LadyGang - Jac is Hungover

Episode Date: April 11, 2023

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Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to The Lady Gang. I'm Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. I am so, I am anticipating your reactions to my Good Week, Bad Week.

Oh. Oh, no. Should we just get right into it then? I'm just really wanting to, so it's time for Good Week. Yes, it is. Bad Week. Oh, no. You guys, this is both a good week and a bad week because it's a bad week because I hate

being wrong and I hate being proven wrong and I hate having my mind changed. Okay. It's a good week because I stan Meghan Markle. Whoa. Excuse me. What? What happened? I watched Harry and Meghan on Netflix.

oh you hadn't seen it no because i was like oh no wow is it a documentary it's a four part is it four four yeah four six parts yeah it's a limited series and guys i just i had it all wrong this whole time i had it all wrong and i really like her like really like her what what has changed first of all it is so obvious that they're so in love they're so in love there's zero doubt because i was thinking if zach and i had to do that people would be like they're never gonna make it like yeah i feel like they hate each other they hate each other you know whatever but like they are so in love they they just love their little family and he listen i think he's still a wanker because he's but i have more empathy for him than i did um but i just she's

she's very kind of intellectual she's very smart she's a little nerdy um and i she's been doing philanthropic stuff long before he came along and like even stuff they showed as a little kid like the and i know this commercial yeah it's it's just stuff that you're you're like oh she had it in her to genuinely be excited for what it meant to be in the royal family aside from like the fame and being in the royal family like she was i believe genuinely excited to have a big platform to do good things i really do 100 she was not really that excited about being an actress an actress and acting was like the stepping stone to having power yeah in my opinion and I think the reason I was so resistant is because I was thinking that we were similar her and I and I would see myself

as like I was reacting in the way that I would have reacted which was I like yes of course I like to do good but like I probably would would have been more excited about you know being in royal family and being important. Um, and so I had, I had a hard time empathizing with just some of those things, just some of the things of like not buying into the claims that she was making about, you know, just really wanting to do good. Cause I am not that pure of soul. So, but I believe it after watching it. And I just feel like, yeah, I mean the British press, they pulled out a lot of headlines during it where i because us in america we didn't see those and we were not privy to a lot of that because it's so the stuff that they were putting in the

british headlines was so so and i just didn't really know i mean i should have known because it was all but i was like kind of like not not engaged in the details and the monotony and it's just like the fact that kate stick up her ass middleton didn't say something i mean i know it's not her job and she's not she's married into the family too but i just i'm mad at her i'm mad at her she didn't support another woman this really pisses me off do they have a few i know nothing about any of this do they have like a feud they don't talk the brothers certainly do which means the wives also do have their beef yeah and i think it's like a real culture clash because you know like kate is going to be the queen yeah you know what i mean and she came from

a very highbrow family the middletons and she's very well versed in like the high snobbery of you know like it she was one step away from royal anyway right like so you know i think that they are very like and even william like to me just feels like they're very prim and proper and by the book and like they're not your fun uncles like they're just she's like a little cardboardy you know what i mean like and like set in her ways and like used to being head bitch in charge and so when megan came in and was like all of a sudden megan and harry were like the favorite royals and everyone was like she's changing the game and you know wearing jeans with rips in them and like wanting to hug people and like this is like harry's a boy who like when you read his book

like his he never hugged the queen his grandmother no one hugged him when his mother died his father came in sat on the bed and said your mother is dead and then left the room no hug no anything like this is not a warm family so i'm sure megan was like her mom's a yoga teacher she was probably and then the universe told me and they were like what the are you talking about you know yeah no it's so crazy so crazy i would have been surprised too because a lot of people like she knew what she was getting into i think i and when she says in the in the series like i thought that that was for show i thought that it's like you put on your professional armor you go out in the world and you represent the family but then behind closed doors you could be like yeah human yeah and they just

aren't and so that would have shocked me too because that's weird and you know how weird like a red carpet is like jack when we went to like the people's choice awards or like becca you know from all your red carpets and like it's this ultimate all to all uh alternate universe where everyone's like on their best behavior and you're like hi i'm becca tobin i'm checking in for and then you're like in your best outfit and you're on your best behavior and like everyone's using their best posture like then you go into the car and you get in and out on the way home and you take out your hair extensions and you throw them around and that's what you think royal life should be is like you're going to be out and then you're going to be in but like i

guess you still have to be on your best behavior which sounds exhausting yeah that sounds like the worst life ever she's so happy to not be in it it's so clear yeah oh and there's nothing worse than the uk tabloids like we think that america has a bad like they are so vile and horrible and like cause so much damage like i can't even imagine yeah well it's crazy they would be like kate middleton stuns in marigold yellow on the queen's birthday and they'd be like that literally megan would wear young they'd be like megan offends everyone by wearing sunshine bright color when there was a cloud in the sky and it's like the same day and what's happening is that the family the royal family is working for the british tabloids and vice versa it's all

a machine so the family knows that they're at the mercy of being liked by the public or else everybody's going to be like what the are we paying to support this family for yeah if they don't like kate collectively and william collectively they're going to just take it down they're not going to be like they're not doing anything right it's all pomp and circumstance so then the royal family is basically just the tabloids bitch and they do whatever they want and they control it the way that they want and everybody's best interest is to do like the pat each other on the back and then they just really threw megan and harry into the lion's den oh yeah okay so guys i'm so sorry we had a 30 minute conversation about the royals i've never felt so

sorry and proud all at once. I hate that you're on the other side. Now I'm here alone. Just watch it. Jack says she feels alone because I was... You should watch it, Jack. I think you would like it because it's a little bit like a true crime, but the crime

is like hating Meghan Markle. Okay. I mean, I've always liked Prince Harry. I've always thought he was hot. So maybe I can get into it. You won't after seeing this. I don't think he's hot. No. We know you like a ginger. He's not he's not as hot as jerry no no which is fine they're just both little dorks you know they're

totally dorks yeah i love them okay jack good week bad week um speaking of being proven wrong with a show there are people or whatever um i've always been very anti-star wars like i'm like this is a guy's thing this is for nerds jared loves it he can go wear his chewbacca costume and go to the movies with his sister. Like I'm not a part of it. Not for me. I'm going to watch The Bachelor. I watched an episode of The Mandalorian with him and I was like, what have I been missing? My entire life. This show is for me. It's just a bunch of weird creatures. So cute. Every new thing that would come on the screen. I'm like, that's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. and the story is so good pedro pascal is my new obsession and i feel like i've been proven wrong

and now i might be obsessed with the star wars universe congratulations jerry well are you gonna go back and watch the first couple seasons no uh the mandalorian yeah i mean maybe because the first season is the cutest season is it yeah is that when baby yoda shows up yeah yeah and he's so cute he's so cute um i'm excited for you jack because i feel like there's only so many cute frogs on instagram to like gush over and so now you have like this entire made-up world like you can get into the ewoks you can get like there's there's an unlimited amount of cutie patootie weird things that you can get into now that you're a star warsy what do they call them a trekkie no that's a star trekkie a star warsy a wars a wars lady i'm excited for you there's

conventions like this is a whole nother like thing you can do and enjoy a brunch on saturday or whatever it is star wars con like i feel like there's a halloween costume in your future like are we just doing a star wars wedding like i don't know i mean who knows the possibilities are endless but um yeah that's you know it's something that but it's like i like jared doing his having his own things to do i'm like you that's your thing star wars is your thing like so i don't really want to be a part of it but i can appreciate i can appreciate and like i was like this was enjoyable and like it was great okay my okay my bad week is i have finally reached the age where i'm old and i don't know how much alcohol i can take anymore oh wow

i hate to say it she hit it she hit the mark guys my hangovers are now three days long from even just one day of drinking usually this is only what only happened if i go on a bender sorry sorry i'm recovering from a friday night we're recording this on a tuesday i'm still recovering from one day of having a few drinks at night and i just don't feel like myself anymore i've lost my identity and it it hurts what are you drinking yeah i did have a shot of fireball so maybe that's the kicker but what are you not usually were you drinking fruity drinks sugary drinks no i just drink champagne i'm like a champagne is a champagne is the hangover of life champagne turned on me around the same time of my life i am about a year and a half older than

you and let me tell you something that shit turned even heather dubrow she'll never admit it but now she drinks more tequila if you notice yeah does she not as much champs yep it's there's very it's a lot of sugar in that champs and um i don't know give yourself don't give up is what i'm telling you don't give up i won't give up i'm just now incapable of being a human for longer than i usually am but well if that's the case you should give up let's be clear let's be sure let's give good advice here guys but let's toy let's let's you know get to get into the lab do a little testing you know get oh i'm so scared i'm scared of liquor i think liquor is going to be your friend it's the thing that doesn't make you hungover like champagne any kind of fruity

drink a beer a wine like i really can't do it anymore and you get more bang for your buck with the liquor it's true because then you can have like two ranch waters and feel the way you would after four glasses of champagne yeah this is true oh maybe ranch water will be my new drink it's such a good one delicious all right you have a good week jack um yeah i'm a star wars oh yeah sorry. Okay, great. Um, okay. I actually have a bad week, good week. That is very similar to Jack's. And so I'm so glad you've inspired me now. I, um, am back on the red carpet circle circuit and I've been running around town and I'm also on a health journey. And those two things don't really go together. Cause it's like a lot of missing dinner time, a lot of like late diet

Cokes on the, you know, running around with early coffees, that kind of thing. So, um, but I have been like packing protein and nuts and like really healthy snacks in my purse everywhere I go so that when I get hungry, like I'm able to eat and I'm really like working on it. So I was doing a red carpet, um, and I was so excited and I went and I packed up my snacks and then I packed up like what I thought was a LaCroix, um, in my, uh, in my bag. And I was like, I'm such a, like, guilty of crushing, being busy, but you're also like prioritizing your health. Like, good girl. I love you so much. And I get to the red carpet and I'm probably going to get fired. Actually, if anyone hears this, um, it was not a LaCroix. Oh, it was a canned margarita.

And you know, cause I have my little drink fridge in my closet and they all kind of look the same. I can't remember what brand it was or whatever, but like, I gotta be honest, that margarita had been in there for probably since I moved like two years, you know? And, and at the time, so then I get on the red carpet and I was like, well, like you got to live your life. Like really it's Friday night. I'm working. I've been so good.

I'm thirsty. Like, am I gonna just keep this margarita and take it home? Or am I just going to drink it while I'm working on the red carpet? everyone else is here for a party so i broke the rules and i said to the and this is like crew guys that i don't really know i've worked with them for very long and i was like this is so awkward but like i accidentally packed a margarita and they're like no no you got to drink that i was like okay so anyway i on the red carpet was doing a fancy red carpet also drinking a canned margarita and i think my breasts smelt like margarita which was like a whole thing

It's pretty obvious. It was the Cadillac margarita brand. Um, so I'm drinking it and then like, it wasn't enough to get like drunk or anything. Like I just, it was stupid. I was like, this is also not how I like to drink. I don't casually drink. I drink to get hammered or I don't drink at all. Like, you know, it's diet Coke or it's tequila shots. So I was like, this is like very casual anyway. So, uh, I went home, whatever, forgot about the margarita. No big deal. The next morning, it was as if I had been on a bachelor party. I have never been more hungover in my life. Had the thing expired? I don't know. Does a canned margarita expire? Probably. It probably had mold in the bottom of it. It's been sitting in my thing for two years. I don't know. Like

did the sugar metastasize or whatever the they call it. Anyway, it was as if I was down for the count for like a day and a half. So I hear you, Jack. So the good week is I found a margarita in my purse. The bad week is that margarita I think was rotten and I'm never drinking again. Rotten. Sounds rotten. Right? Yeah. Anyway. All right. When we come back. Ouch. More Lady Gang. Do you ever get a tightness in your tummy when you're sitting in rush hour traffic or get sick your stomach before a big presentation i know i do before a big audition that's because your gut not your brain is responsible for your stress response so to manage stress and feel calm and in control you have to give your gut what it needs to thrive personally we trust just thrive

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the government had to step in and offer some insurance that like people could actually afford. it is so inexpensive i allegedly this house is going to burn down um not when it is leaking and has mold in it but anyway long story short here's the question of the day your house is on fire your people are safe your animals are safe what three things are you grabbing to take with you and we're going in a circle interesting because i just did this because of the tornado warnings in texas i was thinking the same thing because you know i was like i don't know if the house goes flying away i want to make sure i have the things i need but step back for two seconds there's a hack to the fire insurance oh you get insured by a company that's not based in california

oh because they don't know can you do that yep yeah it doesn't matter yeah if you have an insurance company that's based out of Texas and they're offering you private home insurance, a lot of them are not savvy to the fact that there are fires. I may or may not know somebody who did this. You have to tell them. Okay. You did it. Okay. Well, I'm going to look into that. Thank you so much. Okay. Okay. So anyways, I'll get back. I'll ask Zach specifics, but I'll get back to you. Okay. Thanks. Because it's, it's like more expensive than my mortgage. Yeah, no, it's bad. Okay. So three things. Well, first of all, I put on every piece of jewelry that I own when this tornado warning was happening you did every single valuable piece of jewelry

i was in sweats with greasy hair and i had on diamonds gold oh my god so crazy but i was like listen if the only thing you're talking about something that actually happened this is not theoretical no this was there were tornado warnings in in texas and this was like four days ago and it was the craziest wind storm whatever was the sky green it was um nighttime oh but no it was i mean tornadoes touched down like you know whatever not in our neighborhood but close by central texas so yeah i went in and i put on every single piece of jewelry um i didn't there was nothing else that i felt i needed other than like my cell phone and cell phones don't count because you're obviously grabbing your phone yeah and i i kind of made

this realization that there's nothing in this house that i there's no like purses or handbags i mean passport i would need my passport no sentimental things no i'm kind of like sentimentally here yeah yeah but i'm not i mean i there's i i really don't think there's anything in here aside from jewelry from my dead grandma that i'm sentimental about you think about you think about this more because you have to have two more answers jack which one of the jerry boxes and shadow boxes and like oh my god this is gonna be hard for you what do you what do you have any i actually don't think i would take anything jared related because i'm hoping jared survives with me jared's making it yeah so like the letters that he's written me and stuff i don't

really need the things that i would take are smiley my stuffed animal bear that is in my room that i've had for my entire life since you were a kid since i was what my mom used as like her focus thing when she was giving birth to me and he's just been my like my stuffed animal we've talked about him before he's like the thing i think i don't know that he had a name before smiley he has a soul but he's not like like you every stuffed animal that you have has a soul but he's he's the only one that has a soul for me right and he needs to be able to breathe so he can't be under the covers and stuff yeah oh yeah so when i like use the chair because he like lives on the chair in my room but when i use the chair for laundry i have to remove him because he can't

get suffocated by the laundry that i put on the chair of course um so i'm taking smiley and then i'm taking i have two things that are sentimental that i can't lose one and i've talked about this before it's a letter that my like first childhood love wrote me that ended up dying in high school but it was like from fourth grade and it was like jackie and kendall told me you have a crush on me is this true check? Yes or no. And I had lost the letter for like ever. And I finally found it a few years ago, whatever. So I have that letter. And then my other one thing that I would take is my copy of this book called extremely loud and incredibly close that I had lent out to another really close friend of mine that passed away that I talked about in, um, act like a lady.

And he had like written all of his little like thoughts and stuff in the book. So that book is really important to me so those are my three things i would take everything else i it can go yeah i don't really and maybe my engagement ring if i was talking about financial i'm gonna get my emmys um no well i actually the reason i brought this up is because you know when i did the fire insurance i was like god do i need a firebox like are you guys living with like a box that has your passports and all your paperwork and stuff in a fireproof box we did in la yeah you did a safe it was like a safe that also is fireproof i need to do that because i don't have that what other documents do you have like a birth certificate all the shit that's like my green

card like there's just so much stuff that like your your taxes for the last seven years like all that adult stuff you're supposed to keep around you know yeah okay anyway um for me obviously my journals collection is coming and it's already pre-packed and like since in i did the office, like it's in its own bin. So it'd be very easy to grab. But like, if I had a fireproof safe, I should probably put those in there. Um, I feel like that. I, I, I just like, um, the mom, my mom, when she wrote the book of Sheila, all minds are books. It's kind of cool that like, when you think anyway, she wrote the book of Sheila, which was the story worth book. It's like her whole memoir of her life and growing up and all that stuff. So that's like

number two for me. Um, and I think I actually am like Becking a little bit because recently I was given a bunch of jewelry that was my grandmother's, um, when she passed away and I'm like really into it now. And so I think like her ring collection and, and those kinds of pieces like have just been in the family for so long, but would they melt or would you be able to find them? You would not find them. No, I remember when, like would they survive the fire and you could go back and get them? Yeah. Like what's the melting point of like a Sapphire ring or whatever, you know, I don't know. Gold's melting for sure. Yeah. This episode of Lady Gang is brought to you by my beautiful head of hair. Did you know that 30 million women are impacted by

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progressive between june 2021 and may 2022 potential savings will vary discounts not available in all states and situations you're listening to the lady gang i remember when robin Thick's house burnt down and, um, which was horrible in the Malibu fires. And I remember what he said to me about it. He said something like, sorry, this is such a dark topic, but he said something like, um, he's like, I just kind of expected to get there and there to be like remnants of stuff, like half burned things and like things that, and he, and his house was like, it was nothing. There was not a picture frame, not a piece of glass, like everything burnt so that's just crazy but i do want to say that i think it's really cool that if you think

of like melting down your life like what's important to you like some jewelry and some books like that's a we're rad i feel like we're doing it right i just unfortunately don't have anything expensive enough to take with me so i have to go sentimental but the expensive stuff you can you know like like becca would you take that prada dress that was your grandmother's you wore it on lady gang tv it was like she passed it down to you a poochie poochie poochie oh i mean i have a weird wow i mean grandma give me the poochie dress i just here's the thing i don't there's something very freeing about this is gonna be so dark

but when people die and you hold on to things, it's like giving yourself an opportunity to experience another death by losing that thing. So I don't like having those things around and the pressure of like, you know, I don't need to feel sad all over again just because this thing is now gone like that person is already gone so i don't want another opportunity to be sad about a just a thing that somehow they represents them yeah and gone so i think it's a slippery slope when you get too sentimental about things because really at the end of the day we're only sentimental about things because people that died it's something to do with people that die right and i like relieving myself because i think of it this way if i were to die and i were to

leave not leave just like my shit was left over my like wish and my like what i would want someone to force zach to do or my family to do is get rid of every single thing like please don't feel like you have to hold on to this thing please don't feel like you have to find a special home for this thing and a special home for the books and a special people like i don't know if it's just a lot of pressure to have stuff it's just stuff yeah and then zach has to live in a house where he feels too bad like oh that was her favorite lamp and then one day the lamp breaks and he can melts down you know what i mean it's like those are the things i'm trying to avoid right for your imminent death that's coming so soon no no no i mean it's coming but like i i do like i

kind of feel like that makes sense i don't think i can be that person like i can see myself being an ultimate hoarder of my parents stuff not the garbage not the air conditioner but like my mom has all of these plates and trinkets and things that have just been in our house forever i'm gonna be like lisa rena on the house if it's something that like brings you happiness or whatever like or you're gonna use and you're thinking of them when you use them but like i i ask a lot of people like why do you why are you really holding on to it a lot of it is guilt a lot of it is like well because what do i do with it and garbage just feels like right i just can't take all of my person's shit to the goodwill that's gonna feel terrible that's why you're

just like assigning so much yeah yeah that's why my parents like when they moved into this most recent house they call it they call it the death move or the death purge in um i think it's in like sweden or something where when you're older for your parent for your children and all the younger people who are gonna have to take care of your affairs they give you very minimal things to have to deal with so that you don't walk into the dead person's house and have like halloween costumes from 1977 like that is a burden on the person because then you're like sitting in your dead mom's closet sobbing and you're like i have to take these halloween costumes because obviously she kept them and i have to keep them and then yeah it's this like weird thing we get attached

to things and then we have guilt getting rid of the things and i just think it's a stupid thing that we get in in this cycle of so if you're dying or you think you're dying tell everybody that you know to not worry about your shit because you're not in it people won't be able to do that though i am thrilled for zach to just set my clothes on fire in the backyard and be like bye there she goes there's those favorite jimmy chews see you never no i'm also like we wear the same to burn everything so call me listen you can take all my shoes but then you're gonna feel guilty when you're over those shoes you're gonna be like god these are taking up so much space in my closet but i can't get rid of them because you know she's dead

it's true it's also like my first pair of louboutin shoes that i have that i bought with my own money it was like my first big purchase when i thought a red soul shoe would really make me somebody and they're like terrible and platform and actually platforms are coming back and but like beat to shit like they've just been worn everywhere and like every time i look at those shoes i was like it's time to go but like what am i gonna do i can't resell them they're not worth anything because they're garbage i know but you can't throw like a 900 shoe in the garbage so donate it there donate it but like no but you and you know what you even got those leaders still wait did i tell you guys oh my god okay this is the last thing and then we have to go um i need

to tell you something so important that happened to me on the red carpet i saw better be about the leaders okay so i was on the red carpet this is at the sag award so this is like a little while ago i took a video for you guys i didn't send it a girl walked the red carpet in a black dress that was like kind of frilly and lacy and just like kind of one like slippy dress thing and chiffon at the bottom so i could see through it she was wearing the black platform leather lita i took a video of it i mean it was like you want to be tall because but it was also so this thing that the red carpets are doing now is where they have like the actual stars and the influencers come first so like the influencer walks the red carpet. Like, and I love Victoria Garrick and I'm so happy she

got to go to the golden globes, but like, what the are you doing at the golden globes? Do you know what I mean? Like, it's, it's this thing cause they're doing for their sponsors or whatever and like, go make your, make your bag baby. But it's super weird because the first people that come down the carpet are all people you've never heard of in your life. And it's like the biggest TikToker or the biggest YouTuber or whatever. So there's one of those people and she was like definitely a Gen Z-er. And I was like, holy shit, it's happening. should i wear them on e and see what happens yes yes with a knee sock like i did back in the day do you have any of those cat ones that just were like a needle point like a cat face needle point

sock lita oh i never had leaders i had so many pairs of leaders i don't know i'm surprised you didn't have them and keep them still jack because you're really it's your vibe like with those big pants no i mean i don't even support the lita coming back like that shoe was too ugly for me even to wear they're just they're hideous anyway well i'm so glad we did this sorry it was so dark um if we have a fire in our house we're not going to keep our leaders and uh see you next tuesday see you next tuesday thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god i just listened lady gang this episode's

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