LadyGang - Jillian Rose Reed Joins LadyGang - Ep25

Episode Date: May 23, 2016

Jillian Rose Reed from MTV's "Awkward" stops by to share her mirror message, and explain why and when she'd ever rock silver-gray hair, who made her cry on the Red Carpet (but not for reasons you might think), what surprising thing is littered all over the floor of her car, which is her favorite Jo Bro (and yes, she has one), and whether or not this is really the end of "Awkward." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, everyone. We're so excited that you joined us for The Lady Gang. I want to introduce The Lady Gang. We have actress, fashion blogger, and social media biatch, Becca Tobin. Jack Vanek, owner and CEO of her own brand, Jack Vanek.

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weeks we have some very exciting news. And also a lot of people are asking where can we find your sponsor info? Well, if you sign up for the newsletter, that's where you can find all the codes for all the awesome brands. And I'm just excited you guys are here. Yeah. well is it time for good week yes it is bad week oh no okay i'm gonna start today only because i have such a bad memory that if i go too long without getting the information out

it leaves my brain and i can't remember it um you just need to clear it all old age okay so here's my good week i was trying really really hard to be healthy just because there's been a lot of like celebrating and eating and you know think drinking and I was like it's time to really like clean out the system wait are you still vegan yeah ish okay ish um so I was like okay I go home one day after a really really really long day and I was like I guess I'm gonna post mates something healthy you know and I'm kind of dreading it and I'm like deep deep down though all I want is pizza that's it that's all I want like it's the only thing that's really talking to me right now but i'm gonna be good and just order this effing salad i get i pull my postmates

up on my the app on my phone and there is an advertisement for free pizza oh no they have this thing on postmates where like every day or every evening they offer a free something and you just pay delivery the service delivery fee and like you tip the the driver so i was like thank you baby jesus this is a sign that like you need pizza and it was a two free slices and a can of soda for everyone and i try so hard not to have soda like i really never do it and i was like you know what thank you universe so what'd you do i got diet coke and two pieces of cheese pizza which was super vegan of me wait so why don't you just do the free thing every night and just get free food every day because it's usually not good for you it's like burgers or pizza it's very rarely

anything healthy but if you're on a budget but if you're on a budget you guys it's truly it yeah so there you go it was like your life it was really and it felt so guilt-free because it really did feel like the universe was just telling me like you have to do this well it was free so it's guilt-free right yeah i know that's how things go if you get it for free you don't have to worry about if it's free it doesn't have any calories yeah well here's my bad week and it has it has to do with with money also so i have this amazing therapist and anytime i panic about money like I do a good Jewish girl, I, you know, I, I've tried to work on different tactics and being an actress, you don't know when it's coming in. It's either like raining money or you're like

selling your items on Poshmark. There's no like in between. So I started getting really like anxious about it. And she started to tell me to be really thankful for the money that comes in and something that she practices is she'll get a check. And before she deposits it, she writes a little tiny TYG. Thank you, God. I'm like the top corner of her check where she endorsed it. So cute. So I was like, you know what, Amira? You're adorable. And I'm going to do that. I'm going to do it anytime I deposit a check. So I go to the bank and I deposit like a pretty large check that came in. Thank you, Glee Residuals. And I was like, okay, TYG. And I put it in.

And a couple of weeks later, my business manager calls and he's like, uh we got a pay stub for a check but there's no check that we don't see it going into the account can you call sag or whatever and figure it out get to the bottom of it after spending so many hours i'm telling you so many hours of trying to track this down they i was told that it was deposited and we had to find out who so then i thought someone was doing some faulty bs on my part like stealing your identity yeah so anyways it's long story short like my least favorite thing to do is like deal with the bank i get a they're like here's the copy of what was deposited it just wasn't accepted we didn't think it was you and it's because i put tyg on the check and they're

like we didn't recognize your endorsement so i was like do i send out thank you god no do i send out like a memo to the bank being like from now on i'm gonna be putting tyg on every check no so i tracked it down so it's kind of a good week but no good deed goes unpunished yeah you know it's the word you're trying to be all gratitude filled that's why i don't do stuff like yeah you know what it always comes and bites you in the ass yeah all right jack tell us what's going on with you okay my good week is i love our listeners because they're very devoted to many things in our lives mostly for me the jack they are and this week this week i got you know i was just like you know browsing instagram and i go into my dms and i have no joke like 30 dms of people all posting

the same picture of some girl that was on teen mom doing the jack and not tagging the jack because obviously she doesn't know who i am and doesn't know the correct tag moms don't know who you are oh you're not that famous after all can i just say something no what you're in a good club you and teen moms that'll say all that i need to say about the jack and the best thing is this girl got like a hundred thousand likes i'm like i get like five thousand maybe but anyways i was really excited because everybody's looking out for me not that it makes a difference but that's sweet though it was just crazy to me that the teen moms have that big of a following no i was like are these our idols i'm so confused by this celebrity that's posting that has four million followers

and i'm like scrolling through and i'm like oh teen mom exactly what damn yeah i know anyways should have gotten pregnant at 15 god i know what was i thinking holding out into 23 damn it okay So, my bad week. So, I know everybody's wondering how I'm doing on birth control. How are you doing? Well, I stopped it because I turned into a psychopath. Are you pregnant? No.

No, no. Are you going to get pregnant? No, I got to figure something out, and I'm really sad about it. But, so, it made me psycho as all hell. It made my anxiety shoot through the roof. I was having, like, debilitating anxiety attacks, like, on the regular. So, the other day, after I stopped it, I'm like, I'm going to clear out all my hormones. I'm going to go to hot yoga.

i haven't been in like six months so i'm like this is gonna be a big a big thing so i go i'm wearing shorts i usually wear pants when i go to hot yoga and anybody that's gone to hot yoga knows that you sweat profusely it's like you're in a shower you're so sweaty so i'm doing the class thank god i didn't pass out or die but we're doing like the crow pose so you're going on your hands and you kind of like put your knee and your uh so hard armpit and then you balance on your hands i can usually do it so i'm going to like get up in the position and i put my knees in my armpits like ready to go and because i'm wearing shorts and i'm all freaking slippery no my legs just slide up from underneath me and i do a nice uh belly flop head smash into the ground shut up in front

of everybody and i was in the front of the class because i wanted to be by the mirror and like look at myself just to make sure i do that too well because i'm like i'm like looking at my poses and stuff but yeah so i did a nice uh forehead into the ground that's amazing in hot yoga i love when people fall you know what you can use that um the there's like this stuff that you it's like a little you know those dentine strips that you can put on your tongue and then they dissolve yeah there's something like that for your vagina to not get pregnant like if you know you're gonna have sex you can it's like not the foam but it's like a oh is it the diaphragm no it's not a diaphragm it's like a little i have one under my sink i'll send you a text of it it's like

you put it up there and then it devolves dissolves and it's like a spermicidal stuff that sits in your vagina when you like if scott's coming to town you could put it in the days he's coming to town that sounds like all the time why why haven't i heard of that then because that sounds really easy i think it i don't know if it probably doesn't work no i was gonna say i'm pretty sure spermicide doesn't work yeah so if it's like the same thing there's no way apparently the sponge does work though okay i just don't want to use it it's freaky anyways continue kelsey well guys um life on the z list bad week well it's actually a good week bad week but i must say it's a bad week so you know it's my dream to be famous and that i'm what a dream far away from

it and um i was flying um back from jfk so i was going into the airport at jfk uh last week and i got paparazzi'd without like having someone call and be like kelty's gonna be at the airport like and you know that i got paparazzi because i'm so ugly in the photo like i had no preparation what was it for they were just at the airport because he was after the met gala and people were coming in and out of jfk like crazy people did they know it was you yes so the guy he's like taking so many pictures meanwhile i have no makeup on no sunglasses where are my giant paparazzi sunglasses it was my moment hair back in a ponytail because i'm about to get on a six-hour flight and i'm like oh i'm done work i like wash my face so gross and also wasn't wearing a bra

it was like just all kinds of where can i find this photo i have it we should post it it's so bad my face is just like puffy and i'm like giving a face like anyway so the guy is like and he's like i love your show so much he's like i watch it every day at dvr it's so cool to see someone i watch every day in real life and i was like first of all i don't know anyone that watches the insider every day except for my mom like i think people watch like you know it's one of those shows you just tune in if you have the tv on you know so i was anyway so then i i had to stop. And I was like, listen, I know this picture is going to be terrible. I want to talk about it on my podcast. Can you send me the picture? So he sent it to me. It was just as terrible as I

dreamed it was going to be. Amazing. This is incredible. It was so great. So anyway, so I wrote him and I was like, listen, the next time in New York, when I'm really cute, I'll call you and you can pop her out to me for real. I can't, you are shameless right now. I cannot believe you're admitting this right now. I gave him my card and I was like, it's on. And he was like, I was like, I look so terrible in this picture. And he writes me, he's like, oh no, but people are very interested in when you have nice shoes and you had nice shoes not my face it's just my face anyway i felt proud um so that was my bad week bad paparazzi moment um here's my good week so i just got back from the can film festival in france and it was pretty luxurious and while i

was there i got to hang out in a hallway with johnny depp and so johnny doesn't do press he doesn't like press and so he was coming out of like a question and answer thing and going into a next thing but he doesn't do like shows like mine and so uh i saw him in the hallway and i was just like this is my chance to be friends with johnny depp so i was like johnny hey it's good to see you again i've never met johnny depp oh my god but i always do you guys do that i always do that when i see someone i'm like it's great to see you again they can't remember where they know me from and then they think we're friends it's amazing i don't even do that i hope i know no okay anyway continue so i'm like great to see you again he's like oh hey how are

you oh my god i'm like i'm great i was like i love the movie it's the mad hatter movie the alice in wonderland movie and i was like i just loved seeing young hatter it was so great and he's like oh it's my favorite to play old hatter and then we held hands like he was kind of talking and then we like reached across and we're kind of like holding arms while we're talking like we're old friends like it was going to be a handshake but it was kind of just like clawing each other here's the thing he had so much jewelry on eyeliner like he's so fabulous johnny depp has tiny hands oh of course he does he's also he's short yeah he's not that short He's probably like 5'9", 5'10", but his hands were like little sausage stub fingers

of like clamminess. And I was like, that's why you're an actor. Because every actor, no offense to two people in the room right now, there's like one thing where that's like a little messed up that made them want to go and like get it. Well, like Megan Fox's thumbs. Yeah. It's because God is fair. You know that whole thing.

Right. And he's fair. He gave Johnny Depp little tiny hands and probably a little tiny penis. Yep. A little micropene. Yeah. Anyway, so it was really fun and my good week. So I just finished this off by saying my, when my mom was in town for our wedding a

couple of years ago, she went on Hollywood Boulevard where all those like people, Jack used to date work and it's like all the fake stars. And she took a picture with Johnny Depp and she, the fake Johnny Depp. And she posted on her Facebook and she was like, here, I'm with Johnny and all of her friends in Canada were like, no way. Yeah. I can't believe he's hanging out in his Pirates of the Caribbean ensemble. It was incredible.

and so I was so excited to like get on whatsapp and I was like mom I met the real Johnny Depp and her reaction she goes oh was he stormy I like that stormy and I was like yeah mom kind of stormy he was stormy anyway it was really fun that's amazing Johnny Depp has tiny hands oh all right well well we are very excited because our guest today is a firecracker of deliciousness Jillian Rose Reed is here and um get ready everyone the lady gang inquire hey guys okay she's the star of mtv's awkward she's a badass fiery redhead and pretty much a red carpet staple here in hollywood there's no one i love seeing more than jillian rose reed on the red carpet because she always looks fierce and she's fun and she's not afraid

to be authentic and regular and every other girl in hollywood is like trying to be something they're not just saying so welcome to the lady gang welcome we're so happy to have you thanks for having me first question is this all your real hair because it's insane it is do you want to run your fingers through it it's a little greasy i do chelsea's obsessed with hair she's obsessed with real hair it's not red anymore but yeah it's kind of like smoky brunetti red yeah going back a little bit more towards my roots which are actually gray if you want me to have you always had amazing hair your whole life i have but it has been gray since i was 12 really yeah real talk no way the whole thing if i stopped dying my hair i'd probably be like salt and pepper interesting

i like that 12 it's kind of hot jared leto's mom she's crazy awesome gray like silver hair and i would rock it if i wasn't an actor but i don't think i could play 16 no that would be a problem um okay so uh you're on a hit show it's delicious what's the hardest thing about life in hollywood what's the thing that gets you down um other actors are you my soulmate that's so interesting um you know what listen i a lot of my friends aren't actors other than my cast mates um i just you know it's a hard business to be in it's a hard the world to live in a lot of people are just out for themselves and i'm not really about that i'm i'm like super midwestern and small towns so uh yeah so sometimes when i like

i don't go to clubs or anything but on the rare occasion that i do i want to die a little bit after like a piece of me dies oh yes when i see people there it's true it's a thirsty town yeah i'm not thirsty not thirsty no um kelty isn't either i did hear a few of your stories from earlier but no judgment i'm super thirsty but i'm not a club i like that she admits it though yeah if you can admit it see it's when you pretend that you're not yeah that's the worst problem well kelsey is endearing because it's like so embarrassing that she like just like embraces like a sweet little pumpkin yeah yeah i'm like please make sure you mention me on your instagram jillian um anyway what's your hollywood moment your ish moment where you just thought i am the

jam it's happened for me here i am ish ish ish i mean i know what some of yours are but i want to hear from you um kevin jonas told me he loves awkward and i died because i have been a joe bros fan since i was like 10 but it did it piss you off that it was kevin jonas and not no because i have chosen i have chosen to love them all equally that's not true no it's not true if it was joe i would have passed out but it it was kevin so And I still really appreciate it. You got a little bit excited. That's pretty cool.

It's not the red carpets because you're always slaying the carpet. And when you're like, it's just crazy and there's so many people, you're just like, eh, about that. It's Kevin Jonas that gets you off. No, no, yeah, no. I freak out more about certain people on the carpets than I do about being on the carpet myself. I wish I was in sweatpants every time I'm on the carpet. But when I see other people, that's when I'm like, oh, my God. Who do you geek out over?

Well, I cried over Katy Perry on the carpet. I went, tell me the story. Um, it was VMAs two or three years ago in New York, um, when they did it in Brooklyn and she was there, I was doing an interview like literally on camera and my publicist came up and like whispered in my ear at Katy Perry's here and I turned around, I left the interview and I went to go like, try to say hello. And she was performing that year and she just walked by, she walked by me and I just stood there and watched her pass and just started weeping oh my god and then i was at an after

party with her and i was too scared to go up so i just stood in the corner and cried oh my god that's a beautiful story thank you so much actually you know what i liked you before i know you like you more oh yeah like that's so amazing i just cried i remember that you should like that leopard dress with the gold accoutrement yes it was everything and at the after party she was wearing a grill how do you feel about her in orlando bloom you know what i don't know because what's the whole deal with orlando bloom and selena gomez who i love by the way but like you don't come on he's a real player i was once at a halloween party that he was at and he had like some like random like young looking girl like straddling him and licking his face

i guess and i was like he likes the ladies i think the selena pictures look though like it was like a casual meeting like a casual like hey how are you and having like small talk in the bar there I didn't look like it didn't look she was like on top of each other like in a no I think it was the angle of the photo like if I was like whispered at you in a club and was like in your ear it could look like I was laying across you humping your leg right totally sure totally she's probably slobbing is not but it's okay whatever I don't I don't know I like Selena I think I love honestly the problem with Selena is like honey take it from the lady gang go get yourself a billionaire what are you doing with all these regular guys movie stars and beavers you're selena gomez

go get yourself like the dude who invented something and like go live on the yacht like elon musk or something no when you're young like that you still care that he's like good enough looking because you don't realize that in like 10 years you're not even gonna want to have sex with a hot guy so it doesn't matter yeah like she still thinks like that whole fantasy is gotta be hot real thing that's gonna work we've moved on to just gotta be rich just gotta be breathing Jillian, do you have a mirror message? Do you write on your mirror an inspirational quote to motivate you every day? I don't, but one time I wrote song lyrics on my mirror with one of those markers that you can write on windows with.

And then I took a shower, and then I came out of the shower, and my mirror was just streaks of gold Jason Mraz lyrics that I had tried to write like 20 minutes before on my mirror. What was the song? It was a song I – nobody listens to Jason Mraz. I listen to Jason Mraz. People only listen to like his popular songs And I'm like a die hard But he has a song called Quiet Off of his last album that had like

A really pretty lyric that I Wrote like going all the way up and over So do you think the fact that it was Just melting everywhere is like representative Of something in your life My love is just Melting away I hope not God have you met Jason Mraz

I have did you cry No so first of all I have Jason Mraz tattooed on my body like that oh you are I am a fan um he on my 21st birthday he sent me a video singing happy birthday shut up that's amazing spoke my name um and then I met him at a party if like two years later and I was like you sent me a birthday video of course I knew he wasn't gonna remember and I was like I'm so like I'm so happy to meet you you're the reason that my my boyfriend makes music and that's like the most important thing to me and he was like thank you so much i i dressed up for you tonight and he was wearing like jeans and a trucker hat it was the

best thing that's ever happened jason morales is weirdly sexy i am obsessed with him i couldn't pick him out of a lineup i couldn't either well jillian hold my hand i'm just kidding um okay so he has an avocado farm i'm just letting you know what i like that he's an uber hippie yeah super hippie but he's married now so whatever well but you know what you don't ever want to meet your idols like you wouldn't want to actually be like best friends for jason morales because it would be disappointing like it's better jason razz in your mind so much better yeah you're right yeah okay i prepared something very fun for us it's the awkward quiz great so we're gonna take this because you know star of mtv is awkward um and so it's like a would you rather and it's awkward

situations oh i like this you guys ready okay would you rather have the first name dishwasher or refrigerator what a strange question it's so awkward you should have had me help you write these this is like if my mom was like we're going on a road trip or i made a fun quiz come on you guys come on would you rather be like what's up washer or would you rather be like what's up fridge i think maybe i'd say dishwasher because then your nickname could be like dish dishy yeah dishy i mean it's still not cute but it's something it's better than yeah i guess i don't i mean okay fine she chooses no no name would you rather becca's like i hate this goodbye i'm leaving would you rather be homeless and hungry or always loved by your

perfect partner but always loved yeah would you rather be homeless and hungry but always loved by your perfect partner or have everything you ever wanted in the whole world but no love i'd rather have love yeah i'd rather have love um i hate being hungry and i definitely don't want to be homeless so i would rather have everything i ever wanted really sometimes my boyfriend and i play if you were homeless where would you live and let me tell you there's a lot of nice bridges in la that you can sleep under oh yeah there's probably the alvarado i don't care about alvarado exit is a mecca i just care about the other homeless people i just don't want to have to like deal with with them i'd be homeless on like a fiji island yeah but that's you don't

get to pick though jack uh your question did not say that we don't get to pick so i gotta create gonna create my own space i think i want everything i ever wanted to is that so bad no is there a loophole if you pick everything i ever wanted does that also include a genie i think you didn't think this question all right there's loopholes clearly i did not um okay awkwardly would you rather be four feet tall or ten feet tall becca i mean i am four feet tall so i guess it's fine so i'll keep it okay uh i'd say four feet tall but there is this new show on tlc about women giants I interviewed some of them 7 foot 1 and stuff

it's crazy 4 feet tall is a little less assuming would you rather be 4 or 10? 4 and I'm only 5 too and I like that people can pick me up so I would I might go for 10 I'm not going to lie

I'll tell you why Karlie Kloss looks amazing in clothes she's not 10 feet tall 10 feet is real tall I think you're underestimating how tall I don't think there's ever been a human that's been 10 feet tall. You know what, though?

It wouldn't matter because she chose everything she ever wanted so she doesn't get love anyway so there's no man that she needs to... Yeah, it's not like I'm trying to find

someone to date. Thank you, Jillian. You're so welcome. I guess you need your own plane and stuff because you can't fit into a plane. I'm going to have

my own private plane. I'm having everything I've ever wanted. And being 10 feet tall. And a surgery so I can get my femur cut down. I don't know, whatever.

Okay. Oh my God. Would you rather be super paranoid or super naive? Naive. Oh, that's hard. naive being paranoid is so jealous of naive people me too there's like a study it's like

the more stupid you are the happier so yes i wish i didn't care so much yeah when i meet naive people i i i hate them yeah but they don't know and they don't know you hate them they don't care that they're right they're not bothered at all no right i guess that's true but then everyone else in the world would be judging you all the time but they but you don't care you don't care you don't know she was naive too because being paranoid is awful but yeah yeah that's the lesser of two evils for me it's all terrible it's all hashtag awkward okay last one would you marry would you rather oh hold on no i have two more so this one's really good i love this one would you rather have like a crazy massive rise to fame and crash super hard like

the baxter boys or whatever or remain completely unknown for your whole life the baxter boys are doing a cruise right now so they're still they're still happening that made my answer really easy completely unknown my whole life same same you wouldn't want nothing makes me more sad than joey fatone on that insurance commercial oh you're so right it's so upsetting why didn't he do that did he really need the money i don't know i guess he probably did really i would rather get a face transplant and start hooking like honestly that is the worst thing i've ever heard i have a question with this rise to fame how much money do I make

and can I live off of it the rest of my life it's like MC Hammer like you're the hottest thing ever and then you're out those people are set for life oh then yeah and then I just move somewhere else

but when you crashed does that mean you spent all your money yeah that's what I'm wondering oh then no I would just rather be unknown yeah see you should be an attorney

I'm really good at this aren't I you are like you really should I mean it's just she was signing up on the quiz but Jillian's really taking me to task right now yeah she is

damn Jillian okay um last one would you rather be married to someone who doesn't love you or be married to someone that you don't love oh wow that's awful i don't love yeah i don't want to be on the receiving end of that right that's sucky yeah they always say to marry someone who loves you more than you yeah a little bit more that's what my mom said too i did that i think chris loves me a little more than i love him i'm not gonna lie no and i've told it no you're right you're right my dad loves my mom more than she loves him yeah like i love chris but chris is like loves me like

i could be like oh my god here's a giant bottle of shit for your birthday and he'd be like oh my god i love it and i would be like get out to louis vuitton right now i'm just kidding not louis vuitton okay um wait jillian didn't answer oh yeah yes i did what was the question no i did would you rather be married to someone yeah yeah i would rather love them not love them Yeah, I don't want to be on the receiving end of that. That's really awful. Have you ever been in a loophole? I found another loophole.

I found another loophole. What if he doesn't love me, but he's rich, and I can go get a boyfriend on the side and still have some sort of a happy home? That's terrible. I'm not a terrible person. No, because you know what? You would do that. Well, yeah.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. Becca's trying to analyze the question. i mean we have the queen of analyzing across from us i'm just trying to like keep up with her well i was gonna say that's probably what a lot of like gold diggers know no i think a lot of gold diggers just like know what they're getting into no but i yeah i'm saying they are they're the latter where they're marrying somebody they don't love yeah yeah yeah that probably loves which like i mean here's the thing marriage is hard and you're probably like over the course

course of 50 years you're like i really love that person but they it stops being about like the love and it's just like a companion at some point too you know now back to the lady gang all right we are back with jillian rose reed and she's such a badass lady i keep using badass because i just see you as that she is so much you're just rad guys because you're so smart you're hot and successful but you're cool too you know thanks anyway you seem very normal yeah it's really nice thank you guys yeah okay um the like a lady question of the week i'm so embarrassed about this one what is one thing you do in your car that you don't want anyone to know about pick my nose me too everybody picks their nose i was gonna say that too i would never pick my nose in my car do

you know how many times people drive up and see you guys picking your nose i don't care see my oh my god i have a jeep so i'm above everybody one time he sees me one time i took my tampon out while driving what why at least you can't see where did you put it happening like where did you put it i threw it out the window you threw it out the window that's disgusting wait i had to why so you know when you're at that phase of your period that you like don't desperately need the tampon but you also can't go without it yeah and i refuse to put something in my underwear like a panty liner so it was like you know it just when you're when it's not it hurts and it was like coming out and i like as i was like cough it'd come out more and more and more and i'm like

I can't deal with it. It was a long car, right? A few coughs and then get it out. So I literally took it out and flung it out the window. I think I would rather see someone fling a tampon out the window than pick their nose. Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah.

I really hate when I pull up next to like an old guy who's just picking his nose. Picking his brain. Going in. Oh, my God. Going in. What are you thinking? I bet some of our listeners are picking their noses right now. Yeah, they're probably taking their tampons out too now.

What do you... Hold on. Let's get into it. I want to be like Becca. What do you do with what you pick? Where does it go? She flicks it out the window, probably. If it's large, like substantial.

I'll throw it out the window. If it's not, what are you putting it on? If not? Like under your chair? What's the alternative? Like a true freaking creep? Do you own your car? Oh, my God.

Okay, where do you put it? We just throw it. That's awful. Flick it on the ground. Like sprinkle it on the ground. That's so awful. I do, too. Do you go and get your car vacuumed every once in a while?

no that's that's why i throw the big ones out the window because i don't want the people who wash my car no to see the boogies i do the same thing i just kind of like flick it into the nether region and hope no one sees it oh my god we're crying this is so stupid i hate how gross i am i'm so sorry yeah you just got like three times grosser too zach's gonna take this ring off my finger oh my god um okay but he's never gonna want to drive your car jack he does it too i think jack what do you do in your car that you don't want anyone to know here's the thing everybody does it um not jillian i don't pick my nose jillian is way too i mean i didn't say anything but i definitely do too um i don't know um i have an epic sing-along to lincoln park

records by myself so lame that's normal jillian i mean i fart in my car and then just roll down the windows that there's no evidence i have leather seats ever farted and pulled up to a valet and forgotten you have to give someone else no no no i always make sure i fart like three blocks back so it airs up yeah yeah so it's nice and air now jillian you know people are selling stories to us weekly about you so you know that they're like i got in jillian rosary's car and there was boogers and hearts listen if someone sold a story there's no boogers but if someone sold a story to us weekly about what's in my car it's lots of old mcdonald's bags oh yeah what's go-to meal mcchicken sandwich oh those are delicious oh they're so good yeah i'm gonna

eat one later but i know why you don't pick your nose into the car why your nostrils are so tiny can't put a finger up there you're right i can't i have to pick my nose with q-tips just yeah you do have a perfect little i have i have a really small head just in general like when people take pictures of me i have to put my head in front of theirs really they're very self-conscious about I wouldn't have noticed. Don't worry. It's a thing. Well, thank you.

Jillian, you are so wise. When we come back, Jillian's going to stick around and help us answer all of our Ask the Lady Gang questions. You're listening to The Lady Gang. Oh, snap. All right. So for this last section of The Lady Gang, you're going to help us answer people's questions that they have written in. Great. And because you're, like, super analytical about everything, I think that you might have better answers.

This might be some of our best advice given on the Lady Gang. Oh, okay. Because we're always – we give terrible advice. The bar is low. Do you see why choosing if I was naive would be – it was, like, really hard for me? Yeah. I can't do that. I feel you.

I feel you, too. Before we start, if you guys want to go to jackvanek.com, you can get 20% off using code Lady Gang. Okay. First question comes from Mal Kathleen on email. And she says, my boyfriend and I got back together after he cheated, and he's been working really hard to prove himself to me. however i still freak out get jealous and get scared it could happen again so i guess what

i'm asking is do you think you can ever trust someone who cheated on you no no no no well what i was gonna say now i'm like i should stop talking is i think it takes a certain kind of person and it definitely depends on the relationship but if you're already the person who's questioning everything and like over analyzing and like not trusting then no it's not gonna happen i'm gonna channel brian howie our um look great love debate guest and he brought up some good points and i'm gonna just play devil's advocate here what were what was the situation of him cheating in the first place like what were things awful were you were you neglecting the relationship were like what were the circumstances if everything was totally fine

and you were just naive and happy and this happened then like yeah definitely not worth uh being with him yeah but yes yeah yeah but if he was like the circumstance yeah he was like trying to get out of the relationship if you had it coming well i think i think listen here's the thing it's not fair to you to have to live your life worrying about someone else like trust is everything everything else can be up and down and round and round but like if this is your person for your whole life trust is number one and you have to they have to be where they said they're going to be when they're going to be there because if you don't have trust I mean it is I've just I've been in that situation and it's just a horrible way to live your life looking around

corners and worrying and wondering if you're not like it messes with you you're badass your word of the day and just like you deserve to be with someone who makes you feel safe yeah yeah and that's just like a hard thing to try to get yourself over and men aren't like you know when you're young guys you know might not be ready to be that that's true that's so true okay so our second question comes from taylor on email as well she says i'm a phd student studying science and i love what i study so much but there is a part of me that loves screenwriting and acting as the time draws nearer for me to actually figure out my life i don't know what to do do i just play it safe and be a scientist or do i take a risk and try writing and performing professionally how do you choose

between two things that make your heart sing be a scientist yeah i mean that was my like i mean that was my gut reaction well it's like if you if you're as passionate about science as you are about art and performing you're gonna have way more of a stable life being a scientist why don't you be a scientist but then like take some improv classes or like take a screenwriting class and like see after you realize like after you've done it if you realize it's something that you actually want to do that's the hardest thing in the world yeah that's a very good point because it's like i think the moment that you turn acting or screenwriting into your job um it does suck a little bit of the joy out of it so i would say that's a great idea to do what you love science

wise for a job and keep the passion alive for that other you know yeah because that's like a passion project yeah yeah i also think that because acting and writing or anything in the entertainment industry is the hardest thing you could ever like choose to do that if you don't love it 100 then you shouldn't be doing it because it's going to break your heart more times than you're going to be rewarded so if you're saying i love science 50 of that hundred then i wouldn't give up science to go do something that's going to break your heart and they'll probably be like a part of her that resents herself for not going after the science part of it because that is just so much more of like a stable solution she said she's a student yeah yeah she's good she's young and but

graduate don't like don't give up now yeah you acting will always always be there no matter how old you are yeah look at dr ken remember that guy that guy has a show on abc yeah he's like doctor forever and then he like was in the hangover movies and now he has a show so oh yeah be a scientist in la or new york so that like if you really want to like go out and audition you can like do that yeah on your lunch break yeah let me just sew this up for a second i got a big audition at two for like a geico commercial i mean here's the bottom line you're not going to get the commercial because joey fatone is doing it'll probably be me in a couple years that'll be beating you out for the geico commercial so sorry okay our last question comes from barbara

on email as well and she says how do you control your eating i'm an emotional eater and tend to shove chocolate in my mouth like i'm an out of control crack addict and when i'm done eating it i think i feel better but then i feel guilty the rest of the day clearly i'm not eating it for the right reason how do you control your eating how do you not give into your cravings in my head this is a much deserved reward but i know that it's not healthy thinking i don't have an answer for her because i think that she took those words out of my brain and put them onto a piece of paper so i'm like i don't know what to say because i'm the opposite like when i'm emotional and stressed out i have like no appetite oh you're so i hate you what a bitch oh my god if i have anxiety i won't

eat for like three days who are you it sucks i'll tell you my secret um whenever i try to get healthy or really like want to focus on my health i keep a food journal now i know that people are going to say that's like what anorexics do but i've been to two different health coaches and they both said to keep a food journal because when you're always eating and shoving in your mouth and stuff if you and then you have to show someone like if you do it for two weeks and then you're like okay i'm gonna go to a nutritionist or whatever it kind of makes you have to follow and like when i write down everything physically and people have like the tracker apps too it makes you more aware and then you're like oh i don't i'm embarrassed when i'm like eight two snickers

and seven you know what i mean it like kind of helps and so that's what helped me when i was like you know that time i worked on the cruise ship and they were like you gotta lose 25 pounds yo that's what i did i carried i had like a workout and then i had a just picturing you dancing on a cruise ship so gross yeah i mean there's like this is like textbook psychology that none of us are qualified to talk about but um i know that if i'm going to be stressed out what i'll do is i'll eat throughout the day or like if i want to go home and like shove crappy food in my mouth um if i know it's coming i'll just be really good the rest of the day so you can sort of like plan for the freak out and then not walk away feeling guilty because it's

like oh instead of having that burger at lunch i had a salad so that i could come home and eat like 5 000 bags of doritos that's actually kind of how i live my life yeah me too i like will eat like not really much during the day if i'm gonna have like a huge dinner yeah yeah i also try to be like really good monday through friday and then i'm a definite advocate of the cheat meal yeah even like two gmails if you want to do sat friday and saturday yeah as long as you're good every other meal and you're just having one like bad experience yeah i can do that because mentally if I just cut everything out and tell myself I can't have everything I'll go insane yeah I want to I just want to put a period on this by saying you know I have this health coach her name's Lisa

and she always tells me when I call her crying and I'm like I'm you know I'm all this she always says Kelty you have to remember that like you just can't shame yourself the whole world is going to shame you but don't shame yourself about how good you are at life so if you fail just fail on that day and then let it go put it behind you and start the next day fresh and don't feel bad about what you did yesterday or what faults you had yesterday or what mistakes

you made yesterday like start every day fresh and be a new and I think that's kind of helped me too anyway Jillian we're so excited you're here you really are

a lovely lovely lady and I'm so happy for all of your success you're one of the nicest ladies in Hollywood thanks this was so fun thanks for making time and guys

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