LadyGang - Just Us: FASHUN Week Recap

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

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Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek.

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. Someone in the Lady Gang is booked and busy. It's not me, and it's not Jack. It's Becca Tobin. She's not here this week because she is filming a movie, which we're so excited for her. And we're doing things a little differently because we thought we just had a whirlwind

in New York Fashion Week, and we thought you want to know all about it. So it's a long-ass, good week, bad week. Fashion Week edition. And we're really excited to tell you all the stories of our idiotness. And Becca Tobin, we miss you. We're proud of you. Congratulations on being successful.

We love you. Lady losers here just holding the fort down. Holding the fort down. We're videoing this right now, which is brave, to be honest, Jack. I mean, I don't think I've ever been more puffy and more asymmetrical in my entire life. Like, what is going on with my face? I landed last night from New York city and I had to pick my nose while I was getting the mail because I had such a spiky booger in my nose that it was like cutting into my nose. And that's how

dehydrated hungover disaster I am. Um, I'm so gross. I, I mean, here's the thing. People hate it when we like we're so gross, but you know, when you're the grossest. Well, I mean, being gross is relative to like, and it's usually pretty internal unless you have a spiky booger poking out of your nose that people are seeing. Right. But it's, we, we fashioned week so hard, like we really did many things and we wanted to save it all and give you guys a wrap up of what the real life fashion week was like, because it is nothing like the influencers told you. Absolutely not. I mean, it is, when you go behind the curtain, everything is just a mess. It's a cluster. And, um, I'll start off with the fact that I didn't even know I was going to

fashion week until I had already been out on tour with Jared on a music festival. Um, and then we decided that we were going to go. I had no clothes. I had no shoes. I had no clean underwear. I was just living life. Like I was going to be traveling to Oklahoma city and, uh, walking around like a city with nothing there and bike shorts. So I came with nothing and she's not here. So we can talk shit on her. It's all Becca's fault. Becca got invited to some fashion week shows. And then she came up with the idea of like, should we all meet in New York? Yes. And we'll podcast, we'll go to a fashion week. Like we can do meetings. Like we can see our book person. like, and we're like, this is a great idea. So we marked it off the calendar, Jack and I made our

planes. And then like 24 hours before it was time to go to fashion week, Becca's like, I booked a movie. I'm no longer going to fashion week. So it was like the two nerd burgers who weren't even invited in the first place ended up in New York city together. And Jack, when she says she had no shoes, you guys, she, you know, that's the one thing like Becca and I have the same size foot. so i could have lent you jack does not have the same size foot she's a tall model i got a big two shoes one was the white infamous steve madden boot which we tagged as isabel moran on instagram because we wanted to seem fashiony but it's not it's a steve madden it's steve madden it's it's all a lie you can go on my instagram right now i look at it it's embarrassing but everybody knows

and of course i had tagged it and still in the comments people were like like and i was like don't give up our gig we're trying to be fancy so anyway then she had a classic jack well she had her big ugly sneaker fine yeah and then she had a looked like a steve madden platform 90s slip-on wedge yes which was the fancy shoe available to us it wasn't it was my fancy shoe it wasn't a sandal it was a giant you olivio rodrigo's bringing it back from the 90s wedge yes absolutely what are we gonna do with this i mean somehow i pulled it off the outfit that i wore with those fancy shoes they the pant covered the shoe and they looked like they're a platform combat boot so i really i made it work with the nothingness that i had

for these two outfits and thank god the two shows that we went to they actually dressed us for we went to sing a sept and alice and olivia and they dressed us we had this amazing like fashion matrixy look for alice and olivia we're like the good witch and the bad witch everybody thought that we looked like the olsen twins which i think is the ultimate compliment ultimate compliment i was like i'm sorry what oh okay i will yes i am an olsen twin um yes so that was that was amazing and i guess we should talk about the nude because it leads to that dress okay yeah well we have so many things to talk about. Did you, do you have all your notes? I have a list. I have a list. Yeah. So we'll start off with the nude because that, uh, it defined fashion week for us. Yes,

it did. Alice and Olivia dressed us for their show, which was on Friday. And it's really, really neat when, so there's like different levels of fashion week, right? There's like, that I never knew about. Yeah. So the first, like the top tier level is someone's being paid to be there like you're such a star they want you to come so bad that they're giving you money and then they're giving you outfit and you have to like post a sponsored post on social media or just be there like you're getting paid we are not those people no no one step down okay so below us though is the people who are just rsvp'ing to the party and wearing their own clothes yes and so they're trying they might wear an alice and olivia frock that they had in their closet already

That slightly above that, where we saw at Sync-A-Set is like a fashion blogger who rented the runway, this jacket that was in style, but she, I was like, oh my God, we're wearing the same outfit. And she's like, rent the runway. And I was like, oh, they gave me mine. So I felt kind of cool. Then the middle of the ground is us, which is, hey, you can RSVP. We'd love to have you there. We're going to send you a great outfit, but you're not getting paid. You're not that important and let's be clear that we are only that cool for the two shows that we went to there were no other shows that we were even invited to we tried to get into every other show at fashion week tom ford christian siriano like and everyone else said no so this was like

fashion week was actually a fashion duo two events but we crushed the two events we went to i'm proud well and becca had already also told us that you should only go to two events or else you seemed desperado. So I accidentally, we did the cool thing to do. You know, we are too booked and busy to attend any other shows. We couldn't come to your show, Tom Ford. Sorry. I was too busy drinking Dunkin' Donuts in the hotel lobby, working on the book. So, okay. So for Alison, so the way it works is that the brand will email you over like a look book, or they'll say, go on the website and choose something you want. Now, again, the levels of fashion, sometimes your first choice is not available because someone actually famous has chosen it. And they, they don't want

you to wear the same thing unless they want you to wear the same thing and do who are date who are better. Because when we came to Alison Olivia, a lot of people were in my outfit and a lot of people wearing your jacket, but anyway, they let you pick an outfit off the website. And so it was funny because I picked this like mint green dress with a leather, the faux leather jacket over top and Jack, without even consulting me, picked the leather pant with the same leather jacket to wear in a different way. So we ended up being matrix. That's not the story. The story is the dress is reversible. So if you wear it one way, it's like a full body con little mini dress. If you wear it the other way, it has like a boob strap, a cutout breast. It's like a Gen Z cutout. Yeah. Like it

shows your stomach area. Right. So they sent us everything to New York. So we didn't try it on before. We just like hoped for the best. It arrived at the hotel and I was trying my dress on and I put it on and it, I don't know how to describe it. You saw it. Well, you know that you, you already told the story in the podcast from last week, right? I did. Yeah. We'll fast forward through this, but, um, yeah, you took, you took the nude. Chris wanted to have sex with you. It gave you a yeast injection, UTI. Then I got inspired. I took a nude for Jared. I was just wearing the Steve Madden, Isabel Marant boots. Uh, my boobs looked great. And then it looked great. And then, you know, the, the part that we can now fast forward to is apparently there's

been an, uh, an Apple hack. Yes. And now Kelty is really nervous about her nude because it's the first dude she's ever taken. And now it is in the cloud. My nude is in the cloud. Apple's been hacked but i did read an article last night that they're like only hacking important people so i feel like honestly my breasts do look amazing in that photo because i got them waxed like a few weeks ago at european wax center and so they're extra pink and no hair um so i mean you're welcome world probably be the best thing that ever happened to me you know i honestly the nude is great so if it gets leaked it's only going to help your career agree you know exactly hello lady gang the theme for the week for ladies secrets is family and childhood. That's right. Tell us all about your

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In true Kelty fashion, she showed up on time for the time that we, actually before the time that we were even supposed to be there. The show was at six, we thought it was at five. So we showed up early while they're still setting up and we're like, wow, nobody really wants to go to the Alison Olivia show. This is weird. There's nobody here. So we finally figured it out. So I'm like, let's go get a drink somewhere. So we're going to walk around. We're, uh, in the meatpacking district. So many cute places. We're

walking around trying to find a place. And we go to like, walk into this restaurant. I'm like, oh my God, that's Dave Portnoy from Barstool sports. It's like the only celebrity that I will ever notice other than maybe Larry David. Um, so I was so stoked and Kelsey's like, should we talk to him? Should we ask him about our podcast? And I'm like, he doesn't know who we are. Like he has no idea who we are. So we pass him. It's fine. He's walking around with us like super hot model girlfriend. Then we go and find a place to drink. We're sitting down and then Dave passes us again. And then from behind Jack, she's behind me. She didn't even know what was happening. And then I was like, this is a big moment for Jack. I can't let this slip by. So I

did what I did with Connie Britton a few years ago I yelled out hey Dave how are you let us know when you won our podcast and looked at I was like and then Jack go and then I go late again because he doesn't know our podcast I was like I just said it he yeah he looked at Kelty like she was in crazy and also you know that there are girls that are yelling at him and men yelling at him all of the time about all of the times yeah but he's like just another Tuesday in Dave Portnoy's life. And he ignored us. He ignored us. And he didn't even realize that he was in the close New York city streets company of podcast royalty royalty. But then, you know, the great thing that happened to me, do you know who the one minute man is on Barstool?

He like does his commentary on everything. No, you don't know who he is. He's the guy that I tried to hit on when we went to the Barstool offices. He was like the only hot guy that works at Barstool. Oh yeah. Anyways, he started following me on Instagram. So I really, I got what I wanted out of it, I guess. So Dave did go back to the office and was like, you know who I just saw in the meatpacking district dressed up as Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, the lady girls. And then the guy was like, Oh, that girl, Jack is hot. Yeah. I'm going to follow her on Instagram. No, I commented on a Barstool post and then he started following me, but you know, whatever we're getting, we're getting Barstool to notice us. I guess that's all we want in life. Is it?

no but it'll give me a little boost of confidence okay a little boost of confidence okay i'm gonna tell jack vanek story and this is the most jack vanek like thing of all time well it's not the most jack vanek but it's pretty jack vaneky okay so jack needed to be hydrated at fashion week like jack's water intake is a very important thing throughout the day yeah and so one day we were going to a show and we were like already a little behind but like we had to wait in the lobby for like seven minutes for Jack to have a glass of water. Like it was so important. Like no one would come help us. And it was like, the person was probably like, Oh, this girl's going to order a coffee. And then she's like, may I please have a glass of water? And I was like, I'm so glad we

waited for 10 minutes for this water. But anyway, another time we were going to the synchrocept show, which was in the kind of the afternoon. And, um, we had had like a lot of running around because we had like run to the tailor to get things tailored. And anyway, so we hadn't really eaten a lot yet and we're on the way to the show and jack's like honestly i need a snack and we know this that when jack comes to my house to work she always has an 11 30 cheese plate she looks she literally sitting in the office type type type type type type type type type type she looks at me and she goes i'm ready for my cheese plate and i'm like yes queen i shall go upstairs and get to your iced tea and it's my it's my favorite part of working with you is i get a little charcuterie

she gets a charcuterie from kelty so um we're on the way to the show and we're like right on time and she's like i just need to get a snacky snack and i was like okay so she goes into like a bodega as you do in new york city she comes out with like a very small minuscule bottle of poland springs water and nature's valley granola bar which is everybody knows new york snacky snack of all time like when you're on a rush you're just like you know what would be great a crunchy quick granola bar. That's going to get all over my shirt. Yes. Love a crunch. I got to have a crunch. It's very satisfying and a tiny water. Right. And so it was, it was not the tiny, like I put it in your lunchbox water, but it was like that next size up where it's like,

this is a water in three sips. It's gone. Yeah. It's not a big, like huge water. So she gets the water and then we're walking. And then on Google or on the GPS, it looked like we had like three more blocks. Yeah. I was, I was thinking that we'd have like a five minute walk. I could enjoy my nature's Valley bar. I could drink my water bottle. Yeah. So what happened next was that it was actually the next block. So she was one crunch into nature's Valley and two sips into the water bottle. And then all of a sudden we're walking along the show or towards the show. And they had like a ton of paparazzi and event photographers. And so when you come like Jack's wearing that little brown leather dress with the Steve Madden slash Isabel Marant boots. I'm wearing like a

full denim head to toe. We have our makeup on. Like we look cute. People know that we're supposed to be there. I don't know if there's a face sheet or what, but like they could tell that these chicks were attending the show. So they started taking pictures of us and Jack's walking, but she's like at fashion week, holding a Poland Springs and a half eaten nature's Valley. and the paparazzi is like oh my god no not even that we because it's like we turn a corner and then all of a sudden there's a million photographers they didn't have a face sheet i'm sure they're taking pictures of anybody that looks like they're dressed up coming down that corner yeah so we we turn the corner they start everybody starts snapping pictures i'm literally

like mid i you know how there's like two nature's valley things yes i took i ate one whole one because i was like i gotta chomp this down before you get in there i have a whole nature's valley bar in my mouth you know how dry that gets and how like you start like you're like dying i'm like crunching on a mouthful of food and they're snapping pictures and i couldn't get it down fast enough so half the pictures that people are taking i'm like there's like i have chipmunk cheeks because i have so much nature's valley bar in my mouth and then i'm holding nature's valley bar and my water bottle in one hand and then my phone in another hand like i'm not prepared at all but the background they don't like kelty has her paparazzi that she calls that she knows

his phone number that she knows that he's gonna like tag our names and like getty images or whatever i can't even get those photos because those would be so on brand of me just like falling apart walking up to this fashion show because because the truth is that the other girls that come to the show they are like this is super bowl like the lipstick is there's no once used plastic in this photo like it's like super bowl like you're ready you have a feather boa on at 12 noon like yeah you die for months you die to get your picture taken by these street style photographers and jack vanik is like huh what are we here is this fashion week oh i didn't realize let me just and then and then the thing is is that she okay so amazing so we go in

did you have the what so something happened where we went into the show it all turned out great we look beautiful we got our picture taken we saw the collection it was like really wonderful and then we walked out and somehow jack you still had the water bottle which to me i was like bitch sip that final sip and put her in the recycle like oh no jack's hydration she was like i better keep this one cup of water because you never know when you're like thirsty when i'm gonna be thirsty like god forbid i find another water bottle so we walked out of the show and then there was more photographers taking our picture as we walked out and jack still had the fucking poland springs i was like jack please put this in your backpack

and she's like my backpack is full i'm trying to shove it in my bag taking our photos and then as soon as we finally got the poland springs situated away out of the photographer's way they stopped taking our picture. I know we were finally ready. Kelsey's like, put the water bottle in your backpack. I'm like, I have a mini Louis Vuitton backpack. Nothing fits in here. And you're like, I'm going to put it in my bag, my purse. You had like a tiny little Fendi purse that was like four inches long. You're trying to try to smush the stupid water bottle in there. And I'm like, it's not working. Nothing is working. I didn't want to throw a Jackson three quarters of a cup of water. She might get thirsty. My queen. And you can't get hydrated. You can't have a picture

of you just throwing a water bottle into a trash can i mean that's social suicide bad enough that you drank a once used plastic you didn't have your own bottle like but you were desperate for hydration and jack she is desperate for hydration at times well this is when you drink a lot of water and then you don't drink a lot of water one day you literally feel like you're gonna die yeah and that is that's what i was going through at that moment so you know behind the camera trying to be JLo, you know, trying to be JLo, keep it, keep it nice and hydrated. It was, it was amazing. It was amazing to do fashion week for Jack because all I care about is getting my photo taken. Um, even at the, like Alicia, I went to the Alicia Keys after party with Chris for the

Met Gala. I know you have to talk about that. I know I will, but we have to talk about Sara Bareilles first, but I like, even at that thing, I was like having the time of my life. I'm like literally on the dance floor, grinding Lupita Nyong'o. Like I'm like living my best life. And then I was like, I'm eagle eyed. I'm like, where are the photographers? And I was like, Chris, I need a beautiful picture of me. This is their dress. I did not get dressed just to be alive. I got dressed to get my photo taken. Okay. Absolutely. Yes. I mean, that's what everybody gets dressed for. No, but Jack, Jack, you were not concerned with getting your photo taken. You were munching on a dry ass nature's Valley bar, walking down fifth Avenue. Like

you're not a person. I want that picture. If any of those photographers are listening to Lady Gang right now, I really need the picture. Please let us know. And also Nature's Valley. Like, do you want to sponsor us? You got so much for this episode. This episode is brought to you by $0 for Nature's Valley. The other thing I will say that kind of like one thing that took me back down to my level. So we were up at the Sync Accept show and they had like a house photographer there And he took our pictures and I took this really great video of behind the scenes of like him taking Jack's picture on the top, like the whole skyline is by his beautiful. And I was like, oh, this is such a good, good working moment. And then he took our pictures and I was like,

do you want me to airdrop like that video to you? And he goes, I don't have time for airdrop. And I was like, oh, there's better people here for you to photograph. Like, I mean, like he didn't want to be my friend. No, he, he did not want to be your friend. And once you looked at all of the people that went to that show it makes sense yeah i was like oh i understand why we showed up early and we're first and they seem so excited to take our picture had we shown up an hour later they wouldn't have even taken our picture no they'd be like you losers get out of here i know amazing but anyway thank you to sid cassette and allison olivia for realizing who the true fashion influencers of this generation are that's right that's right baby for still embracing sexy mature

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And remember, your first wax at European Wax Center is free. You're listening to The Lady Gang. Okay, so Jack would like to now tell you what it's like to get ready in Kelty's hotel room and your sad songs. Oh my God. I was like, wait, where are you getting with this? You're not that bad to get ready with. So, um, I know.

Um, this is such a bizarre trait of Kelty night. I mean, we talked about when we had, uh, Cindy Eckert on the podcast a few weeks ago, we're talking about songs that really get us in the sexual mood. And I have a whole like really sensual sexual playlist that I play when I have sexy time. And then when it came over to Kelty, she was like, I really love listening to like sad songs and not just like a sad, like, you know, kind of like, cause sad music can be sexy. You like a music that has really like heartbreak lyrics in it like a Taylor Swift like it's very very bizarre because that shouldn't turn you on and there's probably like some therapizing that needs to be done with that but for sure so we go to get ready in Kelsey's room for fashion week and

I go in and you know we're trying to like get in the mood like get pumped up get ready to go and I'm like can you put some music on like a playlist I was thinking maybe some Kygo something like that and kelsey puts on again it must be her sexy time playlist because it is sad it is depressing it is the lowest energy that i have ever heard in my entire life and why do you do this does this really pump you up i'm gonna go on my spotify right now and just like look at what this playlist was called because i you know oh they keep telling okay hold on recently played i think i played it was either love pop or no that was not pop are you sure oh it was acoustic hits oldies but goodies it was hello here's some of the songs slow dancing in a burning room oh my

god yellow by cold play uh break even by the script uh landslide by the dixie chicks and then of course we got to something always bring i mean yeah it's sad gravity what is that song gravity by sarah brellis that's when you broke your hit your breaking point with me oh i was like what is this garbage i'm gonna fall asleep not that sarah brellis is garbage but it's garbage for the mood you need to know like you need to read the room kelty i know i did i never read the room. My room is always sad. Um, ever. It's just like who I am. But so we, we had this great time. I did switch that music off at some point. I do love sad music. Sad music makes me feel like I'm moody. And I, I feel like it's the soundtrack of the movie of my life, even though no one's

making a movie of my life. Like it was amazing. Do we want to talk about, um, the dinner spot that we went to the last night that I was there? Okay. Please. Do you want to, you can, you can okay so chris has uh chris is in town uh his you know he's working with his clients there's tons of them in town and and he wanted to do this meeting with a woman who is working on um like a skincare line with him for one of his clients and he was like well she's in town and we're in town like we want to go somewhere where there's like a real scene and i was like okay and like a scene like you know what i mean like everyone famous is in town this weekend it's like kim kardashian's there i mean actually the list of the megal was not that good to be honest with you but

there's some famous like a lot of famous people in town a lot of like want to be seen people are in town so it's like kind of an exciting weekend in new york city especially after we've been like locked away for so long and so he's like i want to like go to a scene but chris does not know new york city like when he goes to new york city he goes for works so he's like in his office or he's like in his bed at the hotel like he's not really we're not club kids and i haven't lived in new york city for 15 years so everywhere that i used to go that was like the hot spots they don't exist anymore they've changed so like we're two fish out of water like we don't know what's cool so he's like oh i got this recommendation for this place it's like the

new york version of craigs yeah craigs in la is in west hollywood yeah craigs craigs is lovely nice people there delicious truffle fry but like it's basically like old school hollywood dusty kind of like dark vibes and like everyone famous goes there and it's just known as a paparazzi spot so we go to meet for dinner um and we go all the way up town and we're like at this spot and we walk in and it's like kind of sitting on the street and like a vibe and the lady's like oh my god thank you for coming um and they're really nice and i was like oh well like we were eating dinner really early. So I was like, of course there's no celebrities here. There's no paparazzi, but like, they'll be here, you know? Well, and she goes, the lady that like owned the

restaurant or whatever, she was like, Oh, just, just wait until later because this is, this is going to get crazy. This is the spot. And I was like, Leo, let me know when you're arriving, baby. Like I'm so excited to be at the spot. We're at fashion week. We're in our matching Mary Kate and Olsen leathers. Like we are so cute. So we sit down, we have dinner, we're drinking Number one, I just need to tell everyone something. There is a disaster going on in dining in this era where they are making giant plates and tiny tables. We need to rectify this, people. If you're the chef at a restaurant and the table is the size of a TV tray, do not put a tiny tuna tartar two bites and you're done on a 18 inch plate. this is a mistake there was so much shit on this table you guys why do i have 900 forks 900 plates like just give me the fucking tuna tartare in a nappy and i'll hold it in my hand like we don't have room for this giant plate so first of all my entire night was thrown off by the plate to table

ratio that was available to us and we're also having dinner with a stranger like if i have dinner with jack like i don't care i'll move my shit onto her plate and have them take the plate i know i get like so intimidated i'm like okay am i holding the am i holding the fork and knife in the right hands. Like, am I doing the etiquette right? When you're like with a stranger that you're like trying to impress at like a fancy place. I'm like, yeah. And then also, you know, it's going to be a bad night when you get to the table and there's a dry ass, long twizzler shaped bread in a can. Do you know what I mean? Classic, classic. I ate one because I was starving. exactly but like was it delicious no it's a complete waste nobody wants that type of bread

if i'm gonna eat a fucking bread you better make it a garlic bread that has tons of fluff and is super soft who eats this rock hard twizzler bread in a can how many people have touched that bread like i don't you know i don't want that bread i did not know you had so much disdain for so many elements of this restaurant no i so then we got wasted well i don't know if jack did but i just kept drinking tequila because it was so uncomfortable with the plate size like it was throwing me off yeah so then we're there for a long time like we had chris ordered chris night chris night business dinner we're exhausted it's been such a big week we're working on the book we're like podcasting in the closet like there's so much going on chris orders the price fix five course

meal i'm like okay cool we're gonna be here for three hours like that was such a bizarre choice which is our choice he's like i'll have one like they just kept bringing out one of everything we're sitting with someone that we don't know and we've been working all day like let's wrap this shit up anyway we're margaritas in and then a horror happened jack so then it gets crazy like the lady said so but not in the way that i was assuming you wanted it to i thought like it gets crazy. Like every A-list celebrity would show up and I'd have like a Channing Tatum was there. Yeah. He wasn't. So it got crazy in the sense that they started blasting music at levels that I don't know that my eardrums could even take. Like I'm shocked that I can still hear after

the horror of the level of music that they were playing. Then they brought out like every single friend that they had that was at this restaurant and they started a dance party in the middle of the outside of the restaurant but everybody in this dance party was my parents age and it turned into some sort of like a wedding bar mitzvah conjoined party for senior citizens um okay so anyway it was like when you're at a wedding and like hot aunt janice is there and she's like wearing all her Christian Dior and she wants you to know that she's wearing Dior and she's dancing sexually, but like, it's not the person you want to see dancing sexually. That's what happened. So we're, we're at this tiny table with big plates and we're like smushed

into it, a corner and then tiny outdoor corner. The next, the table next to us, they decided to have like 15 people at it. And there's these big old men smashing up against me. And I'm like, I'm still a little bit nervous about COVID, but go ahead and sit on top of me. This is fine. Chris has decided we're going to be there for nine hours with his price fix meal. And then we're with this person that both of us have never met. And we're trying to have a dinner, like talk about our lives, talk about lady gang, like all this stuff. And in the background is no it wasn't even that no it was like happy birthday it was happy birthday and it was and then these people start a conga line and it's just like what the is going on the music is so

loud we can't talk kelsey and i are like across the table from each other so all we can do is just like start like looking at each other being like please get me out of here like i can't and then I'm smushed against this, these other men. I can't even get out to go to the bathroom. Like I was literally in my version of hell that I couldn't escape for so long because Chris was getting his 15th course of his meal and we're in matching leather jackets. I mean, it was just a real journey. It was really funny, but my voice, my throat has been sore since then because we are trying to scream over each other. It's like being at a concert, but like a concert, I don't want to be at didn't want to be there the happy birthday played happy birthday three times i'm like okay

let's just do this once and when it started because when it started it started with happy birthday song and they like pumped up the volume we're like oh my god this is so loud and then it ended we're like oh it's because it was somebody's birthday they're gonna turn it back down they never turned it back down and then they played happy birthday like 15 other times it was really like that's what will be in my nightmares for the upcoming months yes i i did redeem myself i will let you in on some insider secrets to this met gal after party i went to everyone's on my instagram i wore this most fabulous ysl baby doll dress of all time um so they so do you remember before the met gal everyone was like making the rounds because rihanna had posted on her instagram

like if you're having a met after party don't because she was like saying she was gonna have the best party i'm sure she had a great party i'm just here to tell you the alicia keys after party was dope as it was so fun it was at casa cipriani like downtown um she was so sweet to invite me i mean i don't know if she even invited me or chris just brought me but either way she was amazing i loved her look at the met gala she like had a red lip which we haven't seen her do in a long time and then she had a middle part and all gemstones like in the bun it's very beautiful very cute i thought she was one of the best dress like not even just as a friendship thing like i just thought she looked amazing so she had this party and we showed up really early i showed up really early

because i was like i don't want to have to wait in line behind actual famous people and like not get in because i think there was only room for 150 people and they invited like a thousand so so i'm just there and i mean there were so many people there elon musk was there he's so weird in real life wait what yeah he was there he's in head to toe i didn't see her but like i gotta be honest so alicia has a new song that i actually really love called lala it's like a sexual song you might want to bone to it and all the drinks that she curated for this party were all michael jordan's tequila company michael jordan was there by the way i didn't even know he had a tequila brand it was delicious but she had all these drinks like you would have loved it jack like

with the froth coming out and like a sprig of rosemary in them they were there was a drink that I had was called the Lala and it was made after this new song. That's very sexual, but had like a salted side and then gold foil on the salted rim. It was so beautiful. I might've taken a picture for you. Anyway, I drank like 500 of those. I was like, how many Lala's can I drink per hour? And I was there for like seven hours. It was so much. So I was so wasted. So I don't remember much, but it's all coming to me. I do remember. So Alicia performed like in this tiny jazz club and she got up there and she like sang five songs. It was like super vibey. I was there with like MJ Rodriguez from pose and her, um, husband, boyfriend. And then out of this corner

of my eye, I saw Leonardo DiCaprio and his going out baseball hat, which she like is a spot, you know? So, so I, so here's the story with me and Leo. I know Leo. Leo does not know me. Yes. Yes. Of course. Does that make sense? Yeah. So Leo is really good friends with Robin Thicke and April Love Geary, who are our friends and Chris's clients. And I see Leo once a year, Robin loves have a birthday dinner and he has a birthday dinner once a year. And it's like the most magical dinner. Cause he invites like 16 people, like all of his closest people. And he stands up and he does a toast and he goes around the table and like shouts out every person and why they're special to him. And even though I'm like the wife of the manager, he always does

a special shout out to me and be like, and Kelty, she's so brave. She's such an entrepreneur. Like, so anyway, but for some reason, every year that I go to the party, I sit beside Leo. Oh. Or across from him. Like I'm always in close contention to Leo. You're near Leo. I'm like Neo, Leo adjacent. Like he definitely, anyway. So then I see Leo at the party and I'm wasted. So I text April Robin's wife. Who's like the coolest doesn't give a shit about celebrities and I should be that way. So I text him. I'm like, Hey, I'm here. Leo's here. I need you to tell him I'm here because, uh, and like that we met a bunch at the party at the birthday party. And she writes me back in quotes. Hi, I sit next to you every year at Robin's party.

I'm Kelty. And I was like, Oh, I guess that's what I could have said. Anyway, I never went up to him. I don't feel like Leo wants to be approached when he's wearing the baseball hat anyway. No, he definitely doesn't. And I'm actually shocked that you didn't approach him because you are definitely, I mean, you're saying approaching people when they don't want to be approached. A hundred percent. So there's a couple like moment of flashing that like, I remember from the night and one of the parts was me like grinding on the dance floor with Lupita and her sister person date um like i think it was like a sister or a friend they came together for sure and she was wearing like the denim i think it was ralph lauren that she wore on the met red

carpet like she didn't change and i'm like just dancing and it's super dark like you can't tell who's there swizz beats is like djing the music's amazing and i'm like dancing and i don't know who i'm dancing with and then i kind of looked up and i saw like her gems on her face and her big hair and i was like oh this is no big deal this is an oscar winner and i'm like like i'm just grinding so hard anyway it was so fun and then the last thing i remember is that i was walking out and i ran into like sierra um vanessa bryant um the oldest bryant daughter who's now a model and she walked at the met gala and i remember walking past them and then i just turned and i was like you did the damn thing she looked so good and i was like you did it you look amazing you crushed

the met and she was like thank you oh my god that's so nice and like we were kind of in the vip area so it's like she knew that she knew that you weren't like a random that you're like kind of important there weren't any randoms at this party it was all good people so it's like when i came up to her i was like we could be friends but we're not friends anyway i had the best time my feet hurt i was hung over i was like i'm back when i party i party hard javalia comes out which is like my alter ego javalia was out and she had the best time yeah my dancer friends have had i've had an alter ego for like 15 years and they call me Gevalia. Um, I started in Italy like many years ago at a friend's wedding. And it's like, cause when I drank tequila, I'm so fun. I'm so social.

I'm the life of the party. You need to drink some more Kelty. I think that your best self comes out when you're so fun. When I'm Gevalia really are anyway. Um, I'm really embracing being like the hot wife plus one era of my life. Like Chris and I went to France and I was a sexual plus one. I went to this party as a sexual plus one. I have to be honest. It's so much better to be in the party than standing outside the party, trying to shove your mic into people's faces. I'm just letting everyone know when they're like, Oh, are you still on? No, I'm in the party now, bitches. Yeah. I'm doing my own thing. I got invited. Kinda. They don't need to know how you got there. You know, you could have gotten invited yourself. Well, then the funny thing was just one last

thing is that I landed last night and I got a Google alert on myself and it was like some website and they were like recapping the party and they used some of my Instagrams and it was like healthy night took this. And I was like, Oh my God, they're like waiting to see what I post on my story. Cause I'm in a cool party. No, I think cause you're still the press. I mean, allegedly not really, but anyway, it was so fun. I loved my hair. I love my makeup. My feet hurt. I'm still hung over. Please go on my Instagram and tell me how beautiful I am because now I'm disgusting again. And that was New York fashion week. I hope you guys enjoyed our wrap up. That was, it was such a whirlwind. It was so fun. And we had a blast. And I also

think that no matter what happens, Becca will never let us go anywhere without her again. She's going to be like, I need to come and like, keep you guys chic and cool. Cause we were not. no we're embarrassed when it's just me and you we're pretty embarrassing but that's okay 100 okay um well listen we had the best time uh i do want to just drop something our lady gang line sweatsuits and tees are on sale right now at the ladygang.com please uh check them out they are selling out and some sizes already sold out so if you want to get them um please go over there i just remember that we have a business to run and it's not just drinking and parties um live your life thanks for joining us and um we will see you next tuesday thanks for listening the lady

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