LadyGang - JUST US QUICKIE: Thalassophobia

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

What happens when the LadyGang pops a bottle of champagne before hitting record? Pure chaos, of course! In this bubbly and slightly unhinged episode, the ladies spill the tea on five things they tried once and will never do again (seriously, what were we thinking?). Then, fueled by fizzy inspiration, they dive into five bucket-list dreams they’ve always wanted to chase. From hilarious fails to champagne-fueled revelations, this episode is a tipsy mix of laughs, bold confessions, and a little liquid courage. Pour yourself a glass and join the fun—it’s one for the books! We have deals for YOU!! Activations: Reach your full potential! Start your journey with a 14-day free trial at Activations.com/ladygang   Cover Girl: Superboost your lashes with NEW Lash Blast Supercloud Mascara! Only from Easy, Breezy, Beautiful COVERGIRL. http://bit.ly/3Ez5HC9  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik let's make this quick hello hello hello welcome to lady gang quickie this is becca you're a jack and kelty so excited to see you this is things i'm glad i tried will never do again and things i've wanted to do but i've never done right and this is very important because the amount of this that comes up and instantly is sexual is terrifying oh i didn't even think of one thing sexual i mean i didn't i i thought of answers that could be sexual but i couldn't answer them does that make sense things i've tried people i could imagine women being like five things i tried but will never do again like

anal obviously that's number one for me i literally have anal isn't it crazy that i'll probably die having not had anal me too what you never have never no thanks i did in amsterdam once with chris were you like on mushrooms we took we drank a bottle of wine wow that's all it took crazy it's all it took i mean it's not oh god mom i hope you're not listening it's not unpleasant it feels the same way this is this is only i like it had a finger up fingers yeah like it's not like that no i know it's like the feeling depends on the guy do you i know you don't remember but do you remember when you lost your virginity and it like went up the hole for the first time you're like oh this is like weird and it wasn't

like quite wet enough and it wasn't like quite all the things enough but you yeah that's what anal feels like i don't love it i have you only had it once i mean i think there was a time in vegas when i was wasted that chris did like whatever he wanted to me and i don't really remember it in like a good way do you have to usually prepare for it you don't just do i don't remember but no you're supposed to yeah you're supposed to be like a leather boot okay please don't listen to this mom okay five things i'm glad i try to never will do again what's yours becca snorkeling in deep waters in deep waters what do you mean by water we were in hawaii when you can't see off the shelf yeah we were in hawaii and we went out on a boat and then we

went snorkeling and when i looked under that fucking water to see the ground the great a bit like it's this expansive never-ending it's like claustrophobia but not but the opposite no that's Yeah. Philosophobia. Yeah. I completely experienced that. Philosophobia is like the fear of like the big ocean. Yeah.

And I just felt unsafe and it was not where I wanted to be. Have you heard of the theory that space is really at the bottom of the ocean? Because, you know, we know nothing about the bottoms of our ocean. I could see that. I could totally see that. Yeah. It's like once you go that deep, then you like off into space. Whoa.

I hate when you talk like this. I hate it. so much the deep ocean is crazy we know nothing about it but we know like when the big bang theory started like that sounds like bullshit listen the whole world's fishy to me lately it is i don't trust anything or anyone you know when you watch like the national geographic deep deep sea and they show you like the creatures that are down there and you're like yeah why are we snorkeling in there you don't have any snorkeling down there i don't trust a fucking any amoeba if you don't have eyeballs yeah no i don't want any part of you i don't like some of those deep

sea creatures have really cute eyes because they have to be big. You would say that. They're so cute. I hate you. I love them. Mine was skydiving. I'm so glad I did it. And bungee jumping. Glad I crossed it off my list. Oh, I forgot that I bungee jumped. When? In high school. That's weird.

In Destin, we could do it at Lady World if it's still there. I'll go. I'm thinking about trying to petition to be on Special Forces on Fox. I would die. You would never make it. You are the most delicate. I think she might. No. No, I'm so hardcore. no she might can we discuss her car accident that almost quote ended her life but she would have the

mental capacity to get through it yeah i you need to be on the traitors over special forces i know i'm gonna try will you really try to get on traitors they don't have it's mostly reality shows and then like one lord they don't have any news news host i know but you they they do sometimes have like a random yeah like somebody politician remember well no there's always like an english parliament person yeah that's what i'm saying the lord yeah they did have one of those this season yeah you could arvar you could definitely get yourself on there okay thank you mine five things i didn't explain why am i skydiving okay because okay so i went it's pretty self-explanatory i went skydiving in hawaii and then i fell in love with my skydiving

instructor i loved him and then we became really good friends me and afton with the two guys we went with anyways like a year later all of their skydiving crew went up and their plane crashed they all died yep not the guy neither of the guys but the literally everybody that we hung out with in hawaii they're dead they the plane went down even the skydivers i hate this story even more than i thought i would i told you it was dark but like like it was the same plane that we went up in same place see this is why you don't skydive nice things anyway sorry five things i'm glad was yours really anal that was number one number one okay number two eyebrow lamination the amount of times we spent going to get an eyebrow we got so hoodwinked by the eyebrow lamination everyone

was like yeah yeah we gotta laminate the eyebrows and i went and i went and spent 45 minutes on hundred dollars and someone put perm solution on my eyebrows and then put the plastic on and i sat there and then i could brush them up nobody thought that was attractive no it's only attractive on a supermodel it's not attractive on a regular gal listen i don't think that there should be trends with eyebrows i think the eyebrows we need to stop with the eyebrow trend it should hold on my thing i'm holding space for no eyebrows should not have trends they should just be the eyebrow that fits the best on your face and then that's it have that not too thick not too thin it's so true thank you it's so true yeah the bold eyebrows are out and so we're like thin no i'm saying like when

people like tinted the shit out of them like the blonde people with the super dark it used to be like the look i'm doing nothing with my eyebrows i'm actually annoyed because i went and got my eyebrows microbladed the last time 100 years ago by a girl that's now a realtor which means she never cared about my eyebrows and i still have a little bit of residual tattoo in there i've been trying to get like take my ends off and they're not coming off oh um mine five things i'm glad one thing i'm glad i tried but we'll never do again date an actor oh yuck you know because it's like i think i would have felt weird if i had never tried i think i would have always wondered and just been like could i've been a power couple could it have been and then i'm

just so glad that and i just would never you know never bye um my next one is lady gang tv oh my god because i was literally like we should pitch it again no stop why never no but a version that we'd like no no well show me the money i don't think there's much exactly yeah um i'm glad i did it because like i do appreciate leading for like pushing me out of my comfort zone and making me do things that i normally would never do um but the stress was horrible and i literally in success do you think you would have felt differently no i just it wasn't worth the way it made me feel it made me feel horrible sometimes we cried in the closet mine is kybella and all the crazy lasers like there was an era of my life where it was like pre neck lift facelift

where it was starting to fall apart but it wasn't dr diamond worthy yet your face was falling apart yes and i would do anything right like they were non-invasive they were like it's non-invasive but it's thirteen hundred dollars and you're like four thousand dollars for three sessions okay i'll laser and it was so painful and so horrible the cool sculpting the kybella like the all the non-invasive and it's like you know what girls save your money get a facelift like it's just not if you want or if you want you don't have to facelifts are like a hundred thousand dollars these days no like the big the big ones you can get like a good facelift into the south for like 30 000 yeah but like i'm just saying i just i'm glad i did it i'm glad i did it

so i never do it again like i'm not interested and then i'm the voice of reason like literally over the holidays i have to be honest i could never spill the tea but i have like probably six to nine celebrity friends that I talk them through their facial plastic surgery during the holidays, like December to January is when, and then I became the face. I became the plastic surgery girl. People were like, I'm on day five. Am I gonna? And I was like, you're fine, girl. Like, let me call you. Send me a picture. Like, uh, don't hack into my high cloud. Cause all the celebrities. Bye. Wow. I'll never tell you who they are. Cause I'm a vault of friendship. Um, what was your next one um oh one of mine was uh living in a house with five girls oh yeah like

yeah i it was my glory days we lived in a house called the pink house it was five of us during college years it was literally like the best time of my life and i would kill myself oh yeah but i lived in a one-bedroom apartment with two other girls in new york did you one bedroom how'd the sleeping go so we put up one of those like temporary walls and then we had one of those ikea bunk beds in one of the rooms amazing and like a double and the other like fake room it was so fun it was very fun yeah it was very fun i used to pass out a lot wearing my shoes i believe that and they were like new york city shoes like disgusting it was disgusting but like to me i i don't know new york city felt cleaner then it probably was it did feel cleaner it

probably was you're like it's not so bad i live by the park yeah it's it's so weird now that i go i'm like did i just not notice it then but there's so many feces of humans and animals you didn't care they cut sanitation costs for the rats wait what there's a problem what the new york rat problem but hasn't it always it's always been a rat problem no but i think that new york cockroach because they cut sanitation i mean everybody's cutting costs of things but yeah it's me i feel like you don't know you didn't live in new york no i feel like she does know she just doesn't want to like get in trouble or something like she knows something but doesn't he's glasses on jack i know everything the lady gang um my next one is nude photos oh my god not only nude photos

sent on a sidekick you took nude photos on a sidekick of course that's honestly this one i was such a pixelated because the pixel was no probably it's like very low yeah we didn't know was it a vagina or an elbow we don't know just like a shadow yeah very elusive early i what i thought chloe kardashian did a pita ad where she was naked and i was like oh i have to do that and i did a pita ad where i was naked and i recently found that pita ad and i was like no no no no one needs to see this golem body and i don't want a naked photo of me then i don't want a naked photo of me now like i don't do nudes say no to nudes is mine i don't send him to chris i've never sent him a nude i've never owned an iphone chris and i have never owned an iphone and sent a nude huh

i sent one picture a hundred years ago when we first met of me in the bathtub with my little like butt sticking out of the bubbles that was the extent of the nudes wow i'm just sending jared pictures of my hives and he gets excited because it's like it's your body right next to my vagina Oh, like your hip bone looks like itchy and you're like, but I thought they went away. They came back, but then they kind of want to wait. That's the whole thing. Well, tell me more about your hiding. No, this is really upsetting.

It is upsetting actually. So mine was having a wedding or large party. I hate a party. Right. So there were so many years of my life. I felt obligated to do all those things, have a party for myself and the wedding being the grand finale. yeah and since then i can honestly say i've yet to you had a party for ford well i have yeah

you don't have to i don't think you should do children's birthday parties i think that's actually the only people who should nobody wants to go to your child's birthday party except for kids that's the point he wants to go because it's like every time i try to hang out with my mom friends they're like sorry we can't on saturday we have four birthday parties because you'd rather take your birthday parties you'd rather take your kid to a birthday party than have to find something to do with them on a saturday take me to cheesecake factory antique healthy i'll give you because i don't want to go to the only people who should have birthdays patricia are patricia from southern charm recently said birthdays are for children

that's so true it's i've never resonated with anything more yeah agreed okay my last thing a smoking weed any sort of a cannabis product but a gummy a weed never again my last thing is having red hair you know there's always a girl inside you that's like i could do it i know i have i'm a red hair girl and then you look back at the pictures and you're like no you're not i liked my redhead moment but mine was like bright orange i know mine was too i'm jealous of anybody who can have can look good with any color hair like a lindsey lowen yeah she looks great with any color hair yeah but that's very rare it's very rare there's that that pacific specific type of red hair it's like the box red hair it's burgundy it's brown but it's got a little like it's got

a little purple red in there yeah what about it it's claire danes's hair color yeah i remember yeah i remember wanting that so badly and i tried it you did in high school yeah myself my mom was like i'm gonna kill you wow do you have a picture can we use it as the cover photo of this episode i mean i doubt we have a photo i did not document my life and scan it the way that you did you'll be so happy when her house burns down that everything i have is scanned who will be happy you will be happy when you will be happy no when your house burns down you're gonna say when i wish i had scanned but what why do i have pictures i don't even have pictures to scan they're all in if you'd ever been through a flood like me i did at 16 i have no photos of my childhood i don't

have a single i studied classical ballet for my whole life do you think there's one photo of me in a tutu but there's not one of me either and my parents didn't have a flood why because like who's they don't love you no but who's taking those pictures i don't know yeah i didn't have i didn't have like a photo crazy family didn't no so disappointing i have nothing not a santa baby not anything thank god i've got nothing okay zach's whole house burned down when he was in college so they lost all their kid pictures all that stuff yeah a kid picture is very important to the adult yeah but trying to get in touch with their child here's the thing is that it doesn't matter anymore because all my kids pictures are on a cloud no i understand the cloud could go

kaboom when the internet when the world connects the cloud i still have the night server which is my own server that you can't with it's not a cloud it's my is it a night server because your last name is night or is it called a night server night server what is i have my own server i made my friend jeff connected my own server the database is in canada and then i have a version here and everything i have my wills my every video of lady gang every interview i've ever done every photo lives on the night server so if icloud goes down tomorrow if apple ceases to exist and all your photos are gone everything's still in the night server so you're good you have lady gang photos you and the cowboys cheerleader outfit you great the photos I'm never gonna ask for again

don't worry I have everything we've ever wanted freaking me out though what do we have to like now do something with all these photos in our phones yes but like I don't want to get a server not around when tiktok shut down and you could not look I mean I know you're not a tiktoker but like tiktok shut down and then they were like save all your tiktoks and then you went that night to TikTok and you could not get on TikTok. So if you hadn't saved your TikToks and it didn't come back, there's a whole lot of things about that. But like, if it didn't come

back, you would never have access to that. There could be a day. I don't need my old TikToks. But there could be a day where the iPhone or the iCloud just ceases to exist. Oh yeah, for sure. And you don't have those photos. There'll be bigger problems that we're dealing with. So you're going to want the Tobin server. My friend Jeff, splicemedia at gmail.com

can help you. You're going to be fine. okay five things i've always wanted to try but have never done we're gonna go rapid succession here we go mine is threesome have you guys heard of threesome no i feel like i should lesbian i didn't even think of a single thing i didn't either i've never kissed a girl really never kissed a girl ever ever what should i kiss you no it's too late you've kissed many lady errors but not like a real passion like a make out have you had a like a kiss with a girl i used to literally yeah and i used to like practice with my friends how to kiss each other oh i didn't do

that you didn't do that oh we did wow okay broadway obviously it's never gonna happen cocaine never tried it wow i've never had you want to try it i've just now is not the time oh my god that's exactly what justin sylvester said at work when i was like going through my no no you're gonna die and i was like okay that's exactly what you said and then um okay my number five is five things i've always wanted to do but have never done is to tell an actor their movie sucks oh i have to interview actors all the time and i have to watch their shitty ass secret life of pets five or whatever it is and then i go on the red carpet i'm like great job but what i mean is like this sucks so yeah becca mine are um take a cookie class so not a threesome

wow you're boring okay um spend a month in italy oh cute yep delete social media speaking of have tons of tattoos right like a christina perry where you just get covered tons and read all the harry potter books oh my god you never read them i read the first one and i was like i don't understand time they're great no i know but like i watched all the movies over christmas i tried that too it was i couldn't i'm gonna i know i can do it you know what i mean it's the type of thing where that story ever i know well that's not ever it is not better than lady secrets available on amazon forgot we even did that it's right there right there i forgot about it okay mine's go on a safari uh create

large format art put out this song bitches in the bathroom that i wrote with alexis when we're 21 right and i we every year it's on our manifest list yeah um be invited like i was like go to the super bowl because i've always wanted to go to the super bowl but i want to like be invited like and do it like vip invite but i never will be weird no i get a super bowl i think it'd be so fun but i don't want to go as like a commoner i want to go as like travis but even my people my even my friends who have gone as like invited people it's a shit show i know but i would love it i would love a shit show i would have so much fun no you'd be worried about like scary things happening i think yeah i'm not why did i bring it down like that i'm sorry you guys and then my last

thing is like turn down money like because like I'm not in a place to turn up money that is such a good answer you know like I would love to be offered like a big amount of money and be like I don't need it I've done it or even a little bit but like I've actually it that's like I've been able to do that only a few times yeah and it did feel amazing yeah but be like I don't really want to do nothing I'm like I will not in the mood at this point yeah yep so that's I mean was should i have taken it probably would i take it now probably but at the time i was like no i don't need this you know bye i'm famos famosa famosa okay we weren't here for a long time we're here for a good time lady gang is produced by podcast one with podcasting production

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