LadyGang - LadyGang Talks Baby Vag with Jamie and Jenna

Episode Date: February 4, 2020

Fellow LadyGang Network hosts Jamie-Lynne Sigler and Jenna Paris are here to talk about their podcast crossing 3.5 million downloads, mommy ups and downs, how giving birth affects your lady parts, and sex after having babies. Plus, it’s a special mom/family Ask the LadyGang!   Shout out to this episode's sponsors! Katy Keene – Katy Keene premieres February 6th on the CW.  Charlotte Tilbury – Shop now at charlottetilbury.com.    Noemie – Go to hellonoemie.com/lady to see their collec tions and get $50 off your first purchase with promo code LADY.   Purple – Get a free purple pillow with the purchase of a mattress by texting LADY to 84-888.  Ritual – Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/ladygang.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek.

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Hi, ladies. It's been a day. You again. Me? Or me and Jack? You and Jack.

Whatever. I can handle that. Yeah. jack i don't mind if someone's mad at me as a group like as a collective yeah collective mad is oh collective mad doesn't matter i don't care but if it's me just directed oh yeah now i do have a question we're going out to a party after this is that what you're wearing is that what you're wearing no can we tell them where we're going we're going to the goop lab premiere at netflix i love this yes yes guys i don't even know like are we watching a tv show yes so gwyneth did a

And she invited us. Well, she probably didn't. Who did? Who in her camp was like, you know who we should get? The lady gang. I do like the moment in time when Becca got invited and only thought it was Becca. And then I got my invite. No, I didn't say it.

I didn't say it like, hey, look what I got. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. I remember that, too. Yeah, she's like, look what I got invited to. And then five minutes later, I was like, no, me too. She said, I finally got invited to something cool, is what the words you used. I don't think that's what I said at all.

I'm going to find it. It wasn't in the text. So it was when we were podcasting. Yeah, we talked about this already. I don't... Oh, I was drunk. Was that during the coffee? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Your whiskey. I mean, I would never text something like that and be so obnoxious to say, look what I got invited to. No, no, I would. And then Jack was like, I got invited too. And then I was sad. And then the reason mine took so long is it went through my publicist.

Mine went through my manager, same speed. No. My girl is clearly slacking. Anyway, so we got invited to a cool party and we have cool outfits to wear and we're gonna be like oh quince congratulations on your vagina i can't wait can i have a candle god she just like every time i look at her do you think there's gonna be 400 people there's it's at netflix there's gonna be 60 people uh no it's probably like 200 do they have well no 100 100 i'd say we're on the top to get there are there appetizers early yeah 6 30 is the like appetizers

drinks and then 7 30 but you have to go in there and get a seat oh because they're gonna have reserve seats for people way more important than us, and then we're going to be with the peasants, and we need a seat. Yes. Next to Gwynn. So let's hurry up and get through this good week, bad week. All right. Okay.

Good week. Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no. Who's going first? I'll go first. Okay. Good week.

I saw Jennifer Aniston. Aniston. Did you see her in her nipples? I saw Jen and her nippies at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, and the entire week before the Screen Actors Guild Awards, I was freaking out because I was like, here's the thing. when kevin my co-host got brad pitt at the golden globes he made international news by asking brad are you going to reunite with jen tonight right because this is the first award season since they divorced that they're both nominated for stuff and it's fucking amazing so it was totally rigged

like that they had to i mean granted they both had epic performances this year but you know that they were like we gotta have people watching we gotta oh yeah oh the sags are like no matter what happens yeah nominate them yeah oh yeah anyway so i got jen on the red carpet and i i had a feeling we might get her and i was like okay i need to step up if kevin can ask brad that i'm gonna have to ask jen right and so i was like how do you think i ask i'm talking with my executive producer aaron and i was like what do you think we do and she's like honestly like if you if you feel like you can do it go in with a knife like just ask her don't be like so then yeah yeah like just ask her the question and she's either gonna walk away or she's gonna have a giggle right well she was in

the best mood of her life because i think i started the interview being like thank you for making morning show i feel so seen i've never felt so seen in my life and she was like she was like oh my god really did we fuck it up i was like no it's way worse but like you're fine like it was so cute it's such a cute moment and then she was talking about her dress and she's like i just collect couture so like i just had this dress and i was like just amazing she's so fun she's so lovely she was in such good mood so i was just like jen what do you make of all this ridiculousness about you and brad reuniting and she goes honestly i think it's hilarious and then she looks right at the camera and she goes what else are you guys gonna talk about oh that's a moment good job that

That is a moment. A moment. Get it, girl. And I was like, you know what? You did it. I'm proud of myself. Because I hate that shit. I really never go for it.

And she was so good about it. And she's obviously on Instagram. So she's seeing this, right? She's also a pro. And I think the people that get bitchy with you are the people who, A, are insecure. Yeah. Or, B, haven't been in the business long enough to understand that it's not really you choosing to go for the jugular sometimes. Not the jugular, but the hard question.

Yeah. That's your job. People that take themselves way too fucking seriously. Like, she has a good time. She gets it. She's like, this is this girl's job is to interview me and make a moment on the red carpet. And that's also part of her job. Like, have a moment.

Yeah. Right. So people still love her, which that makes everybody love her so much. I love her so much more. And I'm also so happy that the morning show is so incredible because can you imagine being like, Friends was 20 years ago and it's like the best thing you've ever done and you've done all this other stuff, but like none of it has ever been like as important. And now morning show comes out and you're like, boss bitch.

Yeah. Love it. Love it too. My bad week is that at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, a lot of people put me on their best dress list. I felt beautiful, but I had this like weird dress that had like an accoutrement on the top and then like I couldn't get it to stay up. And then on one of the websites, it was like, I'm Canadian presenter Kelty Knight, looked

lovely in a dress inspired by an oyster. And I was like- Did you say that it was inspired by an oyster? No. It did look a little oyster. It did, but it was not. It was beautiful. I didn't see that.

I've never even eaten an oyster. Like, I don't know if like a shellfish is like what I would go for is like my inspo. But anyway. Oysters are chic and they're expensive. It's like I said to Brad when I was on his podcast last week, I was like, there always has to be 10% f*** up or it wouldn't be like a Kelty night moment. Oh yeah. Like I can never show up fully chic.

It's like I have to have the oyster flopping around like during my interviews. Yeah. Anyway. Okay, go ahead. I love it. Okay. Well, my good week is there's an amazing new show on Netflix. It's called Explained.

And basically what they do is they have 20 minute shows on different subjects. so there's like one about like how billionaires work there's one about aliens there's all this different kind of stuff and it explains all this different kind of shit cool there's like a mind explains so it explains what anxiety is and it explains what memory is all this kind of shit good week bad week is a bad week by proxy for jared so we're we're trying to find something to watch on netflix and there's a new explained series for sex so he's like oh like let's watch one of these like thinking like it's gonna like turn us on or something and he's like gonna get some then i open the thing up and i'm like okay there's like the female orgasm there's like

attraction then there's childbirth and birth control and i'm like you gotta choose childbirth or birth control and he's like i guess i'll choose birth control and the whole entire episode is basically how like misogynistic the health care industry is and how terrible birth control is for women's bodies and all the hell that we go through and then by the end of the episode he was like i feel so bad for you yeah you should jerry and then we didn't have sex yeah of course poor guy all sloppy dried up he's like yeah this is gonna be great nope sorry dude wow okay well mine is i didn't i don't do new year's resolutions or manifest lists or any bullshit like that because i did one last year and it all crumbled into a million goddamn pieces so stupid um but

i did decide just it happened to be january and i happened to decide that i needed to start going back to yoga because it makes me feel a little more grounded a little healthier whatever so i have gone to 8 a.m yoga almost every day this month wow if i don't have a conflict i'm at yoga at 8 a.m see you there or b square is that how it goes okay so i'm really proud of myself that is i'm starting to see my obliques like you know when i've had them in the dress in the what what show was that what award show oh the yeah was it louis vuitton or fendi yeah the see-through fendi dress yeah she'd be like she's my inspiration go up there and poker tonight yeah um okay so my bad week is that this is an old bad week very old bad week but that kelty's dad thought that i was on

the masked singer wait what he thought that i was my mom my mom keeps saying that you need to go on it okay it would be great for the lady gang no no no i want to say this i i think that from the outside looking in it's not as offensive as you took it oh wait why are you offended no i wasn't offended for has been no no it's not no time out i was not anymore i was not offended that he thought i was on it i was flattered oh however i would not i wouldn't be offended if somebody asked me to do it yeah but there's like people who should a category of people who should and shouldn't do it i'm a thousand percent i'm under every category of people who shouldn't like i'm not quite famous so it's weird if you're already famous and established and you don't have a career in

music and that you want to like like wayne brady yeah you know it's like the perfect person he's already so established and successful and like nobody knows he had a great voice yeah and like people that saw him on broadway it's like a niche so he wants to get it out there but as somebody who like yeah i get what you're saying it's so awkward because a they'd be like i don't know who's under that thing and then when i unveil it they'll be like we still don't know who she is but they do know a bunch of like random obscure people they're like fed that yeah like they're basically like it's all i have i feel i feel confident that robin thick didn't know who adrian ballon was a thousand percent when he was like i believe it's adrian ballon i was like you don't know who that

girl is barely so what do you think that they're giving them just like different names to say yeah i think they have a big list of like who celebrity names so that some of the ones that they say i'm like who the f is yeah it's too obscure and it's too hard because you i don't know if you watch it but you're at home and you're just like i just keep being like it's prince like i you like it's very hard to guess i love the show i do too amazing and for specific people to go on it it's genius for me it's suicide it would be like i'd get out the first week i'd take the thing off and they'd be like we don't know who you are bye but like they even had that ninja guy on it who's like the gamer he's a massively famous gamer but he's not famous to like everybody dance and it's like

niche yeah this thing is niche but then they're still they're like ninja when they took this thing off but they're told but that's the thing it wouldn't be embarrassing because they'd be like yeah it wouldn't be embarrassing in the studio but it would be embarrassing at home in the world when everybody's like who no i okay devil's advocate i don't think it would be because my parents knew none of the people when they unmask them they're like who's that girl who is that's why they don't know anyone for the people who watch the show are just old people that know nothing about like they probably knew the partridge guy yeah or like osmond yeah but like they literally my dad was like i don't know who this girl is i think it's becca and then she got

unmasked it was like the second to last one and he's like who's this girl now adrian's boobs were way too big to have been me and that's what i was like dad look at those tits that's exactly what i said to when we're watching on the couch that is so funny i was like ken you're incorrect he texted her multiple weeks in a row being like he thought i was lying he was like stop lying to me i know it's back at the gig is up small and can sing like he was small and invested like that's the two things and then i was like don't you think i'd know she would have had to take time off work he's like they keep it very secretive oh he knows oh my god that's i'm like okay dad you don't even Speaking of secretive, who's coming?

We're very, very excited. Coming up is Mama and Sed. Yay. We love them. They're so great. Mama Sed. Now back to the Lady Gang. Our guests today are two moms from the popular podcast Mama Sed,

the first show we ever birthed onto the Lady Gang network with over 3.5 million downloads. They tackle the hard subjects, embarrassing moments, and sticky situations that all parents face. They've even turned their podcast into an empire with merchandise. Everyone in my night family got an Ask My Wife t-shirt for Christmas and a jewelry collaboration that is so cute with able fashion. You may know one of them from her iconic roles, Meadow Soprano and the Sopranos, and her co-host is a badass musician and mommy. Please welcome to the show, Jamie Lynn Sigler and Jenna Paris.

Hey. Welcome, ladies. Oh, thank you. You have 3.5 million downloads now? I just found that out. That's huge. It's huge, right? It took us a very long time to get there. Yeah, it did. Like a year. Two years, maybe. I know it's so disappointing for us, but also yay for you guys. I guess my first question is, what have you learned from your listeners? I learned, what have I learned from our listeners? I've learned that I am not alone,

which is something i was hoping and searching for with through this whole process um and just like that you know no one is spared parenting is humbling it's amazing i mean we had bob saget today that we interviewed wait i saw that on the schedule and i was like should i crash it yes you should have damn it he was so wonderful kids he's three three best dad ever and just hearing just like his experiences because he had his kids at the height of full house right and america's funniest home videos and you know i i don't know i just think sometimes for me like i feel like i can't be the actress i want to be and the mom i want to be and talking to these moms that are you know have to work and have no choice right they put things in perspective for me i just feel

like i i've just learned a lot but more than anything i felt like a greater sense of community in in the world of being a mom and jenna you haven't been in like the limelight the way that jamie has so like this is your i mean it's about a fame you're notorious the instagram followers are calming like how has it been for you to like share your life because you haven't been a public persona not a public person i mean who knows who's following me and like to say i'm a like i'm i influence like two people i don't know micro micro micro um no but honestly it feels i mean look i'm always looking to other moms for suggestions i'm always looking for information from books and moms and everyone's social channels um so for people to you know believe in me and

when i put something out there and i say i really like this product i really like this book or here's what we learned on our podcast and for people to actually you know say yeah that was great and i'm gonna try what you're trying feels feels good and you know we do our research and And it's just, it's awesome that it's like a club. It's a mom club and we all kind of trust each other. I think the coolest thing, and I listen to it every week, obviously, and I'm not a mom, but it's like, you guys really go there. Like there's episodes where you're like, I hate my kids.

Yeah. And I'm like. Like every episode? Well, I just, I love, I love that you do that because I do think that, you know, it's like everyone's supposed to it's all supposed to be disneyland and i like all my friends are like i hate my i i just need you to hold this baby for me or whatever it is and then you feel the shame like oh why don't i love this baby right now and like i love that you guys have kind of ripped that open well they are like the most annoying roommates you'll ever have that need everything

from you at all times but make you happier than any other person on the planet and so it's like it's just the most intense relationship you'll ever have and you like i would explode if i wasn't able to express myself that way and i did i kept it i kept those feelings because i thought they were wrong with my first child for so many years and just harbored these terrible feelings that i was just not good at this and then when i realized oh other moms feel this way actually all moms feel this way they're lying to you if they say that they don't yeah we all have or they're not with their kids enough to say that they don't because it's just it's just inevitable just like you hate your husband or your boyfriend at certain days i mean they're little humans yeah i was gonna say

i remember before i met you like this is pre-podcast even like the thought of the podcast i remember talking to one of my girlfriends and you know having kids is fucked up for your relationship right and um i remember just being like i like want to divorce neil i i just i don't i want to hand him papers like i i don't know what to do i'm overwhelmed this is after your kids were more yeah after the first one um first no this was probably when both of them i was overwhelmed and i was like do you know what i mean and my friend was like no no i i don't you're not friends with her anymore i hope bullshit bullshit bullshit i know like and so so then i met jamie and we started to bounce things off each other and i was like well she she understands like she gets it

i'm honest she's honest and every you know if it's we're all going through it yeah so my next thing is what I really want to dig in is I'm going to ask you all the questions that even though you go there on your podcast, I know that you would be too embarrassed to go there. So we're going to make you do it on lady gang. So my first thing is how long after the baby is born? Are you realistically having sex? And then after the man has watched the watermelon come out, like, is it ever the same when he's looking at your vagina? And then my third part of the question is give her give them one question at a time holy shit is the vagina like does it stretch out and then is it flappy forever or does it regain its shape okay first uh first uh like usually eight

weeks okay but like i feel like i would use it as an excuse oh i can't have sex with you for six months i told him i'm like i remember with the second one i was like i'm not clear yet i'm like i'm still not scared i haven't had sex in two years i think that every doctor out there should do a woman a solid and tell the husband give her two months yeah like six weeks that's bullshit and after the first baby such a small amount of time six weeks eight weeks yeah and it's went through a goddamn war i mean a four-limbed fingernailed already massive alien headed through your vagina hole not only do they have fingernails they're like this long yeah yeah They have not been tried.

They have yet to see a file. I have never thought about fingernails on babies. Yeah. And they're there. Like full term ones, for sure. So it hurts the first time you have it, for sure. It does. Yeah.

The second one just kind of slides right out of me. Yeah. No, I meant sex. I didn't mean childbirth. Oh. I had an epidural. I didn't feel anything. Oh, my God.

The second question was, like, is it ever the same? Oh, he never went down there. Okay. He never looked. But I have looked at other friends and been horrified because it does not resemble a vagina anymore. What is it? It's a hole.

It's a cave. Like with a lot of flappy skinness around it, but it does not look... Here's the situation. And it never does after that. It's not pretty. Mine is back to so cute. Oh, it goes back. So how long does it take to sew it?

I did not... No, I had a stitch because I tore a little. Oh. but it does totally back to cute okay it's no like hot dog down the hallway okay mine's like not disgusting but it's also not normal it's like it's not cute it's like i wouldn't mind like a little like botox down there okay i read about that yesterday filler down there or something they can do everything botox it's like called vaginosis botox situation but why do you want to like what is botox i don't know it like tightens your um your what's it called the wall the oh

you're supposed to yoni pelvic floor the way no wait they put the botox way up in your i don't know where they put it but it's supposed to be we are not doctors there's lasers that you can yeah tighten the wall yeah they basically put like a dildo in you with the laser and like make them so burn them so bad that they swell up probably basically i don't know that's probably not true but i can only imagine putting a tampon is not hard to put up anymore like it doesn't hurt i can like it could like basically like fly up there for me great okay this is why i love jenna maybe your husband's dick it doesn't feel quite as big anymore okay all right okay so what is one thing about motherhood that neither of you has admitted yet that you would like to let

everyone know go ahead jenny you can go first um one thing about motherhood uh oh my god um that i've never admitted uh i i'd rather be out to dinner than taking care of my children that's a good one i feel that all the time yep um i am a violently angry human being when i'm woken up in the middle of the night for no reason i'm like mean yeah like f-bomb but why are they your kids are kind of oldish no my six and a half year old last night came in the room i'm like what the bow go and this is in the middle of the night so i'm like i don't have like much like he's also he's not 14 he's also like only sick and i felt bad because he's like i have a coffee i'm like go to bed it's rude it's rude to wake people up this is why you're sick this is why

you're misbehaving in school and i just literally was like ripping him and he was like i'm gonna go back to my bed now and i of course he goes to bed and i'm like oh god damn it yeah and then i couldn't sleep all night last night because of it but i'm just i'm terrible and i'm working have you ever regretted making a family no no way oh my god i literally cannot imagine my life without them it makes it so much harder but i cannot imagine my life without them i love that um is there this is like real juice it's like truth or dare is there one guy and this is for you guys too okay is there a guy from your past that was like a great love that you at one point had envisioned having kids with every guy i was ever a couple oh i feel like every adult

relationship i was in i like had that yeah what's it gonna be like totally me too yeah there were a couple like really like strong relationships where i was like i know what my kids are gonna look like Yeah. Have you done that? Yeah, of course. Yeah. I still think about it all the time. Have you not, Kelty? I mean, of course. Do you guys know me? I mean, I had several that almost were fathers to my children. And then what is one thing from both of your husbands that your kids got that you're so happy? like when you like a quality because i always think like oh it's so cute like you know oh bo's just like you he's got big old eyes just like jamie like whatever that is but like what

is the thing that they got from bo got his athleticism from his dad i just think it's so dope that he's just such a little stud athlete like so young he's like i just look at him i'm like oh my god you're gonna get all the girls slay and i'm just gonna have to remind you that no means no. A big responsibility to have a boy. All these things I didn't think about.

And then with Jack, oh my God, his big blue eyes. I never thought I would have a big blue eyed baby. So sweet. Jenna?

Oh God. Milo is smart and it's not for me. Neil is a brainiac and Milo is too. And that's, yeah, that's it.

And then, oh, Daisy. Gosh, what did Daisy get from Neil? I think it's all for me. I don't know. I don't know. She's so cute.

I mean, she's a sweetheart. She's shy. She has some features for me. She's shy, and Neil's kind of shy. So, yeah, lots of different qualities. Are either of them musical yet or showing musical ability? Milo is musical. He can keep a beat.

He's good at rhythm. And Daisy actually has a good voice. She actually has a good voice, like, on tune. It's really sweet. And she's like, let it go. It's, like, really sweet. Oh, my God. I love that.

Do you need to record that? This is an excellent question coming from what you just said. Were the songs in Frozen 2 as catchy as the songs in Frozen 1? A great debate. 110%. Really? Yeah. I saw it yesterday for the first time.

Oh, you did? Yeah. I haven't seen it yet. Because I still see kids singing Let It Go, and I'm like, no, Into the Unknown has happened, guys. Into the Unknown is great. It's great. It's very catchy. Listen, the first one is epic.

There will never be a movie like the first Frozen. but I listened to the music for so many weeks before I saw the movie yesterday and it like all put everything together and it just made sense and I was like damn like Frozen 2 might be just as good. I must be living in a hole I've not even heard a song from Frozen 2 Oh my god

It's all like blippy and like The plot in Frozen 2 is too complicated It's very dark Very very dark I couldn't even tell you gun to my head what's the plot I would struggle It's complicated Lots of death?

no it's like it's essentially a lot of death like they're fine and then they she hears voices and she goes into the forest and she realizes that the way they got their land maybe wasn't cool it's like a little cowboys and indians where they like maybe her grandfather stole the land from the natives and then she has to go back and write the wrongs of history do you think they wrote the movie the whole one and two at once no two after one two is definitely a it's woke are we gonna do now yeah i'm like social it's so woke to have been written whenever frozen one was yeah they were like oh off snows also justice i auditioned for frozen one in 2007 wow wow for who what role i had to just go in and sing a disney song and that's when i was like what disney song

and i was like smoking a bag of cigarettes oh my gosh that was definitely not my best but i remember i was with jonathan groff who i knew at the time in the waiting room uh i sang part of your world of course you did now you're gonna be a disney princess i mean ish yeah princess rebecca oh she's named rebecca rebecca the jew the first jewish disney princess is named rebecca i sang a whole song about hanukkah no you didn't oh my god when does it come out it already did in december over hanukkah it's the best it's the best episode you need to catch up i guess and i just was in a second episode and all the princesses. Oh wait, it's not a movie.

No, it's Elena of Avalor. And then the second episode I did, it was me, Sophia Carson, Rachel Brosnahan. We were all princesses on a cruise ship together. Oh my god, amazing. When does it come out? It did. Wait, like two weeks ago? Elena? Another Elena? Yeah. Shut up.

I have to watch that this weekend when I'm with my niece. She's obsessed with that show. It's such a cute show. It's so cute. cute but she's obsessed but it was so fun i love this okay kelty's thinking about when she's gonna watch it no i'm like i'm feeling a little bad that i missed it to be honest but in december i was like on my cleanse for the seychelles so i was like very focused on my workouts it worked so

you look so good right guys don't do this for her okay i ate so much bread today i even made a song about it anyway um and you're really tan holy so tanned wait do you want to see my butt yeah you It's real tans? It's real from the Seychelles. Oh, my God. Your, like, butthole is in Jamie's face. I mean, it was. I just saw your vagina.

I see your vagina. You have not had a baby yet. Tight, tight, tight. Or have I? Floppy, floppy, flop, flop. Okay. You're floppy before you're f***ed afterwards. Then you've got to just get the surgery.

Yeah, you've just got to get snipped. I can't remember exactly how my vagina puffed up, but I had a vaginal injury at some point in my life where the lips like you know when you get lip filler and your body rejects it and so your lips blow up big like that lady on instagram that's what happened to my lips but i didn't inject it it was just like it i don't know we're spec writing that happened to me you know i popped my hymen is it from riding a bike when i was like 10 years old i like hit a bump and came off the seat and hit the bar oh did it bleed and my vagina was swollen puffy yeah and i was like

Is it so beautiful or is it so ugly? I don't know. Wait, did it go down? Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. This is so awesome, Michelle Terrible. But she talks about it like it's still puffy from that. It's not puffy. We're not going to.

I have a big vagina that didn't fit in the Rocket costume. They had to widen my gusset, if you will. Gusset? What's at the bottom of your leotard? Yeah, the bottom of the leotard was too skinny. So I had like an inner lip and an outer lip in my bodysuit. So they had to widen it. Did you feel good about that?

No. this also happens a lot to me when I'm wearing bodysuit shirts it's like I have a front wedgie and that's why I don't I know I don't often wear a bodysuit my friend I don't know if this is still out but she invented something called the camel no

yes I know all about the camel no wait is that my friend or is that someone huge isn't that the camo flash no it's called the camel no and it's like a pad that you wear so you don't get I'm sure other people did it but it was brilliant it's like wearing a little cardboard thing so you never have vagina oh brilliant

Some of my yoga pants need that. I was going to say, I'm pretty sure I have camel toe going on in my pants today. I mean, how could you not? I do. It's an exciting time. We're females. Okay. I do want to ask you a question.

So when we had the Skinny Confidential on, this is many episodes ago, we asked her about how she does her life, like organizes her life. and so I thought it would be great instead of being like how do you balance mom and work and life like to just actually say like what is your scheduling life like hack you know like do you guys have a shared calendar like do you have a like what is the hack that works for us together or us individually like as our own life in your lives okay I don't I do not like an iCal like I everything is i have a big like big leaflet size calendar so i see my whole month and i'm a crazy person because i like literally measure like the hours of like how much i give to like myself and my career and to my children and so if i see oh i've got a lot of work this week i will make sure

the next week like i don't schedule a workout or i only schedule things for after 7 30 p.m for when they're in bed so that i know that i'm i i spent three afternoons with beau and i did two full mornings with jack like and i don't think everyone has to be this way i just have this weird neuroses where i feel like i keep talking about this where sometimes i get hit with a moment of like i don't know if i can be the actress i want to be and the mom i want to be at the same time not to knock anybody that does it it's just me and what i think i need to do because i'll be in acting class like so jealous of like all the time everybody got to spend on their scene when i'm like i had 15 minutes in the morning and then i was able to do it 10 minutes in the car and then like

you know i i it's very hard and i do my best work when i'm away on location sure and it sucks because i'm away from my kids but like i have it's like a balance i literally just dance every week and it changes my dad says that you can have it all but you can't have it all at the same time here you go true true um for me i'm like literally the opposite i like i love a excel spreadsheet i love my ical like i nothing makes me hornier i'm not kidding yeah than a shared excel like when someone when someone shares a google drive and i'm like oh like i see that and it's just like it's so pretty to me um that is how i organize things i have a shared calendar with my husband he never looks at it so it's annoying but whatever so yeah um i don't know i'm i i have

this podcast and then i'm a mom other than that 24 7 so you know i my day-to-day is not as crazy as jamie's but to keep my sanity like i said this again like before i mean i need to schedule girls dinners all the time it's always on my you're very social very i need to be or else i feel like i'm gonna freak out right like you're in like a glue and you can't get yeah i need to go out to dinner once a week with my girls and then like i'll go out with my husband on the weekend but What about if all of your girls are having their babies and they don't want to leave their house? I'll find a new group of friends. Damn.

Dark. Did you want to say something? I was just saying that like watching you guys with this podcast, I bet a lot of women are very inspired by Jenna's story because you did go from being 24-7 mom and you've thrown yourself into this other thing so beautifully. Like you've really taken the reins of it. And it's a scary thing, I would think. But I hope that the women who are also stay-at-home moms, like if they have like a little inkling to go do something else and have their own thing, that like you are empowering them to do that. Thanks. I mean, I always say that I'm really, really lucky that I get to do this podcast.

I mean, I'm lucky that I was able to stay home, number one, that we have the financial means for me to stay home. Because if not, I would have been at a desk job way earlier than finding this podcast from 9 to 5 and making money. but I always said to myself I said God if I go back to work it's going to have to be organics and have to do something I love and it magically happened with Jamie and I always say I'm so lucky and we're so grateful for you

guys too. We're so proud of you it's like you can a lot of our success was you leading a lot of your lady gang members to us which is huge. We could do that and you guys could have been a real bummer and they wouldn't stick around but they have stuck around

content's not good people would have laughed yeah so you guys are killing us so true all right when we come back we're gonna let these two momagers uh fix your life you're listening to the lady gang we're back all right and we're back you guys know ask the lady gang you get it right yeah you're gonna give some advice okay first question comes from banging over birthing my husband and i have been together for 10 years and we've always agreed kids were not for us however he recently changed his mind and keeps asking me to consider it i would be all for it because we would kick ass as parents but i have one stupid reservation i just can't get past we have an insane and incredible sex life i freaking love it and i told him i'm seriously

not willing to give up getting laid in exchange for changing diapers he swears we'll work around it but i say he's full of shit is this is this so selfish and stupid or is it a legit reason to tell him no kids even though he's wanting them so bad is she a real person it's like a robot 10 years um i don't think i don't think she's crazy i mean like everyone's entitled to like what is the most important thing to them i think that being said like my sex life hit a major stall after our first baby but then it picked back up for a while and then after jack i was like super horny i don't know what happened so like i remember when you were super very like i was like getting like experimental a little bit no jamie's like you guys have to get this vibrator

it's so good it like sucks your clit in the womanizer yes i still haven't gotten it i need it oh you need it yes uh we talked about this so i wouldn't say that kids will ruin your sex life um but it's definitely gonna like put a little wrench in it by the way you're banging over babies or birthing you're probably gonna like be tired and maybe it'll be refreshing to like not want it for a minute yeah and and soak up some of whatever that is and send it in pill form to me yes can i have that please i'm like birthing over banging i'd rather birth i think i would too one of my co-workers here at work has sex with her husband every day no her husband seven days week they have like a 14 year old like it's crazy becca i remember but it's business are they they've

been together 20 years it's business sex one time i like said to becca i was like cutter i feel bad like he just wants to make out and becca was like who makes out i'm like oh thank god he makes me feel like i'm like the only person that doesn't like how do you how does where all he wants to do is make out in the car sex oh before sex i'm like let's get to it there's another episode of succession i need to i just don't understand when a makeout happens no even in a relationship we never kiss we never kissed before i'm like are we in fourth grade you know what's weird i like to kiss him in public yeah like when i'm in the mood and it's just like that moment but it's not in the bed no no no like if i was like at coachella drunk or

something i was on molly my husband yes exactly that's how we met he was on molly at coachella oh that's amazing i think that there's something about it for me like when he starts to make out with me in bed it's such an invasion of my space yes i tell them like it's too hot oh my god cutter needs to listen to this because i always he's like you have that's the worst excuse ever i'm like no it's hot yeah it's hot it's it's like getting up in your grill like that it's just it's easier just to like just join genitals you know you can have your head five feet away from each other and so much they'll be having sex that's why sometimes it's like it's good to do doggy style because then you don't need to do anything and you're like and you you come out the champ you're like

look i'm gonna do doggy style then you don't need to kiss and they think you're yeah you're gonna close your eyes and do your to-do list i'm on a google spreadsheet you can be on your phone they won't even know because they're too busy staring at your ass but they won't notice that you have phone in your hand. I feel bad for so many men who, like, if they only knew what was going through our brains. They would hurry the f*** up. Yeah. Like, I have a major issue. I have an issue when

it takes too long. Unless I invite that, you better. Do you guys ever talk dirty when it's taking too long? Yes, I try everything. Everything. Yeah. Oh my god. Well, she has 90 minutes left. Oh my god. I'm like, please. You need to stop. Chris likes

I know. Chris loves a f***ing moment. I'm like, I don't have Anyway, it's getting better. I was like, you get 20 pumps, and when they're up, you're done. I'm out. Very generous. Okay. Very generous.

Okay, next question comes from Anonymous. So I'm newly separated and dating someone 20 years younger than me. I'm 42, and he's 22. Get it, girl. I notice it's cool in Hollywood to have an age gap if it's the man who's older. Where are the older ladies who date younger, and how do I keep a relationship like this strong? my man's eight years younger there you go it's funny my son the other day was Bo was like how old are you and I was like I'm 38 he's like how old's daddy I'm like 30 and I could see his

eyes like darting back and forth I was like yes Bo I'm eight years older than daddy he goes girl get out of this house oh my god who talked who taught him that i don't know i was like he's so funny he's so funny oh my god no i mean i i always say age is just a number and look if that 22 year old is feeling you go for it talk about then i feel like there's makeouts for sure yes that guy's well that's a little bit of my problem maybe oh yeah He's just 30. I don't think so. Neil and I are like three years apart or whatever.

No, meaning that he wants to like make out. Because he's younger. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying like I don't think that's even. Because she has the same. No. No. I mean, or he's just very into making out.

Making out's just weird. I just think he likes it so much. I mean, you are gorgeous. So it's like. He is very into you. He's so sweet. Into you. We were at a party on Saturday night.

Oh, is it your birthday party? I was getting down. You were getting down. I was like, look at Jamie. She's like a little club rat. Like, I was, like, old Jamie came out to play. I need to see this Jamie. She's, like, dancing so sexy.

I was like, Zach, avert your eyes because it's not okay. I was not sober. I was far from sober. None of us. But then I saw, like, at the end of the night, like, Cutter's giving her a piggyback. And they're, like, teenagers at a carnival. I'm like, what the, Zach? Like, why don't you want to make out with me?

Do you know what Cutter said as soon as we got in the car, though? I really love Zach. i swear on my children i was like zach loves cutter they can make out if they want they can make out boom okay last question petty bitch petty bitch says so my fiance is the most incredible man and father on the planet and i love his kids more than life however his ex-wife is awful she makes so many rude comments about him and his parenting and treats him terribly she's so sad and miserable because she knows she is the cause of their divorce God bless his soul because he can completely blow it off and not involve himself with the

confrontation, but I'm having a hard time doing the same. Do you have any advice for how I can be more like him and remember she's nuts and blow it off? First of all, there's never just one person guilty in a divorce. Yeah. Everyone is guilty. So pause on that thought because I know there's a lot of men out there being like that crazy bitch about me and I just want to say you made me crazy.

Okay. That is true. That's a good point. That is true. So that's a. there's two sides to it i mean how do you not care what was her question so basically her husband no her fiance has an ex-wife who's terrible and is getting involved in their shit her husband doesn't care but she she's like how can i not follow your husband's yes she's not part of your day-to-day

in the sense of like you don't live with her you have his own relationship with you just follow his lead i mean if it was i think it would be more difficult if she was like involved in it well that's the thing she's in a lucky situation where he's not that worried about what's going on yeah it's just like she shouldn't be either yeah because then you're gonna end up creating a lot of troubles within your relationship because you're attached to his ex-wife and then that's a whole different don't let her win and it's a marathon i mean if you're gonna marry this guy this woman is gonna be in your life until you die yeah so like you gotta come get some therapy come to terms with the only person you control is yourself so you need to like digest what's

happening in your life and like just because you don't like her does not mean she's going to go away. She's never going to go away and she's probably going to be awful forever. Or not. Or she's probably hurt. Yeah. She's probably hurt. She probably still loves him and she's like trying to dig at him. As soon as she finds her own happiness and her own man. It might change. Yeah. And he probably did

something shitty to her too. You know what I mean? Yeah. So what you should do is you should head on over the Mama Said Facebook page or the Instagram Mama Said podcast. Yes. And you should get on the merch store and get your husband the Ask My Wife t-shirt. in multiple sizes and then just when he gets a dad bod and get your tote bag that says don't

judge me so everyone can shut up yeah exactly get your friends who are having babies a onesie yeah exactly and then just like leave that bitch out of it um anyway i'm so proud of you guys so the mama said podcast it's part of the lady gang network it comes out every week it's so wonderful if you're a mom if you're a mom-to-be if your kids are in college and you're just like empty nesting um these two ladies jenna and jamie are the most relatable hilarious and you just like will feel so much less alone and the facebook group is incredible so great you guys have grown it and it is like if you're a private so if there's any judges they're out and there really isn't it's a really beautiful group of people and it's kind of i've said this before it's so nice

because i like seeing when people write things they're like i'm part of other mom groups but i only feel comfortable saying this here like that's where we want to be that's exactly the climate that we're trying to build for you guys. Yeah. Well, we're so proud of you. And I guess that's it, right? Yeah. Yeah.

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