LadyGang - JUST US: We Need to Talk About Jac's Third Nipple (And Other Life-Changing News)

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

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Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse. Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Hello. Hey. Good morning. Miss you guys. I know. Kelty, you look so beautiful. I know.

Right now? Yeah. Oh my God, thank you so much. Not like shouting out a sponsor or anything, but I used the Jones Road Code and bought like everything because I was just I got one thing the miracle bomb and then I was like wait I think I love this and then I bought everything the foundation all the miracle bombs and um and then I'm using anyway so I got the tinted it's a little like I know I look greasy but I love it you don't look greasy like glowy it's a youthful grease yeah you know um I was always very tempted to buy Jones road, but I really get, um, analysis paralysis when it comes to ordering cosmetics,

especially online. But then I also got the miracle bomb and I thought the same thing, but really my thought was, I hope they keep sending me more products, but maybe I need to just go on and use our code. Um, I also heard, uh, Bobby Brown on a podcast and I just really loved everything she was saying. Cause she's obviously the founder of Jones road. And she was like I believe makeup should just everything should just look like you so she's like I don't think you should ever wear a lip color that's not at least close to what your actual lip color is like it's a very like natural but not the no makeup makeup natural but just sort of enhancing your what you have already and I do like that like I'm sick of I'm sick of you but you look so

cunty in a red lip you can't give up a red but that's like good that's a moment yeah but like a day unless you're Taylor Swift then it's every day yeah true but uh like day to day and I thought you know I'm really happy to hear this because I'm sort of sick of like sculpting my face to try to make it look like something it's not you know sure oh yeah no way no I do love that because you kind of put it on and I'm just like this is what you get like a an eyebrow that's kind of burnt off a lash that I'm trying to grow a big pink cheek and like a shiny skin and that's like that's what I have to offer you I don't have a Hailey Bieber like yeah no you need the face for that I'm not a chisel I'm a woman there's also some things that the younger girls are doing and

I think we did it for a little bit I don't know if we're if people are still doing it but I think it is very strange the over lining of the lip because it is so obviously over lined like it's not tricking anybody. So it's such a statement that it actually, to me, ruins makeup when it goes way over lined. Well, remember when Kendall Jenner was doing it so bad and I'm like, and you already have lip filler. I also have a hot tip on lip filler. Apparently, I mean, I haven't done this, but apparently one of my friends that's a makeup artist was working on this French girl. And she was saying in France, what they do now with lip filler is they inject it on the inside and then it flips your lip up for like a thin lip like mine that flips down when you get lip filler. Apparently it like it's almost like a French would know, man.

The French would fucking know. You know, this is crazy because I've been thinking for a million years because when I put my night guard in, it sort of pushes. I love how my lips look with my night guard in. So I always thought, why don't they just put a little on the back of the lip? Wow. Wow. America. I mean, honestly, look at us being so responsible.

Are we so stressed that we all have night? Does everyone have a night guard at this point? Well, mine is. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if you grind. Mine's a clenching, not a grind. Mine's a both.

Like, I don't even know why I have mine. She upsold me on it. She was like, you need a night guard. your teeth are going to grind away. I'm like, okay. And so everybody should probably have one that grinds. Well, I didn't believe the hype. And then when I went to my dentist, you know, they measure the recession from like your tooth to your thing. Mine was getting pretty bad. And then she had me put, she said it's from the clenching. And I thought this just doesn't make like anatomical sense to me that clenching my teeth would make my gums recess. But she was

right because as soon as i did the night guard you're back i stopped i'm back i don't have that like weird sensitivity above my tooth where if i eat something sugary like it feels like i'm being electrocuted well congratulations stress baby wow baby here we are middle-aged it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no i'll go first because i have a story of all stories oh god um Okay. So I was in this, I'm actually in Zach's office today cause he's out of town. And so I'm taking full advantage. As you can see the golf clubs over my shoulder. Very fun. And there is a painting that one of Zach's friends had made of this really amazing picture of Zach's dad holding Ford when he was a baby. They took a photograph and they painted it. It's actually in state. It's

insane. Like I actually wish I could take it off the wall, but I'll take a picture of it for um, Instagram and I want to know who the artist is. Cause isn't that like a nice creative thing to do for somebody? Um, so cute. So we're sitting here and you know, Ford has had, you know, Zach's dad passed away in September and all the advice we were given was to be really black and white about death. Like his body, he got old, his body stopped working and he died. So it's very, um, you know, black, it's very, it's harsh, but I guess because they can't understand abstract because when you're like they're in heaven and they're still with us they're like but where are they yeah yeah upstairs where's heaven is he coming back am I going so

uh we're sitting here and he's playing in Zach's office and he looks up at the picture and he says I miss D-Daw and it was so sad because that's what he called Zach's dad I was like I know I miss him too buddy he's like why did he die and I said well his body stopped working he was older and his body stopped working and you know that's when that's when you die and he's like oh he's like, well, I'm not going to get older. I was like, you're not going to get old for a very long time. And then he goes, well, are you going to get old or are you going to die? And I said, yeah, one day I'm going to get old, but this isn't a long time. I'm going to get old and my body's going to stop working too. He goes, but then we won't have a mommy. And then I was

ready for like some emotion. And he goes, that's okay. We'll get another one. Shut up. oh my god and seen ford is you just like i was literally about to cry i was like ford feeling so calm and cool and lovely i was ready for him to like well up to think of me not being here anymore we won't have a mommy anymore and then but that's okay i thought he was gonna say something like well i'll have daddy so who cares yeah well pretty much i mean i don't even think they would replace me because he just needs his dad. How insane is that? No, that's insane. But I will tell you that I think you're right in your, I don't know. I know nothing about mothering, but I'll tell you something. I believed as a child that heaven was in the clouds and that

the Care Bears were also in the clouds. And let me tell you the absolute horror in first grade, my parents took me to Disneyland in California. It was my first plane ride and we got above the clouds. And when I looked out that window and I didn't see the people hanging out in heaven and the care bears, I was traumatized. I was like, it's all a lie. There's nothing up there. And I went dark. And so, and I was like seven. So I do think that you're doing the right thing because that makes sense that you can't understand. Cause I was, they couldn't have i was like where is heaven they're just higher they're on the other level i didn't say anything i would say you guys in true kelty fashion i didn't say it out loud i

was trying to pleasure my own brain i stewed and was like huh something's not making sense there's no care bears up here oh my god that is such a hard concept too it is well also it's you know i I really do like the idea of telling our kids about heaven because it is bleak. If you're like nothing, there's nothingness. We don't know. You can't raise them like being completely apathetic. But then again, at this young of an age, heaven is so they just think of it like, oh, we're going to the mall. Oh, there's heaven.

Oh, there's CBS. Like it's so hard. Yes. So it really is tricky and I don't know how to navigate. And I don't remember what I felt about it because my parents were not religious and there was no heaven conversation. So I don't know what I thought. I don't remember. So anyways, that's that.

But my good week is that I was on an algorithm that I love so much on Instagram. And there is this group of dads who does a pints and ponytails party. And it's where they drink beer and they bring their daughters and they learn how to do their hair. So cute. I saw this. Wait, who teaches it? Someone comes to teach like a hairstylist comes in and all the little girls are sitting in their chairs and the dads are standing behind them drinking beer. Yes. And they're doing pints and ponytails parties. So cute. I did see this and Jared was like, I can actually teach that class. Oh my God. Jared's going to be such a good girl. Dad,

if you're having a girl, do you know? Yeah. I mean, all of our embryos are girls. They are all well five out of six oh wow okay he's gonna be a great ponytail and pint I know he already knows everything you know I was so I'm so jealous as a child like there's a girl Rihanna Prince who lived down the street and her mom would really take her time with her hair I had shitty hair my whole life and like she would have like the ponies with like you know like a bubble pony and then she would have like the braids that went into the back and then down when it was picture day, she'd have curls. I never had that. I bet. No, my mom, it was okay, but I, you couldn't do much with my hair either. It was like stick straight in three strands of hair. But what's

really cute is my mom told me there were a couple mornings when I was in preschool that she would have to leave the house before getting me ready for work. So my dad would get me ready and he would do my hair and it would be so bad and so ugly. But he said that I, he would drop me off at school I would keep the hairstyle in and I would get to school and I would take it out right away but I didn't take it out in front of him because I didn't I didn't want to hurt his feelings my sister on the other hand was like dog cussing him and telling he was failing at everything and I was the sweet one that was like thank you daddy and then I got to school and I ripped that shit out of my head but bye night night but yeah oh my god okay Jacqueline um okay

so my good week is I took Becca's advice and I got the K18 dry shampoo for my hair and it has literally changed my life. Can you even, how is that real? It's magic. It's insane. I just had about heaven. It's heaven sent. It is. It is. I can't even describe to the people. You have to just try it yourself. No, I put it in and then I got like a little, one of those like bonnets to sleep in and I'm like this is day two hair I can't even have day two hair without it like I get so greasy by the end of day one night wait you put it as a leave leave in I do both I put it in at night and then I put the thing on and then when I wake up in the morning I brush my hair and put it in again and it's just so weird because it's wet it's not dry it's so weird but then it doesn't I

hate the texture of dry shampoo so much it's so nasty it makes my hair like straw so this is it's a game changer silky and it does add for me like it's not the strawy dry shampoo feeling but it does give me a little little bit more volume a little bit of text a little little oomph the other thing i love is the i discovered it at lady world actually that it's messy she has a silk revival spray and it is with no it's not a dry shampoo but it's like for the dry shampoo for the crown and the head and that and then for the ends as your ends start to dry you do a little bit of that spray and it's like um it's not you know how they had all those shine sprays and they were too heavy and then all of a sudden you're like greasy it's like just a little bit of

condition i have it in right now like just to make the ends kind of shiny and healthy but it's super soft it smells amazing anyway oh i didn't get that at lady world one two punch baby and i did it because hair oil like because i just not an oil i know but hair oil makes my whole head greasy even if i put it on my very ends it like doesn't work this is really nice especially if you're like on day now you can go like day four without the hair wash and you just this starts the bottom that what do they call it the shaft the shaft no the shaft of the hair hair shaft is the hair shaft gets starts to get a little crispy or a little sad or a little drowsy none of these words are correct and um it just gives it a little like pop unite really saving

we're saving the world you're welcome lady gang well there's so much junk out there yeah no unite makes a really good um uh dry conditioner for your ends like that oh if your ends get crispy then you just go in and you you spray it on and then you brush it out and then you get like silky smooth ends it's very crazy yeah so don't go wasting your time on other things we just gave you like top three we'll link it in the newsletter we'll link it in the newsletter we you know we've done the devil's work we are the allure best of beauty except it's just three basic bitches yes um okay do you guys have your sevens that turn into nines when we use the right products nine is pushing it yeah nine's a stretch um do you guys have your phones for my bad week i have

to send you a picture yeah okay okay sending this picture right now it is uh my boob so don't show the camera okay i got the most insane uh ingrown hair that turned into a cyst hair on the side of my boob and it looks like a third nipple is that not the most insane thing you've ever seen did you have to get it like popped no it finally popped on its own but I mean I like got in there but it was so bad I don't even know that I had hair was the hair when you pulled it out was it not long it wasn't because I get so much joy when I get those in my bikini line and then I pull it out and it's like three inches long and you're like that was all in there oh yeah there wasn't really anything but it was disgusting and that's after I like tried to squeeze it so

any hair on your nipples at all you have two hairs well apparently they're on the side of my boob instead of my nipple but I do have a lot of nipple hair on that I did no you don't you have two I have like a whole like maybe they're on my right one of my boobs has way more nipple hair than the other one I've been using my like that laser thing the lumea on my nipple I don't think you're supposed to, but I've been trying to, you're not right. But, um, it like, I have such hairy nipples and you, sorry, I don't want to bring it back to me, but another childhood trauma is that when I was in fifth grade, someone saw down my shirt, a boy, I think saw down my shirt on the playground and then saw my hairy nipples, which I can't imagine they were hairy then,

or maybe he was lying, but he basically went and started a rumor around the school that I had hairy nipples but it was before people like before children understood that like as you go what an asshole you get hair yeah this is why i'm traumatized guys i mean we just learned three brand new things about you today about your childhood traumas just it's all making sense it's all making sense when i saw that picture though jack i did think it was a third nipple because i heard this girl talking about the fact that you can grow a third nipple later in life pregnancy hormones oh my god and then you thought i was pregnant well no i was just like what have you been up to and you know what also this picture i just want to describe it it's jack's boob with

her areola and then on the outer like underneath her armpit is this giant cyst that looks as big as her nipple but what is so fulfilling to me is like she's nothing if not consistent becca tan wait do i is it like coming off i need to look it's like again has jared ever seen your body all one color yes you know what i do she's got the armpit and lower armpit is yeah a blotch of spray tan there's a little bit of spray tan in the under boob the rest is white that the the rib is not even touched with the spray tan no no you know he does see me without a spray tan but I just I gotta do it when I can or else I really feel like an ogre I will tell you that glow by flow told me that are you showering and then spray tanning right after no I know you're supposed to

exfoliate like a day before yeah they don't want you to have wet skin for like seven hours before you spray tan I know oh because there's still moisture in your skin and it won't stay so she's like when I come you have to exfoliate it the day before and then if I'm coming at night like shower in the morning but be clean like you can't wash your face and then spray tan it yeah or like shave yeah because then your pores are all open weird anyway sorry about your luck your boobies are nice though well thanks it's it's healed by now but that was a time yeah I know how satisfying to get it out oh I know did you leave a little it didn't all come out at once it was one of those that was like a little bit and then I'm like I think the pressure is relieved and then it kind

of just went away hopefully it's not in there still a hot compress can do wonders I know now back to the lady gang okay well my turn my good week is i just got back from mexico um i went to mexico well this is like two weeks ago um but i want to tell you the story about it because i am a new woman and i go out of my house and i do things so um i invited myself to my friend's wedding. So this is just how Kelty I am, how anxious I am to be a part of the crowd. So my girlfriend, Laura was a Rockette with me and our mutual friend, Emily. Um, and we, when we went to the Rockettes reunion last fall, it was like one of the best weekends of my life. We all stayed together. It was like slumber party style, but like, I'm not particularly close with

Laura. I read her book. She read my book. Like we helped each other in business a little bit, but like, you know, we're not besties texting all the time or whatever. Um, and so I knew she was getting married. It's her second wedding. She was having like this very small destination wedding in Mexico. And I knew she was having it because they were talking about it in New York. And Emily was like, Oh my God, we can't wait. But like, I was not invited. So then I was like, good. I, and honestly, at the time in November, I was like, thank you for not inviting me. Cause I don't want to have to say no. Cause I'm not going to your wedding. You know what I mean? Well, then it's like two weeks before the wedding and Emily calls me and she was like, it is crazy what's happening

to laura and i feel so bad so you know there's all these cartels this is going to be a very off-putting so if you are easily offended turn it off so basically like the mexican cartel was like blowing shit up in cancun right and we saw like all these tourists were on the top of their hotels and shit was getting blown up and all of a sudden all of the news cycles were like do not go to mexico i think they're just you know not to get to political but they're trying to lean into these like mexican people are horrible people and terrorists and bad people which is you know just this small cartel um and so she had 30 people coming to her wedding and everyone but four canceled all of her people wouldn't come all of her friends nobody would come they're all

terrified. They're all really digging into this, um, the headlines. And so basically I was like, oh, Emily, I feel so bad. And then I looked at my calendar, Jack, and I was like, I'm free that weekend. And I was like, honestly, Chris and I could like really use a trip to Mexico. And I was like, what's the hotel? And I checked out the hotel and I wrote Laura. I literally texted her and said, I was like, I'm free. And then I looked at flights and I was like, the flights are so cheap to Cancun right now. And I was like, so I text Laura and I was like, Hey, I, um, I heard all your friends are losers and don't like the cartel. And since, you know, my husband does most of his work in Columbia, he's like really quite comfortable around a cartel. We're going to come

to your wedding. I didn't even say, would it be okay? I said, we're going to come. I'm going to celebrate you. And she was so happy. She was like, Oh my God. Like, this is so great. Thank you so much. She was so sad. We got there. It was Emily and Jay, her husband, me and Chris, her one best friend and her parents. That was it. Like, and Oh, his two friends from Dubai. Like that was all the people that came out of like 35 people. So I was so happy that I went, we ended up having seriously the best weekend. She was so beautiful. And then the other thing, sorry, my other double good week is that, you know, I have that great camera that takes great pictures that I made Derek train on. It's like super flashy, like really good. So I brought my good camera and

you know, when you get married at a destination wedding, they offer like they offer the photographer. Yeah. It's like package a package B. Let me tell you something as a professional in Hollywood, i took one look at that man and i knew that these photos sorry to this man those photos were not going to be up to the standard in which we live our lives as former radio city rockettes okay so i pulled out my camera i started doing a full photo shoot he was one of those photographers that like he had they have like their daughter who's you know five and he was like put your hands on your face cover your face and then she was like now mom and dad kiss behind like so they were gonna make that like cheesy like setup photo you know and Laura's like we're not doing that like

it was she's like southern and so cunty I love her anyway it was so fun and I just think this is who I am now I just make plans last minute I go to things it was great you know what an all-inclusive in Mexico is not my ideal vacation but truly kind of fun like how was the hotel it was great you can order as many margaritas as you want you can also do water aerobics which is so fun okay so my bad week so hard to get drunk at an all-inclusive though because they put like two drops of alcohol in the margaritas because they're I know they water everything down well yes but because they were planning on a huge wedding, guess who had four bottles of the most delicious tequila you've ever had? And they just carried them around and just added them into their drinks

wherever they were. Very smart. I mean, I ate a veggie burger. I ate a bag of Cheetos. I mean, I just live my best life. Um, anyway. Okay. So my bad week is this. Yes, I did the water aerobics. It was Chris. I did Chris, me, Jay and Emily did the water aerobics. And I was like, I don't like a public pool. I do not like a resort pool because I was like, Jay, do you know where the bathroom is? And he was like, yeah, it's right there. And he pointed at the pool. Like you just people just pee in the pool, you know? And I knew that subconsciously that people peed in the pool, but I didn't need a reminder that like, even my friends were peeing in the pool. Like I don't pee in the pool. Do you pee in the pool? No, but people do. Right. People do remember like the

rumor, like when we're younger that they were going to put like die. Yeah. I still, I swear to you, I have been in a situation before, like where the bathroom is a mile away. I might be in there with Ford and it, it, it's a climbing Everest to get to a bathroom. And it is, it's crossed my mind, but then I swear, I still think it's going to be purple. What if one day, what if this is the one time they did it? I start peeing and then purple comes out of me. I, that's the only thing that kept me from doing it that time specifically. I think the fear of that is probably what keeps most people from doing it, but I think people do. And then I looked at the man, I looked at the man with a long like in Mexico you get especially in an all-inclusive you get the wide range right you

get like don't let me forget to tell you about Olivia okay you get the wide range you get like the honeymooners that are like making out in the pool and then you get like the old ladies that are on girls trip then you get the batches and then you get that man that you're like where did this man come from he's got like long gray curl hair no he's wearing like a fishing hat and he is in Mexico, but he's wearing like a full sleeved swim shirt that has like an octopus on it. And it's like, babe, if this is what you're going for, just take your shirt off. Like nobody's judging you. We're judging you more for the octopus shirt. Was he alone? We don't know. And he's just like traipsing in front of me while I'm like, push it and push it in the water, you know? Anyway,

so my bad week is I'm doing the water aerobics and I was like, yeah, I should probably do something. I haven't been very active and I've been eating a lot of garbage and like, you know, move your body, you know, keep it moving to body. I woke up the next morning. It was as if my body had run the New York city marathon. Like this drunk water aerobics gave me a sore back. Like there is something about, you know, it's stupid. You're like, let's do the water aerobics.

No, the like pushing of the water for old people. Yeah. I'm like resistance of the water. The water resistance training. I was like, I'm Michael Phelps. I've got lats now. Like it was wild and crazy. I can't think if you were to give me a list of like five activities to do on vacation, top five that I would not want to do water aerobics would be number one. No, Chris Knight loves the water aerobics. He, he requested it. Really? Yeah. We were down there on the day before and we saw it and I was like, I'm not doing that. That's so lame. And like, and then I looked

all these people. And I was like, God, people do love water aerobics. And I was like, I'll just eat my Cheetos and watch drag race, you know? And then the next day, Chris is like water aerobics is at 11 and he's so excited. I, he never goes in the sun. He's always in the shade. He was full of glory. I have a video of it. I can't post it. Cause he'd be too embarrassed. Like, and also he has, he's not even his arms. You think of pressure on me doing the water aerobics with my arms is a lot. Think about long legs there. He can't the beat, like the kid even in the water past he's in the water but it goes up to like his belly button i was like you're not even doing it is chris a gym person or like how does he get his exercise normally he hikes and he also does like

our tonal so he does tonal like 20 minutes like three or four times a week but i mean i have so many questions for you guys but i do want to shout out olivia i saw a lady gang fan in mexico because they always like to see me when i'm trying to avoid people the most um so i was laying i you know drag race is not something i want to miss and it is we're down to the final four and it was a big episode and so i bought the episode because i couldn't watch it on my app because i was in mexico so i'm laying in the thing i'm eating the cheetos i'm watching drag race on my phone and emily is like kathy come here so of course emily our friend is like the most talkative person she will make friends with a snail that's like dead on the side of the road like she will and she'll

know the whole life story and i was like okay she comes over to me she's like can you please come take some pictures with your fans i was like how do they know i'm here emily i'm hiding i'm like in thing and she's like well i said i was here in mexico with my friend kelty and then they were like kelty there can only be lady gang kelty there's only one i know olivia except for becca's front. Yeah. So anyway, I got up, I met Olivia and her friends. Olivia is a lady ganger. She was so excited. Olivia was having a Bravo themed bachelorette party. What a freaking genius. All had tote bags that said it's expensive to be me. And she was in a white bathing, one piece bathing suit with a huge flower and like great sunglasses. And at that night,

they were having their big bachelor dinner and they were each dressing up like a different housewife. Now I was like, I want to run into you later and see your outfit. She told me she was going as Erica Jane and she had like a huge 40 inch ponytail, platinum ponytail that she was putting in. Um, anyway, so she was like, let's take a picture. So I took a quick picture and then I recorded a video for her husband, Zach, her husband, her soon to be husband. And I was like, Olivia fan. No, I just was. Cause I was like, well, let me make a video for your husband that you can play him at the wedding. And I go, um, Olivia, like Zach, you're so lucky. Look at this bitch. She's so hot. If you do anything to hurt her, I will come and get you. And not just

me, the whole lady gang. We're watching you. Like I gave him a nice one of those. Anyway, it was really nice to see a lady gang or in the wild. And they were really excited. Then I went back to eating my cheetos very cute hi olivia hey olivia congrats on your genius engagement part you're no so good you know and they were like cool girls dress as god who would you dress as like i would go luann like in a giovanni oh my god i just like a fedora i just saw the funniest tiktok of luann you guys know that like song that's going um the Tame Impala song that's like going viral what is it called and so and like the the trend is like you walk forward and you like

mouth the words to the song so she was doing that but like definitely not the words to the song at all and like not even along to anything it was like the top comment was like go on girl any words you want it was so funny i'm like what is she doing but i guess that makes sense for her people on instagram when there's something crazy if you go look at the comments you're the most creative people never disappoints there's a girl i'm sure you guys have seen it because it's come into my algorithm a couple times now it's like a little bit old but this girl shows the inspiration picture for the bob she wanted to get yeah and she shows the picture it's like four inches shorter and like up her neck yeah like cake like a mushroom and someone said oh what does your

hairstylist do for a living well the comments are like the new like social media it's like nobody cares about the post so you're going straight to the comments it's in the comments it is so important people are so funny oh my so funny you're listening to the lady gang okay good i'm glad we're talking about bobs because i have an idea and you guys earlier were like you look so gorgeous i don't know if you use the word gorgeous but um and i the reason okay so i i'm thinking about getting the jellyfish haircut what the is that okay so here's my thing i don't even know. So last night I, as you guys know, when I had long hair, I was a big proponent of the sleeping. It wrapped the heatless curls. And I woke up every morning and I took out my heatless

curls and then my hair just like laid beautifully. And it was like ready to go. When you have a Bob, it used to be that I was getting my hair blown out at E all the time. And so I'd wake up and it was like in good shape, but now I cannot blow dry my Bob. I'm sorry. Is this the jellyfish? no that just looks like a that was like a mullet i'll show you a better picture okay so i can't blow dry my hair when i blow dry my hair i look like karen like i don't know what it is i think it's because i'm using the revlin round brush it does not go cool it goes karen so fast so last night i was like before i cut off all this hair into a pixie i am going to do try the heatless curls so i slept last night and heatless curls i had a headache all night because it's been so

long I had it too tight and I woke up this morning it was garbage so I had to end up putting heat on I'm trying to put heat on it you know so I had to fix the curls whatever anyway it looks great but I am so inspired okay so it's it's technically the French bob with bangs but also people call it jellyfish it's Rachel Lindsay's haircut right now oh I love her haircut right yeah I need to look it up she's got she's got essentially exactly the bob and then a big thick bang and the thing is is that I think I hate my forehead, but the other thing is, is I only have bang hair right in the front of my hair. Cause the sides of my hair are like receding hairline, like Jude law. So when, when they cut, I know, but it's true when, when they cut, when they cut the bang, there won't be

any bang hair. Like the bang is going to have to go. Like when I went to Paris and I got that haircut, the bang has to start like halfway back from my head. Okay. But here's what I'm going to tell you I think this would be adorable on you I do however I know you and I know you're gonna go to somebody amazing that's gonna cut it initially and then you're gonna get lazy and then you're gonna let just anybody styling your hair give you a quote bag trim and then it's gonna go tragic very quickly yes I know because I was already thinking because I saw Chris McMillan is doing like influencer haircuts for his new line and I was like oh I could go to Chris McMillan and get the haircut but then you'd have to have him keep it up which is like nine thousand dollars actually

his um predecessor tucker i know that's what i was thinking too tucker cuts chris's hair wait kelty when's the last time that you had bangs like a real bang the bang from my mullet in paris that wasn't a real bang though that was still sort of like a swoopy it was like a whatever they're called so the last time i probably then had like a real bang was like 2013 2013. Can you send us some photos of you with bangs? Sure. We'll tell you. And then also get should I try the clip in? I know. Yeah. Get a clip in bang and see. Do you have one at your house right now? I have one at my house right now. I'll be able to grab it. I think it's dark though. It doesn't matter. We just need to see what it does to your face. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

okay what if right now we were just sabotaging her well i was gonna say i kind of want her to do it just for like the thrill of it because because who knows what's gonna happen you could go anyway and at least it wouldn't be me having a bang that's true i don't i'll never bang again never no never ever no well you look cute with a bang uh-uh no oh my god they actually this has been in a bag for a long time so but those aren't even the type of bang you would get is it she's gotta work with it oh kind of okay wait wait wait don't hmm that's gonna be a no for me it is a little it makes you look like a midwestern mom I I'm gonna tell you I think

it's the color I think if you went darker it would probably make more sense let me see this is a no I think you could do it I do I don't know it's I'm just I kind of like it it's like i'm but i'm telling you i think it's the color because it's like you have like the the blonde highlights and it it gives you a little style it i'm gonna try i'm gonna try to do it officially for real like i'm gonna wash this bang this bang is very dirty i'm gonna wash this bang and i'm gonna try it because there is something cool about me covering up my giant forehead but you guys are not sold okay i'm taking i like it no i i'm it's growing on me but i don't know if you should say that about like a hairstyle i think it should be like an automatic

you're like i hated it at first but now here's here's the other thing i i think about now with like extreme styles i look back at all the times that i went very trendy with anything hair makeup clothing yeah and in hindsight I'm always like that is that does not flatter you the way I feel exactly the opposite I recently this morning I was looking at Instagram and no offense to your friend Leah Michelle I was like I need her to get a different haircut she's had the same long beautiful hair for her whole career and I was like I know she had a bob well not in these flashback photos she posted everything was the same well we had very strict rules about cutting our hair while no I'm sure but then afterwards I think she did cut it she

got a bang once but it's like I just like what the f**k do I have to lose I can have a weird hairstyle for a little bit that's what I'm saying you do do weird hairstyles it wouldn't be like me doing it like I was kind of into having like I did love that mullet cut I had I think you should I loved that cut. That's still, to this day, I mean, you look great with a bob, and you look great with that mullet cut that you got in Paris. Yeah. And actually, we were just chatting about how I'm going to Paris

to the Celine Dion show. Wait, did you get tickets? I'm working on it. Well, so am I. Wait, what? I want to go. Are you in line, or do you have a friend? I have a hookup.

Mother f***er. I can ask for you. What's the hookup? You guys want to go? Yeah. Yeah. We can write it off. I need two tickets.

Off of what, though? I promised my friend Emily I would take her, but Chris is going to try to get us tickets, too. But it's going to be a free-for-all. It's going to be the Hunger Games. Yeah, even with this hookup, it might not be. But I feel confident. I feel pretty good about this situation.

If you can get two tickets for me and Emily, I will pay. Are there any dates that you? No, any date. well actually i'm gonna look at the dates i will pay i will pay for your hotel okay i have a great hotel jack what are you gonna provide me with a fun friend something that kelty can't provide no i won't be fun i can promise you that it's gonna be nothing fun about me i'm gonna be stressed but i have this idea that when we go I want a theme dress for it

and I want to wear the back words tuxedo and the fedora all white everyone will go as different Celine's I won't be doing that but I will appreciate everyone else doing it or I was thinking I'll just wear my Canada flag dress that I wore on the Lady Gang tour

wow with like a hot Louboutin come on now okay whatever floats your boat anyway keep us posted on what you think you should do with our lives Lady Gang now I want to just let you know this episode made no sense but this was your fault because i asked you on substack lady gang what do you want more of from the lady gang and they said we just want to hear the three of you talk and bullshit and i was like well that's what you're gonna get so you're

gonna get chit chat bullshit chit chat bullshit wait i gotta write that down that is so brilliant chit bullshit oh guess what becca what i was doing a little ask me anything and guess who asked me a question the foot guy he said is it flattering having such a high score on wiki feet wow ask him seriously be like we're trying to raise money to see celine dion on paris how many feet pics do i need yeah see i was saying kelty that i'm excited to go i mean if we end up getting tickets who who knows but if we end up getting tickets and the flights are quite expensive yeah and so I wanted to do something to just like remember when Jackie Schimmel did a cameo like a cameo sprint and she told everybody it was to buy a purse that she wanted she bought

that Bottega bag she showed us yes and I think I'm gonna do it when if we get these tickets I'm gonna be like you guys I really want to fly first class to Paris yeah to see Celine so can you guys if you want a cameo now or never bitches I do think we should we should also after that we should do a lady gang cameo blitz where we should sign up yeah get together or we could just do this internally without cameo we could just yeah like hey email this number i mean yeah email this number email actually this is what we should do right now if you want a cameo from one of us in particular or the three of us email what's our email address it's hello lady gang at gmail.com hello at oh no hello hello lady gang at gmail.com okay oh i was wrong you're still off still off

we gotta go bye bye no wait email us and we'll give you a call we'll give you a cameo it's gonna be what's our price we don't know we'll let you know we'll figure it out see you next tuesday see you in paris lady gang is hosted and produced by kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanek with social media support from callie carrera audio and video editing from jared monaco and additional support from Steve Delameter and Podcast One.