LadyGang - LG Quickie: DJ Lil Bujo

Episode Date: July 7, 2022

With a new podcast recording machine, Keltie is channeling her inner DJ. Find out what iconic LADYGANG sayings made it into the sound effects board! Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Coors Light: Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Drizly or Instacart by going to coorslight.com/lady  Hyundai: Learn more about the 2022 TUCSON and SANTA FE Plug-in Hybrid EVs at HyundaiUSA.com Progressive: Quote your car insurance at Progressive.com to join the over 27 million drivers who trust Progressive!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Big announcement here. Our second book, our sophomore book, Lady Secrets, Real, Raw, and Ridiculous Confessions of Womanhood is available now for pre-order. Head over to theladygang.com slash secrets to pre-order your book now. We're so excited about this. Thank you to our community who submitted all of their deepest, darkest secrets. And there's a couple sprinkled in there from yours truly

and the other two dum-dums on this podcast. We love you guys so much for your support. We're so excited for you guys to read this. Head on over and order Lady Secrets at theladygang.com slash secrets. Everything is better electrified, and Hyundai has the widest range of electrified vehicles on the market, including the first-ever Tucson and Santa Fe plug-in hybrid EVs. Visit your nearest Hyundai dealer or learn more at hyundaiusa.com.

It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood girl posse with Lady Gang quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang Quickie. I'm back here with Jack and Kelty.

Hello. Today is a very exciting day here at Lady Gang. We've got a new piece of equipment. Now, I would like everyone to describe what they're looking at on the table here for our visual listeners. Well, it looks like some sort of a DJ booth. jess booth uh miniature dj booth with all the knobs and turns and buttons and shit like that very colorful it looks like what you would get an eight-year-old boy that says he wants to become a dj one day yes yep so we are now running our podcast off the road class a servo biased preamp

is this apex board no spilling our secrets i know roadcaster pro and on this roadcaster pro there There are eight buttons, red, orange, yellow, green, aqua, blue, purple, pink. And behind each one of these buttons, I have programmed a special surprise just for you. So today, I'm going to have you pick a color and you'll get your surprise. And then we're going to explain where it's from and why it's part of the Lady Gang board. I kind of like this. Are you ready? Yeah.

You want to go first, Jack? Because you're so excited about it. Yeah. I like the pink one. This pink devil's advocate devil's advocate. Oh God. Devil's advocate. I hate myself. Becca devil's advocate. Do I get to pick one or do we need to tell me about this devil? It's what I do every time I'm having a conversation with anyone about anything. Okay. That's it. Devil's advocate. You always have to look at the other side. Sometimes it really is helpful and sometimes it's just really annoying but it's a trait that i can't shake okay it's a very becca very becca excellent contrarian it's very good okay i don't where

did that term even come from you know devil's advocate where did it come from because it's like it's base it's saying like yeah there's an obvious choice here but you gotta but the person who's contrite like you're being an advocate for the devil non-popular opinion i think the pot the the popular title historical the popular title of a person appointed by the roman catholic church to challenge a proposed beautification or canonization or the verification of a miracle are you saying verification canification beautification i don't know what any of those so basically i'm an attorney yes devil's advocate oh i hate myself devil's advocate now you're gonna have to label these no i know that's what i'm doing while we do this okay got it try not to

press it down while you're writing on it devil's advocate okay no it's the official position within the catholic church the promoter of the faith one who argued against the sainthood of a candidate in order to uncover any character flaws or misrepresentation of the evidence favoring canonization which i don't know what that means that makes sense though it's the person who is like this looks so good but here's the reasons it could not be good and that's exactly what you do yep yeah historical historically jack yes i just did that one oh becca um green this green roll the tape roll the tape is that my voice the tape is it fast forwarded i don't think so roll the tape roll the tape i wish that i'm trying to press it like a dj booth would be like

I just, can I, can I, can I do something right now? And this is not being a devil's advocate. Yeah. Um, consider yourself a listener right now. Like while you're pushing too many times, too many times while you're pushing it over us talking and it's just too many times to hear. Yes. You know, I know it's super fun, but Jared may have to take out 87 devil's advocates.

Okay. Next. Are you going to explain it? Oh, Jesus Christ. Roll the tape is a classic lady ganger and the housewives think they made it up. They didn't. I made it up. It's when someone tries to lie to you or wants to say something didn't happen.

And you're like, roll the tape, like roll the tape back. Jen Shaw about when Meredith called, you know, like whatever happened. So you roll the tape as a way to like review the factoids about what happened. And now that we live in a world with social media and people constantly videoing, sometimes there is a tape to roll. Yes. Many tapes. But roll the tape is like, I'm right, and I have the receipts, essentially.

Okay, got it. Love it. Jack, pick a color. Do you know what they are? Do you want to pick your own color? I have no idea. I know what they are, but I don't know which ones. So go for it.

Go for it. Okay, I'll pick red. I'm Peggy. That's a good one. Oh, the origin of this story was I was way too late on seeing Hamilton. I saw it like four years after everybody else was obsessed with it. But then I got obsessed with it. And then somehow we were talking about the Schuyler sisters or whatever their names are.

Do not mess this up because people were very upset at you. It's spelled Schuller. Yeah. I think it's the Schuller sisters. Schuller sisters. Schuyler sisters. Anyways, there's two. It's spelled Schuller, but I think it's Schuyler.

Yeah. Well, one of those is right. Anyways, there's two beautiful ones. And then there's the third that's like the black sheep of the three. And her name was Peggy, I think. I'm Peggy. And then we're trying to decide who out of the three of us would be Peggy. no and i think you said that you couldn't get that part out of your head yeah because she's like uh

angelica and i'm peggy it's not how it goes also didn't you just say when we were talking about a star is born on a previous episode that you don't like musicals hold on hold on this would be a good time for devil's advocate not really maybe it would be roll the tape actually it's more appropriate roll the tape um i don't i know but i also don't see them so maybe but greece is my favorite movie of all time okay then you're ridiculous you are ridiculous you're a contradiction in itself you need to you will love a star is born i probably would i just love a star is born because it's literally like romance it's drama it's emotion if he pulls her on stage to sing a song and the songs are all so good i know i've heard them i know not just the shallow song

there's other songs too yeah another one okay anyways pick your pick your color um let's do oh these colors are nice thank you they are um i want to do the turquoise this one yes get yourself a greg get yourself a greg okay who wants to do this one because i did the last one well you said it yeah this is your voice jack let me play it one more time get yourself a greg i know but it wasn't whatever okay it was a general lady gang story so back in the day days of old days of old we had a man named greg right in i think about proposing to his greg did something great i think i just like she was a big fan of the podcast and he reached out to us for a shout out or something something like that sweet but he was yeah he was doing

such a nice gesture he was so sweet and we're just talking about men in general and how shitty they are and i was single at the time and we have decided that you need to get yourself a greg you need to find somebody get yourself a greg like greg right and not a travis and not a travis because there's not a single travis out there that's a good guy i think if i remember correctly Greg was like one, if not the first man, like lady gay adjacent that had written in a really lovely sort of message about my girlfriend loves you and it would make her so happy if you could wish her a happy birthday or whatever it was. Like since then, many Gregs have come out of the woodwork.

We've had people propose and many Travises and we've had some Travises, you know what I mean? Oh God. I'm scared that Kelty is using, has access to this now. Well, I think that we had also talked about programming these in and how they should be sound effects and maybe not our voices because it'll get confusing to the listener. Yeah. Let us know if this is confusing or if this is great.

Okay. Thank you. Becca? Purple. Bleak. Bleak. That was a good one. That's a good one.

That was a really original terminology that we had. bleak was from like the very beginning yes first merch first word people didn't even know what it was now it's iconic we made bleak happen we made bleak happen wow it was a you thing though kelsey yes it was it's because i often with this low iron i often feel bleak no um bleak is a great word because it's just like you're not sad you can be bleak for any reason like when you're sad there has to be a reason for your sadness did you get dumped i don't think we use it as like a mood we use it as yeah like that salmon was bleak yeah but it's an overall party was bleak it's more of an adjective for not a state of mind and you used to use the devil's advocate

i'm gonna do this every time you do it remember things like no you're right you're right it was like my sandwich was bleak my or like yeah you weren't talking about my day was bleak at entertainment tonight where i had to talk to a tiktoker bleak that's a good quote too it is bleak bleak yeah it was really i went to go back through all the old episodes to like find these all right when we come back we have three more magic buttons i know you're all thrilled fun fact core's introduced the first recyclable aluminum can in the 50s and later introduced cash for cans kicking off aluminum recycling in america now they're removing plastic rings entirely and using a new more sustainable cardboard wrap pack instead so we've already

loved this beer for many many years but now we love them more because they're chill and they care about the environment according to national geographic 91 percent of the 8.3 billion tons of plastic produced since the 50s still isn't recycled. That's why Coors is committed to becoming the largest beer brand in North America to remove plastic rings by 2025. That's right. By doing that, they're eliminating 400,000 pounds of plastic waste every year. All major Coors Light breweries are zero waste landfill, meaning 99.99% of waste is reused or recycled. We love them so much. Reach for the beer that's made to chill and made for a more sustainable future. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Drizzly or Instacart

by going to CoorsLight.com slash lady. Celebrate responsibly. Coors Brewing Company, Golden, Colorado. Lady Gang is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Hey, Lady Gang. Whether you love true crime or comedies, celebrity interviews, news, or even motivational speakers, you can call the shots on what you're listening to

as a podcast, right? And guess what? Now you can call the shots on your auto insurance too. Enter the Name Your Price tool from Progressive. The Name Your Price tool puts you in charge of your auto insurance by working just the way it sounds. You tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance,

and they'll show you a variety of coverages that fit within your budget, giving you options. Now, that's something you'll want to press play on. It's easy to start a quote, and you'll be able to choose the best option for you fast. It's just one of the many ways you can save with Progressive Insurance. Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price tool for yourself and join the over 27 million drivers who trust Progressive. Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and Affiliates. Price and coverage match limited by state law.

everything is better electrified and hyundai has the widest range of electrified vehicles on the market including the first ever tucson and santa fe plug-in hybrid evs their turbocharged engines have quiet rapid acceleration and you can use electric when you want it or gas when you need it it's your journey evolve it beyond the pump and in the 2022 tucson or santa fe plug-in hybrid evs or you can be like me and get the kona which is 100 electric and i love my little kona so much visit your nearest Hyundai dealer or learn more at HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for complete details. The Lady Gang. Okay, we're back. Orange, yellow, blue. It's my turn. Yes. All right. Pass the salt. That sounds like a question. Pass the salt? Pass the salt.

um pass the salt is also another iconic uh word that i made i tried to not make the whole board me but since i carry the weight of everyone here at lady gang um she loves herself what is it again oh yeah question mark pass the salt is when someone's acting salty you have to pass the salt like callie what are you looking at over there are you so sad pass the salt like pass this is not a good example. No, it's not like, well, pass the salt, Jack. There you go. See, she was salty towards me. I passed the salt. I love a salted margarita. So all of these things come together in my own world. It's like pass the salt. It's like, why you got to be so salty of something that does not require this level of salt. Right. Really? I remember this really became, it was in

the lady game vernacular so much to when I was, when I used to go to the bungalow back in Santa monica this is how long ago this was i saw a guy wearing a shirt that said salty crew on it and i remember posting it in the lady gang facebook group being like do we all need these salty crew shirts because we're all so salty yeah pass the salt bitch the salt i don't consider myself salty because if i hate you i'm just gonna tell you if i hate something i just pass the salt is for people who are passive aggressive yes it is passive aggressive pass the salt is for people that are like well i was at the pta and i donated 120 donuts and then you're like pass the salt louise you know i always thought it was more of a no i that's the tea so i was that wrong i'm wrong

share the tea but it's kind of like pass the salt meaning let's be salty together i thought it was more of a collaborative an invitation if you will but i think it can be i like the way you're using it better where someone's being like past the salt like let's talk shit together yeah like past the salt completely wrong i know i should be like yours is way better past the conch like a conch yeah like do you ever call it the flies with the conch a conch conch is it a conch like a shell yeah like when you go to conch shell when you go to barbados and you have a conch sandwich do you say conch sandwich no i think that you can pronounce there's something one second i can't wait for the leak. I hope it's, I hope it's conch. I love conch because in Canada you often call a

boy underwear gonch. That sounds like a, I know it's so weird. Chesterfield and gonch. I didn't realize when you have a baby, how, how much attention you're paying to a gooch. To a gonch? No cleaning when they shit themselves, it goes everywhere. So you're, you're the taint. Isn't the taint the coot the gooch too no that's the gonch is the underwear the gooch is nothing yeah the gooch is also something conch has two different pronunciations that are both widely accepted okay girl get the first way is to say conch and the second way is to say devil's advocate devil's advocate i'm peggy it's so funny okay we haven't found out what the taint of a baby is oh sorry isn't the taint no a gooch do you remember that song on the lips of an angel by hinder it's like

on the lips yes i'm right it's like on the taint of a baby no you're telling me the gooch isn't a thing it's slang for the perineum which is the grundle yes or the taint gooch i want to put my gooch in a gaunch i want to get a pet name name it gooch like a hooch but gooch okay turn in gooch your turn jack i just went there's only one left right yellow orange and yellow yellow the the dick is trash yes yes where did that come from i think it came from an absolutely i it did yeah did it this is very this is very questionable information but we had ti on the podcast um he was launching a podcast and we had a very interesting episode with him and he was giving our girls advice and he said the dick is trash

and that's all we took from that episode moving forward the best contribution we threw out everything else it was bleak but the dick is trash lives forever oh my god that has to live forever yeah dick is trash all right we have one i can't write on it oh god devil's advocate sorry dick devil's devil's advocate okay okay here we go ready yes sexy mature i think it's happy it's exciting that that was the last one it is and our most recent it's the most recent this is a whole journey this is like 2015 2016 that's our most viral that is our most viral should i explain how it was discovered yes yes during the pandemic kelty was close to the internet to the internet as she does to share her feelings her body her you know whatever

she was also trying to um gain a following on instagram so she was past the salt she was really diving into uh the use of hashtags yes and by using the hashtags i think you probably no but she was you're forgetting the kind of content that was up specifically was a lot of dancing sexy hip-hop dancing like lakers girl yeah she was dancing she was trying to get the people to notice her moves she was wearing jlo's dsw shoes tagging jlo it was so she reposted she was parched people did you get any followers from that probably not i don't think so so anyways she posted a dance video and she posted all these hashtags and probably in the hashtags it was like sexy dancing. And then I think you had one where you posted one hashtag and then it propagated the

rest of them. Yes. Like you were, she had an app. So I was looking at a video and then I was actually looking through the hashtags and one such hashtag was the iconic sexy, mature, sexy, mature. And then when you go click on the sexy, mature hashtag, it takes you to a whole other world it's a lot of the middle-aged women with can i speak to the manager haircuts and like red and black lingerie there's a lot i'm actually gonna search it again what if what if we've what if we have it over taking it over i mean here's the thing that i do want to say out loud is that i believe that we have taken over sexy mature sexy mature there are almost a hundred thousand sexy mature oh we haven't taken it no the sexy mature babes are out and about but it's

the thing it's like there's nothing left when you're turning 40 and you have nothing to look forward to in your sexiness lucy that's literally me like i'm one bad haircut about away from being you're a bad haircut and a bad boob job this is why i can't i can't even get a boob job because i feel like i would be too sexy mature but now i'm owning sexy matureness because i turned it away from it's too you guys are they're just showing me pictures of it but it's like it's like you say it like it's a bad thing and i know it's not it's just funny that like this elders deserve to feel sexy and mature and you can be hot there's a woman on tiktok that i love that does makeup tutorials for mature skin and i'm like thank god because hayley bieber coming out

hayley bieber coming out and being like this is my skincare line and i'm like so love i love skin and here's what i used to get my skin i was like well a you're a supermodel and b you're 25 yeah you're 12 you're rich i looked great when i was 25 too allegedly you know yeah bleak i i had amazing skin that popped right the back to where it was supposed to go it wasn't until i was in my late 30s that my chin and everything was like and so i'm like i don't need to know the makeup that's gonna cover up hayley bieber's under eyes no i need the makeup that's gonna cover up a sexy mature bitch yes how the did that girl get her nipples so hard she's in her prime like these women i've got to say the women posting under the sexy mature

hashtag i love they're in a sexual renaissance yes like they are feeling themselves they're getting down they're out on the prowl they're also like still 20 years older than us too which is also what well most of them majority of them are they're probably recently widowed they're finding their new and i just think this woman has tata tuesday but i also think the thing is is that with a lot of women and i don't know and i'm not having children so i'm not really the expert to speak on this but i feel like you spend your whole life grabbing raise gaining your children is what i was gonna say gaining children grazing your children raising your children and then they leave and you're like wait i've literally been just like

keeping you alive for 25 years now i'm ready to feel it i'm going back and i think it happens a lot too with people who had babies young yeah because if you had your first baby at 24 you never lived your full throttle the dick is trapped new york days you know what i mean and so you got to go you got to reverse that there's one girl who posts on here regularly she's canadian i know you're surprised in the water and sexy mature and i want to message her and be like i don't actually think she's like mature old yeah sexy no she's sexy no but like that's why it's so funny is because all these girls are women are so much older than you but this one i want to be like kindly i'm a but i enjoy i enjoy your content but i don't think you're quite in the mature category

like a citizen senior citizen it is like you have an aarp card and i got a good job that's 30 years old needs to be replaced yes okay anyway um well i love you thank you very much i'm peggy roll the date devil's advocate get yourself past the roll the dick is trapped and on that note we weren't here for a long time but we're here for a sexy mature time thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god i just listened lady gang this episode's so great swipe up to listen and if you really want to which we know you do please follow us on social at kelty at becca at jack vanek and at the lady

gang sign up for our newsletter at the lady gang.com and join our secret facebook group it's super fun see you next tuesday everything is better electrified and hyundai has the widest range of electrified vehicles on the market including the first ever tucson and santa fe plug-in hybrid EVs. Visit your nearest Hyundai dealer or learn more at HyundaiUSA.com.