LadyGang - Just US: JoJo Siwa, Eclipse Mania and one hairy ball!

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

We hear you! You love the ladygang podcasts where the hosts just talk about our own lives. In this new series "JUST US" we are updating you on the latest in our ladylives! Jac and Keltie are obsessed with Jojo Siwa's Adult era, Keltie's going into DRAG, Jac might buy a murder house, plus Becca thinks the key to life is being happy being unhappy. Let us know what you think of this show in the comments below. Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Skims: Shop the SKIMS T-Shirt Shop at SKIMS.com - Once you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select LADYGANG from the dropdown menu! Framebridge: Need frames? Visit Framebridge.com or a local Framebridge store to custom frame just about anything! Huggies: Get your baby’s butt into Huggies best fitting diaper! Huggies Little Movers. We got you, baby! Progressive: Quote your car insurance at Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

well what is this welcome to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to change around here each week we catch up with hollywood's hottest girl posse kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik hello hello hello welcome to the lady gang i am becca tobin you're with jack vanik and kelty knight nice to meet you all do you think you have new people are you wearing like neon green headphones yes very it's a marathon of you it's like very marathon i think they were i think they were zacks so i just definitely guys dude this is a guy headphone um i don't know why i have them but i just was so sick of wearing the big headphones for that we podcasted because they

hurt my ears yeah they hurt my head so i'm cool squeezy squeezy you know this is what the kids are doing so it is they're like we love a cord every time i see an ad on instagram that's like never lose your airpods again with this chain i'm like that's called a headphone that's called a corded headphone like you guys you really did me dirty i had derek um do you guys will see it the next time you come to the house a very deep clean of the office closet to the point where we found this little tiny drawer thing at home goods and each drawer has its own type of charger so it's like usbc usb and he labeled them all like i mean it is intense intense intense but then i looked at him and i was like is this necessary for humanity life is so life is complex

okay do we need all the companies in the world for me to need 19 different drawers to get the power to the powerful things i need in my life that's why apple got sued and you have to they have to use the usbc cord now because there's everything yeah so at least that you can get rid of all your yeah they got sued by i think like europe but the iphone is still the iphone no no the new iphones are usbc usbc and i actually got pissed about it because i was like well great now now nothing plugs in now i don't have all of my phone chargers in my cars nothing works and if people don't have the new iPhone because they're not cool like me, then they don't have chargers I can borrow unless they have new computers. It's like pick something, stick with it for like 20

years. Land obsolescence, baby. That's the plan that they have to do now then. So everything has to be USB-C. From now on, it'll be a little bit easier. But what about my ring light? What about my camera? Also, this is not world problems. This is somebody who is a personality. Nobody nobody else has ring lights i mean the ring light era is over since people have stopped zooming from their couches no you're right you're right okay fine you'll you'll find your ports all right i need to okay put it put it on should we jump into good week bad week yes okay it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no who would like to start i'll go first my good week and it's like i didn't want to love this, but I really like the new Jojo Siwa song. Me too. I saw you posting

about it and I'm like, I don't know what algorithm I'm on, but I am on the Jojo Siwa algorithm. Every other video is a Jojo Siwa video. I don't even follow her, but like I'm seeing everything that she is doing and you know, her rebrands a little interesting. Um, but I have like a soft spot for her for some reason like i kind of love her and the song is catchy and it's good and it's stuck in my head no matter what she's doing what do you think i haven't heard it no matter where i am i'm in the sauna i'm reading a book i'm cooking karma's a bitch i should have known better if i was a bitch and she's with you right now and like i don't even dance but i feel like i could do the dance because she has like just flailing she's got this crazy flailing move in the beginning of

the dance that like went viral and everybody's like making fun of it but like is this like a genius marketing thing that she's done or is this her just being her and like it just took on a life of its own like that's why I think it's the artistry of it because I'm like nobody knows nobody knows if it was a joke or if it was planned or if it's this or this or that but it's in everybody's heads I think it's really interesting so way back in the day do you remember when Beyonce like did a hot drop of her album yeah and it was like just like boom we got an album and it was like so crazy because people didn't do that right you did like a six month lead up and then everyone started doing that and then you know what beyonce stopped doing it because it doesn't work like in

the music business it truly doesn't work like chris has had clients that are like we'll just drop it and he's like it takes so much to break through to pop culture you really need people to see something 35 times to even know it's happening yeah even when you're the biggest artist in the world and you need to sell a lot of records like you need to sell a lot of records to that's why Taylor Swift's like I have a new album coming in four months pre or like you need time um and I think Jojo like if I'd seen it twice I probably wouldn't be as invested but I I went through this journey of I'm like what the is this and I was like this is the adult era and then like is this song a bop and then all the hate and me being like leave this girl alone she's just trying to like

make power pussy pop music for us and like and wear glitter like she's our version of Cher like just let her live you know so it's like and then I got defensive over Jojo because I'm like can we just be ourselves like let her just be she's done nothing except embrace and inspire the youths of America for 20 years I just hate when somebody tries to do something different and like express themselves and then they just get shit on this is not related but Clayton the bachelor i don't know if either of you know who he is but he's like started to try to dance like he's a bad dancer but he's been going to like dancing class and he like posts his dancing videos and they're not good and people just rag on him and make fun of him so much but i'm like

does jackie schimmel repost his dancing oh my god it's cringe he's not a good dancer like he's very stiff but like he loves dancing and i feel so bad for him because i'm like the dude is just like he's found something he loves he's trying to express himself and like everybody is hating on him and it's gonna get to him and then he's like never gonna dance again well then get off the world stage you know if you can't take the criticism get off the world stage get out of the arena that's what i have to say he can't take the criticism though he keeps posting yeah obviously and you know what if he really likes to dance it's making his heart happy he doesn't also have to share it with the world like you know if you're if you don't want to receive the criticism

don't put it on instagram but if you want to keep doing the thing that's making you happy you can keep it private if it's you know so I just I don't know I I the haters are gonna hate that's what you do when you're in the arena as Brene Brown says yeah get in the arena get your ass kicked get your ass kicked and if you don't want to get your ass kicked then keep your big dance videos to yourself Clayton yeah well I love it and what I didn't what I what I didn't understand was just one more thought about Jojo Siwa yeah is like I love that she's like this is my adult era and it's so kid coded but it's like she like 22 yeah well she's like she's like this is my miley era this is my like can't be tamed um because the song was actually an old but but then

no but did you see in the song the lyric is like it's but shit it's supposed to be like i shouldn't have around but she says f'd around in it and they're like this is the adult we're effing around she doesn't know she has lots of little babies you know but what was so funny is i was like oh she's in this like weird kiss cat suit that's like rhinestone and stuff and i was like i mean it's a choice but like i get it but then when i saw the video i realized she was like it's she's actually a sexual like um like lizard thing from the ocean she like comes she swims and then the shoulder pads are actually webs oh it's like very like water world kind of she's like a sexual I don't know what I would love to see honestly Jojo Siwa I'm gonna this monster I'm gonna put a

public PSA PSA to the public I want to see the director's cut of karma I want to see the take it one step further and really kiss the girl I want to see them does she not actually kiss the girl there's a very close kiss and then there's some dry humping I want to see the adult like I want to see i want to see director's cut x-rated i want to see jojo siwa xxx not is that pervy that's probably pervy but i'm like no she's a i know she won i know she wanted to go there but she also realized that like she does have responsibility to the youth so she gave us adult era that's the thing it didn't give us like a disney plus yeah adult era like a hallmark movie where it's like they're a little they're in love they're kissing but like but we can't show no

one's getting off you know like i want to see that real the last thing that i'm going to say about jojo siwa is in her adult era she also got her car wrapped with her face a million times on it yeah so that jojo siwa car is driving around la and i really want to have a sighting that would just be like great celebrity sighting i also for the girl who does our social media i want you to put together every time one of those girls said one more thing about JoJo Siwa. I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated by her too.

I'll say one more thing. I did an interview with her at Studio Siwa. So she has this whole compound in Burbank or wherever it is. She's like Tyler Perry. Seriously. And it's like a huge dance studio with Marley. But then we don't realize it's like in the back. And then one

corner is the podcasting. Like she's really smart but then you go in the back and i see all the workers and it's swear to god they've been plucked they're like they're seriously dance moms from dance moms but like that she's imprinting her own merch she's an entire merch section in the back and there was like five parents that were like i swear to god i was like am i walking with her am i working walking into the sure personal dance and like mrs patry's making a costume right now it was like that kind of mom and they had the heat presses and they were making and then they were folding them and putting them on the racks for like Jojo pink, Jojo purple, like adult era. That's the kind of passive income I

want. Oh yeah. And she's making a hundred percent profit there. And you know that we are buying, you know what? I, one more thing about Jojo Siwa. Where can I get that shirt that says karma's a bitch? Cause she has been wearing the t-shirt. And the other thing, one more other thing I want to say about her. One other thing I want to say is those are not earrings. Those are rhinestones. I was up close with Jojo Siwa. If you look at her ears, you think she's like a million like zoe kravitz type um earrings they're stickers she glues rhinestones in different patterns to her ears every day oh my god it seems like last thing i'm gonna say about jojo siwa is like along with this rebrand she's also like rebranded like her whole like um voice and stuff

to sound like billy ray cyrus like she used to be like hey it's jojo siwa welcome to my house now she's like i have there's this one video that went viral that like everybody was like cringing about because she's like if you could have one heaven date or like meet a dead person basically but she kind of like turned around and like put the hand on the table to be like all sexual kind of looking but she was dressed like billy ray cyrus i love it and like kind of and like had the glasses and then the voice so i'm like it's an interesting sort of like uh the rebrand's interesting but artist's evolution i'm fascinated and also like deeply impressed but at the end of the day the song's number one on youtube it's charting and it's a banger like

it's a good song the song the song is in my head i can't sing one beyonce song i don't know one song off the new ariana grande like you know it's a it's a classic like pop like this is it a-list pop song okay best new artist at the grammys 2025 jojo siwa okay what okay my bad my bad week is 30 minutes later Jojo see what I've said um I've had everybody asking me if I got the house because a couple episodes ago I put my first offer on a house and I would like everybody to know that I did not get the house there were 18 other offers on it yes 18 it went for $170,000 over asking. And that's where I'm at in my house. Have you made any new offers since I'm actually putting another offer on a house this morning, but there's this new thing that's

happening like with the housing market, especially where I'm looking, where they put houses on the market for like $200,000 less than they're just to get the traction, just get the traction. And the house that we're putting an offer on now has been like on the coming soon list for two weeks. so now you have like every single person in the world looking at this listing we went to the open house there was 100 people there no and it's just like it's a billion different like piranhas looking for this one option of a house so i mean you just have to know and it was the same with my last house that i bought whatever they're asking for the price add two hundred thousand dollars to it that's kind of like what we've learned yeah because i'm like uh i'm like we could have afforded

to you know put an offer on of what it went for but i didn't know we thought it was like a little bit under like we didn't know that now the housing market like what a house is going for is just like a an arbitrary number that's going on right it's a tease you should start doing that thing that they did in stepbrothers remember they didn't want their parents selling the house so they kept staging these crazy things for when people would go see the house they'd be like it smells in here one of them pretended to be dead oh yeah and jack i like honestly am not that good right now like if you need me to drive out and like have a medical emergency and die well you guys somebody died at the house that we put that we're putting it off that's fine an old person an old

person okay natural causes but like you know and it didn't the vibe wasn't weird like it wasn't like dark next time you're at one of those open houses though you should be going around being like did you hear you heard about the murder here did you hear we're not really bothered by it but you heard about it right yeah we don't we don't mind but like i feel like it might be a deal breaker dark saint satanic shit but um you know i heard the neighbors were real or no i'll just go next door pretend to be a crazy neighbor crazy neighbor oh you're looking at the house i live next door it's great i love looking in over i work i work weird hours i hope that won't bother you uh i'm a party planner i usually test my sets at like 10 p.m yeah i need something like that

because this is it's so i'm a woodworker i like to start at 6 a.m with my hacksaw okay yeah i need that jack yeah thanks it's hard out here rebecca so my good week is i love the kind of in the vein of curb your enthusiasm oh no that was another episode we were talking about it i have brain damage um jerry seinfeld on talk shows is my favorite he is my favorite person because he always talks about all the things that i feel so deeply in my soul you know when people go to see tony robbins and they're like just something about him just speak so directly into my soul this is jerry seinfeld for me completely he talks about hating going on trips with but he goes anyway but he's not gonna enjoy himself he doesn't enjoy vacation his wife is at this point she's

prepared to know that she doesn't have to keep asking him if he's having a nice time because he's not having a nice time yeah so I feel this way about so many things in life right I'm just like where's the joy where's the joy I'm looking for the joy I can't she can't find me and I can't find her she's a stranger yeah but then I realized the thing that's crazy is that within this I don't see the joy and I can't like you know I can't embody the way people feel about Taylor Swift It makes me feel weird because there's nothing I feel that passionately about. And so it's, it's jealousy. It's like, why can't I find happiness in a Taylor Swift?

Why don't I have a thing? I don't have a thing. But then, you know, Jerry said on this one interview, he goes, I am happy being unhappy. I am thrilled to be, because what it is, is I'm being authentic to myself. Yeah. Because the things that make other people happy may or may not even be making them happy. They might have just talked themselves into enjoying this quote vacation. But if you really got into their souls, into their essence, and you said, would you rather

be in the comfort of your own home right now with the things that you love? A lot of people might say, you know what? This beach is beautiful. But yeah, get me under the blankets in my own bedroom. Yeah. So I do think I'm living my truth. And that's why I'm so happy, even though I'm unhappy with so many other things. So thank you, Jerry. You've just an icon forever icon. Okay, so that's my good week. My bad week is something I saw on Instagram, and I am so disgusted by it. I got a little bit of a stomach bug a couple days ago, but it was nothing other than a little bit of nausea

came over me and I barfed I'm not pregnant everyone I have an IUD don't text me I just started to get this you know it felt like a little bit of food poisoning it felt like some something whatever so I was like that's so weird I haven't had like a stomach bug in such a long time strange and then the next day because our computers are in our consciousness or our phones are in our consciousness now I got an Instagram ad or thing targeted to me it's a guy who is the gut doc he's the gastro guy and he said that every time we get a stomach bug it comes from someone else's butt oh so the butt particles well isn't your child in diapers yeah but but he didn't have a bug so it's you're getting someone else's bug but the bug is transferring

from the butt from the butt i would have just thought like getting in with someone else's that's E. coli. That's E. coli. But this is a bug. So I somehow during the course of my week came in contact with someone else's butt particles. And that is so disturbing to me that every time you get a like stomach bug, it's because you kind of have someone's butt particles in your mouth. Well, have you ever seen the study about how much fecal matter is like on your cell phone? Oh yeah. Bring your cell phone into the bathroom and there's just like poop all over it poo everywhere there's poo there's poo just like everywhere in life it's just is it getting into your nostril or not mine did i'm sorry you haven't been feeling good it's okay

it was quick so it must not have been a powerful poo particle i know one one barf is pretty one little barf just a little barf nice it was so weird that is weird usually it's yeah okay um Well, I have a good week and a bad week, obviously. Shocker. My good week is this is my first time chatting with you guys, really, since I had my – we pre-taped a little bit because I was having my surgery. So I'm back to work this week, and surgery went great. Thank you, everyone, for your awesome messages.

And it's actually been harder than I thought it was going to be. But here's the real f***ing kicker, the real bad week. Okay. So you go through the surgery. I mean, I don't remember the first week my mom slept in my bed with me. Like it was like, it was a lot. And what they don't tell you really is that the farts are the worst. Like they pump you so, they pump you up with so much CO2 that like I would be in child's

pose and then I would get up and then I was like, and they want you to walk around so that you fart out all the gas. The gas pain was almost worse than the incision pain the first week. Anyway, second week incision pain feels like, um, if anyone's had a C-section, like it feels like all of your organs are gonna like fall out the bottom of you like the basket doesn't have a bottom so i'm wearing like a you know a wrap thing to like keep my organs in there very one just strange thing i want to say it feels very strange when you turn over and like for the first two weeks um it was like my body was all my organs other organs that stayed were like sloshing around

because there's room. So they're trying to find, they're trying to find a new room. Yeah. So it would be like, Oh, is my bladder going to live here? Isn't that like when you get a C-section, they just like take all of your like stomach out and then they just like throw it back in and it finds its place again. This whole thing has made me rethink everything I thought I know about human body because we are taught that the, you know, uterus ovaries is going to look like it does on a poster and like everything's going to fit in like a nice puzzle like you're playing that operation game when you're a kid yeah it's a giant stew in there like the other pictures that i got from my surgery and stuff it's just him going around with his doctor chopsticks being

like water over here let me just find those ovaries anyway so the whole thing was incredible um i i am back at work it's a little bit difficult but i'm feeling good here's the real kicker no one tells you until i went to my post-op i'm like a week and a half after surgery and i'm like so you have four you have the entrance for the camera and then you have four i have four like incisions one of them's my belly button and i never watched the surgery on youtube before i did the surgery because i was like i don't want to know um but they actually do do a lot in your vagina vulva too like so they go in yeah they they go in because i had my cervix removed so now i just basically have like a hot pocket in there like a sex pocket it just goes to nowhere

so they basically like take it out and then they sew across the top so i am like a human fleshlight now in there crystal of that i'm like but then i have so many questions like where does where will the sperm go where where are the ducks to lubricate do i have them anymore like do i need to clean it in a different way like with a q-tip like i'm confused if the whole system is not there like anyway i have so many questions but at my first post-op here's what's happening so i'm like looking down i'm having you know i'm peeing and i'm just trying to like get my stuff together and my vulva is like so swollen red red red red red and i was like i don't know i guess they did something or maybe they used a tool too tight or something like is just really painful and i go to

my post-op and he's like how's everything it's like i don't know dude did you give me a yeast infection were you dr matthew i was a little itchy but it was like just really inflamed yeah and he was like oh yeah i should have told you about that so we like pump you up on iv antibiotics right after the surgery so that nothing gets infected. And I was like, I take one antibiotic light and I got a yeast infection. So not only was I healing from the hysterectomy, I had a raging yeast infection. And I, anyway, so I took a Diflucan, but I was like, what the, and I was like, you know what? That's womanhood in a nutshell. You're going to get, you're going to get this huge surgery. And not only that, you're going to be uncomfortable. It's going to be

horrible but we're also going to just throw in a yeast infection uh so uncomfortable crazy i was like i'm not even wearing pants i mean it's really the perfect time to have a yeast infection anyway so my good week is this um the lady gang is so amazing our community is so so so so so special and there are times when they're like you know blowing up our facebook group or burning boxes which hasn't happened in years that you're like, Oh, like why, why, why is it so hard to just have a community of women? You know, I was actually just talking with, um, the girls from the morning toast about how they shut down their Facebook group. Like I was like, no, we're like in such a good place. I, there's a girl, I just want to shout her out. There's a girl in the lady gang

named Sophia. She DM me on Instagram. She had her hysterectomy the day after me. she's a lady gang member and she was like i was so glad to hear she's my friend for life now she's my history she's my sister we went through this a perfect stranger i have never met her in my real life we went through this surgery in the last three weeks together like we were best friends we text each other all day every day what are you feeling what are you feeling this is working for me did you get the heating pad she's having like bladder trouble after her surgery which I'm not having. And I was like these, but this is what I bought these fresh start panties. And we're like, she's like, I went to a brunch on like week one. She's like, I felt so bad for

my family. I went to a brunch. I was like a brunch. I haven't even got out of bed yet. What the fuck? Like we've been comparing notes and like female friendships and female support are just so important. And I've been very emotional in a way that I didn't expect to be, um, like weirdly emotional and um and uh but like then i would go on the lady face group and there's like these this then there's this wedding a girl got married and she was like here's the lady gang girls i've only ever met one of them in real life and there was like five of them and they all were like in lady gang friends from around the country in the world and they came together for wedding and the wedding was the first time they all met in real life shut up yeah and so i just like i

just want to say we're amazing you know and it's not us because you the community have curated these friendships and have made this amazing but like going through something so scary that I didn't know anyone that had had what I had and having Sophia to go through it with was just so special and I just love us I love us that's so cool nice I know what are the chances doing better She's doing good. She was like, I just, she has kids. So she was like, I just had to get up and get going. And I was like, oh, you're like, I'm going to lay in bed for two more weeks.

Mom, I need some tea. Okay. When we come back, I have things I want to complain about. Now back to the lady gang. Okay. We're back. First of all, I want to let everyone know I'm off the diet Coke, which I was before the surgery too. But, um, I think the last diet Coke I had was with you, Becca. And we were like

having a hard time with technology. And I was like, let's go to the drive-in and get a diet Coke. I don't know when that was months ago to the drive-in hot, hot diet Coke. Um, but I, there's a new soda in town. What ginger ale since my surgery, I have never craved anything the way I've craved a ginger ale. Ginger ale is because it makes you, it makes you feel like comfy. Yeah. it's like a sick drink it's a sick drink it's a comfort drink i'm loving it just letting you guys this is like when you discovered barbecue sauce a couple months ago groundbreaking she's like there's this new thing called ginger ale i like to drink it when i'm flying i always thought it was so when people fly right yes yeah everybody like exclusively drinks ginger ale when they fly

and bloody mary mix are two drinks that people will exclusively like they'll only drink them if they're on airplanes and no other time in their lives it's so bizarre i don't know what it is but i am one of those people i always saw people and i was like god i didn't realize that ginger ale was such like a hot drink on the airplanes well ginger ale at home when you're sick with a little saltine like that is the combo amazing and i haven't really had like much of a um hunger like nothing tastes good right now so just ginger ale anyway okay um i need to talk about something that happened so my friends in the lady gang becca and jack during my surgery sent me a get well present from Bloomingdale's.

It never arrived. No, it did. It was stolen, I think. Because it says when something is delivered, it says was left on the front porch or it says where it was left. Yeah, but I left my gate open this whole time and they brought all my packages up.

Which is why it said was delivered to the front door on the front porch. Who stole it? Damn, somebody came all the way up your driveway and stole it? Someone stole it. That's scary. That's so scary.

What do you do in that situation? is it just i think you call your credit card and cancel it do you look can you look at your camera the day it said that it was delivered and see do you does your camera keep the history okay so i can give you the day i think i screenshotted it for you this is so boring for um the listeners but well i'm dying to know what it was i know well if you can't find it okay we can have them resend it um it was a pretty good gift that's why i'm pretty annoyed it's okay um we'll we'll keep the lady gang posted but i think you should look at your camera okay oh it's like an investigation oh i love an investigation okay i have something very important to send to you right now and we'll

post it we're gonna post it um on the lady gang do you know what it is no i don't know what it is okay so this is a video um i know i'm confused about the love of the eclipse is basically what i'm gonna say so becca i know was really pumped about the eclipse well because she was in the path of totality yeah jack how do you feel about the eclipse well you know why i didn't do enough research before i didn't realize that it was a total eclipse some places in the united states the eclipse of a heart like if i would have done because we just had an eclipse i was like we had an eclipse last year i was like what is the big deal um if i would have known i would have maybe been one of those people that got an airbnb because it's like i saw this tiktok of bill nye

he was like out in a field with a bunch of people where it was the path of totality and he like all these people got to watch the eclipse with bill nye and he has this microphone and like they're counting down and then he says something like how lucky we are to be alive and i start crying i'm like this is like the most emotional thing ever you're experiencing like the coolest anomaly on earth with bill nye like that's i'm beating myself up because i'm like that's where i would have wanted to be with bill nye you know i feel nothing about the eclipse until i saw an amazing article there was a spanish television news where they asked a news channel they asked everyone that was watching the eclipse hey send us your eclipse videos i want and this aired on tv i just i'm

going to send it to you now please watch this now no no that's someone's ball sack they didn't check it out before they put it on the air no it's like how during covid people kept sending stuff and you would think it was information about the pandemic and then it was just that guy's huge dick you remember that yeah yeah photoshopped into everything it was so crazy it was like basically like the rickrolling of yes what's amazing about this video is it starts and it you're like you're like oh i'm looking at the eclipse it also says it says he accidentally shows oh no no the news station accidentally shows yeah because they were just like send us your videos and then they would just like cue them up in real time psycho

literally incredible i couldn't wait to show that happens me too i was like got to who got fired today yeah got a way to go shit that's the way to go how'd you get fired from your job oh i uh during the show i actually approved a video of hairy balls like that is honestly the last season that's been on morning show has been a little ant that's what i need reese witherspoon and jennifer aniston where i should be fighting about where's the hairy balls like that you're right you're right missing okay um before i let you rant i have one more rant i need to be mad about. Okay. So as you guys know, I've been learning Spanish and I'm, I'm like, you know, I'm getting, I'm getting really good at the Duolingo app. And I don't know if that

means I can speak Spanish, but I can definitely like fill out a Mad Libs like really fast. And I know a lot of words, but the Duolingo, I just need, this is a public service announcement to Duolingo. The app changes faces based on how well you've been doing and how long you're streaking. and if you don't go into your duolingo app for a couple days it starts looking old the duo face the little oh my god it's trolling you the little owl goes like it turns its face down it's like tired i'm sad duo is sad he's so fucking bitchy and i'm like you know what duo i'm doing the best i can okay they're trying to guilt you into using it they because they know people are gonna fall off nobody stays on like nobody keeps it going but they do like this whole thing with

like the streak oh my god you have a 10-day streak one time i had a hundred day streak and i was so excited i didn't want to break the streak but like shit happens some days i cannot do the class yeah i wish that my berries app would just be like a person that just gets fatter and fatter and fatter the longer i go without going to class right that would be effective for me honestly and all these um i mean i still have a cycle but i don't have a period anymore but even like the period tracking apps like i actually don't want like the the charts i just want my face on like where i am in the cycle right emotionally i have energy and then i'm like yeah or like it starts getting asymmetrical like parts of my cycle like the eyes start moving further apart yeah i'm just

like a little anyway duolingo off i'm doing my best i'm sorry well i guess they're not going to be a sponsor of the lady gang no well it really works i'll tell you something in spanish um bring it back yo quiero mucho practicar uh mi espanol en mi casa con mi amigas uh i've been practicing practice i like practicing spanish at my house with my friends how did i know that because i guess i'm fluent well i think also living in california yeah you pick up on more spanish than a lot. Okay. Here's my last thing. Sorry. I know this is very centric on me, but then I do want to shocker. Um, okay. So the best thing ever is happening in my life. As you guys know, RuPaul's drag race is my favorite show of all time. I never missed an episode pizza Fridays.

I come home, I order pizza from Domino's. Sometimes I make my own rising crust DiGiorno and you got to try the Bonza, the Bonza pizza. It's the chickpea, you know, they have the pasta it's all yeah it is so delicious so delicious so much protein very delicious but is it fluffy um not necessarily but i i don't i like a more flat flat bread vibe you like a fluffy do you like a deep dish not a deep dish but i like like i like a lot domino's is fluffy pizza i know what you mean by that it's like let me know shitty pizza like good shitty pizza okay anyway i will try it though i'll try it this friday pizza yeah give it a try the margarita is my favorite you're listening to the lady gang pizza friday i watched the last

week's episode a second time and then at eight i watched episode then at nine i watch untucked and now during uh you know now i'm signed up for the world of wonder app and i'm watching all the drag races from all over the world drag race mexico drag race uk versus the world i'm watching every drag race i get an email to my emu's email hi we know kelty is a huge drag race fan would she like to come to las vegas yes i would to see the drag race live show i've already seen it twice um but spend the day with the queens they're gonna put me in drag they're gonna put me why wasn't this not like a good week we were just throwing this at the end of the episode it's crazy it's too exciting i wanted to talk about it and i didn't want to

have to anything else to talk about. Like I'm going at noon, uh, the 26th at noon, they start dragging me. And then I'm going to do like a special, I'm going to come out on stage during the show and I'm going to anyway. So I had to bring a couple of my own things. I have to bring my own shoes and they're going to pad me. I'm going to get a huge ass and I want a big titty plate. Oh my God. I'm so excited about it. And, but here's what I need help with from the lady gang, which is why I need help. So I need to have a drag name. So, so far, well, so far I've come up with late night cause like late, but then the E could be the E late night. And then I also came up with using like Vaughn Mantrap as my last name, like Keltishka Vaughn Mantrap. You need to ask

clayton hairstylist oh yeah he will have the best okay best because i want it to like be really good because i want to use it forever like i want sometimes to just come and maybe spend a saturday as kelty von man trap it can also be your literal little alter ego yeah yeah my dancer friends call my alter ego gevalia cafe which is like when i get drunk they're like is gevalia coming tonight and i was like we'll see haha and then i was like oh no not drinking where did they get that from i have no idea cafe i mean it's actually so good it's actually really good chevalier cafe yeah is it like pot of chevalier pot of chevalier cafe pot of shot pot of shot is a ballet move jack oh i was like i don't know what you're talking about

but you knew chevalier right and a pot of chevalier what's the step of the horse that's why on the panic at the disco album pretty odd there's a song that sounds like horses i know you listen to it excessively and it's called pot of cheval because ryan ross played me that song and i said this sounds like a pot of cheval and then i pot of cheval around the parking lot in myrtle beach when they were writing that song very cool and i don't know why behind the music uh episode here that's why that's called pot of cheval bitches doing little uh little horse walk step of the horse gallop why were you other people when i was potash revolving around the myrtle beach rocket rehearsals exuding sex appeal i'm sure oh my god

with a bleeding toe okay do you guys have anything you want to talk about today no haven't we talked enough um no there's nothing new to report um in my world it's actually lately when people have been asking me like what's new with you i am at an all-time loss of telling them anything new and i think that's a good thing because i don't like high highs or low lows i really like to just exist so it's okay but it doesn't give you a lot to report to the community uh status quo you know status quo which is the way to go for me um leah's pregnant which is exciting very exciting did you know i didn't know that yeah um a lot of people in my life are pregnant with their second babies um there's a lot giving you second baby no i don't you know

I'm actually entering a stage of parenting that's easier even though he's a toddler it's just easier because I can communicate with him yeah I don't have to watch him as closely as I used to before you know if we go to somebody's house I don't have to be in the room that he's playing in that's a big thing that people don't talk about that much where what's like the sweet spot to where you don't feel like you have to be hovering over your child at all times two is pretty good I mean, I don't want to if there's a pool, I'm not doing that if there's like certain things are still very high stakes. But if there's a playroom in a house that we're at, and I know the kids in the family, like that's such an easy thing. And I can like stay in the kitchen, hang out with parents and like he can do his thing with other kids. So that's really nice, which is why I don't really have baby fever for number two, because then you lose that freedom. yeah so yeah we're in a good stride and he's going to start school and it's going to be wonderful oh a little ford going off i can't wait to meet ford lady gang we're doing we're

planning a big austin trip we're going to do some podcasts down in austin and i'll be meeting ford for the first time which makes me a terrible friend but not really i don't care about any of my friends babies but you know like i'm very upfront i'm not really into your baby until it's a toddler yeah i'm not either i wasn't into mine until he was a toddler you know yeah they're not they've nothing i'm not into babies until they're jojo siwan i'm into people's adult eras yeah absolutely okay well i love you this was so fun thank you for letting me talk my face off in time excited for your vegas trip i know oh my god can't wait to see you drag you need to text clay right now and say i need a good drag name and we'll report back to the lady in community

also we'll do a prompt on instagram if anyone has ideas i'm really interested and to give people who don't watch drag race like a little backstory like what is a drag name what does it have to like tell us the okay so like it usually what's interesting about drag names is like a lot of them come from like a you're part of a drag family so like sasha colby is the mother of carrie colby and so you're like part of the colby dynasty or um lady dion or whatever so it kind of needs like a family name but since i'm the only one i'm not in a family um but like some of them are really dumb like there was a girl no offense this season called mandatory meeting her name in real life is amanda so she's like mandatory meeting and then the final three on this season of

drag race are nymphia win nymphia wind she's um and then plain jane this is really good plain jane is like really cunty and funny and very dry and they have to do the one of the last challenges what they have to do like they have to turn one of the staff members of rupaul's drag race into like their sister and um he made his sister's name lazy susan plain jane and lazy susan so funny that's good and then um the third one is safira cristal which is like she's like a southern belle everything's big like it's amazing so i don't know where the what's your vibe gonna be like are you gonna channel like a real housewife yeah i don't know because i don't know the costume like i kind of i'm not sure like i want so there's there's a drag queen that i really love

named Jada essence hall. Who's in the show right now. And I hope they model because of all the girls, I feel like we'd be the same size ish. I hope I get the modeled after her. Cause she's really glamorous. She's like what they call a pageant queen. Oh, that's, that's definitely your vibe. Like I'm not the show girl. I'm not weird drag. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm just really excited about how big we can make my eyes. Cause you know, my tiny poop eyes and it's like when they put the glue stick on my eyebrows and they draw my eyebrows super high and this is all my eye like i think i'm gonna be beautiful i cannot wait i can't wait to see you and i also we were talking about this in the dressing room at e i was like i should do something like lalavon cooter smack

or something or like something about high kicks or something but then they're gonna want me to kick or do a cooter smut i'm not available for cooter smuts or kicks right now i think you yeah yeah the moment I think you should lean into maybe like your news persona yeah that's what I think too yeah so the glam and the like can you yeah I think the glam pageant girl it's like Joan Rivers on Fashion Police times Andre Leon Talley maybe I do a Leon Talley yeah anyway let me know Well, we're excited for you. Yeah. I'm so excited.

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