LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Are You Cheugy?

Episode Date: July 8, 2021

Jean jackets? Pinterest? Specialty donuts? Chevron print? The ladies are getting to the bottom of who’s the most cheugy in the group, but let’s be real… If you want to wear Uggs with your cocktail dress or have rose gold balloons with cursive font at your birthday, go right ahead and do you boo. Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Obe Fitness: Start your trial today at obefitness.com and use code LADYGANG to get one month free! Daily Harvest: Go to DailyHarvest.com/lady to get up to $40 off your first box! Away: Start your 100-day trial and shop the entire Away lineup of travel essentials at AwayTravel.com/ladygang  Brooklinen: Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code "ladies" to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the Lady Gang. I am back in here with Jack and Kelty. We've got a very exciting quickie. I was just peeing and I thought, Jack, I have an idea for Jared. Okay.

And to do with this quickie. So we're doing a Cheugy quickie. Yeah. He should do a YouTube parody video to the theme of Sticky. His songs, Cheugy just like that thing in my head. And it could be like all the Cheugy. Not a terrible idea. It could be all the choogy things.

Like, he could be, I don't know what's. Yeah, and then, like, all the lyrics to the song where it's, like, when I see your stomach's cup. Yeah. When I see you wearing out boots, drinking iced lattes. I like that. I like that. What?

Good? Every single days. I like that. Anyway, so today is the choogiest choog of all time. It's time for the choog down. Choogchoog.com. Choogie gang. Choogie choogie.

and here with the definition of choogy and why we're doing this is jack vanek okay well we kind of described choogy in the other episode you know when i was doing my good week bad week of it just being like millennial basic bitch stuff but it was actually coined allegedly by 23 year old gabby ray rassen she said to coin she coined the term stating that was conceived to describe people who were slightly off trend oh so chuggy things are just like the canadian version of things you know oh you're gonna get shit for that oh what was your name addison gabby gabby gabby but here's the thing oh my gosh wait by the way and she's selling chuggy as an nft like the word chuggy she's selling how much is the bid i don't know should she's probably gonna

make a ton of money she said decided that the chugiest thing possible is to make an nft out of the word chuggy place your bids that's not that chuggy though the nft market is not behind trend yeah that's very true i mean it just it has already failed though like do you remember it was like the first two weeks it was like everyone made 10 million dollars and now it's like if we put an nft up right now we get two dollars no i can't i don't understand bitcoin anyways in honor of chuginess which we don't have any um we are going to do a chuggy test today we're going to go through some things help you understand we're going to discuss why or why not they are chuggy and then at the end of the quiz it's going to say what percentage chuggy we each are yeah so we have

the quiz on our phone we're going to go through it together it's going to be really fun also if you guys want to take the quiz i just googled chuggy quiz it's livingly.com version and we'll We'll do a swipe up on our Instagram of this quiz. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. Do you own a sparkly Starbucks refillable mug with straw that has, like, any kind of special pattern?

I do and have an entire area of my house. Now, tell me what you like about the Starbucks refillable mug. Okay. First of all, I love a special drink. I love to have an ice coffee or an ice tea made from home and I feel like I make it special by putting my own ice in and then putting my drink in it has a straw so when I kick it over because you know I'm like a tornado of life it's not going to spill instantly um it's reusable it's good for the planet and I'm a sucker like I never met a stupid pattern that I didn't love like like I'm

like i'm in the starbucks and i'm like wait it's hologram oh i'm like lisa frank i'm your person as i i have never i do related to anything less than that like i think starbucks mugs are junk so i would have never owned one in my entire life becca um i actually i have refillable cups it's not starbucks so no yeah that's specifically starbucks okay so next okay so you put no uh okay i put yes i love it i do all right question two do you have a sun hat that has a phrase like on it. Hell no. I got rid of mine. I had one when it was hot and now it's out. These were hot. I had one and my phrase was great. It said kind of sober on it, which I'm like, if you're going to have a hat, that's a pretty good phrase. I mean, it's a step above like out of office, but it's not that

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trends from grade school into your life forever. No, I honestly am about, thank God for the lady gang because I have horrific ingrown toenails and I thought I was just down to suffer forever. And the lady gang group put a post and we talked about it and everyone's like, you need to go get the surgery. So I'm going to put that on my list. So I'm hoping that by the end of these surgeries, they're going to laser off all my toenails and I couldn't possibly do a toenail art. I just won't have a toenail anymore but i will say that sheila my mom loves a fucking accoutrement on the toe i think it makes her feel festive and like she's going to the beach when she's not tequila tequila sheila loves a like a baby little flower on her nail on her toe so i think mom's chuggy but for

me it's a gross no okay that's a hard no for me hard no for me okay you know when you go to home goods have you guys gone to home goods any times lately yeah okay and there's there's a brand and She's called Rae Dunn, and she has, like, mugs and kettles. The fact that you knew the brand name, I thought that this was just a random picture. It's a mug with words on it. Yeah, but it has, like, the cookie thing, and it says yum, and then there's, like, a teapot that says boil. So they're, like, white ceramic mugs, and it looks like this stuff is, like, etched in in a handwriting. Everyone knows what Rae Dunn is.

If you don't, then you're not Cheugy. I don't, so I'm going to say no. It says, do you have any mugs that remotely resemble the one shown here? I do not have the mugs, but I know what they are, but I'm putting no. You should do Remotely Yes, then. It's kind of true. Okay, Remotely Yes. If you know the brand name.

Remotely Yes. Oh, no, I clicked it already. It's okay. They're kind of like, they wish they were Jack and the Clowns. Do you own any Baby Yoda merch? I don't even understand what Baby Yoda is. Listen, I think Baby Yoda is adorable because he almost looks like a little mini, like a pug dog, but other than, I don't watch Star Wars.

Is it Yoda from Star Wars as a baby? Yeah, so like- Well, no. No. No, yeah. In the Mandalorian, he's not a baby. He's just a younger version of himself, right? He's not Baby Yoda.

He's the child. That was a trick question. You both are Chugi, and you have to say yes because you know about this. I don't even know about this. No, the only reason I know about it is because Jared is the biggest Star Wars fan in the world, and he won't not talk to me about it. Technically, I would not know about it. You're Chugi adjacent.

Technically, I think that it's the species that Yoda is, but they're not the same person. I don't think this is the origin story. Is this your own theory or is this the fact? No, I watch Mandalorian. I don't think this is the baby of old yoga because Mandalorian happens after. Okay, anyway. I'm putting no. Okay, next.

I love how you call them baby yoga. Do you own a pair of Uggs? Yeah. No. Dude, no. I don't. Do you? I own a pair for when I'm on set.

I feel like that's acceptable, right? That doesn't count. Well, I only, I wear my Uggs. You wear them for real? No, but I wear them with like sweatpants when I travel. And when you come to my house, when I, when I'm in like a jockey, no one's wearing him with cocktail dresses. Like, yeah, I thought that you have to say yes.

But yes. Sorry. The reason why I thought of that way is because when I wore them in seventh grade, I know that's what everyone, every millennial is doing the exact same thing with their Uggs. They used to dress them up with a jean skirt from Abercrombie and now they're like, it's fine. I'm wearing them with sweat, but I do. They're functional.

And hold on. Answer the question. I do own. Yes. Now, the next question is, do you still wear them? Yes, to run errands and do casual stuff is you. Yes. Wow, they don't even have, like, a dress-up option.

I wonder why. Do you wear Disney merch, or would you go to Disneyland Disney World? Oh, hold on. Do you wear Disney merch when you go to Disneyland or Disney World? Oh, my God, no. I don't even, I wouldn't, I don't know. Yes, it's the perfect time to wear it is my answer. When else are you going to wear those ears?

I'm not wearing them to the supermarket. I'm not going to Craig's. buying the ears i mean the ears are very cute and you know my niece looks freaking adorable no with a child yes okay do you use herbal essences shampoo no but the other day i was like to smell great i've missed smelling people's hair it like unlocks a memory unlocked wasn't that part of the campaign unlock something is it unlock you're like oh shit the next question got wait i'm sorry is herbal essences having a resurgence yes yeah oh it's it's available again and that pink grapefruit will really take me to nostalgia.

Maybe we needed it. Like, my first time having sex, I was definitely, like, washing with herbal essence and then spraying Hawaiian ginger body spray on me. Ooh, I don't know what that is. You're too young. Okay. Have you ever used a Lululemon,

like the bag they give you your leggings in, as a tote? No. I have never used a tote. Yes, why wouldn't I? It's perfect for bringing something small to work, is lunchbag.com. Okay. Next question.

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shopping and he bought me these boots. They were $99. I still have them. And honestly, I've worn them. And so I definitely am putting, I have them and love them. Yeah. I thought that slouchy boots were really going to make a comeback because they were so unpopular and then they never really stuck no it never popped no never popped off it is a more flattering um like boot on a leg but it's unfortunate because they're so bad yeah like it is the best visual visually it makes your leg look the best yeah but it's not good so i don't own them would you wear a t-shirt that says something about coffee like coffee please but first coffee mine's lol no i made many but they were just make a public statement here's the thing i am not none of us are i feel like people should do what brings

them joy a hundred percent if you want to wear a fucking ugly i'm actually getting pretty pissed at gen zers right now yeah because they're actually poking fun at things that bring people joy yes so you know what the chuggy quiz okay wait no we have to finish it i'm sort of mad i want to know though i know but it is bullshit and it's but i don't want to yuck their yum don't yuck their yum i don't think we should repeat that phrase i don't like it it's weird but i do agree if it sounds like you're saying i don't want to suck their cum or bum their thumb that doesn't make sense yes it does here's the thing with a disclaimer that you do you if you want to wear whatever nail polish

whatever gucci belt whatever if you want to put your cookies in a glass jar live your life these are just our opinions are remain our own yes thoughts on gucci belts i have one you do um and i think i'm putting so high fashion because it is you know if you can afford a gucci belt that's what i was gonna say you should feel proud i i wanted to get one when they were popular and i could not bring myself to spend 500 on a belt yeah exactly so i just skipped it and became yeah not chewy do you own anything in a chevron print yes i sure do love a chevron you do what i almost made my floor chevron yeah but i like chevron wood because that's not so pretty that's not doing like the contrast black and white oh it's the black and white only i'm still doing it

because i would put this anywhere i think i have a beach towel outside that has this do you wear jean jackets of course see the jean jacket is the thing that offended me because i'm like there are so many different types i have a jean jacket that has a metallica patch on the back of is that choogy that doesn't seem basic bitchy you know I think a jean jacket is it's like a white t-shirt like it's unfair to judge it it's timeless it just depends on the jacket all jean jackets are fine except the ones that have like the belt buckle like they're trying to be a biker leather jacket but it's jean okay how do you feel about owl home decor no have you ever shaped your nails straight across like a square shape i have but a long time ago

oh okay you can do a long time ago cruises yay or nay yay no not after that cruise documentary about covid do you want to have a dessert table at your wedding that is like so beautiful i would have absolutely loved that but i couldn't afford it so i got cupcakes for myself that sounds like would you wear these earrings wait no why are you going so fast because back already finished so our listeners haven't okay keep going would you rock this look it is a skinny dark jean with a tiny cuff and then a tiny little baby flat leather boot with a zip up on the inside this was a very popular look i have rocked this this week did you really yes i have a pair of old like top shop boots that are still like classic for me i've actually rocked this look with a red polka

dot jean before and a van halen t-shirt all at one time i think i remember this outfit that's just not a good cut for my ankle it like shows my cankles anyways next a specialty donut becca this is the one thing i'm gonna stand for life i i love a specialty donut hell yeah what's wrong with a specialty donut i mean don't give me one with like a lot of stuff on it and bacon but if it has a cereal on top of it absolutely oh my god i love it i bet it's super cheeky to like cereal on top of desserts but these things are so good well we're chuggy I guess do you like rose gold no I mean honestly not really I never really liked it that much I would always choose a classic gold yeah rose gold really did have a moment though a big huge moment so I'm gonna

putting no though do you like this font this font is it's like the jacks my nightmare nightmare it's like a calligraphy font it's like a swirly calligraphy it's cursive but that has like yeah it's exaggerated and you've seen it on wooden last but not least use pinterest what the i feel judged i have so many different inspo boards pinterest is not pinterest is not a tread pinterest is a tool yeah i don't i don't understand i'm tricky no i actually um you like pinterest no I have never been able to but I'm not somebody I bet you I would have used it like

crazy if I had the patience to learn anything I got my score congrats I'm 22% wow you're so like actually not that much of a choog you're a cool kid for now at least just don't be too mean to those choog folks out there

they can't help it that they're so choogy I literally picked yes on every one of these things what did you get well mine just signed me out this this website has too many ads on it actually signed me out too yeah the i'm trying to like okay well we'll post no we'll post our results on instagram for everyone um but you know i'm not choogy i'm obviously super cool i know kelty you literally did pick yes yes for everything i know i'm choogy and i don't care but i've never been cool in my life there's never been one era of my life where i was like wow i've really i've really like exceeded

coolness. I was a fucking loser kid. I was a loser in high school. I was like the cast member no one wanted to be friends with in the Rockettes and now I'm like the least favorite member of the Lady Gang. I completely understand. I have bad news. I have bad news for you. I bet the people scoring really high on this Cheugy quiz have a lot of

fucking friends. Yep. I bet they do too. Because they're not pretentious little fucks like us. I mean, I got really triggered in the middle of that quiz. I was all about it and then I was like, you know what? I'm fucking sick of people judging. You know, if I want to wear a fucking side part, which I'm kind of over it because it makes my face look fat, but if I liked it, I would do it. And if I had skinny legs,

I'd still be rocking a skinny jean. The problem is, is I don't have skinny legs. And so I just never liked them for that selfish reason. But you know what? If I liked it, I wanted to be able to like it if I wanted to like it. Thank you. So you know what? If you want to do you rose gold live, laugh love balloon at your next party you get that balloon you blow it up and you put it by your dessert tray well this and you wear your uggs with your cocktail dress like jack i mean i will probably stand by the fact that i don't love a festive toenail you know what you know what you're right i'm gonna stand by that i don't think we only because we don't draw more attention like if because if you have a beautiful piece of art you get up close to it and you want to see the

details. I want to get close to your foot. And then it's like, and I will just do a public service announcement. If you are a woman who loves a toenail art, that's fine. You do you, I'm going to need you to control your toe hair. You know what I mean? You can't have both. You can't have the finesse of a toe hair and then a finesse of a toe art. You better be waxing that toe. You better go to European wax center. Like I did get your toes waxed and then you may have a nail art. Okay. So this quiz is rigged because I got 22%. I bet that's the only answer. I need all the Lady Gang members to go to our Instagram. There's no way that me and

Kelty are the same amount of chuggy. That's like the biggest discrepancy. Right. Jack still wears Uggs. So funny. Thank you. Anyway, this was fun. Are you chuggy? We're going to put the list, the quiz on our Instagram. I want to know what you guys get.

If everyone gets a picture of Zendaya and 22% will know that this is rigged, which it probably is. Everything's fair on the internet. We weren't here for a long time. We're here for a chuggy time. It was Chuggy. Chuggy, Chuggy, Chuggy, Chuggy. Chuggy just liked that song in my head.

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