LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: August End of Year Review
Episode Date: August 26, 2021It’s that time of year again, but while it’s 2021, it’s the early 2000’s emo music that have the ladies running to Ocean Avenue belting lyrics that may have you saying am I "in Over M...y Head?” Find out if Becca misses LA, how Keltie became the queen of #sexymature and why Jac’s parents are her favorite couple friends. Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Rent the Runway: Use code LADY for 30% off at RentTheRunway.com Ritual: Get 10% off during your first 3 months at ritual.com/ladygang Rothys: Head to Rothys.com/ladygang to find your new warm weather favorites today! Chinet: Visit mychinet.com to find out more! Scream For Ice Cream: Visit screamforicecreamagain.com to learn how to sweeten your sex life!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents the Lady Gang,
the hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie here's kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanek
let's make this quick hello hello hello welcome to the lady gang quickie i am here with
jack and kelty and i'm becca are you i'm becca just in case anybody was wondering i'm here
ah so many things i have a i have a small gluten issue um do you remember okay i was actually
thinking about this. Do you remember how a few months ago we were on zoom recording or recording
in person today we're on zoom recording and I was eating a double gulp and a pop tart. Yes. And I
was like at a low. Yeah. And I was like, I can feel a health journey coming, but I wasn't ready
for it yet. Yes. I went on that health journey. I did a month of like super clean eating. I was
perfect. I took all my supplements. I, I was like, I said, I can eat anything I want as long as
there's not gluten and no diet Coke, but like I can eat ice cream. I can eat like whatever. Just
don't do the gluten. It's you up. So I did a perfect month. Um, I went to France and then
as soon as I got back from France, I started eating croissants and terrible food again.
And then I've broken out in hives, but that looks like you literally skinned it on the pavement.
It's because my hives get so itchy that I itch them until the whole hive bleeds.
that's how I do a mosquito bite. Yeah. I just itch the top layer of your skin completely.
Exactly. So I have them everywhere on my face, like whatever, but actually it was really good
because I had quite an enjoyable health journey this time. Like I felt so good and I really,
I was doing a lot of the Katie Weber cookbooks. Like I didn't feel like I was
depriving yourself, depriving myself. So I'm back on it. But then you taste the delicious,
but it wasn't even that good. Like, no, I was in France and I had a Nutella crepe and I was like,
this is great, but this isn't worth hives all over my body. I think it is. I think I also drank
so much. Like I drank, I don't know who I thought I was, but I'm like on the plane. I did. And
they're like, are we having a drink? I was like, it's eight 30 in the morning. We're about to start
a 12 hour flight. We're having vodka sodas. I was like, I don't know this woman. Wow. I love that
for you though. I drank so much champagne. I was so hung over that the morning after the big thing
we're at, I had to, um, get up. Chris was still sleeping. I had to get up. We went to bed at like
six o'clock in the morning. I got up at seven 30 in the morning, went to the breakfast buffet and
started like down and croissants because I needed to sop up the champagne in my gut. I felt so
sick. I'm sorry. Anyway, thanks for asking. I'm fine. Um, but what I'm so excited about was we're
all together in LA. We're sitting at the table that I purchased for this exact reason, which is
us to sit around and podcast. And Chelsea has never sat at the table. She prefers the dog bed
to sit in the dog bed. I love it. And so I'm so excited. The table's being used, but I'm so
excited because it is August. It's August. And you know what that means here at lady gang.
no i have no idea the end of the year review oh my god it's time for the end of the year review
in august you guys we have done this every year for six years just in case you know our listeners
haven't listened to the episode that this happened to in the very beginning it was a few years ago
and it was maybe even july at the time and kelty's like it's time for our our 2018 wrap-up
and it was literally in the heat of the summer so now it's become tradition it's tradition i like it
because it's a good check-in on where we're at in our manifest where we're at in our goal setting
you know i had a check-in even last night because one of my goals on my bujo this year was to grow
my hair to my bra strap and i think i'm very close i have failed miserably at so many of my
goals this year i blame the fact that i accidentally bought a bujo that has uh paper like lines and
doesn't have dots so like the whole system is up this year anyway yeah so this is kind of like how
hallmark channel does christmas in july yes it is what we're doing same shit exactly so some really
big things have happened for us each personally this year um and some big things have happened
in pop culture so i thought it would be you know great to sort of start with the pop culture
okay of like what has happened or would you like to start with personal wait is this this is such
a dumb question. This is for 2021. Yes. Okay. Okay. I literally was like, have big things
happened for me. I can't think of a single one to talk about. I thought of them. Well,
we'll start there then. Um, let's start with the emo child. So Jared, uh, and you have lived
together for a year. Yes. Oh yeah. It's been officially one year. Yeah. My tiny, tiny apartment.
Yeah. On top of each other. We really can make it. You still like each other. I haven't killed
him yet yes i don't get annoyed with him at all because he stays out of my way yeah he has his
little corner for his setup with his like huge gaming computer and all of his music but he's
very organized and like keeps it in his little spot what about the for me like it's seeing the
the man stuff like the shaving and then the shaving is in the sink and like just he's so
cleanly it's like it blows my mind he's way cleaner than i am he's way more organized than
I am. I am disgusting compared to that man. So thank God because I can't get out of myself for
my own mess. That's the same with Zach. He's this, the tidiest man on the planet. How is that? What
met? What is that? I think, I actually think there are more of them out there than we,
than we think there are. Well, when you think about a woman's bathroom, oh, we're disgusting.
We're so gross. Our showers. I mean like half use shampoos or like an inch at the bottom and
we can't let go why is it that with women and beauty products we're like the cheapest mother
on the planet because our shit's expensive yes the pink tax because i'm not using the 4.99 shampoo
this is 29 shampoo that i'm getting from korea yeah you're right has been using my how do you
pronounce it we way my way shampoo that's like 55 a bottle and he just slathers it all over his hair
I'm like, again, that's why his hair looks so you're probably conditioning your scalp
with my expensive ass shampoo.
Please use the cheap shit.
Yeah, exactly.
Men.
Um, we had a huge pop culture revelation, Jack Vanek style this year when you put your
creativity to the test and came up with the f***ing Jack tale.
Oh yes.
and one of my my get my goals on my manifest list was to get a sponsor paid sponsor jack tales and
i've done like four yeah and see what happens when you make a manifest list but then the problem is
those jack tales take so fucking long that i'm like oh no they were great in quarantine but
they're not so great when you have life to live there's one i really want you to make me let me
pull it up because i saw this on instagram when you did it and it looked like maybe the best
looking cocktail i've ever seen i know you do really make a good cocktail i don't know what
the i'm doing i don't know how i do it do you use a recipe like off pinterest or do you just
go i find a recipe and then i like find another one and then i smush them together and then make
something magical and none of them have turned out bad is it the espresso one no it was something
that was like a pink it was pink or something delicious it looked refreshing as yeah honestly
your Jack tales are great. Congratulations on being an icon. Oh my God. Thank you. The next
thing that would we like to do? Should I keep on Jack? I'll keep on Jack. Uh, the next thing that
happened this year, 2021, which I feel like is very important. Hey, is that emo's back? Oh yeah.
Emo is in back. It's back. It's back in full swing. I'm so excited. I released the elder emo
shirt oh my god popping popping because all the emos are coming out from 2009 and reclaiming their
shit that was smart of you because they're like olivia rodrigo shut the up yeah you know well
what's interesting for me as a try hard emo is that i uh the beginning of quarantine i was really
all about dance music because i was trying to work out and like keep myself motivated so i was doing
a lot of Dua Lipa a lot of like like you know and then in this series of 2021 I find myself
listening to a lot of Machine Gun Kelly I told you and then I'm all my playlists are like alt
life and like reborn alt and like hard alt light alt pop punk forever like an alternative gal I'm
all of a sudden I'm like listening to Ocean Avenue and I was like what year is it like I don't know
And then the other day I was listening to one of these playlists and the fray came on,
which I know is not technically email, but it's like, so good to love the fray.
Chris was like, do you remember when the fray, it was like, if you're not the fray, you don't
make music that matters.
You know how, when you get in the car and automatically it's like the first song in
your playlist or whatever by alphabet.
Yeah.
the fray absolute is the song that every time i get in my car it starts to play
but i don't mind oh my god no the freight ever gets old cable car classic
over my head over my head it's probably all we can say chelsea do you even know that song
no she does what how the fray wasn't that long ago i mean it was probably like eight years ago
what's what's crazy to me is that there was this fallout boy song and i remember it happening at
the time that i was dating mutual x and it was a fallout boy song and what they did is they had
like it was when panic and fallout boy used to like cross all the time so it was like a fallout
boy song and then and then mutual x did like a guitar solo and then brendan uri sang a little
bit and then it was the end and like that song came on the playlist and i was like i used to
masturbate to this guitar solo like just the two riffs and i was like and i know that mutual x
could barely play the guitar like i know how bad he was like this was a fluke yeah but i was like
i used to be turned on by like a deep emo guitar riff really in such a way weird i mean i was like
honestly a strictly uh lead singer dater other than neutral x and then i guess jared because
he can't sing at all i wish he could he sings on stage though um only when he's wasted that's how
i can tell how drunk he is if he starts singing into the microphone but it's turned on very low
oh really they don't turn on for optics no way yeah that's really cute it's like so low like
if he actually well he'll talk to john in the middle of songs and they have to like hype it
back up but then they turn it down because they're like that's what i'm sure they did that with me
on trans-american orchestra they're like this girl there's no way how is she here
okay and the last thing that really happened for jack this year in 2021 wrap up is i feel like
your ratio of time spent with your parents is at a high like i've never known anyone i can't believe
always on instagram becca on instagram i'm like oh my god jack's out for dinner how fun oh the
food looks great. And then the next slide is always May. I know it's always your mom. And I
was like, your mom's there again. Well, here's the Vegas with you. Here's the problem. This is
the issue. I love all of my friends, but none of them ever want to do anything. Like nobody wants
to plan a trip or do anything that lives by me. All my friends that do shit are like on the East
coast. So my parents are always the default that if one of our friend couples can't make it to
vegas because i invited five of them my parents were like we'll go i'm like okay cool you're fun
to hang out with you're actually like our favorite couple friend because you're really fun couple
friend they are they birthed you i know but they're fun it's so good it's just so good this
is an episode like of a therapy session i would love to like really i want to unpack this there's
like no there's no issue we were in the car driving and it was an insta story of like you
out with your parents? And he goes, I could not be with you if we had to hang out with your
parents. And he goes, I couldn't be with myself if I had to hang out with my own parents. Like
it's not even that. And I said, don't worry. I'm never going to make you go on trips with my
parents like three times a year or three times every six months. Um, but you're so lucky. Like
Jerry really are. Well, no, my, but does he like hold your hand? Do you make out in front of them?
like when you get drunk at dinner no i'm not making out i'm not like not touching him it's
like a i mean we're very appropriate with our pda around yeah whatever like with our couple's
friends we're talking about like sex and stuff yeah you're not talking about no no again appropriate
yeah see my parents i really enjoy them um and they've come to stay with us for a long time
which I feel like is borderline Jack Vanek parent BFFs.
But the thing is like,
I would never say my parents are my favorite couple friend.
Like I'm just like,
my dad comes and we work on projects and my mom cooks amazing food.
And like,
I enjoy having them around.
I would never be like my favorite couple friend is a double date.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's like,
I don't even want to leave the house with them.
No,
I get it.
I don't know.
My parents are just cool.
Special.
Okay.
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Becca's year end review,
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oh god new york times bestseller in the bio that was not this year yeah she changed that like when
it happened that's true begrudgingly so but what did happen is that you changed it into the bio
and you were like new york times like uh i don't really care like whatever then you moved to austin
and you're low-key getting a feature in the new york times about moving to austin i was like isn't
it's so much cooler to just be on the new york times bestseller than be a feature article in
the new york times about moving this is this is different though the fact that the new york times
decided to write an article they chose her yeah they chose her she didn't like like pitch it i
had more people reach out about that article than a lot of things i had probably five people reach
out to me about that it's so weird i didn't know the new york times was so popular i didn't need
didn't know that's what I'm saying I'm like do you understand now why no I still feel exactly
the same way I could take it or leave it I'm grateful for the opportunity I could take it
or leave it yeah okay so you moved to Austin yes technically in January yeah technically when I
got back well no technically in like March or April when I got back from Vancouver right we
purchased the house in the end of 2020 and how's your move been do you miss us do you miss LA
I haven't had an opportunity to miss LA because I've been here so much and I can't wait to not
have to come here twice a month. Once a month feels great. I will say I have crazy anxiety
the night before or morning of, I have to fly away from home. Like, I don't know what that is.
Maybe it's because we have now have two dogs and I have a husband and all these things I'm leaving
behind. But I wonder if this is something that's just going to get even worse. Yeah, probably.
It's weird. It's not just anxiety when you come to LA. Cause I was like, is it like a
LA thing? Like don't put me in that horrid place. It's just like leaving home by myself.
I bet a lot of people deal with this where I want to cancel. I think about canceling
like up until the minute I get on the plane. Really? Yeah. Is that weird? Maybe you should
bring um jack's parents along so you have like some best friends yeah bring your best friends
along i mean maybe it's ptsd from when i was in my 20s and i was constantly alone traveling i hate
traveling alone it sucks i don't mind it i love it put me on that put me on that aluminum tube of
solace oh no i hate it i hate it and then you sit next to somebody you don't know and it's a real
crap shoot we hate strangers so i can hate them um and then you have well i i put new job i mean
technically the new job airs now it's 2021 yeah yeah it's a big deal huge deal because i do think
that there is a like it's very difficult to star on a show and then get another show like a lot of
actors have that one show and then they like do bits yeah it's like your sophomore album it's so
hard to get the next job. Yeah, it was hard. It was really hard. I mean, I had jobs in between,
but nothing that was regular job. So it was pretty exciting. Do you remember a few weeks ago when
you were talking about the photo shoot and you were like, I just don't even have it in me to
approve or hate the photos. I was wondering your opinion on what they use. Do you like it? It
turned out cute. I don't really care. Here's the thing. I don't mind it. I have a question. Yes.
You mean the, the one with the purple background that you posted? Yeah. Is the, was the dog
actually in the photo or did they superimpose the dog after interesting great question was there for
half of it and then as soon as the dog kind of checked out and wasn't doing what it was supposed
to do he walked away and then i was pretending i'm pretty sure you're pretending i'm pretty sure
i'm pretending on that one it's like et really good it's really good great acting i think i'm
like i have hang-ups about the photo but because i i i have a real issue with the angle at which
photographers shoot me. I think it's really unfair that they don't know how to shoot people under
five foot six. So that sometimes sucks, but I don't really care. You got 75,000 likes on that
picture. I know that is insane. People are really excited. Well, if you ever thought I had a fake
following, just go to pictures like that. And it, it made me very happy to know that my followers
are rooting for me. That's amazing. They're not hate watching. They're not hate watching me. And
I recently, I was going to make this a good week, bad week, but I'll do it right now. Cause it just
spawned a thought. I recently changed, you know, I don't accept DMS. I can't, if I don't follow you,
you can't send me a DM. I can't see it. I can't even open it. Can't even see it. I now know you
can change your comments. People can only comment on your photos if they follow you. Oh yeah. That's
the limited comments thing. So I just recently did that. Cause I had one asshole this morning
post something stupid. And I was like, Oh, then I went to her freaking profile. She doesn't even
follow me oh yeah i was like i'm gonna change that and then it just disappeared wait your dm
settings like people literally cannot dm you or you just oh no can't send it even people that
follow you people that fall no or that you follow i if i follow you i can see your dm and you can
send me a dm oh that's pretty genius it's so good wow but people care about me and my do my new show
they do we're all rooting for you that's so exciting and we were rooting for me this year
always four major things happened to kelty knight in 2021 number one sexy mature was born
probably the most iconic thing that's happened in my entire career iconic iconic i can conic we
needed to belong to something that wasn't just you're aging well sexy mature wow she's aging
well like you don't know how do we describe like looking great for 40 looking great for 50
so cruel sexy mature not even looking great it's way more than looking great sexy yeah it's being
sexy and mature jennifer aniston is sexy mature yeah we need that shirt i know it's coming soon
will any listeners lady gangers will you actually to let me know just kidding becca if you will wear
a sexy mature shirt i don't know if it's going to be one of those things where everybody's like
you should make it and then we saw three times i could just make it on my cricket which i will no
I want a lady gang sexy mature because I feel like it's a, we're coining the term and it's
going to be big, big, need to trademark it. Get that trademark baby. Okay. The second exciting
thing that happened to me this year was my accidental Emmy award. Uh, it's, it's a thrill
to win kind of my third accidental Emmy by accident. Someone texts me the other day and
they're like, Hey, I saw you on the list for ET. Did you win another Emmy? And I think people are
surprised I'm not making a bigger deal out of it, but it's because you don't want to make it call a
lot of attention in case it was an accident. I know it's an accident. And so, I mean, it can't
be an accident, but they're all a little odd the way that we get Emmys. So I'm not going to call,
but I am three time Emmy winner. And I got to tell you, the first one was the thrill of my life. The
second time I was like, eh, the third accidental Emmy, I'm just like, you know what? I'm not
fulfilled by words think about how taylor swift feels yeah i know this is why they say like famous
and rich people that it's insatiable it's a hole you're trying to fill that will never be filled
that's why people end up doing up shit yeah because they want to thrill but i think i'm
realizing that it like i'm like hmm what i like i'm almost not thinking i'm not thinking that
i'm gonna even buy the third emmy oh i'll buy it how much is it six hundred fifty dollars and you
to buy your own. You should buy it. Don't be crazy. I know, but it's like, and also I have
to take back something I once said about you. I was wrong. I said that you should never, you're
the type of person who should never get what you want because you'd become a monster. But you know
what? I think you, this is great that you got what you wanted because this is the biggest lesson
you've ever had is like, it doesn't mean that much to you. And now you can have a full life,
not looking for outside validation. So I was wrong. Thank you. I agree. So then I went on
two private jets this year. And that was my final moment. Um, not one, but two private jets. One was
a short jaunt to the Las Vegas. And one, uh, was a 12 hour full three meals, vodka, soda,
extravaganza. Um, both were beautiful planes in their own different, unique way. Um, and both
were borrowed both. I had no purpose on being on them. I am not a fancy enough person to have my
own private jet. This was me hopping on with someone much more important than me, but I have
to tell you, it's going to be hard to go back to coach on Southwest middle seat. You know what I
mean? Like it is, it is fun as to be on a private jet. It is a dream. Do you not get scared that
they're going to fall from the sky? No, I don't. Because both of the private jets I were on were
really big. Oh, like I have been on one time. I did fly back with one of Chris's clients from
a Las Vegas show on a very tiny, like four seater one. And I was like, I don't want this. Even the
jet suite planes i'm like this is a little bit small for me these are they're the ones i was on
was pretty big i have to tell you a story this is how great a private jet is that so the seats
like facing each other and when you go to sleep both of them recline facing each other and that's
how you make your bed and then they come along and they make your bed that makes sense so my
seat went down but the other seat that was facing me was broken and it would not go down and so they
were like i'm so sorry and i was like it's fine i'll just curl up in a ball right here but it
actually ended up being very uncomfortable so i was like i'm gonna sleep for like 10 hours so i
slept on the floor of the private jet and i loved it best sleep of my life even the jet i was like
you went camping can you imagine going on the floor of a regular plane oh god but on the private
jet i was like this carpet's cleaner than the carpet in my house yeah that's right these are
only expensive shoes have been on this wow so anyway it was a dream and our year has been
fabulous. It has been pretty good. I mean, that's really all I had. I was going to go over my goals,
but we're out of time. We'll have to do that in another year and review possibly the September
year and review next month. But I'm so happy for your couple's goals. I'm so happy for your job.
And I'm so happy for my sexy, mature life. And we weren't here for a long time. We are here for a
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