LadyGang - LG Quickie: Ask Us Anything #2

Episode Date: August 5, 2021

Keltie is two thirds the way through an extra large Diet Coke, as the ladies take some more listener questions. Find out why wearing a granny panty to bed is #sexymature and if Kris Jenner needs to make room for the new mom-ager in town. Plus, their favorite pasta noodles may say more about their chuegy personalities. This episode is sponsored by American Eagle!! Open an account by 9/30/21 to get a $50 reward after your first Real Rewards credit card purchase. Text LADYGANG to 37585 to see if you prequalify.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm excited for today's episode what is it do we know it's the story of your life Becca oh my god I doubt it no we are all together we are sitting right now in my new Los Angeles abode

Callie is sleeping with her legs straight out which is my favorite sleeping position we just had one a guest that we were really excited about cancel on us and what we did this is the art of show business we had a pivot pivot pivot you know pivoting and the show must go on the show must go on guest or no guest we're

gonna make a show today so i am three quarters through my double extra large diet coke and we went on our instagrams and we're like ask us anything and the ladies the fans they showed up they did not disappoint no so we're gonna do some of your questions the ask me anything lady gang edition and it's been a long time since we've done this it has been a very long time okay so the first question is for jack jack callie i knew this was coming or orally oh god god you can't i mean you can't make me choose well apparently we are making you choose you know i already know what the answer should be we all know the answer orally yes well here i love callie though but i think my main my main point of picking Orly is that she's hypoallergenic well and here's the thing I know

that everyone thinks their child is special but I'm not saying that Callie is a worse or better dog but I will say is that Orly is the lowest maintenance dog I've ever had and people that watch her for me are they tell me it's it's not like watching a dog she's very adaptable to Whatever your vibe is. Yeah, see, I like that. I love Callie, but sometimes she has way too high energy for me. She's a lot of f***ing work. You have to constantly watch her.

She would be escaping right now if a door was open. Yeah, she doesn't match my energy. No. And like, Orly can lay in bed for eight hours a day, or she could go for an eight-hour walk. It's whatever you're doing. I love that. A hundred percent. But we love you, Callie.

You're a special angel. I know. We're saying all this right next to her. Are you okay? It's fine. I love her. I was very emotional when I saw her. I do love Callie, too.

she's special because she's really needy like if you need to be loved she'll the only thing that i really didn't appreciate that callie did is the other time i was over here you put her like wet jacket on because it was hot outside and for some reason it's like one of those jackets you put in the water like cold water and it cools them off yeah i need one of these for orly but she i don't know what it was about this jacket but she had to then touch you with the wet jacket when she's wet she wants to get warm so she goes next to you and she literally will lay on me and i'm like i don't want to get wet because it's not cooling me off it's just making me disgusting yes do you think that's maybe a sign that she didn't need the wet jacket no she's hot as she's it's hot i live in

the valley now i like how you just stopped yourself from cussing you're welcome thank you um okay next question i have a good question can i jump in sure i thought this question was good what is something that's sexy mature besides kelty and the lady gang like i think it'd be a good time for us to like describe random things in life that are sexy mature i actually this is a great thing to bring up because i feel like it falls under the same category of coo uh chuggy chuggy oh and i have been hearing more and more about this and like heather mcmahon did a story where she's like listing all the chuggy things about her i know there's a few that i have but i am revolted by a lot of the chuggy qualities so am i but i you know when i was describing it the other week

there were a few that were i felt personally offended by right one of them was that liking prosecco as a personality trait which i take offense to and then the other one was thinking that there aren't any other breeds of dog other than french bulldog which i am very guilty of that's so funny oh my god but everything else i'm like mm-hmm choogy bitches i know it's because we're like well no we're the older millennials so that's crazy to me yeah we should be way more of the on the choogy scale we're way intense but we're well i'm gonna speak for myself i'm Pretty intense on the Chuggy scale. So Sexy Mature, but Sexy Mature is different.

It's cooler than Coogie. It's Chuggy. Coogie. I'm being Chuggy by not being able to say the word Chuggy. Sexy Mature is like refinancing your house. Yeah. Sexy Mature is being so organized with your Hilton Honors program that you get like enough hotel points to get a free night hotel stay.

and you cash that shit in in hawaii yes that is so sexy mature i love that sexy mature is like buying a really nice sweater and then making sure that you wash it the way it wants to be washed or sexy mature is like really paying attention to the sale like becca got an ula johnson dress on mega sale last year to wear this year like that is being responsible that is buying designer but like responsibly that's sexy mature yeah that's right guys sexy mature is in your in your um wallet having your money like in order like ones fives twenties haven't had money and so i knew it was a stretch like a dollar bill i knew it was you know as you were winding up to tell that i was like she's not gonna nail this one swing and a miss you know what are other things

that you can wear that are sexy mature a granny panty to bed because i lived up i don't know 28 years of my life wearing thongs to sleep it was the reason for a lot of your problems a lot of yeast infections were brought on that way like a lace thong not even a cotton thong so i think learning to wear a nice breathable cotton granny panty to bed is very sexy mature it is sexy mature Or is like walking out of the house and knowing that you are like Lisa Rinna level dressed up, but still feeling yourself, whether or not you're actually sexy, you're a sexy mature. No, I want to know what physical things you're going to put on. Okay.

Sexy mature is... I was also, when she was saying that, I was literally thinking about when I found out about the sexy mature hashtag, that moment was like such a good moment for me. Maybe one of the best. One of the best. Sexy mature is like. Next to hot milk. Sexy mature is a fold over clutch bag that's like oversized and inside it is like secrets

and, um, ibuprofen. What kind of a shoe is a sexy mature shoe? Sexy mature bitches always match their sneakers to their phabletics leggings. I'll tell you that right now. Okay. That's like number one. That's choogy. A matching athleisure.

It is. I think that, I'm just going to say I think it is. I think that Sexy Mature is my, I've had a pair of platform like Oxfords. I know what you're talking about. Mine are Prada, but you can get, they're all different like price ranges. And I got mine years ago. And I was like, this is what a grown-up, chic-ass grown-up wears. And I just think it's a great shoe because I can pop it on and go to a fancy dinner and still be like, oh, you know, I tried.

or I can like you know put it on when I'm at a wedding and I want to take my heels off and put the platform because it's also a metallic eat yeah yeah I'm sure metallic shoes fall under Chugi though yeah okay we're gonna continue on this but I have another question here uh we should say what Chugi is in case people didn't hear I mean it's what Gen Zers call millennial the basic bitch millennial things like pink like shiplap and millennial pink and marble yeah anything marble i'm like okay i'm sorry the romans got it wrong i guess like in 500 bc you can't pick like the most expensive material yeah that's our marble is sexy mature sorry we can afford it gen zers god you know i think sorry i saved my money we have another question for the fans this is an

ask her any us anything uh becca what did you think of kelty as your momager oh my god you guys i just want to say we need to talk about this if kelty were my real life manager no offense to ricky she's a she would have made me the biggest star you have ever seen in your life my star would shines so bright you would need shades to be in the same room with me oh kelty kelty makes you like she treats you how my mom treats me well it's not about here's the thing no but i'm hard on her too it's not about her making me feel amazing about myself it's her coaching me through the game that is hollywood so it's like my laid back like i don't care vibe it's great to live in this body day to day, it's not great for your career because you're not pimping yourself out.

You're not walking around town selling yourself, but Kelty Knight, that bitch knows how to sell yourself. She set me up with the most amazing setup, probably the best virtual interview that any talk shows ever had. When she got on, they were like, wow, this is beautiful. And I was like, you bet it's beautiful, baby. We moved the art off the wall. We put a plant in, we moved a mirror that was like 150 pounds. We also went to seven Best Buys. To get the microphone because we're Not using a fucking iPhone headphone. No, no, no. Yeah.

No, she was incredible. And then she gave me the craziest pep talk that actually Natalie, my stylist, caught on camera. And we will actually – we should put that out. It's amazing. It's incredible. Yeah. Becca's not good at talking about herself, as you know, Jack. It's like –

Neither am I. You're the only one who's good about talking about yourself. I'm great at talking about myself as in like the day-to-day mundane blah, blah. I'm not good about talking – Typing. Typing. No. Yeah, I don't mean either.

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do we could do a freaky friday and then you could answer if you could get in someone's brain yeah i think uh in in reflection of what we just talked about i think if it's freaky friday i would love to try out becca's life because her instagram following is like insane and like do you can you imagine what i could do being becca i would be in scarlett johansson like forget about it so you're probably right but that is very true if i'm switching lifestyles and brains like i would love to be jack yeah i would love to like go on a boat and just be like fully present in my boat moment and i would love to be so fearless and i would love to like just like be fun you know like what is that because i think that even in becca's funnest she's still a little bit serious like

Like, I feel like when you have fun. Oh, I have fun. You fucking fun.com, you know? I got to say, though, Jack, you don't know she's having fun when she hasn't. She's having fun, though. No, not at all. That's what's crazy is you actually need to be in her brain to have the, like. Yeah, that's why it would be great to be in her brain.

I know. I'm very, I don't really express myself that often. No, we paint a picture of Jack being, like, the party girl that dances all the time. She's no. No, no, no. Not at all. She's chill. She's laid back.

she sips her beer and she's like having a great time but it's not like wild wild now well i never want to be like the center of attention like and i also have like specific fun moments like if i'm doing karaoke right great time if i am bowling a ball down a lane like i am having the best time of my life yes i love that then um this lady wrote it for each of us so like jack if you had of Freaky Friday, who would you want? Becca, obviously. So no one's going to pick me. No one else. I tried to divvy it up equally. So you'd both feel loved. No. Well, I mean, here, this will help. Well, listen, I would love to be in Kelty's brain. I was just going to say that. I mean, who wouldn't? Only if I'm allowed to get out. Yeah. Like, I mean, I, I want nothing more

to know how the, what flows through that brain of yours and how, like how your thoughts get processed. I wish if there was a machine that you could just put onto someone's head and get their whole stream of consciousness. Yes. If I could have one person, it would be Kel. Yes. Same. Absolutely. And then I want to know those short circuiting moments. Like what's really okay um if you bought a yacht we're gonna turn the turn the page here okay if you bought a yacht what would you name it yacht by nature oh yachty by nature oh man i don't know you know that i named honey right now i started a production company for another project i'm working on you know i named it yacht money i know i actually saw that signature on your email i'm like what the

is this and then i'm not supposed to put oh the production company yeah yacht money i do love that that's like very good name and it was it came about because my the partner that i'm working with jody we were like what are we going to name this company and we're like we don't want to do anything anymore unless it's like for yacht money yeah like i want yacht money and then we're like we could name it jody and kelty productions and we're like that's so lame and i was like let's call yacht money and then we um actually had the woman who wrote uh did our illustrations for our book oh cute make us a little logo and it's me and jody on the front of a yacht it is it was really cute i was like she's doing all this cool shit without me and becca i mean it's just a

little little baby project but you know i know yacht money is a an awesome name i know it is really good isn't it okay becca this one's for you in the fall of sue sylvester did you get to pick the picture of you and orly i have no idea what you're even talking about i thought it was like an episode of glee did they show you and orly on glee still what's oh is that sylvester you know i feel like i have a very fuzzy memory like a vague memory because my final season on glee was when orly was a puppy and i took her to work every day with me and she was always up on set so i do kind of have like a fuzzy memory of maybe the props guy asking if he could use a photo for the show but i that's a deep cut i mean that's a real fan right there good job you guys

yes orly is famous she really is okay important question what is your favorite type of pasta noodle i mean i have an unpopular opinion okay i don't really like pasta what the i know you just had noodles in your oh that was like a soba noodle though so you can pick a noodle Like your favorite noodle or pasta? No, it's like shape. It's like, are you going to have a penne or a cavatappi? See, I don't like, I mean, I never choose Italian pasta as my meal, so I don't know that much, but I do. What do you do when you go for Italian food?

I don't really go to Italian food that much. What is wrong with you? I'm going to one of the best, I guess, Italian foods in the country or restaurants tomorrow, though. Which one? Felix. Well, don't order a pasta. I won't. It's so good.

No, the pasta's handmade and they make it right there. You can see it. Yes. It's so good. You have to eat pasta there. No, I will. I like Italian food. I just never, I'm never going to be the one that's going to go for it.

Yeah. But yeah, I'm going tomorrow. So I will report back on my favorite. Great cocktails too. Tagliatelle is my favorite shape. I love a tagliatelle bolognese. So it's like not a spaghetti. It's thicker than a spaghetti.

Like a thick round noodle. We're Googling pasta. It's 3 p.m. It's flat and skinny. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah, that's great.

What about you? I love a cavatappi noodle. What's that? I don't even know what that is. It's a long macaroni, but it has essentially shiplap on it. It has texture, and then it goes in a spiral, but it's like a short spiral. This is such a random thing to like. No, it's delicious.

I'll tell you why. Can I like a ravioli? Is that a noodle shape? Yeah, sure. I love a ravioli. Square? Because it's stuffed. My favorite shape is square.

I love a square. well the whole thing is that when i was in high school i was a waitress slash hostess at joey tomatoes and they had a item called the michelangelo which was like an alfredo cream sauce craziest italian restaurant i've ever heard of it's joey tomato like what is italian a lot of guys named joey that are italian and a tomato a tomato obviously and then what can we have on the oh michelangelo a famous italian this is was this like the like yes it was like yes canada yes there was like a couple in the town well there was like across the city anyway it had piece peas it had alfredo with peas and then you could get chicken on it was delicious it was like 1899

like it was because everything was family style pasta with peas like a snow pea delicious it's very popular a pea and a pasta pea and a pasta anyway it's really expensive and when you're a waiter you're not going to spend your money on a 18.99 so it's like a special treat so i always think that noodle is like real spendy i like they just said pasta it's a really delicious pasta okay um last question oh this one is for becca sorry jack becca what do you miss uh what do you miss most about living in la besides and if you don't say us you're fired well can i just say something that just happened to me yeah i literally just looked at this water bottle that i'm drinking out of it's at kelty's house and it says honest beauty on it and then it literally says brighter

days ahead underneath and i just feel like it's it really hit me because tomorrow is going to be a brighter day because i'm so constipated today and i'm like where is she going with this i'm like i think today was pretty fun but okay i love your life i have never seen an inspirational quote and have ever taken that in and i really felt like you're right you know why because you're down in the dumps nobody needs an inspirational quote that's having a good life yeah exactly you're dark you're in a dark place and this is a tiny beauty brighter days ahead it's not even like it's not even deep that's like a shitty quote she meant she meant brighter skin she meant like the darkness under your eyes but live your life and also like okay jessica alba obviously better days

are ahead for you you just went public and made 400 billion dollars must be nice bitch although i do appreciate honest beauty is one of those brands i'm on their pr list and they send me the same shit that kim kardashian gets and i appreciate you jessica for not having a tiered system you're welcome oh my god i used to walk into a showroom in la and they would have it laid out with post-its of who was getting what and it was crazy i want to know how important you are in hollywood just go to that showroom and see what you're receiving in the gift bag it's crazy and then if you're me you never get invited to the showroom it's almost better to not yeah like that than to take scrap here's a lego yeah thanks um my thing i miss the most about la is um i can't say like carefully

i mean obviously i obviously miss seeing you guys but i see you quite a bit still yes um But not in our full beauty. You've never seen my legs. No. Your legs. I don't, I've got to be honest, I don't know yet. Okay. It hasn't been long enough.

I've come back enough. Yeah, you haven't been gone enough. Yes. Sushi in L.A. is so, it's abundant. In Austin, you have to, like, make a reservation at two places that are fucking amazing, but it's, like, two months to wait. So you can't just be like, I feel like sushi. I mean, you can, but it seems risky. It is risky, I'm sure.

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