LadyGang - LG Quickie: 10 Things You Don't Know

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

Keltie would really like to be on the back of Us Weekly's "25 Things You Don't Know About Me," but since she hasn't been featured yet, she's playing with Jac and Becca. Find out the ladies oldest memory, the color of their first bedroom and other things you never knew. Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Hint: Find Hint Water at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Target, and Kroger OR use code LADYGANG at DrinkHint.com to get Hint for just $1 a bottle (with free shipping) when you order three cases! Thrive Causemetics: Right now, you can get an exclusive 20% off your first order when you visit ThriveCausemetics.com/ladygang  Post-It: Organize your life in a bold way! Find your favorite Post-it products at a local retailer today!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode of Lady Gang is brought to you by Post-It Brand. Post-It Brand helps people get ideas out of their head and out into the world. Find your perfect, favorite Post-It products at a local retailer. Today, we love our Post-Its. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang. The Hollywood Girl Posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek.

Let's make this quick. hello hello hello welcome to lady and quickie i'm back here with jack and kelty just looking through my papers because i'm a very important person oh love a clipboard so much well here's a funny story so i was really super busy this week and we're doing a bunch of podcasts and with one of the guests um i was like i was like jack i'm so busy i'm flying like i'm not gonna be able to make it can you get to staples for me and she's like yeah no problem and i was like okay you need to print off like all of this stuff print them out and bring all these pictures and there's like 26 of them I was like because we need it for like an episode and she's like okay okay and then

like I sat back and I was like you're a dummy I was like never mind I'll put it on my iPad like it's it's 2023 we don't need to print pictures anymore but I'm such a printed girl I like to have everything print at you want to touch it with your fingers I want to touch it with my hot fingers all right what are we doing okay today is 10 things you don't know about me mostly because um I you know I've been in the press cycle of promoting superfan and I really have been asking my team to please get me the back page of us weekly that says 25 things you don't know about me now that did not happen so you're doing it here so I'm doing it here because there are interesting things that you need to know about me and these bitches oh wow and I feel like after

all this time we can still learn things about each other so let's begin 10 things you don't know about me becca jack number one what was the color of your first bedroom becca tobin bubble gum pink wallpaper and the wallpaper was like pictures of ribbons just pink ribbons like grogan ribbons oh that's cute it's weird wait it was pink on pink the whole thing was pink like so like the wallpaper was just bubble gum pink yeah what color the pink ribbons like did you have like pink decor monochrome like was it all pink or i'm pretty sure i had a lot of pink decor yeah i don't remember choosing it is what's weird i think it was what was put together in as a nursery yeah and then i just grew into it yep it was so weird jacqueline so when i was a kid my dad painted

my walls blue and then painted clouds like all over my walls but like pink in the clouds it was like a sunsetty cloud thing so like i felt like i was like living in the clouds that's what i said when i was a kid it was so cute and my dad is like pictures of it so yeah my dad is like the best artist in the world so it was like hyper realistic looking like the clouds all looked real and it was really cute so cute do you guys want to know something so crazy i'm we're about to have like is this a simulation what do you have clouds in your bedroom i need to tell you something i had baby pink clouds really i swear to god is that freaking you out what was it like okay so i had in where my bedroom was the half wall was like because i'm older than you oh i had

a half wall oh half wall so the half wall the bottom to the like the build baseboard that they put around the half yeah it was just baby pink and then the top was baby pink and white cloud wallpaper but the clouds were puff paint and i remember you could take your nail and like clip off like take a little cloud oh who did that my parents i guess puff paint no it wasn't puff paint but the wallpaper was like a thick wallpaper and the cloud was like puffy weird i loved it so much and i will tell you something i also didn't pick that out i don't think but i probably did i'll ask my mom one of the things i remember the most about my childhood is like every two years getting the sears catalog and my mom letting me pick out a duvet set yeah oh yeah there's like a there's a

flyer on that it's fine um it's probably from callie um it would be like the sears catalog would come and they would have like eight kid choices and you would get the bed skirt the pillow sham the pillow and the sheets and it was like what are you gonna choose do you choose barbie do you choose care bear do you choose floral like oh my god and because i was an 80s baby it was very like i remember my brothers was very like baby blue dark blue like it was very like color block you know oh my god anyway okay good times do you guys have a formative earliest memory i have two okay one was when i was like three years old my parents used to have like uh it wasn't what it was like a their their headboard was like a shiny hard material i don't even know

what it what it was steel no it was like white but it was like i don't metal but like with like a painted like aluminum yeah and it was really really slippery and when i was like three years old i put lotion on the bottom of my feet no you did not and i went ice skating on their headboard and i slipped and i knocked out my front tooth that's like one of my first memories that i ever had and my mom told me because i was talking to her about it this weekend because i was trying to figure out what my first memory was yeah because like i don't have siblings we never moved houses like i don't didn't have like big like shifts happening um i knocked my front tooth out and then i was so upset about it growing in because you know when you're younger it's like

you want glasses and you want like a brace and you want like you just wanted that hole in your mouth i wanted i was like i never wanted the tooth to grow back i wanted to have a like a toothless smile for like the rest of my life that's so great yeah that was one of my first memories oh my god and then my other one was my mom got attacked by a goose when we're at the lake once when i was like two or two or three or three or four i don't know i i swear to god i'm in a simulation my first memory is me going in front of a mirror and I got like a stool from the bathroom and I went up on it like I was on a stage and I fell into the mirror and I cut my face up and like so Becca when you're a mother and you're like don't worry he won't remember falling down he will remember falling

down yeah it's true wow I remember putting water on the bathroom floor this is wasn't my most earliest but this is reminding me of a time that I put water on the bathroom floor like the powder a room and put my tap shoes on so you could sing in the rain but like i could be injured because i wanted also a cast but it's like i wanted a broken bone so badly so bad so badly to the point that one day my sister and i were wrestling in the living room and she like fell on top of me which was not that big yeah of a deal and i faked being hurt to the point where we went to the hospital yeah like i literally was like oh jessica fell on me and my arm my leg is definitely broken and my parents kept being like are you sure are you sure are you sure i

i literally played the card for like a full hour and they're like she's not faking it like she's committed to this and my sister knew the whole time she's like yeah she's like i knew how hard i fell on you oh my god and i faked that and then i went there and it was probably them being like she's fine dude it's like so funny we all want to get hurt when we're i wanted a broken bone so bad it's the attention it's the attention yeah and like the cool like getting to go to school for the like sign my cast meanwhile i've never broken a bone you guys i have the most embarrassing story sorry i don't mean this to be an early life thing but i'll tell you something i needed attention so bad as a child that when i was in fourth grade and i got my like big spacer thing you know how

like if you got any dental work you'd have to miss school yes yeah i told everyone i was moving and so i was like this is my last day in school i'm not gonna be here tomorrow no i'm leaving town like a goodbye party i didn't get a party but like all the kids were like we'll miss you yeah and then you like pop up the next day i just came back two days later with a retainer no that's incredible what a psycho psycho there was just a meme about how dramatic kids are and like when one kid's moving schools like how it's so dramatic yeah i remember my my friend julie Yates was moving to North Carolina. We were probably in fourth grade. And we threw

her a going away party. And we were all sobbing. And we started playing the Sarah McLachlan song, I Will Remember You. Like she was dying. No. Sorry to God. And we were sobbing. And writing her letters. Well, it is like the end of the world. And he probably never saw her again.

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yeah black and white but you know what i mean yeah yeah i mean i think like one of my biggest fears when i was a kid is quicksand like that's something that you thought was gonna be a way bigger deal than it ever was you're so right quicksand and you know what also is so funny is like you know dare like yeah yeah it's like everybody's like i really didn't get offered as many drugs as dear really like threatened to me that i would be i thought people would be like heroin all the time this is your brain on drugs or the egg in the skillet oh my god the way that again why i was shadow banned on tiktok posting about the meth commercial that i used to see all the time when i was a kid which rocked my world because i had never seen it until like probably

a couple weeks ago when you showed it to me and it was of course you were scarred by that like yes i was like nine years old watching this they had so many drug commercials on tv back in the day i remember being rem being told so many times that marijuana was a gateway drug all the time i thought that if i smoked it it was like my life was over and i finally did my senior year and i was like that wasn't so bad like i'm fine my leg i fell um becca what do you something you believed when you were a kid well that's one of them that like that i was gonna become a drug addict um uh that was kind of it and then like with my parents and and which is kind of which is real though my parents were so crazy cray cray crazy about like seat belts and they made it seem like

if you got into a fender bender and you did not have a seat belt on you were going to die and fly out the windshield yeah because you know i always wear your seat belt and that's the thing and like even now when we go on like golf cart rides or like the we have like a polaris around the neighborhood every time i get in zach looks at me he's like why why are you putting on your i'm like that too always it's like you don't even think about it i don't even think but i'm like because if somebody hits us we're gonna die he's like it would be so hard there would have to be a cement truck in our neighborhood going 80 like to kill us without your seatbelt on but i believed it and i still do another one is the bermuda triangle oh yes like i thought we would be in

there and out of there all the time i thought it was going to be a big threat you know huge you'd always you'd have to consciously be trying not to get sucked into the triangle it's true it's crazy now i'd like to be sucked in i wonder where that goes yeah what about you um for me it was that the care bears lived in the clouds like i really had i loved the care bears and i had a very strong belief that heaven and the care bears were like above the clouds like i'm not i was not a well-traveled child like i didn't you know i wasn't didn't go on an airplane for the first time until i mean listen i was really lucky in first grade but like you know i was never i never was on a plane or anything and so my parents took me to disneyland which was like so exciting

yeah and we were on the plane and i remember going on my mom's holding my hand through like the little because i was in front of her and then i got to the top of the clouds and it was like the most emo moment i was looking out and i was like where the is heaven and where are the care bears existential like it was i was like i just figured you went up there and like you were up there you know they're looking down on you from above like or also you could like jump on the clouds you know clouds are also not as fun as you thought they were no they're not i thought you could like bounce on them i do find it weird though that we still like if you're talking to somebody like like talking to a dead dog or a dead person whatever you're looking up you know

what i mean you're like well they're technically down they're technically not up at all yeah they're down it's weird that like even now i mean it's so strange yeah i just felt like there was going to be something better up there no there's not and the clouds aren't even solid yeah vapor okay last one um a superstition or conspiracy that you are interested in all of them mine is that vanderpump rules is all fake oh i here's the thing i don't think it was all fake yeah i had while watching it i had this moment where i think once ariana found out that he cheated i think everyone got together and was like we can make let's make money but without him or with him i don't know because his life is like ruined yeah but like not really he's gonna be on summer house

he is or winter house or one of those didn't you see during the one of the reunions there was like a bravo ad and it was like hey wouldn't it be crazy if tom was on winter house no and then it was like ha ha ha i don't know if it was schwartz or sandoval but i'm sure it's sandoval they're i mean no tom schwartz was just on stars on mars yeah oh so it must be sandoval that's going to be on winter house but they did some sort of a teaser allegedly but i'm like not see that their lives aren't really over well not per se but he is so hated but it would have been over anyways it's not like they made him cheat on her right but i think that getting them together and like all that stuff was for the sake of the show not really it's a good conspiracy well i saw this graph about

their viewership it was so low they were gonna get canceled yeah it was like it was like up like this and the first couple seasons and then it went down and then like season nine or whatever it was was like on the bottom and then it went back up to like the most viewed so i'm not mad at it what's yours jack well was it conspiracy i mean i believe in every conspiracy theory all of them every everyone i mean i don't believe in everyone but i'm interested in everyone aliens is not even a conspiracy yes among us on earth they're declassifying so much information about literally what people say on these weird websites that absolutely it's not even a conspiracy theory it's confirmed no it's confirmed it's confirmed i'll show you that i'll show you the

answer what about the conspiracy about like among us are most people are people or but like not they're not even humans yeah that it's like there's only a few of us that are actual humans with souls and among us like when you're on an airplane you know how you sit on an airplane you look around you're like i wonder what that person's story is i wonder what's called sonder yes the feeling of like what how is every single person on earth living a life yes and it's like it debunks that because it's like not everybody is i'm not i'm a robot well actually i would not be surprised if every day we leave you you power down into a closet and they're like i've seen it happen good work kelty night tomorrow here's what you have on your docket yeah you plug yourself

into the wall um i my superstition is that if i don't kiss my hand we're talking about conspiracy the question was a superstition or conspiracy oh those are two completely different things okay well anyway to end the show we all love each other so much we're great friends i if i don't kiss my hand and kiss the door as i walk into a plane it will crash oh i always pray when the plane takes off the only time i ever pray these are insane things you guys are admitting to right now you kiss the door of the plane yes since when ever every time when you walk on as you walk through the door i kiss and hit smack like the door opening is here and i smack the side of the plane that's so interesting and sometimes i have a lot of shit going on and i have to literally stop

and the woman sees me do it and she's like oh one of these anyway you should probably just start doing it going anywhere because i think that you're more likely to die okay we weren't here definitely and you're driving definitely you're driving let's start kissing the the hyundai okay i hope you all learned something new about me us weekly you really missed out thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god i just listened lady gang this episode's so great swipe up to listen and if you really want to which we know you do please follow us on social

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