LadyGang - LadyGang Pleads The Fifth!

Episode Date: April 24, 2018

The Ladies are pulling out a special treat for you--the ladies are playing with the popular app game and take their turn shelling out the most scandalous answers you've ever heard--including threesomes, face punches, and so much more! Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at [e-mail].  And thank you to today's sponsors: - Amazon: Shop using Amazon.com/shop/LADYGANG to keep the podcast FREE! - CareOf: Go to TakeCareOf.com and use promo code LADYGANG to get 25% off your first month’s order of vitamins - MedMen: Visit any MedMen location today and mention the LadyGang for $10 off your order - ThirdLove: Go to ThirdLove.com/LADYGANG to get 15% off your first purchaseSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.

Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. I'm Becca Tobin with Kelty Knight and Jack Vanek. Hello, ladies. Oh, my God. Should we give a special shout-out to Jordan? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Jordan is recording this episode of Lady Gang. It's her... So if it sounds like shit, it's her fault. Yeah, everything is Jordan's fault. We keep messing up, but somehow it's not her fault. We're doing our best. Somehow, I'm just doing it all.

What's happening? Well... We finally hung up our neon sign in the Lady Gang office, and honestly, I feel like it's legit. It looks so good. It looks so good. It does. We have a whole new ambiance in here.

It's like shower curtains and our Esty ribbons backgrounds. Etsy. Etsy. But that's legit. When you invest in a neon sign, you're real. That's true. Anyway. All right.

Well, we're in a pretty studio, and we have an oscillating Dyson fan that we're borrowing, But if Dyson wants to send us, like, our own, we'd love that. I think Dyson would be a great sponsor. They would. I love their vacuum. I mean, okay, you guys are just falling asleep at the wheel. And now it's time for... Good week.

Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no. I have to go first this week. I'm sorry. Go, go, go. It's very rare that I, like, make myself go first. That is true.

Rare? I feel like this is... No, I think it's true. I'd never go first. I think it's one of those things you're practicing. Oh, maybe Jack's the one that's always like, I'm going first because you're afraid you're going to forget. I like to get it over with.

OK, so bad week. I'm going to a fancy red carpet as I do. OK. And the show doesn't pay for a car to get me there. And I don't think there's anything worse than wearing like a really ridiculous, beautiful outfit that I have like fully rented that's Gucci or whatever. And then getting in my Mini Cooper and like driving myself and then parking and then like walking through the parking lot with my Gucci outfit on. I agree. So a lot of times what I'll do and they say it's OK is I'll take an Uber to the event and then I'll take an Uber X home. Right. So I thought I was going to a really fancy event And I was like you know what I'm going to treat myself To show up like a boss In an Uber XL Like I'm coming in a suburban

Because that Nobody drives in a limo anymore Nobody comes in a town car If you're Kim Kardashian You're coming in a sprinter van Or a big suburban right So I was like I'm going to get myself an Uber XL

And I'm going to like Show up to this hotel Like I'm the shit in my big dress I'm going to be amazing So then guess what showed up To take me to said red carpet Oh no A minivan

Oh, hell yeah. Because minivans. No, you have to do Uber Black. Black. That's a black car. No, what's the one above Uber Lux? Is that? That's the Suburbans.

Oh, shoot. So I just chose the wrong one. I got an Uber XL, and I was like, oh, fine, the big Suburban's going to come. And it was like a gray minivan with an automatic sliding door. And I was like, well, it's already here. So I got in, and I went. And I'm a loser. Did you get dropped off like a block away?

No, I went right up. And I was like, thanks, Mom. And then I went in. So it was like a shitty white minivan that like the door was. No, it was. Oh, it was? It was like a gray mom van. Like an old ice cream van.

Yes. It was the same. Honestly, I think the Uber Xs are nicer because they're usually like a Prius or something. Yeah. This was worse. Okay, good week. You guys. What?

I had an orgasmic massage. Now, I know this makes me sound like, oh, 1%. I can't ask all people problems. But I love a massage. Like, that is my thing. Like, when I go to a town or I have time off, I'm like, what do I want to do today? I want to get a massage. And there's so many times that I'm in different places.

I can't get the same massage therapist over and over again. And so you're like, it's luck of the draw. Is this going to be? That's why I hate it. Is this going to be a great massage or is this going to be a shit massage? I had this massage and she was like digging into my cranium in places. I had stress in between my little brain. Where did she live?

I don't even know. It was in New York. And it was made shout out. Well, I don't know her name. Where was it? And I don't want to tell you where it was because it was at a similar place that I had visited before and gave you a bad review of one member when i told you guys um that i was the um only one naked at the spa yeah yeah it was the same place so the massage was good but the spa

section of it was bad anyway it was the best massage ever and i love to get a massage and i was just so happy that i had a massage that's all love it okay jack jack okay i haven't been paying attention to what you're saying like at all because i was trying to look up something for my good week i'm just going to say it anyways um my good week is that there is a jack vanek store in new york city and i don't know what the address is and i was trying to find it so you could tell everyone address yeah because i've been there like a million times but i can't find it on google right now you know the like cross streets i think it's on neighborhood park avenue it's in midtown somewhere it's where the old buzzfeed product labs were somebody thank you

so much for taping this episode of lady gang be nice to jordan i didn't know what i did she's like she's yelling at you not jordan oh don't be so close she wants you to know don't be so i've never podcast before it's my first time yeah um so close still i am yeah you didn't move your position at all what about now um no it's on park avenue somewhere i'm so stupid with manhattan geography i've been there a million times and i can never figure out where jack it's your store you've got to know what your cross streets are I know, I had it in my phone and then I can't find it now, but anyways

somebody else look it up is it permanent? it's for like a couple months and it's so cute, I have discovered that I am really good at flower arrangements, because I did a bunch of flower arrangements for the store I was making little flower balls I thought you were just doing that for fun

and I was worried yes I have all this free time no, but it's great because I haven't really announced it yet because i actually would love to take a picture in front of it and i haven't been in new york since then um but people are just like randomly finding it and tagging me in it so it's really cool you're so famous so famous so yeah go buy some stuff and it's pretty cute so my bad week is um there's this thing going on it's called bare minimum twitter and it is the most depressing

thing ever because it's basically women getting so excited about their boyfriends or their husbands or whatever for doing the bare minimum it's like one girl was like oh you know i will marry the next guy that turns my car on in the winter to warm it up or like oh my god get yourself a guy that'll open the door for you and i'm like is this what we've come to this is what we've come to as a society that it's like you will get wiped up to the next man that knows how to like cook a meal i love it it is so sad i feel bad for everybody including myself my tour my nickname on tour was bare minimum becca that's amazing because i really like to find the best the laziest way to do something for the best results oh yeah like the yeah that's pretty much how i

work bare minimum but i i try to call it smart that's working it is but that's kelty's nightmare this is the opposite of me oh you'll just like do something like the most ever just because i tried will you let it happen for me no mine also correlates with how much money i'm making yes you get what you pay for guys okay my good week is that i took a week and i deleted my instagram app and it was amazing did you post it all um yeah but you can just like post it and walk away from it and be done but how'd you delete the app if you're posting on it i have somebody who helps me oh thanks for blowing up my spot i do have somebody who will occasionally help me um and so like i i know what's going up like i'm the one actually like

crafting it but sometimes i'm not the one who actually like pushes got it said said so in this particular week i i actually was like hey i need a break like i need a break that's so nice it was amazing it was so nice i found that i wasn't wasting time has anybody else realized that sometimes you'll be at home and you'll be so excited to have the house to yourself or a couple hours to kill and you look up and you realize you've been on your phone the whole time and you have not felt happier you've not felt healthier learn anything learn anything you're wasting oh i literally think now when i'm scrolling through instagram that i'm gonna die like this is this is how i'm choosing to have my life it's going to expire at one point in time and i've

spent my time doing this it was amazing if your job is not on need like necessary to be on instagram just get off forever i wanted to stay off forever and i can't wait i don't want to mark my words no mark my words there's a number in my mind 40 no the amount of money oh so there's a number in my mind that if i'm making that much money it's going away forever like doing yeah okay how will you promote the lady gang podcast episodes good question not my problem why don't you just turn your instagram over to somebody else to do what you're saying it's expensive though to have somebody do that for you all the time yeah you know what i mean we'll work on it you're not there we'll give it no i'm not there yet like i still have to actually like do it unfortunately to make

money what was your bad week okay by that kelsey's like so anal today she's psycho i'm trying to move things along people like hearing from us people like hearing what we have to say we have whole podcast dedicated to us talking in our opinions so god forbid i take my time um and now i've forgotten my bad when i'm so rich no i think everybody should have those goals what's our number you don't have to do what you don't like to do okay well we can't talk about our number let's not talk about money but now i can't remember my bad week wasn't that oh no that was your good week all right we'll just wait until you think about it you gotta have one do you have I did.

I had one. It obviously wasn't that bad. Oh. It's that after the renovation, I didn't realize that what comes next is putting things back where they belong and organizing, and it sucks. Yeah. And you spend a million dollars on the container store. Container store is the nemesis, but you go in there and you're like, oh, obviously I

need something to organize my tampons with, so I'll bring this $16.99 drawer. And then you get home and you're like, this is just plastic. It's like the Sephora of home goods. At what point is it too much? never in my opinion but doesn't it just complicate it when i look at stuff on instagram with like these organizational like the pantry is too much right just have your toilet paper on the shelf you don't need a basket of toilet paper and also like the people that take their cereals and like their flour and like put them in separate i'm like a how do you know when that expires because

you're throwing the box away and b is it doesn't that take so much of your life away just transferring all those things from their boxes. I'm assuming the people we see on Instagram that do that are so rich that it's like a nanny or an assistant doing that. When I get super famous and rich, I'm going to tell Elena that I want my cornflakes in a bottle. Do you think Elena is going to be putting her cornflakes in a bottle?

I hope they expire and you don't know when. And they'll be non-crispy. When we come back, we're going to play a fun game of Plead the Fifth. Now back to the Lady Gang. We are back. Now listen, we often do an Allegedly What's Happening But I do want to let Lady Gang listeners in on a little secret.

One of our top ten episodes of all time is when Lady Gang played Never Have I, Never Would I Ever. Never Have I Ever? Never Have I Ever. Really? People loved that. Yeah. So I found an app called Plead the Fifth, and I've entered our player names, Jack, Becca, and Kelty, into it. Now what happens is I'm going to hand you it.

Jack, I think you're going to be first. Are we going to be able to play this, like, through the podcast? Are they going to know what's happening? Yeah, so what you're going to do is you're going to get the question. Okay. And then you have to read the question, and then you have to answer it. Okay. Which player is most likely to hit a parked car and drive away?

I'm answering this? We all have to, right? Oh. No, you have to. Go ahead. You have to answer it. I would say Becca. No way.

Really? I am more afraid of karma than anybody in the whole world. Drive away? Be like, sorry, peace out, you'll never know it's me? I was going to guess you too, actually. if it was my question. Really? Yeah.

I mean, it would never be you. Hell no. It would never be Kelty. And I feel like I'd just be too scared. I don't know if I'd be that concerned with karma. Thanks, guys. Okay. So now, if Jack, if you prick answer and not plead the fifth, you have to press answer.

Uh-oh. And then Becca's question's going to come up. Oh, okay. I get it. I get it. Do I push reveal the next question? I think so, yeah. Did you even look at this app?

Yeah, I did. I played it, but I can't remember. No, see, now it's asking me, what's the worst thing you've ever done to a stranger? To a stranger? Mm-hmm. what mine is are we all answering these no it's just becca but you can answer what she thinks of hers yeah what's yours i just remembered when i ran into that lady at the grove when i had my period and i got my period kind of on her oh but it's unintentional count sure oh yeah well that's

gotta be a lot of things i can't nothing is coming to mind you got some of your period on someone yeah she was her wasn't it at a live event that you told that story no no no but i on the podcast i mean and then some girl wrote a shitty review so you're gonna plead the fifth then but i'm not pleading the fifth because i'm scared to reveal i just can't think of anything can we come back to it okay sure great this game is going great okay reveal next question kelty kelty which player thinks they are more attractive than they really are that is probably me because you guys hate yourselves yeah that's true so savage yeah actually that's literally true yeah i didn't want to say it becca but i think like i would say that you don't think you're more

attractive than you really are i think you know what you look like as opposed to most women who are like i look like an ogre shrek and like you really don't that's literally like you're kind of like i get it i'm pretty where me and jack are like we are all guys i feel like i look like a troll yeah yeah okay good one answer reveal next question jack if you could only save one player from a fire right now who would it be and why damn savage let me think about this it's too bad i don't have children yet because you would have said me that's true i'm thinking like who could i like have something hanging over their heads more for saving their life what that's such a weird or like who's gonna help you get more stuff done once you save them honestly if kelty dies the

lady gang ends so you can save her yeah if it's just you and i it's gone and i feel like yeah that's true it's over and be like bye see you later at the bungalow or never bye okay because i have all this free time to go to the bungalow i never had before not that lady gang's gone no yeah it's true wait reveal next question okay what exercise should the person to your right do more at the gym who's on your right me oh god right after the question that we thought we looked like trolls you look like a troll and you need to do your butt at the gym i'm so sad please be nice my self-esteem is so low do you go to the gym at all no yeah exactly so she needs to do anything anything cardio a weight lift there's not something on your body that i'm blatantly like

oh that girl needs to fix her blah blah blah but i think for the amount of crop tops you're wearing sure abs it's abs kidding no because her abs are pretty good no she's great let's check out your abs she has a really flat tummy oh you do well that's annoying i would say my well i don't know what would you say i think like probably my legs because i don't like how i look in shorts oh okay Becca, by the way, this is your second round that you've, like, totally scapegoated. Are you kidding me, Jack? I literally just answered Jack's question for her about saving you from a burning building. If I'm left out there hanging out to dry, like, I'm sorry.

Okay. Ooh, Kelty, what's the worst thing you've ever done while driving? That's really easy. Texting. No, way worse. I peed in the dog bed, remember, while I was going down the highway? I once pulled my tampon out and threw it out the window If you had to punch one person

Playing this game who would it be and why You saved Kelty From the burning building Can you not choose me to punch in the face I already died in a burning building today That's true I mean I guess But who have you wanted to punch more in real life

You just because sometimes you'll like Email us or text us at like 1130 at night And it's sometimes the same thing we've already talked about It's like an email I've already answered i'm punchable today though i feel like we're all on fire today today's like okay at least i know when i'm i'm pmsing so oh this is a dumb one which player needs the most botox not none i mean none we already have the most botox oh kelty which player do you think lies to their significant other the most well that's kind of sad there's only one option no but when you have a significant

another oh oh let me think jordan what do you think i feel like becca and zach have like a pretty healthy relationship oh my god thank you so much i was gonna say i think becca lies the most no because she's an actress you don't lie about anything actually the other day someone was talking about what's the worst quality like the worst trait and i think liars sometimes it's necessary like i'm a firm believer in a white lie yeah but as far as just blatant lying i know people who must lie 200 times a day oh yeah to me that's just gross and it's also you're being a coward because you're not able to like live your best life i are the most blunt humans on the planet so even if i have something like that's hard to say i'm gonna say it yeah also it's just you know

what you campaigned well i think it's jack thank you i can't lie i get so red and hot and sweaty like i physically cannot lie so when i'm like hey jack do you have that thing done and you're like sweating and you're like yeah yeah it's at home are you lying yes no she doesn't lie she just won't answer i deflect yeah she's like well let me check when i'm like sure i'll do ads i don't know about this bio though okay if i had to say one thing about the player to my left to warn off a prospective mate what would it be who's on your left becca i mean do you not know direction seriously we're opposite each other well then just flip it your left is my let's think of us and like

we're like okay yeah so that's the last word what to look for wait probably your toots yeah he knows he regrets marrying me sometimes for that reason i hope we get a good one which player do you think is the most annoying drunk well jack's a professional drunk so usually those people are not annoying i'm not going to go with kelty only because she has one drink and she's turnt turnt you're at a disadvantage though because the problem is is that everyone gets to your level eventually you just get there first and everyone else is sober still you get there in five minutes after half of a glass of champagne yeah i know so disappointing okay next question ooh kelty what's the meanest thing you've overheard someone say about you oh god i mean

there's so many but one time i was on the television and someone on the staff was um watching me like do this like a little gag where i was on a pogo stick and i fell over and i love that video i know it's so good and someone said it was around christmas time and someone said to everyone else looks like christmas came early for that bitch that's mean that is me at my work i know who that is nemesis she's my nemesis okay jack name one time that another player here talked smack about someone else in the room i have to say we don't well at least on my end i don't know what shit you guys are talking about me just kidding but i feel like we all are so respectful of each other and don't say shit

or get in fights. I think that's the health of Lady Gang is that like if there's something we all need to discuss, we discuss it. If there's something that

you need to discuss individually, it's like, I don't think we ever say anything that you couldn't say directly to that person. But sometimes people come to different girls for advice and be like,

how are we going to deal with Kelty? She's on top of us or whatever it is. And like, you know, I feel like honestly, Elena's the shit talker. I love that she's not here.

And we're saying this. Honestly, let me say this behind Elena's back while she's not here. She full shit. I actually feel like Elena is the scariest of all of us. Yeah. 100%. Oh, yeah. When she texts me that I need to be here early, I'm like, if I can't be, I'm scared to tell her.

Or if I get, like, a side text just from Elena that's not in the group, I'm like, what's happening? I know. What did I do wrong? I'm scared of her, and I hired her. I know. It's scary. You need that, though, to, like, keep you on your shit. Literally, when she's like, today we're-

She's my boss. No, today when we're working, Lady Gang is so busy now, right? and of course i hired elena first to um be a part of my world and then she moved over to lady gang but she still does stuff for me for my personal like and for my expense reports and stuff and she looked at me today and she was like do all this ladies again stuff for like four hours and then she looked up and she's like all right what do you need and i was like damn i'm like i'll pay you girl i was like i need it all and i was like pretty scared of her and i was like nothing i'm fine but like i had so much stuff and i was like no everything's good expense reports were good

elena she's like the mastermind the silent mastermind that's gonna like keep us going she is i think i thought that was what my reference was supposed to be becca which player is the most materialistic i don't actually know because you guys are materialistic about different things oh oh what are we materialistic about yeah i would say if it's coming if it comes to like designer stuff yeah that's you yeah like luxury items but if there's a trend jack is on the wait list yeah she's on the wait list for those ugly sneakers no but you will always no you you are pretty much on top of you had the buns in your hair when the buns were big i feel like i i was before not that that's materialistic but like

you're just calling me a trendsetter well you're you're no you gotta live in venice you gotta have She's got to go, like, yeah. I got to go skiing. Got to go to the bungalow. And doing all the things. That's not materialistic. And go to Park City. No, it's true.

It's true. You're just a. At all. We just hate you. I'm just kidding. Screw you and your Coachella. No, but, like, when it comes to trends, I feel like you're always on it. I'm always doing things.

You're always doing it. Yeah. It's fine. Okay. A couple more. Here we go. Oh, Kelty, which player is most likely to steal another player's boyfriend or girlfriend? Me.

Definitely Becca. i've never known something in my heart so much i've never known can i be honest i've never stolen anybody no here's the thing you would no i don't think you would i think you could you have the personality to minus the actual part of stealing the boyfriend right meaning i'm seductress and i don't even know it yeah no that's what we say behind your back actually sometimes today i was on instagram and speaking of and i was too sexual looking at emily i still don't know her last name whatever and i was like i wonder if she ever wakes up and is like god i'm too sexy like how do i just not be sexy because there's nothing she can do to not be sexy

she could shave her head and wear like a potato sack she's gonna be sexy she pisses me off because she's too sexy she's so like she's too sexy who's not sexy me her husband oh who's her husband i don't know who he is i still haven't been able to figure it out but oh yeah didn't she like randomly get married she like randomly got married yes but is he rich well no i'm sure she's too sexy she had to get married she had to lock it up it was a disservice to the world no it's like i had to unfollow her because i'm like this is like it makes you feel bad and she shows up on my boobs are real or page i know and i just look i zoom into her face and like what is happening can i just mention for a second that mr knight had a large part in the making of emily radish

and she's not come on lady gang yet and that's not okay because that is true chris was working with robin thick at the time of the blurred lines video and i remember specifically the director of that video wanted to hire her and she's like a she's a pretty big underwear model or whatever you know she had a pretty big day rate guess who approved that budget my husband you're welcome emily for your fame now come on lady you guys sent your message to us you better although i'm sorry for saying your husband's not sexy and also please call my potato sack because i don't know i can take it actually yeah i don't want to look at you for an hour no it's it's annoying even in instagram it pisses me off too much i'm flustered okay um name something you've let someone else

take the blame for farting i mean yeah always on an airplane but it's so easy i'm the first person to make that face like you're like okay here's my question about farting and then pretending it's somebody else everyone knows everybody feels it coming from you right like they can you tell the origin of the fart or no maybe not on an airplane if you're an expert like me you can you have to just keep looking and see like where when people's faces start going sour because then you can see where it's traveling from anyways okay i have to skip this that's so stupid this game should be played with a lot more people it's saying what other two players would you most likely have a threesome

i think that's right on point once a week well jordan's here that's true definitely jordan and whoever wants to pull straw go all right i would be so bad in a threesome oh man this is so good kelty which player is most likely to fake an illness to get sympathy oh god it is hard but I'm going to say Becca. Are you kidding me? You think I like sympathy? I hate attention like that. I love attention, but not like that.

My worst nightmare is somebody coming up to me and checking on me. How are you doing? You should be a politician. Why? Because every one of these you've talked me out of. I'm like, yeah, it's definitely Becca. When have I ever complained about being sick? Jack's always over here talking about her, period.

how are you gonna say no because she doesn't she doesn't fake it in illness she like is how do you know when's the last time i was ill fake or real i've also got syphilis on your face okay staph infection you did have a few really interesting illnesses happening photos of blisters forming on my nose i had to go to a specialist to get my blood tested to prove i had dengue sure you did sure oh yeah you said you had dengue fever but you did not have dengue i'll call the doctor i had to shoot a movie the whole time i think you faked dengue fever i think it was just one person on that set that i had dengue fever well good they would have there you cast you yeah because they call it anyway coming on in hot at hallmark okay i resent that

jack describe the grossest sexual experience you've ever had when i was like 21 years old um i had this a friend of a friend come over during christmas i remember he was wearing fingerless gloves that's all i really remember about him that's how long ago it was um we didn't have sex because i was definitely still a virgin at the time but we were like fooling around in bed we both fall asleep and then i wake up to him like sitting up like abruptly i don't know if i've told the story like in bed and i look over him and he pukes all over was he drinking yeah oh yeah wasted but all over my sheets and i like run out of the room run into anna's room my roommate at the time she's mid-sex and i'm like you have to get up and get your friend's friend

out of my bed like he puked everywhere that's revolting yeah it was nasty well i feel like our game went good we didn't plead the fifth went well yeah went well i don't really know how to although i really would like to answer this one right now okay what if you guys have been such bitches yeah let's do it okay i'm not answering this it's asking which player is the most narcissist it's definitely me i feel like we all i feel like it's me i'm the actress are you kidding me oh i feel like it's me i'm trying to get famous yeah but you're just like kind of a joke it's not a joke at all fooled you jack when we come back can everyone on the lady gang facebook group just tell them that i am not the person most likely to fake an illness for sympathy

damn this might be the end of lady gang guys not being a liar also yeah that's true all right now I'm rethinking my Jack. You guys really think highly of my character. Just go back and review your answers from this. Listen, this is like a very personal question when there's only two options to choose. That's true. That's true. I guess I'll just fall on the sword.

Fall on the sword, Becca Toppin. All right, when we come back, we're going to fix your lives because the lady gang might be falling apart. Don't listen to me, though. Don't listen to me, the politician. God forbid. Can you open that door? I'm sweating tits.

This is literally the worst episode we've ever had. I feel like people are going to like this. No, it's great. i hope they keep this in i thought i want you guys to get bullied so hard okay why by my people how dare you why would why are you trying to make us sick to get sympathy this is all part of a massive politician plan hey ladies ask the lady gang we're back okay we're first question comes from taylor taylor says my boyfriend follows this instagram model great who literally only posts pictures of her basically naked emily regichowski she has the hourglass figure so huge boobs and a

big booty and only post bathing suits or lingerie we all know those instagrams recently my boyfriend screenshot her pictures and sent it to his guy group chat saying that she is his perfect woman and he wants to marry a girl like that oh god i am the complete opposite of what this chick looks like she's tall and i'm short she's got a big round behind mine is small and more flat than around should i talk to him about it no you should murder him you should break up with him that's a felony shitty thing to do that is a shitty thing to do also wait how do you even know about that she must probably look through his phone and that's completely fine you do you girl you can't say he's a dick horrible like that is the worst thing that you could ever say

to somebody that you're dating and if you have a conversation with him which i don't even think it warrants a conversation i think it gets dumped however somebody once told me it might have been somebody this situation in reverse where i sent something that i shouldn't have and a boyfriend once said to me like don't ever send anything that you wouldn't want me to see and vice versa and i think of that now every single time like even if i say something on the podcast about someone being hot like when i had multiple orgasmic o's for chris pratt do you remember that yeah i remember being like that's a shitty thing to do yeah i know i get that some way sometimes you know so texting tell him that's a really shitty thing to do i mean the worst part about

this too it's not that like she's just hot he said he wants to marry a girl like that yeah that is disgusting f you taylor's boyfriend hopefully i think i think i know in the back of my head that my husband is like looking at hot girls on instagram and like seeing them and like probably look at me being like not as hot but like i don't need you texting about it no we all know i know also random taylor's boyfriend you think that this girl's gonna want to freaking date you you're probably an ogre yeah you're a troll too i hate you we hate you stop being mean okay second question comes from amy amy says how do i tell someone i'm just not into them this girl wants to be my friend and i really did give her a chance but she's annoying as shit

and i really don't have the time or energy to maintain friendships with people i don't truly love i can't say girl you are too much for me go home how do you nicely tell someone that you just don't want to be friends i just want to say when i wrote this question in talking about me i wasn't talking about you guys um god i've had a situation like this actually pretty recently Is this one of your new blogger friends? All my blogger friends. It's hard. Because girls are very clingy.

But this girl is a new friend. I don't know how old Amy is, but if you have enough friends and you're not looking for a new friendship, then just maybe slowly fade out of the situation. You don't have to have a conversation to break up with her if she's not a long-time friend of yours and something didn't go super sour. Yeah, for sure. If she's worth being a friend, you can see her in six months, and they won't give you the like wow really wish we could be hanging out more but you're so busy

never have time for me like you don't want to be friends with that person anyway like there's friends i don't see literally or like talk to for like nine months and we like shared a real intense time in our lives and then when you pick up the phone you're like what's up oh my god how are you like it's fine it's true because we're friends aren't annoying in my 20s i remember my biggest pet peeve was the girlfriends that i had that would text me are you alive and i'm happy to say those women are no longer in my life i don't have any of those women in my life anymore that are asking me to be like accountable like we're dating no yeah you don't need to keep in touch every single day you can just slowly take your steps back and she'll notice can i also tell you

something though i feel like i've tried a couple times to make new friends and they don't want to be friends with me so then take a hint friends at our age i don't want new friends honestly i was thinking about this the other day i don't want any new friends no i was thinking about this the other day especially i don't want the friends i have no barely i don't have time for the friends i have to get to know somebody if they don't if they're not going to do anything for you like professionally like i don't want to hang out with you wow jack you really sound like a politician right now for a new friend though unless it's like you're like a soul me and you know what i mean i don't want to have to get to know somebody in that like whole song and dance like no thank

it's hard and also the older we get the worse we get so like yeah those little annoying things that we do this girl's gonna keep getting more annoying as shit so yeah amy dodge yourself a bullet just don't do her any favor like it's not doing her a favor either if you're pretending to be her friend let her go and find a new friend who really appreciates her go let her go let kelty go i'm gonna let you go i'm just kidding okay last question comes from emma emma says i'm a freshman in high school and i'm starting the part of my life that sets me up for a good future wow very early wow i'm really driven and have big goals and colleges that i want to get into i've always been a good student but this year i've been really stressed it's not anything crazy yet but i did get

my first b since fifth grade and i know i'm capable of so much more i need help with managing my stress so i can stop focusing on failure and work on getting where i want to be well when i wrote this in yeah no kidding are you gonna finish no that's all i'm gonna say um okay emma i have terrible news for you life only gets more stressful yeah um so it's good that you're aware of needing to figure out ways to manage your stress and i highly suggest if this is something that's really serious which it sounds like it is you should probably see a therapist there's nothing wrong with seeing somebody to help you sort of manage the stress figure out ways to cope with it um yeah like we don't we're not equipped with this when we're born so there's nothing to

be ashamed of some people just handle it better than others especially somebody like you who seems very conscientious and very goal-oriented like that's amazing but what comes with that is also usually on the other side like kelty night is a lot of stress when you're so driven so um don't worry about that b really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things but we get it it sucks but yeah just moving forward it's only gonna get worse i think that sometimes the real big failures or the things that you deem a failure like you learn more from that like you would have never had to put in place like tools in your life to deal with this if you hadn't gotten that b so like that is just the world showing you that like it's not always going to be easy and no matter how hard

you work or how hard you try you're not always gonna win and that's like really hard for people like us to get around it for me my secret is stuff called um oh god what's it called all calm and it is like a supplement powder that you can put yeah you can put it in your hot water before you go to bed and it helps like really calm down your brain and your system so you can have like a good night's sleep because i feel like when i get stressed out like i just lay awake all night making list which is why i text jack and becca at like midnight and it's very annoying um so i think like getting a good night's sleep reading before you go to bed were two tools that like really helped me calm down but it's good yeah that's it jordan you want to add anything because since

you're a stressed out student she's stressed out talk talk welcome jordan jordan the intern usc oh my goodness can you hear yourself yeah i can hear myself i'm also keeping an eye on the sound um emma um i'm a college student at usc um i was very blessed in that i got a full scholarship at usc and i also got scholarships at nyu and a lot of other really big schools i understand how important it is academics are number one for me and i will tell you i got b's in math consistently i was in ap calculus um as a junior i gotta be taking those classes is really hard and your college admissions counselors look for kids that have a story so make sure that whatever you're doing whatever you're putting your time into is you i'm a theater nerd so that was what

i did i'm really into leadership so i was the president of my class like those are things that i cared about not because a college counselor told me that i should be doing them or because i knew that i had to do them in order to get into college like spend your time the way that you want to spend your time and when you're a senior you will know who you are and you'll be able to tell that story on your application so if that means you got to be in science or english whatever you know it's true you're only human jordan is the best meanwhile i got rejected from nyu and look at me now guys you could be like becca yeah and if you want to be like becca follow her on instagram at becca or we said we weren't gonna do this anymore no we said no we said we weren't because

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