LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: ALLEGEDLY WASSA HAPPENING CONTINUES

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

A show where we gossip about celebrity life, allegedly. Who would you rather Tony Danza or John Stamos? Is babyshaming ok? The world's oldest dog dies! Tom Brady is single again! Our thoughts on Travis and Taylor! Dolly doesn't want to be our friend, please send a fax. Britney's notebook audition and the new "pussy" flavored potato chips. Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Huggies: Get your baby’s butt into Huggies best fitting diaper! Huggies Little Movers. We got you, baby. LadyGang is sponsored by BetterHelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/ladygang to get 10% off your first month! Angi: Download the free Angi mobile app today or visit Angi.com to get professional help on your next project!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Let's make this quick. hello hello hello welcome to lady and quickie i'm back here with jack and kelty if you're listening for the first time in a long time i want to just preface this by letting you know that i did a bad job in my time management so sometimes in the reviews which i read all of them i see you when you hate me they say like why is kelty so crazy about time i just wish you would like go nuts yeah and i was like okay so i went nuts i talked about britney spears on tuesday for way too long because I read the book and I wanted to talk about it and we didn't get to talk about all the other things happening

in Hollywood and we know that our girls love and allegedly what's happening. So we're going to allegedly what's happening real quick. Right now. Okay. I mean, not real. Don't say real quick. You make me anxious. I don't know, but as a listener, I like to like linger in my listening. It's not a job.

People don't listen to podcasts being like, okay, I have to get 15 minutes through. I got to get 15 minutes of this. I got to get it in. I got to get it in. So we're going to talk about celebrities as long as we want. Great. Yeah. Happy Thursday. Sit back and relax. Sit back and relax.

Let's chill. For a little bit. Don't worry, though. We won't go over time. Okay. The first thing is that John Stamos has come out saying that his girlfriend, Terry, he caught her in bed with Tony Danza. Whoa.

That is the shock of my life. Current girlfriend? No, no, no. No, no. Like way back in the day. You wish. Back in the day. Is Tony Danza still alive?

Yeah. okay he's on sex in the city oh he was like recently yeah he plays che diaz's tv dad oh yeah i don't know just like that oh just like that okay no back in their hot era oh okay hot era i it's so funny because to me tony danza and john stamos are so interchangeable in my mind that's literally what i was thinking i'm like isn't tony danza just like 10 years older than John Stamos but they're the same kind of the same like dark handsome like charismatic yeah slightly cheesy guy oh I feel like John so get it Terry I feel like John is it Terry Hatcher no no no I thought that too I wish I just feel like John Stamos is hot and you want to him and Tony

Danza is like tap dancing who's the boss no I think like the maid in the house for Judith light But I think that Tony had a hot era that we missed. We were too young, I think, to know Tony. I think he's still hot. He's still very good looking. Oh, he is? No. But I think it's the vibe you're talking about.

Yeah, the vibe is not fuckable. I think Tony Danza has a sexier vibe than John Stamos somehow. What? Yeah. I'm basing this on nothing. Lady Gang, who would you rather? But like, I don't know. Young John Stamos or young Tony Danza.

I always sort of felt like I could have possibly had a chance with John Stamos. Like if I were prettier, but also because when I was doing Glee, Jenna was really close with him. They're like good friends and Kevin. And I just remember being like, I mean, I'm really only one person separation from John Stamos right now. And he's single and like notoriously likes younger women. Granted, he usually likes models, but I was like, if there was like one night where I

could just really charm him. I could see it happening. I could see it happening. One of my friends dated him. Really? was cute yeah he's hot yeah he has the he has the membership to the disney yeah yeah that's the only thing i know about him yeah and it was from like a lady gang episode from like 2015 i think i shared that yeah it's a no for me like i could never be someone who is like an adult disney lover but like

i understand i've been to disney with adult disney lovers and it is the most magical day you've ever had is it so yes i totally get it but it's just a one time every couple years for me okay next uh this is a public service announcement do not discuss people's children on the internet Paris Hilton's baby is being a fucking baby shamed no no no no and we're judging people right now I literally just did a who would you rather like you know babies are off limits I i disagree wow as the only mother in the group i think it's absolutely harmless to critique a baby's looks because they do not oh my god they don't stay looking that way like he's like a little he's like a baby baby isn't he yes he's a generic looking baby you

know what i mean it's like if there's nothing wrong with them there's no disfigurement and they are just a straight up normal and they're just a straight up healthy baby yeah i think it is a very fun pastime she's roasting infants roast an infant i roasted ford i thought he was so weird looking i all babies are weird looking no he was weirder newborns are weird looking he was like okay as a newborn because they all crossed the board yeah but then there's this point in time where it's like between six months to a year it's like that eight and nine month range where it's just it's hairy and there are only so many beautiful babies at that age and my own was not he was so weird looking you could ask any of my friends we would be at dinner parties and i'd be

like he's strange looking and i hope he grows out of it and he's starting to but you know he's got interesting features and i was okay talking about his weird features and i was also okay if my friends wanted to be like you're right his eyes are crazy looking poor ford poor ford also i'm so sorry to paris hilton paris hilton doesn't know here's the difference you're just like roasting your kid and like yeah these people are posting like mean comments about how big his head is and he he does have a larger head and she was like her clap back was epic she's like big brain yeah big brain energy i don't know if that's real but like whatever anyway i just feel like let paris just live babies are not supposed to be beautiful it's beauty is in the eye of the

eye of the beholder it's the mother's job to think your baby is beautiful and to not know yeah and i guess the thing that sucks is that paris probably had her like mommy rose colored glasses and she probably thought her baby was like the most beautiful perfect creature and then it was other people to come in and be like no it's he's not yes but that's like me when we started doing lady gang tv and i found out for the first time that i'm not super hot like i my whole life i thought i was a 10 and then i found out i'm not like it was amazing until i moved to hollywood yeah i thought i've talked about this my dad made me feel like i was a victory secret model 100 i had no idea i wasn't i had no idea i wasn't you guys i don't know what that feels like next

bobby the world's oldest dog ever was 31 what kind of dog was he it looked like a lab he was a beautiful chocolatey lab he lived 11 478 days wow i thought i was harder i do too but they this one it's almost harder if they live that long yeah callie well you know his last years were probably not dark callie got a butt squeeze the other day um and does that mean like you know she gets her anal glands like depressed like becca did the other one at the hospital um and the lady was like oh no she's definitely eight or nine based on her butthole how much did you think she was i thought she was like six or seven oh i thought she was a pup anyway um okay tom tom brady and irena shakes relationship has fizzled no shock there i didn't i who uh if a

man cooper's ex-wife or ex-girlfriend is she does she do anything she's a model she's a vs model she's very beautiful um i think that tom brady's probably the most boring person on the planet ever doesn't do it for me that's why i love taylor and travis kelsey because i'm i love i'm so into this because he podcasts every week and he's literally talking about the shit that just happened in the relationship and he doesn't care he's like yeah it's weird when i look up and then his brother was like is the nfl overdoing it and he was like yeah probably like i get it like i love them i love that too you can tell that they're raised very well and they're forever they're gonna i'm saying it on this podcast because he's obsessed with her he's he loves her more than she loves

him yeah and he's tall she's wearing platforms and i just see them they're gonna get married did you see my green line test yes did you see it you know the green line theory there's a picture of them that like came out last week and he is like leaning over so far that like he and i know he's really tall and that's everybody is like giving me shit because it's like he's just tall and leaning over no it's but i'm like he doesn't lean over chris leans away from me green line test he could have easily just stood up and she could have leaned into him in this in this regard we could do the green line test symbolizing another green meaning money yeah and he wants that money he's leaning over he's ready for that money billion net that she got from that tour yeah

she netted no she's gonna net like 2.1 billion dollars from that tour it's crazy but it was so good i have to be honest i saw everybody loves it i wish i could i i just don't i don't have a problem with her at all she's like the girl i would have been nice to in high school because she was kind of nerdy yeah what i mean but that's why she's so relatable that's why she's but i absolutely think that she's started a she it's an organized religion at this point oh absolutely and the people who follow her and the people who are posting on social media constantly and about her at these games, I'm like, there's no one more annoying than a woman right now posting about Taylor Swift at football games.

Yeah. I mean, I did, but. You did? I don't know. Replace the song. She has this song, London Boy. Because I like a London boy. And it was about her ex, Joe Alwyn, because he was from London.

And then someone did a remix and they were like, because I like a Kansas boy. And they did a TikTok. Is he smart? Who? Travis Kelsey? Yeah, he's smart. Yeah, he doesn't seem stupid. I fell in love with him because he had a show on E! called Catching Kelsey, and it was a dating show.

I saw someone talk about this. And he's so charismatic and, like, very, very likable. I like him because he's the, not the nephew, the uncle to his brother's two kids, and the kids come on the podcast, and you can tell he has a real relationship with them. He's like, what's up, girly? And she's like, hi, Uncle Trav. Yeah, they seem like normal people. Yeah, and the mom seems normal. She went on the Today Show.

Wasn't she, like, less excited about Taylor than people? No, I think that she knew not to say anything about it. A hundred percent. But Hoda was like, and then Taylor. Then why was she on the Today Show? Yeah, that's interesting. I don't know what she was talking about. I never got that far.

It wasn't to talk about Taylor? No, I think she was, like, talking about, I have no idea, a charity. I don't know. I hope she had another reason for being there. And then she was like, it was fine. Like, that was her answer. Yeah, but I think that she knew. Because at first I was like, oh, she fucking hates her.

No, no, no. I was like, oh, I think she knows not to reveal anything. She didn't want to be in the narrative. Yeah. Hey, Ontario, come on down to BetMGM Casino and see what our newest exclusive, The Price is Right Fortune Pick, has to offer. Don't miss out. Play exciting casino games based on the iconic game show only at BetMGM.

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Deacon's a cool name. And Will Ferrell's son, Magnus. Oh. Deacon and Magnus are the new Brody Jenner and Spencer. Okay. Well, did you see that Will Ferrell was at his son's frat party DJing? Funniest thing I've ever seen. I was like, that's not him.

And then I was like, oh, it's his son. I thought he was just like randomly at a frat party. He went to that school. And so he's excited when his son went to that school. And then he goes to the frat party and DJs. But I want to let everyone know that Will Ferrell is one of the meanest celebrities that I've ever met across my entire career. I can see that.

Mean? I can see that. Not when I was an, because I met him when I wasn't an interviewer. I was a dancer in Vegas. He came to a show. He was at an after party or something. My friend, Alex DeLeon, our friend, mutual friend, was a big fan and went up to him. And like, it was a very small party.

It was like a you have to talk shop with everyone there. Right. And he was like, just not nice. I feel like this is probably bad. Not a good judgment. This is a bad story to tell because he's notoriously the nicest man in Hollywood. Really? So like everybody.

So he just hates Las Vegas. He was probably just miserable in Vegas because who's not? Right. And being famous in Vegas as Will Ferrell, you literally can't avoid human contact. You're right. So maybe he wasn't as warm and maybe Alex was wasted and he wanted a hug and he didn't get one. Yes. I had an unfortunate experience one time, and I will forgive Will Ferrell, and I would like everyone to forgive me for all the things that I've done wrong on this podcast in the last decade.

Thank you. This is what I was going to say. I think we all know better than to judge somebody based on one short experience. 100%. In Vegas. In Vegas. No, I know. I didn't ask a party.

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They should be. Free fry McDonald's Fridays. Anywhere? All the time? You get free fries with $1 purchase until the new year. $1? Wow. So you get your big Diet Coke, and then you get your fry for free.

And you get barbecue sauce. Because what? Barbecue sauce is the best sauce. They have these new sauces that I have tried recently. Really? What kind? Are they like hybrids of two? Kind of.

It's like a barbecue. Fusion. Sweet and spicy. It's called like Mamba sauce. sauce olive oil and sadness no i could wolf down some mcdonald's it sounds mcdonald's was like should we go for lunch yeah let's do it they're my favorite sponsor i've ever worked with myself oh so you're not serious oh no i'll do it i have a very squirrely stomach today okay next dolly parton explains that she's only reachable by facts i love this it is my goal for

my life she said and i quote i'm surrounded by enough people wow yeah that is the ultimate that is my dream is to have no phone she doesn't have a phone she actually doesn't have a phone i would like it she's only reachable to friends through fax her friends can't even phone her okay i love this is she married i bet orange theory couldn't find me through fax the lash bar i got my lashes tinted at one time that text somehow got my phone number and text me every day lash sale i'm like it wasn't that good i'm not coming back and then i respond please disregard me anyway i'm so sick of text messages from brands yeah oh sorry i have one um a travis kelsey thing sorry we are okay and then i want to talk about the beckhams because it's my newest

obsession oh yeah um travis kelsey admits he was a leash kid as a mom so he admitted that he was a leash kid and then he would always run off and get lost and i thought it was so cute that's cute and i wanted to know if ford is on a leash he will be when we go to disney for his second birthday i feel like i would definitely leash my kid i would do i feel like leashing you too sometimes like just like let's get going we would be late always because of jack she'd be peeing and i'd be standing outside the bathroom like we arrived we arrived this morning to do this podcast and jack's like i'm just gonna put on a stitch of makeup and i'm like bitch talk bitch i was send up all the cameras while she was putting on makeup i flew here at 5 a.m i'm allowed to take

10 minutes to put on makeup you bitches live here no it's funny no and jack picked me up from the airport so i'm not gonna rag on no i'm not ragging on her either i think she's great i think she's amazing okay you want to talk about the backups because when we um had justin sylvester on last week yeah last week yes no two weeks ago a couple weeks ago um he we talked about backups because we had watched it but you have now watched it i have also watched okay great great what do you guys think I am in love with David Beckham I know I know never he never did it for me never and I was watching that and I'm like I can't even decide like if it's young David Beckham I love more than old David Beckham because they just so much footage obviously from all his football games

and I can't even I just called it football like I'm actually British wow but I'm immersed I'm I'm immersed. I am immersed. I am obsessed. And I am so glad. No shade to his kids. I would be worried if he had a son who looked exactly like him. Like, I would be considering leaving Zach.

Wow. David Beckham might be the hottest man I've ever seen in my life. And he has stayed so hot the entire time. He seems so nice. So nice. Like, except for, like, the whole big cheating debacle. But, like, other than that, they seem happy. I love when he was cooking, grilling the one single mushroom for 13 hours.

Yes. I'm like, I love it. He has all these little idiosyncrasies, like. It's the cashmere sweater collection for me. His clothing is great. When he turned in the closet. I know, they're, like, so bougie. This is part where he turned to, like, a boner during that.

Yeah, Chris, too. They were like, why don't I have that? And he turns in his closet, and he's like, there's the outfits for the week, because he, like, sets out his outfits for the week. And then Chris and I were talking about, like, how can we give him an outfits of the week rack in his closet? Yeah. It's great.

It is a good idea. And he was so particular about, like, how his shirts were folded. And I was like, you know, there was this thing in the early 2000s where it was, like, what was it, Manhattan Man? Was it Man? Not Manscaped. It was, like, a man. It was, like, it was when the first queer eye came out

and it was, like, saying you're Manapolitan or something. What was that? I don't know. Okay, no, no, no. But like, it was like you were gay, but you're straight. Metrosexual. Metrosexual. Thank you.

Manapolitan. Manapolitan. Is that the name of a cocktail? Manapolitan. It's like a Cosmo made with Mezcal. Anyway. That's incredible. We got, it was okay to be metrosexual, and then it somehow fell out of fashion.

And I feel like the Beckham documentary let us be. Yeah, because he's macho, but he's also very metro. And he looks good with every haircut. I literally, that's what I couldn't get over. I was like, his hair, every single thing he did and he always had different hair. Yeah. I was like, how could someone be this hot? He's so hot.

What the fuck? He's so hot. I tried to convince Chris to grow out the bottom so he could be like faux hawk Beckham. Oh. Like a little bit of the bottom. Oh, I see what you're saying. And he, we talked about it. I don't know.

I don't think he's going to do it. You can't both have like trendy haircuts. I know you both have like a, what is it? It would be weird. Like, should you be both her shags? It's like a weird midlife crisis where it's like, have you seen The Knights? They both got, like, weird edgy haircuts. He's always had an edgy haircut.

Yeah, he has. Yeah, but you can't both now, like, a shag. You're right, you're right. It's a lot. Okay. Jack, this is for you. Female frogs play dead to dodge unwanted male attention. I know.

Genius. Iconic. Call me a frog. I know. I mean, they just got it. I know. I'm obsessed. Do you remember when my sex drive was really high?

It went back down. It happens. I know. It's just life. You know? It's hormones. It's what happens in menopause. Wait.

Okay. Is she menopause? Wait. When do you get menopause? I know it's different for everyone. It's different for everyone. It depends on like your mom. I'm probably, I think I'm peri because.

I'm probably peri, but you can be peri for like many years. Years. Years. Yeah. Because my period's like every 22 days now, which sucks. Oh God. Okay. A couple things.

a Lithuanian company just released an adults-only flavor of potato chip, and it's pussy-flavored. It's shaped... I'm going to describe this to you, because people don't like it if we show a picture and then don't describe it. I'm going to describe this. That's my fault.

It's the consistency of a sun chip. It's as if the sun... It's crimped. It's as if the sun chip and then you took... Someone took their fingers and opened up the labia of the chip. But like... What's the...

The flavor is pussy. Does it taste like tuna fish? The flavor is pussy. Try this chip, and then I have to tell you... Oh. It just is pussy-flavored. What does it say? All bodies taste good.

Yes for sex. No preservatives for hot ones. Pussy flavor. Kettle chips. I don't know. I'll try to get some. What the hell? From Lithuania?

Yeah. Good luck. Okay, last thing I want to talk about is we talked about Brittany on Tuesday. Yeah. And I went to... About what? Brittany. spears on tuesday but you said her name i'm sorry it's so strange britney bitch but um

i went on too long but i i wanted i forgot i wanted circling back we're circling back britney no her notebook audition oh yeah oh yeah did you see it yeah it was incredible it was good she's great she almost got it so glad she didn't she talked about it in the book that it was that she was the final two oh really yes i didn't know she was down to the two and the director was like she was incredible and we were like oh god she's so good but like she's britney spears like it's gonna ruin kind of ruin the movie you know yeah but she really wasn't really good after people get off after her for her singing i feel like she could have been really an actor yeah crossroads baby great movie what did you think of it as an actress i thought it was really good i was super

impressed i only saw like the clip where she's crying yeah that's the one but it was short Yeah. I don't know if I saw, like, the full audition video, but it was good. But, I mean, it's true. You can't really put, like, a super... Although, Lady Gaga, she proved us wrong in the Star is Born. That's true. But I don't know if Britney would have been able to fully, like, transform into that role.

Yeah. The way Lady Gaga did. Okay. Mauricio Umansky is allegedly dating his Dancing with the Stars partner. Is this... What's her name's ex-husband? Emma. No.

Yes. Kyle Richards. Yeah. Yeah. I'm into it. I'm into it, too. i love it they were on i wanted to tell you they were on e-news uh a few weeks ago and they definitely had like a chemistry between them and then i was talking to emma because she's recently

divorced like a year or whatever she used to date a dancer so she's never gonna have good sex again like that's bottom line it's like the best sex of your life was with the with a husband dancer that's probably why you stayed or married him yeah it didn't work out now mauricio but i was like oh it's so interesting and i said to her well what are you gonna do now she's like i just there's no one to date i was like you need a pr relationship you need to date someone that's just success consultant success consultant i was like you need someone who's just famous that like you don't care about that's your rebound and like you're hot you're blonde got great legs like go get a man get really a lot of brand deals from being at us weekly all the

time and then and then name emma slater she's beautiful and she's australian i think or british or something anyway but they had a vibe i think and then let's like how do you not fall in love with your dancing with the stars partner that's literally why they keep asking me to do dancing with the stars and i keep saying no it's because i don't want it my i don't want to fall in love with i don't want to fall in love with maxim and screw up that whole who who would be your ideal partner on dancing max max and val are the best um i think they would put me with alan because it's like youth oh just kidding i'm not that young um but yeah val and max are the best I don't even think Max does a show anymore, but they were the best.

But like, they're so hot. Anyway. Okay. Thanks for coming to Allegedly What's Happening. My foot's asleep. Oh. Okay. I'm going to be all right.

Okay. Well, we weren't here for a long time. We were here for a good time. Oh, Becca, give us a tease of what we have next week. What do we have next week? Well, in case it gets canceled because we don't trust the big stars. Yeah. Okay.

We have a big star maybe. Okay. See you next Tuesday. Bye. Bye. Thanks for listening. The Lady Gang is produced by Alex Ingber, Will Sterling, Steve Delameter, and Jared Monaco. Make sure you subscribe, rate, and review our podcast.

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