LadyGang - Just Us: Three Girls, One Group

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to change around here each week we catch up with hollywood's hottest girl posse kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik hello hello hello welcome to the lady gang i'm back tobin here with jack vanik and kelty night good day to you ladies good hello everyone can i just say that we collectively the three of us are crushing the game oh what game i just want to tell you that you know the last few weeks we had the guys from watch what crappens we had my depression we had the points guy we have i mean the range of lady gang is flourishing we have never gotten more dms or thankful messages about our podcast like the people who love bravo were like oh my god and then like i just looked at

our instagram and this other person was like this episode this week's episode about the points guy the miles my husband gets obsessed i listened to it three times i signed up for all the credit cards and i'm so excited like i didn't know people cared that much about points i mean we were passionate about it but like you're welcome world thank you for being a part of the lady game hell yeah look at us dynamic if you will i actually was thinking the i've been listening to a new podcast lately i've been listening to deep dive with um june diane rafael you know she would pronounce it rafael whoa we pronounced it wrong when she was on our show apologies because that's because remember kelty caller june diana yeah we just had to tackle the first name

um and jessica saint claire who's a hilarious act they're both just funny actresses and writers and all that stuff but i've been finding that i skip the episodes with guests i'm only wanting to hear them and i'm curious do you all feel the same oh i think they do and they've been telling us that for a long time and we keep ignoring them but yes yeah but then we get the points guy and watch what crap happens and everybody's happy you know i think we just need to be very picky with what guests we have on because is the guest actually going to add or is the guest taking up time like that's where I think guests are, you know, beneficial, but it's just got to be the right one. Six years later, I'll tell you who we're not having on. Just kidding. Okay. Um, all right. Well

now it's time for good week. Yes, it is bad week. Oh no. Who would like to begin? i'll go um my good week is my new obsession in life is uh it's on tiktok and it is the mormon mom community in utah have you guys deep dove into this can you tell me because i'm so yeah it's a it's a whole thing so there's this community of these like hot mormon moms in in utah and they got big because there's this one lady named taylor and she's so hot and she kept posting these videos being like me and my daughters and there's these other two blonde hot mormon moms so they got big because she basically like conned tiktok into thinking that she was a mom and that she was like the this like hot like 50 year old mom but she's not she's like 27 or

something like that so they blow up on tiktok everybody loves them just because they're the whatever i don't really know and then they all get into like a little bit of trouble because they're apparently light swingers which means they like make out with each other's partners but like nobody's having sex but then this taylor girl she wait at rewind question so they aren't actually her daughters they're not her daughters they're like her friends they're all the same age but she like that's how they got big because you know how tiktok just likes to be pissed about something they're like there's no way that you're their mom or whatever so anyways the drama is that um she like broke this code of soft swinging and hooked up with another one of her

friends partners and they also like when they'd soft swing it had to be in the same room as their partner like they have to see it in front of them so now like the entire mormon mom friendship group is falling apart because all of their, uh, drama and all of their skeletons are kind of getting like blown to the surface because they're all doing like TikTok lives and just like spilling all of their shit. So that is the gist of it. Tell me, can you please on the side, send me these TikToks? Cause I really want to get in it. TikToks hard. Cause you, it's hard to find the beginning of something. I know. Well, you have to find somebody that like does does a little summary recap to like get you in and then you can deep dive after that but it is

soft swinging soft swinging i didn't know it was a thing i'm very interested in soft swing i would like to know from the lady gang community are we doing this is this like something that people are doing that we don't know about yeah like is is everyone doing this and we don't know and we've been just not swinging like i don't want a full swing but like a soft swing i'm not sure do you think it would be weird if you if you could soft swing but then chris had to be in the room watching you make out with another guy isn't that what it's like when you're like happy birthday here's another girl like i've never done that i know because you wouldn't be making out with a girl you'd be making out with a dude and i don't think chris would like that

yeah and he's not like it's not like he's um we're having an orgy it's we're you're making out with your really good friends partner in a room if we went in a room and i started making out with jerry exactly and you that's exactly what it is wow i'm still into it okay well i'm just kidding it's not friendship burning at all um yeah so i will send you guys all the TikToks to watch. It's just, you know, I love that's like the drama that I love so much because it's, it's far enough away, but there's so much shit going on. There's a lot of information that you can really like get into the like conspiracy theories. There's all these Reddit forums about it. That's the kind of stuff that I like to like watch when I'm trying to fall asleep because it

really calms my mind. Okay. Other people's misfortune. Despair. Yeah. Um, so that's my good week. My bad week is, um, last week I got caught in the middle of a pepper spray crossfire. I was having lunch at a Jones on third, which is a nice restaurant in West Hollywood with Haley, who does all of our like social media managing and whatever we're having lunch and like five feet away from me out of the corner of my eye, I hear like a squirt. And I was like, that's a weird sound to be like coming from a restaurant while I'm having like a nice meal on a patio. And then within like 10 seconds, everybody else around us starts getting out of their seats, coughing. And then it gets to us and we're like coughing up a lung. I'm sneezing all over the

place. My eyes are watering. It was crazy. This like string of pepper spray, like permeated through the entire patio of this restaurant. And everybody was like totally up from it for like 50 feet around where they sprayed it who did it this a random guy that ran away and i don't know who it was but the guy that he sprayed was so that he was yeah he had a shirt off he was like throwing up it was so disturbing and i don't even there was no like kerfuffle that happened it just i heard like there was no like yelling or anything there was just like a spray sound and then everybody had to evacuate it was crazy so it was revenge i don't buy it wasn't a protection of we're having a fight i need to get out of this yes it was uh i'm coming to get you mother

sorry and i'm gonna spray you and run a spray and run that's what it was because the guy he was just gone nobody i didn't even see who it was that's a good that's a good point i was wondering what was happening it was definitely like i'm finding you and i'm gonna spray you yeah spray sniper yeah it was i've never been in like the midst of a pepper spray before and from even being like 10 feet away and it not coming in my direction. It like me up. I used to go to this taco stand on vine when I first moved to LA and my girlfriends and I would always want to go. It was like 24 hours. So we would go at like 3am after a crazy night or just midnight when we were just hungry. And, um, we, there were always sketchy people hanging out around there. So I

had a pepper spray like in my car just as you do in your 20s and this really creepy guy comes over and whips his dick out in front of the window and my friends in the passenger side and I'm like I think there's a pepper spray like let's just get it out in case blah blah blah and she takes it out and she's like sprays it down into the car to like make sure it's working oh no yes and it was fucking terrible i will never forget because i always doubted if pepper spray could really help you if you were being attacked yeah because you're just like it's invisible you can't like really see anything happening no it and it does up so that's crazy crazy i'm like get me out of L.A. Wow. Well, I'll go. I have a follow up to my poo stool sample. Oh, yeah. Stool sample saga.

You did have some offline text with us, so I don't know if you want to update with that. So I'm going to update with that. So I talked about how I have to get a stool sample and how I'm so disgusted and I barely look at my own poop and it's just it's a horrible situation. yes so i have to get the stool sample and i get these little paper covers to when the when it arrives it's like here's how you get it there's a teeny tiny little tube with like a little looks like a coke spoon in a liquid and you use the coke spoon after you've pooped onto this like paper cover over it like hangs over the water so that it catches your poop and then you use this little scooper to do three little pea size and shake it into the water. So I text Kelty and

Jack a picture of myself wearing sunglasses because I don't really want to be able to see it too clearly and a mask because I don't want to smell it while I'm handling poo. So then I get back to them a few minutes later and i say uh-oh my poo went straight past the paper i didn't really make sure that my butthole was lined up enough over the paper it was too far forward and so it kind of went back and like so it wasn't like it didn't fully cover no it was like a hammock it was meant to like it was like a hammock for your poop yes and it was paper i feel like a certain type of a poop would just like break the paper and mine kind of did because it it hit the back and it gave it a little tear and then it went right back into so it goes into the toilet

and i'm like and so i have to just let that one go and i noticed that there's no other papers that they gave you two and i did a layer because i thought the same thing about the paper being too light and even plastic like yes but the reason is because it's flushable so you don't have to like go back to the drawing board. Oh yes. Since I've found better poop catchers, because what I then had to do was go on Amazon to find a poo catcher that could catch my poo so that I could send this kit back. So they should have sent like 15 pieces. How much could those papers cost? You know what I mean? It's just, it pissed me off a lot. So the, I order an Amazon thing. It comes in the mail and i'm like dreading this i'm totally dreading this i'm very regular i have a poop every

morning and i just like you know plan ahead i'm gonna poop i got one that was more cardboard feeling but it also is flushable from amazon came with two and i'm like great i'm gonna do it i put my whole gear on i go poop and i get my scooper and i'm doing the thing and i'm like yes this is a success and then i noticed that my hand has like a liquid on it and i'm like where is this coming from where is this liquid coming from and i'm look at the tube that's filled with liquid and now three pea-sized portions of my feces brown mud water and it's because the cap on the test tube had been cracked oh no so now i have poo water on my hands i have poo in a cap that i don't know if I can send it back or not. I thought about taping it up. I thought about doing all these other

things. And then I was like, no, I can't, I can't possibly send a leaky poo liquid through the U S postal service. So I have to do this again. What was this for again? Like, is this worth it? I mean, I don't know anymore. I don't know. It's for a gut. Oh, I should start off this in case you're catching up and you haven't heard i'm doing this at home gut biome dna test to see like what foods are inflammatory for me because i have psoriasis all over my body and i just want to know what i'm eating that's triggering it yeah is it like an everly well or one of those no it's called viome um this is paris hilton the investor remember so what are you gonna do it again i have to

contact them and say can you please send me another poo water vial put it in another jar jar inside jar and just send it off because what they sent me is a prepaid label but that's like the size of a you know small check so i have to keep it in that size it's pre-post i and i also just have a little bit of like a bad feeling knowing that someone on the other end is going to open that up and see you're respectful she's a respectful pooper dookie water there's all it also would be contaminated they're not going to take something that's leaking and taped up then all the tape like dna is getting into the poop like it's the whole thing like your problem is anthrax yeah and i just like you have plastic in your body i can't believe that i have to poop

again on another piece of paper yeah that's unfortunate freaked out at ford's poops sorry not to make it all i was also going to ask that question no because right now it's like it's it's not solid i get disgusted when kids get older and they have like hard poops in their diapers that is a really hard thing he's not coming in your future inevitably right now it's kind of like you know it's it's it's liquid and when i have diarrhea or like a liquidy poo it i can look at that much easier than a solid solid poo well that's enough poo talk for today we'll keep you updated next week um i have a i have a bad week for the millennials um okay so the allegedly the teapot post is out ah yes and the raptor is in which is bad news because the

teapot is where my arm looks the best in a photo now the teapot you'll know is when you have one here is my handle here is my spout so when you're taking a photo you always want to be on the end or like becca and jack's in the middle and then becca and i are in your side and each of us have our arm up because it makes your arm look the right shape it gives you a nice shape gives you a window to your soul through the teapot you want triangles and pictures everybody they said triangles and then you put your hand on your waist you don't ever want to do a red carpet have both your arms down by your side because then you're just like pushing that armpit fat forward like there's just like a whole there's a whole synopsis that's not the right word to this

teapot pose science science so now the teapot is out and you have to raptor which is like you kind of make little claws and then you put them in the front of you like just a little front i'm going to stand up oh you're like kind of holding your hands and in the front of you you're like raptor pose like you're just kind of casually oh like a blogger vagina pose on television because you'd be like let me tell you the news but now you you raptor I see yeah like celebrities do that on the red carpet I feel like a lot of the time like cool celebrities like Zendaya on the Oscars red carpet and her little crop shirt she would never teapot she was just raptoring I feel like that's not good for daily use though I feel like if you're on a red carpet and like a couture gown

that's like how it's gonna work Zendaya yeah yeah and Zendaya I'm not sure that I'm gonna give up the teacup because it's been tried and true for me but just letting everyone know allegedly it's very uncool to do teapot i think it's really unfair that our generation has to be like the butt of every joke now that social media moves so quickly yeah i didn't sit around making fun of gen xers for all the little tiny bullshit things that they did no yeah i'm so insecure i already wore those 20 years ago you loser right i'm so insecure these days like i'm i you know i'm like what i don't even know if i'm putting my hair in a ponytail in a cool way anymore i'm sick of it i know it's hard being a millennial it is and also their style sucks

it does i went to coachella i saw it in real life yeah okay so here's my good week um i you know i'm up in canada and i've been dealing with the mental illness ward at the hospital and it is so i mean now that we're in it's so joyous so many many years ago there was this oprah book and this guy wrote and he wrote about being like in the ward and i can't remember what it was like really epic and all the stories were amazing and he lied about it what he lied about it is that the million little pieces yeah james fray or whatever it was like a big lie or whatever I feel like I could write the follow up to this. So when you're like, what's what's really crazy about this hospital stay is that there's 28 people and it's all ranges of people. Right. And there's people that are addicts. There's people that are, you know, like struggling with medication. There's people like there's all kinds of people. And I'm like, I need to be a friend to all of these people. i'm like i've taken it on me like let me bring onion rings like i don't care what's going on

i'm gonna say hi to you in the hallway i'm gonna do everything so my brother and i my brother's doing great just an update he's really like crushing and um i'm so happy and so we're sitting in the hallway and this guy comes by that we haven't seen before and my favorite thing is just be like hey how are you how are you feeling today and i'm talking to this guy and i was like um and he asked my brother like what are you in for he's like oh i'm resetting some meds and and um and the guy i was like well what are you in for and he was like he's like oh i was walking across the city and and my brother goes well walking's not a crime and the guy goes i was nude oh my god it's so sad and like i'm sure there's all this trauma behind it but like

it's shit like that that i'm like you know what god is funny like that was really my brother's like i don't know man walking down a crime and he's like yeah i was nude it was really funny so anyway really enjoying myself up here that's about it wow maybe you should write the follow up if anybody is gonna also pretend to be in a scenario that's dramatic and traumatic it's gonna be you i love how we're like didn't the guy lie and kelsey's like yes i could write the follow-up like you're just like in it you're no you know you're lying you're gonna pretend it's true like yeah no your story is not my story by the way let me just tell you what this is like a side of the bad week that's a bad week um there's a lot of therapy in this program and i was like

oh my god pet therapy like i'll definitely come hang out and like do it but it's not a time that i can go but i was like oh my god pet therapy this is gonna be amazing like i was like matt take a picture of the take a picture of the pets and send it to me it was a poodle i'm sorry i enjoy a poodle a little bit but like if you're gonna do a therapy dog you're gonna give me a poodle it's hypoallergenic i don't enjoy it like i was expecting six tiny labradoodle puppies or something like you're not gonna make me feel any better with a bitchy poodle listen sorry as a mother of two half poodles yeah i think they're great they're a wonderful breed half poodle is amazing i love a cavapoo a mukapoo a foo foo foo foo like was it at least a small

poodle or was it one of those huge ones poodles standard poodle like those are crazy looking yeah like that is not a cuddly dog that you're like let me get some of my stress out with like that is a stressful dog to look at it looks like it's gonna bite you anyway when we come back We have so many things to talk about. Now a word from our sponsor, BetterHelp. So have you ever experienced burnout, working too much, not taking enough time for yourself? I know that I have. It's when I'm not sleeping enough, when I'm burning the candle at both ends, when I have

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number one dick writing tips please because i'm not good at it at all dick writing dick writing tips like being on top i don't know haven't been in a while yeah i don't know either in a music video it looks like women are so good at this but i don't know that they are i'll give you a tip here's a here's a tip and it requires low effort which is amazing because i feel like especially if you're in a relationship for a while like you're not trying to like impress by like a great dick riding it's if the man is lying down maybe like propped up like their head a little bit and then you're on top facing away like say if you're doing like doggy but now they're you're lying down but then you're also lying down on them so you don't

have to like you don't have to be bouncing on top you can kind of just have a lay down and it anatomically works really well and like feels good and is low effort for both parties so that is a tip for you my friend thank you so much is he in like a crab walk position no laying down like this is your head oh okay and this is your feet and then you're like saying maybe like propped up a little bit there's the dick and then the woman sits down like this and then lies down like this okay i don't know what it's called but it works the fact that your nail is so long on that show is very upsetting there's the dick um okay uh this is just a comment that i want us to comment on i told my boyfriend i never love you more than right after you take a good picture

of me and he was like you need to keep things like that to yourself that literally sounds like something i would say and jared would put it in the next quote book that he makes for me i really want to read that quote book i got a new one i know i gotta shit my fiance says is there good things in there yeah there's pretty good stuff megan who is one of my best friends she worked on glee like on the production side of things and she kept an entire notepad of crazy shit we all said on set that's amazing and we went through it like about a year ago it was A, incriminating. I mean, we could all be canceled. B, just like you forget things that you said yourself. So it's like exciting to hear that. Did you have that experience? Cause I

certainly did. Oh my God. Every, every single quote that I had in this book, I was like, are you kidding me? Just keep out of my mouth. That's probably why I haven't shown any of them because they're crazy. It's probably why we get so many bad reviews on this podcast. Maybe. But everybody says crazy shit that you that just kind of like flies out of your mouth and you don't realize how like funny it was and then it's just like lost in the ether chris chris collected them before we got married and then said a bunch of them as his wedding vows he was like i love the woman who says i don't like a lot of air i was saying like i don't like a lot of air conditioning in a room but he was like i don't like a lot of air and then i was like i don't like old water

well that's like factual nobody likes old water but anyway you know or where water once was he's like earth anyway okay next next topic hello ladies i'm back again my husband finally admitted to downloading the dating app while away for work so do you consider downloading a dating hookup app but not making a profile cheating i say yes he claims he deleted it as soon as he realized this wasn't right. I've got news for you. He probably had the profile and he was probably doing more than he was leading on. Right. I would enjoy making a profile just to see if I could still get it. I'm a narcissist. You know, like, is there any difference between that and like being on the airplane when we were flying to New York and there was a hot guy and I was like

hitting on him, but I married, I mean, I wasn't hitting on him, but like, I was like acting like a fool. I think, I mean, I don't think it's, it's the worst thing in the world, but I, I think that you have to question like, why? Yeah. It's like the intention. Curiosity. I sort of understand what kelty's saying because i often think that i could have crushed on a dating app because me too i take great photos and you can't tell how short i am in them um like i believe if i was on raya i could have married a massive john mayer john mayer like when emma on selling sunset was like ben affleck hit me up on raya i was like i could have been emma but ben affleck hit everybody up on raya did he hit you up on raya i don't think that we're on raya at the same time yeah

i was gonna say i think it's probably been a while since he's been on it but you guys also have never done online dating right and i think that like as somebody that has i don't miss it at all because it's pretty bleak i guess it's like nice for the attention yeah for the attention and but i don't know your partner your husband doing that i feel like that's worse than like innocuously flirting with somebody on a plane in my opinion yes it's yeah you just ask what's out there though or no i mean i wouldn't do it but that's because i'm happily married zach wouldn't do it because he's happily married like he's also not a dirt bag i think there's maybe you are with someone who's a slight dirt bag that's okay you can be married to a slight dirt

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i have heard and i have friends who acquaintances whose husbands have never changed a diaper you know i have a few i have a i have opinions on this now that i'm in it if you set up your marriage and these people this is how their marriage was set up the man wants to work all he cares about his work you marry him knowing all he cares about his work and he says to you if you want to have some kids i can have some kids but just so you know you know that's like gonna be your job and my job is not gonna be doing the kid thing and a lot of people have that arrangement and if it works for them it works for them and vice versa I know a lot of women who are now the breadwinners and the husbands are doing most of

the diaper changing however I also think that until you're in it you don't realize that that guy going and working crazy hours and doing whatever he's doing for work does not compare to how hard it is to be home with the baby. So women, you may think that that arrangement sounds good. Cause you're like, yeah, he's going to go off and make the money and I'm going to stay home and take care of the kids. That's fair. Well, I challenge you to spend a little swap, do a swap. He would die. He would die. So men should just know that I don't care if they're curing cancer. I don't care if they're surgeons. I don't care what they're doing in their day job. it does not compare to being at home responsible for little humans 24 hours a day. So

if you, if your husband's a deadbeat and you didn't have that arrangement, if your husband was like, let's make a baby, let's make a baby. I want a baby. And then he didn't change a diaper. You better, you better start changing diapers. You got to hold out. You don't have sex with him. You don't touch him. You don't look at him. You don't speak to him until he changes a diaper. you make yourself a dating app you know go do the thing raya yes jack go match with ben affleck ben affleck i love that you know nothing about hollywood that she said ben affleck ben affleck affleck all right would it bother you if your husband's friend showed him nudes of the girl that he's hooking up with no i mean i think that's a little bit

of an invasion of privacy of the girl that's nudes are being shown to the friend like i would be i'm mad for that girl i always kept in mind when i was shooting my nudes that they would be going out to a few friends or being seen and i was like this better be good it's a performance and you know what becca they were seen free world the internet's super highway yeah i think it would be weird i will say there's like one kind of weird thing so you know our friend alex is married to like a model oh josephine who was on the show and like during the victoria secret heyday alex was always going around with all the models and then chris would be around with

them and then follow them on instagram he doesn't follow anyone on instagram and i would look over in bed and it would be like bikini pic bikini pic bikini and i do want to say that in my soul it didn't feel good even though i'm very confident in our marriage i was like i don't really like what do you why don't you want to look at this like face mask with a rope curl but it was weird yeah i think i think it's weird i mean it's but it's it's weird because like i don't care if my partner's like watching porn or like doing any of that, like, and you can get your rocks off that way. But like, I guess when it's kind of in your social media feed where that's supposed to be for friends, I feel like that's where it gets a little bit weird and it's just getting like

thrown in your face when you're supposed to be like interacting with people, you know, I don't know. Okay. Last one. Here we go. That did make me think of something though. I moving to Texas was like the best thing ever because when you would be out in la there would be so many beautiful women with the most enviable bodies and faces and i love you texas but it's not where all the beautiful people live so i never really have to worry in la for a texas nine i get to be hot again yes this is where you should come to retire oh well and by retire i mean a 36 year old actress that's we're tired okay last one would you be upset this was a very very big conversation would you be upset if your spouse said your blow jobs were just okay during some playful banter

before heading to the bedroom my husband said my boat bjs were okay this immediately turned me off and actually hurt my feelings and also halted any further bedroom activities now i never thought of myself as having exceptional bj capabilities but i was shocked that he would say something like this i would never think to say something like that to him even if it was true how would you feel in this scenario what would you do honey you did it the right way you don't get good at the shitty jobs that's right paris sultan had a really good quote about this and it's like if anybody asks you to do something you don't want to do do it really shitty so they never ask you again or like some there's something like that also like then we then i won't do them if there's if they're so okay then

i guess you're not getting anymore yeah that feels like a neg well then the next thing in the comments everyone was like well try pulling on his balls try doing all this stuff and i'm like you know first of all i don't like someone that has a critique without a solution okay don't come in here and be like your face is ugly come in and be like hi my name is dr diamond your face is ugly let me get some filler under your eyes you know what i mean like give me a solution so i think it's very rude for him to say it's super rude you were it's just okay like if i was with someone and their fellatio or whatever the you call it was not great i would say i would say you know what i love so much is what i want to try or we've had sex with emily on a hundred times that's what

you do you don't just be like i mean they're just okay like no you'd be like you know i love when you give me a blow job but also please stick a finger at my bum or whatever it is that you're into i don't know but like it's rude to not give a constructive criticism and also sex is so subjective and what people like are all so different so maybe her okay blow job was phenomenal for somebody else or it might have not been it just depends on how much effort you're really putting into it but it is true it's like you sex is such an intimate like vulnerable thing for people even if you're married that you don't want somebody like saying that you suck at it without offering any sort of a solution maybe you should just say i'm sorry um i'm having trouble because

your dick is an awkward shape or yeah you know what you can yes it's time to flip the script and gaslight him or that's not what that guy said last weekend or i'm not used to doing bjs on such small dick. There's so many ways that you can turn this back around on him. Tell him that him going down on you sucks. It probably does because most men suck at it. So I'm sure there's some truth to that, that you can go and offend him as well, because that's really weird. We're so mean. We're awful. Don't listen to us. We love you. We love our Facebook group. Thank you for letting us give our two cents on the community of plights. I hope you loved our advice. Your blowjobs are wonderful don't forget to touch the balls see you next tuesday little tug you know doesn't hurt

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