LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Best of GWBW

Episode Date: December 23, 2021

Take a loopback on some of the best Good Week / Bad Weeks in LadyHang history. Remember naked stretching and snail trails? How about all the celebs Keltie has gotten mistaken for over the yea...rs?  Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Ritual: Get 10% off your first three months at Ritual.com/ladygang  BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month of online therapy at BetterHelp.com/ladygang  Brooklinen: Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code LADIES for $20 off with a minimum purchase of $100! Chinet: Learn how to spruce up your next gathering at MyChinet.com  Scream for Ice Cream Again: Learn how to sweeten up your sex life at screamforicecreamagain.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:02:13 in need plan at saving period care. So when their periods start, their education doesn't have to stop. Plus go to salt.com slash pages slash lady gang for your own period care and get 15% off with code lady gang. Podcast one presents the lady gang, the Hollywood girl posse with lady gang quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. so it's definitely time for good week bad week but this one in particular is a collective of all of our favorite good week bad weeks over the years here at the lady gang the good the bad the ugly the nasty the deplorable the hilarious so we hope that you enjoy it's a good week for me and also all you listeners because i'm about to give you the greatest sex tip of your life
Starting point is 00:03:10 oh no the girl who has sex once a month listen me and becca get really scared one of my goals since meeting becca and jack is to have tons of sex with my husband so why kelty because i'm very busy and i go to work very early why should you be having lots of sex with your husband no i love my husband he is super no but obviously but why else yes we talked about this we threatened you that he was gonna go find it somewhere else yeah that's the thing the vampire has encouraged me to have more sex with my husband so he doesn't cheat on me great valid so positive i mean it's it's so anyway here's the thing my makeup artist rebecca and my hair stylist diane have given me great tips about what to do and there's something that they do called naked stretching and i tried
Starting point is 00:03:56 it this week and it for sure was a home run so what i did talk some more about this kelsey yes and so what it is is like when you're kind of tired and you're like ah it's like 9 p.m and i've been up for like 97 hours and you're covered in body makeup yeah and you're like so i have like body makeup and all the hair and makeup and like you know i've been like people have been touching me all day and you're just like and you don't want fake tan rubbing off on your sheets you don't want fake tan rubbing off on your sheets what you do is you go to the end of your bed and you do like a full yoga class by yourself and your man watches and you're like cacao cacao and he loves it he's watching he's sexual eyes and then like of course you have sex at the end but it's like do you yeah
Starting point is 00:04:42 you have well you don't always have to and you're naked doing this you're naked and you're like in downward you're missing an accessory you're not admitting the whole truth yes kelsey there was The whole truth is, is that I kept on my thigh high boots in bed. You're such a sex kitten. So I, last night, I've had a crazy, crazy week. I'm working on this project that I'm, I'm working 12 hours a day. I'm going to work every day in like sweatpants and like my eyes are barely open. And my car looks like I'm living in it.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Cause it's like when you're kind of running around, like the busier you get, the crazier the stuff in the car is that you find so i'm emptying out my car last night i get home i'm exhausted and i grab like a bundle of clothing like like dirty clothes that i had oh my god i know where this is going okay so i go inside um so my boyfriend comes to visit he gets in town today and he goes to get his coffees this morning and he sends me a picture text and it's a pair of my underwear and two little tiny ankle socks very like and he he does my laundry or he helps me do laundry a lot and he's really good at folding like i'm like you're the best at folding so he really knows my clothing so he takes this picture and it's on the ground and i'm like it's
Starting point is 00:06:09 on concrete like where is this where is he like where is this and then i'm like oh my god it's my parking garage. And, and I'm like, Oh my God. He's like, did you lose something? And I'm like, um, yeah, I must've, uh, dropped that on my way inside of the apartment the other day. He goes, well, uh, your neighbors are probably thrilled. I just moved them from the middle of the parking garage, the middle. And I just texted him. I almost didn't have, like, I was so ashamed and i was like uh yeah those are my dirty clothes from my car it's mortifying and he's like yeah they were they weren't laying in a very flattering position either and they were obviously amy schumer they were soiled yeah when they when he says not the most
Starting point is 00:07:03 flattering position first thing that goes through my mind is like do do stain but no that actually hasn't happened to me in two weeks days anyways no and i'm like oh no so he picks it up and he brings it inside like a true gentleman a real gentleman wouldn't have even told me that he found my underwear sunny side up in the middle of the parking garage in my building yeah so there's my there's my bad week so bad week i was in a beer pong competition I had seen you that night before I went out to slay in beer pong and, uh, I did terrible. My teammates sucked. And so I got kicked out of the competition.
Starting point is 00:07:47 So I just proceeded to just drink all the beer, all the whiskey, all the, anything this party had to offer. Good girl. Got way too drunk for my own good. Yep. Apparently when I went home, I texted every single guy I've probably hooked up with in the past year. Wow.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Classy. Hi. That's it. Just hi. So I woke up in the morning with like, I'm not kidding. it was probably like 15 different guys it was just like i looked on my test text message screen it was like hi hi was there punctuation in the high oh yeah like just a high period oh no just a period oh that's it that's it because i'm like trying to seem like sexy and coy when i'm drunk
Starting point is 00:08:23 but really like can't see and i'm like texting with one eye question did any of them write back all of them of course they did they're still and it's like people i've like hooked up with once that i'm like i like the date was horrible i never want to see you again and it's like oh hey jack good to see or good to hear from you so like you want to get dinner this week oh no it was a black out mass were you trying to get busy like i was but then i like went home and regretted it turkey ice cream immediately no that was the next day that was trying i was trying to redeem myself here's my bad week so i get a call from my agent who i love she goes you know because we're like in my contract is up soon and like i want to stay where i am but like you know there's always like
Starting point is 00:09:08 other calls coming in and so i'm meeting with other people and and um she's basically like hey so aside to that um you know you might want to like really just tone down the botox because people in the news, they just like really like a natural face. And she's like, you know, and like the fillers. And I was like, Oh my God. I'm like, well, I don't get fillers. So, um, this is weird. And I was like, you know, I drink a lot of water and she's like, yeah. And you could tell she thought I was lying, but then I was like, this is also my agent and it's her job to be like tough love. So I was like, totally like, I get it. I won't get my summer sprinkle of Botox this year. So anyway, then I was like asking one of my friends and I was like, do you
Starting point is 00:09:45 think i look like a housewife like do i look like i've been injected and she goes oh yeah like everyone's always asking me like what you've done to your face what yeah wait but you look you don't look any i'm gonna say this in person here i'm gonna give you truth town in person you do not look like you've had a lot of stuff done in pictures on the red carpet you do which is why someone thought you were melissa rivers what yes twice i walked the golden gloves red carpet and another red carpet you just pulled it becca pulled it out and getty images like the company that puts the photos out on the wire for the magazines to pick up i couldn't find my photos and i was like where's my beautiful green dress from the golden globes and then search melissa rivers and
Starting point is 00:10:26 then it was melissa rivers who ps melissa you're beautiful and you're your own unique flower but like we're not the same not the same age right and wait isn't she like in her 40s i don't know but anyway i mean anyway so then i was like i was like no and she goes yeah everyone's always asking like, because you don't have any wrinkles and like, you don't have any lines from where you smile. And I was like, so then I was like really upset about, so I wrote this whole blog that I haven't posted about what I do do, which is like a drink, a ton of water. I haven't been in the sun since I was 21. I always wear SPF 50. I do get a sprinkle of Botox every year. I get IPF photo facials. I use like, I've used a retin-A for a decade. So like, I just don't, I'm a little
Starting point is 00:11:05 waxy, but it's because of all the things I do, you know? So then I was like, okay, I've gotten this out of my system. I'm okay with it. Like I know I have wrinkles. It's fine. So then I sit down to get my makeup done this morning by a different makeup artist at work. And I was like telling her the story. I was like, ha ha. Isn't that so funny? She's like, oh, I definitely thought you had cheek implants. What the heck? I just want to clear the air, everyone. I have not had injections into my cheeks and my mouth and my face. Like I am just a Botox girl. I need everyone to chill out. It's just my face and you're hurting my feelings. This is just my face. So Kathy Hilton was just announced as being the new member of Beverly Hills.
Starting point is 00:11:47 So I get very random, like old early 2000 parts of my life messages on Facebook every once in a while. I think I've talked about this, how everyone wants to be my friend now that I'm super famous. And like the way that they reach me is from on Facebook. Like people don't have my phone number. So anyway, I get this text on Facebook and it's this girl that I used to dance with in the early 2000s. She's like, Oh my God, I thought this was you, but like a bad picture. It was Kathy Hilton, 61 years old. It's better than Steven Tyler. I was not offended by Steven Tyler. I think Steven Tyler is a beautiful man. Look at this picture. Do you think I look like like Kathy Hilton. I mean, she's beautiful. No. So mean, right? I mean, there's something
Starting point is 00:12:36 about you, Kelsey, that like people always up that I gotta be honest. What the common denominator is people in their sixties who've had a lot of work. it's like cat woman vibes i can't even i can't i know and i'm like do i look that i don't know anyway that's it bye kathy you're beautiful woman and i hope that i do look as beautiful as you at 61 but at 38 i'm not feeling like this is my goal love you um my good week is that i'm very late to the party but i finally went to go see hamilton I have seen Hamilton. I can talk about it with people that talk about it. I mean, it is, is quite hard to follow very fast, but I think I got the gist of it. And, uh, like I, I feel like
Starting point is 00:13:29 I know it enough to have a conversation. So if anybody wants to talk about Hamilton, I feel like I'm, I can be involved. My God. Don't throw away your shot three. Yeah. Yeah. Don't throw away your shot and see, I remember it. I can, do you know who was playing Hamilton? The lead was it Joseph morales uh i don't know and i was also you know what my fucking lasik didn't work too well because i couldn't see what anybody looked like i was too far back the same that's the problem and i didn't realize i didn't realize i know this happens in most plays i don't really go see many plays on broadway they're the same guy that played the lafayette character also played thomas jefferson i didn't know people played multiple characters i was really thrown for a loop honestly i've never
Starting point is 00:14:13 been more confused in a show think of me a Canadian I didn't even study American history I don't know who Thomas Jefferson is honestly even if you did study American history I don't remember shit so I was probably at the baseline the three girls they're all the wives there's two sisters and I'm assuming one married him and then I think one was in love with him yeah and I and then what's the third sister do nothing she was kind of just like she's like I'm Betty or whatever her name was she did that in the song they're like i'm angelica i'm isabella she's like i'm betty you know what i just thought of that could be fucking great is jack reenacting musicals i can like give you like
Starting point is 00:15:02 yes it is i swear i just okay hold on someone google the characters of hamilton they're called the schuler sisters or something okay but is one named betty don't think they are named betty i think it's angelica oh god that was so funny i'm gonna find it out i'm finding it out right now jack the schuler sisters as a non-musical enthusiast is so good it's like me doing emo music well who did you say it was betty yes peggy peggy whatever cornelia angelica and peggy and she goes and i'm peggy i fucking swear in that song where they introduced them oh my god that's the whole thing there's like the two like whatever she must be like the, I don't know. Who's the Peggy of the Lady Gang? Definitely me. I'm Peggy. Give me my
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Starting point is 00:20:15 But let me just, I'll take it from here. so i have a friend who we share a lot of like stories regarding bowel movements i have always been a really really like sensitive sally when it comes to my you know digestion right um so i'm always dealing with something always like diarrhea is my middle name. Like I spray paint toilets all over the place. So I usually, but here's my problem with it. I go from zero to a hundred. So I'll go days without going. And then I'll have like a explosion. You know what that's called? IBS. Yeah, I definitely have IBS, but I'm not going to do anything about it because I refuse to change my lifestyle. What are you, what do you,
Starting point is 00:21:08 I don't, what do you do for IBS? You have to change the way you eat. And I just can't, I can't, but here's the problem is that lately I maybe I've just been healthier. I don't know what my deal is, but now I'm like having trouble going at all. So my friend was like, try these pills. They're all natural and they're from, you know, earth bar, which is this place in LA where like they can put anything in there and I, and I'm going to believe that it's good for me. It might not be, but I'm going to believe it.
Starting point is 00:21:35 So I'm like, okay, like how bad could these pills be? It's magnesium with a couple other things. and that's supposed to like really you know clear you out so after a couple days of not going i take this pill and it was like it wasn't like that crampy contractions i need to get to a toilet type thing over like the span of a couple minutes it was like in 20 seconds you have to find a bathroom or you're in trouble i found a bathroom yeah and i'm just gonna say that it was like an at home colonic. Oh my God. It was hot lava sludge. Okay. The thing, it was from so high up in my intestines that I just can't even, I like, I saw what I ate for last Thanksgiving. It really
Starting point is 00:22:24 cleaned me out. And I was like, Oh my God, I'm a convert. This stuff is amazing. I go to yoga later that day and I'm fine in yoga. I'm totally fine. Okay. I come, I got a hot yoga shit. I come home i don't wear underwear with my yoga pants me neither because i was having too many situations and my doctor was like just don't wear underwear in yoga like how hard is it and i'm like i'm afraid i'm gonna queef or something like it seems too free but i stopped wearing underwear and my vagina was really happy so i'm in these yoga pants these really cute tiki yoga pants that i'm obsessed with and they're not cheap and i'm i come home from yoga i'm like doing a couple things around the house and you know i'm like putting some laundry away here and there and i i'm like oh i have like
Starting point is 00:23:11 a little gas it wasn't gas i full wait what color were your pants sharded in my purple pants i got to the bathroom and it was like someone dropped a hershey kiss into the lining of my pants and um how did you feel i honestly felt ashamed it was shame and embarrassment it was shame embarrassment and fascination fascination i have i don't i think that was the first time i've ever done it and i think the reason it happened is because i had a friend a couple weeks before literally tell me that she did that like and i was like how do you wait so you did contract the sharding from your friend i think i did and i like i well what happens with me is like if someone has a zit on their forehead in my mind i'm
Starting point is 00:24:00 like oh that sucks i'm glad i don't have a zit on my forehead and then i get a karma zit the next day yeah like for whatever reason so i think i got karma sharting going on karma sharting it was a karma shart coin watch out okay so well first off before i start my good week i would like to acknowledge the fact that kelty is one of the best friends i've ever had because of something that she did the other week that i have not talked about and that is kelty bid 750 for me to have lunch with larry david and that's the nicest thing that anybody has done for me in my entire life i want to say i was at this charity event and when you come to charity events they often give you a gift bag and then you feel guilty remember i was talking about the gift bag i got the duffel bag
Starting point is 00:24:45 of free boots that you could fit into yeah well it was that event and i felt so darn guilty that i got this gift bag i was like oh man i gotta like give some money but i don't want to straight out give some of the money i want to give something in return and larry david a lunch with larry david was on the thing and so i was like bidding and then someone outbid me and when it got to 12 50 i was like that's out of my vampire budget well i don't know how you came up with 750 we get paid in jelly beans here no but that's what it was up to i went i started at $50. God, why couldn't they have just given it to you at $50? That's crazy. Anyway, you're welcome, Zach. I've got your back. You know, it's a thought that counts and I just, all I want in life is to
Starting point is 00:25:24 meet Larry David. Maybe he's listening. Yeah, I'm sure he's listening. I'm sure he's listening to the vampire podcast. Dear Larry, I love you, not in a sexual way. I also love you a lot too. You guys never acknowledge that. It hurts me. Okay. I know, you always try to jump in when I talk about it. Because I love him too. Now, now girls, don't fight. We're fighting over Larry and David. This one is for Jack Bannock. No, good week. I'm at the Vanity Fair Oscar party, and guess who came by? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Your favorite, Larry David. I knew this was going to have to do with Larry David, and it pisses me off so much. Every time we talk about him, it's referring to Jack. It makes me so happy. I know you enjoyed Larry David also. Whatever. So here's the funny thing. Larry David did not interview with me.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Damn it. He walked right by me and he interviewed with Morning Joe, who was beside me on the carpet. Who is Morning Joe? The show, I guess like NBC or something. Anyway, so he was interviewing and I stuck my mic out and tried to get his soundbite for my show. And it was so funny because his soundbite was, you know, I'm only really good. Well, first of all, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Here's the best part. So I yelled at him on the carpet as he walking by. i once almost paid twelve hundred dollars so you could have lunch with my friend jack at the water keepers alliance and he looks at me and he goes what and i was like a charity event i tried to bid on lunch with you and then he walked on by and he was like not having any of that so i went to morning joe and then i hear the soundbite and he's talking about they're trying to ask him all these political questions and larry david is like i don't know why you're asking me this i'm only good at two things and he paused and he goes comedy and sex oh my god it's amazing and everyone's
Starting point is 00:27:10 about larry david having sex just absolutely so gross not me of course it was so awesome the only way you jump in is anytime there's like a sexual comment about larry david because it's the it's the one place you won't go with larry david jack has no problem you're like i'll do it also so it means i love him more my bad week is so recently kelty posted this picture of us at a lady hang and her caption was like sorry her caption was i don't know what it was miss this miss this want to go whatever so i like it and i go to make a comment on it and then i see that she you know she's really been trying to up her instagram game so she's been using hashtags posting at 3 a.m for god knows what reason whatever engagement so i go to read through these hashtags and they're
Starting point is 00:27:59 kind of weird they're hashtag wait hashtag can't hashtag tour then i get through them and then there's hashtag hot milf hashtag hot milfs i'm sorry and then my favorite wait by the way when you click on them they are hidden from instagram so kelty you should probably use a different hashtag because hashtag hot milf goes to this hashtag is hidden i don't remember putting hot milf wait sorry i'm not done because the best one is hashtag sexy mature i don't know if i've ever been more speechless on this podcast sexy mature and then when you go on this hashtag there are pictures of sexy mature women that you can oh my god sexy mature is a great hashtag okay this is this is no there's a woman with a mom haircut
Starting point is 00:28:59 and a purple stop what you're doing and go look at hashtag just go to kelty's post and click on the hashtag you guys hashtag sexy mature kelty this is an issue this is an issue because these these are automatically added from where from what from who i don't understand so when you post so you post the caption and then it suggests what are the best hashtags for you i have to i have to rethink this because this is this is honestly hot milfs didn't upset me but sexy mature feels wrong it feels like the wrong brand for me this is thirst level midnight thirst level midnight this is this is incredible that you actually are baiting people from the sexy mature hashtag
Starting point is 00:29:52 you guys this hashtag is i don't even know what to say oh my god i'm crying it is i like i could not i kept looking back at it and i started cry laughing again because i'm like did she do this on purpose it looks like it i can't i can't oh my god i know you feel like it's weird but sexy mature honestly feels more on brand than anything else that i could think of for you agree it's she's a lady she pays her bills on time but she saves for retirement she saves her retirement but she shows her knees she shows it yeah right sexy mature she's sexy mature and she you know she saves for retirement but she also shows her knees i think that's the best tagline it's the it's the instagram influencer that i can be like i'm not hot enough to be in
Starting point is 00:30:46 a bikini selfie on a yacht and just like oh my parents are rich like they got me this bmw for my birthday like that is not who i am i am also a 16 year old i am i am sexy mature it's like i buy my clothes you know second-hand designer clothes and wear them with a thigh-high boot yes and think that i'm hot the way like a new york housewife going to a party in a mini sequin dress is like i'm hot but you're not hot in the real hot you're sexy mature thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god i just listened lady gang this episode's so great swipe up to listen and if you really want to which we
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