LadyGang - Just Us: The Future Is Calling

Episode Date: January 10, 2023

Imagine it’s ten years from now and the year is 2033. Ford will be a tween, Jac will be living in her dream home and Keltie will be on a deserted island. But, what will everyone be driving? What will the ladies be focusing on? And will some things be the exact same? Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Honey Pot: Visit https://thehoneypot.co/ for your feminine care products Stamps.com: Use code LADYGANG at Stamps.com for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale! Progressive: Quote your car insurance at Progressive.com to join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If any of you came out on tour, you saw all of our honeypot goodies in the bathrooms, outside the bathrooms, kind of wherever. I am a newfound fangirl of this brand. So vaginas are serious business, we know that, and when you work hard and you play hard, it can get a little stressed. Well, they see you trying to self-care, but you don't have down-there care routine, do you? Well, the honeypot is the first feminine care system powered by herbs, so tend to your garden, cherish your cha-cha, pamper your peach. When your honeypot works just as hard as you do, it deserves self-care too the honeypot made by humans with vaginas for humans with vaginas so they have a long line of products i love all of them i'm obsessed with their intimate parts body

and face wipes they have a urinary tract support supplement that i take now and it has been a game changer for me they have some foaming washes that you can use in the shower they have a vaginal care probiotic tampons menstrual cup you name it they have everything that you need to take care of your vajayjay because it's an important part okay guys it's important so please please please go and check out thehoneypot.co well what is this welcome to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to change around here each week we catch up with hollywood's hottest girl posse kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik hello hello hello welcome to the lady gang i'm becca tobin here with jack fanik and kelsey night

good day oh it's my birthday month no it's not it's actually my birthday month i thought you said you weren't celebrating anymore kelsey no i'm not i actually had like a really crazy thought when i was driving yesterday i thought i'm actually gonna stay 40 forever that's what i've decided. Okay. Like people are going to be like, how old are you? And I'm just going to say 40 until I'm 50 because I don't need, now you don't need to know. And I'm not celebrating my birthday. Like I was thinking about, I mean, you know, I'm just always thinking about myself. So I'm thinking about like, what will I post this year on my birthday? Last year was so amazing. Will I do like a throwback, like my anniversary of my wedding? Like, you know, and then I'm just like,

I'm not gonna post 41 and like a champagne bottle. That just seems very lame. So I'm just not going to post. I'm never having another birthday. Birthdays are done. I'm Mariah Carey. I stopped birthdays at 40. Can I just tell you, it's perfectly normal to not post about yourself on your own birthday on your own Instagram account? No, I know that. But for me, it's not a, it's not a necessary thing to do. It's not a necessary, no, but it is something that people do. i have done it i have done it once and i felt gross about it yeah so i but i'm just done like mariah carey is like i don't know timelines i don't know ages i don't know and i'm i'm with it i like the idea of just saying that you're 40 for 10 years that's a good move yeah i don't know

people will believe me that's right i don't know i feel like we're just perpetuating the thing about women and aging and not being cool it's cool the the trick to aging gracefully is aging i know i did see that um amazing julia fox tiktok where she's like guys aging is in and i love it i kind of love it it is in we just have to make it it's in yes if we say it's in it's in well i haven't had any um injectables in quite some time so i'm inadvertently i mean unconsciously actually i'm so i'm so glad you brought this up no and i've been like i've pulled back i mean i have some botox but i've pulled way back too i have a question for you becca this is something that came up a few weeks ago and i've been thinking about you so much you mentioned that

you had auditioned for procedural procedural procedural and had gotten a call back was this with long hair short hair short hair oh it's working i don't think it really matters no i i think i can see it short hair becca booked and busy nothing matters hey cool well we're just just two weeks into the new year and becca's already given up and what else is new all right should we get into it what are you feeling in my defense we it's groundhog day over here at the lady gang for the past not seven years but four solid years kelty's been like be optimistic high hopes but if i had had high hopes and been optimistic i'd be really heartbroken right now and crushed you know what i actually saw such a

good tiktok about how manifesting is bad and how it just yeah it was like an anti-manifesting like theory where when you're manifesting you're making all of these goals and you're like putting so much time and effort into needing to achieve them that when you don't achieve them it breaks your heart and it makes you feel like shit it is true it is but kelty achieves all of hers so she doesn't know what it's like that's not true um no i i agree here's the thing you have to be someone who's good with rejection in order to manifest like you have to be cool and know that you're playing along i mean there's a whole thing with it but i agree it's not great for some people like i think for becca it's not a good thing yeah for her because she does it hits her hard you know

what i mean i'm great with rejection i'm great with rejection when there's no expectation right that's the thing with manifesting it's like you're setting this very lofty expectation for yourself right that you have like zero control over really yeah and well it's like you have to if you're gonna do it you just have to be realistic it can't be like i'm gonna own a five million dollar house by next year and then you it like right it crushes you when it doesn't happen realistic kelty's not happy no i'm not let's do bad good week bad week this is my bad week just kidding all right it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no um i have a a bad week it's so it's about a month late but i had it written down and i had forgotten to talk about it because i

thought it was so funny okay so do you guys remember talking to the audience i can't remember if it was a public conversation we had or if it was internal okay but the trailer for the lady gang book book yes what we had like a week it was a week away that we were going to be like releasing the trailer for the book yeah kelty wanted to discuss what kind of oh my god i hate you so much it was like we should tease the release we should make a big thing like release of the release a tease of a tease of a tease if you will that yes that's the better way to put it so it was like i'm like the trailer is is the tease the tease to the thing and i was like i just don't think the trailer is yes it's cool yes it's exciting but it doesn't need its own party like the trailer

is kicking off the party to what's coming you also wanted to do a like a youtube watch party yes for the trailer that's and this is what's the most important part the youtube watch party i'm like we can't make a big to-do about the watching of a trailer like it's just so weird well the guardians of the galaxy does okay well and apparently so does so does chelsea handler because what i just i saw on her instagram it was no and i can't decide if it was like tongue in cheek or if she was dead and serious but i guess she did a show in the city like one of her stand-up shows and at the show she did a release party for the netflix special of the trailer oh sorry a trailer release yes a trailer release party for the special so it was

like this big party because the trailer was out teasing the netflix special but that works because it's chelsea handler that's the thing i'm like also if chelsea's doing it i guess we could start doing it i guess it's just more and more hype which is great i mean listen we played the trailer at the beginning of every show loved it not a single person made a noise when it was going that's true people didn't know what to do it was silent until the end and then when our song came on people like went crazy but it was it was definitely a uh a confusing moment but in this is what happens at concerts they play a thing and you're like oh and then you get hyped like it's the intro it's like the it's the settle down people you know what i mean it's the hymn before

the pastor walks out which means it definitely doesn't need a release party for the settle down moment i agree with you but i you know where i got the idea this is ridiculous that i even have to tell you this but what i got the idea because you know my brother dr dennis business and his youtube channel and he did a release for like his new he's doing as he likes to do like courtroom dramas and like rehash them or whatever anyway it's bizarre but he did a release for his new youtube series that he edited and he was really excited about it and he said will you post about it and i posted in the lady gang facebook group and i was like hey if anyone wants to like be a part of this trailer release i'm gonna be on there like chatting or whatever and we had like a

thousand people come over and everyone was so supportive and wonderful and it like was it a thousand or was it a ton no no it was like at least a thousand views because he usually gets like 300 views and he was like, it's triple. So like at least 900, I will get the stats for you. Anyway, I'm a data girl. So my point is that it was exciting and it was a fun way to connect. And, you know, I understand that I am not important and that I continually try to be important and get disappointed when I'm not important. And I am letting go of that for 2023. Oh, wow. You know what I mean? I will not make you do a YouTube trailer for anything. We do this year hell yeah you're free well the only thing we're doing this year is podcasting so if

you make us do a trailer for like each episode coming out it's gonna be a real bummer well now that's the thing though you see caller daddy caitlin bristow's doing it where they're like the day before it comes out they do a video where it's like yeah but they don't have to do any work for it somebody else is editing their shit together and they're just posting it on their account yeah that's true all right okay so what was that that was my bad week was that kelty did something chelsea handler did and she's brilliant chelsea handler's our biggest fan she writes us non-stop on lady gang it's i know i love how she comments on like comments on everything i'm writing her back i'm like yes bitch she's hosting the critics choice awards so sick should we go see

her at one of her live shows yeah okay um my my good weeks that was my bad weeks that you know or whatever okay um my good week is that i am the queen of reels yeah you are and i am doing this thing kicked it off a couple months ago hashtag raw reels wrong it reminds me of like raw sex yeah raw dogging for people who don't have motherfucking time to to edit a reel and you just shoot it and you post it and it's a raw reel and you can do minimal editing minimal voiceover minimal minimal everything and that's what it is and i think it's the new wave of instagram and social media now as somebody who is like a self-proclaimed hater of social media like is this hypocritical of you to do and can you still make fun of us no she's yes because trying to find

her lane jack no the way i'm doing it is making fun of people who actually take the time to make reels so i'm like guys we can participate in social media and not be losers and sit down for four hours and edit something and then post it we can just shoot it in real time and let it fly okay i've always just believed in like minimal effort maximum payoff and raw reels is where check have you ever heard of this rebecca before brand new for 2020 this is this is my brand and it's and i was like i was stressing because i hate right having to like be a video editor and like have take my time off to edit something that i don't really care about so instead i'm like well i can still participate and i can just do it in my way and i think it's really going to take off

and sweep the nation and people are going to start doing raw reels i love it godspeed yeah i mean for me i could rock here's here's where i'm struggling with this in general like in general from raw to not raw is i am not interesting enough to create content on social media i don't disagree i know kelty no no no no no your fabletics are raw like your fabletics try-ons are a raw it's like from from front to end and they are iconic and that is where you shine because you up all the time yeah and say things that are so inappropriate and you just leave them in like that is where you shine it's true it's that is why you're right if anybody is cut out for raw reels it's kelty night and you can talk to yourself for like a long time like you're actually

perfect for it yeah you're right no you're right i love to talk to myself i just like i really struggle with myself join the club because i watch my i watch myself i watch my life i look at what i'm doing for like in my life and it's like i'm just not that interesting but you're right don't do no you don't do interesting things you are interesting yeah yes you don't do interesting things like what content are you making if you never leave your house no a lot of people make content just sitting in their room that's like what people do and be like here I am sitting with my dog again like I guess yeah you should just do stream of consciousness so you know like just just let it flow and like see what happens a great example would be when you're propagating

your plants just take your camera with you yeah set it up yeah do the reel just go to automatically go to your reel like you're creating a reel because we're not editing and you're right give yourself 90 seconds right set it up cut off the part of the plant put the plant in the water blah blah but the whole time you can do a voiceover like so you're allowed to do voiceover for raw reel it actually makes it the best okay you do all the video stuff for 90 as much as you you can get in for 90 seconds and then when you're done, you're done. And then you go and you make a voiceover of like what you're thinking while you're making this or in the, in the innermost thoughts. Like if you'd like, I can give you the audio of my most recent raw

reel. Your raw reel was incredible. You're an icon. It, and it just, it's my, I think my algorithm, we're back people, we're back. So I, I have a little bit like of a tip for you to do too. When you're doing this voiceover, you need to do it once and once only. Like you're, you're not allowed to try again. Like you just have to do it and post it. That is exactly it. Because I did the voiceover one. I did not like how I ended it. I really wanted a little more punch at the end, but I didn't do it. I was like, Nope, it's going up as is. And that's the trick. It's the key. Cool. I'm so excited. I will raw reel. I'll let you know how it goes. Thank you. Thrilling. Um, so my good week is a new word for the lady gang

dictionary. Yes. The word is he Pete and he Pete is when an idea or an opinion that has been stated by a woman or non-binary person is ignored, but then greeted with enthusiasm when it's repeated by a man. Wow. He Pete. I mean, it happens like mansplaining, but basically just like taking. Yes. Okay. I mean, I have to assume as somebody that hasn't worked in like a, an office workplace, but I have to think that this happens all of the time to many women working in an office when they bring an idea to the table and then nobody is listening and then a man just repeats it and it's the best idea in the world. So I think that's a good one. I think everybody can really get on with this. I love this so much. Um, so my bad week is it happened again. I have consumed something

that I am not supposed to consume because I wasn't paying attention and my eyes were not working correctly so you remember back in the day when i was like eating preparation h and all this shit because i couldn't see and i didn't have my teeth with like yeah uh-huh monistat monistat yeah god a classic jack vanek move a classic move so i was hung over the other morning i like was like half awake i took a shower and i go to put on my skincare and i have like one of those little skincare fridges in my bathroom that has all of my stuff in it. So in there I have my SkinCeuticals vitamin C serum. Okay. And next to it, I have the Athletic Greens vitamin C tincture that you put under your tongue and it's supposed to give you vitamin C. Yeah, it's great. I think it's vitamin

d or vitamin d whatever it is whatever their tincture is becca yep yeah um so i am like i'm so out of it half awake and you know instead of doing vitamin d under my tongue i did a little skinceuticals under my tongue and i was so and i was so frazzled that i just swallowed it instead spitting it out so um i'm happy to say that uh it tastes very sour and very bitter and i hadn't i haven't died yet so maybe if anybody wants to start microdosing that it might be a good idea the vitamin c skinceuticals that smells like hot dog water too when it's on your face yeah yeah it makes your face smell like hot dogs gross didn't taste like hot dogs which was surprising tasted like a rotten lemon oh my god that is my bad week okay gross okay my good week is that

i um sorry i gotta start with my bad week well it's a good bad week okay so it's award season and i'm so excited to be back in the game for another award season and i um want to tell you that i saw the movie the whale which you're gonna hear a lot about in the brennan fraser one brennan fraser and you remember him he was like caveman wasn't he in biosphere or something like encino man encino man yeah he was like hot and he had like an eight pack and this movie so i have said in the past nobody wants to watch an oscars movie you know what i mean i'm like it's always long and it's boring and it's like for the people who love that kind of movie but like it's not what i want Honestly, I'd rather watch Housewives.

You know what I mean? And I was happy the last few years to not have to watch 900 hours of long form jerk off Oscar movies, right? This is the hardest movie to watch. Trigger warning all over the place. It's about this 600 pound man. It's a play. It's a 600 pound man and he has this traumatic life and it's so fucking insane that like

I was in the theater shaking crying and there were points where I thought I was going to be sick to my stomach like barfing it was such an unenjoyable movie like so unenjoyable and then at the end I was like wow he was incredible like I don't know why these movies have to be made like he's so good and I'm like wow that movie was crazy like it was so good but it was so bad it was so hard to watch well he and he was the one that got like a 12 minute standing ovation at the film festival for his performance i think it was and crazy if if this man does not win the oscar i will quit my job like it is i've never seen acting like this in my fucking life it's so crazy you guys and i don't want you to see it but i do want you to see it and i also just love

that like this is someone who we put in a box over here and we're like you are this guy you're encino man and then you like just went away i haven't thought about brendan fraser for no he like there was like a crazy sexual assault story with him and then he basically just like disappeared for a while because it affected him so much yeah oh wow yeah yeah it happened to him not he did it oh wow yeah so it was like this was like his huge you know it was like his time his comeback yeah so i think it was like super and everybody that has talked about him says he is like the kindest person in the world so i feel like it's a a moment for him yeah i just love that he was like in a box and then he like i and i guess i'm just saying this because like i watch

you becca and it's like you've been put in a box you're like in a pretty girl box right when you go to audition for things no i mean it's a great box to be in but you're like in beautiful boxes yeah there's worse boxes for sure. You're not like, thank you genuinely because I like being told I'm pretty. Yeah. But you're not like the, Hey, when we need a witch with a big nose in the, you know, scary movie, like let's get the girl that, you know, like you're in a pretty girl box and it's hard because like I've said to you before, and I've even read with you on some of these auditions, like because people have never seen you do a thing before, they don't believe you can do it until they've seen you do it, but you can't get seen doing it until you

book a job doing it, which you can't book because they've never seen you do it. Like it's a fucking vicious cycle. Right. And I just think about this movie and how many people probably wanted this role. Like it's an incredible role and like how he got it. Like, I just want to know the story behind all of it. So anyway, I am so glad I'm back in entertainment because I would have never gone to see it. I would have just never left my house. And, um, I, I, I really think it's incredible and but don't watch it but do watch it you know this is just proof again though that if you want to win an academy award you either you have to alter your body from its natural state like do an extreme weight loss or weight gain yeah yeah no and that's just but here's the thing

it's 100 proof and i literally went into the movie like the first shot of him i was like oh this is like dallas byers club like these crazy transformations right and it's very very buzzy but what's so interesting about this is that he is so grotesque that you he's very hard to love so it's like and there's no i don't want to ruin the movie for you there is no payoff at the end like there's no like oh i was this way and then i got better at the end and wrapped it up in a bow it's just he's terrible the whole time oh it's amazing cool anyway amazing um okay so that was my bad week that i like almost puked in the movie theater and the funny thing was is that so me um so i went to the movie theater and i had my denim jacket on and i filled the pockets

with snacks because like i'm sitting in this movie that's two hours long so i've got like mini kit kats mini almond joy and i'm just like eating little mini things but like in this movie all he does is like pound entire snickers like five at a time and i was like your own heart and then I'm literally like, just like putting the flap of my jacket over and butting it back up and being like, not today, Satan. It really made me rethink my Snickers eating anyway. Um, so that's my bad week. My good week is that it's, you know, we're, we're just here. It's a few weeks in and I want to let everyone know that my health journey is going great. Look what I have in front of me. something green oh wow what is that it's not like an actual juice chlorophyll aloe super aid

it's delicious and there's no vegetable in that no i know but this is just water with chlorophyll in it yeah no i mean but i'm eating vegetables too you can't refer to things being green that aren't vegetables it was like when you said matcha you're eating vegetables when you eat matcha The lemon is a fruit. Okay, you're right. There's no vegetables in this. God damn it. Lemon juice, maple syrup, chlorophyll salt.

Maple syrup, and you also haven't even opened it, so. I know. Anyway, okay. The future is ours when we come back. This episode of Lady Gang is brought to you by Stamps.com, and as someone who just made two separate drop-offs at the Postal Annex with about 200 packages that I was able to mail essentially from this office where I'm sitting right now while I was drinking a hot tea, watching Housewives with my dog. I have my little printer

that I got and my scale that they sent me for free. We send a lot of things to advertisers and brands and people that have helped Lady Gang over the years and our employees. And anyway, it was a big job and I was able to do it so seamlessly with stamps.com. They have amazing partnerships with usps and ups for unbeatable rates and for me with my sister living in london you're also able to post global post which you can print out the customs form and your international postage and just drop it off at the post line just exactly the same and you just throw it whatever bin they tell you to and you're not waiting in line at the post office you got things to do you got lady gangs to listen to in your car start the new year by saving serious money on mailing and

shipping get started with stamps.com today sign up with the promo code lady gang for a special offer that includes a four-week trial plus free postage and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page and enter the code LADYGANG. Now back to the Lady Gang. The future is calling. Okay, so you guys know that we always do the Manifest episode, which goes over very well. We did a few weeks ago, just at the end of December, and now we're into 2023. And I thought it would be really fun because the manifest episode is so popular girls listen to it they came up to us on the tour they were like i lit i got hooked on the manifest episode there's there's this quiz online that's like the

10 years quiz which is like all the things that you in 10 years will be doing and thinking and thinking about and having fun and on the path to so i thought it would be fun to not only like look at our manifest for this year in a micro sense but like let's dream about 10 years so 10 years from now i'm gonna be turning 51 oh my god whoa it will be 2033 oh my god ford will be a teenager he'll be 10 all right he'll be a tween he'll be a tween wait what i'll be trying to buy a house okay so here's the here's the questions there i'm gonna prompt you in 10 years time i will be driving uh i don't know why driving what your car is cars are like a spaceship yes flying car that'll never happen no okay so that's the first one yeah be driving uh in 10

years time i'll be driving a golf cart on my huge property somewhere in the islands where you could only take a plane a small water plane or boat to and we have no cars because i can hate driving you know what i'm gonna be driving a horse i'm gonna be driving a horse to my tiny little corral where i keep goats and little baby cats i love cats little cats like kittens you know like farm kittens becca jack i also i won't be driving because i hate driving i oh my the near misses that i've had lately the vehicle is just terrifying i will not be driving um hopefully we none of us will be driving like actual vehicles that we know to be vehicles i hope that they're like solar powered like dope ass pods that can go the speed of light and you can

get anywhere quickly you know that transportation has been like the least uh like nothing has happened in transportation industry in the past like 40 years so i don't think we're doing that well it would be amazing if we could have like bullet trains all over the country i think aren't they kind of talking about tesla trains doing something they were supposed to do like the hyperloop up to san francisco but i don't know what ever happened to it but you can get up to san fran in like two hours it would be so cool if i could be like you know what i want to do tonight i want to go see a broadway show and i would just get in my little zippy thing and i'd have my own little area have a bed a desk like a moving moving house and i don't want a desk

because i won't be working yeah and then it's gonna shoot me up to new york and i'm gonna be like there for the day and the night and then it's like oh i want to go home yeah that'd be amazing. Um, and 10 years from now I will be driving my renovated Bronco that I will be able to afford because they're so goddamn expensive. And then I will also be driving my golf cart in a beautiful beach community somewhere on the coast. Those are my two vehicles. Great. I love it. Okay. In 10 years time, I will be focused on, this is hard actually. Um, I will be focused well here's the thing i know what i'm going to be focused on which is like sorry this is like real talk is going to be like taking care of my aging parents

which is like kind of depressing um but i think i will be focused on philanthropy in 10 years in my 50s i feel like my fifth 10 years time it's going to be about like you know still with a touch of kelty like what institutes in my name am i opening you know what I mean, and like, what kind of wing are you donating that you can get applause for doing? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like doing good, but still getting the attention that feeds my soul. Yeah. Um, in 10 years time, I would like to be focusing on family because I think maybe in a couple of years I'd be wanting to have a kid. I still don't know that is up in the air. Um, but I would like to think I have a little child running around and I'm putting most of my focus

into that yeah i hope that i am focusing on well i guess if ford will be like 10 10 or 11 i hope he's really found something he like loves doing and he's really good at it and so what do you think it's gonna be what like what is you want to be like what's your gut feeling or the dance mom or like you want to be the football mom like my sister's son is 11 now 10 or 11. God, I'm so bad at ages with children. Um, and he's like an amazing baseball player, like really, really, really good. And it's like fun to watch a kid be good at something. Granted, I'm going to be honest. I don't think it would be fun to watch your kid be bad at something. So that really kind of would be a bummer. I think that he is going to be maybe into music because

of his astrological sign and then obviously like my family's side of being of loving music and then like so maybe maybe he'll be like playing instruments i love this i think you're going to be such a good community mom you'll be great at being like what's a community mom like a class mom like kind of but for like the sports team or the dance mom like you know what i mean like you know how like there were certain like when i was in dancing like there were dance moms that were like insane dance moms like they could sew and then they would like do the hair and all that stuff and then you know there's other moms yeah i'll probably be psycho like that this episode of lady gang is brought to you by progressive insurance most of you listening right

now are probably multitasking just like me while you're listening to lady gang you're probably driving cleaning exercising grocery shopping painting your nails whatever but if you're not some kind of moving vehicle there's also something you can do right now getting an auto quote from progressive insurance it's easy and it could save you money by doing it right from your phone drivers who save by switching to progressive save nearly seven hundred dollars on average and auto customers qualify for an average of seven discounts discounts for having multiple vehicles on your policy being a homeowner and more so just like your favorite podcast lady gang progressive will be with you 24 7 365 days a year so you're protected no matter what multitask right now

quote your car insurance at progressive.com and join the over 29 million drivers who trust progressive progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates national average 12 month savings of 698 by new customers surveyed who save with progressive between june 2021 and may 2022 potential savings will vary discounts not available in all states and situations you're listening to the lady gang all right in 10 years time i will be living in i know mine i can see it okay so i know that megastorm is coming and like most of the world's going to be underwater but let's pretend that's not happening what is megastorm you don't know about megastorm is it like the big one that we are still waiting for for california to fall off

into the ocean okay well that's talking about for 50 years megastorm that's not gonna happen but megastorm is happening megastorm is actually gonna happen in five years so megastorm and i know this because chris had to meet with the city about something because some artists want to do something on a bridge and they're like over there is where we're preparing for megastorm and basically we're gonna get like this insane amount of rain for like three months straight in la and there's nowhere for the water to go so like anywhere that's the valley is gonna be flooded like everything's gonna be flooded but they built all these like huge rain troughs like over by the um sorry everyone that's not in la but over by forest lawn cemetery there's like if you look on the left there's all next time

you drive that way there's all these cement things those are for megastorm and then literally i was at christina's house and she looked at me and she's like oh you're the highest living person i know and i was like what and she goes no no when megastorm comes we're gonna come to your house like the higher ground yeah okay anyway so i know megastorm's coming but i'm pretending megastorm's not coming for this dream i want to live somewhere okay here's really i'm just gonna just like put this dream out there maybe when we're in granny gang we'll listen back and be like you did it i want to have a giant compound in somewhere that i can afford a giant compound so it's not going to be in malibu you know what i mean like it's going to be on some weird island where like

all i can get is frosted flakes and that's fine to eat but like i want a huge compound and i want like a house for my brother and a house for my parents and a house for like guests to come and I want it to be so far apart that like when I don't want to see people like you're just in your own house and then I want it to be a place where you only wear flip-flops and also like also it's a house with no mirrors this house has no mirrors and so you go through your day and you just like you never know what you look like. So you don't have to like ever think about it. So I would just wear like a muumuu every day and I'm going to read and I'm going to watch movies and I'm going to just be, it sounds like you're becoming a nun. Are you talking? It is very cult like a cult for

one. But Chris will be there. Chris will be there. I'll have like a ton of dogs, like lots of animals and then people will come like people will come i don't i don't know to also not know what they look like when they sit down for dinner yeah we're all in white robes barefoot yeah we're giving our lives to the lord and savior jesus we will brand ourselves if we feel it calling to calling yeah i just like i've been really into looking on zillow and stuff for like compounds and it's pretty cool where are you looking um i'm looking in panama and belize getting that tax write-off down there i don't know what it is about taxes but i right now i'm just looking at like cool compound things and i feel like there's a lot of thatched roof and there's

a lot of like beams in my future okay sorry this is if you're upset about the bug the pincher bugs in your backyard you're in these other places i'm not upset about the bugs it's just annoying that the bugs came into my bed again yeah that's true they'll do that when i i know when i went into um when i was in thailand and the ants were like infested my hut and i was like you gotta get rid of the ants like i was freaking out the guy was like uh the ants are just part of life you have to learn to live with the ants and i was like mother he's like he was in the cult he was like i was like i don't want to learn to live with the ants okay you can't kill the ant you just have to let it, you have to live harmoniously. Well, I have an aunt story because when I was a

kid, you know, I was like my mom, she was driving me and I had accidentally played in a sand hill full of ants and I was sitting in the backyard and I'm crying and I'm whimpering and I'm like, mom, help, help, help. And she's like, Kelty, calm down. Kelty, like stop fussing. You know what I mean? And then like, by the time we got home and she took me out of the car seat, she saw that I was completely covered in ants and like, she probably should have helped me, but she didn't and so like i have a whole thing with ants oh yeah that seems a little deep-rooted traumatizing yeah okay where are you guys living um i realistically i think i'll probably have to still be making a living um which is such a bummer uh somehow and i will probably still

have a house in austin but i definitely will have a house in atlanta to be closer to my family yeah during the summers that's actually what i talked about last night with zach i was like let's buy a place in atlanta and that way we can have the experience of both like during the school year and during the normal times of year we're here they can come visit us it's still really easy but then all summer long i want to be like in atlanta and then going down to 30a to the beach and like that that's what i want i love that yeah um i uh am not really picturing anything extreme for me in my future like i'm living in my 800 foot square apartment i will still be in this apartment for the big storm what are you the mega storm will have come it's washed me away

i'm somewhere in the pacific ocean you're definitely out you're not just floating along like uh rose in the titanic yeah um no i mean i would just like to have a nice house on the beach i'd like to move my parents like near me um and that's about it nothing crazy i just googled the mega storm i was just reading an article is it's only california yeah yeah i know it's coming i guys i don't lie to you i just you know i mean according to like a couple google searches no it's not it's the city of los angeles 30 days of continuous moderate to severe rain and snow covering wide swaths of land they haven't had one of these in california since 1862 but a new study says climate change is increasing likelihood of another one hitting the state californians could

expect a month-long series of storms that could flood parts of the state with more than 100 inches of precipitation mega storm it's coming um okay anyway so do i not do i not buy a house is this now throwing a wrench into my well not on the cliffs of malibu that's gonna slip slide down well i can't do that anyways but here's the thing they're not saying like when and they've been saying this about the big one for forever and so you can't predict earthquakes yeah you can't really predict when the megastorm is coming and it could be what long after we're dead and like how depressing that we've been anticipating no it's like it comes every thousand years it says so like that is an average so could be 3 000 years i think jack don't hold back live today for today

it's not like it's a really good flood insurance yeah i definitely shouldn't have that be the reason why i can't buy a house is the megastorm might come that definitely is like a doomsday cult thing however very culty today you listen you know what the future's coming and i love that it turned into a story an episode about the megastorm it was meant to be like lovely and manifesti but that's fine megastorms coming watch out if any scientists are in the lady gang you should listen to other podcasts because this one's dumb dumb but um but let us know if you think megastorms real and we will see you next tuesday thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our

podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god i just listen lady gang this episode's a great swipe up to listen and if you really want to which we know you do please follow us on social at kelty at becca at jack vanek and at the lady gang sign up for our newsletter at the lady gang.com and join our secret facebook group it's super fun see you next tuesday