LadyGang - Kaitlyn Bristowe joins LadyGang - Ep10
Episode Date: February 9, 2016"Bachelorette" star Kaitlyn Bristowe and Shawn Booth still haven't set a date, but you'll hear plenty of wedding details as the LadyGang inquire about everything from number of bridesmaids to... location to wedding hashtag to sex on the big night! Kaitlyn also shares deets on the proposal, the "Bachelorette" season she filmed with Shawn & why she ultimately chose him, and the logistics of joining the "mile high club!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek.
hello everyone yeah it's tuesday and you're getting a new episode we're so excited you're
joining us thank you so much for going to itunes and subscribing i actually had a friend this week
that said i mean i see that you're doing a podcast but i don't really know what that is
duh they don't know what a pod no they didn't understand so you go to itunes you have to
subscribe you're gonna get a new episode every tuesday or you can go to podcast1.com and we're
just so excited that you guys are loving this so much so many people writing in and sharing with
their friends and that means so much to us but really we know why you're here why are they here
becca um the booze nope the i was gonna say the champagne too oh this is up see you guys it's been
a long week and it's only tuesday it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no okay so who
wants to go first for good week bad week the best part of the show that we've been told uh i'll go
yeah okay so um the other week becca was uh highlighting some of the things that our fans
were sending in and yeah saying and we love our fans period in the spaghetti so first off i have
two things to share one of them i just found like five minutes ago when i was peeing and checking my
phone like we always do and uh we have okay i don't have my glasses on so i can't really see
l michelle on twitter so hopefully everybody's listened to all of our episodes but we had the
episode about putting period blood in your man's your man's food and then he's supposed to fall in
love with you and whatever right which i think is ridiculous and i hope nobody's actually done it
but so she goes i can verify the blood thing i have done this only i put it in his meatballs
then he went back to his ex-wife oh okay so i don't really know if that works i have an idea
should we just do a cookbook with using your period blood oh my god i bet you that exists
somewhere what's a good name for it um cooking with cooking that meal of the month or cooking
with flow cooking with the upflow yeah perfect that's horrible i was in town i got ideas i got
ideas okay well we love love her that was an amazing story about your life but so it's tara
nicole sent us a link to this website called dicksbymail.com and you can send people a bag
of gummy dicks a bag of dicks anonymously okay that's pretty good but i thought it was gonna be
like like a real like a prosthetic dick like a yeah like a dildo just shows up your door just
like a suction one like on the ground yeah like a real rubbery dildo i kind of want to do that
honestly first you could name the cockroach after your ex and then the bag of dicks like we have
all the ammunition we need for life yeah yeah so that was your good week that was a good week um
so okay so my bad week you know i think a lot of people are bummed out that i'm not like the
single girl of our group anymore i know i am apparently i'm not gonna have any you know
really embarrassing, awkward encounters, but that's not true because I ran into the last guy
that I dated at the gym the other day and it was the most horrific experience. Tell us everything
ever. I need to know. So did you have crotch sweat? No, no, I just had gotten there. I was
like, wait, did I maybe? No. So I dated this guy for like a couple months and he moved right near
me like a mile away from me and we go to the same gym. So I'm like, you know, I'm going to run into
him probably at some point. And I'm walking into the gym and I was like, you know, it'd be so weird
if I, you know, if I ran into him, but I won't because he works out at 5am. I know this for a
fact. It's fine. And as I'm like saying this thought in my head, I look up and he's one foot
in front of me. You manifested him. I literally manifested this horribly awkward encounter and
he okay so it was laundry day so I was wearing like some 10 year old old nasty leggings so you
weren't wearing your like fabletics or something like your cute outfit I wasn't wearing fabletics
I have a such a cute Victoria's Secret little workout outfit I could have been wearing I was
wearing a holy pair of leggings a sock that was like a crew sock and then another one that was
like up to my calf sock nice I hadn't showered in two days and you know it was just it was bad
and the last thing that i said to him i was so uncomfortable and awkward
that the last thing i said was like go get your swell on
and but you don't care about him i don't care but it's yeah but you know i don't care about
any of my exes truly but if i saw them and i looked bad that would upset me okay i looked
really bad i was just uncomfortable and awkward it's just one of those things that i don't really
want to happen every day yeah and then the worst part was i go upstairs and he's downstairs i'm
like okay that's over don't have to worry about that anymore and then i see him walk over and he
sits on the mat behind my elliptical and starts stretching right behind me naked stretching i
wish no i don't wish but yeah that was that was awkward and i didn't look good it looked like a
sack of garbage kelty oh my gosh i'm so excited about this week because i feel like the past
couple weeks. My good week, bad week has been mediocre. Nope. Put it back on point. 2016 is
bringing it home. I'd like to start with my bad week. So I was at a movie junket. For those of
you who don't know, movie junket is basically where they put the stars of a movie in hotel
rooms and they take out the bed and they basically set up a little studio with chairs and all day
long for eight minutes at a time, they shuffle in all the media from around the world. So it's
Like literally everyone comes for one day and Angelina Jolie sits there for 12 hours
and does a movie junket.
So it's a movie junket for, um, a new Disney movie that's coming out.
And, um, Chris Pine, so Chris Pine is the star of the movie and he's a super babe.
So I was excited to, you know, interview him.
He's always like a fun guy.
And so it's very, uh, busy time as usual.
And I probably didn't have quite enough time to prepare and really wrap my head around
this.
And it was very early in the morning.
so I'm driving to the shoot
and I'm like okay okay okay and I get there
and then I look at my paperwork
and it just says like Chris
slash Bernie and
Bernie's the person the real life
character he played in the movie and so I'm sitting there
and I'm like okay cool and I'm like oh I look
down the paper I'm like oh my gosh well Bernie's gonna be
here like that's the real life character
I didn't have any questions prepared for Bernie so then I
sit there for like 30 minutes and I'm like writing my questions
I'm like Chris what was it like
was there extra pressure playing someone
who's really
um in really lived and like did you feel like you had to uphold his story blah blah like making up
all the shit on the spot right and then i go up to the girls like all these music studio executives
and i'm like okay i'm ready and i'm like so i said okay so just to get this clear like chris
and bernie are going to be grouped together and she looks at me and she goes what do you mean
and i was like chris and bernie like on the sheet and she goes bernie's dead bernie's dead oh god
i was what's the movie about it's a movie it's this no here's the worst part the movie is the
ship movie called the um finest hour where there's a horrible on the ship there's a horrible he dies
in the movie you see it in the movie that he has died like what is wrong with me so i'm just i'm
so embarrassed and there's all these people looking at me like journalistic excellence like
she has no idea what's happening it was just so embarrassing so then i walked away and sort of
felt bad about myself then bernie probably feels worse i interviewed no then it got even worse
then i interviewed chris and i was staring in his baby blue eyes thinking oh beautiful people like
really do exist like there's no listen when you when you sit next to a beautiful woman you're
like oh well that's makeup and hair and all those things when you sit next to a beautiful man
you think there's no makeup there's no any like that's just your face and your face is nice and
i am acting like a child because i'm like hi oh i'm guilty i'm gonna see some questions anyway
wait i have a question how tall is he tall oh what and he has like a buzz cut side haircut
ew like the undercut no it's a perfect haircut he was so nice and he's incredibly talented and
he was a great interview like i was so happy with it all but anyway bernie's dead
so kelty was trying to enter it's like weekend of bernie's all over again they kind of brought
and back. Bernie's dead. My good week is so good. Tell me. Take you back to 2009. Okay. I have
Pamela Anderson eyebrows. I have a mullet because the whole front of my hair has been bleached into
like four inches and the whole back, the back is growing. The back is a full pony. So I have a bad
mullet. I have just gone through the worst breakup of my life and I am thirsty and desperate and
feeling like shit about myself. Like I feel so bad about myself. I'm at a party in Las Vegas with my
friend who is on general hospital and she brings this other guy who was on general hospital at the
time who happens to be from my hometown that i had no idea please picture me in like bad clothes i
possibly might have a photo from that night where i was wearing a silver kitten heel oh god i hate
with a bell jean no a black tank top and a leopard betsy johnson purse i can picture that
i can picture that exactly i'll draw it if you don't have a picture so many things so with like
a tiny eyebrow and like a lot of tan it was before i got like my lips done and i had no i was like
this anyway so so i'm at the party i am desperate i'm thirsty i would make out that's not sure i
was never like a big maker outer i would try to date anyone that was walking i'm like oh bellman
hey woo because i just wanted to feel loved i love that you're desperate but then you also
are like wearing a kid yeah right i'm desperate for attention but not sad you like want somebody
to like love you and date you, but not even touch you. Right. That's never going to happen. But
anyways, continue. Okay. So anyway, I'm at the party and I meet this guy. I'm going to totally
name check him. His name's Jason Thompson. He's a big daytime soap opera star. I kind of didn't
know that cause I don't watch daytime soaps, but, um, anyway, so he's from Edmonton. He's from my
hometown. So I meet him in 2009 and I'm thinking this is meant to be, our parents are going to be
best friends. We're going to go back to, for the holidays to Edmonton. Like this is my guy. I've
decided this all within this party right brought you together fate has brought us together i got
this is the reason i had this horrible breakup jason thompson and i are meant to be so meet him
at this party and i am thirsty thirsty thirsty he wants nothing to do with me he's like oh hi
and i'm like so you're from edmonton oh my god do you like the oilers like i'm so ridiculous right
and i totally scare him away and i'm like texting with my friend kelly after i'm like jason's so
cute blah blah blah doesn't want anything he's like nope nope so fast forward it is 2016 i have
grown in my eyebrows i am married no longer desperate my hair has grown back i'm no longer
wearing kitten heels i have an assignment for my show where i need to go on the set of the daytime
talk show to interview jason do you know what else is kind of funny that he's still there
no it's he's moving to a different show but yeah he's still a soap star but that's okay i feel like
they probably make good money oh they do for sure but he's still there but he's there he's there
So I know that this is happening. This is this week, you know, I know what's happening
Listen, I am happily married. I love my husband. I'm not trying to go like get any i'm not gonna thirst up in his
I just wanted to like really throw it in his face and feel good about myself
So I had a great outfit
I wore a super tight black turtleneck
With like a leather skirt and my like really cute boots and had great hair and makeup
And I went and did the shoot and so I did the whole interview. So what's it like being a soap star?
so but he doesn't know who you are right no because i kind of said oh you're from edmonton
right oh cool yeah yeah and i'm just like giving him a small talk anyway the last question of the
interview i i said so do you ever get sick of being like a sex symbol and he's like oh no
and i go speaking of sex symbol you know i tried to date you once and he goes what are you talking
about turns beet red now i want to tell you this from 2009 to 2016 i have flourished you know what
you turned into a butterfly. Filling in your eyebrows really doesn't want to eat you.
Jason Thompson is still hot and he's still a babe, but the Jason Thompson I had in my head
from 2009, it's not anywhere close. So I was like, oh yeah, I tried to date you. And he was like,
I don't remember. And I said, oh, you know, like, and I told him the whole story. He's like,
I have no recollection of this. And I was like, oh my God, that's so funny. And then I was like,
okay, see you later. And then I walked away and I was like,
and i just like he was totally flabbergasted and i just thought in my head listen he has kids and
a wife he's probably like what an idiot but in my head when i drove away from that interview i
thought he's thinking maybe she was the one that got away there is we're looking at him right now
there's a girl i want to see his face yeah he's cute okay he's cute if you google jason thompson
there's a girl maybe eating his ear off his face i don't know right so i mean of all things when i
was super thirsty and desperate. You weren't going to let me eat your ear. Oh, I know who
this person is. Yeah. Yeah. Good week. Retaliation. Hotness. I love it. Awesome. Good week. All in
your head. Yeah. All in your head. Also like nothing good actually happened. No, no, no.
All that's usually Kelty. I love, I love Kelty's good. Also your bad. Everything is usually just
in the head. Like it's not an external situation that's happened to you. It's like her boost of
confidence every week is her good week all right back on okay wrap it up so um i will start with
um this is my good week it's kind of good week turned to bad week but let me just i'll take it
from here so i have a friend who we share a lot of like stories regarding bowel movements
I have always been a really, really like sensitive Sally when it comes to my, you know, digestion.
So I'm always dealing with something always like diarrhea is my middle name.
Like I spray paint toilets all over.
So I usually, but here's my problem with it.
I go from zero to a hundred.
so i'll go days without going and then i'll have like a explosion what that's called ibs yeah i
definitely have ibs but i'm not going to do anything about it because i refuse to change
my lifestyle what are you what do you i don't what do you do for you to change the way you eat
and i just can't i can't no no deal with that when you're like 55 and honestly it's kept me
pretty thin this diarrhea okay so um but here's the problem is that lately maybe i've just been
healthier i don't know what my deal is but now i'm like having trouble going at all so my friend
who's like a professional like be skinny went on a dime type person was like try these pills
they're all natural and they're from you know earth bar which is this place in la where like
they can put anything in there and and i and i'm gonna believe that it's good for me it might not
be but i'm gonna believe it so i'm like okay like how bad could these pills be um i wait so are they
they're like glorified laxatives it's it's kind of like um it's magnesium with a couple other
things and that's supposed to like really you know clear you out so after a couple days of
not going i take this pill and it was like it wasn't like that crampy contractions i need to
get to a toilet type thing over like the span of a couple minutes it was like in 20 seconds you
have to find a bathroom or you're in trouble i found a bathroom yeah and i'm just gonna say
that it was like an at-home colonic oh my god it was hot lava sludge okay the thing it was from so
high up in my intestines that i just can't even i like i saw what i ate for last thanksgiving
it really cleaned me out i love that did you lose weight i'm sure i did but here's um i feel i felt
my stomach felt very flat there was nothing left in there so this was great and i was like oh my
god i'm a convert this stuff is amazing i go to yoga later that day and i'm fine in yoga i'm
totally fine okay i come i got a hot yoga shit i come home i don't wear underwear with my yoga
pants anymore because I was having too many situations and my doctor was like, just don't
wear underwear in yoga. Like how hard is it? And I'm like, I'm afraid I'm going to queef or
something. Like it seems too free, but I stopped wearing underwear and my vagina was really happy.
So I'm in these yoga pants, these really cute tiki yoga pants that I'm obsessed with and they're not
cheap. And I'm, I come on from yoga. I'm like doing a couple of things around the house and
you know i'm like putting some laundry away here and there and i i'm like oh i have like a little
gas it wasn't gas i full wait what color were your pants sharded in my purple pants i got to
the bathroom and it was like someone dropped a hershey kiss oh the lining of my pants and um
did you feel i honestly felt ashamed it was shame and embarrassment it was shame embarrassment and
fascination fascination i haven't i don't i think that was the first time i've ever done it and i
think the reason it happened is because i had a friend a couple weeks before literally tell me
that she did that like and i was like how do you do that i did contract the sharding from your
friend i think i did and i like i well what happens with me is like if someone has a zit on
their forehead in my mind i'm like oh that sucks i'm glad i don't have a zit on my forehead and
then i get a karma zit the next day yeah like for whatever reason so i think i got karma sharting
going on karma sharting it was a karma shart coin watch out somebody trademarked that all right so
wait do you have a good week the good week was that i had sludge come out of my intestine oh
you're skinny yeah it was oh so this was i was like a skinny hot bitch who sharts he doesn't
want that and on that note kelsey what's coming up next oh my gosh we're so excited you guys
because if you thought this was not safe for work caitlin bristow is here the former bachelorette
who ps we grew up together so we're about to go in like flynn on caitlin
the lady gang we are back oh my gosh i could not be more excited about what's about to go down
I'm fangirling like so hard you don't even know
We're so excited
Caitlin Bristow is here
Hi
In the flesh
I can't believe it
Not much flesh because she weighs about 80 pounds
Hey, I'm a buck, bucko five
No chance
No, you're not
Yes, I am
You haven't seen me naked
I'm 5'3
You haven't seen me naked
You're the tiniest and you give Hollywood anorexia goals a whole new level
No, I'm going to combat you on that
Because I'm 5'3 and the thinnest I've ever been as an adult
is 107 when i was sad and i still didn't look like you like i never looked like maybe you have
brittle bird bones brittle bones i think you weigh 95 pounds no i just weighed myself okay i was 105
okay well i feel like a whale so yeah jack you and i have a drink so caitlin's not drinking
and this was concerning to us because we felt like she's probably pregnant because this has
happened to us on the podcast this happened we had ali fedtowski on she wanted a nice water
two weeks later she announced that she's pregnant so first of all well not that i know for you to
pee on we're gonna take a pregnancy test i'll do it because i'm like i count i'm counting down the
days have a drink well you need to come back and have a drink with us yeah she's doing sober
january it's the worst decision of my whole life you're the second person i know who's doing this
i don't know apparently it's a thing it was in like sweden it's a thing i read it online dry
january oh but not your vagina or maybe okay so you're in los angeles and i thought probably you
might be here planning your televised wedding but you say nope you're just here doing your thing
because you and sean have this life now where you guys are like globetrotting as a couple it's the
cutest thing you're in sundance then you're in a you're everywhere so tell me about post finding
the love of your life you don't go back to your regular jobs there's a new job it's famous people
jobs it's really bizarre it's a whole new world it's funny because every one of my ex-boyfriends
i could not travel with so as soon as we're like we got out of this world and we're traveling
everywhere i'm like oh this is going to be like a true test oh traveling is the time it's so
stressful and i we travel great together like we bring cards on the plane we have like our date
nights on planes it's really fun yeah that's so cute i know we're girls no i love it oh it's so
cute so what has been the best thing about you know going on the show is obviously a risk i don't
think it was super easy for you the whole experience but what has been the thing other
than finding sort of the love of your life like what has been the thing that hollywood has sort
of given you that's been just rad um the hollywood's giving me i don't know i feel like
the best thing that i took from it is i did not know how tough of a person i was like i feel like
i grew so much even though before even going on the show i felt like a pretty confident person
and i was happy with everything in life and i'm like yeah but coming out of it i'm like whoa i'm
way tougher than i thought i was i feel like a strong person but you sorry did you think that
you like going into it and your expectations of it did you think it was going to be like as hard
as it was no because i feel like everybody probably going in you're like oh it'll be fine
guys really chasing after me no big deal yeah i thought it would be the best thing that ever
happened to me yeah which it ended up being but during it i was like oh this is hell it was hell
i lost hair i was like oh yeah it was stressful i was it was really bad did you have to make out
with anyone that you were like this is so gross i want to know about that all the kissing yeah
oh this is fun i haven't talked about this a long time who did i kiss that i was like oh
are we gonna name names should i yeah yeah at first i don't know what i was thinking about
was really into jj but i think it's because i kind of loved jj just at the beginning but then
after a while i was like no well his personality is profession wait he was something he was a
retired something yeah i know i don't even know what he was he was like it's something like an
attorney or something like that at what point did you know shot like did sean catch right was it
right away or not yep right as soon as he walked out the first impression rose yeah i was like
that's so hot and then i thought about like the jinx of giving him the first impression rose like
that sometimes doesn't work out i'm like no i have to he was the only one that really stood
out to me because he's so hot and tall oh my god yeah he's a babe it's it's it's kind of
uncomfortable because i'm like you're the pretty one in the relationship he's so pretty and he
really like cares about his hair and his skin and like like he's like a pretty one he needs to be
presentable does he take longer to get ready than you do it's like the same which i'm not a fan of
i've told him this many times but he will hate me for saying that yeah yeah um let's talk let's
backstory a little bit because this is a very interesting thing so i'll main people sort of
know but not really that we grew up sort of in not in the same town our towns were side by side
but our moms have been good friends and and um i think they like used to go on birthday retreats
yeah they have the same birthday yeah they do yeah september 15th yeah oh my god
anyway so kayla and i grew up together and we're like both little dancer
kids in edmonton but we're from sort of separate little sort of suburbs and i don't know if you
guys know this but i went on the bachelor many years ago of course i know that yeah you did a
bot ma out of the limousine yeah is that what you did yes oh i need to go back and watch that
because that what they do is they they lock you in this hotel and then they come around and they're
like what are you going to do out of the limo and it has to be a thing oh wait they ask you what
you're like shtick is yeah why do you think people yeah hello did you hear what i said out of the
limo something about your lawn right oh yeah you can miss souls i was like are we allowed to swear
on this no oh okay then i won't say what i said you can youtube it wasn't it about plowing your
how my garden or your fields i dropped an f-bomb and how did you come you came up with that because
someone came to your room and they were like i came up with it actually but i was joking and
they're like you should i'm like there's no way they'd air it if i said that yeah they did they
did anyway so i went on the bachelor it was the worst experience of my life wait by the way i
started watching the bachelor on your season to watch you you're welcome and then i was you're
welcome jack you're welcome abc gotcha so i did a batma batma out of the limo and it was the most
awkward thing and so i remember walking up to brad womack who is my bachelor and he was standing
there and like you're standing face to face and there's all these cameras and it's like somehow
it's always wet on the driveway but it's not raining in california it's bizarre yeah they
wet it down just to hope that you right well i was well i don't know i was sitting there and i
looked him in the eye and he was like, hello, I'm Brad. And I looked at him. I thought you don't
like girls. That's literally what I thought. And you grew up dancing. So you have good gator.
I'm amazing. My gator is amazing. So then I was like, I'm going to put that down because at the
time of my life, it was a time when I was a little desperado. I was thirsty. I'd been through this
horrible breakup. No, I was for sure. Desperado life. Anyway. So my whole life. So I go on the
show and week day one or whatever, it was just like a girl had fangs. Like people were so insane.
the fangirls i remember that and i just couldn't even wrap my head around it and everyone was so
drunk yeah and i just wasn't drinking that much like i'm drunk right now at this podcast but i
was not drunk by the way caitlin she's had one glass of champagne wait is brad out of the closet
no so listen here's what happened then i make it past the first night which i know wasn't brad's
choice it was definitely the producer's choice because i was a little zany and like up for
anything you know they love those there's people right they want to keep me around right that's
Then the next day or the next like two days, I was only there for like three days total.
I remember he wore a purple tie and a purple shirt and I was like, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom,
zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.
Like you don't like girls.
And I said to him in passing, I said, oh my gosh, that tie is amazing.
I think my best gay has that.
And then I got sent.
Really?
He was like, oh, busted.
So then here's a little scoop scoop.
i listen allegedly we don't know if he whatever it's fine be whoever you want to be but i don't
think that he slept with that many girls that he is he's not still with the girl he ended up
no no no emily right emily maynard oh it was yeah wasn't he the bachelor twice yes so anyway
how can you want to go through that no so long story short caitlin is thinking about like oh i
you know i think i want to go on the bachelor so she writes me and she's like what do you think
and I was like, do not do it. This is the worst. This happened, right? What did I say? Yeah. You're
like, that's, that was the worst decision of my life. Don't do it. That you will be humiliated.
I was like, Oh my gosh. Was Keltie your only advice giving person? And you went against it.
What made you decide otherwise? You can't say no to that kind of opportunity. I'm like,
what else am I going to do? Stay at a restaurant and yeah. Wait, did you send in your own video
or did somebody recommend your own? No, my girlfriend did it. Yeah. I just came out of
a relationship. I was living in Germany. He played hockey out there and I moved back
and she was like, that's it. We're getting you on The Bachelor. You know, the whole like
best friend doing. Yeah, totally. Yeah. And then so they actually she put me in for Juan
Pablo season. Oh, my God. Yeah. That would have been interesting. Yeah. And apparently
she had sent it all in too late. So they kept me on file and they called me like exactly
a year later. We kept you on file. Did you have to do a video or anything? No. That's
so weird so you so anyway she goes on the show right you're fine you do great except you get
your heart broken yeah and then i knew i thought bachelorette oh i really oh yeah i was like no
i was like there's no way i'm not that like bachelorette type no you're like the funniest
person and the most personality than anybody you want to hang out more often were you nervous that
you weren't going to be the bachelorette in that first episode though like when the guys got to
decide yeah kind of wait yeah that what oh you were really good about not talking smack about
her because i would have just gone in oh my god i've talked so much to that yeah all i do is yell
at my tv at her because i knew that's what they probably wanted but i didn't really love her on
the first or on the bachelor i didn't really get to know her and then once i did i'm like oh she's
such a sweetheart that i actually felt bad for both of us being in that position i'm like i don't
need to talk smack about her because i just feel sorry for her and myself like yeah whoever goes
home that's just sad it's so awful yeah brutal it's really so really historical though yeah you
know i want to know about the dresses tell me about the styling of all the gowns i am such a
tomboy it's stupid like the fact that i'm even wearing heels right now i'm really proud of
myself um but i'm really so going into all the gown like they just give you racks and racks to
choose from and i'm like i don't i don't do gowns and then all of a sudden i'm like in sparkly
dresses every single episode i'm like apparently i like rhinestones i'm always wondering that like
no there's brands that sponsor it right because there's one brand that has all those crop top
gown things oh they wouldn't let me wear crop tops i was all about it on the bachelor and then
when i went on the bachelorette i guess i had to like class it up a bit
as a crop top connoisseur that offends me don't be offended i was offended by them saying that
i'm all about the crop tops no i know your fashion i was like i would wear everything
that you have another question do people try to bang chris harrison you'd think so but he's so
professional there like also chris harrison has the best job in the entire world honestly can i
get that job he's just goals of life he's a presence too like when he comes into a room
you're just like it's crazy he's funny he's hilarious so funny yeah i'm really shocked
that they don't try to make did he really try to be your friend and be an advisor or was that
just for show no i love him he's probably one of my favorite people that i've met through this
whole experience he's really been there for me like even to this day that's amazing because
he's done it for so long you think after a while they'd probably phone it in yeah but the fact that
he cares and i think that actually comes across when you're watching it yeah i do believe he does
i love him there's something that you did on your season i want to get to the present time but i do
want to mention this because we have a lot of women listeners and they're a lot it hit the fan
your season because you really like, you sort of changed the game. But honestly, I think any woman
that's a real woman and not a judgy woman is like, yes, you need to do things. What I love about this
and I think the lesson we can take away from Kaylin's season is that you got to like go and
get with the guy that is like, you're hot and you're just wherever it is. If you're on The
Bachelorette or you're in a bar or you're in your high school, like get with the guy that's so bad
on paper get with a bad boy that everyone hates it's the one your mom won't like but there's the
chemistry is just insane do it get that out of your damn system and then pick the good guy yeah
i have a question do you think that if you hadn't done your thing with nick that you would have felt
differently in picking the good guy and because there's still that like un like known no i don't
know i don't know what it's i mean it was definitely exaggerated on the show too like
yeah when when that all happened we had no mics um we had like no one was really even there and
i actually was like this isn't right and then it was like that was it yeah and then they made him
do you know the whole b-roll in the morning so it looked like he was leaving my place in the
morning but he did not spend the night there it was not like this big yeah no so it i probably
shouldn't be saying that but i'm like but yeah so it's it was a little blown out of proportion
anyways my mother likes to say you should always test drive a vehicle before you buy it 100 i said
that on chris soul season with jimmy kimmel he was like what are you gonna do if chris sleeps
with other women in the fantasy suite i'm like you gotta test drive the vehicle especially in
like the situation the bachelor because it's like you're basically saying you're gonna marry
somebody right how the heck it's kind of a life-changing decision you either have to have
sex with them or get a dick pic yeah see what you're buying this is why i want i don't buy
clothing online that there's not a picture of i'm certainly not gonna i sign up for a wiener
i've never seen i honestly wouldn't date guys until i got a dick pic first in my in my single
life that's a way to live my god get it jack man somehow i'd always get one incredible you must be
six three and send me a dick pic six seven requirements okay seven what is the what like
what is the thing about sean i mean i follow your instagram i see it it's disgusting it but like
what what is it because they didn't show much on the show because if you think about it they're
filming how many hours a day seven days a week and they only show an hour of it every monday
so he's hilarious and he's got such a good personality and he's such a softy and he's
so sentimental and he loves the dog and he just is like such a good person with a good heart
and stupidly hot but you know he's passionate about what he cares for and i think on the show
it was that was clear and they they played it as jealousy maybe a little too much but he is
so funny he's so kind he's got such a great family he's so hot he's just everything like
i feel like they played the the conflict in his situation more than like way that's what people
want to see obviously yeah i don't think that they probably showed like any of his personality
yeah no they didn't it's sad but i mean now people see it on our snapchat right but people are i
think people are really jaded because there have been many seasons where people like i love you
forever and then they don't yeah and so this is you're telling us like this is the person like
this is your person oh i don't even i just can't wait to like prove everybody wrong i'm like i love
that yeah it's good yeah everyone's like well what are you gonna do differently or like how are you
guys different from any other bachelor couple i'm like well we just are i think everybody sees that
anyways and you could take any couple like you know on the street and it'd be the same odds like
they're probably not gonna work either yeah most people don't yeah has there been a moment since
this all went down that you sort of felt like oh i'm the ish like i'm cool like when you saw the
cover like your cover your face on us weekly no i hated that when you got to be on i saw you at
the american music no the um cmas you're walking the red carpet yeah that was cool except i found
out the night before and i wore a freaking terrible maxi dress that like it was terrible
so i was like but i was like i'm on red carpet cmas what am i doing here but this is awesome
I'm so jealous.
Yeah.
Bless you.
Bless you.
Thank you.
And she's back.
Okay.
Yeah.
Most importantly, have you taken him to Edmonton?
Yes.
Does he understand the like, listen, we love Edmonton, but there's nothing there.
Nothing.
But I'm actually, well, from Leduc, like a smaller town outside of Edmonton.
And he loved it because he's like the kind of small town person.
And he grew up in a small town in Connecticut, Windsor Locks.
And so he like loved, that's where I came from.
And that's where I grew up.
and he appreciated my little town.
Did you take him to Tim Hortons?
Of course I did.
He doesn't like it.
I know Tim Hortons.
I can't get on board with Tim Hortons.
What?
Yeah.
You guys have been drinking the Kool-Aid for so long.
Yeah.
Oh, I just love it.
Tim Hortons is delicious.
Wait, I thought Tim Hortons was a bagel shop.
Am I wrong?
Well, there's bagels there.
Donuts.
Yeah, it's good.
Okay.
So I want to know about the celebrities now
because you have some celebrity followers.
I think Anna Kendrick is one of them.
does she follow me i don't who's i know she tweets me yeah she did i have a question about that
because like there's so many celebrities people really like yeah like i had no idea it was insane
did you ever get like any crazy tweets from people that you're just like oh my god yeah okay this is
this is so canadian of me but do you guys know trailer park boys yes no you don't what is it oh
it's been a long time honey okay i'm not gonna get into it because it's such it's a weird thing
to explain but one of the trailer park boys it's like a canadian terrible quality show i was so
pumped he tweeted me oh my god you're like i don't care about chris jenner but trailer park yeah five
i can't think of because people didn't tag me in it but i know like sean penn was a fan
and he said he was like team caitlin on jimmy kimmel and it was when they already took my phone
away so i'm sitting there in a hotel room by myself watching jimmy kimmel and sean penn was
like yeah i'm team caitlin and i was like i can't tell anybody about this i can't snapchat it i can't
I'm like, oh, that's going crazy because they take your phone away.
I got to be honest.
I'm like, I was actually super jealous of the fact these girls know my plight of Instagram.
I've been really trying to get my followers up.
I'm slowly growing at 35.1.
Hey, that's good.
Did you get the 0.1?
I got the 0.1.
I got like four new followers a day.
And I watched you go from like 23 followers to like 1.2 million in like two weeks.
And I thought, that not great girl.
i'm so mad at her take that you i feel like i should win an award are they fake did you buy
them no key i didn't even know that was possible somebody called me out but you know what happened
michelle money apparently had like quite a bit of following and it happened when it was after
women tell all and chris soul season and i went out with her but nobody was supposed to know that
i was off the show yet because it hadn't aired yet and she had um instagrammed a picture that
i was in and then had to delete it the next day but i already got like so many followers from that
and then it just kept going and then after
Bachelorette, I was like, oh my gosh, but
I still don't know how you buy them. They're like
bots. So you're saying your followers are
real? They're real. I hate you so
much. Because I think
there's some program where sometimes they go and clean that
up and you can lose
like thousands. So I promise
they're real. What kind of photos get the most
likes? Is it you and Sean together
or is it you working out? I can post one
of me and I'm like, dang, I look really good
in that photo. Like a nice fire selfie? Yeah.
And I'm like, this is going to get some serious likes.
but it only gets like
50,000.
I'm like, wait, how many?
And I get so mad.
I post one with Sean
and it's like two seconds later
and we get like 100,000.
Life's so hard for you, Caitlin.
I know.
Believing in love.
I know.
I feel like that's another
good thing that's come.
I feel like we've really
inspired people.
Yeah.
You have.
They're like,
I want my Sean B.
I'm like, you go get him.
Don't settle until
you have a Sean B.
Who is your celebrity
that you stalk
that you still think,
I'm Hollywood now.
I want to be friends with you.
oh that's a good question i have one for sure i just i feel like i'm on the spot right now and i
can't think of it all right well get back to us i'll think about that one think about it most
importantly i know that you're from alberta so you drank the same water as i did growing up
do you have an inspirational mantra or mirror message that you taped to your mirror like
for instance i just printed one out of my office that says
that says
don't ask for permission,
go get it.
You know what I'm going to buy you one day?
Is that stupid
poster that's the cat that says
hang in there.
Classic.
That's a classic.
I give myself
mirror high fives.
I'm like, you know, it's going to be a good day.
That's good.
You high five yourself. Who doesn't like a good high five?
It's less lame than me.
less lame it's less lame but it's still kind of but the fact that i have one and i had an answer
for that do you do you actually do that though yes okay appreciate not very often but if i'm
like really feeling myself that day i'll do it okay we want to get into um some of the wedding
details okay because honestly there's nothing more than we that we like to watch than a wedding or
divorce yeah what is your wedding hashtag the booth stows oh but i'm i don't know i just that
just that's what we call ourselves but now i'm thinking i'm like but i'm gonna become a booth
so it wouldn't be booth still anymore because my last name won't be bristow i feel like there's so
many good puns you could do it for booth yeah yeah booth me
i don't know i'm not gonna have very many answers for this because i suck at planning anything well
here's the thing do you have a date is there a date for the wedding no are you nervous about
that because you got to tie this up he's babe yeah but he's not going anywhere you don't think
He's obsessed with you?
He's obsessed with her.
He loves me.
We are like, no, we are two peas in a pod.
He's not going anywhere.
He's like the most loyal person I've ever met in my life.
When is his birthday?
May 18th.
So he's a Taurus?
Oh, he's close to me.
Is that what that means?
Is that a Taurus?
Yeah, it is.
Okay.
Those are good, solid people.
Yeah.
He's very loyal.
Yep.
Loyal.
Okay.
When you do get married, big dress, small dress.
I know.
I want to know your dress.
I want to go back to that for just a second.
He has only had one other relationship, but it was for almost like eight years.
Eight?
Yeah.
