LadyGang - LADY MOST LIKELY

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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Hello, hello, hello, Lady Gang. This is obviously not Becca. It's Jack. I have a little PSA for you for this episode. We were so busy recording our holiday episode and we're so excited about that that we got a little frazzled and we didn't realize that this was a quickie and today is Tuesday. Such a good way to start out 2025 and very Lady Gang of us. But I promise it's a good episode. So happy listening. Happy New Year and we love you guys. it's time for a quickie podcast one presents the lady gang the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanek let's make this quick hello hello hello welcome to lady gang quickie i am here with jack and kelty and i am becca

my coffee hasn't kicked in yet and she's wearing a white sock you know how it thrills me i am too but like what am i supposed to i am not doing bare feet i'm selling my feet on the internet now i can't put these babies out i know it's true what am i supposed to be in a cable knit i actually what are you in she's barefoot i'm barefoot in an old slipper which are getting my my fake proud of slippers are getting worn out they're so just so so sad yeah they're really getting worn out what makes it wear things out so so quickly hey at least she likes makes use for purchases this is like a year old it's a year i think it's what it looks like you went hiking in there well i wear them every day and i wear them out into the world which is the problem are you

okay yeah i wear them here and then i wear them to work so they're really it's just a shoe it's not really a slipper it's supposed to be a house slipper what i want is like a clog birkenstock that's fluffy like a slipper but can also be worn outside no my boston ones that i have you can do like a fuzzy inside you can yeah but is it real goat like I can't have a real shirt oh the no walk on a baby goat that's not a baby goat they just shave the sheep yeah they live they live to tell um I really like that brand um Rome oh yeah it's like my it is my house official house shoe oh they're fluffy they're cute it was like Oprah's favorite things at one point that I had many of the pairs of shoes and they're suitable enough to go out in the world in, but you can also wear

them as a house shoe. They're very large, which I like. Yeah. I'm hoping someone gets me a house shoe for the holidays this year. Okay. House shoe. Um, I gotta tell you something. I know we don't like to talk about a dream, but I, I'm having a lot of stress this morning because I had a dream last night that I was competing in my first drag competition. You already did drag. Yeah. And I had to do a hairdo and I couldn't get the hairdo to be like slicked enough. Oh. And I kept looking for lash. Like I couldn't find lashes. I had to borrow lashes. Like it was like, I wasn't ready to be the star that I am. That's always my anxiety dream is that I'm trying to get ready for something like it's usually a show and that I cannot get my makeup. I can't find the things

that I need. And every time I think I'm done, I have to go get something else. Yeah. I hate those dreams. Mine's like that. But my anxiety dream is trying to get somewhere and I can't get there like your car is not working yeah like everything is like slowing me down and i can't get to the place where everybody is so sad so stressful okay so today's episode is called lady most likely okay and we are going to quiz each other on each other okay but the categories are very strange okay okay great so like superlatives yes but this is a very fun game that i feel like we could make the list and put it out for the girls to like play at, you know, bachelor parties and things like that. Okay. Lady most likely to have a messy room. Kelty. Is your room ever messy?

I know the answer's me. I don't want it to be me. I can have a messy room. My mess comes from when I'm overwhelmed and too busy. Cause then I'll like drop, I'll like put one thing on the floor And then I'm like, I'm too busy to pick that up. So I guess I'm going to put another thing on the floor. But when my life is together, I'm not busy or I'm not messy, but same. So it could be me, but like last night I got undressed and I had this like turtleneck sweater on and I was like, going to just throw it on the floor. And then instead I was like, just hang it up, Kelty.

And then it will already be back in your closet where it's meant to be. So hard to do that though. God, it's like, I'm 12. It's really hard. It's like a mental walk. I can't get into my bed if things are messy. Right. but i'm not i'm a little dirty too like i think messy like when you come into my house you're

not like oh her house is dirty no none of us are messy people like that we're not dirty like we're not grimy like your car can get dirty right disgusting yeah i found an old french fry i haven't had a french fry in like six months and i found one and it like was in a place where i should have noticed it before my car is very kelty right now it is yeah it's proud of you it's a mess okay most likely to take forever to make a decision jack vanek me jack then queen of indecisiveness i'm doing this right now with my house oh i can't pick it there are you still trying to pick a bathroom tile well please tell me you picked a bathroom tile that was three months ago not yet so no but it's for our guest bathroom i have a new bathroom we're doing we weren't going

to renovate it but now we are so this is a new decision to be made right i'm working with these girls let me get their name really quick because they're amazing um they do handmade tiles out of oregon kyback tile they actually tried to reach out to you when you were redoing your house anyways there's two girls and they hand paint tiles they're amazing but they're like we can do any color you you want to do and i'm like no any color have you seen it have you been to the pantone factory i know so now she's like trying to make me like swatches and she's like oh this is this idea is completely different than the one you sent me yesterday oh no oh i know i feel that i like admitted to her i'm like this is my i'm very indecisive so i was like please help me but yeah

the answer is me the answer is you for sure what is that is it it's like perfectionism and thinking i'm especially it's like how i was with my wedding it's like such an well i think it's such an important decision that will be like a long-lasting decision so i don't want to do it wrong and i don't want to make a mistake analysis paralysis yeah it is so i'm like i'm gonna have to be looking at this forever it's so expensive to fit to fix like yeah I just don't want to make the wrong choice but I do that with everything is Jared this is he more passionate decision maker um he's just an he just doesn't care about design stuff and he also knows that I care so much yeah but also I have a question for you like when you do finally make the decision in hindsight are do

you ever regret it not usually okay so it works so yeah it does yeah it just takes a while I just need to get there on my own yeah that's how my dad is like I'm very much like my dad in a lot of these ways like he takes him a long time to get to the point but like when he's there it's like now it's like made yeah it takes a long time because we still haven't seen the wedding video from around his neck and it's been over a year you also just have to if you know yourself you have to just do it without punishing those around you as much as possible i know that's what's hard i know it's like you have these nice girls that are doing these tiles for you i know that's why i'm like trying to like she i just this conversation just happened yeah so i'm like

send me some color swatches and we'll make a decision i'm very up front with it yeah you are you're very and i've learned this about you like even when we were putting together lady world like jack if you go to the lady world lady world.co and you look at this website every piece of that website was designed by jack like the font the color but like all those photos that you see like we didn't just pull those from like google images like you went in to this paint program we create like oh yeah she's not a stock image kind of she's not a stock image no no i was like there will be no stock images on this website yeah and so it's just like it's very crazy but like nicole who works for topeka she's like one of the people making the festival with us she would be like

ah ah ah and i was like jack let her do her thing and i was like it will come it will be amazing it will get done i was like but you cannot like jack eta on the jack it just drives her more crazy i was like it's tempo to jacqueline it's my new thing like jack time yeah and like it will get done it will be better than anyone could make and listen i always get done by a deadline i wasn't late on the deadline it just i'm like an 11 11 and now we know to give you the deadline like four days before we actually want to see it because like, you know, Oh, I shouldn't tell you that. Don't tell her. Okay. I don't know what's happening, but I hit a deadline. I'm never late. I always, you're not late, but like the deadline, this is what's so funny. People want it before

the deadline, but I'm like, then give me a, give me a before day. Exactly. Like you're like, Hey, I need it by Tuesday. But for me, Tuesday is like Tuesday work day. Like when we're working and Jack's like, no, no 11th hour, Tuesday by 11 59 PM. I will get it. I will turn it into you. So you have to really think about like, as if you're traveling to London, like what day is the end of the day? No, I'll use it at like the earliest time zone. I'm like, Oh, we're actually in Hawaii time. Yeah, exactly. Now back to the lady gang. Okay. Most likely to not know what day it is. i actually am giving this to becca since she had ford you know what day it is but because you're

in austin it's not your fault no it's less i don't struggle with my days i my cross to bear is the time change time change it's a mother yeah yeah it's a mother like central time your central time yes but the problem is is everything we schedule is on pacific time yeah so if you so if i get an email saying can you guys here's some windows of time then i have to in my head do the math and i already can't retain really hard math of plus two no it's that i can't retain numbers so if you're like okay from 9 to 11 on friday i have to go okay so that's 11 to 1 yeah on friday but then i can't remember if and then i go to confirm and i'm like but wait what was the original pacific time again yeah so it's like a shit show there's got to be an app that would

like automatically change your email to your time zone maybe it's the gemini on maybe that's the solution yeah but no now that my kid is in school i have to know what day it is all the time because on friday i have to bring his nap roll and on wednesday nap roll the thing that they sleep in for their you bring a nap they don't just put you on the carpet god remember that no it's like a sleeping bag they shoot ford has a sleeping bag they all have sleeping bags that they sleep in it's the cutest thing actually used to complain about his amazon one with dinosaurs on it that it wasn't comfortable enough so then i had to do research on and all these moms were like i had the same problem this woman on ebay makes the most amazing memory phone nap memory foam nap roll

and i switched out for him and he goes that was more comfortable mama oh oh he wants to live in the lap of luxury my son yeah so anyways i do now because there's so many things like on fridays he has to return his book to the library like once you become a parent it's so it's impossible to forget the freaking day of the week unfortunately or else you're gonna leave your kid at school one day exactly or forget to take him yeah most likely to spend money on something ridiculous kelty for sure yeah i just bought a bob mackie that's what you're allowed to do i know what was that i'm gonna wear it during award season oh i just have always like i just love share and i love bob mackie and i have just always like and i met him at the tony's a few years ago and like

gushed and then he has this documentary coming out so he's been top of mind and i just was like i've been looking forever and sometimes they have them on real real and different like you know and i was just like i don't know but they're they're never good ones like not that there's a bad bob mackie but it's not like zendaya level bob mackie yeah and then it was on the site tab vintage and i saw this one with a unicorn and i felt like it was meant to be because like unicorn used to be my favorite animal i mean it before me or kitten not real and i had a how much was the dress it was 2200 which is a lot of money but i gotta be honest if you go on revolve and you try to buy a gown oh yeah the bronx and banco is trying to give you a gown for 1600 right now and that's not there's

no collectability like there's no resale it's fast fashion yeah so i'm like i'm gonna invest in this thing and what does it look like did you ever try it on yeah it's like black long sleeve has like a bat wing and then the back is like a v like it's kind of like a it's like a wrap dress but in the back oh pretty remember that Celine Dion when she wore like the suit jacket backwards oh yeah it kind of gives that vibe because it's like it wraps and then like clips in the back cute and then it's kind of like a high neck it just slinks like Olsen style like you put it on and it's just kind of like and it's really heavy and it just has a giant like glitter unicorn that has like purple eyeshadow on like it's just cute i can't wait to wear it yeah an investment piece

yeah and then like i mean i do less than a bag it's less than a bag it's true and then i might frame it after i wear it and like that's cool and it's art multi-use okay uh most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse i feel like kelsey would same same because i would outsmart them you're just you're just scrappier yeah you're like jack would be the first to die i was just thinking who would be the first to die you guys no i might actually i'm suspicious you would be like it yeah take me i'm suspiciously capable yeah no you are under pressure no you are under pressure under pressure like you you don't share that information with people because you don't want them to ask you to do it but like if i needed you build a campfire you could and i think i'd be

good under crisis but like i just think you she would have it in your soul she does like kelty i know we haven't seen yellow jackets or you guys haven't but kelty would you would be the one really my friend has a pill box of like end of the world pills like what it's like enough of something to be able to off yourself in case the end is coming you know if it's like shut uh-huh up like the asteroids and that would be me that would mean i do not want to live one second past whatever the end of the world moment is for us the funny thing about the apocalypse and people being like preparing for it i'm like but we all die right like that's the point is we're all dying yeah there's no there's no amount of canning foods that's gonna save you from the apocalypse i guess

unless it is like an asteroid hitting somewhere else on the earth that's i don't know i don't know i don't want to talk about it something's really dark yeah no yeah i don't know okay yes do you have like an end of the world plan with your significant other well i've thought of this jared like to like die a place to meet oh well jared like a place to meet and then also chris and i have like we've had the conversation about like how bad we could get injured or hurt before we would want to die to like pull the plug do you know what i mean well that's like So is this like an apocalypse or is this like I'm in a coma in the hospital? You were talking about apocalypse.

You're talking about like being sick in the hospital. But then that's where my brain went. But like we can go back to apocalypse. Yeah, when we did our trust and will and all that stuff, there's like stipulations you can get very specific about. Like if I'm not going to have any brain activity, I don't want you to keep my body alive, that type of thing. What the hell is that called again? No, you're like the person that makes the decision? No.

i know this is gonna be really people are screaming at us i know i'll think of it okay anyway no apocalypse but with the apocalypse okay i've talked about this before i think but jared's parents are like light preppers like they have jugs what's his her name again your mom gwen gwen and so they have a cabin up in the woods and um oh my god i was gonna say australia arizona that is the perfect place to go if shit goes sideways power of attorney power of attorney yeah thank god so that's where i would go most likely to cry at a sad movie me for sure um also me that's why i can't watch them because i don't want to cry dread dread dread dread dread but no sickness that's this is you know how i said i don't like to listen to music because it affects

my emotions too much ford prefers music in the car on the way to school and i cry on the way to school often music are you listening to anything it can be benson boone i will cry As beautiful as I cry, please say, I want you, I need you, oh God. What if he came from American Idol? Yeah, he'd be left. No, he left. Yeah, because he's like, I'm too good for this. Shut up.

He got like through, and then he was like, wait, I am talented, and he left. That's what he said? Yes. I mean, that's true. And I think someone, I think there's a story of somebody like telling him, you need to leave, because you are going to be successful no matter what, and you don't want to owe it to this franchise. No, because once you sign the contract, you're locked in.

Wow, good for him. He's so cute. I love his vibe. I love him. He's kind of like Freddie Mercury. He is Freddie Mercury. Yeah. You're listening to The Lady Gang.

Okay, who is most likely to have the most bizarre phobia? Jack. For sure. Jack. If this olive was canned on a Tuesday, I can't do that. well i have like the spit phobia like i hate spit me too it's so gross like what kind of how do you kiss i mean barely barely no we'll make out but like anything like if there's spit on skin or spit just like i think spit is the nastiest thing in the world like it gives me i would much rather

deal with boogers like yeah it's ford's boogers than his spit oh i'd rather deal with shit like any like anything other than what if your significant other wants to lick your body um that's okay i don't like i guess i'd have to shower right after right away yeah that and dirty dishes and i'd rather literally clean poop off the ground than wash a dirty dish wow whoa it grosses me out you're right so then they're not phobias so then do you like what how do you deal with that you just rinse it immediately and put it in the dishwasher yeah like i don't like like sit you don't want to sit there yeah and then there's like old food yeah see she got it most likely to binge an entire series in one day jack yeah but

yeah yeah yeah but it would be a series no one else is watching well love island she was an early adopter early adopter she's a pioneer i really was okay most likely to invent something useful probably kelsey randomly maybe becca no what are we i have no you have great ideas your follow-through is well it's not that my follow-through is i just don't have any skills to follow through with a lot of these things there you go that's like how my mom has really good ideas thank you i'm a creative director all these years ago when we first started lady gang becca had an amazing idea they have it now oh oh yeah yeah yeah you could get these like kubik zirconia ring sent to your house like warby warby to try it on to try on at your house yeah

either in secret or like we did in my defense we actually had a full business model and a trademark and a trademark but we were told like basically there was no um margin like there was no we we took it to this part like this entrepreneur like consultant guy they're like what it would cost to make all the things it would cost this it just wouldn't be something that like you could grow make money on make money on it's like you'd because it's so i wonder how these people are doing it you'd have to like present it in a really nice spot like everything couldn't be shitty although now you could probably do it shittily because yeah everyone's getting everything shittily through amazon yeah that people shittily shittily is my favorite word

okay most likely to forget their anniversary me i don't know dates i literally can't remember i thought for so long that our anniversary was December 2nd. And Zach's like, it is December 3rd, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3. That's the only way I remember. So easy. Oh, cause 12, 12, 3. I can't remember. Oh my God. I have such a good story about your wedding. I just was at a dinner. I can't believe I left the house like last week. And I was sitting there and I was talking about this. I'm looking at this property in Mexico maybe to get, and I, or I was going to my friend's condo and i was like yeah it's right behind the new amman in this side of cabo and he was like oh that's my amman and i was like what and i was like i mean i don't know who this his name was henry

i was like that's insane like it's your mom well actually like a vc owns it so it's not one person i think he must work for it or be a part of that or whatever okay also amman is like a massive luxury resort and becca got married at one yes and then he goes yeah and i have one in jackson hole. And I was like, I went to a wedding there. And he was like, wait, what? And then he had no idea. And I sent him that Becca had a wedding there. Why would he know? No, he, he, I do know after we got married there, they switched ownership. Yes. I don't think he was there. So he hadn't seen it, but he said they really only have six weddings a year. It's very elite and they don't allow a lot of weddings. And I, I sent him, I text him at the table, your bride's

article of the wedding. And I was like, it was so beautiful, blah, blah, blah. And he was like, oh wow and he told me that when you went down the stairs for Rebecca's wedding to the right was like the dinner area and to the left just was sort of like a weird it was great for the wedding sitting area it's like a sitting area they're getting rid of that and they're putting another restaurant interesting yeah anyway yeah so I met I met the guy it's his it's his Amman no it was owned by I can't remember like they were not from they were not from the United States it was like a company out of another place Prince of Dubai it was something like that and then recently like since our wedding it was like a vc situation took it over anyway so they might have new rules now i

got in before it was really elite but i relived it through that at that dinner you're so beautiful i know thank you it's the worst day of my life god they always are when you took your hair down it was amazing anyway okay lady most likely we were what not here for a long time that's it there's no more questions we should do another episode with them you like they're fun oh damn I had a good idea. Thank you so much. We'll see you next time on Lady Most Likely. We...

Weren't here for a long time. We're here for a likely time. Lady Gang is produced by Podcast One with podcasting production assistance from Steve Delameter, Derek Haley, editing by Jared Monaco, and social support from Kali Carrera, and mastermind evil genius from Kelty Knight.