LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: A Thong Gone Wrong

Episode Date: May 13, 2021

Just in time for summer and with European Wax Centers opening up, the ladies are talking about their DIY personal care blunders that you no longer have to experience! From waxing mishaps to neon rhinestone thongs, experimenting with Tampons and even wearing giant maxi pads to ballet class, you aren’t alone… we promise. European Wax Center will even remove the nipple hair that's been getting longer and longer over this past year. Treat yourself with European Wax Center! Visit waxcenter.com to book your reservation today and check out the new line of products — remember, your first wax is free!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the Lady Gang Quickie. I'm Becca here with Jack and Kelty. I'm very excited about the theme of today's Quickie. Oh, yes. The big reveal. But Becca, I need to talk to you. Well, first of all, this is not from a judgmental place because I'm wearing a Barefoot Dreams robe right now. Are we doing half zips? Is half zips happening? It's a workout top. Is this a leisure? Oh, okay. Because I was just wondering if it's happening, I'm going to steal it from you. you know what I mean? Like I'm gonna also wearing half zips too, but I didn't know it was happening.

No one told me to like start buying them. Like it's a look, it's definitely a look. It feels very, it goes along with your golf cart, like in a big way. Well, I've had this, it's a Nike half zip and I've had it for like 10 years. And it's the reason I wear it all the time is it's the perfect weight. If I go work out outside, it's not a sweatshirt, but it's also not a tank and it covers me and it protects me from the sun like the constrictingness of a tight fabric doesn't bother you no because when you're like running you don't want some like loose baggy thing you want it to be like tight on your body question for you before i move on i need you to reveal something to me and then it will you know we'll get to the episode when you were a dancer when

you were young did you ever wear a long sleeve bodysuit or were you a spaghetti strap kind of girl always a spaghetti strap spaghetti strap right yeah because like some ballerinas like you would wear a scoop neck like i mean basically take every urban or american apparel size like that came off of ballerina like you could wear a long sleeve but i just could never wear a long sleeve first of all my alarm my arms like it would only go up to my elbow because i have normally long arms but i was just wondering if if she likes this half zip she might have been but that's that's what i'm saying like if i was a ballerina that long sleeve sounds like i'd want to die in it because it's just like so tight and constricting right well or you just didn't like the look but

but here's the thing it's like you wear leggings every day of your life that's as restrictive legging for your armpit only one brand the only brand that doesn't make me feel like my legs are gonna be popping off okay yeah i mean i do feel like it was questionable when the ballerinas would have like a huge underarm sweat stain but then do you remember when we cut our tights like did you ever cut the crotch out of your tights i invented spanx like i was doing spanx before spanks was a spanks we used to wear in ballet you'd put your bodysuit on and then your tights jack and then you'd put you'd pull the tight like the top of your tights up above or below your boobs below the boobs i didn't know anyone who did above the well when you're as flat as me it

like didn't make a difference yeah you don't know when to stop it's like oh my god they're so high okay so um hello everyone we're so happy to be here and we're so excited to have our second episode with the european wax center as the sponsor and what's so cool about this is that european wax center literally called us and they were like hey the lady and girls are amazing i can picture all your beautiful naked bodies out there and i know that you are waxed possibly hopefully vaxxed and looking amazing because they were like all your girls are coming to get their free wax so right now if you go to european wax center in your town they're everywhere and you say hey i'm part of the lady gang, your first wax is free. You can go get a full Brazilian, do your bum,

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something in the room like you know you want to get your nipple waxed but you're like i don't want to ask this person i mean first of all they don't care at all like i was literally interviewing the girl that waxed me and i was like how many waxes do you do she's like 100 i was like is it ever weird she's like no this is literally like just work for me i'm like okay but it's like you don't want to go in the room and be like can i um also get my um um big toe wax like it's just weird they already know everything they've seen everything and heard everything so nothing is weird at that point it's like i know yeah exactly so when you go to a european wax center um you know their whole vibe is our vibe uh they embody unapologetic confidence and um the salons are so

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going to talk about our DIY personal care blunders. And I'm going to begin by talking about my waxing blender. I'm going to open it up. Many, many years ago, when I first started getting waxed, I was at some place in New York city. And it was like, all the dancers went there. Cause the waxing was super cheap. It was cheap for a reason. I'm not going to really get into it and disgust you out. But anyway, I didn't realize that I had a skin tag on my labia. Oh, the waxer. Sorry. How did you not ever notice that? Didn't you think it might've been like something other than a skin tag, like a herpy, whatever it was? Well, no, because I would go for my paps and like i thought it was normal and basically it was very small it was like the size

of a tiny little mole but it was always like a little it wasn't a big it wasn't like a full skin tag it was like a mini a micro skin tag and i could never decide if it was like an ingrown hair if it was like do you get pimples on your vagina i don't know yes yeah okay i didn't know what it was but i knew what it was when she ripped it off and i started profusely you don't even realize you know how many oh blood blood when you get orgasmic and your whole vagina swells up full of blood guess what's their blood when they pulled it off i bled all over the thing and i was like mortified and i could tell that she was like this is one of the first times this has ever happened to me anyway she's like oops so what are they doing now she took it she took it and she showed

me because she wanted to make sure that she's that she showed me that like it wasn't her mistake that it was like a skin tag. And so she put the, like, it was the paper strip, my mistake up into my face and was like, that's why you need the comfort wax because the comfort wax wouldn't rip off your skin anyway. Oh, anyone else have a blunder by the way, my skin tags gone. Thanks. I, I don't have a personal blunder, but I do have a funny story from being on tour. When I discovered the European wax center. It was on the, on the tails of this experience. So it was myself and two of the other girls from, um, the show. And we were, you know, in a different city every night. And on our days off, we'd try to get our nails done. We'd try to get, you know, waxes. So it was time

for all of us to get waxed. And one of my best friends, Jody had never had a bikini wax before. She had always just shaved. And I said to her, and she has really, really curly, curly, thick hair a big bush if you will probably naturally a big bush i was always complaining about how big her bush was and how shaving it was really stubbly and not smooth and i said just trust me try to wax let's we found this random place in kentucky and we went and we got her waxed and she was in so much pain oh no she did not let them finish yes she wears just so many hairs it was and the woman kept your head yeah and the woman kept going over and over and over it not comfort wax and she was mortified and like i said one side of her butt butt crack was still hairy because she just

would not let them finish like and i'm done and then the in a couple weeks later was honestly when i found the european wax center and i forget what city we were in but i couldn't talk her back into it since then she's gotten back into it she's so traumatized and i felt so bad but it's if it's a real doozy if you go to someone who doesn't know what they're doing oh i remember skin tag lady and like her uh i don't know if this is like the right thing to do but she would wax and then she'd beat the shit out of your vagina like with her hand i think like oh maybe to like yeah like to offset for the pain yeah she just started like whacking you and you're like what am i doing right now anyway um i have that's a good one i have kind of a story so you asked if

you can get pimples on your vagina well you can and you can also get obviously crazy crazy ingrown hairs and i used to get the worst ingrown hairs on my vagina and in between my butt crack because i was doing a lot of spin classes with a lot of friction um that's a really mess up your bumhole Yeah. And I was just had a little, a sensitive area, but I got so turned off from waxes for so long because anytime I'd get a bikini wax back in the day, going to cheap places that I had found on a group on, um, it would like make me break out around my butthole. So I was turned off for waxes for so long, but then I'd use this ingrown hair serum for years because it was like the only thing that would stop my ingrown hairs and my pimples um and then until recently and

then i got returned back on because of our sponsor but it was if you go to the wrong place the shit gets scary it does what is like do you squeeze a bumhole pimple do you just can it's just like any other pimple from it's because you have pores can you get a bumhole facial sorry i took it too far i took it too far i probably needed one back in the day to be honest like it is the product we bring to market like a steamer for your bum hole it probably exists yeah isn't it like vaginal steaming you just have to put your butthole down there okay um i want to talk about our first thongs on the big reveal what do you remember about your foray into womanhood jack has a story i just remember what my first thong was first of all it was like those the ones that were just a

triangle and then like a tiny triangle like for your butt connected by a string yeah and mine was a neon pink I probably got it from Charlotte Roos or something like that definitely like a cheap mall store and it had angel written in it in rhinestones on the front gross wow and you know when you're when you're young I don't know I was probably like in seventh grade but you feel like so sexually awakened. Even though like I did angel was ready. They're very like a sexy thong for a 13 year old. Wow. That was my first thong. My first thong experience was I was probably in middle school and I had a pair of pants that were on the tighter side. And I remember my sister and my mom would always talk about panty lines. And so I noticed I had a really bad panty line in

these pants and I didn't have any thongs of my own. My sister had them, but I don't know why I didn't go to my sister's probably because my sister would like claw my eyeballs out anytime I opened her closet or drawers. Sure. I went into my mom's room and I took out one of her thongs. It was like a brown lacy thong or like a mall. And I put it on and it was like, at the time I was 12 13 so i probably weighed like 75 pounds and my mom is like a normal size human and i put this baggy ass thong on and then i put my tight pants over it and i just oh it was like the opposite of a bad panty line it was just like a bunchy brown thong in my pant did you tell her you borrowed it of course i'm sure i did and i remember because it's not it doesn't fit well enough so the like

gusset of it is just swinging back and forth so you're not even having any coverage on your vagina oh my i can picture this i you know what i actually you know my mom has like huge boobs she has fake boobs which she didn't tell me until like five years ago and i was like where are my boobs and she was like well these are fake and i'm like ah oh my god that's amazing anyway um when i was a kid i used to do the same thing i used to go when my i was like a latchkey kid and i after school i would go and through my mom's lingerie drawer and i try on all her bras Can you imagine like a double D on my tiny pre-pubescent ballerina body in the eighth grade?

You know what I mean? Like, I just was so excited about it. Anyway. Okay. My first song is the opposite of Becca's. Mine was too small. It was just right. Jack was just right.

Becca was too big. Kelly was too small. I remember I had a boyfriend and we were into some heavy petting. Okay. How old were you? I think I was like 16. and um a late bloomer for a thong I see yeah well we were I just remember we wore the cool sexual underwear in my day was a cotton Calvin Klein brief oh yeah we were I was growing up

during the ck1 ckb everyone had ck1 as the smell and you would like wear your jeans and like have the little Calvin Klein thing come out. Anyway, that wait, sorry. That is true. I feel like not that we're that much younger than you, but the generation, like, like an older millennial right now, but like, it's different than, I feel like the thongs are such an early two thousands thing. Cause people were wearing them outside of their pants and stuff. Like they love the look of the thong popping out anyways. Continue. Yes. The cotton brief was the, the hot underwear of my day. yeah anyway bring it back we used to go to winners which was like our version of marshall's and my best friend katie bought a lime green velvet thong and i know she listens girl remember

that and your khakis and we listened to natalie and bruglia all night talked about our thongs anyway chafe your legs um i i was like a small and everything right because i was like a tiny little dancer so i got a small we didn't know about my huge vagina at this point i didn't know that I was like normally large so I got a small thong or an extra small it was purple lilac satin probably only had like four inches of gusset length so it was like a low rise purple thong but it was really small think about like what's that guy with the yellow bikini borat yeah think of like borat but a tiny little like I don't even think it went above my bum cheeks it was like across my bum cheeks anyway it was so uncomfortable and I remember I got into like the heavy petting

I think I might have had my pants down and that my boyfriend at the time was like what is that you're having your time Kelsey I was like I don't know Jessica Simpson has it coming out of her pants I don't know what this is anyway um so on that note I wanted to just say a quick shout out to uh european wax center for look at these conversations we're having but they have amazing new line of products you can order online you can go into your european wax center and get they have aloe lotion which is amazing they have the aloe wash the aloe polish is amazing it's like this creamy polish that removes dull skin um slows hair regrowth they also have an aluminum free deodorant of course the ingrown serum and they also have post wax calming max masks so if

you're becca's friend and you had a wax that you could only get halfway through you can put that on and then they also have if you want to grow some hair a brow building serum and when we come back we're going to talk about me wearing a giant maxi pad to ballet class great support for this podcast comes from pluto tv need an escape drop into pluto tv for a world of free tv stream hundreds of channels and thousands of movies and shows all for free yeah free no subscriptions no fees imagine 24 7 channels of narcos csi star trek survivor and everything else from hit movies to binge-worthy TV shows, the latest news, live sports, comedy, and more. What are you waiting for?

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I got it on my 13th birthday. Whoa. So young. I know. On your birthday. Were you wearing the white pants? I wasn't wearing white pants. um yeah it was happening to me on my birthday and I was like whoa and I had an older sister so I

already knew the drill when you have an older sister and also a family that's so open and talks about everything I just it came and I was like oh here she is and I had already been practicing using tampons which is a whole nother story um what do you mean you're practicing using tampons I was at my friend's house her name was Megan I forget her last name anyways I was at her her house and she shared a bathroom with her mom. And I was, it was the first bathroom I'd ever been in, in like, you know, not a public restroom where there were tampons that were just laying around. And I just felt like I always wanted to see if I could use one. I hadn't had my period yet. And so I attempted it. It was not successful because like the vagina, I don't think

is even meant to have a tampon in it until you get your period. No, this is probably two years before getting my actual period but yeah i did experiment with tampons so by the time mine came i was like ready she's always ahead of the trend i'm always ahead of the trend and i also just feel like i for some reason i just knew at the ripe old age of 13 that i was not going this is why i'm so weird about periods i was like this is not gonna stop me this is not gonna slow me down we're just gonna figure it out we're gonna move on i hate you um i got my period super late i was like the last person i knew to get it i think i was almost 16 and i was 16 yeah i post i think i was maybe like 15 and a half holy shit my mom got her super late too uh but i was so pissed i was like i

thought i could go to like 17 without getting it and then i had a uh tampon blunder which i'm not going to tell the story now because i'm going to tell it in a different form um where i got a tampon stuck in my vagina for far too long um and yeah i don't i i was just a super late bloomer with my period but did you wear a giant maxi pad to ballet class under your body suit no one told me sheila didn't tell me about her breast implants and she also didn't tell me about a tampon oh no for a long time so like i'm here i'm this ballerina and i'm like what do you do i used to go to ballet school like with the white tight and the black bodysuit and there would be a maxi pad under there that's disgusting how old were you like 14 wow with a white tight that is

sketchy like and also i don't know why has i guess like well there definitely was not menstrual cups back then no well there probably was there were really only two options for girls it was a maxi giant maxi pad or a tampon but they're like a shitty tampon like a cardboard tampon right but there were no like little maxi pads right like i just feel like panty liners but it wouldn't keep your period from right like i felt like the option wasn't like an a giant diaper maxi pad that was like this thick and this long i remember i you know i after my tampon blunder i did wear those huge pads for quite a while and it's literally like wearing a diaper i mean and anyway so that's it that's all i remember is just like i also like can't be held down i'm also a becca

i'm like i will do my tendus today even though i have a like a almost like a round i mean it's just like a grand plie like i think about it and i'm like what if it like popped out of your like your body i don't know it's like i need to make leotards for teenage girls that have the like same don't you think um technology as the period panties oh that's quite smart yeah i'm sure nastia lucan has already thought of this for gymnastics it's so smart she has her line of leotards she does i'm gonna dm her and be like i have an idea for you i have a great idea it's pretty because even when you're wearing like if you're if you were cool enough to wear a tampon it's still like your body doesn't know what the fuck's going on and so you're like leaking

everywhere and you're so scared you're gonna leak like wouldn't it feel nice to just have something extra layer of protection and when you're young you have way heavier at least i had way heavier periods than well and you can't you don't you know how you know if it's time to like change a tampon now it's like we know because we're wise when you're young it just happens shit just happens with your body and then all of a sudden you like have to go home from school because your genes are ruined kind of a thing so you know what i mean it's happened all of us okay very last thing we're going to talk about the reveal is body hair and shaving your legs or realizing there was hair there because the number one thing that's very funny about my friends right

now is that i have a group of friends that all have this makes me so old but i have a group of friends that all have like coming into teenage years children oh so like i have 12 11 10 11 12 like my friends at work and and so like the big conversation is now like so and so has hair on his balls and I'm like whoa your little baby like this is so crazy so I just want to know do you remember and when did you start did you like get a I feel like Becca's mom gave her a lesson it was like here's how you shave your legs and Jack's mom like shaved them for her and my mom was like let me know when you shave them your mom never told you about it I was 10 years old at the end of the year it was a fifth grade end of the year blast you know pool party

and i just remember being at the pool party and with three other girls i think i've talked about them before on the podcast because they've dm'd me since twins dab me and laura and then she's name checking okay drop that name they're they're friends now still but you know it's tumultuous as teenagers. Another girl, Leslie. And I remember sitting at the party and I was like, God, I'm so sick of having hair on my legs. I'm so sick of it. And they were like, yeah, us too. And we all said, we're going to go home tonight and we're going to make a pact and we're all going to shave our legs. And we're not going to ask our moms for permission because my mom had already shut that down. And we were like, yes, we're going to go home and we're going to shave

our legs. It was the last day of fifth grade. So I go home and I go in my mom's shower and I use her razor and I do a pretty good job. I don't think I cut myself or anything. Again, I'd been watching my sister and my mom do this for centuries and I shaved my legs. And then I, I see my friends the next day and I get in trouble of course, by my mom. And then I see these bitches the next day and guess who didn't stick with the pact? No, only person. You're the person that jumps off the bridge and the other two people are like, Oh yes. So I had my shape, fresh shaved legs at 10 years old and my mom was just so heartbroken. She's like, where did my little baby go? And I have barely any hair on my legs. Cause it's like, I have no hair and it's light, but I did a good

job. And from that point on, I've had hairless legs. Um, so I don't really remember my shaving my legs story, but I do remember when I was a freshman in high school, all of the popular girls were shaving their arms it was this like such a thing sexual popular girls were all shaving their arms and i remember being in class and one of the girls looks over at me and she's like judge you you have arm hair and then that day i went home and i shaved my fucking arms and i've never looked back i still shave my arms because i don't want somebody saying that i'm not cool because i have hair you still shave your arms i still shave mine i don't yeah regularly i do i don't either the way that i do my face it's like a once every couple weeks yeah like i probably have a stubble right

now you have a little arm stubble if i don't wax my arms at european wax center can you for sure they have that as an option my arm hair is too thin on my arms to wax but it's like a like every other week a shave but now it's just become i just get in the shower and i'm like i'm like whatever yeah but yeah i was i was uh pressured and peer pressured into shaving my arms shame i wanted to be cool shamed into shaving my arms i was also shamed um by my own family uh i just all i remember is that like anything i never asked permission i just forged ahead on my own journey and i remember starting to shave my legs same as you becca like i borrowed got the razor and then we were at a campfire which seems weird but in canada there were so many of them and we're at a campfire and

my parents were talking about the prices at costco and how everything was so expensive but the most expensive thing was the razor blades and how many razors you could get in a pack and there was like some deal this is like adult speak that i didn't understand when i was a child but now i'm like if there is a good deal at costco like you definitely tell your friends about it and um you know what i mean like you're like why are you guys talking about deals at costco and now i'm like guys this is boring you're like wait how much is the the acrylic boxes at Costco are on sale you should go get a 16 pack like I literally do that every day but anyway so my dad and my mom were talking about the razors at Costco and the deal and then all of like the family friends and all the people

I was the youngest I was always the pipsqueak my dad says announces to everyone and I guess Kelty is shaving her legs now too because we're going through razors faster than ever and like no one had told me about it my mom hadn't been like this is how you shave your legs like they just like shamed me for growing up that's it and i was just like i feel like that's probably a story my kids are gonna tell just just putting them on blast in front of a bunch of people you know what i mean anyway we don't have to do that anymore because we have european wax center and in the best lady gang deal that has ever happened in the history of lady gang you can go to the european wax center in your town and get your first wax free right now go get your wax

right now go to waxcenter.com yeah or european wax on instagram you can find out where you can go go get your free wax lady gang um let them know you're part of the lady gang when you go we're so excited for you we're so excited that they have sponsored some podcasts and we were having such fun conversations and i'll probably um never forget that jack had that angel thong again i can't stop thinking about it but live your life and we weren't here for a good time you're here here for a smooth time smooth time thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber will sterling steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god

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