LadyGang - Just Us: Sleeps in Thong Night Gone Wrong

Episode Date: July 12, 2022

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Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang.

I am Becca Tobin here with Jack Fannick and Kelty Knight. And guys, I've got gas. She's gassy. Are you guys gassy? No. Nope. We all eat relatively the same thing. I'm not gassy.

And we had Diet Coke and Coke and you didn't have anything. Maybe you needed a little bit of Coke. Maybe you should have had a little bubbly bubbly. Talk about when our order arrived that we had sushi and then Jack got a Coke and then there were three Diet Cokes in that bag and all of which were, they were all for you. I'm keeping them for tomorrow as well. Instead of going to the 7-Eleven. Oh my God.

That's incredible. Did you want one? No, no, no. This time of night I would be awake. Wait, that would keep you up just from Coke? Are you kidding me? Really? Oh God.

Yeah. Are you that sensitive? Sounds horrible to be back on. I would be sitting in your room staring at you, asking you like a million questions if you wanted to choreograph a dance. Oh, that's called his dream. And the answer is let's have, let's all have a Diet Coke. Yeah.

I just look amazing right now, Jack. Mind you. Yeah. They do look good. I haven't had them done in like two years. I like this. This is it. That's why they look so good.

Cause they fade. They're faded, but they're like faded where it's not too intense. Oh my God. Thank you. Yeah. Keep it like this. This is good. This is a bridal brow.

How often are you a bridal brow? How often are you doing microneedling? it's permanent so why are you doing it like once a year a touch-up they just touch up the little spots that start going away is that what it's supposed to be yeah for people that actually don't have eyebrows like you guys just like filled in like your random like i filled mine in but i'm so annoyed with them because then i went in a different eyebrow direction in february like i always wanted to have fluffy brows and now i want to have like more of a sculpty brow and then like the little bit of tattoo for my eyebrows is like too low and we had to cover it with concealer and

I'm just really annoyed with it because I, the first time, remember, I was the first one that did eyebrows. I went and it was like beautiful and I loved it. And then my neighbor was like, oh, I do it too. And I let her do it. And she did it way too deep. And now it's like, it's literally orange guys underneath my eyebrow. I'm so annoyed by it.

Why would you let your neighbor? She was an esthetician. I don't know. I make bad choices. I mean, I was an actress. I'm not doing Shakespeare in the park. That's right. You know what I mean?

That's right. No one should pay me to do that. No, I make stupid mistakes where I'm – I saw a couple of Instagrams that were good. Well, obviously, you're not going to post your bad Instagrams. You know what I mean? Anyway. A classic. Can't wait to tell you guys how I f***ed up my life.

Becca, I'm ready. It's time for – Good week. Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no. I want to just say my good week is that I love Chris Knight madly. Okay.

I love him so much. and i'm sorry before we get into this we tried to start this episode before and then we restarted it and kelty had already started talking about her good week which involved filling up holes in her ceiling so i feel like she's changed directions because it wasn't getting the risk like receiving well i'm gonna give you a that was a rehearsal you had yeah and take the feedback so what do you think is is no one wanted to hear about my renovation no so i'm that's a visual medium i was just going to say, it's not that nobody wants to know about it, but if we can't see it, we don't want to hear about it. Exactly. I want to see it with no sound. Okay. So I'm just going

to say this. My good week is that like Chris Knight. So I, you know, I've been away and we've been traveling and like, there's something about travel that just always like unites you with your person, like being somewhere else and in a sexy hotel room or whatever. But, but like, you know, chris and i've now been together like over a decade and i just really my biggest fear getting married again or like even you know was i knew i wanted it but i was like i'm gonna get sick of this person like i can't keep like honestly when we started lady gang podcast we were like no blue manicures i'm almost close to back to being like i think a blue manicure like i'm almost she's on her turquoise like i changed my mind about things but that's also trends yeah okay yes yeah it's

not a human. I still don't want to see you blue, but but like I saw this girl, I don't really love a color color. I saw a girl with a dark, dark, dark forest green nail. Oh, I like that. That's great. I like that. Dark green is, I think you're talking about turquoise. But that's a color. That's, anyway. Anyway, my point being is I was like, I'm

going to get sick of him and I'm going to feel like there's nothing else to learn about this person and that I'm bored. And I just like keep loving Chris Knight. Like I love him and he surprises me and he's so funny and like i just love there's like just no one i'd rather be around no offense to

you or you callie but like i just i really love him and i think that i'm so hard on him on this podcast that i just want to mention that i love you i love you i love you i know that you're not listening can i say something regarding that sure i have a question as well miss knight i have a follow-up yeah um okay so i don't want this to be taken the wrong way it will be i was recently with chelsea who formerly worked with the lady gang and she went on to bigger broader pastures yeah that sounds like death but whatever she's alive she's still with us earthside yeah but she and i were talking about somebody she recently was working with and a very successful person, like high functioning, successful, whatever, but she can't

seem to find her person. And I said, what do we think the, like, what do we think it is? You know? And she said, well, she's wired differently. You know, the reason she's so successful is because she's not wired like a normal human. And I was like, and I said, oh, it's, she hasn't found her chris knight because the fact that kelty found a person not because you're you're a beautiful snowflake obviously that sums it up right made but like you are a special snowflake yeah you are not a typical woman or person or you you're predictable but you're not you're like in it but you're not i mean exactly what you're saying right now sometimes you're in but you found your person and it's all chris net chris knight you did nothing but be yourself and he can love he loves everything

about you for who you are yeah no you are definitely one of the examples that i tell people that there's some there's somebody for everybody this is coming across so bad but it's true. Cause you are very you and you know, it's, you found somebody that fits with you so well. My followup question was going to be, um, about recently you're talking about an episode about how he was texting you when you were gone and you, he was saying how much he loved you and he missed you and you just like, didn't respond. So like, I was wondering if you have been telling him, have you been communicating how you feel? I did that night make time to really text him back when we were in New York. She rearranged her schedule. She made the time for it.

And then the last few weeks that I was in Canada after that New York trip, I really started to miss Chris. Like, you know, when I spend time alone, I don't really miss people for like a while. Like it takes me a long time to be like, Ooh, I could be surrounded by a human. So that's really probably hurtful to him. Cause I'm like, I'm good. Bye. Like there's days where he goes to New York and we don't even talk. Like, I'm like, see you when I see you. Um, I know it sounds so mean, but it works for us. And so I really started missing him. And so we started FaceTiming all the time and it was weird cause we never really FaceTimed, but then we'd be like, how was your day? Anyway, it was nice. So I love Chris Knight is my good week. My bad week is I can hate Chris

night you guys chris night can get you like right now if you called chris night and you were like chris night i need two i don't even know how cocaine comes two bags of cocaine dime bags a dime i need two dime bags of cocaine a pair of leopard print platforms that are green and a private jet to milan you could do it in 45 minutes you would be on that jet wearing your boots and you'd be going to Milan. Like he can do anything. Blowing lines of coke. Like Chris Knight can get you anything. He organizes adults lives for a living. Yeah. So we had a little issue with our taxes, AKA Chris Knight didn't pay our property tax guys. So when you don't pay your property, so I assumed wrongly that Chris had it handled because as you know, I skim paperwork. So when

it comes to paperwork for a mortgage or something like, I let him handle that. You're not the person. I am not the person. I love to highlight. I like to make my own list, but don't let me read someone else's list. So I assumed like every other mortgage we've had that the property tax just comes out every month with your mortgage alongside, right? Is that what you do? You don't know either. We do. We just pay for it once a year. Once a year. Okay. So I assumed wrongly that that's how we did it. I didn't really know how we paid it, but it's now summer, you know, Like the tax year is over and last year is way over. And so Chris Knight is also an adult who doesn't open his mail.

He doesn't believe anything important comes in the mail unless it's like a package, right? The most important things come in the mail. Because the IRS is like behind 20 years. They're prehistoric. So he just has, I bring in the mail every day. For jury duty. Mail. He just has piles and piles of unopened mail.

Nope. Somewhere in that mail. Was your property tax. Was the property tax bill. and we let it go for so long and i'm gonna be straight up honest with you guys we had to pay a five thousand dollar penalty fine five thousand dollars is a lot of fucking money and it's also like money that you did not like i don't mind spending money i don't like it when it could have been anything yeah we didn't avoid it that's the fucking rug i want or the you know that's a

fucking mortgage for a month like i just i'm like oh my god i just am so angry about it but i had to be cool and the thing was is that chris for weeks was like do you think we paid the property taxes and i was like i don't know babe i feel like it comes out with the mortgage and he never went and checked on it but yet he could get you a leopard boot and a coke so anyway we didn't pay our property taxes last year i'm sorry to the state of california and my credit score my credit score is probably in the tank and I'm $5,000 less. I have no idea. Probably when you don't pay bills. Yeah. I don't, I don't know. What do you need credit for anymore? Exactly. You already own your house. You have a million credit cards. You're fine. Just keep sending

me. Don't open an ice cream shop. I keep, they keep sending me things where they keep upping my limit. I haven't made them yet. They're at their gate. Keep going. It's your turn i'll make them if you're a good if you're a good girl you can have them after you're a good girl oh it sounds sexual it really does um okay so that actually brings me to a like kind of good week bad week i don't know it's a segue no it is a good week bad week we're in the good week bad week section of the yes i know this has to do with good week bad week oh okay hold on let me make sure. Did I tell my story about my, uh, I didn't. Okay. Oh, cool. Okay. Cool. Yeah. That one's good. First of all, my good week is I have two new best friends.

Oh, is it Jack and Becca? No, no. It's two other, it's two other. is it jackie do you even see yourself it's two other i'm in jackie county but i was so in my own head this is where i live in my own little world we know continue no it's two other blonde women who you don't need any more blonde women guys i am in there's already too many i'm in deep with deep dive podcast is that a june diane june diane no but i'm not i'm not i'm gonna continue to talk about them okay Um, and Jessica St. Clair. Yeah. And they do this thing on their podcast that we do, which is we always say we're going to start something or do something and then we never do it. And so

they called themselves out on it this past week and I'm behind many weeks, but I'm catching up and they didn't, they called themselves out for it. But the one thing that they said they were going to do is something that I would really like to do, but I need to know if it's like a terrible idea or a great idea they were talking about their spending and how one they want to bring in their credit card statements and go through what they spend in a month no and compare and i really want to but i also really don't should we could we do it on a percent basis yeah we don't have to say the exact amount we could say like the percent of my monthly bill for shopping on amazon was but then is that fun i just am so embarrassed by my i'm embarrassed too

i can't stop myself i can't stop either it's a big problem one of my manifests of this year was to not because in years past i was always a super saver and so i would save this certain amount of money i wanted to save and i wouldn't buy anything until i saved that money and it would take me like four or five months and then i would spend the rest of the year but now i'm just a spendaholic i am trying i've seen those boxes i'm a psycho i've returned hat mo like 95 of that i also found an interesting fact about revolve that they like do 320 million dollars in sales a year but 186 of it is i think that's probably most online stores right now because they're that's you have to try everything on oh yeah i don't keep like 90 of the shit i buy i

know i always like feel bad that they're judging me when everything comes back to the warehouse You're like another one of these bitches. I'm like, do they think I'm like doing some scam over here? I know. Anyway. Okay. So I would do it with you or I'll just do it. It's such a problem that my spending, I just need to be held accountable is what I'm saying.

It's cry for help. Like I went through my closet and I put together a whole thing for the real, real for them to come and pick up like handbags and shoes and blah, blah, blah. Like I got rid of shoes that I have been, that I've had in my closet since like my very first red carpet, which was 2012. Oh wow. Okay. Yeah.

i still had those shoes yeah and i needed to get rid of them and so i'm so terrible that i was feeling so bad the reason i got this collection together is because i'm like you're gonna get back on track we're gonna get back on track and the girl's there and she's taking pictures of my stuff and we're chatting and we're chatting and she's like yeah something about the app and i go on the app and i'm like looking and then i realized that there's a bag i really like yeah and i clicked and i did a final sale no no from the real real no as i'm trying to hawk my not a final sale bag a final sale bag i was i'm manic yeah yeah i got it i haven't gotten it in the mail oh who knows what if it's up you can't return it well it can't be

up they say what's up with the bag when you look at it and if it's at if it's i've gotten screwed over by some final sales you have yeah yeah shit because you get it and you're like but the reason it's final sale is because it sucks no a lot of why is it allegedly i think with the real real and why they do final sale bags is people were buying bags and they're returning fake bags oh allegedly what i've heard oh that makes sense so then they're not selling like so you can't return it oh well that's actually a good thing because it means it's not fake but it might not be you know the quality is guys questionable i'm up i have hives thinking about this i i know you have a problem and then i was like what what's wrong with you

guys i bought two moomoos off instagram because i was like oh i'm going on this big trip i need some fancy fancy moomoos they were like 300 a moomoo from this company that got me with the beautiful ads when they came it was essentially a tablecloth with a hole and then i'm like i gotta return these and i go on final sale are they cute though no i'll let you try one later i'll have one 250 and i was like they're 250 on amazon no on instagram and i'm trying to talk myself into how cute this muumuu is and i'm like this is you don't think it's cute it's not is it so ugly is it bedazzled no it's just i'm gonna try them on for you later but it's you're not gonna like it you guys okay this whole fit is off and the woman in the instagram was so

beautiful and she had a matching of course she was the best marketing you've ever seen everyone's beautiful in their lives they're so much better than our beach and hers was gonna hate doing the sound for this episode sorry i don't mean to yell jared okay continue on what's your bad you know what you know what jack i have a this is a real conflict just turn you down this is a real conflict of interest because she gets a real stick up her ass about sound your loyalty is to the lady gang for this hour it is to the lady gang it is not to the editor my sound always sounds phenomenal you do sound great are you number one right now no i'm saying your loyalty is to us you can't i am loyal do not i actually can't hear myself right now you can't because i turned you down

too much thank you i'm saying do not police us in our space no the listener also probably wouldn't have a ball listening yes okay all right go ahead okay so here is here's my that was my bad week and i have a good week okay great i'm glad you do this is the lady gang six years i don't have a good week i'm gonna have to wing it hang on i have to find it hold on maybe the good week could be like how nice and clean this office is this is actually very funny it's a bad week but it's funny. And I kind of liked it. I posted a picture of myself in a new bathing suit. Speaking of shopping, I spent like, wait, I spent more than you can possibly spend on bathing suits from target than any human ever did. And I ordered like 85 sizes of the same, same juniors bathing suit.

So I found one that was like fine and nice and whatever. And I was like, you know what, I'm going to break this thing out and I'm going to go lay out and I'm going to whatever. And I'm in the sun and I'm feeling like this is kind of cute and it's a target bathing suit. I need people to know you can get a cupid i'm so relatable yeah yeah and i take a picture it's like selfie style and it's on stories and i'm just feeling like cool i'm gonna get so many dms being like it's so cute you know and buying it and instead i got a girl being like hey cute bathing suit but i just need you to know in that picture that i can see a pube oh my god amazing shut up amazing sorry to mean to yell sorry yes yes and i did you sexy mature did you screenshot it yes let me read

you the exact i mean you have to really look too i know how long were you zooming on in jesus um hold on it's it's i obviously hadn't been at the european wax center no she was growing out in a while okay all right you can go jack i can read okay um okay so my i don't know it's a by proxy week it's jared's bad week i don't know if it's it'll maybe be both because i don't have a good week so remember how i told you guys i burnt off half of my hair yes so that same night we got drunk after that wasn't drunk when the hair was burnt off but got drunk after that and we were walking around new york trying to find a pizza it was late at night we walk past this guy he's like a

tourist and then we turn around and the guy points at jared and he goes kid rock and jared's like what he's like you're a kid rock about jared yes this tourist jared looks nothing like kid rock but okay thought that jared was kid rock and then jared proceeded to spend the next half an hour googling pictures of kid rock to make sure that he did not look like him does he look like kid rock no i don't was he wearing aviators no it was at night interesting yeah interesting he it really ruined his day yeah because that's like when people tell me i look like caitlyn jenner no offense caitlyn jenner you're beautiful but like you're 65 and i'm 40 and you know it's like well jared has this like not to take to heart there's this thing that people will send a picture of any

redhead and be like i saw your twin and it could be like somebody that doesn't look it's carrot top and you're like go yourself yeah so he gets very isn't even in ginger no he just has long hair and he's white it couldn't be a worse uh kid rock can get it not from me but just from someone i'm sure he can get it i mean he's definitely gotten it he's rich he transferred to country music like He's so rich, but Jared was very, um, sorry, Jared. He doesn't look anything like Kid Rock. I know. I agree.

Um, that's my kid for a bad week. Becca, did you get the Dext? Yeah. Just letting you know, you can see some pubes in your target bikini story heart in case you give a fuck. I like that she knew that you wouldn't give a fuck. I did. I did.

Did you delete? I start, I'm screaming. Sorry. Yeah. Calm down. Jesus. did you have a picture of the picture so we can see if yeah i'm upset can you see if you've deleted it it archives or something oh i have no idea anyway you've got pubes welcome to the club

speaking of a um celebrity whatever uh poppleganger yeah megan my friend who got married last year she had got her wedding pictures back and she goes i didn't realize that your date to the wedding was pitbull because there's this picture of me and zach at the wedding and it looks like i'm sitting next to pitbull so oh my god i love it a lot of people tell him he looks like pitbull he does because he's bald i think so but pitbull is dead sexy i gotta be honest with you i did not think pitbull was hot and then i did the show with him and that episode that i watched a super fan like you're like i'm so trying he can get it it's confident my friend is so i have a friend whose dad is like um he's like just kind of like zach shaped right like a bald head but

like you know a big guy like whatever and on father's day she posted just like one after another like lookalikes being like happy father's day it's like jeff bezos oh my god it was like it was so funny actually genius really hilarious like i think on zach's next birthday you should like post like the what's the guy dr evil dr evil dr evil i get so many people commenting on my tiktok because people are so rude on tiktok yeah and they take things so literally that i posted something about him like you can't have him he's mine and he was doing something completely idiotic and ridiculous yeah and someone's like you can have his mr clean ass oh my god you're like have you been around zach martin zach martin he could get it we gotta stop using that okay i love it

i like it too do you know what it's from is it get like it's from that it's from that yes it's from that terrible bella hadid you can't believe you haven't seen this on tiktok so bella hadid is like all of us where she gets the accent of wherever she is this amazing tiktok of her and she's in the sneaker store for like the vibe interview and they're like he's she's like if honey's got a pair of dunks he can get it and then the next clip is her being like the show was great no like yeah it's so funny that is amazing he can get it the show was great no the best collection and i was like what's your voice this is a chameleon i do the same thing though when anyway okay live your life when we come back casual questions summer is here and lucky for

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would be cold it only just got cold okay well let's finish this okay could doodle what's the best and worst piece of advice you've ever received i feel like we've done this leave that in what challenging thing are you working through these days learning to surf i is challenging i haven't do you have you ever surfed have you been in an ocean since you stayed have you ever been yeah deeper than a vagina in an ocean no i've i've surfed i'm not that bad at i just have not tried to start my surfing journey yet it's from a past episode jack said she wanted to learn how to surf this year but she's like i don't know we're saying that i feel like we're all like sleepwalking that was a strange time we were weirdly enthusiastic and optimistic okay

sorry the wrong podcast what challenging thing are you working through becca being me okay i i'm gonna just put this out there it's a little to the left if you will but one of the things i'm noticing as i get older is that i am and this is so gross but i'm getting more of a wax build-up in my ear and i'm wondering if i need to get the instagram thing where i have the little claw i have that does it work wait the spiral the spiral it like goes in like a little shovel and then pulls it out or whatever no zach just went to an ent finally okay finally because because he can't hear anything yeah what i you should hear the this is for a whole another episode but i complain that he can whatever he never knows how he's feeling ent he finally made

it there after eight years of chronic ear issues yeah he's fine there's other things going on not serious don't worry but the the ent said i want you to never ever ever stick a single thing in your ear ever unless it is blotting your ear hole with tissue paper or a towel to dry it out. Yeah. We're not supposed to be putting anything in our ears or pulling things out. If you have a lot of buildup, you go to a doctor and you can get them to clean you out. Yeah.

You can end up f***ing up your eardrum and shit. So no, you shouldn't get that. Don't get the Instagram thing. But like go get your ears professionally cleaned. Yeah. Do I have time for that? Have you seen my toenails? I think you might.

I don't. Okay. Well, I'm working through my wax. I haven't had a pedicure in like a hundred years. And I've been like, I mean, I, I haven't even done my little olive in June. Like I haven't done nothing. Okay. This is a great question.

What is something that you are certain you will never experience? True happiness. Mine is skydiving. I know if I'm diving out of a plane, there is not enough money on the planet for me to go up and jump out of an airplane no they could offer me top gun three yes and say the only thing is you have to jump out of an airplane and i'd say no thanks have you done it yes how was it multiple times right no well i've bungee jumped twice and i've skied okay bungee jumping is so stupid so different bungee jumping is terrifying bungee jumping is scarier because you're head

first no the difference between yeah bungee jumping you are you dive you dive here's why bungee jumping yes scarier than skydiving because take it from an expert take it from an expert that's done one twice and the other one once i don't when you sky no when you no okay when you skydive you're so i'm peggy you're so far up it works really good when you're skydiving you're so far up in the air i love this machine sorry go ahead sorry continue jack tell us about skydiving no i'm over it are you okay jack what is scary about skydiving i'm listening when you skydive you're so far up in the air

era that once you start falling you have like no sense of distance or anything that you kind of feel like you're floating when you're bungee jumping you're literally diving into the earth and you can feel yourself like diving into the earth and almost killing yourself but they're both thrilled did you get the like witch like witch flash from the no no it's not why did you do these because i like a thrill yes thrill i only wanted to do it once and then i i fell in love with my skydive instructor and then i thought i was going to move to hawaii and right of course of course and he was like 25 but i bet he was hot he was yeah of course and you like you felt it he could get it he could get it oh it's the best skydive you've ever done no

he was bella hadid becca what is something you're sure you'll never experience wow quiet childbirth this is so damn that took a dark place i don't know your dark place i don't know okay i can't think of anything i'm not doing any extreme sports what being at an award show no listen there's so many award shows now like okay and like did you watch the jennifer lopez documentary no it was heartbreaking why she really and i don't even i don't know if she had herself convinced but like everyone had her convinced that she was going to get nominated for the oscar and then the worst part was that they had her convinced before that that it was clear in the documentary to me that they sort of had

her convinced that she was going to win the golden globe laura dern won that year for marriage story but the reason why is that she's in the fitting remember she wore that big bow dress with the gold bow on it and it was like a very teacup it was like it's a winner's dress like you don't and she says in the thing like well you don't want to wear this dress if you're going to lose and then everyone's like like you're not going to lose right which is what your paid help is supposed to say to you yeah but like i don't know i think i think she thought she was going to win and she i in my opinion she should have won because that's what the golden gloves is all about who's the hottest and most popular is nothing actually to do about the movies um well

now it's probably changed but anyway then people really she was convinced she was going to get the oscar nomination it's pretty depressing and i like jennifer lopez so i felt bad anyway okay i feel like my bleak situation is very different from jennifer lopez am i feeling bad for her i feel bad for myself i'm not feeling bad for her i'm feeling bad that i did win a teen choice award and i didn't even receive a surfboard but did you get to go up on stage and thank everyone well it was a it was it was i was nominated for us an individual didn't win that and then i the cast got the cast got it so did you go up with the cast yeah but did you talk no even if i was you on glee like i know you were seventh or eighth on the list or whatever of like

the stars i would have been at the front i mean how we know i would have walked the fastest you know how that happens at the oscars when like the person that you do not want to hear for like meryl streep is right there and then like the producer number four walks the fastest and gets up there first and doesn't realize the time's ticking they're like i just want to thank my wife and you're like jean nobody cares about you we want to hear meryl yeah exactly anyway i think that you can still win an award because if this year's taught me anything is there's an award show for everything there's still real screen there's still a webby which we stopped applying for. I do not want a Webby.

There's podcast awards and I do want a Webby. I look at Chrishell and this is a perfect example. Terrible example. I watched her going along with Justin to the Emmys and all the award shows and she was the plus one and she was always in a beautiful dress and sometimes he would bring her up for the interview

sometimes she would sit down in the plus one area and wait and then she was at the MTV Awards and she won her own award. But listen it's not the same. This is controversial but an mtv reality show award is not the same as what you're saying if somebody was like you don't need to be on a tv show you have the lady gang you're right you're right the popcorn that she won

right it's exciting it's wonderful it's her lady gang it's her lady she's probably still passionate and like i wish i could get taken for this role or maybe who knows she's pretty happy yeah um okay what do you spend the most time thinking about oh like honestly don't be funny now now unfortunately it's a child yeah i'd hope so what if i was like nope you're like i think about my abs yeah i spend the most time having fake conversations that never happen in my own head. Oh, wow. Or like narrating my story. So I have to stop myself because this is something that I think the social media of the world is making us do now where I'm doing something that's clearly just for me. I'm watering the plants. I'm putting away the groceries. I'm doing a workout and I'm

not taping it. It's just my own life. But then in my brain, my brain starts doing the VO on TikTok. oh god oh yeah i need you to get off tiktok for a minute it's exotic it's like it's like don't do that it's like how do you get the plants alive here's what i do like it's just starts like doing an infotainment in my brain like that's psychotic this is like clockwork orange but social media style it's really weird it's so i i can't it's kind of like jenny's book yeah like narrates my my own life through my but for only myself wow very weird so anyway bleak i'm actually i know disturbed i know why don't you say i really feel for all the date okay jack um what do i spend the most of my time

thinking about probably like the future i can never like exist in a moment like i'm always thinking about what i'm gonna do that night the next day the next like even when you're out doing the thing that you love most like having drinks with your friends you're still thinking about what the future yeah you are so what is the point of it all i knew well what is the point of it what's the point of this metaverse well i've been i don't know you know speaking of not the metaverse but like speaking of the metaverse dr speaking of the simulation yeah something that i've really come to terms with recently that gives me like massive anxiety is always the fear of like something being over whether that be like the day or the week or the year or like my life or

somebody that I love's life so I feel like that I'm like constantly chasing time slowing down and ending so I feel like that has a lot to do with it I don't know I interesting you I think your brain is so weird inside like I'm outwardly weird but I think no I think Jack Jack is like a very, there's like a lot, there is a metaverse in there. It's anxiety. It's like the inability to be present and thinking ahead is that's anticipation and living in the anticipation is anxiety. Yeah. Interesting thing that I've been doing with, from my therapist, Amira, who's been on here, all she deals with is death. All she deals with the death people, blah, blah, blah. Well, I had an interesting thing happen where I went off my anxiety meds and I have been

trying to, to moat, uh, meditate to like get present and not anticipate and do that thing with anxiety. And this is going to come across as insane and crazy, but I've been able to get to a point in meditation where I sort of know what it's going to feel like to die. And I, it feels great. This is crazy. And I don't think it's going to read. I don't think this is going to translate very well. Done the same thing. Yes. So it's actually like confront. You're not, you're not like going into it with that as a goal per se, but you're going to a place of like neutrality and intense like presence. And it's inevitable. Like we're all actively dying and we're going to get there. And something about like doing that practice every day has been

a really crazy thing where when I think about people dying in my life, yeah, it sucks and it's sad, but it's like kind of getting desensitized in a way of like knowing that, that it's okay. Weirdly, I feel like, and I'm not religious, but I do think that there's something more and going on. Yeah. And our soul is going to be like, thank you so much. I'm exhausted. Yeah. It was hard to be you Becca. Yeah. Like, yeah. Interesting. Wow. So are you constantly thinking about people dying i think it's like a constant fear that like is underlying all the time yeah i think about every time chris leaves the house that's normal but it's like is it a passing thought or is it something you fixate on that's the passing thought like i'm like make

sure you make eye contact with him right now yeah that's good i don't know she's like and also jack's about to break open into a million pieces so she's just trying to hold it together like what is I think maybe, Jack, it could be time. I know you don't like this, but maybe it's time to do some therapy. No, I'm always open to doing therapy. I just have never found a therapist that I like. You got to keep going for it. I know.

It's hard. It's like a boy. Now that you have the love of your life, you can find the therapist of your life. Yeah. Especially before you get married. Yeah. Because it also is like a very stressful, weird, emotional thing, even if you love your person so much, to get married and the family around it and like, you know, and like the

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slash ladygang right now, shopify.com slash ladygang. You can do it. You can make it easy with shopify you're listening to the lady gang last question there are two types of people in this world what are the two types shit i've had so many of these but they're funny so i'm gonna get in trouble what do you mean they're funny like i always have moments where oh my sister and I were going through my parents' house cause they're not dying, but they will be someday. And so before they do that, they're moving and it's called the death move in Sweden. I think it's in Sweden or like Norway. They do this thing where all the older people, when they retire and they're moving into their, they do this purge of all the things that they don't want their kids to have to

deal with. Right. So the, my sister and I were doing this for my parents before they move into their new house we were going through their stuff and i was like oh my god there are so many um instruction manuals for things that i don't own anymore or if they do it's a remote control it's a lamp it's a flashlight yeah there is like no reason and i said there are two types of people in this world there are people who keep forever or throw away immediately yep there's no in between yeah there's two types of people in this world people like me that um buy something a television a microwave a coffee maker and put it on the shelf and then either file or whatever instruction manual is up to you but then throw out the box or they're the people who then take the empty box

and store the empty box because they may need the box again one day one of those is chris knight and one of them is me what the fuck are we saving this tv box i wish you could see my parents basement that is my dad saved boxes from blenders blenders sorry jared i couldn't i was appalled yeah it's crazy you don't need the box and you definitely don't need the instruction manual it's online you can google anything anything but that's the thing it's like i we kept i kept the instruction manuals i have the vagina print that i did with chris we talked about another episode like i have the first card he ever gave me i don't have my divorce certificate for my first divorced that feels like something you should put in the safe and like hang on to you might need it

yeah oh i know mine okay what is it there are two types of people in this world you are either are the naked neighbor or you have a naked neighbor oh shit i'm the naked neighbor i know that i am and i don't give a i'm the naked neighbor that has like the window open and i'm like what if somebody's gonna see you're welcome across the way like get your little sexy mature but if you either have one or you are one yeah wow it's true I actually I have one what

okay there's two types of people in the world people who keep their phone in their fucking bag when you're in dark places like the theater or the movies or there's people who think it's not a big deal to quickly look and brighten their whole

screen those are old people that don't know how to work their phone no I was just at a movie screening the other day and one of my friends i realized you're just talking about something that like somebody does yeah and i hate it i've i've been both those people me too you guys if you are somewhere where everyone's enjoying something and it's dark don't bring your own personal flashlight aka phone into the world like i that screen color drives me peripherally oh i have one it's female centric and no judgment but there are two types of women i know you're gonna say Well, one that sleeps in a thong and one that doesn't.

Oh, Jack, did you, didn't you sleep in a song? I used to, I have a changed woman. The other one is the woman who can fall asleep with my makeup on. Yes. And like the meme where it says you got a call that your significant other dropped dead or is missing. Do you do your skincare routine? And I'm like, yes, yes, I do.

Oh my God. I'll do my like 10, 10 steps skincare routine when I'm like blackout drunk. Yeah. But there are women who I, I, I know women who strategically, they're not even drunk. They just want to keep their eye makeup on because they want it for the next day. And I'm like, how? I used to do that a lot when I worked at ET and at those early call times. If I had an early Saturday morning, I'd wipe everything off but the eyes and keep the eyes on.

It was fine. But that was like for a general reason. I can't even stand having makeup on for a full day. Like I have a little bit of makeup on and we've been going. And I'm like, I can't wait to get my face off. Anyway. Okay. Well, this was fun.

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