LadyGang - Lea Michele Returns to the LadyGang - Ep37

Episode Date: August 15, 2016

Lea Michele returns to the LadyGang for an AMA session. She and the girls are answering everything from guilty food pleasures to which Kardashian they'd rather be to least favorite fashion trends. They're also doling out their signature brand of advice when it comes to your dating, career, and other life issues! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.

Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. I just love the way he says my name, Becca Tobin, Jack Vanek. Hi guys, it's the Lady Gang and today we have a really special new member of the Lady Gang. I'll get to her intro in just one second. I'm going to have you on the edge of your seats. Welcome, welcome. To my right I have Jack Vanek, CEO, clothing designer of Jack Vanek. All those sassy t-shirts you see around town, they're hers. And then I have the girl who's up on everything pop culture, Hollywood, walks every red carpet and everyone every single night thirsty kelty night from cbs is the insider

i am becca tobin sometimes actress sometimes blogger sometimes dog mom sometimes just basic bitch you know across from me one of my best friends in the whole world who's been at the lady gang as a guest before but now we've included her into the whole shebang for this week miss leah michelle hi an honorary member this is my audition and i'm also just here for the candy i am about to pour a bottle of oh snap champagne champagne and candy just like way to get the party started here there we go we're flowing you guys i'm so happy to be back i basically like stalked becca to come here today let me on let me on she's like i have the podcast today i was like you know i'll come and i was like you're in luck you're in luck missy we got an opening we got an

opening we made it um before we cut before we move on to like all the fun fun fabulous things i have to stalk you guys to do a couple things we have a really incredible facebook group it's private jack runs it you guys should all join because it's pretty incredible there are some things happening over there with lady gang members and my mom is starting to comment on things so so that makes it extra cool that is extra cool so find us over at facebook just search the lady gang go to the lady gang website you can see amazing beautiful pictures of us you can hear all about our you know incredible bios you can listen to past episodes but more importantly you should subscribe to this podcast because like you don't really want to be the last to know how does that

song go don't don't let me be the last to know is that isn't that enrique iglesias i don't know wait what are you guys i think you just made that i think you have to do it no i don't want to it's a britney spears song yes it is it was one of those that were like we're not it wasn't popular it was slow it was a it was a ballad which was rare yeah we have to figure this out right now we'll play it while becca continues okay so anyways you don't want to be the last to know when this podcast hits every tuesday go follow us on instagram and twitter the lady gang and here's don't let me be we can only play 10 seconds or else we get sued so that's it oh that's true that's why i never knew i still don't know the chorus

that's it's good that's all we can find that's all we're gonna get sued okay this is a hidden talent back to the show idea that you back to the show everyone full of surprises okay britney's second album so i've stalked you guys to do all the things we want you to do. Did I miss anything? I think that's it. No. That's it. Go follow Kelsey on social media. She pays me five bucks extra to say that. Cheers.

Thirsty night. Thirsty night. Thirsty.com. Okay. Okay. It's time for Good Week. Yes it is. Bad Week. Oh no. Alright, we're going to let our guest start off with her. Wait, and this is the first time in Lady Gang

history that someone else has contributed to Good Week, Bad Week. Don't mess it up. I'm really in, you guys. I'm in. You're in. This is the most popular segment of our show, so no pressure.

Don't screw it up, please. Well, you know, this was a last-minute drop-in here today at the Lady Gang, so didn't have too much time to think about it, but I had a fantastic week because I'm going back to Scream Queens for season two,

which I'm super excited about, and we had a great first season in New Orleans, but we just found out that we are going to get to do our second season in LA and not only in LA but at Paramount Studios which is where I did Glee for seven years so my good week was getting to go back to Paramount go back to my old stomping ground great memories I was so happy Becca lives super close by and I'll be knocking on her door every single day and that was my good week because I'm so excited to go back to the show but now also to get to go back and be in a place that I loved for so long it was like my college years and I get to go back wait why did they film in

New Orleans because there's what there's like tax incentives for tv shows so a lot of stuff will shoot in New Orleans or Atlanta or like all these other places and it was super fun doing stuff there yeah I guess yeah yeah and it was great and we had such a blast but you know I'm Becca knows this about me too I'm such a homebody like I love being home and being around my friends and my family so to get to do the show this year and be in your own bed oh it's gonna be the best did you have a bad week though leah michelle never has we don't really care about the good weeks i never had a bad good week was fine what's next wait that was a good good week it was a good one my dreams are coming true so happy for you what was terrible

you're so bad my good weeks are usually about food so that was a good week i mean it surpasses mine i i'm this is my good week right now just being here uh my bad week okay it wasn't so much a bad week but maybe can i say a bad moment yes that's usually what they are so um so becca and i had a sleepover last night because that's what 30 year olds do we like to have sleepovers and you know watch bravo what does your fiancee do when you're at the sleepover at leah's house well I'm so lucky. My fiancé travels for work, so Leah and I are like part-time lovers because I'm like, he's out of town.

I'm coming over. Got it. Okay. And it's really great. I love Zach so much. He's so amazing, but I really love the most of all that his job takes him out of town a lot so that I can have Becca 50% of the time. That's true.

So we were having a 30-year-old sleepover, and we were hanging outside with her sweet dog orly who i love and we were sitting and having a relaxing glass of red wine and all of a sudden the door comes over and becca just turns like ghost white and her dog who's like the size of like a small stuffed teddy bear had a massive large dead bird in his mouth and just dropped it like a large like at our feet and like it was an amazing discovery best gift ever and i i've never been so freaked out in my whole life and the process of watching Becca have to clean it up and get it out of the backyard was just something I'll never forget so that's definitely a great well and Leah's like she killed it she killed it definitely and I was like Leah she is an eight

pound dog she can't even catch like she's still an animal I know but Sheila could have killed it for sure that Sheila's a cat though that's like that's their skill but like like Orly can't even like chase a toy in the house like i'm like she didn't kill a bird like there's no way but where did she get over yeah what was the bird just like was it and becca said the words from becca tobin was it was fresh it was fresh because when i picked it up with the grill tongs that's right it was still yeah we did it was still mushy oh it was so sad i think orly took it i think orly took that bird down i agree he because she was like chasing the birds for a while oh this bird was like large it was like not were there puncture wounds i did not

look that closely i hate birds and i just like needed to did 50 of the cleanup put the bag down she was like i'm just gonna take a beat and go sit down for five minutes did you clean your dog at all yes she got a full shower head to toe yeah and now it's all contaminated yeah bird but leah Don't let her lick her mouth, like, an hour later. I love that dog. I love that dog. I don't let clean dogs lick my mouth. Orly and I have a very special relationship, and I love dogs.

You know, everyone knows I have my cat, who's the love of my life. But Orly is, like, seriously, she's in my – and then we slept last night. It was Becca, Orly, me, and Sheila. Yes, and the good bird. And I was like, I love every bit of my life. Yep. You know what? You can stay.

And I'm doped up on – That was a good bad week. Oh my god, thank you so much. I approve. Jack, do we approve? Oh, yeah. You're in. It's good.

You're in. Thanks, guys. Well, you were going to vote for her anyway. It's your best friend. It's true. Oh, so far you're just asking me. Your vote doesn't count. I'm biased.

I'm going to go next. Cut. So my bad week is this. This is like really so boring, but whatever. I realize that I am in between not yet a girl, not yet a woman. Wait, what is it? I'm not a girl, yet not a woman. Not yet a woman.

Second Britney Spears reference. Okay, here's what I've realized at 30. I have all the terrible traits that come with being young and all the terrible traits of being old. Like acne and wrinkles? Exactly. So here is, this one in particular is the worst juxtaposition, is that I, as an adult going through buying a home,

realize that I can't comprehend normal adult conversation. Oh, me neither. I'll get an email and I'll read three lines of it. And then I'm like, where's the picture? Like it's an Instagram. And my fiance is like, can you read the escrow amendment? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, what's an escrow?

I've learned so much. Exactly, Jack. Yes. I don't know. I don't have a house. So that's where I fail miserably. And that's where I'm like a child. Like you would think that I've never like seen a contract in my life.

So I'm an idiot. I'm completely incompetent. but then i don't get to reap the benefits of being young so now i'm like an old person who can't stay awake past 9 p.m so i'm this useless human who has to be in bed by 9 p.m but i can't read a contract for my mortgage so like where are my where are the good things about being 30 i don't think there are there are none i just realized as i what do you mean i think it's so here she comes yeah you're out you're gonna wake up in the morning looking fantastic from going to bed at nine o'clock and then you can just still feign the excuse of just being like i can't i

can't figure this out no when you're younger and you're thinking about somebody that was 30 you're like oh my god they have kids they're like such an adult blah blah blah and it's like now we're 30 and it's i i feel so but you know what's so funny is like when you're when you're in your 20s and everyone that you know that's 30 always says to you like being in your 30s is the best when you're 20 you're so filled with anxiety and what's going to happen in my life 30 is amazing and i would look at them and be like i feel so sad for you that you have to say that right now and now i'm gonna be 30 and i'm like saying to 20 year olds 30 is amazing i'm like oh my god that's what happens this is what happens but see i'm here i'm here to tell you that 30 is not amazing okay

no it's just okay i have a pimple and botox how's that possible how do i get both there's my bad week that's my good week is this though this also has to do with aging i ate for three days straight i would say an average of five to eight thousand calories a day over this past weekend hell yeah no joke it was like grilling out i had hot dogs burgers plural in one day um just anything you could possibly cupcakes cookies whatever i did not those cupcakes and cookies i did bring those you brought that on yourself it's true but i was like i'm not holding back i'm just gonna see what happens after the weekend i'm gonna step on that scale and i'm gonna see oh wow i stepped on the scale and i really wasn't that let down i mean i expected something but i really i felt

pretty good and i felt like it was kind of worth it oh yeah we've had this conversation before yes where it's like you you like kill yourself to lose like five pounds and nobody ever notices notices you might as well just eat what you like and the difference of the five pounds is like enjoying life or wishing i was dead hating yourself yeah so i agree that's maybe yeah 30 tell me if i start getting a double chin though a bigger one oh i will double chin alert double chin okay kelty go well speaking of double this is a great segue oh that's a good segue i should lose more emmys i had a feeling um so you guys know in the deep veins of my double chin life i finally went and got cool sculpting on my chin tell us about it okay well i will and it's

my bad week so first of all they're like they're like it doesn't really hurt it's not that bad you know what that everyone and they were like you have a low pain tolerance though no i have a crazy high my appendix burst and i work for two days like my pain to tell my pain tolerance is very high so i went in and you know what the first 15 minutes i was like i don't know if i can do that my toes were curling the way like laser hair removal makes your toes grow? What does it feel like? It feels like a giant vacuum sucks in and then it's like the machine against your bone is what hurts. So anyway, I'm sitting there and I'm like, okay, they're like, you can work from emails and stuff. I brought my laptop. I thought I was going to set up and like work. You cannot work.

I barely could watch good wife reruns on Hulu. I was like, anyway, so the bad week is after I was like, am I going to bruise? Am I going to be able to work? And they're like, you know what? You might get like a little bruising but it won't be any too any bad i had a cool sculpting machine shaped black picky bruise on my entire chin and i showed up at work the next morning and they're like how are we going to cover this they had to bring out the drag queen contour kit which is like you know where it's green and then the orange and the yellow and everyone was laughing at me the worst part of it was that you don't see the results right away and i have to say the like suction of the machine almost made my double chin worse. Cause now it's like pulled it out

before it's going to suck back in. Well, my husband, when I got home out of the shower, he goes, what did you do? And I was like, Oh, I got close. And he, and then he's on CoolSculpt watch. So all weekend, he's just like, he'd be like, let me see, let me see. And he was like, checking it out. And he's like, I think it's going down. I think it's going down. It's better. I think it's, Oh, it's way better today. And I was like, I've never been more embarrassed or non-sexual in my life. Anyway, three months to go. And we'll see if it actually goes away or if I should have just skipped cool sculpting and went straight to liposuction. We'll see.

Here's my good week. Remember that time I wore that Nasty Gal sweater? Yep. It was white with the deep V and the black stripe, and then my husband, Chris, said I looked like I was in the barbershop quartet? Yes. Well, Blake Lively wore the same sweater this week, so you know what? I was right with my

fashion sense, because she's one of the best-dressed women in the planet. But she has a perm right now. And she's pregnant. She has a perm? She has, like, a perm right now. Does she? So you know what? I don't know. I'm not, I don't know.

Like a big perm? Like a perm. Like a perm. Like there was a whole article. That was just one look. But it's like a jerry curl. What? And I was like, you know, Blake, I don't, I used to trust you.

Wait, and she's pregnant. How did the, how did the deep V work with the belly? It looked great. It did? She looks good for being pregnant. She looks great. And the sweater's a great choice, everyone. That's all I want to say.

Jack? It's a great sweater, and it couldn't be sexier. the sexiest sweater i've ever seen so sexy as maternity clothing and moving on jack it's a maternity sweater in real life anyways okay it's my hot night outlook so um my good week is i don't know if you guys well you're gonna remember because you're on this podcast but a couple weeks ago i was talking about how i read that article about how drinking red wine before bed helps you lose weight yes but it was it was one article that i read with no other articles backing it up and it was one university that did the study but i'm just gonna believe it as fact

because it works with my lifestyle so i found another article and it's about champagne and if you drink three glasses of champagne every day it reduces all's timers and dementia what did you just say it reduces all's timers and dementia all's timers all's timers all's timers uh-oh i thought you were saying old-timers i was like how do you say all timers all isn't a lthc moving on okay whatever it it makes your memory better so that's that's my good week because i'm drinking a lot of champagne and i just believe any article that i read and bad week bad week so last weekend scott like took the doors and the roof off of my jeep because we're gonna have like a beach weekend you know drive around santa monica sexy super sexy it was really

fun we like put our feet out the window it was amazing but i live in hollywood like kind of seedy gross not kind of like very seedy it's a cesspool of disgustingness so we're driving home from our amazing beach filled weekend and we're on hollywood boulevard like right by the chinese theater where all the people dress up in the costumes and that guy that i dated is probably there in a superhero a costume and we're driving along and there's this creepy hollywood probably on drugs maybe homeless guy this is actually for you the story yes and i see him like lock eyes with me i'm like okay all of a sudden he starts walking towards the car no i was like shit walks keeps keeps walking i'm like uh oh scott he's walking towards the car gets in no seat of the car

this guy and i'm like what do i do and we're stuck in traffic we can't move forward so scott's like uh uh uh and then start finally starts moving forward and has to shove the guy out of the backseat of my car oh no and as this is happening i learned a lot about myself because i've never been in like a fight or flight sort of situation before what's your instinct and not not that i could have like flighted away ran away but as the guy's coming fled fled also alzheimer's yeah keep drinking jack as the guy's coming towards the car i just start crawling up in a little ball and i'm like oh no oh no oh no oh no that's my instinct too it is yes you're a fight i'm a fight oh my god i will go no i know this really yeah a hundred percent would you have like punched

him or something i would have screamed i would scream fire i would have started flailing i would have like at the same time simultaneously been dialing 9-1-1 yeah i just shut down and crawled in a ball me too and if scott wasn't there to shove him out of the car he'd probably still be sitting in my back seat that'd be in a ball in the corner yep i know it's a harsh so when you're looking at our questions later for ask the lady gang make sure you take the advice of small balls becca and jack i do have tiny little balls teeny teeny tiny i don't agree because if i needed any girlfriend of mine to back me up in a girl fight becca would be number seven that's different though if i know i'm going into something i'm like prepared my adrenaline takes over just in

the moment in the moment happening and if it's a homeless person especially because it's like they got nothing to lose yeah i mean everybody i feel like if like say i was in that situation and i had a little time like that was happening for a little bit i would finally be like okay now this guy has got to go but like my initial reaction was to crawl in a hole we're gonna be right back and we have the official lady gang ask me anything questions no boundaries and get ready to be entertained you're listening to the lady gang okay so on our super secret facebook group We posted all the questions that you want to know the answers to. These are the most insane questions of all time.

And we're going to answer them truthfully, honestly. And you can have to plead the fifths. This is my favorite part. It is. It's good. And my publicist's least favorite part. Leah's wiling it. Leah might have to plead the fifth more than once because she actually has a reputation to protect.

That's true. No one cares what we say. You're right. Leah, if you have to plead the fifth, that's okay. Okay. Thank you. First of all, number one, what is the biggest trend out right now that you cannot stand? Probably the Kardashian contouring trend where everybody's faces look the same with makeup

because I don't know how to do it. And I'm kind of jealous, but also not really. Okay. I'm going to say my least favorite trend looks so good on like the Gigi Hadid's of the world, But the girls that are, like, me trying this trend, it's not my favorite. The, like, Adidas white sneaker with dresses. Oh, it looks like a bag of trash. Yeah, it's not my favorite.

Okay. I don't really like the – I'm sorry if anyone here, I'm noticing Kelty may have this on. I can't do the cell phone purses. I'm sorry. I see the chain. No, but that's cute. No, this is not cute. Let me tell you.

In defense of this, I use this for work. it's the ugliest phone it's the ugliest phone case of all time but because i'm on the red carpet i need one because she's on the red carpet yes because i'm on the red carpet you can't say that excuse to me here's the thing but leah look at me i'm interviewing you i got my notes right i got my mic right and then i gotta be able to live tweet your outfit got it so it's right here it's a work i would never have this phone yeah i would never have this phone it's so ugly that's a unique i'm talking about the long strap it goes around the long strap because you know i just think that i just it's too much too much did you think of this after seeing her phone case or no i

noticed it at the exact same time you know i love you mine is the super poop colored matte lip because when i was yeah um miss california and miss usa you're very beautiful but like she came out and she had the poop brown lip and i was like can we not like you're so young you're so vibrant you're so fresh why are your the cup your lips the color of poop like i don't get it it's too matte i love a matte lip just not in the poop brown yep okay got it next if you had to be a kardashian jenner who would you pick and why including caitlin you know it's a tie between courtney and kim for me but i love courtney because she's can keep her home gluten free and dairy free and I think that

that's mad respect for that level of like commitment and she's stunning but I would just that Kim she is a smart beautiful girl and I just want to be her and I would never put clothes on and I would just walk around naked every day. I would too.

Love her. It's a tough choice here. I would be Kris Jenner soon-to-be-Kardashian. She's the brains of that operation. She's one bad bitch. Wouldn't you?

Whoa. You guys really go there here. Becca goes there often. I'm just eating a cherry gummy bear over here. I mean, I'm not saying it's anything to be... I'm just saying Kardashian is the name of the big, grand, you know...

When you get a divorce, you go back to your other name. yeah i feel like do ever does everybody i feel like not everyone but people do jack i would probably be chloe because i'm obsessed with scott disick but i wouldn't want to be married to him nor date him i'd want to be best friends with him and i feel like him and chloe were like that is weird i love scott disick he's my favorite card i think he's so funny yeah he is funny you don't want to date him he says just like i think there was one episode where kim was like i think i want my butt to be smaller and he like deadpanned so serious. He was like, how are we gonna make

our money? If what? It was on the show. That's hilarious. If she wanted to make her butt smaller. He does not give a shit. He is amazing. How are we gonna make our money? I would be North. North has the life because did you see

that time she went to ballet and she had a Balmain jacket on? When I went to ballet, I had holes in my tights and my mom was like, just wear them. When do you think she's gonna get her first procedure dead serious probably when she's like no no no people like that because there's so much in the family she's gonna grow up and be like a granola she'll be opposite i think it goes in like generationals okay yeah yeah it's gonna be like i don't want anything to do with this

yeah you know what i mean well never thought about that baby saint is also the most beautiful yeah i've ever seen in my entire life do you think they actually had sex to create it i think that they have a lot of sex. Me too. You do? I do. I think he likes boys. Okay, I am no longer

a part of this conversation. What is your, moving on, what is your guilty pleasure when no one else is around and you gorge, gorge, gorge your guilty pleasure snack? Oh, food?

Yeah. Hmm. I don't feel guilty about any of it. Okay. I don't either. Oh, I just ate a full, this big bag of

cheddar and sour cream ruffles. Oh, those are really good. Okay, Becca? Wait, this is something you turned me on to. And we were working one night, and she's like, we need Astro Burger. We need to get Astro Burger. Oh, Astro Burger is so good.

But wait, explain. I get the veggie burger. She gets the veggie burger with jalapenos on it. And now I will drive through, and I have not one. Okay, Astro Burger is 0.2 miles from my house. Okay, 0.2 miles. I have never, ever made it to my house without finishing the burger in the car. It's so good.

I make a deal with myself in the car when I order it that I'm going to wait until I get home to eat it. i have never once made it mine is the deluxe amy's macaroni and cheese that the the cheese is in one of those like silver packets and it's creamy and then i still put more like butter and stuff inside and i sit and it just makes that like sound when you're scooping it out into your mouth and i and i oh and then i also like make it worse and have like just like a sodium filled club soda on the side and watch bravo and then i wake up in the morning and my fingers are like sausages but i'm like i've never been happier worth it worth it worth it i like to have an entire package i'm not talking sleeve i'm talking package red package of chewy chips ahoy cookies and dip them in the

vanilla icing that comes in the jar pre-made icing for a cake that's intricate i see i think i told you guys this like you know this about me like i don't like sweets becca just like cheese right Just like cheese. I just want salty stuff. That's so weird. Speaking of salt, what's the worst fashion trend you ever followed? Breakaway pants. Oh.

Whoa. I want another pair of those. Those are back in now, though. Everything's back in. Adidas is back in. We're all wearing chokers now. I love chokers. It's all back.

How does this all happen? Just give me some snap bracelets, and I'll be happy. I love those. I know mine. It's what I lost my virginity in. Oh, no. von dutch sweatshirt oh yeah yeah i had the trucker hats i had the sweatshirts yeah you did i was like orange county's worst nightmare maybe this is what i said we should be for halloween

becca and i had a genius idea we probably had some wine and now we don't remember what it is black swan we could be black swan but also i thought we should be ourselves at age 14 oh that's amazing that's the best costume right isn't it the best we should do a theme party where everyone dresses like themselves at school yeah and you have to provide a photo for sure photo don't steal our ideas listeners or do or do and tweet at the lady killing it worst trend oh jack has some good ones so many it's an encyclopedia basically i know i don't know which one to go with um that hair there are so many i already talked about all my hair bad hair decisions i guess when i this is before my scene kid days but i wore these shoes

that i called the orange county platforms they're like the ocps we called them oh and they were a foam platform flip-flop kind of thing and they were i remember those yeah and wearing that with a jean skirt or uggs with the jeans mini skirt it was so oc of you yeah i did i still will do that I loved that look and I still do if it came back I would throw my hands in the air and scream that was the day that the boy in PE turned around and told me he was

going to vote me for best legs for the superlatives I was in that miniskirt and those Ugg boots jean miniskirts man so hot in 11th grade I had my hair dyed for like an entire two years like ginger spice I mean I had my hair dyed like ginger spice for like three years

two years ago oh it's true is that like the root dark it was like orange like streak blonde and then red it wasn't cute because my eyebrows were like brown and non-existent anyway same z's um okay worst job you've ever had oh my can't be entertainment has to be like the thing well have you ever have you had a job other than you've been in entertainment since you were a tiny yes i did i had a i have been working since i was eight years old consecutively but there was a small gap in time where I worked at a bat mitzvah dress shop.

Oh! Yes! And I'm not, everyone thinks I'm actually Jewish. I mean, I am. My father's, you know, family's Jewish, but my mother's Catholic, and she raised me Catholic.

So I look the part quite well. And every role I've ever played on Broadway was, you know, playing a Jewish girl. So they hired me probably because they thought, this one here is going to know her stuff. Yeah. But I was very uneducated, and they just – they tortured me.

They were just not – What knowledge do you need? They were not nice to me, but also because my family – this was a very wealthy town, and my family wasn't the wealthiest, and I wasn't the coolest. I was the most uncool of all the cool kids, and that was good enough to get by high school and just to get out of there. But, yeah, that dress shop just was not –

Just killed you. Tough times, Sarfati. Thanks, Becca. Bex? I have so many, but I would say the top, when I really questioned my existence, was shoe modeling. Oh my God, I was a shoe model, too. In Vegas.

Oh, in Vegas, at Magic. At Magic. Really? It's the convention where all these old men come from department stores all over the world to look at shoes and place orders, and you're basically just a live mannequin. Like a hooker. you're a shoe hooker there is well because i do those conventions now i'm gonna do yeah i'm doing magic next month but i need a model i need some money for the shoes but i did one last like a

couple weeks ago and i think what's worse than a shoe model is probably a bathing suit model when no way but it's like 60 degrees in there and you're just standing in a hot body no this did not have hot bodies oh this goes into my worst job ever i was a grass model what so there's also not just magic for clothes there's like big conventions for outdoorness and people who saw the fake synthetic grass an astroturf $200 for the day for like 12 hours you wear a bikini and you just dance to like pitbull's greatest hits on the grass in a bikini how old were you it was like 2004 struggling dancer it was horrible that's amazing it was so gross and it was like called sin lawn so if anyone has a sin lawn i sold that to you baby damn okay um what celebrity would you

go gay for oh shoot so many so many i know i think mine's gonna be kate hudson i mean that's a good choice she's so hot and she seems like a real good time or jennifer aniston both of those mine to be margot robbie oh oh no this is so hard um becca's like leah michelle god i feel like i think of them all the time oh well remember ruby rose and i had that moment in that moment is like the easy the easy one okay um can you pass me the champagne while you're thinking is it weird that i find lily rose dep like the most gorgeous human on the planet but she's like 12 so that makes me a pedophile yep also but maybe her in like 10 years okay i feel super creepy saying that it's funny because a lot of the they're like young like hayley baldwin's

super hot i always forget how young they are a good one i would have to say shay mitchell because she's gorgeous and then she would take me on all those trips with her it's true you could always go on a shaycation yeah right i'm damn ready you guys could have a vacation off you both go on pretty amazing vacations i know you say that like you don't go on i know she's like stuck at home two weeks that's the thing you just have to find someone just like you but a little bit like you know equally just as cool and uh have a great time it's true you guys would be a really big lesbian power couple you could really get it done in hollywood and you kind of look a high pony like maybe i just love myself you guys

okay when you want to feel sexy what is your go-to outfit oh no clothes i retired sexy stop t-shirt and like boy short underwear with like really soft lotion on my skin and like good smelly after the shower oh after the shower for me like a nice after the shower smelly clean yeah yeah uh-huh in a leisure gown i also i mean i just definitely think like number one like no clothes yeah i feel pretty pretty and clean not no clothes and dirty after a long day like no clothes and clean yeah yeah but i i feel pretty darn good in like a one-piece bathing suit or a body suit because everything's just nice and like sucked and tight i like that you

know and it just shows off all the right things yes i like a baywatch one piece yeah like high on the sides low in the front no back yeah i feel you i feel it that's what i like too or naked you look terrified becca's face is like no thank you none of it i'm just not buying it okay is it in a santa suit okay becca's judgy oh it might be oh all right this one's so good this is the most original one we got describe your life using only 90s or 2000s pop punk lyrics oh my gosh i should have prepared for this wait what this is i i'm not a girl not yet a woman boom that's not pop punk but that's okay what is it that's not pop punk i don't know one pop punk song because i actually was cool in high school guys sorry i can't explain your life pop punk yeah do you have

one um mine would be um probably someone else go okay jack do you have yours i have mine what is it you gotta think because you came up semi uh yeah no semi-charmed kind of life yeah baby baby you I don't know if that's also not pop punk. Okay, Jack. Okay. That's 90s alternative. Okay, fine. I mean, can mine be like Kid Rock's Bawa Daba or something like that?

What does that mean to you, though? What does that mean? I don't know. That's just what I feel right now. Bawa Daba? Bawa Daba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy. No way. Oh, my God.

I would give you the Cranberries. Okay. And who goes this up? Linger? Oh, my life changing every day. is that pop possibly just because your answer was pure pop and not pop is that pop punk that's also 90s alternative okay technically none of them were right but but we tried i'm gonna come back to this next week when i actually get a time to prepare the lady gang um oh here

this is a good one if you could trade lives with one of your co-hosts which one would you be and why oh god everyone's like like i'm good i would like to trade with kelty because i feel like she's always on the go she never like i mean she's never bored you're never bored i'm never always have a purpose purpose even if you make it up yourself too many purposes so many purposes yeah i feel like becca and i are too much the same in our personalities i would take your life because you're so type a anal about everything that i would like to know what it's like to be like a little bit neurotic about things because i'm too lazy to do that yeah i'm glad we're all friends i would choose becca because she has a natural sense of style

that i do not have and it really bothers me every day when i think i look great and then instantly the next moment i'm like thank you well when you don't have a job you have a lot of time to plan outfits so much um okay what is one thing that you would tell your younger self now one thing i would tell my just like don't worry you know like if you would have told me like growing up that i would like have ended up here in la like with this like cool job and like everything like you know i was so worried all the time that you know was everything gonna work out so yeah or i'd say to myself enjoy that burrito because in a couple years it's gonna show bingo when my metabolism was on overdrive i should have eaten

when does your metabolism start going to shit like 24 oh mine's like 30 mine was 25 it was just like done done i hope my metabolism is better now good for you yeah it's great um okay worst sex story everyone has one oh jeez i have mine it's one time i was making out with someone i didn't have sex with them but i saw i felt the penis and it was the thimble dick oh no what does that mean it was so small it was like this big it's where you get the term prick from and i never knew that until a guy's wiener did prick me on the finger yeah is that an awful feeling it's so weird because then here's what happens you're like making out and it's okay it wasn't a great makeout but then all of a sudden when you feel the tiny thimble dick you know their secret they

know they have a tiny penis wow and now you know the secret's out and you're like i don't need any of that in my life i've slept with a tiny penis before like that and i could not feel didn't you take inventory before you let it enter you that's the trick i was really drunk okay okay is that your worst i did not no but i'll just go with that one all eyes on me um i i this was a many years ago um but if you're listening what's up you know who you are i was super excited to have sex with this guy um because he was so handsome and when we did his dog took a huge shit on the edge of the bed and so mid beautiful final moment that i five been waiting for there was just like a steamy oh my god at the end of the bed and it

just we both were like this is not this is terrible sexy and uh yeah you really can't like move on after that uh that reminded me of one i want to i want to share share that was terrible i'll tell you later kelty who it is okay okay so i was making out with a guy once also no sex because i think i was still a virgin and we're like doing the thing and then he kind of like sat up in bed and i thought he was gonna tell me something and he puked all over my bed and so i run out of my room run into anna my uh roommate's room she's having sex with a guy i'd be like anna blah blah puked in my bed i don't know what to do and then he slept in the puke ended up bringing the comforter to the dry cleaner and then had to drop it back off at my house like

two days later did you ever see him again no and he also wore fingerless gloves so that was kind of weird that that should have been the that's the worst part should have been the answer right there i was into that at that time did he keep them on i don't know oh my god i'm judging you i think he also wore one fingerless glove i don't even know if it was on both hands like is he like a robber he's coming to becca's house quick get your backpack for the dog exactly well he did technically steal my comforter for a few days so maybe um well okay i didn't tell mine oh um this one was a makeout session in new york city i was really into this guy we'd been on one date it was the second date we had like drinks i was so excited i was planning

the wedding in my mind as you do and we go and we have like a makeout session on my couch and i'm thinking in my mind like this is the only this is as far as it's going because i'm not having sex with him because i actually want this to go somewhere um and so i'm like i'm keeping my clothes on like our shoes were on it was a very pg whatever and i start feeling some motion below like some movement a little wiggle like a little wiggle and i'm like what's what's happening and so i keep making out with him but i sort of like look down to see he's jerking off and then it gets worse he's jerking off and i go back to kissing him and i'm like in my mind the same girl who needs a backpack to escape with my dog at night i'm thinking this is a rapist he's creepy he's

gonna like he's gonna kill me i can't say anything how do i get out of this i need to be nice so he doesn't get mad wait where were you positioned near him where he could we were laying on the couch like on our sides facing each other making out was he hitting you with his hand that's what i was feeling was like the motion of his arm and i'm like what is happening we still have our shoes on again shoes are on so it's like so not appropriate for this time i didn't even graze it yet so i in my mind was trying to think of ways not to die that i was like how do i say like it's 30 seconds of me just continuing to make out and thinking like the appropriate thing to say to someone and then i get a hot load on my neck on your neck on my neck how did it get up how did

it get out of the pants he was excited did he have his pants unbuttoned it was unbuttoned and unzipped and the the wiener was out and how far was the wiener from your neck i mean i'm a short person i have a short torso it's not really that far for it to travel and it's just a steamy hot liquid hit my neck what did you say he goes ah of course like it was like that was great you're welcome normal oh that was great moment and i just thought again this person's gonna kill me because who does that and i was like did you like get a towel no i was like i'm gonna just um like hop in the shower and i get in the shower and i'm like what am i gonna say so i come out of the shower and i'm like so i have to be up really early like bye you know bye and he's like

okay bye and then i avoided his calls for weeks and weeks and weeks and then he like would leave me messages being like i don't know what happened maybe you like hooked up with an old flame and now you're like running off into the sunset you're like no or you i'm trying to come out of your hair yeah oh that's a good one on that note since we've lived through so much good life We're going to help you figure out your life. Don't you really want to get advice from us? Coming up, Lea Michele is going to help us answer all of our questions, the wise guru that she is.

Hey, ladies. Okay. Ask the Lady Gang. All right. So before we start, ask the Lady Gang. If you guys want to go to jackbanek.com, use code LADYGANG and get 20% off your order. I can't speak. It's the Alzheimer's.

Oh, sad. Okay. so our first well you know the drill you've done this before ask the lady gang you're just gonna answer everybody's questions and give good advice okay we give shitty advice and there needs to be somebody that does something good so everybody's feels good about their answers yep all right so our first question comes from cg and she says my boyfriend's mom of three years hates me for no reason i have never done anything bad to him and would say i'm a great girlfriend how should i handle this is it for no reason cg that's a becca tobin answer that was my answer no i think it

could totally be for no reason i think that moms are can be hard with especially with like sons and uh you know she could be maybe they don't really know each other that well but maybe that's the kind of situation that approaching and saying something and just being like hey i you know i really love your son and i'm sensing this disconnect and maybe we can work on this and maybe the mom would really respect that you know just being like i really think you're amazing and i'm sort of thinking that you think i'm a bitch but don't say that wouldn't you say that that yeah be a good just be up front if you want to spend your life with the person also she hasn't really i mean her question's really short so she hasn't really said that she's talked to her

boyfriend about it i was just gonna say yeah so it's like maybe ask the boyfriend like is this how your mom is or she's acting this way to me she seems cold like is that normal is that a personality trait i need to like kind of crack through or and then if the mom hates you like there's really nothing you can do yeah because sometimes moms are gonna hate you like you know and it there's tons of people that have terrible in-laws and like they just don't like especially the moms that want to like be romantic with their own sons right can you know those ones wow you know they're like act like their sons are their husbands and it's super creepy you guys don't know women like this i plead the fifth there it is after all that okay our next question comes

from brianna on email and she says hey ladies i've been talking to my old boyfriend who i was with from sophomore year of high school to the end of college on and off and he is everything i've ever looked for in a man he was my first real love and still means the world to me as a best friend sadly after college we went separate ways and have very different lives now i'm now a surgeon and really care about my work he is also doing well in his field of work we tried seeing each other not too long ago but he denied it at last second when it was his move in the first place i've made it this long without a man do you think i should let it go if not what do i do to get him back oh long lost love it's so romantic but he came back into the picture he came out

in the picture and i when they met each other when it was when they met each other right before they were gonna be seeing each other yes they were gonna meet up they're gonna rekindle and then he just backed out he was scared i don't know i mean pursue it one more time and give him the opportunity to like maybe meet him again if not it just wasn't meant to be i have a feeling he didn't want to meet up with you because maybe there's someone else in his life or that i think this goes back to what we always talk about men being very black and white and it's like if he really wants to see you again if he wants to rekindle something especially if you have a history together you know there's something there to hold on to and if he's making it hard

for you guys to get back together and to rekindle something then i mean i guess it's his loss it sounds like you're kind of a badass so i mean is he worth you like is this your guy like the one that kind of like blows you off at the last second like i also feel like dr lady go get yourself another sexy mcdreamy at gray's anatomy yeah i had that guy like that you were like your first love and like your first boyfriend and blah blah blah and then a few Christmases ago I was in a dark place and I got drunk at a bar and I started making out with him and I realized when I sobered up just for a split second what a loser he still is but like I had hyped it up to this person who's like the first love it's got to be something super special but he's just kind of a big loser who

still doesn't have a job. Our last question comes from Mackenzie on email. And Mackenzie says that within the last year, I've had pretty terrible experiences with guys, but I still find myself constantly checking social media and waiting for guys likes on my Instagram, Twitter, etc. Aside from just focusing on myself broadly, what are specific things I can do to shift my mindset of always thinking about guys to always thinking about bettering myself? It takes a long time to really get to a place in your life when you really feel like you love yourself despite what anybody else thinks and that takes a lot of time and work and soul searching and you know I would say that I would definitely start by going cold turkey with a social media and really finding some places that

you can access you know activities and stuff that make you feel good about yourself you know get into some really fun classes or do some you know maybe a fun little retreat something where you can just like block everything out and connect with yourself and go from there. I mean, it's not an overnight thing. Yeah. I'm just at a place in my life where I'm like, I've, I've always been really, you know, cool with, with me. I've been like, you're kind of cool, you know, I like you, but, but, but especially like lately I've been like, I think you're like pretty great. It's so, no, but it's so hard to, to separate the outer world, liking you and accepting you and giving you compliments and like you know helping you with your self-confidence and then you actually

doing it for yourself like those two things are so separate like I think I'm someone that's always looking at the world which is why I'm probably such a like an anal bitch is that like I'm always looking at the world to be like good job you did it you accomplished this today good you know what I mean and then to actually get that from like within yourself unlike the little things that you do for yourself every day it's definitely a challenge so I'm with you but yeah turn off the social media and also like the guy of your dreams is going to come along and he's not the guy that you're like watching you like like all your instagram posts like that is not your dude yeah that's what i was gonna say like when we're going to like what you would tell your younger self

like the one thing i would tell my younger self is like that guy's a douchebag like you're wasting all your time on these stupid boys and if you're you know bending over backwards to make sure that they like you or whatever that's not the guy for you and the you know when the time is right and you meet the man of your dreams like he's gonna like you for who you are and all the things that you're into and all your little quirks and whatever and it's not gonna be one of these i hope you like liked my instagram picture like it will come naturally in a sense it's like when your mom comments on your instagram like i don't like when my husband comments on my instagram i'm good please don't just look at me in my life looking good keltina he's like yeah girl i'm like who are

you right now get it girl um i think also at 20 years old like cut yourself some slack that's like the height of like giving a shit about what people think especially boys so like yeah try to like just know in the back of your mind that these people are probably not going to matter in 10 years but what will matter is what the work you put into yourself your career your other things like your friendships yep but you know it's it's you're not going to be able to brainwash yourself and it's not thinking about boys and social media and all this like bs but like yeah i i think just do things that make you feel good about yourself regardless of having people watch

them and like it don't do it for the Instagram post don't do it for the gram I was just at the beach this weekend and I watched a mother take pictures of her daughter and her daughter's friend they were probably like 15 or 16 she took photos for over an hour

for her daughter who was taking bathing suit photos on the beach with her friend was it the daughter dictating all this and the mom was just like Yeah, and the mom is just going along with it like a hired, hired help. And were they sexy? They were, like, too sexy to be teenage girls. And it's just, like, that's, instead of being at a beautiful beach in California

and, like, having fun with your friend, you're taking 800 photos to pick one to put on social media to get, like. To make sure everybody knows you're at the beautiful beach in California. Did you see that post the other day? I don't know who put it, if it was Rachel Platten or Jesse J. Someone posted, or Katy Perry maybe. And it was a bunch of people, like, on the side of what looked like a parade or, you know, how they're behind, like, the barricade.

And everyone had their phone up except for this one woman in her, like, 80s or 90s right in the front just actually watching. I also don't get stuff like that. Like, who's going to watch your parade video? Yeah. I mean, everyone has to document everything. And I think for someone who's 20, like, they live in a very different world now than we grew up in.

And social media is the, you know, what everyone believes to be the end-all be-all of, you know, your life. It's true. But it is the end-all be-all of my life, guys. For Kelty. But Kelty's also just. I mean, I'm already thinking about the photo we're going to take tonight, like eating dinner or doing something cute. Well, social media is part of life. You're a great role model, Lea Michele.

You know, I mean, but it's doing good things. So don't do what I'm doing. No, I posted and I don't look again. It's good, clean fun. speaking of good clean fun you guys scream queens is back it's coming back we're very excited for you and all the good things i know you have tons of great exciting announcements coming out this fall so congrats on your all your slaying thank you slayed all summer long she's gonna slay into the fall i know you already follow leah but if you're not head on over to instagram twitter

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