LadyGang - LG QUICKIE: Creative Director, Becca Tobin

Episode Date: September 22, 2022

Self proclaimed, Creative Director, Becca is coaching Keltie and Jac on their TikToks to avoid second hand embarrassment. Should Keltie move away from dancing? Is Jac already making the content we all need? But, for the ladies, feedback can be tough. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance! Quote at Progressive.com to join the over 27 million drivers who trust Progressive!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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hello hello hello welcome to lady gang quickie i am becca here with jack and kelty and the crick in my neck from doing a tiktok so she said she wasn't gonna do it and here she is she's in the tiktok she's dancing her idea listen i am doing this for the lady gang tiktok okay and it was my idea because here's the thing i think i would be a wonderful tiktok creative director yes you would i don't want to be the talent so i would really like to i'm thinking you know who needs a creative director no no no kelty you can't no she's like you can't you can't um touch what she's doing it's golden the gold is the essence of kelty will be squashed it would be like our show on eat yeah we can't be like too polished dude if i'm not talking with my skincare and my

like a girl actually there was a video that you did i'm gonna bring it up what i'm gonna bring up her tiktok because i want to discuss i need to talk about one before there's a tiktok that you did in your backyard i think it might have been it couldn't have been your old house okay but you were wearing like a leopard yeah that was a that was a an old draft i found i'm like i know chris was filming this of you because the camera was moving around so i'm like you didn't have it like on a tripod and the way that you were like looking into the camera and like licking your lips and shit was like so insane i know i thought that was a really good dance too i actually have to tell you something terrible that's happened is that i've realized that i'm

finally not a good dancer anymore like well actually okay here's an idea i have creative director let me throw you a pitch here okay so tiktok dancing is like a lot of sexy dancing and let's be honest i was never good at sexy dancing anyway when i got hired to dance for like fergie or beyonce or something it was always like for a showgirl style routine no one was like meg the stallion needs kelty to do the yeah yeah you know what i mean yeah and so when john comes over and we dance together we always pick hip-hop routines but this is not where i shine and so there is a man named dance theater brian he was in the original cast of a chorus line and he is dance theater brian and he always knows his dance belt and his long span i know who he is he's wonderful

he's so wonderful and he's doing all this old school broadway choreography so what are you trying to do not dance yes it is it's so good it's not because it's it's weird that's what i get the most and uncomfortable no uh-uh no you don't you actually get the most views when you do she copies me no yes no you did like one recently where it's like when i look like this 24-7 but my husband's still obsessed with me like yeah so it doesn't need to be like it just needs to be life content weird wife content like oh yeah that's pretty good should you be like the childless wonder yeah the childless one i think you should post a lot about like what am i doing on saturday you're at a children's birthday party with a snake theme yeah i'm at home goods for

hours yeah i think you should buy more vessels for my plants you should be a beacon for all women who don't want children okay you should be an inspiration childless one you can look up other people that have done it but my favorite thing about kelty is like she skims too much and she doesn't understand the nuance of tiktok and like how to edit something correctly or like yeah my edits are terrible it's just like such a disaster but i'm like this is why i like it though that's why i think you're good thank you it is good i hope the world finds you i love how open you are to feedback one day i want to receive this kind of feedback and show you how awful truly terrible i am at receiving no i was like this you the second you said that i was annoying

on tiktok i'm still thinking about wait i didn't say annoying what'd you say yes you did you said i was back no but i used it in the tense of you're eating a salad bitch eating crackers yeah but i mean who's bitch eating crackers okay so the term bitch eating crackers is if someone on social media is so annoying that even them just sitting and eating a cracker annoys you you hate it's hate watching yes yeah yes but here's the thing i said it i didn't mean it in those terms i meant it because you were eating a salad in the tiktok i'm referring to oh oh so you didn't like watching me eat well first of all you ate out of an ice cream carton the other day and the way you ate your ice cream was the way like actors eat food on tv i didn't have enough ice cream left yeah it

was so sad and pathetic i was like like when shane mitchell had that makeup remover commercial And she was like, look, but she still had all her eye makeup on. That is what I felt like I was watching. Like to my defense, I was out of that ice cream. I had like one bite left and really too many takes of the Tik TOK. And it actually, that was my first take, which was shocking. Cause I did a, like, I was moving around like a little dance almost, but, um, no, I just, I know that you're, if you eat or if you do something on Tik TOK, you get more views,

Scalzi. So there you go. If you eat, if you're doing something other than just standing there, really? so if i'm like that's why the one that i'm like just do mature oh god no but i i just i just you know i don't know i just think about it this way if these things go in a time capsule which they are it's called the internet it lasts forever forever like you know the person in a hundred years that doesn't necessarily know that like the reason for eating on tiktok is to get more views they just think like this is such an odd behavior that i'm watching and it's

making me feel funny yeah and if you're an outsider that doesn't understand the nuances of tiktok you watch it and you're like something's wrong with her that's true good thing i don't go no i i except for when you call but i don't care about it right now no no but i don't think you're annoying i don't think you're annoying thank you i and if i did i would say it behind your back thank you i don't want to hear it i don't find a lot of people annoying no i find them you know what it is it's called sweaty armpits and it's when you get secondhand embarrassment for someone thank you even better wow this has gone from bad that was really worse that was really rude of me you can say something mean about me now no i don't have i'm not a mean person no you are you are a

mean person you just don't let it out okay we've all got her in there you can say something mean i mean i i just spelled my name with three t's that's how i'm enjoying i am this conversation i love that has nothing to do with the hate of kelty i'm free from it all oh my god free at last free at last i mean you guys you're putting yourself as in bernie brown says it's you're in the ring you know i'm not even putting myself in the ring you're in the arena i'm in the i'm in the no i'm not in the arena i'm an audience member yeah so i shouldn't throw stones because i'm not putting myself out there more importantly occasionally i am occasionally more more importantly i need a question answered uh from you and the lady gang i have oh this was supposed

to be a this is supposed to be a quickie about manifesting i got a special manifesting book up there yeah i saw that i was scared i don't think we don't want to talk about it okay um i'll bring it i'll bring it on tour so i have a dalmatian rug that i think could be really cute to put on stage on tour okay and i wanted to show it to you is it made from a real dalmatian yes cruela alex is gonna bring it out bring it out oh she's already rolling her eyes she does not like it she thinks it's too small but i think this could be a great piece still a resistance i'm glad you're asking interior design questions on a podcast no no no everyone i'll post it everyone knows this rug oh i just put now i'm just signing night what an idiot i am anyway no

that is so ugly no i had that shit like when i was like 21 years old off the balcony that is the ugliest thing i've ever seen it's a cowhide rug but with a dalmatian print on it which is weird because with the like hides at least you're trying to pretend that you like have an animal that you skinned and made but like a dalmatian that is so dark there's no dalmatians that big alex do you want that for your house she doesn't want are you just trying to get rid of it kelty no i've been keeping anything that's hot pink hot yellow or black and white that we could possibly Because we had plans to, like, hire a big scenic designer and get all this stuff made. And then we realized that, like, there's no money.

We've got a budget of $5. $5. So, anyway, how are you guys? When we come back, more of this Lady Gang quickie. Bullshit. Lady Gang is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Hey, Lady Gang. Whether you love true crime or comedies, celebrity interviews, news, or even motivational speakers,

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in the world because we're on its lady gang like what's it called echo chamber yeah um can i can i tell you this is a little late to the party but can i tell you a little bit about what happened with the lady gang book club that you guys should join sure okay so last month was our first month of lady gang book club and i um we hosted a zoom and we had like 50 60 people come on the zoom for half an hour and we all talked about the book but it was like the most warm inviting thing and basically I was like hi I've never hosted a book club I don't know what to do and they were just like ask people questions and then they'll tell you what they thought and I was like okay so I went around and I'd be like Megan what did you think and then they would be like explaining

their things but it was like so kismet because the story we read was like quite intense and then people were sharing shit about their lives we had tears like it was so special and beautiful and I really think it's something special and so now we're reading Lily and the Octopus which is a fabulous book and we're gonna zoom while we're on tour at the end of the month so if you want to get that book on your kindle becca what's it about the book a book is about this man's relationship with his dog and this dog has an octopus attached to him oh like a real one it's cancer oh i'm not reading that bullshit it's like marley and me no right it's very marley and me no but it's beautiful no it's a really good book it makes me nervous having you on and like on a zoom by yourself

I really don't, but it was really about the other girls. I barely talked. Can you keep doing that? I just, yeah, I just moderated and I was planting plants at the same time because I got all these new vessels and, um, I was putting my plants in the new vessels while I was doing the book club. I had a very busy Sunday. I just, and then guess what? For October we're doing lady secrets. Oh wow. How convenient. You mean you're doing something that was supposed to start as fun, but now it's work. Yeah. That's the most shocking thing I've ever heard. Exactly. Um, Becca, um, Becca just took a break and she went and FaceTimed the baby. I, when we planned this tour.

Should I play his laugh on the podcast? Oh my God, it's so cute. Okay, sorry. Keep going. When we planned this podcast. No, I was going to say, when we planned this, we knew Becca was expecting the baby when we wrote the book and the tour. We held a place in the book for you to write an essay about motherhood, even though when

the book was due, you were not a mother yet. And we knew we were going to do this tour. And Becca's like, no, no, it's totally fine. I'm a working mom. I got this. Zach's going to be fine. and then every day that we got closer to tour i got more and more worried about your mental doing the tour and being away from the baby so people please make it worth back as well

come and see the show but also like are you okay yeah i'm fine i mean it's always gonna be hard it's always hard to leave but once you're doing what you have to be doing and like yeah it's very easy to for me at least to compartmentalize because otherwise there's no other option you're just going to be sad the whole time you're gone. Yeah. Well, you're not like putzing around doing stupid show either. Sometimes it shows people bring us like little prezzies. Do you think people are going to start bringing baby clothes for you? I don't want them to, I don't, I don't want it. Sorry. That's so mean. I just feel like you're very particular about the clothes. No, I'm actually not at all. It's just that I, you don't want to onesie. I don't care a lot about

baby clothes. Do you know what I mean? It's not going to light your fire. It's going to light my fair once he's like um walking and he can like you can actually see what he's wearing like yeah yeah the image of him wearing a checkered vans slip-on and walking around is like the cutest thing i can ever imagine i love it it's gonna be his look a high sock and a checkered band that's so cute is it gonna be like a little punk rocker yeah oh my god here's his laugh no but tell us one this was this was um i was away and zach was feeding him with our nanny because he's just now eating food cute but zach makes him laugh so much like i can literally stand there and do a tap dance and put like crazy things on my head and he'll give me like courtesy laughs but the moment zach

walks into a room this kid just fucking dies laughing like do you think he looks like a like a cartoon character to him probably or like a giant version of himself yeah yeah here he is just looking at Zach this is just simple gazing at his dad anyways he goes on and on and on he has a little ham raspy like laugh going on yeah um here's my issue with babies yep sure yep well this is my feedback i was asking for okay no no here and this is very true and this is very triggering because i listened to that laugh with my eyes closed because i wanted to really make sure the sound was coming through that i could hear it and wasn't hearing it off that oh you oh yeah the laugh and the cry similar so similar yeah yeah

they are do you know what i mean oh sometimes we're not sure right sometimes he's he's like making the sound like he's crying but then his face looks like he's laughing and we're not quite sure yeah he's not he's like i'm in pain i don't know what's going on he's really just you know navigating the world of emotions yeah he's just like what is life wow yeah existential crisis it's very weird okay you know i but listen i love his little laugh and he he's it actually doesn't do it justice because you need to see his big baby happy face like he's he's like cheerful lion like if we could get some of that energy on the lady gang like i am so into that you know what i mean like he's a very cheery like happy baby i mean listen i don't think you know

their personalities at all at this point. He could, he could literally grow up to be me. Who's like the opposite of that. Um, but for now he's like super happy and cheery and you know, it's nice because Zach and I aren't necessarily those types of people, but he brings a lot of that into like our house now. And now we do things like dance around and be psychopaths. Like Zach had a, the bottle sterilizer cover over his head saying, Luke, I am your father like over and over again. And I thought to myself, that guy used to go to Yacht Week. He used to have Russian models on his boat. And he now has a bottle sterilizer over his head.

Full circle. I love it. It's really cute. Well, we love you guys. Thanks for listening. It's been so fun to see you all on tour. We have more dates. You know.

And. Grandin, Grandin. Grandin, Grandin. Thanks for coming. We weren't here for a long time, but we were. Here for a good time. thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your

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