LadyGang - Kaitlyn Bristowe joins LadyGang - Ep10

Episode Date: February 9, 2016

"Bachelorette" star Kaitlyn Bristowe and Shawn Booth still haven't set a date, but you'll hear plenty of wedding details as the LadyGang inquire about everything from number of bridesmaids to... location to wedding hashtag to sex on the big night! Kaitlyn also shares deets on the proposal, the "Bachelorette" season she filmed with Shawn & why she ultimately chose him, and the logistics of joining the "mile high club!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. hello everyone yeah it's tuesday and you're getting a new episode we're so excited you're joining us thank you so much for going to itunes and subscribing i actually had a friend this week that said i mean i see that you're doing a podcast but i don't really know what that is duh they don't know what a pod no they didn't understand so you go to itunes you have to subscribe you're gonna get a new episode every tuesday or you can go to podcast1.com and we're just so excited that you guys are loving this so much so many people writing in and sharing with their friends and that means so much to us but really we know why you're here why are they here
Starting point is 00:01:04 becca um the booze nope the i was gonna say the champagne too oh this is up see you guys it's been a long week and it's only tuesday it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no okay so who wants to go first for good week bad week the best part of the show that we've been told uh i'll go yeah okay so um the other week becca was uh highlighting some of the things that our fans were sending in and yeah saying and we love our fans period in the spaghetti so first off i have two things to share one of them i just found like five minutes ago when i was peeing and checking my phone like we always do and uh we have okay i don't have my glasses on so i can't really see l michelle on twitter so hopefully everybody's listened to all of our episodes but we had the
Starting point is 00:01:59 episode about putting period blood in your man's your man's food and then he's supposed to fall in love with you and whatever right which i think is ridiculous and i hope nobody's actually done it but so she goes i can verify the blood thing i have done this only i put it in his meatballs then he went back to his ex-wife oh okay so i don't really know if that works i have an idea should we just do a cookbook with using your period blood oh my god i bet you that exists somewhere what's a good name for it um cooking with cooking that meal of the month or cooking with flow cooking with the upflow yeah perfect that's horrible i was in town i got ideas i got ideas okay well we love love her that was an amazing story about your life but so it's tara
Starting point is 00:02:48 nicole sent us a link to this website called dicksbymail.com and you can send people a bag of gummy dicks a bag of dicks anonymously okay that's pretty good but i thought it was gonna be like like a real like a prosthetic dick like a yeah like a dildo just shows up your door just like a suction one like on the ground yeah like a real rubbery dildo i kind of want to do that honestly first you could name the cockroach after your ex and then the bag of dicks like we have all the ammunition we need for life yeah yeah so that was your good week that was a good week um so okay so my bad week you know i think a lot of people are bummed out that i'm not like the single girl of our group anymore i know i am apparently i'm not gonna have any you know
Starting point is 00:03:38 really embarrassing, awkward encounters, but that's not true because I ran into the last guy that I dated at the gym the other day and it was the most horrific experience. Tell us everything ever. I need to know. So did you have crotch sweat? No, no, I just had gotten there. I was like, wait, did I maybe? No. So I dated this guy for like a couple months and he moved right near me like a mile away from me and we go to the same gym. So I'm like, you know, I'm going to run into him probably at some point. And I'm walking into the gym and I was like, you know, it'd be so weird if I, you know, if I ran into him, but I won't because he works out at 5am. I know this for a fact. It's fine. And as I'm like saying this thought in my head, I look up and he's one foot
Starting point is 00:04:25 in front of me. You manifested him. I literally manifested this horribly awkward encounter and he okay so it was laundry day so I was wearing like some 10 year old old nasty leggings so you weren't wearing your like fabletics or something like your cute outfit I wasn't wearing fabletics I have a such a cute Victoria's Secret little workout outfit I could have been wearing I was wearing a holy pair of leggings a sock that was like a crew sock and then another one that was like up to my calf sock nice I hadn't showered in two days and you know it was just it was bad and the last thing that i said to him i was so uncomfortable and awkward that the last thing i said was like go get your swell on
Starting point is 00:05:11 and but you don't care about him i don't care but it's yeah but you know i don't care about any of my exes truly but if i saw them and i looked bad that would upset me okay i looked really bad i was just uncomfortable and awkward it's just one of those things that i don't really want to happen every day yeah and then the worst part was i go upstairs and he's downstairs i'm like okay that's over don't have to worry about that anymore and then i see him walk over and he sits on the mat behind my elliptical and starts stretching right behind me naked stretching i wish no i don't wish but yeah that was that was awkward and i didn't look good it looked like a sack of garbage kelty oh my gosh i'm so excited about this week because i feel like the past
Starting point is 00:05:58 couple weeks. My good week, bad week has been mediocre. Nope. Put it back on point. 2016 is bringing it home. I'd like to start with my bad week. So I was at a movie junket. For those of you who don't know, movie junket is basically where they put the stars of a movie in hotel rooms and they take out the bed and they basically set up a little studio with chairs and all day long for eight minutes at a time, they shuffle in all the media from around the world. So it's Like literally everyone comes for one day and Angelina Jolie sits there for 12 hours and does a movie junket. So it's a movie junket for, um, a new Disney movie that's coming out.
Starting point is 00:06:34 And, um, Chris Pine, so Chris Pine is the star of the movie and he's a super babe. So I was excited to, you know, interview him. He's always like a fun guy. And so it's very, uh, busy time as usual. And I probably didn't have quite enough time to prepare and really wrap my head around this. And it was very early in the morning. so I'm driving to the shoot
Starting point is 00:06:54 and I'm like okay okay okay and I get there and then I look at my paperwork and it just says like Chris slash Bernie and Bernie's the person the real life character he played in the movie and so I'm sitting there and I'm like okay cool and I'm like oh I look down the paper I'm like oh my gosh well Bernie's gonna be
Starting point is 00:07:10 here like that's the real life character I didn't have any questions prepared for Bernie so then I sit there for like 30 minutes and I'm like writing my questions I'm like Chris what was it like was there extra pressure playing someone who's really um in really lived and like did you feel like you had to uphold his story blah blah like making up all the shit on the spot right and then i go up to the girls like all these music studio executives
Starting point is 00:07:31 and i'm like okay i'm ready and i'm like so i said okay so just to get this clear like chris and bernie are going to be grouped together and she looks at me and she goes what do you mean and i was like chris and bernie like on the sheet and she goes bernie's dead bernie's dead oh god i was what's the movie about it's a movie it's this no here's the worst part the movie is the ship movie called the um finest hour where there's a horrible on the ship there's a horrible he dies in the movie you see it in the movie that he has died like what is wrong with me so i'm just i'm so embarrassed and there's all these people looking at me like journalistic excellence like she has no idea what's happening it was just so embarrassing so then i walked away and sort of
Starting point is 00:08:14 felt bad about myself then bernie probably feels worse i interviewed no then it got even worse then i interviewed chris and i was staring in his baby blue eyes thinking oh beautiful people like really do exist like there's no listen when you when you sit next to a beautiful woman you're like oh well that's makeup and hair and all those things when you sit next to a beautiful man you think there's no makeup there's no any like that's just your face and your face is nice and i am acting like a child because i'm like hi oh i'm guilty i'm gonna see some questions anyway wait i have a question how tall is he tall oh what and he has like a buzz cut side haircut ew like the undercut no it's a perfect haircut he was so nice and he's incredibly talented and
Starting point is 00:08:59 he was a great interview like i was so happy with it all but anyway bernie's dead so kelty was trying to enter it's like weekend of bernie's all over again they kind of brought and back. Bernie's dead. My good week is so good. Tell me. Take you back to 2009. Okay. I have Pamela Anderson eyebrows. I have a mullet because the whole front of my hair has been bleached into like four inches and the whole back, the back is growing. The back is a full pony. So I have a bad mullet. I have just gone through the worst breakup of my life and I am thirsty and desperate and feeling like shit about myself. Like I feel so bad about myself. I'm at a party in Las Vegas with my friend who is on general hospital and she brings this other guy who was on general hospital at the
Starting point is 00:09:41 time who happens to be from my hometown that i had no idea please picture me in like bad clothes i possibly might have a photo from that night where i was wearing a silver kitten heel oh god i hate with a bell jean no a black tank top and a leopard betsy johnson purse i can picture that i can picture that exactly i'll draw it if you don't have a picture so many things so with like a tiny eyebrow and like a lot of tan it was before i got like my lips done and i had no i was like this anyway so so i'm at the party i am desperate i'm thirsty i would make out that's not sure i was never like a big maker outer i would try to date anyone that was walking i'm like oh bellman hey woo because i just wanted to feel loved i love that you're desperate but then you also
Starting point is 00:10:25 are like wearing a kid yeah right i'm desperate for attention but not sad you like want somebody to like love you and date you, but not even touch you. Right. That's never going to happen. But anyways, continue. Okay. So anyway, I'm at the party and I meet this guy. I'm going to totally name check him. His name's Jason Thompson. He's a big daytime soap opera star. I kind of didn't know that cause I don't watch daytime soaps, but, um, anyway, so he's from Edmonton. He's from my hometown. So I meet him in 2009 and I'm thinking this is meant to be, our parents are going to be best friends. We're going to go back to, for the holidays to Edmonton. Like this is my guy. I've decided this all within this party right brought you together fate has brought us together i got
Starting point is 00:11:02 this is the reason i had this horrible breakup jason thompson and i are meant to be so meet him at this party and i am thirsty thirsty thirsty he wants nothing to do with me he's like oh hi and i'm like so you're from edmonton oh my god do you like the oilers like i'm so ridiculous right and i totally scare him away and i'm like texting with my friend kelly after i'm like jason's so cute blah blah blah doesn't want anything he's like nope nope so fast forward it is 2016 i have grown in my eyebrows i am married no longer desperate my hair has grown back i'm no longer wearing kitten heels i have an assignment for my show where i need to go on the set of the daytime talk show to interview jason do you know what else is kind of funny that he's still there
Starting point is 00:11:44 no it's he's moving to a different show but yeah he's still a soap star but that's okay i feel like they probably make good money oh they do for sure but he's still there but he's there he's there So I know that this is happening. This is this week, you know, I know what's happening Listen, I am happily married. I love my husband. I'm not trying to go like get any i'm not gonna thirst up in his I just wanted to like really throw it in his face and feel good about myself So I had a great outfit I wore a super tight black turtleneck With like a leather skirt and my like really cute boots and had great hair and makeup
Starting point is 00:12:14 And I went and did the shoot and so I did the whole interview. So what's it like being a soap star? so but he doesn't know who you are right no because i kind of said oh you're from edmonton right oh cool yeah yeah and i'm just like giving him a small talk anyway the last question of the interview i i said so do you ever get sick of being like a sex symbol and he's like oh no and i go speaking of sex symbol you know i tried to date you once and he goes what are you talking about turns beet red now i want to tell you this from 2009 to 2016 i have flourished you know what you turned into a butterfly. Filling in your eyebrows really doesn't want to eat you. Jason Thompson is still hot and he's still a babe, but the Jason Thompson I had in my head
Starting point is 00:12:57 from 2009, it's not anywhere close. So I was like, oh yeah, I tried to date you. And he was like, I don't remember. And I said, oh, you know, like, and I told him the whole story. He's like, I have no recollection of this. And I was like, oh my God, that's so funny. And then I was like, okay, see you later. And then I walked away and I was like, and i just like he was totally flabbergasted and i just thought in my head listen he has kids and a wife he's probably like what an idiot but in my head when i drove away from that interview i thought he's thinking maybe she was the one that got away there is we're looking at him right now there's a girl i want to see his face yeah he's cute okay he's cute if you google jason thompson
Starting point is 00:13:34 there's a girl maybe eating his ear off his face i don't know right so i mean of all things when i was super thirsty and desperate. You weren't going to let me eat your ear. Oh, I know who this person is. Yeah. Yeah. Good week. Retaliation. Hotness. I love it. Awesome. Good week. All in your head. Yeah. All in your head. Also like nothing good actually happened. No, no, no. All that's usually Kelty. I love, I love Kelty's good. Also your bad. Everything is usually just in the head. Like it's not an external situation that's happened to you. It's like her boost of confidence every week is her good week all right back on okay wrap it up so um i will start with um this is my good week it's kind of good week turned to bad week but let me just i'll take it
Starting point is 00:14:20 from here so i have a friend who we share a lot of like stories regarding bowel movements I have always been a really, really like sensitive Sally when it comes to my, you know, digestion. So I'm always dealing with something always like diarrhea is my middle name. Like I spray paint toilets all over. So I usually, but here's my problem with it. I go from zero to a hundred. so i'll go days without going and then i'll have like a explosion what that's called ibs yeah i definitely have ibs but i'm not going to do anything about it because i refuse to change
Starting point is 00:15:08 my lifestyle what are you what do you i don't what do you do for you to change the way you eat and i just can't i can't no no deal with that when you're like 55 and honestly it's kept me pretty thin this diarrhea okay so um but here's the problem is that lately maybe i've just been healthier i don't know what my deal is but now i'm like having trouble going at all so my friend who's like a professional like be skinny went on a dime type person was like try these pills they're all natural and they're from you know earth bar which is this place in la where like they can put anything in there and and i and i'm gonna believe that it's good for me it might not be but i'm gonna believe it so i'm like okay like how bad could these pills be um i wait so are they
Starting point is 00:15:53 they're like glorified laxatives it's it's kind of like um it's magnesium with a couple other things and that's supposed to like really you know clear you out so after a couple days of not going i take this pill and it was like it wasn't like that crampy contractions i need to get to a toilet type thing over like the span of a couple minutes it was like in 20 seconds you have to find a bathroom or you're in trouble i found a bathroom yeah and i'm just gonna say that it was like an at-home colonic oh my god it was hot lava sludge okay the thing it was from so high up in my intestines that i just can't even i like i saw what i ate for last thanksgiving it really cleaned me out i love that did you lose weight i'm sure i did but here's um i feel i felt
Starting point is 00:16:51 my stomach felt very flat there was nothing left in there so this was great and i was like oh my god i'm a convert this stuff is amazing i go to yoga later that day and i'm fine in yoga i'm totally fine okay i come i got a hot yoga shit i come home i don't wear underwear with my yoga pants anymore because I was having too many situations and my doctor was like, just don't wear underwear in yoga. Like how hard is it? And I'm like, I'm afraid I'm going to queef or something. Like it seems too free, but I stopped wearing underwear and my vagina was really happy. So I'm in these yoga pants, these really cute tiki yoga pants that I'm obsessed with and they're not cheap. And I'm, I come on from yoga. I'm like doing a couple of things around the house and
Starting point is 00:17:35 you know i'm like putting some laundry away here and there and i i'm like oh i have like a little gas it wasn't gas i full wait what color were your pants sharded in my purple pants i got to the bathroom and it was like someone dropped a hershey kiss oh the lining of my pants and um did you feel i honestly felt ashamed it was shame and embarrassment it was shame embarrassment and fascination fascination i haven't i don't i think that was the first time i've ever done it and i think the reason it happened is because i had a friend a couple weeks before literally tell me that she did that like and i was like how do you do that i did contract the sharding from your friend i think i did and i like i well what happens with me is like if someone has a zit on
Starting point is 00:18:29 their forehead in my mind i'm like oh that sucks i'm glad i don't have a zit on my forehead and then i get a karma zit the next day yeah like for whatever reason so i think i got karma sharting going on karma sharting it was a karma shart coin watch out somebody trademarked that all right so wait do you have a good week the good week was that i had sludge come out of my intestine oh you're skinny yeah it was oh so this was i was like a skinny hot bitch who sharts he doesn't want that and on that note kelsey what's coming up next oh my gosh we're so excited you guys because if you thought this was not safe for work caitlin bristow is here the former bachelorette who ps we grew up together so we're about to go in like flynn on caitlin
Starting point is 00:19:12 the lady gang we are back oh my gosh i could not be more excited about what's about to go down I'm fangirling like so hard you don't even know We're so excited Caitlin Bristow is here Hi In the flesh I can't believe it Not much flesh because she weighs about 80 pounds
Starting point is 00:19:32 Hey, I'm a buck, bucko five No chance No, you're not Yes, I am You haven't seen me naked I'm 5'3 You haven't seen me naked You're the tiniest and you give Hollywood anorexia goals a whole new level
Starting point is 00:19:44 No, I'm going to combat you on that Because I'm 5'3 and the thinnest I've ever been as an adult is 107 when i was sad and i still didn't look like you like i never looked like maybe you have brittle bird bones brittle bones i think you weigh 95 pounds no i just weighed myself okay i was 105 okay well i feel like a whale so yeah jack you and i have a drink so caitlin's not drinking and this was concerning to us because we felt like she's probably pregnant because this has happened to us on the podcast this happened we had ali fedtowski on she wanted a nice water two weeks later she announced that she's pregnant so first of all well not that i know for you to
Starting point is 00:20:24 pee on we're gonna take a pregnancy test i'll do it because i'm like i count i'm counting down the days have a drink well you need to come back and have a drink with us yeah she's doing sober january it's the worst decision of my whole life you're the second person i know who's doing this i don't know apparently it's a thing it was in like sweden it's a thing i read it online dry january oh but not your vagina or maybe okay so you're in los angeles and i thought probably you might be here planning your televised wedding but you say nope you're just here doing your thing because you and sean have this life now where you guys are like globetrotting as a couple it's the cutest thing you're in sundance then you're in a you're everywhere so tell me about post finding
Starting point is 00:21:11 the love of your life you don't go back to your regular jobs there's a new job it's famous people jobs it's really bizarre it's a whole new world it's funny because every one of my ex-boyfriends i could not travel with so as soon as we're like we got out of this world and we're traveling everywhere i'm like oh this is going to be like a true test oh traveling is the time it's so stressful and i we travel great together like we bring cards on the plane we have like our date nights on planes it's really fun yeah that's so cute i know we're girls no i love it oh it's so cute so what has been the best thing about you know going on the show is obviously a risk i don't think it was super easy for you the whole experience but what has been the thing other
Starting point is 00:21:56 than finding sort of the love of your life like what has been the thing that hollywood has sort of given you that's been just rad um the hollywood's giving me i don't know i feel like the best thing that i took from it is i did not know how tough of a person i was like i feel like i grew so much even though before even going on the show i felt like a pretty confident person and i was happy with everything in life and i'm like yeah but coming out of it i'm like whoa i'm way tougher than i thought i was i feel like a strong person but you sorry did you think that you like going into it and your expectations of it did you think it was going to be like as hard as it was no because i feel like everybody probably going in you're like oh it'll be fine
Starting point is 00:22:32 guys really chasing after me no big deal yeah i thought it would be the best thing that ever happened to me yeah which it ended up being but during it i was like oh this is hell it was hell i lost hair i was like oh yeah it was stressful i was it was really bad did you have to make out with anyone that you were like this is so gross i want to know about that all the kissing yeah oh this is fun i haven't talked about this a long time who did i kiss that i was like oh are we gonna name names should i yeah yeah at first i don't know what i was thinking about was really into jj but i think it's because i kind of loved jj just at the beginning but then after a while i was like no well his personality is profession wait he was something he was a
Starting point is 00:23:10 retired something yeah i know i don't even know what he was he was like it's something like an attorney or something like that at what point did you know shot like did sean catch right was it right away or not yep right as soon as he walked out the first impression rose yeah i was like that's so hot and then i thought about like the jinx of giving him the first impression rose like that sometimes doesn't work out i'm like no i have to he was the only one that really stood out to me because he's so hot and tall oh my god yeah he's a babe it's it's it's kind of uncomfortable because i'm like you're the pretty one in the relationship he's so pretty and he really like cares about his hair and his skin and like like he's like a pretty one he needs to be
Starting point is 00:23:48 presentable does he take longer to get ready than you do it's like the same which i'm not a fan of i've told him this many times but he will hate me for saying that yeah yeah um let's talk let's backstory a little bit because this is a very interesting thing so i'll main people sort of know but not really that we grew up sort of in not in the same town our towns were side by side but our moms have been good friends and and um i think they like used to go on birthday retreats yeah they have the same birthday yeah they do yeah september 15th yeah oh my god anyway so kayla and i grew up together and we're like both little dancer kids in edmonton but we're from sort of separate little sort of suburbs and i don't know if you
Starting point is 00:24:28 guys know this but i went on the bachelor many years ago of course i know that yeah you did a bot ma out of the limousine yeah is that what you did yes oh i need to go back and watch that because that what they do is they they lock you in this hotel and then they come around and they're like what are you going to do out of the limo and it has to be a thing oh wait they ask you what you're like shtick is yeah why do you think people yeah hello did you hear what i said out of the limo something about your lawn right oh yeah you can miss souls i was like are we allowed to swear on this no oh okay then i won't say what i said you can youtube it wasn't it about plowing your how my garden or your fields i dropped an f-bomb and how did you come you came up with that because
Starting point is 00:25:05 someone came to your room and they were like i came up with it actually but i was joking and they're like you should i'm like there's no way they'd air it if i said that yeah they did they did anyway so i went on the bachelor it was the worst experience of my life wait by the way i started watching the bachelor on your season to watch you you're welcome and then i was you're welcome jack you're welcome abc gotcha so i did a batma batma out of the limo and it was the most awkward thing and so i remember walking up to brad womack who is my bachelor and he was standing there and like you're standing face to face and there's all these cameras and it's like somehow it's always wet on the driveway but it's not raining in california it's bizarre yeah they
Starting point is 00:25:41 wet it down just to hope that you right well i was well i don't know i was sitting there and i looked him in the eye and he was like, hello, I'm Brad. And I looked at him. I thought you don't like girls. That's literally what I thought. And you grew up dancing. So you have good gator. I'm amazing. My gator is amazing. So then I was like, I'm going to put that down because at the time of my life, it was a time when I was a little desperado. I was thirsty. I'd been through this horrible breakup. No, I was for sure. Desperado life. Anyway. So my whole life. So I go on the show and week day one or whatever, it was just like a girl had fangs. Like people were so insane. the fangirls i remember that and i just couldn't even wrap my head around it and everyone was so
Starting point is 00:26:22 drunk yeah and i just wasn't drinking that much like i'm drunk right now at this podcast but i was not drunk by the way caitlin she's had one glass of champagne wait is brad out of the closet no so listen here's what happened then i make it past the first night which i know wasn't brad's choice it was definitely the producer's choice because i was a little zany and like up for anything you know they love those there's people right they want to keep me around right that's Then the next day or the next like two days, I was only there for like three days total. I remember he wore a purple tie and a purple shirt and I was like, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Like you don't like girls. And I said to him in passing, I said, oh my gosh, that tie is amazing. I think my best gay has that. And then I got sent. Really? He was like, oh, busted. So then here's a little scoop scoop. i listen allegedly we don't know if he whatever it's fine be whoever you want to be but i don't
Starting point is 00:27:22 think that he slept with that many girls that he is he's not still with the girl he ended up no no no emily right emily maynard oh it was yeah wasn't he the bachelor twice yes so anyway how can you want to go through that no so long story short caitlin is thinking about like oh i you know i think i want to go on the bachelor so she writes me and she's like what do you think and I was like, do not do it. This is the worst. This happened, right? What did I say? Yeah. You're like, that's, that was the worst decision of my life. Don't do it. That you will be humiliated. I was like, Oh my gosh. Was Keltie your only advice giving person? And you went against it. What made you decide otherwise? You can't say no to that kind of opportunity. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:28:02 what else am I going to do? Stay at a restaurant and yeah. Wait, did you send in your own video or did somebody recommend your own? No, my girlfriend did it. Yeah. I just came out of a relationship. I was living in Germany. He played hockey out there and I moved back and she was like, that's it. We're getting you on The Bachelor. You know, the whole like best friend doing. Yeah, totally. Yeah. And then so they actually she put me in for Juan Pablo season. Oh, my God. Yeah. That would have been interesting. Yeah. And apparently she had sent it all in too late. So they kept me on file and they called me like exactly a year later. We kept you on file. Did you have to do a video or anything? No. That's
Starting point is 00:28:38 so weird so you so anyway she goes on the show right you're fine you do great except you get your heart broken yeah and then i knew i thought bachelorette oh i really oh yeah i was like no i was like there's no way i'm not that like bachelorette type no you're like the funniest person and the most personality than anybody you want to hang out more often were you nervous that you weren't going to be the bachelorette in that first episode though like when the guys got to decide yeah kind of wait yeah that what oh you were really good about not talking smack about her because i would have just gone in oh my god i've talked so much to that yeah all i do is yell at my tv at her because i knew that's what they probably wanted but i didn't really love her on
Starting point is 00:29:22 the first or on the bachelor i didn't really get to know her and then once i did i'm like oh she's such a sweetheart that i actually felt bad for both of us being in that position i'm like i don't need to talk smack about her because i just feel sorry for her and myself like yeah whoever goes home that's just sad it's so awful yeah brutal it's really so really historical though yeah you know i want to know about the dresses tell me about the styling of all the gowns i am such a tomboy it's stupid like the fact that i'm even wearing heels right now i'm really proud of myself um but i'm really so going into all the gown like they just give you racks and racks to choose from and i'm like i don't i don't do gowns and then all of a sudden i'm like in sparkly
Starting point is 00:29:59 dresses every single episode i'm like apparently i like rhinestones i'm always wondering that like no there's brands that sponsor it right because there's one brand that has all those crop top gown things oh they wouldn't let me wear crop tops i was all about it on the bachelor and then when i went on the bachelorette i guess i had to like class it up a bit as a crop top connoisseur that offends me don't be offended i was offended by them saying that i'm all about the crop tops no i know your fashion i was like i would wear everything that you have another question do people try to bang chris harrison you'd think so but he's so professional there like also chris harrison has the best job in the entire world honestly can i
Starting point is 00:30:40 get that job he's just goals of life he's a presence too like when he comes into a room you're just like it's crazy he's funny he's hilarious so funny yeah i'm really shocked that they don't try to make did he really try to be your friend and be an advisor or was that just for show no i love him he's probably one of my favorite people that i've met through this whole experience he's really been there for me like even to this day that's amazing because he's done it for so long you think after a while they'd probably phone it in yeah but the fact that he cares and i think that actually comes across when you're watching it yeah i do believe he does i love him there's something that you did on your season i want to get to the present time but i do
Starting point is 00:31:16 want to mention this because we have a lot of women listeners and they're a lot it hit the fan your season because you really like, you sort of changed the game. But honestly, I think any woman that's a real woman and not a judgy woman is like, yes, you need to do things. What I love about this and I think the lesson we can take away from Kaylin's season is that you got to like go and get with the guy that is like, you're hot and you're just wherever it is. If you're on The Bachelorette or you're in a bar or you're in your high school, like get with the guy that's so bad on paper get with a bad boy that everyone hates it's the one your mom won't like but there's the chemistry is just insane do it get that out of your damn system and then pick the good guy yeah
Starting point is 00:32:00 i have a question do you think that if you hadn't done your thing with nick that you would have felt differently in picking the good guy and because there's still that like un like known no i don't know i don't know what it's i mean it was definitely exaggerated on the show too like yeah when when that all happened we had no mics um we had like no one was really even there and i actually was like this isn't right and then it was like that was it yeah and then they made him do you know the whole b-roll in the morning so it looked like he was leaving my place in the morning but he did not spend the night there it was not like this big yeah no so it i probably shouldn't be saying that but i'm like but yeah so it's it was a little blown out of proportion
Starting point is 00:32:47 anyways my mother likes to say you should always test drive a vehicle before you buy it 100 i said that on chris soul season with jimmy kimmel he was like what are you gonna do if chris sleeps with other women in the fantasy suite i'm like you gotta test drive the vehicle especially in like the situation the bachelor because it's like you're basically saying you're gonna marry somebody right how the heck it's kind of a life-changing decision you either have to have sex with them or get a dick pic yeah see what you're buying this is why i want i don't buy clothing online that there's not a picture of i'm certainly not gonna i sign up for a wiener i've never seen i honestly wouldn't date guys until i got a dick pic first in my in my single
Starting point is 00:33:23 life that's a way to live my god get it jack man somehow i'd always get one incredible you must be six three and send me a dick pic six seven requirements okay seven what is the what like what is the thing about sean i mean i follow your instagram i see it it's disgusting it but like what what is it because they didn't show much on the show because if you think about it they're filming how many hours a day seven days a week and they only show an hour of it every monday so he's hilarious and he's got such a good personality and he's such a softy and he's so sentimental and he loves the dog and he just is like such a good person with a good heart and stupidly hot but you know he's passionate about what he cares for and i think on the show
Starting point is 00:34:07 it was that was clear and they they played it as jealousy maybe a little too much but he is so funny he's so kind he's got such a great family he's so hot he's just everything like i feel like they played the the conflict in his situation more than like way that's what people want to see obviously yeah i don't think that they probably showed like any of his personality yeah no they didn't it's sad but i mean now people see it on our snapchat right but people are i think people are really jaded because there have been many seasons where people like i love you forever and then they don't yeah and so this is you're telling us like this is the person like this is your person oh i don't even i just can't wait to like prove everybody wrong i'm like i love
Starting point is 00:34:45 that yeah it's good yeah everyone's like well what are you gonna do differently or like how are you guys different from any other bachelor couple i'm like well we just are i think everybody sees that anyways and you could take any couple like you know on the street and it'd be the same odds like they're probably not gonna work either yeah most people don't yeah has there been a moment since this all went down that you sort of felt like oh i'm the ish like i'm cool like when you saw the cover like your cover your face on us weekly no i hated that when you got to be on i saw you at the american music no the um cmas you're walking the red carpet yeah that was cool except i found out the night before and i wore a freaking terrible maxi dress that like it was terrible
Starting point is 00:35:28 so i was like but i was like i'm on red carpet cmas what am i doing here but this is awesome I'm so jealous. Yeah. Bless you. Bless you. Thank you. And she's back. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Yeah. Most importantly, have you taken him to Edmonton? Yes. Does he understand the like, listen, we love Edmonton, but there's nothing there. Nothing. But I'm actually, well, from Leduc, like a smaller town outside of Edmonton. And he loved it because he's like the kind of small town person. And he grew up in a small town in Connecticut, Windsor Locks.
Starting point is 00:35:58 And so he like loved, that's where I came from. And that's where I grew up. and he appreciated my little town. Did you take him to Tim Hortons? Of course I did. He doesn't like it. I know Tim Hortons. I can't get on board with Tim Hortons.
Starting point is 00:36:09 What? Yeah. You guys have been drinking the Kool-Aid for so long. Yeah. Oh, I just love it. Tim Hortons is delicious. Wait, I thought Tim Hortons was a bagel shop. Am I wrong?
Starting point is 00:36:19 Well, there's bagels there. Donuts. Yeah, it's good. Okay. So I want to know about the celebrities now because you have some celebrity followers. I think Anna Kendrick is one of them. does she follow me i don't who's i know she tweets me yeah she did i have a question about that
Starting point is 00:36:35 because like there's so many celebrities people really like yeah like i had no idea it was insane did you ever get like any crazy tweets from people that you're just like oh my god yeah okay this is this is so canadian of me but do you guys know trailer park boys yes no you don't what is it oh it's been a long time honey okay i'm not gonna get into it because it's such it's a weird thing to explain but one of the trailer park boys it's like a canadian terrible quality show i was so pumped he tweeted me oh my god you're like i don't care about chris jenner but trailer park yeah five i can't think of because people didn't tag me in it but i know like sean penn was a fan and he said he was like team caitlin on jimmy kimmel and it was when they already took my phone
Starting point is 00:37:15 away so i'm sitting there in a hotel room by myself watching jimmy kimmel and sean penn was like yeah i'm team caitlin and i was like i can't tell anybody about this i can't snapchat it i can't I'm like, oh, that's going crazy because they take your phone away. I got to be honest. I'm like, I was actually super jealous of the fact these girls know my plight of Instagram. I've been really trying to get my followers up. I'm slowly growing at 35.1. Hey, that's good.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Did you get the 0.1? I got the 0.1. I got like four new followers a day. And I watched you go from like 23 followers to like 1.2 million in like two weeks. And I thought, that not great girl. i'm so mad at her take that you i feel like i should win an award are they fake did you buy them no key i didn't even know that was possible somebody called me out but you know what happened michelle money apparently had like quite a bit of following and it happened when it was after
Starting point is 00:38:08 women tell all and chris soul season and i went out with her but nobody was supposed to know that i was off the show yet because it hadn't aired yet and she had um instagrammed a picture that i was in and then had to delete it the next day but i already got like so many followers from that and then it just kept going and then after Bachelorette, I was like, oh my gosh, but I still don't know how you buy them. They're like bots. So you're saying your followers are real? They're real. I hate you so
Starting point is 00:38:32 much. Because I think there's some program where sometimes they go and clean that up and you can lose like thousands. So I promise they're real. What kind of photos get the most likes? Is it you and Sean together or is it you working out? I can post one of me and I'm like, dang, I look really good
Starting point is 00:38:48 in that photo. Like a nice fire selfie? Yeah. And I'm like, this is going to get some serious likes. but it only gets like 50,000. I'm like, wait, how many? And I get so mad. I post one with Sean and it's like two seconds later
Starting point is 00:39:00 and we get like 100,000. Life's so hard for you, Caitlin. I know. Believing in love. I know. I feel like that's another good thing that's come. I feel like we've really
Starting point is 00:39:09 inspired people. Yeah. You have. They're like, I want my Sean B. I'm like, you go get him. Don't settle until you have a Sean B.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Who is your celebrity that you stalk that you still think, I'm Hollywood now. I want to be friends with you. oh that's a good question i have one for sure i just i feel like i'm on the spot right now and i can't think of it all right well get back to us i'll think about that one think about it most importantly i know that you're from alberta so you drank the same water as i did growing up
Starting point is 00:39:34 do you have an inspirational mantra or mirror message that you taped to your mirror like for instance i just printed one out of my office that says that says don't ask for permission, go get it. You know what I'm going to buy you one day? Is that stupid poster that's the cat that says
Starting point is 00:39:55 hang in there. Classic. That's a classic. I give myself mirror high fives. I'm like, you know, it's going to be a good day. That's good. You high five yourself. Who doesn't like a good high five?
Starting point is 00:40:11 It's less lame than me. less lame it's less lame but it's still kind of but the fact that i have one and i had an answer for that do you do you actually do that though yes okay appreciate not very often but if i'm like really feeling myself that day i'll do it okay we want to get into um some of the wedding details okay because honestly there's nothing more than we that we like to watch than a wedding or divorce yeah what is your wedding hashtag the booth stows oh but i'm i don't know i just that just that's what we call ourselves but now i'm thinking i'm like but i'm gonna become a booth so it wouldn't be booth still anymore because my last name won't be bristow i feel like there's so
Starting point is 00:40:48 many good puns you could do it for booth yeah yeah booth me i don't know i'm not gonna have very many answers for this because i suck at planning anything well here's the thing do you have a date is there a date for the wedding no are you nervous about that because you got to tie this up he's babe yeah but he's not going anywhere you don't think He's obsessed with you? He's obsessed with her. He loves me. We are like, no, we are two peas in a pod.
Starting point is 00:41:15 He's not going anywhere. He's like the most loyal person I've ever met in my life. When is his birthday? May 18th. So he's a Taurus? Oh, he's close to me. Is that what that means? Is that a Taurus?
Starting point is 00:41:23 Yeah, it is. Okay. Those are good, solid people. Yeah. He's very loyal. Yep. Loyal. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:29 When you do get married, big dress, small dress. I know. I want to know your dress. I want to go back to that for just a second. He has only had one other relationship, but it was for almost like eight years. Eight? Yeah.

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