LadyGang - Just Us: The Smoke Monster

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

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The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Hello, everyone. I'm so excited to be here today.

Are you? Yeah, always. I'm drinking iced tea. I don't know if you guys have noticed I haven't had a single Diet Coke today. Well, you wanted a Diet Coke. We were just somewhere that you couldn't get the Diet Coke. That's true. I want you to know that I told who we were meeting that you liked Diet Coke, and the note wasn't taken. No way, really? Because she's a health nut. She's very healthy. She's like, you can't. I don't want you to eat drinks like that. She's like, I'm not going to provide you with the drug.

i know it's okay you know what but now i and i you know i don't want to be a snob about it but since it is having a tiktok moment now i can't get behind the subpar diet cokes it's really only what do you mean the subpar oh like a can of fountain it's fountain with good with good ice big or can you can't do a bottle of coke can't do a bottle i can't even do a glass one it's just nasty so it's like do you know what i can do a bottle of diet dr pepper gross yeah isn't that weird but people do write me and say i feel like this about dr pepper so i do feel like dr pepper like diet coke and dr pepper are both similar in their addiction people do love that feel passionately i feel loves it i feel passionately about a regular coke i probably

do regular coke as much as kelty drinks diet coke that's not true i drink you could drink six in a I don't drink as much. I don't drink as much. My Coke drinking is the same as my milk drinking. Like I only want a little bit, but I know I just want a little bit, but I can't have a meal. Like I can't have a sandwich. I can't have a Coke.

Yeah. I need a Coke or an alcoholic drink. So you're the person they made those tiny half Cokes for where I was like, who the hell would ever want half a Coke? Me and my mom. I got it from them. Why don't you just share a Coke? We share Coke.

Because then I cannot drink regular Coke. It's so good. It's so sweet. It's so sweet. But no, once you, like, you just have to, like, get over the threshold. Right. And maybe it's gross. Like, I don't want to bring you to that side.

Yes. But it's really delicious. I don't think it's going to be something I work on. If you want to, I can be your shaman. Thank you. Come to the dark side. Guide me. I can guide you into the definitely dark side.

Okay. Are you ready? Yes. To party? It's time for... Good week. Yes, it is. Bad week.

Oh, no. Who would like to go first? I'll go. Okay. So my good week, and I posted a TikTok about this, so if this is not new for both of you guys, I need your feedback anyways. Okay. I was going through the TikToks, as I usually do, and sometimes you get the random people popping up. And Ian Somerhalder popped up on my page, and it said on his thing, from your contacts.

So, somewhere, some way, along the line of living, I have Ian Somerhalder's phone number in my phone. Is it under the contacts, Ian? I looked under the Ians in my phone, and I have an Ian from Bumble. Is it him? No. Are you sure? It's actually the last thing I pulled up is Ian, because I was trying to find. There's Ian with a Bumble sign.

There's Ian, this guy that used to be in the cab and another Ian that used to be in a different band. And that's the only Ian's I have. What happens if you type in the number? I don't know the number. She doesn't know it. It just says from your contact. So now I'm like, how, when, what if, what if he got a new phone number and you're, whoever

owned his old number is you had their number. That would be the weirdest coincidence. That would be so weird. So weird. I don't know what it is. But now I'm like, I'm trying to rack my brain. I'm like, I feel like I would know if I knew him, especially because Lost is one of my favorite TV shows of all time.

I don't think he's on Lost. Yes, he was. He was on the first two seasons of Lost. Wasn't he on Vampire? Did he die? He left Lost. His character got killed off of Lost. How?

Because he started... Jog my memory. I can't remember. I think... Was it the smoke monster? No, it was before smoke monster. Because that's when Lost got bad. What?

Yeah. No, he was on the first two seasons. He was, who used John Locke's understudy. I loved him so much. And that would have been the time. John Locke's had an understudy. He was like John Locke's like best friend. He was like learning to love the Island.

Like John Locke loved the Island, but then he got killed off. I don't need to go into loss. Okay. But that's during the time that I feel like I would have probably met him was during lost. And I would have known you would have remembered. I would have remembered. It wasn't like he was a random guy. I think, excuse me.

I think they have started giving out phone numbers too quickly because there's someone who has my old phone number that I didn't get rid of that long ago. And people keep telling me when I see them in person that they've texted my old number and someone has gotten back to them and being like, Oh my God, for the love of God, this is not Becca. Yes. Yes. That is so insane. I feel like they shouldn't do it. There's enough numbers to go. It's a nine one seven number. And I think people really want those they're hot hot commodity because it's like the og new york number oh so i think maybe somebody fought for it real hard well they got what they fought for they got my own number with a lot of weird people i fight for a phone number is something you can do yes don't

you remember carrie bradshaw got a new cell phone number and it was around the time that they were running out of 917 cell phones 646 and she's like 646 what is this yeah oh the new new york okay maybe that's what it is i'm having a major issue with two new york numbers not to interrupt this but i still have my same phone number that i've had since i got it illegally in a bodega when i was illegally living in new york city um and i really need to know what day i got divorced on oh yeah it's very important to me i am uh doing some citizenship stuff and i have no idea what day i got divorced on i do know that somewhere along the lines of 2010 my ex-husband called me and was like, do you have the divorce paperwork? And I assumed he was getting remarried. And so I mailed

it to him. I didn't keep a copy for me. Cause I was like, when will I ever need this? Like an idiot. Now I can't process the thing without knowing my divorce date. It's very difficult when you don't know your divorce date to find your divorce date. Anyway, with the phone number, where is this going? I think he has the same phone number too. And I've texted multiple times. He's not responding. Oh, just tell me what day we got divorced. Another way you can find this out. It's very difficult. If it gets filed, like do you have a, you must have like an approximate date. I put in an approximate date and just, well, this is like how I still don't know what time

Ford was born. Is it not on his birth certificate? It is, but I don't, I can't find that thing. It's already lost. It's been four months. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah.

It's just hard. Okay. Anyway, sorry. Okay. Well, that's my good week. Um, just, I, maybe if anyone out there knows what day I got divorced on, anyone knows when Ian Somerhalder got this current phone number. Let us know.

I just want to make sure that I didn't black out for a period of my life that I might've had sex with him. Oh God. I'm sure you would have remembered. I'm sure he would have made you remember. I remember being somewhere where he was telling me how lucrative the wine business was. He has like a wine, I don't know. And I was like, I'm pretty sure it's the least lucrative business you can have.

It's actually like almost impossible to make money from wine, but whatever. Yeah. So, okay. Well, that's my good week. Um, my bad week is my hair caught on fire. um yeah i was in new york i'm gonna preface the story was with that i was not drunk yet when this happened i was at a bar it was this like bougie stupid lounge that was whatever it was hard to get into i don't even know we walked in but we asked them we're like hey do you have spot for

three people and they're like yes come on over here and then walk us over to the wall yeah so with like a lip on the wall yes for your drink yes with the lip on the wall which came about to here where i was standing and we had to stand in like our three spots and we couldn't really even shift sure so i'm standing against the wall i didn't realize that in this bar they had tea light candles sitting on that ledge perfect angle or perfect spot where my the back of my hair would touch now i'm talking to jared and our friend brin and out of nowhere brin's like oh my god jack your hair is on fire my hair was engulfed enough for her to see it from behind my shoulder over so no do you well can you tell shockingly okay i'll explain the story first yeah it was

engulfed enough where the flames were going over my shoulder she like like pushes it out on me the whole entire bar is like what the is going on probably smelled awful it smelled awful i was so traumatized and scared that i just looked at jared and i'm like i think i'm gonna start crying and then i just like started like like just waterworks coming out of because then i was touching my hair pulling clumps of hair out singy hair so it ended up thank god creating a layer creating a layer about like, I don't even know if you can see it. There's like a chunk is pushed back from the mic right now. There's a chunk of my hair that's like six, six inches shorter than the rest of it. But I was just so pissed. Cause I was like, I've spent three years growing out my hair. I understand

that. And I didn't really, I didn't know how much was actually like taken off, but thank God it only looks like a little bit of a layer. I can't tell. It was so scary. Let me tell you something about burning your hair. It is, it can go from, I got a layer to, I can't get married for five years very quickly. You are very lucky, Jack. And I was, I feel like your hair has been caught on fire 8 million times. So many times. It's so different. And it really, it really scorches. It scorches so fast. Um, have you ever seen on, on the internet, the guy that cuts hair with fire, that guy, have you seen it no yeah i have i'm like nobody wants this there is i think other than someone else's diarrhea there's no worse smell on the planet than burnt hair and it stays for a long

time it's skunk and it stays like even after you washed it i bet if you took those ends up and you sniff them you still had the sniff i did no it lasted for a long time and it like it just gave me anxiety every time i was like trying to go to bed i was like my hair is burnt it's not your fault jack it's new york and those shelf shelf they put on a wall that's not a shelf table i mean it's a literal fire hazard literal fire i can't be the first person that's happened to exactly anyways who's next okay becca's next um okay so actually you know this is a really good segue i kind of this is i don't know if this is a good or a bad week or just a topic i wanted to discuss i'm desperately wanting to cut my hair i see it i really had a dream about you with a bob

again did you yeah like two days ago i didn't tell you but weird but the bad the bad thing is that there's there's no one that's going to be able to achieve the look that i'm going for what are you going for in the texas area oh i don't think i was like what could you nobody could achieve it so i my platinum here's the head cannot be cut by any of you mere mortals the only person who can give me this haircut is god god himself no here's my predicament the reason my hair has gotten so long is is solely because i really i i haven't had somebody that i really you know want to go see a short haircut is a hard thing to accomplish if you have long hair it's easy to go see someone to trim your freaking hair yeah so i'm just it's i don't know where to

go i'm also even the big people even like the big really great people there's a fad right now going on where it's like a shaggy look and i don't want that i want like a french girl bob oh like i want it to be textured i don't want it to be like you know so i i don't i want it to be blunt i don't want any layers and I don't know what to do. You guys don't cut it with a fire. Well, I was considering letting Kelty cut it tonight. Oh my God. Don't do that for sure. No, but I could give you a great Bob. That's what I think. Can you just have, can we just chaotic and out of control enough to do this? We need to do it, but like have her cut it like maybe two inches longer than you Then I would want it.

And then you can go get it fixed. Yeah. No, I. I need to make sure Dom can get me in before I leave tomorrow if I f*** this up. No, because you want, you want the. I want it to look like someone just cut it. Yes. It's like when I used to cut Chelsea's hair.

Yes. Because it's like she. Oh my God. I can't wait for this to happen. You just don't. I don't think I, here's the thing. Let's sell tickets to it. If I had, if I had a good pair of hair cutting scissors, I could really cut this for you.

but but i i i do know what you mean it's like sometimes the hair people they get a little too fancy yeah i don't need it they're like slicing with special things and basically what you want is the bluntest bluntest kitchen scissor you want literally like did i ever tell you guys the story of when jeff gaddy sorry did i ever tell you the story about my friend jeff when he came to hair school and i cut up his neck yes okay that's why i want you to cut my hair oh my god this has to And you can get a scar too. Okay. What's your bad week?

Okay. My good week. I think that was bad is that I wanted whatever and I don't trust anybody to do it. Here's my good week. I have a new word. Oh, we haven't had a word in a long time. Snack-cident. Would you like to hear how I'm defining it?

Yes. So I'm notorious for having a snack-cident where I have a dinner that I need to go to reservations at seven. I'm going to meet people for a proper dinner where I get to sit down, order off a menu like a civilized human. But I can never stop myself from getting a little peckish before and thinking I'm just going to have a little snack. It turns into like a four course meal with cheese crackers and Chomp's jerky stick pickles. And my snack accident, my snack turns into a snack accident. And that is my word because I do it every time I have a dinner.

And then I sit down at dinner and I'm like, God damn it. I don't even want any of this. I hate that feeling. It's the worst. Especially if you're looking forward to the dinner, you're like, I know what I'm going to order. And then you're like, Oh, I just had a snack accident recently too. And it's, I still thought about it. I'd love to have about what I could have had at that dinner.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. Kelsey's life is a snack accident. Girl doesn't eat meals. She needs a few more snack snack. Well, you know, when I was home in Canada, I really was by myself most of the days. And then I'd go and see my brother at night.

And so like, I just snacked. and it's really my preferred eating. And then I came back and Chris is like, are we having dinner? And I was like, Oh no, you didn't see the cheese plate. I just ate. That was my dinner. Like I love a snack accident snacks. I don't know if I've ever seen you have a real meal. I've never seen you. I had one this morning at our meeting. That's not a meal. We were literally grazing. You had like a, you had like a tart and like two bites of it. I ate the whole thing. Okay. Um, this is a good segue to my bad week. Okay.

I want to take things down a level here. Oh God. Um, I need to apologize to the late again community in a real way. We did an episode called the ick episode and I discussed that I had ick for the cheese dogs at seven 11 and people are very angry with me. I'm not, I'm laughing because I feel so bad now because it's funny. Are people serious? And by people, how many?

People, I had multiple DMs saying, why are you so hoity-toity? You think you're better than everyone else because you don't eat the cheese dogs. I had someone write me, like a Snickers and Diet Coke is any less trashy. People were very involved in the cheese dog. And so I just want to say this. first of all you do you is always the motto if you want to go eat a hot dog that has been injected with a cheese sauce that has rolled on a counter for two days straight i'm hungry go eat your cheese dog you know like you do you i don't think i'm better than anyone because i don't eat the

cheese can i just say something whoever these people are please see your way out you're uninvited that's how I feel it's how I feel about the people who got upset with us for making comments about turquoise nail polish I'm sorry if you're offended that we think it sounds gross to eat a dog that's been on a spigot don't yourself not we I hate it you know what please don't let the door hit your ass on the way out that's how I feel I truly believe this don't let these people make you feel bad for not wanting to eat old meat I felt so bad also we're not saying it's like above or blow our class i'm just saying it's gross yeah i'm saying go i'm saying have the nachos have it do it whatever i make nachos for 45 seconds in my microwave i'm not judging and also kelsey being on

a high horse about anything food related is ridiculous she's the least sophisticated eater i've ever met in my life exactly but also if you are genuinely upset granted i know we have some girls where tone is hard to understand. So I don't know. They might be funny. And I love you if you are being funny and you're like, don't yuck my yuck. I think someone felt that I yucked their yuck. Well, they can leave. But you know what? It's fine. I'm just saying, okay, that I am someone who frequents a 7-Eleven often to get my fountain diet Coke. And sometimes- And Pop tarts and pop that's another thing she eats a pop tart regularly uncooked but my point is is that i've been it sounds good i've been multiple times and the dogs have not moved okay like i'll check

and i'll be like is that dog fourth from the bottom on the right still there and it's there for days that's all i'm saying okay my good week i will eat hot meat from a bucky's though i don't even know what a bucky's oh shit we're gonna go when we're on tour it is the most magical gas station chain you will ever go. It's like a Wawa? Wawa is the best. Nope. You can get a hummus at Wawa that'll take you to Wawa. Wawa sandwiches are unmatched. Nope. Nope. I'm going to take you for some fricking tater tots and breakfast tacos at Bucky's. It is truly a Texas treasure. Ooh. Okay. I'm in. And I'll eat their hot meat. Eat that hot meat. Okay. Good week. so as you all know i have iron deficiency anemia oh sweet lord and do we think it's pop-tart

related definitely and out of the level 200 when i got tested i was a five and so i have now need to go for these iron infusions yeah and it's been a little tricky because i was up in canada and so i'm supposed to go once a week but i got to go for one and then four weeks of nothingness and I went for another one and I'm happy to report that my score is now 42. Wow. Okay. Here's the great news. I have 42. I do feel like I came alive. I feel like I'm more awake than I've been in a long time, but this is kind of another bad week. It's, it's another, anyway. So I had an allergic reaction to the iron last week. I didn't tell you guys it was very dramatic, but I didn't want to tell you because I want to save it. So basically they're pumping the iron in

and they're like, you feeling okay? And I'm like, I'm fine. I'm fine. It takes like an hour. And then all of a sudden I got this like rash on my hand. I was like, that's weird. But like, I get a rash for anything. When I eat a Pop-Tart, I get a rash because I'm not supposed to have the gluten. Like rashes, this is normal to me. And then there, I was, she was like, how are you doing? And I was like, no, everything's fine. Like, but I have this little rash on my hand and she's like, oh, that's weird. And she's looking and she's like, did it just come up? And I was like, yeah. And she's like, okay, well let us know if anything else. She goes to sit down at a desk. I turn around to just like wave my hand and then my throat closed. Oh my God. Oh

my God. Seven nurses run over. I'm having a crazy allergic reaction to it. They take the IV out of the iron and put in the stop or whatever. The doctor's there two minutes and like they're freaking out. So it was like, I couldn't swallow. I couldn't swallow. Like I'd had no windpipe anymore. I couldn't swallow it or breathe out of it. Anyway, it was very exciting, but I'm fine. It just gave me like crazy anxiety. So they, they have, and I'm also taking the special iron that's supposed to be like really easy on your body. I'm not even taking the iron that you need to sit there for four hours.

I'm doing the one hour. Anyway, I'm fine. But what I'm really happy about is that during that appointment, they took my blood. And just this morning I woke up to my UCLA.com, you know, blood work has, you have new blood work in your system. And I looked at it and I screenshot it cause I was so excited that my body. So like, how are you going to get more iron? Can you explain?

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wait i'm not kidding you kelty has done that to all of my dogs and every time i'm like why are you doing that and she's like it's callie can handle it i'm here to tell you she cannot she has hit the ground like a big lump like a sack of coal come here are you kidding me like kind of like threw her up like you were throwing a kid into a pool anyway okay it's your iron level so i know too much power my iron levels are high i'm feeling alive anyway no it was kind of at the end of the appointment so then once they got me down they kept the iron going and i'll go back and the next time they'll give me a pre-injection so that my body doesn't oh it's like what i have to do before i get like filler dissolver now because i had that i'm concerned how often you're

having filler i know what is happening this is not something you should be doing all the time well uh it's from all the bad filler that i've gotten in my past lives how is it still around it goes away no i had a filler like moved filler when i got under eye filler like eight years ago and it moved down here and i had like a bump so i had to get that dissolved but i had to take a whole thing oh wow you had to take a banadrol too i'll tell you something when i had covid i paid to have the monoclonal antibody infusion yeah because i it was like right when that was starting to be like a word on the street is this helps and i just was so determined to not get sick that i said okay bring it on over and so i hired this company and spent so much money yeah and

she's sitting there and she's putting in my arm and i said to her i was like my throat's itchy like I'm starting to get an itchy throat and she's like okay so then she's like I'm gonna just give you like a little bit of Benadryl because this is you know I'm also allergic to everything yeah she gives me Benadryl and I am not kidding you it was the greatest I've ever felt in my life oh it sent me on a high that was so euphoric that I wanted her to leave so I could experience the high without judgment oh my god wait doesn't benadryl make you sleepy no i think are you sure she didn't give you a steroid because that's what they gave me they gave me a steroid no she definitely gave me benadryl because she's like you're gonna get a little you might get a little

sleepy and i was like oh my god that sounds so nice that's so weird came in the room he's like she's so oh no way yes yeah okay live your life it was great i hope to have another one soon can i tell you, can I tell you just one more thing before we go into the episode? We're already in it. No, we're in it. We're in it. It's been like 30 minutes. Okay. No, let me tell you one more thing. So I did want to say the last part of my story was that when they gave me the steroid to open my throat up and to whatever she was like, she was like, Hey, just so you know, this is going to make your vagina burn. And I was like, wait, what? Like burn. And you know, people are like, it's going to make your vagina tingle sometimes like things. Was it a real burn?

And, and I was like, what do you mean? And she goes, you're going to feel a lot of heat down there and in your whole area, it's going to get really hot. And I was like, okay. And, and she's like, I'm telling you this because we had an old lady come in who had to have this. And I didn't tell her beforehand. And she's like, she took the medicine and then she just was yelling, my vagina is on fire. My vagina is on fire. And where you do these blood infusions is actually weirdly at the cancer center. So like you're next to people that are getting like, um, chemo and stuff. It's like, it's very quiet. It's very homey. Everyone's wrapped in blankets. Like, so like, you don't want to be screaming like my vagina is on fire. Anyway, she gave me the medicine. I confirm hot

toddy down there. And I was like, you know what? Someone should take this medicine and they should make it into an actual medicine that you could give women because it was hot and I need, I was like a cat and he had a cat scratch fever. Like it was itchy. It wasn't itchy and it didn't turn me on, but it made it hot and sort of Bernie the way that like medicine is like, why would I ever want this sensation? No, the sensation would feel it's like when, have you ever put like, oh like that tingle cream tingle like before a tan like that yeah oh my god if you put the like hot oil like lube where it like lubes up and it also gets a little hot yeah yeah it's like that it was pretty good anyway i'm just saying cool yeah that's all i'm saying okay hi callie are

you all right today we are doing casual questions yes here we go what is something that most people are obsessed with that you don't get the point of oh i got mine i mean i've talked about this but Harry Styles. Oh my God. I just, I get it. I get why people love him. I've tried to get into his music and I just can't. It's like the light switch. It just is not happening for me. And I don't know what it is. Is it the music? Is it the onesies? No, I love his vibe. I love him. Like I do love it. The music I can't get into. It's not for me, but I don't like like a lot of, I couldn't ever really get into taylor swift i couldn't really get into beyonce like i could never really get into those are all three very those are very different but they're all like the mainstream

artists beyonce and taylor swift are like on harry styles of the but they're like fandoms that people are literally will live and die by yeah yeah that like i see why yes i know why for all of those artists why people are like literally would die for them but i just personally can't the flip can't has not switched for me. I feel, I feel, I feel this. I knew it felt wrong as it was going out of my mouth. The switch has not flipped for me with Beyonce ever. Okay. But have you seen her live? No. Yeah. I was like, what is this bullshit? It's like, I mean, not bullshit, but I was like, okay, yeah, she's great. Like, cool. She's a wonderful performer. I don't get the like obsession and then i saw her live and i was like holy shit oh she is maybe top three world's best

performer of all time absolutely of all time absolutely it's insanity it's like watching an olympian but in music like she's just sounds insanely good singing everything live while dancing her ass off so you can't even it's insane okay so fine so take it back Kelsey literally didn't know how to respond. I'm like, all right. No, I felt, I, you know, because the beehive came for me when we first started Lady Gang. No, I remember. Cause I think I made a comment about, I didn't get it.

Well, I'm sorry. Again. Again. I'm sorry. No, I get it. She's great. She's amazing. But I'm not like, I can't, people are have countdown clocks and things like that.

I don't feel, but I don't feel that way about many things. I don't feel that way about it. Yeah. I can't, I don't like anything. I feel that way about bachelor. That's what I can't get into. I can't. Okay.

What is something you've been meaning to track? Are we all answering these questions or just one? Yeah. Okay. Wait, what's yours? Bachelor. Oh, right. Bachelor.

Tons of people are obsessed with it. You don't get the point of. Ooh. And the Kardashians. Yes. I can't. Not them in general, their show. Yes.

Yeah. I only watched it because it was on at nail salons. And now that it's not, I'm not watching anymore. I know. So many of my friends are like, did you watch the latest Kardashian? and I'm like, I will never say yes to that. Even when I'm like, God, I wish I had something to watch on TV. What will I watch? It's like, I'm still not putting that on. No, me either. Like never. And I like them. I like them too. I like them too. I just, I would rather not. I don't

know. Okay. Um, Hmm. All right. Well, I think my answer is going to be tinted sunglasses. i um who was into those okay okay i'll think of something better um but only you had prepared these i know i know at first i thought she was doing that like it's just like lead it up to make it seem like she didn't build up yeah well now i i'm kind of no i don't have an answer okay next question insane sorry what's something you've been meaning to try but just haven't gotten around to it balsamic coke i liked it you did um i it does not taste like coke uh-huh it tastes like kombucha so if you like kombucha bummer but also like is that healthy isn't balsamic just sugar is it i don't know how they make sure i have not is it from an olive let me look it's not an oil that's

all vinegar what is vinegar i don't know is vinegar water and spice or is i think it's sugar does vinegar get we are idiot does vinegar get pressed out of a fruit no or a veggie is it is it a sauce that gets out of the fruit no i'm looking to see what is in balsamic and i'm let me tell you balsamic vinegar like it's a vinegar but what is vinegar made from unfermented grape juice oh so it is a squeezy fruit yes what about vinegar no is that olive oil or vinegar no that was balsamic okay what's regular vinegar is a chemical known to destroy man or something no how do you make vinegar you take your balls after a workout they transform alcohol into vinegar oxygen and a bacteria of the genus something something must be present for the second step oh

it's like a fermentation of alcohol so regular vinegar is just alcohol which is why people say you can clean with it balsamic vinegar is a fruit being pressed in a press yes wow it's basically like wine but with none of the fun stuff cool that's really good so what else have you not gotten around to try gotten around to trying you answer culty okay um i my brain literally just shut off like i can only entertain us so long and now i'm just like no i love when you do this i'm like my brain's like pound we're down we love our sponsor everlane everlane is a quality clothing retailer that it's dedicated doing things the right way. That means partnering with responsible factories and ensuring that every piece of clothing looks and feels great for

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Comparison rates not available in all states or situations. Prices vary based on how you buy. You're listening to The Lady Gang. You know what? I have not gotten into this little old but inventing Anna. I see the memes everywhere everyone watched it everyone's talking about it

and like I it's on my watch list but I'm not watching it and I probably never will I didn't like it don't say that we had Katie Lowe's on

we told her we loved it I wasn't on the episode no I watched I watched an episode and a half with Chris and I liked it and it was it was fine

I just don't know that I'm ever gonna finish like I have a lot of shows that I started I started 1883 Tim Tim I said Tim Gunn

Tim Gunn you're not the actor for me like the other yellowstone is so good that 1883 is just like violence and faith hill and i'm like now i'm good so it's just like i just anyway okay i understand that i think also we're in an age where it's really hard to follow through with watching television shows it takes it's like never ending it is hard and you know what i think it is it's really hard to put your phone down and commit to watching tv even last week when i was watching drag race which is the best season because

all winners all-star season you're on your phone i was second screening see there is only a few there's only a few shows i've realized that i only like like a very specific type of a show like even with stranger things i was trying to watch with jared and i was like this is not for me like it's not i found myself going on my phone because if it's a good show i won't like severance i was off i was like i'm obsessed with this i have to watch every second of it but it's just some shows just not not free not your vibe not your cup of tea not the vibe do you have one that you've been meaning to try no okay next question what piece of entertainment do you wish you could erase from your mind so you could experience it for the first time again i do

know my answer what never-ending story the movie oh oh when i was a kid i just loved that flying dog so much and i feel like i i wasn't as aware of how magical it was and if i could just watch it again as an adult on a mushroom yeah on a mushroom um i don't like to re-watch movies there's only a handful of movies i will re-watch and most of them strangely enough jason bateman is that he i can always watch his movies and anything leslie man is in for some reason like judd apatow's movies but anything else i can't but there are a few movies like sleeping with the enemy julia roberts her one of her original movies best movie ever literally never heard of it i'm upset i'm jealous i've never seen it either we're watching it tonight are we it's so good can

i get on my phone you guys jack you would love it it's true crime it is yes it's a woman who marries a psychopath and she has to plan on her escape she fakes her death oh wait did you just ruin it spoiler oh sorry no no no no no that's like kind of in the beginning of the movie i i want that experience again i want a stars born again first stars born or this second one bradley cooper i want that one again yeah because that was really i sobbed sobbed at the end of that movie beautiful the dog let me look you can't ruin again you didn't see it let me look at it are you kidding me i never watch movies i don't wow even i am it's a music it's a it's a rock and roll movie well i don't it's a movie with songs it's not a musical it's literally like penny lane

on crack oh i know so good i know maybe that that's something i haven't gone around to watching okay that's the answer to my last question um my answer to this question is if i could like relive something it would be listening to all of the music that i fell in love with when i was a teenager wasn't it about a movie or a tv show entertainment oh okay okay sorry because i've never like i've never loved anything in my life the way that i've loved music at that age so if i could have that feeling again i've just like grown so numb to life that nothing really sensitized i used to take the cap the smashing pumpkins lyrics and like write them out and draw flowers around flower daisies and then put it on my wall like i really loved smashing pumpkins

which smashing pumpkins lyric all of them tonight tonight of course i mean that is one of the best songs of all time in my mind he's in like the macrame video so good incredible they have a tiktok their tiktok is popping by the way the smashing pumpkins yeah they're like doing tiktok great unassuming people like celebrities really get into tiktok it's so fun yeah their tiktok's great um speaking of music would you guys like to detour the bus i actually wanted to propose something i should do it on the podcast i was gonna propose it off okay don't be so upset i'm not a great idea okay i have tons of room for all kinds of changes okay so we're we're gonna be going from detroit oops to are we not allowed to say this will be out by then yeah it'll be fine we're

going to be going from it will be out yeah we'll be going from detroit to charlotte like detroit a day charlotte yeah atlanta okay yeah would you guys be open charlotte and atlanta are only four hours apart okay would you be open to going detroit atlanta for the day off seeing cam and then going to charlotte i would love to do this for you the reason we have that day off is because the bus can only drive so many miles. It's 10 hours. Yeah. He can't. It's too long. It's the same distance from Detroit to Atlanta.

We will talk about this. I've already logistically worked it out. We just have to say yes or no. Okay. I mean, I'm always down for a show. I'm down for it if it doesn't cost any extra money. Boo. Next question.

Boo. Whore. When do you feel when do you feel truly alive when kelsey says no not then i mean after a really good bowel movement yes the lightness do you have okay what's it called there's got to be a term and maybe we can think of it this is tmi but do you sometimes have a movement and then for like hours after you're kind of like reliving it like it was good like when you have good sex oh my god and you like kind of go back to that feeling and you like you can feel it again the release i like you're still

reminded yes well because nothing i am not happier in life than when i've just had a successful satisfying poop i just love it there's nothing better i like think of it like it like it was like a flirtation and i giggle anytime jared goes poop more than once a day he's like i gotta go i'm like i would do anything to do that anything there's something very that is benadryl in my ivy that's how i yeah here's a question to lady gang if we made a suppository that was made for your bums maybe your vagina in some ways would you want it like do you want the best suppository that you can just put in when you're putting your makeup on and then instantly have a big poop before you leave the house that's not how they were do that suppository is more like well they

do no you can do it you can do a suppository in your butt but all at night no you can do it and they they work pretty fast but those that's only for a certain type of constipation so personally that's not how it's too hard and it's at the it's at the end waiting to say hi but like it needs like when i was on in the fetal position in this bathroom right here and i had to use a being enema yeah we never told that story because i was so scared yeah we did kelty and i told it while you were there no not the details of what happened in there yeah i think you told didn't you tell the story it was so big and you had to cut it up which you couldn't win no the actual end of the enema it was i can't even talk about it i'm so

upset i'm so upset okay last question okay what would be some of the most annoying things about having yourself as a roommate everything oh my god we all know mine um well we do know if you had to sleep in the same bed as me i have a lot of annoying things that i do and then also i pee so many times in the night and i don't want to wake the person that i'm staying with that so you don't flush i don't flush the toilet and zach hates it chris is very yes you were the one that found out that i did it you called me out on the lady gang tour oh well maybe you shouldn't do it to us i mean if you could do it in the privacy of your own home with your spouse but like i don't want to wake you up is it better to be woken up by the i don't want to wake up to your urine i don't

mind i don't mind waking up to your urine and i do it to zach but he's my husband he has to put up with i do it to chris and he'll go in and flush it he's so mad about it i'm like just on top of boring answers yeah so how am i supposed to know we'll see who you're with no no no i you'd rather me flush the toilet five times in the middle of the night i we wouldn't wake up we're very sound sleepers well no yeah but i do it for zach but it's also because i don't like to get the i'm in sleep mode still and i don't want to hear the toilet so it's selfish i'm oh yeah i'm trying to like kind of stay asleep while i'm doing everything and i'm like i don't want to like yes but i don't want to see your pee on the tour bus well that's not how the tour bus bathroom

that's true that's true yeah um i'll tell you my most annoying thing about me as a roommate my brother recently brought it up to me for for all the things that we've been going through he found the time to tell me one of my biggest flaws what which i thought was hilarious he's like no i love going to your house i love like i love la i'm gonna get back out there we're gonna hang out or cook is there's one thing about your house though and i was like yeah and he goes your sink's always dirty oh there's always a little shmegma in the box because i will rinse and then put in the thing like they'll always be a plate the kitchen sink the kitchen sink is always some old like my brother's that is a term for junk inside the foreskin of a piece yes is it yes

absolutely i think you're going for schmutz schmutz schmegma oh my god are you not supposed to use that word around your in-laws no you use the term schmegma i don't know i've always called it schmegma is that like a doctor approved or is that a medical term for let me tell you okay well i want to clear something up there is no shmegma this is on webmd shmegma is the thick white cheesy substance oh my god under the foreskin of the penis oh my god i want to make something clear there's no shmegma in my sink there's what do you call it shmeg schmutz schmutz oh there's some schmutz in my sink you're never gonna get those two straight no um anyway my sink's gross

becca why are you a bad roommate i mean why aren't i um there i'm trying to think of the things that zach gets annoyed with he oh i leave the doors open all the time because the dogs are outside and i don't like to shut the door when they're outside because i often forget they're outside and i don't come back dying in the heat yeah yeah so i think it's actually not that bad of a thing that's not bad uh i do have to have the tv very loud i can't hear it it's because you're singing you've burst out your i don't know what it is i cannot hear tvs that's weird That is weird. And I hate a too loud TV.

I feel like it's like coming at me. I'm like, just let me live and enjoy you. Can someone tell me if this thing exists? And I think maybe I've asked. Yes, you can have your own headphones. You can, right? Yeah. How?

They're a sharper image. What do you mean your own headphones? If you want to watch TV and listen to the TV, you can have a headphone that is connected to your TV. Oh, do you need to have a certain type of TV? I have no idea. I don't know that, but I do know. I need this. I'm looking it up because it's an issue.

All right. Then I can watch Housewives because Zach hates hearing those bitches talk. There you go. Exactly. All right. Well, this was really fun. Okay. I learned a lot about shmagma.

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