LadyGang - Just Us: Skibidi, Gyat & the having Rizz (aka Brain Rot)

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

The internet has dubbed it "brain rot" but we are just trying to stay on trend. In this episode we break down all the newest gen-z slang. Plus, the most painful type of filler, is barbara the dog the real #hawktuah girl?, a run in with Ash from GGE, Plus, does everyone have skin tags or is it just us?  Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Boll & Branch: Need new sheets? Check out Boll & Branch’s  Annual Summer Event with 20% off sitewide PLUS free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/ladygang  LadyGang is brought to you by BetterHelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/ladygang to get 10% off your first month! PaleoValley: Ready to hydrate smarter? Head to paleovalley.com/ladygang for 15% off your first order! Nurx: Take control of your reproductive health at Nurx.com/lady  Quote your car insurance at Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive! Get your baby’s butt into Huggies’ best fitting diaper! Huggies Little Movers. We got you, baby.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

well what is this welcome to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to change around here each week we catch up with hollywood's hottest girl posse kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik hello hello hello welcome to the lady gang i am becca tobin here with jack vanik and kelty night what's up good morning what's up ladies good day good day ladies good day good day um how's everyone doing it's it's very early for you two i think we're all like collectively struggling right now but that's okay we're gonna get through the only thing good about me right now is my lip filler that i like i'm happy about it's starting to like be normal looking because you know right

after you do lip filler it gets hard like yeah a little bit lumpy and you're like what have I done and so I'm starting to see like that I'm gonna like it um okay I have a question so everyone tell so I've been thinking I want to do like have you seen like the border lip filler yeah yeah um and everyone I know who's gotten it it looks really natural oh really very like very very natural. And, and then I was like, Oh, I kind of want to try it. Like, even if it's like a baby, baby syringe, but then everyone's like, it's so painful. It's so painful. And I was like, what does it feel like? And everyone says bee stings, but that's what the Botox feels like. Is it more painful than the Botox lip flip? How could it be any more painful than any other lip

filler? It's not like you're going. No, no, no. I'm saying lip filler in general. I don't know. It's very painful, but is it more painful than the Botox? But how you've never gotten lip filler before like ever never in my life swear on ford's life i mean it feels like filler anywhere else in your face i don't think so i mean maybe it's more painful i don't filler other places on my face hasn't i've been so numb but everyone says if you numb your lips you still feel it you still feel it yeah but like i mean i don't know i don't think it's that bad what kills is the dissolver that is like the most painful thing in the world when they do the filler dissolver I've never had a dissolver on a scale. So the, the lip flip Botox, how much more painful is it

than that? Cause that to me, that's painful. Yeah. That cause that's what I'm saying is I'm like, that's pretty painful. If it's more painful than that, it's quick, but I like, I don't want, I can't sustain that kind of pain. I think it's around the same. I don't remember either one of them being any worse than I think the lip flip Botox is a six, no four and a half. And I think the filler is a six but it's doable and it lasts a second and apparently if you do the border there's less bruising somehow i got a big bruise so i'm wrong yeah i haven't i need to look into this i know it's a very it's all the rage it's all the rage oh there's always something new hot it's always new um okay well now it's time for hot rage good week bad week good week yes it is

bad week oh no um i'll start because my but my good week is so incredible and i think jack you're gonna really really um understand what about me um no your loyalty your loyalty lies elsewhere is how i'm gonna set this up so i this year unfortunately for the majority of this year I was only a gold medallion for Delta. Ah, yes. And it was a tough pill to swallow because I've pretty much been platinum because of all the travel for so many years

because of tour and all those things. Like I really collected those miles, right? Yeah. And this year has been really humbling being a gold medallion. And so for people who don't fly Delta, first of all, my condolences. But second of all, the rating is no medallion at all.

Yeah. gold platinum diamond no silver gold silver oh yeah yeah just like basically nothing like we'll give you a free drink on your birthday i'm like okay southwest don't ever compare my airline to south delta is number one baby don't you dare okay so i didn't know this but i got alerted on my flight home yesterday that i have become platinum medallion officially like as of today and I did not know that you could be bumped up mid calendar year, but I got bumped up to first class yesterday. No. Yes. No. Seat 1A. And I was like, I can't believe how much my luck has turned around. So I just, I'm so thrilled and I cannot wait to finish the year out as a Delta Platinum

medallion. It feels so good. I, they changed all their rules. So it's so hard to get status on Delta. However, I did find a fact for anybody that, or a fact, a hack for anybody that flies Delta. They don't tell you, but like you have rollover miles from last year. Cause it changed the whole thing. So they're like, you're starting from zero in 2024, but they have rollover miles that you can turn into the MQDs. And I got like 5,000 MQDs, which like boosted me up. how'd you do that on the app you have to like it's like really hard to find they make it so hard so nobody's gonna do it is this what you guys feel like when i talk about sconces yeah yes um whatever you used to just shout concierge key from the rooftops okay you know

exactly what we're talking about i'm it's our time now kelsey i'm happy for you guys i'm so happy um okay so when you can i did a bitch it was so nice um okay so now that i'm elite that's my good week my bad week is that i was you remember when maddie came on the podcast and we were talking about how strange it is that men feel the need to spit everywhere yes no it's so strange i can't understand it it's just so disgusting and you know how i feel about spit also so i was walking barbara and i have a really bad habit when i'm walking the dogs i get a lot of work done on my phone you know I'm on a sidewalk they're strapped to me like I have the across body harness or whatever so I'm like doing some emails doing the thing and they stop to sniff everything so I let

them because I'm such a nice patient dog walker and I'm like gosh I'm looking on down on my phone I'm like Barbara's been sniffing forever that's usually Orly and I look down and Barbara is lapping up a giant loogie on the sidewalk on the sidewalk which mind you is inches inches from grass you know so like if for whatever reason you must hop the loogie you must snort up the snot and drag it down the back of your throat and get it out of your mouth the sidewalk is it was two inches from grass and I was dry heaving I was screaming you would have thought she had put her face in a like a poisonous venomous snake I like hurled her backwards she's traumatized I'm traumatized it's the grossest thing I've not come near her mouth in days oh my god that's worse than poop

like I think that it's worse than anything I think it is too I really do so gross it's sick sick sick so for all of you guys no one no one in the lady gang is hawking loogies i know you guys are so much classier than that but if your husbands are partners or we know it's all men stop hawking loogies like what is wrong with you vocabulary of what we have in our english vernacular to describe this like hawking a loogie it's like such a weird way of describing earth it's sick did you guys see the hawk tour girl god jack is she on she on tiktok corners of the internet that you visit this is not a corner this you might be the only two people that haven't heard of it it was like one of those like man on the street videos i actually haven't watched it

so i'm just like like describing what i've heard of it and he was like talking he's asking girls he's like what's a move that you can do that a man like will never forget and she's like you have to do like the hook to a thing where you're like spitting on their dick before I think you give them a blown job. I want to die. And it went like mega viral. And then allegedly she's a preschool teacher and lost her job, but then now is selling hats with Hawk tour on them.

And as I'm selling a lot of hats, you're going to have to sell a lot of hats. Just as someone who sold hats to the lady game community. It's not, they're hard. It's not, the profit margin you want to be in okay you're like you're basically like cool we made 25 cents off each hat i think that that is wrongful termination i don't think you should be i mean

it's it's foul and it's weird that she shared that on a public forum but i don't know is that it's not illegal it's not i don't i don't know i mean it's here's this is my response to it is you would never catch me doing a man on the street interview that's you never know what they're gonna ask her maybe she just doesn't even understand didn't understand how big man on the street was i don't even it what it was some random guy wasn't like it was like billy eichner it was like some random guy doing shit around like oh like going she was drunk it was like at night but like i don't know it's like you never know that sucks for her i know but i think she's still nuts she's crushing it she's crushing it um i'm gonna go next because i have an airport

related um good week so i was doing a very early morning flight like i do it's my go-to like a 6 a.m 7 a.m flight and i went to go grab starbucks at terminal 2 and lax and i was walking back to terminal 3 because now they have two terminals and as i'm like trudging up this hill i see this girl running like she is like sprinting to go to her flight and as she's getting closer and closer I'm like I look at her face and I'm like hmm I'm like wait I think I know her and as she's passing me I'm like that's Ashley from girls gotta eat podcast oh yeah yeah we know we recognize each other as we're but we both were like looking at each other like hmm and as she's passing she's literally running and she's passing me like reaches behind she's like check Ashley and it

was like in slow motion like it was a movie it was so funny and then she dm'd me like five minutes later and she was like that was insane it was such an insane like run and she's like I'm late I'm like me too oh my god wait why are you getting coffee that early in the morning don't you want to sleep on the plane no i'm bringing it for my my plane poop because i have to have something to trigger because you know you shouldn't be drinking the airplane coffee even though i do sometimes so you will always poop in the morning on an airplane yes that's my only chance especially on a long flight wow wow unless i have like a short flight i usually just forego the poop that day oh i can't do that i'll do anything i'll forego all of my sleep to have a poop and it

still doesn't really happen i didn't i didn't know that you were this committed to the airplane poop oh yeah i'll kelty saw it happen i held her hand she held my hand um okay so my bad week is remember a couple months ago a couple weeks ago i don't know what it was kelty was talking about the captchas and how she couldn't ever get a capture right is that where you do the thing with a wheel and i'm like is this considered a wheel this time what you know it's when it's like selected the pictures that have a motorcycle in it and you know you're like oh well is that the end of the wheel part of the motorcycle

what is that called? CAPTCHA C-A-P-T-C-H-A like CAPTCHA yeah like CAPTCHA like how it's spelled no like a fun way of saying capture you know

CAPTCHA I think it's like a what's it called? an enneagram an acronym acronym okay anyways we're making fun of kelsey because we're like oh my god how does it take you 15 times to to do this because it's like are we need to make sure you're not a robot and i was like i will be found out i am a robot i am a robot this is where i shine i have gotten caught in some captcha like whirlpools where it has also taken me nine times like i'm right up

there with kelsey and they really they're making it like a riddle these days they've got to make it easier for me like i don't know what's going on but kelsey it's not just you it's me too wait something also just triggered a weird thing i saw on the internet when you said you were a robot kelsey the guy who did the tom brady roast the comedian alex schultz yeah he was doing an interview on a podcast or andrew schultz he was doing an interview on a podcast recently and there was a clip of it and he was saying how he was like kim kardashian is the most disassociated person that i've ever seen in my life that she sat through the roast for three straight hours with her posture perfect and smiling but sort of like a soulless smile and didn't get upset when

people booed and didn't get excited when people clapped and he was like it was almost like she sent in like a representative of herself and her an alien and it would have been the same and i was like do you think that's how kelty also presents she's saying well if you know the camera is on you you don't want like god forbid show no emotion god forbid they pull away and she's like in her double chin like watching face you know what i mean she's on she's on she's left the house she is in she is kim kardashian but don't we think she should add some like a little bit of like a ha ha fun a laugh or a looking at a person or a clapping of the hands into the repertoire so people don't think she's an alien or like a chatting with her neighbor or anything like that

not the neighbors yeah no i mean i get it okay no no she's just sideboard okay kelty kelty go ahead um i have a exciting uh good week um so many years ago whether you've been listening to lady bigging or not, I created a show called Superfan. And the goal of the show was to win. And then you get this like once in a lifetime prize. And we really worked super hard to make the prizes like really amazing. So people got to go on drives with LL Cool J and all these things. And so, you know, I mean, it was a disappointment when the show wasn't the biggest next hit on television. um but i got a message from the girl kristin who won the kelsey ballerini episode and she is getting her prize this week and i just think i want to shout out kelsey because she's so busy and she's

blown up in such a big way since the show i like to say i like you're welcome but um it clearly wasn't us but she's you know she's having such a moment and her prize was that her super fan got to go on stage with her and sing and she hasn't been on tour um she she was on she played like a big hometown arena show and I was like I would never be like the show that you're making the documentary like I'm not asking you to do your prize on that show we were waiting for like a smaller show or whatever um and so anyway I got a message from Kristen she's at the airport she's flying to Austin this weekend um Kelsey's performing and she's gonna perform with her and like do her song and I just am like she wrote me the nicest note she was like listen like I know

it wasn't what you wanted to be, but like, this is literally the best thing that's ever happened in my life. And this is going to change my life. And I've been taking vocal lessons for two years that I've been like ready for this moment. Kelsey's my dream. Like I, you know, and I'm like, sometimes the, um, the like flutter effect is like the butterfly effect is like, you forget. And I'm like, wait, no, like Derek's working for me. This girl's saying like, it's, I don't know. it's kind of cool. I was really, really excited and, um, happy for her. And so I felt yay in my soul. That's so nice. See Kelty, these are the things that should be making you feel good. Yeah. I'm like, Oh my God, like you're, you're going to do it. And she's like, I kept

it to myself. Cause I just want to be focused and I want it to be really special for me. And then I'll share after I was like, okay, you do you girl. Like I'm just really happy. Um, so cute okay so my bad week is it's very lady gangy and i really need the lady gang especially the nurses gynos to get involved you know that we've been on a big vagina like a literally huge vagina you know year here at kelty knight inc um i'm confused about this is so gross but i'm going there because it's lady gang okay my bad week is i once had a skin tag in my vulva like a little skin tag and i was like oh my god is this a wart like i don't know what like i was confused so i went to the guy now she's like no no no like some people just get these little skin have you have

either of you ever had a skin tag no yeah i have okay and she was like i can just snip it off or i can burn it like it's it's not huge it wasn't like it was like flapping in the wind it's like it feels like a little zit kind of you know but it's like yeah so she zapped that off like years ago but i've grown another one in a different place and i'm confused as to like are they supposed to grow back in this is it like a mole like it's supposed to grow what jack's face is like it's now i have one on the left and i can feel it i don't know why sometimes like when i'm stressed out this is so embarrassing but sometimes when i'm stressed out i put my hands like i'm molly O'Jolly from Saturday Night Live. Molly O'Jolly, Molly O'Malley. And then I felt, I felt the skin

tag and I was like, oh, and like now that I wait, when you put your hands in your crotch, it's over your pants. Just let's clarify. Yeah. Over the pants, you know? And you felt the skin tag through the pants? Well, no, like what? No, she's thinking, she thinks it's causing it. Yeah. Like, I don't know. No, no. Skin tags are so normal and people get them throughout their entire lives and you get them as you get older so i don't think that there's anything wrong with you i actually feel like there may be one forming under my armpit but i'm not sure if it's like a flesh colored mole or if it do they look kind of like skin tags hang it's hanging it's like it's like a little droplet of skin and it's it's like a flap like a zit like you have to go in to release the skin

tags already hanging out a little bit but it's very small it's like the smaller than the top of a needle just go get it take it off just go get it yeah that's normal it's normal you'll continue to get them probably still in your vagina new places probably from friction like you're saying maybe like your leggings might be a little too tight well i don't know your hands are rubbing around down there sorry you don't sleep like sometimes i i do yeah sometimes i warm my hands up with my thighs but not my vagina that's what i'm saying i'm saying like in the area the heart of the woman, if you will. The hearth. Yeah. I'm like, uh, let me just get into the hearth. Um, lady hearth. Oh my God. Anyway. Okay, cool. Um, I just, I just want to make sure. And I,

I, I just, if you're, if you have them, you're normal, but now I don't need to go for a pap smear cause I don't have cervix or anymore. And so isn't that crazy? Um, so when am I going to go to the gyno like i guess i'm gonna have to go but like for what nothing for that to skin tag you can also see probably a dermatologist i'm not letting dr diamond see my skin tag okay he's first of all dr diamond is not a dermatologist he's a plastic surgeon a dermatologist is a doctor who specializes in the dermis the skin and i think that they do handle all parts of the body i'm actually positive that they do yes if you want to find a lovely female dermatologist i've had a very bad ingrown hair taken care of by a dermatologist on my vagina before

okay you can just call ahead of time and just say hey guys hey guys do you on my vulva do you badges checking in on the badge availability for next week that's a great topic that like we don't have to dive into but i'm always so confused like when i'm calling a doctor for the first time how much information you're supposed to give to the front desk i know i know i always like i like i i start spurting out everything i'm like i'm a current patient and i'm doing this and this and this and they're like yes birthday yeah yeah i'm like hi it's me i got your number from becca um it's kelty um i have the skin tag and i've been putting my hands on my pants so i'm not sure if i caused it myself and i wasn't sure if i should and they're like um we got disconnected yeah

they're like what's your insurance i did that with my hemorrhoid i was like i don't even know what i didn't know how much information to give but i gave a lot of information to the front desk but yeah i think you just do it like in a nervous like word vomit because how awkward is it to just be like hello i just would like an appointment with the doctor please yeah who are you worse it seems worse to not be like but these these people don't for my anus yeah these people don't care. They're like, yeah, I want to know if you work, if you're like a nurse's assistant or nurse or front desk at a doctor's office, I want to know what is the protocol? What's too much? And like, what is on that screen? When I go in and you're like looking at the screen and it's taking

you 10 minutes, what is there? Is, is everything about me there? Are you like, hi Kelty? And then you're like you know chlamydia 1997 like are you seeing everything or is that like really in the file folder the doctor has like i'm confused as to what you know about me they know everything all the things okay okay well i'm really excited for what's coming up yet no yet we are learning the gen z slang today and alpha oh alpha both i think it's all of it we're gonna keep you guys cool you're welcome bye now back to the lady gang brain rot do you guys know what brain rot is yeah yeah oh it's kind of like it explains it in the term it's like rotting of the brain no no no but you know it's what they

call the new sayings of the younger generation oh they refer to those as brain rot yes oh this is going to be really helpful yes so basically learning gen a i have all the brain rot words oh i love this and you guys we're gonna learn them together so that we can feel less like losers and a lot of the lady gangers are are mothers to to kids who are using these terminology these terms you feel dumb and you feel dumb i felt so dumb my friend katie was here she was like oh she's 10 year old and she's like oh you know the skibbity-dibbity and i was like skibbity-dibbity right so we got ready for brain rot yeah okay number one the first one is easy it's riz what do you think it means well it's charisma charisma great the ability to charm someone you've got the

riz he's got the riz we use riz and we've got the riz it's not yeah so it's easy it's like if you want to know what riz is we've literally had this conversation that none of us have the riz i have the riz for sure i am the riz i mean the right audience i've got the riz i don't have it that's a lie what you're you have the riz no riz no how did you get all those band men's yeah there is exactly it might be like that was actually the clap the clap you know the std chlamydia i know what the clap is okay it was not the clap okay so all right yeah yeah yeah like yeah yeah damn it's yeah damn is it yeah that's the origin so it means like damn and and my nephew explained it to me that specifically if a girl's yeah she's also got like

a big juicy butt okay girl your ass thick yes that was the official definition how old is your nephew 12 used to express strong excitement or girl your ass thick okay yes jack let me see that yet is this i don't think it's a noun yet tour lady gang you never get get get tour i don't know okay i don't know skibbity skibbity skibbity skibbity skibbity i don't know what this means i don't either well it allegedly means nothing like it is just a word you say but i don't know if it has like an origin there's like a skibbity w and a skibbity l oh yeah skibbity skibbity toilet yeah i've heard skibbity toilet what's that um oh it's a web series um should i call my nephew right now and you can explain some yeah just ask him for skibbity okay the series

follows a fictional war between a human headed toilet and humanoid creatures with the electronic devices for their heads this is what the skibbity toilet looks like i don't like it did you see it skibbity toilet ew hold on hey are you with jack by chance yeah why can you put him on the phone we're recording the podcast and we have a question hold on he's playing cornhole at the beach just a second okay thank you can i borrow you for a second jack what does skibbity toilet mean why do you ask because we're having a podcast episode about all the cool words and i knew yeah because you had already told me but i don't know what skibbity toilet means i think it's just skibbity or skibbity

so like there's so what skibbity comes from it says meme if you look up what skibbity toilet is yeah you'll get it it's like a guy coming out of a toilet like look up skibbity toilet and watch the videos okay okay but then how would you use the term skibbity like use it in a sentence what is the definition yeah like what use it in a sentence like skibbity means like you're so like i don't know what any of this means jack okay okay but then skibbity is like also cool it kind of means like oh like so basically when you are skibbity you're like like the funny person like cool and you have you're like that person you're wanting like so would you say that i'm

skibbity yeah you are i guess i guess i'm sigma thank you jack i love you jack have fun with cornhole okay bye okay no i have i have more to this okay okay it says skibbity is a wacky word that references or makes fun of the absurdity of slang depending on the context it can mean cool dumb or bad or just be used as a filler word that's what he meant it's like with in the with something vernacular but like a skibbity ick skibbity ohio but skibbity riz yes skibby ohio what's that one he said that ohio means bad oh skibbity ohio so it's like really it's actually like yeah it's really bad yeah it's skibbity it's really great it's skibbity sigma i don't like that okay that is an ai dream a nightmare ick new ick unlocked we know ick

yeah we know but someone put an example and i thought i just need to bring it up driving with two hands allegedly is icky oh my god no bitches it's safe cover so old okay phantom tax what phantom tax phantom f-a-n-u-m phantom tax describing the theft of food between friends oh i thought it was like you're like spanking somebody like a phantom tax the phantom tax like i took one of your fries so it's like it's like chef no chef tax no flavor town boom caca cool what's it okay um mewing is when you mewing is when you press the tongue against the roof of the back of your mouth to change your jawline face shape, mewing play. Oh, now there's mewing playlists on Spotify where people are like, shh, I'm mewing. And then

you just like, and it's basically like you take your like bad or you could go to Dr. Diamond and get filler, but you take your bad thing and then you move it forward. No, you're mewing. It just looks like you have an underbite. Yeah. Is that what it is? Is it an underbite? Mewing is like pressing your tongue on the roof of your mouth. So it's like your lips, your line is like this. And then all of a sudden it's like, got it. Okay. it's stupid because you can't live there mogging do you have the mogger mindset

what is that I love the mogger mindset mogging is being more physically attractive than others if you have the mogger mindset mogging is like oh she's mogging what do you like a mean mog

wow way to mog I don't even know it's like mogging like you got dressed up today like look at you in that sweater in the middle of summer you're really mogging okay no like i'm mogging right now are you mean mogger mentality big mog energy butchering these i don't know okay i love it dude okay have you heard of giga i know i'm gonna i know i'm gonna go viral on the internet because i'm pronouncing it so wrong and then all the youth are gonna come for me and i see you trying to create a viral moment i am viral giga giga giga giga giga go

what it means chicken nuggets like from from simpsons i don't know i like that she grabbed it like i was doing such a bad job and then she made it worse giga hold on i'll spread it gaga go giga gaga where does that come from jack can pronounce it for us giga giga gaga gaga gaga gaga can you like find more about that gaga gig giga giga giga here it is i think it comes from a song oh here we go no it's 14 minutes long it's a song by omega nugget oh it's like a these chicken nuggets are like doing a song dance cute oh i love them okay what's the sigma we know it comes from roblox oh oh oh well roblox

is like the game that all they play all they play what's the sigma is like what's up what's the well sigma is like your sigma which is like you're the man yeah what jack just said what's the sigma no i've never heard it in that i don't know if i like sigma are you is that like a is it a thing like are you cool right is it like the southern houses when you go to college and you're part of like that's part of the greek yeah that's that sigma but i think it's different is this a legally blonde reference i don't i don't think that the youth has seen that film no okay motion motion motion means you are the internet like when you're gaining followers at a rapid rate which i know we all know about you've got the motion like girl your motion like when you have

of like jack had a viral video this week it's like girl so motion okay like the motion of the ocean is going motion should we replace the buttons on our soundboard with these sigma like we don't need this anymore we will never use them correctly three old ladies trying to be cool we're like sigma sigma okay crash out i know you guys can know exactly what this think think of me and think of crash out like just spiraling raise voice scream get stressed use it in a complete sentence kelsey's really having a crash out yes correct is it a noun or are you crash out kelsey is is it a verb or a noun kelsey is crashing out i gotta be honest with you you don't know what the difference between a verb and

noun okay oh my god i don't know a verb is an action word okay a noun is a person place or a thing yeah your cup noun noun is like run sit yeah it's a motion and action word when i learned spanish to walk is a verb and an adjective is a describing word so is it wait hold on you added something to the pile adjective what's the other one noun person place thing or idea verb it's it's an action word kelty is sitting sitting is no sitting would be sitting adverb she's so beautiful yeah oh no i wanted to seem smart but now i'm losing what i know an adjective is a description just easy if you live in your world of sigma icking yet and you don't have to i got the riz so i don't have to worry about the crash out like is she kelty kelty that's a crash out

I want to say they're using it as a noun crash out okay here's a big science word for you guys you ready lumbotomy is a word that the like a lobotomy yeah when you consume something that slows down your brain oh like this podcast yes so today gang is a lumbotomy yeah so lady gang like when you're watching this or you listen to this then I want you to come to our instagram at the lady gang and you want to be like I just got a lumbotomy and we'll know that you listen to the episode although i feel like we're really helping everyone right now this is the most educational podcast like i just learned where the verb is i'm 42 years old like thank jesus for the lady gang doing the lord's work yeah you're listening to the lady gang okay pookie like

pookie is this like like campbell campbell it literally has her own verb but what does it mean like really cute it's like pookie is like what are you wearing like oh i love that what do you poo like what are you but the gen gen a or whatever cares about pookie it's on the list she's our age pooks pookie bear cute when you're cute when you have a cute outfit like love it yeah yeah she's pregnant i know it's really exciting so cute i think he like really loves her i actually of course he does yes wait what do you mean by that punching up yeah yeah well he's got those expensive cowboy boots he's also very rich he lives in atlanta everyone i know knows that oh he's very rich do they say that they're nice um oh no i haven't heard bad

things well i just knew that my marriage was trash when i saw him bringing pookie her coffee and flowers in the morning in bed and a breakfast sandwich. Well, I think that if I had better tits. Yuck the yum. Yuck the yum. I'm not yucking the yum. Yuck the yum, Becca. I know you want to.

Do it. Devil's advocate. Do it. Devil's advocate. Hold on. Let me press your button. None of them are working. No, it's working.

They're very cute. So cute. The video to announce the pregnancy was what my nightmares are made of. I didn't watch it. What was it? It wasn't on brand. What was it? problem she did a beautiful like your wedding video he was like sprinkling like flower petals

on her belly like it's very like well done it's like very artistic and like they hired a crew that's why I didn't watch it because it wasn't their normal video I know I wanted him to be like pookie's looking super preggers today pookie what are you wearing and she's like I'm wearing Spanx stretch leggings to cover my bump like that's what I wanted yeah but they went it's the problem is cinematic it's like lady gang when you you when you veer away from what you truly are and what people are drawn to. You don't want to see people do things outside their lane. This is not the Pookie Bear cinematic universe.

This is Pookie. You're looking fire. What are you wearing? I'm wearing constipation. Thanks for asking. I don't even know his name. Ron? Jet.

Jet. Jet. He's like, and I'm wearing my Hermes belt and these snakeskin alligator boots and your farts. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, they're not funny. I'm wearing morning sickness.

I know, but I didn't want it to be too cinematic. Anyway, Pookie, you look cute. Congratulations. I love her. Okay. Aura. Like somebody's aura? Well.

Or your aura. The aura is only to do with your online personality. Oh. So if Jack Vanek is trying very hard to have her perfectly spaced Instagram world with her right photos and the right moments, and then she it up by doing something out of the blue like pookie did yeah you've lost your aura if you don't keep up the way you fall you carry yourself online oh like if there's a disconnect between online personality and then off no it's just it's only online it's like your aura like pookie's aura is like her outfit videos right and so her pregnancy announcement yeah the aura was

off that we just got there naturally i know i know well it's because we need these words we're in the brain brain rot brain rot no it's like it's like becca when you had um baby june what was called hello baby june june moss june moss.com june moss.com you had a baby hello baby june like baby jane like he did not know what she was talking i had no idea i was like did i have a daughter named baby you had hello june baby june june moss june moss.com and there was it was an aura and then you like this shit i don't want to do this anymore and then you were like here's a picture of me with a monster truck yeah like amazing then your aura was off yeah totally my brand is an aura off yes i've been trying to get my aura i've been trying

i've tried so many times to reset my aura dude kill me i've tried to reset my aura so many times i'm just not meant to have a good internet presence your internet presence is who you are at your core i know which is why this podcast is successful because you are just you here yeah the internet is instagram is a tricky place yes like it's like because you're trying so hard jack everywhere i go hold my hand everywhere i go people are like i can't believe you don't have more instagram followers like you and i'm just like i know but like i tried so many times say that to you? Yes. No, they don't. Yes. Someone told me two weekends ago, someone was like, I really feel like you should be an inspirational speaker. And I, and they were like, you're the

host of V news. You should have like millions of followers. And I'm like, no, because I annoy people. I watch every week. I look at my insights and it's like 257 new followers, 256 less followers. So are mine. So are mine. Like for the amount of people I gain, the equal amount of people are like nah never again that's just instagram i know but it's like i've never looked at that i've tried to be the fashion how do you see that you just look at your insights you probably lose everybody i'm sure you're losing the box many people but it's like i i try to be the fashion girl i try to show you my outfits i want you to be able to shop them yeah but your outfits are like thousands of dollars because they're not yours so i stopped yeah and so i was like buy my pant it's five

thousand dollars no and then i was like no i'm not doing this defense her expense it's expensive too yeah well she's more revolve yeah yeah sometimes she'll do like a princess polly i'm like whoa hello yeah but i don't know i tried that and then i tried to be inspirational and like give you a look into my real life and then it was like your real life isn't inspired i mean i know my my whole life is boring so basically okay last two words ate with no crumbs yeah you like ate with no crumbs use it in a complete sentence like food only or like no no like like this podcast we just ate with no crumbs it's like you watch like the main perform and they ate with no crumbs because nothing left

as the kids say left it on the dance floor no they don't they say the kids when we were kids yeah i don't think i don't think so either i think they just leave it on the dance they left it on the floor killed it killed it what is that term leave it left it all out there on the floor i think that was only in new york for the broadway dance center community you really left it all on the floor becca and your high kicks never use that term no okay the last one is delulu is the salulu which has been around that's a millennial term yeah nope yes they had it under brain rot i don't think so delulu is brain rot and that's fine you're delusional yeah lulu is the salulu that term is a millennial that's on t-shirts yeah which means it's money which means it's

wait gen x doesn't make a t-shirt i don't think they put sayings i don't think they do No, it's a millennial thing. But you know what they're going to do? They're going to find that Doolooloo is a Salooloo t-shirt that I gave to Goodwill when they thrift. And then they're going to wear it, ironically. Yeah, you're right. I had a t-shirt. I'm actually in the F.R. Haythorne yearbook with space buns.

So you think you invented a space bun? I never said that. I actually invented the space bun. I used to wear them all the time in junior high. I have space buns, a hemp necklace that I may have hemped myself with energy beads. There's no energy in them. They're just kind of like a blah, blah, blah. And the shirt says, I have two sides to my personality, wonderful and terrific.

And I got it at Value Village, and it was a 1970 shirt that I redid. Oh, that's cute. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like it had, you know that iron-on glitter thing? Yeah, yes. It was that. So I found it, and I wore it ironically, but it was originally someone's shirt.

Wow. Non-ironically. Yeah, ironically. Non-ironically. so what's your what's your favorite brain rot a good time god this is my favorite episode sigma time sigma cap you didn't even do cap or no cap i don't know what that is it wasn't on my list what is it cap means like you're not lying no cap no no cap means you're not lying i just feel like our motion is high followers we left no crumbs we left i left no crumbs pookie bear giggly giggly

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