen? And so I wrote our other friend. I was like, why didn't I ever set Jen up with my brother? And then anyway, long story short, I texted Jen who I haven't

talked to since our last high school reunion 20 years ago. And I was like, Hey, do you want to date my brother? And she was like, Oh my God, I've always had a thing for your brother. Is he single? Yeah. I'd love to go out with him. So I texted my brother and I was like, bro, you got to go out with jen she's so great and like she doesn't have kids like this is amazing and he's like yeah yeah for sure okay cool let me look up he's looking up concert tickets like where can i take her on this date he's gonna ask her i put them on a text together i'm like y'all you need to be connected have fun and then i don't hear from my brother for two weeks so i'm like bro did you ask her out he goes no i'm not going to what that's different that is different why not he said

he's too shy oh man i mean that's different though no basically he said i'm gonna go out with her but he didn't ask her out and she said yes and then she said no but basically he was like i'll go out with her and i told jen like he's gonna call you and ask you out and then he didn't yeah it's mean it is mean do what you say and say what you do well i just in the since this is a question that somebody sent us in her situation like ask your sister for more clarity because it's like there's not it's not like you would just decide like out of the blue that you like somebody and then you don't so something must have happened so that's also why you don't set up friends no it's true i'm stopping i'm stopping i thought i could make him happy i can't yeah then

it gets awkward and weird yeah okay next question long story short my mother and i have always had a rocky relationship now with this new life step of planning a wedding with my fiance it's become very difficult to please her as she's the mother of the bride it seems as though everything i do doesn't make her happy i want my fiance fiance's family and my family to be able to get along but it's become so difficult to merge the families together i don't want to blame my mom but it seems as though most of the complications have come from her for example she's complained that we want to get married in 2019 because she won't have enough funds to contribute etc Any ideas I bring up, she makes it clear she's not happy unless I go out of my way to accommodate her needs.

My parents are divorced and my father has been nothing but supportive. Does Lady Gang have any advice on how to include my mother but not compromise myself and my fiancé's happiness for her? Moms get so weird about weddings. Weird. For no, like even cool moms. My mom did not get weird, but other moms get weird. So Zach's mom was weird? No, no, no.

no we got lucky because we were not the first to get married right i think moms get weird when it's their first their first go around and i think also they get weirder with daughters yeah yeah something about a mom and is it like then it's like their wedding too it's like their moment well i think a lot and i think our at our age like a lot of our boomer parents they didn't have like dreamy weddings because it wasn't like a thing then like my parents got married in the living room yeah like the fantasy wedding was like a little bit far and few between yeah like as far as like parents went so it's like now with the pinterest it's like mom loves to be on pinterest and like feeling like she really wants farm chic and you want inner you know like in this city

gold sparkle do you think it's because you get to a point in your life where you're just so bored and he needs something to do well that yeah yeah like a little bit i feel like that could be it it's probably the like giving them purpose the wife or the fiance wife to be it's like you're like that's the most exciting day of your life but now it's the most even more exciting day for your mom's life yeah i mean i had to grab my mother on my second wedding day to chris like everyone else was chill because i was like whatever i had to grab my mom by both shoulders and look at her and i said mom this is the zen zone gotta chill out i can't believe you she wasn't being chill no that's so weird does that run in your family i was so chill because

i was determined to like not get up again i'd already had one where i was a disaster like i was like i got to enjoy this because this is my person i think you know who knows anyway here's what i'll say you're the whole thing of like two families coming together to become one family it doesn't always work like that and it doesn't have to and also after your wedding and after that day you're never gonna see each other send a card the other like our families loved each other like our families do love each other zach and i's but like we're not doing realistically the possibility of you being in the same room with all those people again is none it's not we've not done it since yeah the next time will probably be when we have a child and that's just one other time

yeah but like it's not really a joining of two families yeah still you and your spouse going and paying attention to his family or your family right and like yeah over holidays it's like you'll probably split it up oh like yeah there's no there's yeah i wouldn't try too hard yeah don't try too hard and like and also people have to get like a pass when it's wedding yeah something about weddings make people cray cray makes crazy all right last question comes from sex starved oh My boyfriend and I have been together for three years. Did Zach write in? I haven't.

Seychelles are coming up soon. You're a dick. You're so mean. I would like, if anybody out there is really bored, if you would like to go through the 2019 podcast and tell us how many times Kelty talked about her trip to the Seychelles. Please. well we do know that she bought a dress for the seychelles in june she did buy a dress for the seychelles in june yeah that's aggressive for a december i have trip nothing to look forward to in my life so much i have to deal with you dicks all the time oh so funny okay uh my boyfriend and

i've been together for three years there's not gonna be any good summer dresses in december there's plenty resort i can't i'll let you get back to the question in a second but like we're gonna have a secret wager kelty can't listen oh she listens to every podcast she's such a dork i really wanted to do a wager on how many posts from the socials we were gonna get on instagram we can still do that sandy but make it fashion if you are still carrying on but did the make it fashion thing stop when the boot came off yeah no she recently posted again frozen recently she's like frozen but make it fashion i'm like i did good for you tonight i glued jewels on my face good for you to not have to ever think of a caption again ever well

you know what finish the question okay my boyfriend you know what i have a question for the lady gang what stop eating god damn it yes well if you would do your job and read the question i am doing my job you're both interrupting me okay do you have your question yeah i do my name is hard time at work my co-workers are very jealous of my lifestyle and i don't know what to do about it i've tried to talk about the normal things in my life but whenever i celebrate my small victories like my trip to the seychelles they instantly get jealous not a victory vacation is not a victory unless someone else is paying for it and i have to unless you want it in like a raffle it's not a victory i

have to dull my sparkle please how do i continue to relate to these basic bitches who don't go on fabulous vacations and still live my life except we go on like four for every one of yours i know i'm always on a vacation her life's a vacation oh god all right the seychelles how long do you think you'll talk about it after you go on it like is it will it stop after no way not a chance okay anyways this girl has been together with her boyfriend for three years i have an extremely high sex drive and i have always been this way but my boyfriend doesn't every few months i have to remind him that i need sex more than just once a week i prefer three to four times a week but two to three can usually keep me pretty satisfied and happy god what are you drinking important no this

is the best sex i've ever had and i orgasm 99.9 of the time well good for you girl so the problem isn't the sex itself it's purely the frequency and the fact that he rarely initiates today he told me he feels like he isn't good enough in bed. He has a pretty low self-esteem even though he's a total hottie, but I didn't realize that our sex life suffered from an actual lack of confidence in the bedroom. What do I do with this new information? How can

I foster more confidence in the bedroom when I'm already the initiator? I'm on top most of the time, and I'm pretty forthright. I've suggested toys, porn, all of which seem to embarrass him. What's... Starved sex? Is that her name? Starved. Sex starved. Sex starved. Okay, listen. I'm

thinking in this... I'm thinking... of you because you this is a role reversal like the more generic whatever i'm trying to think of what i would tell you if you were a man sending this in because i want to give the same advice right here's the thing like if you're too needy and you're too greedy about wanting more more more more more it leaves your partner being a little bit like um discouraged and a little bit like resentful resentful yeah like i think that zach and i have had one period in our marriage where i just was like too stressed too tired too whatever to initiate sex and i was like not really putting out often and i knew i was gonna like get there because i can read him and it's

like very obvious to pick up on that but when he started to make comments it actually made the situation worse the comments are so annoying that's the worst part so annoying and you it's like makes you feel bad about yourself you makes you feel like something's wrong with you like i had a moment where i was like shit do i have like some sort of like sexual dysfunction where i lost my sex drive i think you have to like i think you have to just take a back seat to the sex in your relationship and like you might notice that he is more assertive when you kind of give him a moment to breathe and i think men are naturally obviously the initiators so maybe he feels a little emasculated in a sense that you are the one that's initiating everything and like you

said just maybe giving him a breather and letting him come to you might role reverse it a little bit and make it more even but at the end of the day it's like it all comes to compromise because if this was a guy that was saying that we would just be like dude we're not gonna have sex with you every day like that's just not gonna happen you need to come to like a middle ground that's like two or three times a week and that's fine but there definitely needs to be you're not gonna get your way either like i want to eat a bagel every morning for breakfast but you can't i can't your body is saying no my body is saying no my heart wants it my heart wants it but my body jeans are saying no but yeah i just it's really hard it's super hard yeah i also think that

sometimes i have girlfriends that this might not be the case and it might be like totally anti-feminist for me to be saying this but i think sometimes when you're this feeling this starved for it and you're needing it so much like are you lacking a connection with him in other ways because there could be a situation where like you're feeling neglected by him emotionally or your communication is not that great and that's where you feel connected and that's how you connect so you're you're like physically forcing him to connect with you like i've been in relationships before where i have been like starved sex starved i'm like i just want sex all the time all the time all the time and it's really more about like wanting to connect the worst times

of my previous relationship when shit was so bad is when i craved it the most because that is when And I feel like I connect, but it was so fucking ass backwards. Cause that has nothing to do. I mean, it has everything to do with it and nothing to do with it at the same time. Also like maybe just like masturbate a couple of nights. Yeah. It might make you feel better. Girlfriend let's masturbate.

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