LadyGang - LadyGang: Think Like A Man - Ep23

Episode Date: May 9, 2016

Becca Tobin's boyfriend helps the LadyGang "Think Like A Man," in this special episode about understanding the way the male of the species brain works. He's weighing in on the "text back rule," sex on the first date, playing it cool, reading the "I like you" signs, and the right time to be the "real you." Plus, the LG takes their own celeb quiz & shares deets on first kisses and deal breakers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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good week yes it is bad week oh no kelty i feel like we never start oh yeah we don't see let's i have good week bad week light this week um i feel like mine are light as well i'm gonna start with a good it's just it's just a little thing i discovered that i have a new favorite word that i'll be using in conjunction with everything good and bad from now on which is bleak bleak is bad bleak is not a good yeah but it's a good week because she likes then she likes the use of the word i think she said she was using the word i can't use it as bleak no no i mean yeah you're right bleak that's like right you're right you're right so i'll only use it in negative words but i just love the word bleak i like that like how are you feeling bleak where do i look bleak i don't

know i i i think i heard mariah carey use it of course she did and she's you know she's always like it was a bleak moment honey like that's do you follow her on instagram her instagram is amazing no everything is a moment she's like it was a water moment and it's just her like drinking a water everything is a moment for her every no it's amazing anyway she is just bleak and i'm just gonna you know how's your latte bleak how are those period cramps bleak so everything is just kind of mundane and bleak and bleak all right i'm just so that way that's it you're good that's a great week guilty you like discovered a new word what was your bad week oh okay so i went to get a brazilian wax me too at this russian place that i've been going for a very long time

excellent 14 wax like just they will get in your butt for 14 bucks anyway so i don't know the protocol of like what you're supposed to do while someone has you like pulling your butt cheeks apart to wax your nether regions conversation i made conversation is that incorrect no i talk i am actually very close with my waxer okay you are like we know all about each other's lives i know how many siblings she has i know where she's from like she's all up in my vagina we might as well be friends are you a talker at your waxer um i get lasered and i usually just like ask questions about the process like i want to know like the scientifics behind everything okay so the place that i go there's like a rotating cast of russian women i don't know if i've ever had the same

person twice and so i do the nervous chatter like oh i'm going here and you're just like laying there and you're just like naked and you're about to like have some pain they're just like flip over pull your butt cheeks apart anyway so i'm on my back we're doing the front section and i've got the one leg straight one leg turned to the side you guys know the position assume the assume the bikini line position uh-huh and i let out a big fart no you didn't no you didn't wait was it like a noisy one or is it a smelly one it was just a noisy one and honestly the first thing i thought about was the two of you holy shit even i wouldn't do that we just slipped out oh my god guilty you can't go back there you need to send them flowers i was so embarrassed it did not smell but you know

you're also laying on that like weird plasticky paper yeah and i felt like i like did like a vibration and like skimmed off the paper into the nether regions of the awful wax room that was not a bleak bad week that was a that was an amazing bad week anyway has no one's ever done that before no no and it's my biggest fear and the thing is is i couldn't tell here's like the real weakest moment like i'm classifying it as a fun was it a queef was it was a queen it was a queen it just keeps getting worse i don't know wait what was her reaction nothing the russian stoic could not they've seen that show they've seen the crate and here's the thing i always am super nice when i go in for my wax i do like a nice clean like i make sure that this is like a fresh vagina

you are working on you know like you don't want a snail trail vagina you know mine anyway i don't know what it was it came out i was embarrassed okay am i alone twitter tell us at the lady gang has this ever happened to anyone else make me feel less alone my best friend queefed twice in a yoga class and i've never seen mortification like that in my life but that may take the cake thank you wait i am gonna switch my bad week and i'm jumping in right now because this is related because mine might be a little bit worse oh god so i almost uh let out a little too during a sexy time situation that was happening like what his face down there his face was down oh god and and i wasn't going to talk about this but now i feel like it's related yeah and you know he's

doing his thing and then i just feel a little bit of rumbling in my tummy because we just had sushi and it makes me a little tootie yeah and i literally number one i was also thinking of you guys when this is happening so you entered my mind during a sexual experience but duh i was literally he was down there and i'm like oh my god i got a two and i like pushed him wait you told him yeah you're insane what did he say he's like but he's like the most awesome guy he's like it's okay dude like i can like position uh he's so weird but it was really bad i've never had to do that before that's how people get pink eye well good thing i didn't toot in his eyeball you guys have officially passed the threshold of new love i love i love how everybody gives me

such a hard time about farting in front of my boyfriend i love it but you guys are sickos i would never even think why am i a sicko talk about farting in a sexual moment you compartmentalize that shit okay compartmentalizing your body no you like you fix it you either run to the bathroom because you have to like pee i never ended up tooting anyways but you didn't you held it in yeah i think it got scared and it like swooped back up in my body oh my god check your bad week was bleak oh what about your good week my good week is this is so stupid this is my good week but i just joined the best facebook group ever what it's called dog spotting and basically it's just a facebook group that people just post pictures of dogs that they see out in the world

but they have very strict rules you're not allowed to post like unknown dogs you can't post your own dog you can't post your friend's dog can't you can't be you can't be at a dog park so they have this very strict ruling and then you get judged on your dog post and people give you plus ones from it if it's like for different reasons another way for people to waste time it's all that work i think that's the greatest thing i've ever heard all of my time on dog spotting and i need to show you guys the best dog spot okay oh my god that's pretty great it's it's so fun for like a dog lover and you and then every time i see dogs i'm like spot it and then i take a picture and try to post it and become do they have to accept your post yeah oh my god this dog has sunglasses on

in a bandana becca get into that you know you like that uh i mean i only like my dog i'm like one of those parents who doesn't like kids but i like my own yeah that's how i feel about dogs i like all dogs except how is non-smushy dogs how was your bleak week my bleak week okay so here's my bad week um my boyfriend and i were in atlanta and we were going out with friends and he has a single guy friend who i love who met a girl he's really excited about and she's really pretty and great and you know whatever so i was like really her cheerleader but then his name is robert and he looks at me when we're going out for drinks or whatever and he's like and i was like oh you know uh adrian she's so she's so cute like i love her for you and i was like i guess her height came up

and she's about my height which is a little under five three and he was like yeah when i first started dating her i actually asked zach my boyfriend if it was like kind of a thing for him that he had to get over your height what what it's not like like we're legal little people um so apparently there's guys out there who actually is he what like six feet tall but apparently it's considered like a handicap to be our height and i just went 30 years without ever knowing that i thought like shorty was cute no some i guess the new thing now because of adam levine is like getting an amazon yeah but it's like you know what that's cute on like some people but i don't know i i've always thought that being shorter was for a girl like i kind of petite yeah i got like the

long end of the stick apparently some guys see it as a short it is the short end wow that is so no pun intended i mean that's like a height is a thing that girls usually care about guys are just It's like, eh, whatever. Does it have a vagina? No, it's like he had to pull my boyfriend aside and ask if it was a big deal like I had webbed, like she had webbed toes. Like, is this a deal breaker? I thought he was maybe like an Amazon tall or something.

No. No, he's not tall. I mean, he's average. I think that you're a really nice height. Thank you. You always look really good in clothes. Thank you. And sometimes I'm jealous that you have a short midsection.

I have a short every section. Yeah, you do. What size are your feet? My feet are like six and a half. Oh. We have the same size feet, but I'm four inches taller than you. Wait, how tall are you? Five, six and a half?

How tall are you? Five, seven. That's why your legs are so long in your Instagram posts. I'm that supermodel height. You are. You are. Okay. So that was my bad week.

My good week was I was at the gas station in Beverly Hills just down the street. And I was coming from a meeting. And I am like a zero to a hundred type of girl where I'm either in no makeup and sweatpants, which is like 90% of my life. But if I have a meeting or something work-related, I go full-on. Beauty. Beauty. Glam Becca.

Yeah. Not like fake eyelashes craziness. Just like really putting in the time to get ready. So I'm at the gas station. This was one of the days I was leaving a meeting. And I'm pumping gas. Paparazzi. No.

No, no, no. I'm waiting to pump gas. And there's a G-Wagon in front of me. Oh, drink bar. What's a G-Wagon? A G-Wagon is like one of those massive like utilitarian Mercedes. Okay. The big box.

the mercedes big box oh yeah those are cool yeah beyonce and jay-z had one right yeah all the rich people do basically i want one so i'm i pull up to the pump and i can't get i can't my the nozzle won't reach my gas because this g wagon is so massive i actually need them to like move their car up to do it so i pull up and i see the driver of the g wagon is like this like i don't know 35 year old guy and um he like looks at me and like gives me a little smile meanwhile i'm on the phone with my boyfriend at the time and i'm like this jackass sees me waiting like i am waiting to pull my car up so that i can actually pump gas it was jake gyllenhaal no okay i love your guesses i have everything so he keeps smiling at me and i'm like clearly he's just a he's an asshole and

he was like fine looking okay so i'm like he was bleak he was bleak so i i'm like well now i'm have to ask him to move his car and it's just awkward like can't you just read the signals so he looks at me and i'm like hey um i actually can't reach the pump like can can you move up a little bit and he's like i'll move up if you tell me your name like oh hi i'm becca and he's like i'm harrison harrison ford no this is amazing and i'm like you're in beverly hills i'm in beverly okay and then he's like well actually i'll do it if you give me your number and i'm on the phone with my boyfriend who hears this whole thing and i was like oh i'm actually on the phone with my boyfriend i don't think he'd like that and he's like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry like he

literally acted like a bomb was a bro code bro code yeah but i really liked it because it's not often that my boyfriend like hears people hit on me or sees them hit on me because he's like a big guy so no sane man would ever hit on me in front of him when he was around so this was a way for someone to hit on me in front of him and he's like a fly did you feel super sexy you were like yeah you got me i was like i still got it yeah girl only when you're made up though right that's it that's the that's the moral of the story and tomorrow at 7-eleven in your sweatpants the homeless guy will hit on you not even you wish all right what's coming up oh we're very excited because today we are going to answer our own Lady Gang quiz questions.

But more importantly, we have a special guest. Becca, why don't you tell us all about our special guest? Our special guest. Super famous guy. This super famous dude named Zach Martin who is crazy enough to date me. And even crazier to come on the Lady Gang and ask all your dating questions. Think like a man. We love it.

Okay, what's going on? now here's the lady gang i'm so excited about this he's well other than fancy he's just weird to have these biceps in the room and we're very excited and we're gonna do a little think like a man quiz and we put together some questions that overall the ladies on twitter and ask it lady gang ask in general every single week it's just like yeah basic questions that women want to know about men the great myth of men that we'll sit around with our girlfriends and talk for 30 minutes about how long we should wait to text someone back we want to get to the truth of like what guys are really thinking inside the guy mind so first but i want to warm you up with a nice

question what is it like to date becca tobin it's like dating a man i think is the best summary of are you serious what do you mean yeah she's like a dude she uh yeah she farts a lot a lot of bali movements no i mean it's it's really good this is so funny because he's like really trying don't screw this up what do i say without getting back as i've never seen becca smile so big she must really like you nervous he's about to say this is a really bad idea okay you're regretting is there anything else you want to say to becca before we start the quiz about your you know love for her and how great she is just in case you mess up later no she has no filter so i'm not going to either oh god that was like a real challenge

it's like a duel okay so the first question is when you're in a relationship there comes a point where girls stop trying to sort of impress you with their perfectness and they let the realness in which is like face masks and um like sweatpants and period cramps and like stuffing your face right like all of those things now there are certain women that hide that from their men forever like i know have girlfriends that are like i would never tell my husband i get botox like there's like they keep the wall of like perfection up their whole relationship i don't think any of us are like that yeah we don't have energy for that but is it possible for a guy to see you kind of at your worst and then continue relationship with you and still think you're hot

um yeah i mean we actually talked about this earlier i think it depends on each person i mean speaking of like passing gas we were talking earlier to my to my sister and both of my sisters have never passed gas in front of their husbands and they've been married you know for a long time yeah so for her and i it's a different story right because like i just farted two minutes ago so for me i don't care at all yeah yeah but it depends on on the guy in the situation i guess do you think that guy that guys actually care or do you think it's like girls think that the guys care some guys definitely care really yeah oh i don't like those guys some guys do but i mean that's also i mean you'll you'll be able to get that vibe from the person you probably won't

yeah do it i mean when we first started dating i would like run out to the balcony and poot and she'd be like i just heard that it's true like i literally heard that part and you're bring also how crazy that he calls it pooting like a five-year-old girl also passing gas he's trying to be very like yeah because i always think like with my husband and i always think okay well you've seen me like be so awful like i'm like you know on my computer as that i'm at a computer with like my face mask on being like i have so much work to do leave me alone you know um and then i just wonder if if then he goes around and like i know he's happy to be married to me and loves me but like then are you looking at all the other girls on the street or your office

and being like that girl seems so perfect to my eyes because you haven't seen the flaws yet no i think it's the opposite for me i think it's you sharing i mean regardless if it's disgusting or not you sharing that sort of situation with the person you care about is like says something like i don't think of like you know a attractive girl walking down the street and be like oh i wonder what it's like for her to like poot in front of me that is not something i think about it is for sure like regardless of what it is i mean that's that's exactly what's what's going on do guys fall in love the way girls do like do you like you know as time goes on feel more connected and like you feel like there's certain guys that feel like our relationship men that want to have a

girlfriend right because i think we get this bad rap of guys like they just want to have sex and like we just have to be hot for them and trick them into liking us but like i think there are men that like want like a relationship i mean there are but there's no set like set of rules for every situation there's going to be a different guy and a different girl for every every single scenario i mean there's plenty of guys that i know they're are never going to fall in love and they're going to be 45 looking for you know a stripper at the cheetah and there's plenty of guys that fell in love early and are really content with that and then in hindsight there's the girls that are you know the opposite of that so it's all situational i don't think there's like

a set you know set of rules for each scenario like you need to follow this and that's why i like the whole dating process is you figure all that out like figure out how you mesh with that other person speaking of rules how long should we wait to have sex with a guy there is a old wives tale yep that women we will have discussed this for hours with our girlfriends of like okay you have to wait three till you're married three dates two months till your girlfriend boyfriend what it says i love you right like what is the actual real thing well first of all hold on what do you think i think it's circumstantial i mean i i don't believe in waiting very long because you have to sort of know like what you're getting into like you got to test drive that car tramp

jack what do you think i slept with my boyfriend the first night that we hung out so whoa i think it's i think every person is different and because because you sleep with somebody the first date is not going to make them not fall in love with you or because you wait three months is not gonna make them fall in love with you i think it's different between each person and how what does a man well i mean i disagree it's human nature to want something you can't have and you want to like really go after something if you're interested in it and you can't get it then you're gonna like focus on it even more but does that mean after you get it then you're not gonna want it not necessarily i mean if you put in someone's face while they're

going down on you then yes probably that is the case the first night um so this is interesting so the whole like chase thing is real i mean for me for me it is for sure yeah interesting i mean even to this day with her and i we've been together forever but she still is like a challenge to me and you know i think that is the reason i'm you know i mean not the reason i'm still in it but yeah like it goes along with like not that i held out very long but i waited to give it all up like it's like you give it up whether it's sexually emotionally whatever it's like you kind of like chip away at it as opposed to being like here i am i want to love you forever like a lot of girls it's their instinct when they fall in love to do that and i think the reason that we are still

together is because i'm still chipping away like he still has moments of i challenge him and vice versa and so we're still like we're so motivated in the relationship and i think that could be it too it depends on how you act after you actually do that if you do it on the first night and then you're just totally above and beyond for that person it's going to push the person away but if you can do it maintain the level of like coolness and you know whatever this is so interesting to me what's the text back rule so there's a lot of women who you know that when they're in a relationship or they think they're in a relationship or they're dating a guy will not text back for a couple days and the girl's excuse always on their end i think we see is like

he just really likes me and he's like he doesn't want to come on too strong he wants to be cool is that a real thing or is that a thing girls make up i mean i think that's just everyone just thinking too much about everything so like if you liked a girl and she texts you and she was like hi and you had like a little text session and then she texts you the next morning like what are you doing now would you just hold out on texting her for three days because you really liked her well i mean it's hard for me to say because i'm different i mean i'm a very blunt an upfront person i'm gonna like tell you exactly how i feel and what's going on i mean would you agree to that yeah i don't think there's games like i i think well you have to play a certain

level of games for sure but i don't there's no like let me wait two days before i respond i mean that's i don't know you're you're risking you know like so like negative response from that So hypothetically, you or your buddy or somebody goes on a first date with a girl and it was awesome and amazing and he like really likes her, then when would you text that girl? If you go on a date, it should be a constant interaction from there on. If it's a situation where you like guys met at a bar and it's like, hey, this is my number, yeah, I can see, wait a couple of days and not seem too, you know, desperate, yeah, wait to respond.

But if you go on a date and you're feeling it with the other person, you need to have constant like send a text this morning like yeah i was like i had a great time with you last night or what continue that on if you wait two days to respond so this person can be like screw this guy you know like i'm gonna go so if you're sleeping with someone and you feel like you might be sleeping into like maybe being boyfriend or girlfriend and you're not you're not hearing from them for three to four days this is not a real thing yeah drop back and punt get out of there okay if you have sex with someone and they don't talk to you for two days you need to move on yeah until that's a good rule they text you late at night for a beautiful they don't text

you the next day i mean it's i don't know i mean that's yeah it should be obvious what that scenario is and i feel like guys are pretty up front with that kind of shit unless it's like a guy that's like that does play games and like that's his thing i feel like guys are like okay like this girl so i'm gonna text her it's not like a girl that's like yeah it's a little more like simple yeah they simplify the whole situation so we are in the day and age of the strong powerful woman and it has sort of changed the whole men courting women thing on its butt because now here we are we have our jobs and we have our power and we have our self-confidence so what do guys really think about girls that make the first move like if i if you're hanging out and i'm like that

was really fun i'm kelty here's my number let's go out is that like let me do my job as a man is that sexy like is it coming on too strong well no guy is going to be negative or give negative feedback to a situation like that like if a girl comes up and approaches a guy i don't care if you know it's somebody you're the guy's completely unattractive and they're going to respond nicely there's not i mean girls can be cutthroat you go up and walk to a girl and they're like you know get lost but guys are different like they're at least going to like entertain the idea for a little bit and then you know you're not going to get shut down right at the gate so yeah that's interesting it is true like i never see guys like be a complete asshole to a

girl that yeah like turn their back to a girl or something i can pretty much guarantee if a girl walks up to a guy and is like you know hey how's it going let me get your number you're gonna get the number and regardless if you get a text back or not a guy is like too chicken shit to not do that i mean that's just the way it is girls are very cutthroat and like you know screw you i'm not giving you my number or i'm on the phone with my boyfriend pumping gas is it a turnoff when a girl does that to you like or does it depend how hot she is because i think that that's the answer i really do if they're into her i don't think it matters how it gets am i right yeah no i agree completely yeah but it's not so someone that's very confident and knows their

stuff and it's like we're going out here this is like you know and doesn't you don't have to court them in that super like damsel in distress way that's fine right like there's guys that are cool with that there are definitely guys that are cool with that but there are some that would get really freaked out at that too right you know um i mean if the guy is not confident then he's not gonna like someone that's coming up in his grill and it's like hey what's your number you know i mean yeah they'll be like why are you talking to me yeah exactly but i mean also you know that confident girl is not going to mesh well with that person anyway so okay last one the question we get the most from anyone from ages 15 to finding 55 is the universal language how do i tell if he likes me

i mean like one sign no like just like if you sleep with him he'll call you the next day that's a good one like he'll tell you talk to the women of the world like because i think there's this there's a very hard thing when you're a woman and you're dating like does he like me is this the guys because it's hard like oh there's so much competition and there's just so many hot babes on instagram and so what would you say to all the women out there just about like you know if a guy likes you this is how he's going to act around you and if he doesn't this is how he's going to act around you cut and dry if he likes you he's going to be responsive to what you're doing to him if he doesn't and he's going to be unresponsive i mean that's yeah that's it if you're like

reaching out to him and texting and if he's not responding then he doesn't like you he's not trying to play it cool he's not trying to play it cool and you'll like monkey around and get yourself in a situation where you're doing that one nightcap when he's like oh you know what she texted me at 2 a.m okay well i'm gonna go home with her and not text her tomorrow and that's you get yourself in a bind with that if he's responding wants to go to dinner all that and do it i mean don't like waste your time texting someone that's not responding there's thousands of people out there that you'll like find somebody to mesh with yep get out there text somebody else don't like you'll go get on tinder girlfriend text somebody else text somebody else no but i

think listen we can say that because girls give that advice all the time if he's not you're you deserve better yeah you know there's other fish he's not good enough for you girlfriend but it's hard to like actually it's nice to hear a guy from a guy that yeah i think girls like overthink everything and guys are so simple with that it's like if i like you i'm gonna text you if i like you i'm gonna tell you if i like you i'm not playing a crazy game it's pretty i love observing like all of zach's single friends because it is it's like watching like animals you're like if that dog wants a bone he's gonna get do everything he can to get that bone he's not like i'm gonna play coy and then i'm gonna look hot at the bar and not talk to that bone and like it's just it's

so simple and it like we forget that yeah and i think girls also sometimes really were told the wrong thing like get after it get what you want go get after it it's like maybe not like maybe what you're trying to get after doesn't doesn't want to be getting after no trying to get after some other yeah yeah exactly no to clarify my friends are animals but it wasn't one of the guys wafting a butthole at the strip club that was not one of his friends from the wafting that That was my favorite story ever. Oh, God, it was so good. Okay, well, we're so glad you came.

Thanks for having me. It's awesome. I hate how my voice sounds in these headphones. I still think I sound like the dumbest valley girl. Your accent's really cute. Is it? Yeah, it's really nice. I'll text you later.

I'm just kidding. You can. Now back to the Lady Gang. Okay, so we are going to do some of our own Lady Gang quiz questions that we give to all the celebrities so you can get to know us better and not just our bodily function. um we don't actually talk about okay first kiss jack first yep okay um i was 16 in utah on a school like snowboarding trip and it was a bartender that was like 25 years old wow and he okay after number one he had a girlfriend that was staying with him at this hotel that we're

staying at gross and then after we had our kiss situation was a french kiss uh it was like a little bit okay and we're like sitting on like in the little like entryway of like the hotel room and he goes to leave and he writes his name on the mirror with my lipstick oh not his name his number and then i never did it say jared from subway i know i look back i'm like that's like 10 year difference it's disgusting so creepy that's gross okay becca i was much younger i think i was 13 what grade is that eight i think i was in seventh or eighth grade and i was hanging out at my house and i was like my boyfriend at the time but i like knew he was gonna try to kiss me and i really didn't want to i was so nervous so i got a like a box of crackers and just started

shoving them in my mouth so my first kiss i actually had crackers all up in my mouth it was probably so dry he tongue thrust the shit out of me the crackers just start flying out it was disgusting cool that's gross guilty i am like early riser my first kiss was in fifth grade i know so young right uncle no um there's a guy named jared allen he had the leonardo dicaprio bowl cut remember that before bieber had it and here's a weird thing i learned how to french kiss because we used to go out to the woods behind at recess and there was this girl named shauna and this guy named roger that were in my class and they were the first people in our whole school like in our class that french kissed and so then we would like stand in a circle

around them and they would french kiss and we could see their little tongues like poking so weird anyway it's like no that happened it's so weird kids should not be able to kiss anyway so jared we used to go on skate dates um and that's canadian jared because i lived right next to like the skating rink and um jared after my skate date i don't know where my parents were but anyway he came in like the little back landing in my house and he was like okay good night and he like went to hug me and then like boom crash wait did he did he stick his tongue in your mouth yeah but he was like four feet tall i i don't know i really liked him he didn't go to my school wait he was four feet tall you were probably also four feet no he i just remember him being really

tiny oh well you're in fifth grade but he was like he had those remember like in the 90s when um all the boys had like their belts and then all the jeans were like really wide oh yeah he had those yeah the skater jeans so wait jinkos jinkos yeah okay uh next thing what is the most ridiculous thing in your purse should we open our purses all right i feel like jack's gonna have the jack what's yours lubricant lubricants i have so many just rogue tampons just a rogue tampon me too wait a second no look how many rogue tampons oh my god you guys i found mine guess what i have in here what what oh my god this is so awesome a vibrator i have a neck genie that's a vibrator no that looks like a fun vibrator i bought this on amazon because it's supposed to take away my

double chin and so you put it like this and then you put on your chin and then you do oh my god oh maybe i need that because my boyfriend told me that i have a double chin what do you think i have a double chin too okay what do you got horrifying okay so i have all those tampons and then i have a rock one rock and then this is some herbs from new orleans that's supposed to attract love that i put in there oh and it last year and it worked okay a year let's see my little pocket i don't know she's like i just have money so much money hundred dollar bills i have digestive enzymes that my holistic doctor gave me oh that's good that's probably oh i also have the um sheriff's department uh business card because i guess if i show this and i get pulled over it's like an

automatic out of jail free card i legitimately have an out of jail free card wait i want to copy that that's amazing perfect okay um finish this sentence i wish i could be more i'm gonna say sensitive or horny fist bump jack i wish i could be more uh i wish i could sleep more oh i have the worst sleeping problems except with your new casper you said you were improving i know but they're still there okay i wish i could be more um like gracious like i wish i had more gratitude i take everything for granted i think we all do okay last thing deal breaker what's your one big deal breaker stinky breath oh oh yeah see ya or just like really bad bo in general is pretty bad small penis small penis obviously love of guns for me i had donald trump's love of guns

yeah i had like a guy take me to the shooting range on a first date and i was amazing yeah that sounds fun i can't i don't like i don't like guns or violence like even during like movies where there's violence i have to cover my eyes i just like have a very like adhesion to it okay i would say short guys okay oh god jack i hate that answer so much it is the truth it's the dumbest answer it's not that dumb you're gonna have a short child no i'm not my boyfriend's six seven you might because the universe is cruel like that yeah karma it's coming it's coming okay if you guys want um to check out more of the lady gang questionnaires you can go on our instagram at the lady gang where we post all of our guests answers to these very questions and coming up jack's gonna

take us on a magical mystical ride of some amazing ask the lady gang questions and we have some from boys and these are the best ask lady questions we've ever had hey ladies get funky ask the lady gang oh yeah i just snapchatted kelty using her neck genie okay before we start if you guys want 20 off of jackmanic.com we do use code lady gang it doesn't work on sale items i just figured that out sorry so let's start this are you gonna help us with these questions yes oh hell yeah so you guys we went through all of our questions and we found two from boys boy questions and i think that's pretty exciting so first question is from oscar gracie and he says subject i don't know my boyfriend's name shut up he goes i've been seeing this guy casually for four months he's really cute

but classifies himself as straight which is problematic he's a he's also a bad skater boy but super polite and charming it gets worse i forgot his name the night we met and still haven't been able to figure it out i haven't been able to find him on social media and his contact in my phone is skater boy what should i do oscar come on start by asking his name no it's been too long you guys this is like a seinfeld episode where jerry couldn't remember his girlfriend's name Yeah, but, like, when he takes his pants off in your house, go through his wallet, look at an ID. Introduce him to someone. Yeah, introduce him to someone.

Hey, this is my friend Candace. This is Jerry. But if he's closeted, they're probably not going out in public. That's true. They're real shady. They're probably just hiding. I just think this maybe isn't the person for you. This is probably not your future husband.

You know, listen, being a married woman, I've learned that communication really is key, and I feel like you're missing a key element. but um you should have like a guessing game to guess his name i bet his name is like i bet it's uh ron wait we should guess i'm gonna say ryan or i think you tell him and then it's the greatest moment of your relationship i mean that or or you take him to color me mine and you do like that fun date where you paint the pottery crafts gay man is gonna go be seen at color me mine with another man and you do like a nice cookie jar and then you all sign your names on the bottom and then and then three days later when you have to pick up the pottery you painted be like no no

i'll get the pottery and then underneath the cookie jar will be his name i'm trying to think of other ways you can figure out his name like ordering go to starbucks and have him order oh well no that never works that's true they'll write the wrong name now his name is john don't steve keith yeah okay oscar you're screwed we have no answer for that but i love that i don't know my boyfriend's name okay next is from mr man our second and only other boy question and he says i listen every week i love the show but as probably the only male listener wrong there's two wrong i would like to know what's the greatest thing a guy has ever done for you also how can i get a date with kelsey oh you picked these questions you

idiot i didn't pick them jack she didn't see that one wait what's the question i'm now i just think a guy has ever blacked out when someone wanted to date me and i was like let me wait three days so i can text back um the greatest thing any guy has ever done for me oh um man i've had some really good ones um well what are you what have you guys had um oh i know mine i know mine sorry um hands down easy breezy uh at our wedding my husband and i um i had like planned the whole wedding and was chilling and there was this song we always listen to records and there was a song called sunshine and it was like this very beautiful romantic um thing and um he at like 10 o'clock at night at the wedding he like pulled out this chair and he made me sit in it and then

he learned the song on guitar and sang it to me as a surprise and he was like a kind of he's like a good bass like a guitar player but like not super great singer like just like a backup singer and you could tell he's so nervous because he's like you're my baby and the chorus of the song was like um i don't know it's all about being beautiful i felt nice it's horrible it's romantic mine was probably when i had dengue fever and zach flew back and forth from atlanta at least three times like literally back and forth back and forth back and forth to go to the doctor with me because you know being sick makes you super depressed yeah and um yeah it was just like so nice like the nicest thing ever it was much nicer than going to tulum for the birthday to

give you a dingy finger i mean yes he planned a beautiful 30th birthday for me but like he benefited from that too right it's like one of those selfish things yeah yeah he didn't want to get on a plane like every three days and spend the money and like come look at me looking like i was just knocking on death's door yeah that's no fun no sex or anything jack um well every guy that i've dated before my boyfriend was a total dick so um well my boyfriend lives in san jose and he is constantly traveling up and down here to see me like for valentine's day he came for 12 hours wow and made the drive of like five and a half hours just so he could spend it with me i love boys i love that boys wrote in how great is that i know we have two boy listeners

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